Roots crew. Questlove 732, jersey yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness oh, welcome [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here, everybody. Thank you. Welcome to the tonight show this is it, you made it, youre here. [ cheers and applause ] well guys, it is official, football season has begun. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this is it but this is cool. I saw that the patriots will play a game in mexico this november. Yeah. And once theyre down there, the rest of the league will say, okay, build the wall. Quick. I mean we have a chance we have a chance [ laughter and applause ] we have a chance. Meanwhile, i saw that the the new york jets are 1,000 to 1 long shots to win the super bowl. [ light laughter ] that that means that if you if you bet just one dollar, you will lose just one dollar. [ laughter and applause ] i mean thats it its just one. Whats one dollar . Lets get to some news here, congressional leaders are still upset with President Trumps decision on the daca immigration plan. They called it brainless, heartless, and cowardly. All trump needs now is some ruby slippers and hes off to see the wizard. [ laughter and applause ] as i mentioned earlier, tonight was the first game of the nfl season with the Kansas City Chiefs taking on the new england patriots. [ cheers and applause ] now as you know, at the end of the season, they give out the most valuable player award, but they also give out other awards during the season. Sort of like the ones in High School Yearbooks like, most likely to succeed, class clown, stuff like that. So with that in mind, its time for tonight show superlatives. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] tonight show superlatives jimmy our first player is mitchell schwartz. He was voted, most likely to be the shady landlord on an episode of judge judy. [ laughter and applause ] they didnt pay their rent. Next up for the patriots is chris hogan. He was voted, most likely to get into a crowded elevator and say, yall smell good. [ laughter and applause ] steve mm jimmy heres patriots tight end rob gronkowski. We love gronk. He was voted, most likely to eat the umbrella that comes with a pina colada. Its like, hey, dont eat it [ laughter and applause ] steve thats not what its for jimmy he doesnt care. Steve nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. Jimmy next up for the chiefs is tyler bray. He was voted, most likely to get his haircut by a petco certified stylist. [ laughter and applause ] well, listen its certified. Steve certified. Jimmy its certified stylists. Steve its all about jimmy and finally for the patriots is david andrews. He was voted, human gummy bear. [ laughter and applause ] there you go. We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you for watching. Weve got a fun show tonight. From the new movie, home again, Reese Witherspoon is here. There you go. There you go. [ cheers and applause ] were going to catch up with her and then reese and i are playing a new game called, cooler heads. Plus, they were our first musical guest here on the tonight show. And its always a great day questlove beautiful day. Jimmy a beautiful day. When they come back to visit us. U2 is stopping by tonight. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on u2 youre the best thing about me. From the new album, songs of experience. Theyre theyre going to perform two songs for us tonight. Steve oh. Jimmy yeah, its a big deal tonight. Theyre going to perform a song from the legendary joshua tree album. And then theyre going to close the show with a Television Debut of their brand new single right here. Steve oh. Jimmy i cannot wait. I love them so much. [ cheers and applause ] u2 come on [ cheers and applause ] yes im so psyched theyre back. Theyre the best. One of the big stories with football this year is that the nfl is relaxing its rules for touchdown celebrations. You hear that . Steve yeah. Jimmy yeah, theyre making it more exciting for everybody. So with that in mind, we asked nfl stars from all around the league to show us their new touchdown dances that they can use this season. Its time for, tonight show touchdown dances. Enjoy. [ cheers and applause ] tonight show touchdown dances hi, im von miller. Outside linebacker for the denver broncos. And this is called, the sexy trex. [ cheers and applause ] whats going on. Im randall cobb with the green bay packers, wide receiver. My touchdown celebration dance is the bad hula hoop. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] hello, im vernon davis, tight end of the washington redskins. And my touchdown dance is called the step carry. [ laughter and applause ] im travis kelce, tight end with the Kansas City Chiefs, and this is the shot putter. Woo hi. Im russell wilson, quarterback for the Seattle Seahawks, and this is the i cant dance. [ laughter and applause ] hey, guys, Landon Collins here from new york giants, strong safety. This is my touchdown dance. The crab da. [ laughter and applause ] hi, my names michael bennett, Seattle Seahawks defensive end and my touchdown dance is the microwave burrito, and it goes a Little Something like this. [ laughter and applause ] im t. Y. Hilton, wide receiver of the Indianapolis Colts and my touchdown dance is the slow on nice, happy guy dance. [ laughter and applause ] hi, im antonio brown, wide receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers. And my touchdown celebration is called, jack, im flying. Check it out. Jack, im flying [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there you go thats it right there thats all you need thank you so much to the nfl and to all the players who helped out with that. Stick around. Well be right back with Reese Witherspoon, everybody [ cheers and applause ] remember 2007 . Smartphones . O m g ten years later, nothings