Questlove 764 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, hi [ cheers and applause ] thats a great crowd. Great new york city crowd. Welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause ] this is it, baby. Youre here. Thank you for being here. Heres what heres what people are all talking about. Some big news out of washington today. Trumps former campaign manager, Paul Manafort, was charged with fraud, tax evasion, and Money Laundering as part of the russia investigation. [ audience oohs ] i dont want to say trumps nervous, but he just hopped into a white ford bronco and took off down the highway. [ laughter and applause ] thats not good. Now, if you dont remember Paul Manafort, here he is during the campaign. So to be clear, mr. Trump has no Financial Relationships with any russian oligarchs. If thats what he said. I dont thats what i said thats obviously what the our position is. [ laughter ] jimmy ladies and gentlemen, is that the way someone guilty talks . [ applause ] i rest my case. I rest my case. Uhh thats what [ mumbling ] [ light laughter ] [ mumbling ] [ light laughter ] another guy who was indicted is former aide george papadopoulos. And it turns out he tried to set up a meeting between the Trump Campaign and russia. Of course lots newscasters were having some trouble with the name papadopoulos. Check this out. The Trump Campaign and and, and through mr. Papadapoulos. George papadolopolous. Tell us, first of all, more about the case against George Stephanopoulos or papadopoulos, i should say. [ laughter ] jimmy i think i think mr. Snuffleupagus should be put behind bars. [ laughter and applause ] prison meanwhile, i saw that donald trump jr. And his brother, eric, are going to india to launch real estate projects for the trump organization. Yeah, its all part of a new Business Strategy called fleeing the country. [ laughter and applause ] and this is nice. I saw that ivanka trump had a a Surprise Birthday Party this weekend. Because if theres one thing you want to do when everyones facing indictments is jumping out and yelling, surprise [ applause ] hey, how you doing . Fine. And finally, this weekend, trump was on his way home from golfing when his motorcade passed a cyclist and she threw up a middle finger. And then the motorcade slowed down, and she caught up and did it again. [ laughter ] heres a picture of her right here. Yeah, thats real. [ light laughter ] we actually got our hands on a a photo of that woman from a a different angle. Take a look at this. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh, my god jimmy we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy very nice, very nice. Guys, it is monday. Were very excited to be back. We have a huge week of shows ahead. Tomorrow night, Millie Bobby Brown will be here. [ cheers and applause ] have you seen it yet . Steve ive not seen two. Jimmy Stranger Things 2. No, i have not seen it yet. Have you guys seen Stranger Things 2 yet . [ cheers ] the whole thing . [ cheers ] steve ugh. Jimmy half. [ light laughter ] i got to get on it. Have you binged it . Questlove havent started yet, no. No, dont say something. Jimmy no, i dont know im not going to say anything. I dont know anything either. Questlove okay. Tariq tonight, tonight. Jimmy youre doing it tonight . Tariq tonight, yeah. Jimmy i got to get into it, man. Millies coming on tomorrow. So ill at least ill check out the first ep, so ill know what im talking about. Steve right, because you dont wanna get spoiled. Jimmy i saw the teaser, and that was almost too much for me. [ light laughter ] it was very close. It was like spoi steve yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, they go spoi and i go, you almost said spoiler. But they didnt. Anyways, anyways, Millie Bobby Brown is going to be here tomorrow night. [ cheers and applause ] Kelly Clarkson will be joining us. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, shes the best. We had fun with her last time she came on. Later in the week, we have chris hemsworth. Woo steve aw [ cheers ] jimmy alec Baldwin Steve my man. Jimmy Saoirse Ronan steve oh jimmy and performances from maroon 5 with sza. [ cheers and applause ] wiz khalifa featuring ty dolla ign. And on wednesday were announcing something fun with ben jerrys. Steve ooh. Jimmy but we cant say what it is. Steve oh. [ light laughter ] nothing to do with ice cream. Jimmy i dont want hey, hey, hey, hey dont want to talk about it. But we have to wait until wednesday. Anyways, were going to have an announcement with something with ben jerrys. Steve but something, you cant see what it is. Jimmy its going to