Featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 758. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] oh, my goodness that is a hot crowd. [ cheers and applause ] hi. Hi, how are you . Welcome, welcome, thank you very much. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome, welcome. Welcome, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show [ cheers and applause ] this is it. This is the show to be at. [ cheers and applause ] new york city. Welcome, everybody. Well, heres what people are talking about. Theres still a lot of leaks coming out of the white house, saying that trumps really coming unraveled. I guess hes been Walking Around repeating himself over and over. [ laughter ] in response trump said that is totally false. [ light laughter ] and totally false. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] not to mention, totally false. Did you guys hear this . Today trump said that he met with the president of the u. S. Virgin islands, even though he is actually the president [ laughter ] of the virgin islands. Trump was like, well that explains why he was so smart, and handsome, and has such huge hands. [ laughter and applause ] another big story is the executive order trump signed on health care, and he claims it will help millions of people. And people said, millions millions, or crowd at your inauguration millions . Just making sure. [ laughter and applause ] i read that trumps executive order on health care will clear the way for cheaper policies that offer fewer benefits. Well we looked into it a bit more and it turns out these cheaper policies will only cover a couple of things. Take a look. First they cover headaches. [ laughter ] they also cover nausea. [ laughter ] and finally, they cover constipation. [ cheers and applause ] good to know. Its good to know. Steve thats it . Jimmy its just good to know. Steve oh. Jimmy this whole thing could take a while, in fact, white house chief of staff john kelly said our government is designed to be slow. When someone asked if that can get annoying, kelly said [ laughter ] yes. [ cheers and applause ] i guess. You guys, today is friday the 13th. [ cheers and applause ] i heard this is funny, to celebrate, tattoo parlors are offering 13 tattoos. [ light laughter ] cause what could what could go wrong, getting a cheap tattoo on the unluckiest day of the year . [ laughter ] how do you do that . [ applause ] listen to this, guys. Theres actually a trailer that just came out for a pretty scary new sequel to the horror movie friday the 13th. Take a look at this. His victims never saw it coming. I do. Theres clearly some one President Trump put in the best cabinet two. Thank you. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. Ten. Eleven. Twelve. Thirteen. The last thing they heard was his terrifying catchphrase. Hello. Hello. [ applause ] jimmy what . Steve what is that . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hello. [ laughter ] steve what is that . Jimmy i dont know what hes doing. Check this out, you guys. A company is selling a 15,000 pool table shaped like a a banana. [ light laughter ] its a perfect way to tell your guests im horrible with money. [ laughter ] banana. This is nice. I read about a man in new jersey who found a winning Lottery Ticket in an old shirt, and won 24 million. [ audience oohs ] when asked what he plans to buy with it, he said 1,000 bananashaped pool tables. [ laughter and applause ] thats bizarre because we just said the joke about the pool table. Well, its the end of another crazy week, and since theres too much to talk about instead of giving you a full week in review, we decided to put together a little montage that just focuses on the key words used this week. Its something we call this week in words. Enjoy. [ cheers and applause ] war of words. Trump on the attack. More and more people are pushing back. The fact were not afraid of trump. Walking on egg shells. I came to stomp. Corker. Backlash. Tempers. Flare. And calling the white house an adult day care. Discord. Tension. Trump. Deflects. And then theres tillerson. Lets talk about rex and trump. And the tillerson feud. The president thinks he has a better iq. Called trump a moron. Rocky from the start. Nonsense. Hes smart. Infighting. Backbiting. Problems to solve. Theres a lot of psycho drama when Donald Trumps involved. Vanity fair. Says trumps losing his mind. An executive order. He forgot to sign . [ laughter ] baseball playoffs. Yankees win the red sox out. The astros in. Stranger things 2 trailer. Cant ignore. Star wars trailer. Porg. Jimmy there you go. [ cheers and applause ] porg. We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you we have a fantastic show tonight. Its always so much fun when she stops by. From the new movie all i see is you, blake lively is here. [ cheers and applause ] steve come on. Jimmy