really changed. Its time to snap out of it. Hello moto. Snap on a jbl speaker. Put a 70 screen on a wall. Get a 10x optical zoom. Get excited world. Hello moto. Moto is here. The new moto z with motomods. Buy the new moto z and youll get a free projector mod. Get on up, mama. Get on up. Do what you want. Do you want, let the record hop. Degree motionsense. Ultimate freshness. With every move. The more you move, the more it works. Degree, it wont let you down. Classi al music gobble gobble [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest tonight is a golden globe and Academy Awardwinning actress who stars in the new movie, home again, which is in theaters everywhere tomorrow. Everyone, please welcome, Reese Witherspoon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Reese Witherspoon welcome back to the show they love you. We love you. What a great audience i love it jimmy come on. [ cheers and applause ] its a big night tonight. Were excited jimmy everyones its a a big night. Theres a buzz in the building. I mean, its a big football football Jimmy Fallon Jimmy i mean, come on. I mean jimmy was football was it a big deal in your house . Is it right now . Um, im southern. [ light laughter ] hello all we do is watch football. Jimmy oh really, yeah . Its like a religion. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. And, youre what, Tennessee Titans, right . Um, Tennessee Titans is, like, a newer thing for us. But, like, university of tennessee. Go vols. Jimmy and you used to go to all the games, Something Like that. Were you ever i could see you as, like, a cheerleader or Something Like that. I was a cheerleader. Jimmy aha really . [ cheers ] i dont know why youd think that. Jimmy how would you guess that . Oh my god, yeah. I dont know, i totally dont know. I was a football cheerleader. But, um, i was also i was a a wrestling cheerleader. [ light laughter ] yeah. Jimmy do they have do they have wrestling cheerleaders . I mean i didnt of course, i know that. Yeah. In the south, you have a a cheerleader, for basically everything. Jimmy everything. Yeah, of course, why not . What would you do with the wrest theyre just on the mat . Yeah, its youre called a mat cheerleader. And you sit at the edge of the mat with your legs down and, you sit at the edge of the mat, in your costume and then you do mat cheers. And you cheer on the guys doing the wrestling moves. [ laughter ] jimmy right there already, im im rooting for whoever youre going for. Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy do the wrestling moves. What do you, just yell at them . No, you do these cheers like this. You go you go like this. Switch switch switch switch jimmy hey, not bad [ cheers and applause ] and i have jimmy hey, thats really awesome. No idea what switch means. But its something you do in wrestling. I think its like jimmy switch, you probably flip the dude over one guy get on top of another guy. Jimmy yeah, thats exact thats what it is. [ laughter ] switch yeah jimmy how how is mom doing . How is betty . Oh, my god. My mom is so good. She is so excited. Jimmy oh, because shes going to the emmys . Im taking her to the emmys, yeah. Jimmy dude you crushed. You got nominated [ cheers and applause ] Reese Witherspoon, you are crushing right now. You got nominated for a 16 emmy nominations. I know im so excited. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy 16 emmys. Big little lies was unbelievable. It was above and beyond everyone was like, this so much fun. Thank you [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you crushed it thank you, thank you jimmy you crushed it well you, like, produced and you starred in it as well. Thats a big deal. Yeah. It was so fun and we had such a a fun time. And people liked it on top of just having a fun time, which is always great. Jimmy yeah. And now you get to bring mom to the emmys. Im going to take mom to the emmys. Shes never been to the emmys. And shes really excited. Because she loves television and she loves television stars. And so i said to her the other day, i was like, who are you interested in seeing . And she said, well, i and she doesnt know their real names, she just calls them by their character names. And shes like, im really excited to see the outlander. [ laughter ] jimmy the outlander. Oh, yeah, i know that guy. I havent seen the outlander. I have no idea who that is. Jimmy no, its a big deal. No, hes an incredibly handsome actor, but my mother is obsessed with the outlander. Jimmy i have to meet the outlander. And shes also, i want to meet dr. Spencer reed from criminal minds. [ laughter ] jimmy oh my gosh. Shes gonna call them by their character names. Yes. Jimmy thats going to be the greatest. Itll be really fun. Jimmy you have to tell mom i said hi. I will, i will. Jimmy i just watched the movie, home again. I loved it from start to finish. Aw, thanks. They dont make movies this is such a fun, perfect i love, like, romantic comedy. But its like i just love those. I love it when it works. I loved it. Yeah, its kind of new, too. Its about a girl splitting up with somebody. Shes getting divorced and she has two little kids and she doesnt know what the rest of her life is going to look like. Jimmy theyre cute kids. Oh my god, theyre so cute. And, yeah, these three guys come to live in her guest house, and i mean, she starts a relationship with one of them. [ laughter ] jimmy and i was like no and then her exhusband shows up, like a dummy. Jimmy yeah, he comes back in. Yeah. He wants her back. Jimmy no, i loved every single part of it. And who directed it again . Hallie myersshyer, its her first movie. And her mom is nancy myers, her dad is Charles Shyer so we just had and nancy produced the movie. Nancy myers. Jimmy whos the guy that plays the guy that youre into . Pico alexander is this new guy. Jimmy the whole crew of guys were great. Yeah. This is, all like, one of their first movies. One of the kids has been in a a lot of movies. But the other two guys are around 26, 27, and this is their first movie. So its exciting. Jimmy yeah, its really, really cool. I want to show everyone a clip. Here is Reese Witherspoon in her new movie, home again. Take a look at this. Hey, alice . Yeah. Do you have a minute . Sure. Can we maybe exchange phone numbers or harry, im very late. Listen. I think you woke up to a a completely different person then you met last night. And i appreciate the gesture, i really do, but how old are you . Like 30 . 