be good. Yeah, you want to tune in for that wednesday. Itll be fun. [ cheers and applause ] but first, we have a great show tonight. He stars in the voice. And this friday his 11th album, texoma shore, is out. My man, Blake Shelton is here, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] texoma shore. Were going to talk about the voice and his new record. Then blake is performing his new song, at the house, to close tonights show. Steve ooh. Jimmy yeah. [ applause ] thats the name of the album there. Very bright over here. Steve yeah. Jimmy it doesnt quite isnt it weird . Doesnt even look like his body. [ light laughter ] steve let me see. You think thats fake . Jimmy well, ive seen, you know, brawny paper towels. [ light laughter ] steve you thats the brawny lumberjack . Jimmy im just saying theres a similar pose that he makes. [ light laughter ] steve wow. Jimmy no, but here he is. This is probably him on hes daydreaming. Steve hes thinking about texoma shore. Jimmy well, hes there, i believe. Steve is that the shore . Jimmy i think this is the shore. Can we zoom out . Hes like looking at a bright light. Maybe its an alien or something . [ light laughter ] steve you think this has something to do with Stranger Things 2 or Something Like that . Jimmy oh, his boat is capsized. [ laughter ] so he so, what happened was he went on probably a fishing trip or something. Steve sure, right, love it. Jimmy and then he just got ship wrecked. [ light laughter ] steve so youre saying this is an island in the middle jimmy yeah, but what is he supposed to do . Hes an artist. Steve right. [ light laughter ] jimmy he has no tools. Steve right. Except his imagination. Jimmy yes, exactly. The best tool you can have steve the only tool. Jimmy your mind. Steve the mind. Jimmy the only tool. He has to write songs. Steve and so he did it. He sat down in the marshy swamp. Jimmy yeah, got his jeans all wet. Thats probably one of the songs. I got my jeans wet. [ light laughter ] steve jeans and is swamp gas the name of a a song . Or cattails . Jimmy no spoilers. I dont want to say what other songs are on the record. Well talk to blake about it. Steve dont spoil it for anybody. Jimmy but, yeah, he probably sat in the marsh, got all wet jeans. Thats the worst. cause thats very takes a long time to dry wet jeans. Steve no, especially when youre in a swamp. Jimmy yeah. So hes in there. Yeah, he wrote all these songs there. Steve then he tried to drain the swamp. Jimmy turnin me on. Steve turnin me on is one of the songs . Jimmy turnin me on is one of the songs. So hes dreaming. [ laughter ] steve daydreaming. Jimmy what else you supposed to do but dream . Steve yeah, exactly. Jimmy you cant stop steve dream big dreams. Jimmy people from dreaming. Steve yeah. Thats what americas all about. Jimmy texoma shore. Its a real place. Steve is it . Jimmy i dont know. [ laughter ] and were going to have Blake Shelton is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] texoma shore. I love blake. Oh, man. I hope he cant cancel right now, can he . Steve no. [ light laughter ] we turned the monitor off. Jimmy plus, shes one of the funniest people. Oh, my goodness. From the nbc comedy great news, Andrea Martin is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] steve come on. Jimmy sctv steve come on jimmy shes the greatest. Steve shes the best. Jimmy my big fat greek wedding. Hey guys, were all striving for the same thing. Inner peace, serenity, to be our best selves. With that in mind, its time for a new segment called monday motivation. [ cheers and applause ] this is monday motivation. Jimmy so, over the weekend, i asked you guys to send us some original inspirational quotes from you guys. We got a lot of great ones. Now i would like to share some of my favorites, so that we can start our week with good vibes. You ready . [ cheers ] here we we go. This ones from matthewlindquist. He says [ light laughter ] reach for the stars. Settle for the top of the stairs. [ laughter and applause ] thats not bad. Steve i like that one. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. This next ones from claudia m. Lab. She says be the kind of person you pretend to be in your tinder bio. [ laughter and applause ] very helpful. This one is from nickbar02774763. Steve oh, 63. Okay. I thought it was 62. Jimmy you knew the other nick bar . Steve i know nick bar 0277 jimmy yeah, i got you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He says [ light laughter ] if you think youre too small to be noticed, youre clearly never been that one piece of lego on the floor. [ applause ] that hurts. That hurts. This ones from curlygirleats. She says today youre looking no filter good. [ applause ] this last one here is from jesssupey06. She says if you dont count today, its a fourday week. [ applause ] yeah. Fantastic. Thats all the time we have for our monday motivations. Thank you, thank you so much. A little monday motivation. Not bad. I want to say im sorry if i seem a little off today. Its just i dont know if its because halloween is tomorrow. But some pretty scary stuff has been happening around the office lately. Here, take a look. [ ding ] [ ding ] jimmy trump declares himself king of earth . [ ding ] trump outlaws peacocks, no explanation. [ ding ] trump u. S. Will start deporting ugly people . Its everywhere. I cant escape. Steve hey, jimmy you all right . Jimmy yeah. Steve whats up . Jimmy nothing. Its just steve what . [ light laughter ] dude, whats wrong . Hey [ light laughter ] jimmy ugh hey, jimmy, did you hear that trump wants to move America Closer to the sun so he can be warm . Jimmy ahh oh, okay. President trump donald trump donald trump just called japan the greatest city in china. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, quest. Questlove you like my hair . [ light laughter ] trump, trump, trump. Trump trump. Trump, trump jimmy oh, whats up, man . Oh, hey, whats up, dude . Trump, trump, trump. Trump. Trump. Trump. Jimmy thank you. Thank you. I just feel like trump is everywhere. I cant get away from that guy. Tell me about it. Jimmy ahh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy happy halloween, everybody well be right back with Blake Shelton [ cheers and applause ] this is Google Home Mini. Its got the Google Assistant in it, so its super helpful. Watch this hey google, good morning. Good morning, claire. Its 72 and sunny. Dont forget to wear some sunscreen. Oh, thats nice. Itll also read you the news, look up traffic, and tell you your first meeting is at 9am. And you know how sometimes youre in bed and you cant get out of it until you hear that one song that. Okay, playing your getoutofbed playlist. Yeah, it can do that too. Its Google Home Mini and the rest of the google home family. That one. This. Tmobiles unlimited now includes netflix on us. Thats right. Netflix on us. Get 4 unlimited lines for just 40 bucks each. Taxes and fees included. And now netflix included. So go ahead. Binge on us. 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[ laughter ] i saw the 15minute segment you did [ laughter ] jimmy talking about . Making fun of my damn album cover. Jimmy i didn . T make im not making fun of it. Can you just try to help me sell records for once . Do something that promotes me . Jimmy i just didnt know the situation. What is the situation . Are you, like, thinking about what to do with the boat . [ laughter ] what what are you thinking here, about memories of where you are . Is this texoma shore . Right now, im im thinking about wishing i was there. [ laughter ] jimmy i know, i know. But are you here now . Is this photo of texoma shore . Of course it is. Thats the texoma shore. Jimmy but then what but what are you thinking about . Some other place . [ laughter ] were memories of growing up, texoma shore, young little blakey. [ laughter ] running around with his short shorts on. [ laughter ] ma, pa, im here am i late for dinner . Naw, dont worry about it blake. Were having the same thing we have every night. [ laughter ] get over here, blake. Get in here. Get me a whiskey whats the problem, dad . You never loved me. [ laughter ] i dont even love you right now. Get over here, son. Come here, blakey. I love you, ma. I love you, dad. Is that type of thing is that the type of [ applause ] i dont know. It seems fun. Texoma shore, i didnt know this is why nobody likes would you interview me, for gods sake . [ laughter ] jimmy lets talk about this. Youre going on tour. Thank god. Jimmy yeah. All right. Jimmy youre going on tour. Talk about it. Jimmy yeah. Brett eldridge. I love brett eldridge. Trace atkins. You know, trace atkins jimmy thats my dude. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. Hes taller than you. A little bit. Jimmy and carly pierce. Carly pierce is a new jimmy shorter than you. New girl coming out in country music. Jimmy yeah. Got new [ bleep ] out there. Jimmy now you go to blakeshelton. Com, which i do every day. Of course. [ laughter ] jimmy i just click refresh on my computer, just to see what youre up to, man. You do . Jimmy yeah, blakeshelton. Com. Recipes and stuff like that. Yeah. Jimmy you know, pinterest pages. How to decorate your dorm room and stuff. [ laughter ] i love your website. Im always on your website. I know that he has a restaurant called old red. Mmhmm. Jimmy you do, for real. Have a restaurant. Thats true. Jimmy yeah. Youre teeing me up here now. [ laughter ] jimmy no, ive never been there. You dont ask a question like a normal interviewer. Ask me a question. You just say it, and i didnt even get a chance to say it. Jimmy old red is the name of the restaurant. Old red is the name of the new restaurant . In jimmy the new restaurant is called old red. This is unbelievable. Even the band jimmy just an ironic name for a new restaurant. Here it is, old heres an old new restaurant. [ laughter ] already my mind is boggled. I go in. I dont know what to expect. What do i go in when i go in to old red. Im not going to give you the location of my damn house. [ laughter ] jimmy just have to google it. Dont worry about it. Dont worry about it. Jimmy why do you know about running a restaurant . Why would you do Something Like this . [ laughter ] what do you know about having a restaurant. Jimmy i would never run a a restaurant. You never had a restaurant. Jimmy no. No. Jimmy no. I think i might have, maybe, almost invested in one. Just didnt. Jimmy well, its a bad investment. [ laughter ] im just saying, no, i mean, no, i mean its really hard to run and maintain restaurants. I mean, i dont know why you would do this. But i hope its a hit. I mean, in a [ laughter ] people everyone in tichiwanga should go to [ laughter ] old red. You know . You go in, you go, i want the usual. [ laughter ] is it burgers and stuff, wings . [ laughter ] i go into old red, right . Yeah. Jimmy ive never been there before. What do i see . I walk in. What do i see . You see tables. You see a bar. [ laughter ] you see . A theres a stage back there. Jimmy is there really . Yeah. Jimmy live music . Of course. Jimmy thats fantastic. Yeah. Jimmy i didnt know that. I thought it was a restaurant like its i thought it was like an olive garden. [ laughter ] jimmy because youre opening another one, i hear. Another old red, yes. In nashville. Jimmy in nashville. Old red, when youre here, youre family. [ laughter ] you made up a slogan for us. Jimmy yeah. Where are you going to open it . In nashville, tennessee. [ laughter ] did i say that wrong . Did i say nashville . Jimmy no, ive heard of nashville. Its great. Im sure ive heard of the other location. [ laughter ] im excited for you. And can tell that youre excited. Can we play a game or something . Jimmy no, no, please, no. [ applause ] can we do karaoke . Lets talk about no. What about karaoke . Jimmy talk about texoma shore. Texoma shore. This is out this friday. So you can preorder it now. You go to blakeshelton. Com. Or you go to, probably, apple. Apple probably has it. Itunes has it. These are some of the songs on jimmy did you think i was just saying that . [ laughter ] turning me on is there. You got . Money. You got at the house, youre doing today. Yes. Jimmy thats the song youre doing tonight. Im doing that tonight right here on your show. Jimmy at the house. Were psyched that youre doing that. At the house. I know. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats one of my favorite songs on the album. Is it . Jimmy i love that. What else do you like . The the house in the middle of the creek the house in the middle of the creek at texoma shore that was where we used to meet [ cheers ] great song. It feels almost like ive heard it before. Thats how much i enjoy the song. I feel like super dave when im on this show. You make me feel like super dave osborne when im on this damn show. Jimmy thats a good thing, yeah. Youre like a superhero. Yeah. No, i like that. I like ill name the dogs is a big hit. I like that song. Will you sing a little bit of that for us . [ laughter ] ill name a dog ill name him spotty and rex i have never had sex stuff like that. Thats a good song. Thats a Blake Shelton song. [ laughter ] i do i do like you. Im actually a big fan of yours. For real. I love . Ill name the dogs. I really do. Thank you, jimmy. Thank you. Jimmy let me show you how much i love it. Quest . [ cheers and applause ] girl, its high time, i tell ya no more messin around time to lay these cards on the table and just throw it on out im talkin you and me with the same street name same last name same everything its a real thing, a how i feel thing so imma go on and take a swing you find the spot and ill find the money you be the pretty and ill be the funny you plant the flowers ill plant the kisses baby lets get right down to business ill hang the pictures you hang the stars you pick the paint ill pick a guitar sing you a song out there with the crickets and the frogs you name the babies and ill name the dogs i mean, you [ cheers and applause ] jimmy blake, would you like to play a game . [ laughter ] i would love to play a game. Jimmy blake and i are going to play caramel apple roulette after the break. Stick around, everybody. 