we love her. Steve shes the best. Jimmy she really is so much fun. Later in the show blake and i are facing off in a dance battle. Steve ooh. [ audience oohs ] jimmy so stick around for that. Plus, shes also one of our favorites. This is her brand new book called were going to need more wine. Gabrielle union is dropping in. [ cheers and applause ] were going to need a little bit more, yeah. Jimmy and we have great new music from wutang [ cheers and applause ] its going to be great. Guys, todays friday. Thats usually when i catch up with some personal stuff. You know, i check my inbox, return some emails, and of course, i send out thank you notes. And just wondered [ cheers and applause ] can i write them out right now . Is that okay with you guys . [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Thank you so much. Hey, james. You got any big plans this weekend . [ laughter ] can i steve almost. Jimmy can i get some thank you note writing music, please . Steve wow. He looks almost lifelike. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, porg in the new star wars trailer, for letting me know what it would look like if i had squeezed a guinea pig as hard as i could. [ laughter and applause ] steve hey porg. Porg. Jimmy just playing with him, yeah. Thank you, breaking a mirror, for meaning seven years of bad luck. And thank you breaking your iphone screen for meaning seven months of being too lazy to get a new iphone. [ laughter and applause ] thank you, controls on office chairs, for making sitting feel like im navigating an intergalactic spaceship. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] why do i need all this what does this chair do . Thank you, netflix screen that asks are you still watching . [ laughter ] for being the most passiveaggressive way of saying dude, you need to get your life together. Its like [ cheers and applause ] six hours . [ laughter ] youre still youre still watching . [ applause ] steve dude. Dude, are you watching . Jimmy thank you, milk and sugar station at starbucks, for reminding me why i never want to be roommates with the rest of the world. [ light laughter ] its like throw it in the garbage. Its right there. That hole is a garbage hole. Steve in the hole. Jimmy thats the garbage hole. Why would you put it anywhere else, but in that . [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, halloween eggnog. Youre like regular eggnog, but with more boos. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] steve shake weight. Jimmy whats that . Steve are you working out with a shake weight . Jimmy whats that . Steve are you working out with a shake weight . Jimmy yeah, i work out with a shake weight. I do it before the show. Steve oh my god, thats fantastic. Jimmy its the only way to work out. Steve hows your eggnog . Jimmy whats that . Steve hows your eggnog . [ light laughter ] does it have any spirits in it . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy good to see you dude. [ cheers and applause ] hey, higgins. How many steps you got in your fitbit . Steve this hand, 20,000. This one 640,000. [ laughter ] thats weird. Jimmy its so interesting. [ banging ] this is very loud is the only problem. Steve whats that . Jimmy you cant even hear me because youre banging steve well, im just setting my shake weight down. Here, ill put it underneath here. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, yeah, no problem. Its just loud you can just put it you can just put it anywhere. You just hear [ laughter ] higgins. Its just too noisy, you see. Youre right by the why do you steve okay. Im good, im good. Im just getting a piece of gum. Jimmy thats not gum dude thats not gum, that is thats a condom, dude. [ laughter ] thank you, bobbing for apples, for making a thing you dont actually want really difficult to get. Thats all you get. [ laughter ] you want an apple . A wet apple . I dont know. Thank you, hay rides, for letting me know what it would look like if the amish had invented uber pool. There you go everybody. Thats my thank you notes. Well be right back with blake lively [ cheers and applause ] dad molly, can you please take out the trash . sigh dad molly trash whoo mom hey, molly . Its time to go bell ringing class, lets turn to page 136, recessive traits skip generations. Who would like to read . molly i reprogrammed the robots to do the inspection. Its running much faster now. See . Its amazing, molly. Thank you. americas favorite cookie delicious Chocolate Candy oreo Chocolate Candy bars now also available in mint flavor [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my first guest tonight, my dance battle partner, is a very talented actress who stars in the new movie all i see is you, which is in theaters october 27th. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome blake lively lets get it on you know what im talking about come on baby [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to the show. Thank you sir. Jimmy you look gorgeous. What are these beaut this is for me . I came to dance. Jimmy oh, you came [ cheers ] well, i came i came to win. Jimmy you came to win . Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy the dance battle . But, these are for you actually. Jimmy these are for me. Yeah, i cant battle in those. Youre going to dance in those . Yeah. Yeah. No, no i have to change. Because, like, these are beautiful. Jimmy yeah. [ cheers and applause ] right . Jimmy yeah. Yeah. But i feel like these are better dancing shoes. Jimmy really . Ive seen a lot of beyonce concerts. [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] jimmy are you competitive . Yeah, you are, yeah, a little bit. Yeah. Jimmy have we played games . Yeah, weve played games. Jimmy what games did we play . Are you blocking it out because i win . Ooh. This is the smack talking. Jimmy whats the last game that you beat me in though . I dont know, you probably always win. Jimmy no, i dont always win. No, this one im actually nervous to do because youre really good at this. Jimmy why i dont know what im going to do. Ive watched all your youtube videos. Ive tried to like you know how they do in the nfl, and they watch the other team, they try to see their plays and their moves . Jimmy yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy its going to be fun. You are always the best. I was talking with somebody today. Do you remember we did a bit like eight years ago, nine years ago . Thanksgiving. Jimmy thanksgiving bit. Yeah it was like jimmy and i was like i forget what the idea was. But you were very funny. It was like slapping you or something. Jimmy it was slapping me over the yeah, over and over again. Yeah. We actually youtubed it. Jimmy i got to look that up. But anyways, we love you. And, i love having you back. Thank you. Happy to be here jimmy now here we are so many years later. I know. Jimmy hows your family . Hows the babies . Theyre so good. Thank you. I have two baby girls like you. Jimmy thats right. So jimmy yeah. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. A 2yearold and a 1yearold now so, yeah its super calm at our house. Jimmy is she 1 already . Yeah, shes 1. Jimmy oh my good did you have a Big Birthday Party . No. We had a i made a cookie monster cake. And it was so cute. You shove like cookies in his mouth. And they crumble. And she just looked at it and then just like reached for a a steak. [ laughter ] which like, i dont i had steak. I was eating steak. Jimmy yeah. In the afternoon jimmy yeah. So, she had a birthday steak. So, she had a birthday steak. And then she grabbed the other one. And shes like hamfisting two steaks. Jimmy how cute is that . Ive given birth to a baby viking. Shes like [ laughter ] i dont know. Its like shes a white walker. Jimmy how cute is that, just eating raw meat . Oh, its great. Jimmy like medieval times. Yeah jimmy her hand for her birthday, i like washed her sleeves. Her sleeves were dripping in blood from the steak. A child. [ laughter ] jimmy what a great memory. Yeah. Happy birthday. Your kid gets covered in blood. Yeah. Just scraping the blood out of her clothes. Jimmy hows james taking the new baby . Shes good. She loves her sister. She does this thing where she just like, i love her so much. But im actually really harming her now. [ laughter ] still a baby jimmy yeah, i know that. Yeah. Yeah its like jimmy shes squeezing too hard. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, exactly. Jimmy yeah. And i think she knows what shes doing. But then like we were talking about halloween. And she was like, oh, im going to be cinderella. And i said oh, thats so special. Does baby ines get to be elsa . No, mike wazowski. [ laughter ] its from monsters inc the oneeyed round jimmy yeah. Monster. Jimmy thats what she has to be. Thats what she has to be. Mike wazowski. Jimmy yeah. She cant be cinderella. And then i was like, well, what about moana . And maybe, like you can be moana. And she can be, i dont know, te fiti. This Beautiful Mountain jimmy sure. And she wanted her to be heihei. The [ laughter ] jimmy the crazy chicken . The weird dumb chicken. Whos like, Bock Bock Bock bock bock. [ laughter ] jimmy how great is moana, by the way . Its so great. Jimmy when you have kids oh my gosh. Jimmy i mean, you realize how important these shows and some of them can be really annoying. I sort of watch them before, though, the disney movies. Jimmy you watch them before you show them to the kids . I feel like my husband and i wait for them to go to bed so we can turn on moana and just watch the part where she walks through the wave. Jimmy yeah you know what i mean . Jimmy i know. Jimmy i freak out. Its the best. Jimmy i know, i really get into it, im like you guys want to watch moana . [ laughter ] lets do it, im like i cant do dora anymore i cant do another dora the explorer. I cant do it. No, we never did that. Jimmy you never did dora . Oh, youre so lucky. But, i feel like i feel like with my little chunky one, shes going to have to be Jackie Gleason for halloween or something. Jimmy well this is the year you can dress them up. Youre allowed to dress them up when youre one. Yeah, i know. You can make them anything you want. Jimmy around four, they start making decisions. Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy like yeah, i dont want that to happen. Jimmy i know, its the worst. My husband has a decision with halloween. Because i always have really elaborate suggestions for him like i wanted him to be sully, ines going to be mike wazowski, he should have the full sully. [ audience aws ] jimmy thats cute. Furry face. But we sort of have to put on a a lot of crazy faces for our job anyway. So maybe jimmy yeah. Thats true, yeah maybe that would be too much. Jimmy masks and prosthetics arent its like, thats what we do for a living. [ light laughter ] yeah, exactly we dress up for a living. Yeah, halloween is our life. [ laughter ] lets i want to talk about your movie. All i see is you. Were going to debut a brand new trailer thats never been seen before, for everybody. Thank you for bringing that to us. You know we love you. So explain what the movies about. Because its trick its really good. Yeah, its its about a a woman who loses her eyesight at the age of 12. And then ends up getting a a corneal transplant, which you can do. And regains her sight in her late 30s shes married to this man. And they have a beautiful loving relationship. And hes so generous because he takes care of her. And you know. And then you sort of find out that everything you thought your life was. It may not actually be. Once she can see everything. Jimmy i mean, thats so bizarre its sort of different than she imagined. Yeah. Jimmy is it tricky playing how would you even practice well, i was really lucky. I have a friend who helped me a a lot. He lost his sight. His name is ryan knight. And hes this incredible man. And he would walk me around with a walking stick. He helped me learn to play guitar blind. Just lots of Different Things and then another friend who was putting my contact lenses in, in the movie. She had the same thing. But she had a corneal transplant as well, this girl whitney. Jimmy wow. So i was acting to her. So, when i got my sight back, i made sure that she like felt like this was an accurate moment. Theres a moment where i see my name for the first time. And my friend ryan told me that he actually, he forgot what his face looks like. Jimmy wow. And so its something you that you so many things you take for granted. And so yeah, i had these two amazing resources helping me. And i wore contact lenses. So that i couldnt see. And i got to know the set. Jimmy what would you just black or blurry . It was like looking into a a jar of milk this close. So, it was just this totally foggy white. And i got to know the set by just touching everything and feeling it. And then i got to know the people around. And you became really sensitive to smell and to sounds. And i still knew who everybody was around, like even when they werent speaking. Jimmy fascinating. So, its amazing how other senses really turn on. And then, i took the lenses off. And saw the apartment for the first time after getting to know it blind first. Jimmy wow. So, it was cool. And no matter what you have in your head, its different. And, yeah its cool. Jimmy very, very good. I want to show an exclusive neverbeforeseen trailer for the movie. Take a look. Ill be able to see fully. Youll be able to count fingers on day one. By week four, you should be at 20 50. The operation was successful. I can see. Now, take your wife home. Gina. What . I didnt know what my name looked like. Whats the matter . Everythings different. Different than what i had in my head. Ive never seen my wife in a a dress like that before. It felt really you, huh . Well, we dont really know what me is. Whats wrong with your eye . I dont know. I have something to tell you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy blake lively, all i see is you. Is in theaters october 27th. Blake and i are having a dance battle after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] this this this this is my body of proof. Proof of less joint pain and clearer skin. This is my body of proof that i can take on Psoriatic Arthritis with humira. Humira works by targeting and helping to block a specific source of inflammation that contributes to both joint and skin symptoms. Its proven to help relieve pain, stop further joint damage, and clear skin in many adults. Humira is the 1 prescribed biologic for Psoriatic Arthritis. Humira can lower your abilit