29 . Something like that. Oh, jesus. Okay, girls. Come on, time to get in the car okay, okay shes so intense. No, im not. Good luck with everything. Maybe ill see you around. I hope so. Come on, ladies did you guys have a a sleepover . What . How did you meet . Yeah, are you friends with their mom . Friends with his mom . How old do i look . I dont know, mom age. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy is it fun . Its a lot of fun scenes in the movie. One thing that made me laugh was you handed him his boxers or whatever, and he was like, did you just wash these . And you go, well, i was doing a load. [ laughter ] just made me laugh. Would you like to play a game . Yes jimmy all right, reese and i are playing a new game when we come back, stick around. [ cheers and applause ] that one. This. So, verizon and google have teamed up on the pixel 2. Its a match made in tech heaven. Its like verizon is the oil and google is the balsamic. No, actually they separate into a suspension. Its more like the google pixel 2 is the unlimited storage. And verizon is the best unlimited plan. What if its like h2 and o . Yeah. Thats right. I had a feeling that would score with you guys. Good meeting. avo when you really, really want the best get the pixel 2 for up to 300 off on googles exclusive wireless partner, verizon. Most people think doilies and cabbage roses. 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Now since tonight was nfl kickoff night, im in the football spirit. So reese and i are about to play a brandnew game called cooler heads. [ cheers and applause ] tonight show cooler heads tonight show cooler heads tonight show jimmy all right, higgins, do you would like tell us how the game you look great, by the way, dude. Steve thank you. My gosh, thank you jimmy youre welcome. Steve i got a job at foot locker. Jimmy thats cool. [ laughter ] steve this game is very simple. Youll each take a turn answering multiple choice questions about football trivia. Jimmy uhhuh. Steve once your answer is locked in, two coolers will be carried out oh, no. Steve and dumped over your heads. [ laughter ] oh, no. Steve if you answer correctly your cooler will be empty. Okay. Steve your opponent will be doused with a mystery substance. [ laughter ] you answer incorrectly, you get dumped on. Any questions . Anybody . Jimmy well i was steve great first question is for reese. [ light laughter ] okay. Steve reese, all right. Yes. Steve how much did a a 30second commercial cost at the first super bowl in 1967 . Is it jimmy million dollars. [ light laughter ] steve please. Is it a, 900. Jimmy yeah, no one cares. Steve b, 42,000. Or c, 190,000 im going to say b, 42,000. Steve okay, your answer is locked in. Lets bring out the coolers. Jimmy why would you know that . Steve shes just guessing im guessing. Ahh lets see if she was right, 1, 2, 3, dump [ cheers and applause ] steve oh reese oh, god oh, my gosh, its [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what is this game . what are the rules . Steve reese was correct jimmy what are the rules of the game . Steve your cooler was filled with nacho cheese [ audience ohs ] can we see that in slow motion . Can we see that in slow motion . Jimmy i didnt see the guys come out [ laughter ] steve oh, my gosh jimmy oh, my goodness. Steve you look like a lego person jimmy a melted lego person. Steve okay. Score is 70. [ light laughter ] seven . Steve next question jimmy can we use fake nacho cheese sauce . Steve no, this isnt your cheese. Jimmy all right. Steve all right. Next question is for jimmy. Okay. Steve which of these is not not the name of a former professional Football Player . Jimmy okay. Steve is it, a, buzz nutter. B, dick felt. Jimmy oh, come on. Steve or c, uranius johnson. Whats your answer . [ laughter ] jimmy what was it, butt nutter . Steve butt buzz. Dont try to trick me. [ laughter ] its not its not butt nutter. Thats a totally different thing. Jimmy buzz nutter. Steve buzz nutter. Jimmy dick felt you made up dick felt. Steve or uranius johnson . Which one are going to pick . Jimmy uranius johnson. Steve uranius. Jimmy im going to say dick felt. Steve dick felt, your answer is locked in. Okay, lets bring up the next round of coolers. Oh, no steve 1, 2, 3, dump [ buzzer ] oh you were wrong [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] jimmy what are these guys interns . Steve you were so wrong. Oh, my god steve can we see that again in slow motion . [ laughter ] jimmy this is insane, this game. All right. Oh, my god. Steve reese is in the lead. Im a little scared. Jimmy im going to answer for reese. Steve next question is for you, reese. Okay. Im nervous. Steve which nfl quarterbacks first completed pass in the league was to himself . Oh, gosh . Steve is it, a, brett favre. Yeah. Steve b, eli manning. Or c, Peyton Manning . Oh, no. Okay. Oh, my god, i have no idea. Steve take a wild guess. Jimmy passed is to himself . He passed to himself. Steve passed it to himself. In the first game. I didnt even know that was possible. Jimmy this is going to be insane. If you get this im going to go one of the manning brothers. Im going to go eli manning . Steve eli manning. Your answer is locked in . I dont know. Steve lets brin