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Sweeney repeatedly sided with Chris Christie to underfund south jersey schools, increase standardized testing like parcc, cut takehome pay for teachers, and broke his promise to fund the pensions of hundreds of thousands of new jerseyans all while padding his own. Steve sweeney says a lot of things. But the truth is, hes not on our side. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back were hanging out with Blake Shelton [ cheers and applause ] Blake Shelton. New records out friday. You can see him on the voice. Blake and i are about to go headtohead in a game of caramel apple roulette. Higgins, would you like to explain how this works . What is it . Steve yes, jimmy. Here would appear to be 12 caramel apples. Jimmy okay. Steve but dont be fooled. Eight of these are apples. Four are raw onions. [ audience ews ] you and blake will take turns taking one caramel apple and taking a bite. You wont know which are apples and which are onions. Once you choose an apple what the hell are you doing . Steve i dont know, everythings off today. [ light laughter ] once you choose an apple, you must take a bite and swallow it. No put backs. First one to bite into two onions loses. Blake, as guest on the show, you will choose the first caramel apple. This is the dumbest thing. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Steve which one . Which are apples . Can i choose it right now . Theres a two steve yes, which are onions . Which are apples . That one looks good. Jimmy that one looks like an apple. Steve that looks like a you know what, im calling bull crap on you. Im calling bull crap on you. Steve good luck now wait, if this is an onion, do i lose, or i get another chance . Steve no, you get two onions. [ light laughter ] jimmy go for it man. Take a bite, and have faith. Im only here cause seth meyers was booked. Jimmy yeah, i understand. Exactly. [ laughter ] i know, i heard this. Its an onion. [ cheers and applause ] blake, im so happy youre here. Steve good luck. Jimmy all right. Steve which are apples im not going to sell one album off this stupid crap. [ laughter ] nobody care about this . Jimmy happy halloween, dude. Happy hallo it feels, it feels a little heavy. It feels like an apple. I feel good. Im confident pretty confident dude. Things are going great. [ cheers and applause ] thats more like it. Now we got some drama its like the world series, buddy. 11. Yeah steve caramelized onions. Jimmy thats disgusting, howd you swallow this . [ light laughter ] stop fingering everything. What are you doing . [ laughter ] what is it . What are you doing . Jimmy all right. Is it good . Jimmy oh, its disgusting. Now, blake, pick pick that one. [ light laughter ] no, that didnt work. Steve oh, come on, that guy. Oh [ laughter ] jimmy 11, like the world series. Good luck. Go get em. Feels like an apple. [ cheers and applause ] that is the game ladies and gentlemen thank you for come thank you for coming. 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Sweeney repeatedly sided with Chris Christie to underfund south jersey schools, increase standardized testing like parcc, cut takehome pay for teachers, and broke his promise to fund the pensions of hundreds of thousands of new jerseyans all while padding his own. Steve sweeney says a lot of things. But the truth is, hes not on our side. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a multiple emmy and tonywinning performer who stars in the comedy great news which airs thursday nights at 9 30 right here on nbc. Everybody please welcome Andrea Martin [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh i am such a fan. Thank you. That was so great. Ill bring the babies you bring the dog jimmy you bring the dog. Yeah, we got thank you. I appreciate it. That was so amazing, and i loved you dancing. Okay, good. Jimmy i love you so much. Im so happy youre here. Thank you, thank you. Jimmy ive been a fan since sctv which i believe was one of yours that probably one of your first that was your breakout thing, right . Probably. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy one of them. You had many breakout you went on to do i remember seeing i dont remember when i saw sctv. I dont know when was it on . Because im like was it on nbc . It was on nbc. It was on after saturday night live. You know, not many people well, if you were a doctor or a a stoned musician, you saw it. [ laughter ] because it was on at 1 30 or 2 00 in the morning, yeah. Jimmy i mean, sctv had it was you and catherine ohara, and eugene levy, and rick moranis, and martin short. John candy. Jimmy john candy, oh, i love john candy. Yeah, god bless him. Jimmy oh, my goodness, joe flahrety. But you dave thomas. Yeah. Jimmy you would do these sketches and no live audience, right . No, no live audience. Yeah, we did them for each other. We shot long days. And in fact, so we shot for eight years, and you know, we never heard any laughter at all. And then in the 90s, we were at the aspen comedy festival and they were playing we were being honored, and they played the sketches. In back of us there was an audience, and that was the first time that we ever heard laughs for the sketches. So it was it was a pretty heartwarming moment. Jimmy what they did was funny. I knew it was. Yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy you were just brilliant. Amazing. Thank you so much. Thank you. Jimmy youve gone to do broadway, two tony awards. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy not too shabby. [ cheers and applause ] how cool is that . Thank you. Jimmy movies as well and well get to great news, because youre fantastic. And that was great. Well, we have tina jimmy tina fey, come on. We have this is common, okay. Tina, thats crazy. Jimmy no, tina fey can we talk about tina fey for one second . Jimmy its almost insane right . Can we actually take the entire segment and talk about tina fey . No, wait a minute. Shes got a broadway show thats out, mean girls. Jimmy mean girls, yep. [ cheers and applause ] she executive produces kimmy schmidt, she writes on it. She executive produces great news. She has written a script for it. She did the first three shows. Shes about to do another one. Jimmy she does saturday night live. She does saturday night live. How about she wrote a skit from l. A. To new york and did that did you see that cake eating sketch that she did . Jimmy oh, that was amazing. I loved it, that was unbelievable. She did amazing. Amazing mom. Amazing wife. I just and shes so calm when youre with her, its like shes like the comedy whisperer. Shes like cesar millan. You know im like really nervous, and im like, i dont know my lines and all she has to do is go like that. And im like, okay. Yes, ms. Fey. [ laughter ] jimmy thats how you do it. Whatever you want. Jimmy she is the greatest. I love her. You know how much i love her so much. But yeah, she just puts out quality stuff. Yeah, yeah, its amazing. Jimmy like writing a sketch and then just putting it out. Its all quality. Great, great stuff. Yeah, its all and its all really, you know, if i had to do everything that she does, id be a monster. But shes really jimmy yeah, id be cranky. Id be really cranky. Jimmy id be cranky, like, get away i just wrote ten things. What are you doing . Yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah. Dont you understand, ive got a lot on my mind thats what id be like. And shes just kind of chill, you know. Yeah. Jimmy heres one of the reasons i love you, because i read that you based your characters off people that you know in childhood. Thats why you can do these characters. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything almost everything ive ever done has been based on my childhood. I brought some pictures with me, right . So, heres heres my goodness. There are some pictures of me there. Jimmy yes. [ laughter ] so this so everything ive ever done this is me as aunt voula, 45yearold aunt voula in my big fat greek wedding. Jimmy absolutely. Yeah, you were fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] and here i am, three decades earlier, at my high school prom, looking like the 45yearold aunt voula. [ laughter ] so theres 45yearold aunt voula and 45yearold aunt voula. Jimmy yeah see, thats the character. Character. Jimmy thats the range there. Thats the range. Jimmy i want to talk about great news. Okay, yay. Jimmy because we had Nicole Richie on the show. Yeah, i love her. Jimmy no, we love her too. She taught me how to be chill, which im not doing tonight. [ laughter ] jimmy she taught you how to be chill . Yeah, cause shes like, yeah, you just walk on. Just sit down. Jimmy thats not bad. Like that. [ cheers and applause ] heres what heres what she would never do. Um, let me just pull my yeah. Jimmy pulling everything down. No, i cant do chill. Nicole richie, briga heelan plays my daughter. John michael higgins, horatio sanz. Jimmy i love horatio sanz so much. Obviously, hes like, my favorite dude. Love adam campbell, please god, let me not forget everybody. And Nicole Richie, i love the show. Jimmy Nicole Richie, weve had her on the show, and she comes out like, in a flowy dress. And she kind of does this. And you go, ladies and gentlemen, Nicole Richie and she goes yeah, look at that. Turns around. Jimmy yeah, and she flows. [ cheers and applause ] you know what . Im going to do that god damn it. Jimmy yeah, you do it. Thats the way to do it. Wait a minute. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ladies and gentlemen, from the show, great news, here is Andrea Martin [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] she wouldnt do that. Jimmy thats what im talking about. Thats how you unbelievable. Wow. Andrea martin. I want to show a clip of great news. So everybody can check it out. This weeks episode. Heres Andrea Martin. Check it out. Hey, mom, i cant watch boost tonight. I dont really feel well. I think i ate something weird. Really . Thats not like you. All the boys used to call you the iron stomach and pay good money to watch you eat. Well, i hope you feel better. We can watch it tomorrow night. 911, its carol. My daughter just lied to me, which means she is in grave danger. Would you connect me, please, to liam neesons line. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] yay jimmy man, i love you. Im so happy youre here. Im the biggest, biggest fan. Andrea martin, right there. Great news, airs thursdays thursdays at 9 30pm. Andrea martin on nbc. Well be right back with a a performance from Blake Shelton. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] when you say wallpaper, most people think doilies and cabbage roses. We wanted to make wallpaper cool again. One of the greatest challenges of running a Small Business is having to do a little bit of everything. 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[ cheers and applause ] dont need no tab dont need no visa no bouncer looking like a wannabe vin diesel dont need your friends all getting jealous watching you walk in looking so good that you could sell it uhuh, not again girl lets get this Party Started where the party always ends got a yellow backdoor porch party light got a speaker in the window playing barry white you and me out here swaying stargazing gonna bring it back in break the candles out get the mood turned on and the lights out lose a Little Something black and lacy in the couch at the house dont need no plans no reservations nobody calling me up saying where you at, man . We waiting we can keep it on chill or get a little obnoxious uhhuh go ahead and get your freak on, aint nobody gonna stop us uhuh girl just the essentials you and me a little smithworks rockin out this residential got a yellow backdoor porch party light got a speaker in the window playing barry white you and me out here swaying stargazing gonna bring it back in break the candles out get the mood turned on and the lights out lose a Little Something black and lacy in the couch at the house at the house uhuh not again girl lets get this Party Started where the party always ends got a yellow backdoor porch party light got a speaker in the window playing barry white you and me out here swaying stargazing gonna bring it back in break the candles out get the mood turned on and the lights out lose a Little Something black and lacy in the couch at the house yeah, at the house thats what its all about mmm, yeah at the house [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats how you do it. Thats how you do it, right there. Thats how you do it. Blake shelton. Texoma shore is out this friday. Catch him on the voice monday and tuesday nights on nbc. Well be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to the one and only Blake Shelton, right here [ cheers and applause ] Andrea Martin and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause ] i got onion. I got onion. I got onion. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Seth meyers is right upstairs [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight heidi klum, senator bernie sanders, music from imagine dragons, featuring the 8g band with anton fig. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, everyone. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] seth thats fantastic to hear. In that case lets get to the news. Well, trump was right. We have started saying Merry Christmas again. [ laughter ] president trumps former campaign chairman, Paul Manafort was charged today with twelve counts, including acting as an
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