They are feeling wild in the control room today. Yeah, baby good day, it is tuesday, april 18th, 2017. Hi, karen l hepp. Hi there mike. You put the l in there. Louann. Is it really louann. My mom was lucy but louann and that is why i have that part in in my name. That is beautiful. Connection tour mother. That is beautiful. At midnight you got to get your taxes done. By the way who does, are you the type that does your own taxes like turbo tax. Well, i work it out my parents and i we do a thing together. That is lovely. Yeah. It is fun. I hate it. We can help each other there. How do you start a fight before it begins. You have to start this fight before it begins with the loved one. New system to warn you if your partner is at really in a bad mood. Lets say he or she comes home from work. You will be able to tell, what to say. Umhmm. Did this man were about to show you pea his pants . What. It wouldnt be funny but it is not what it seems. The sweet reason why he pretended he had an accident to help his daughter. The sweet reason. Well, it is kind of cute. Is it sweet though. I will drink apple juice. This is a new trend, what do you think, is this pretty . It gets your tension, eye opening. My god. Creepy like a caterpillar. Eye opening. New trend called feather eyebrows so we can show you how to get this look if you would like to. It looks like a birds feather has landed on your face. It is very artistic. I kind of like it. Back in the day we used to pick up the phone and actually a land line and talk to each other and then cell phone was invented and we actually talk on it. But now i have to admit i read a text that talk. Text messaging changed all of that. Yes. One psychologist says that people see communicating by phone, picking up the phone, calling someone is too intimate. Too intimate. They are not spending time, they are not making a commitment to that person saying you are worth it enough to me that i will call you, you will stay on the phone, we will have a normal conversation and this is going to create true intimacy. Accord together New York Post research from 2015, 62 percent of teens shared their social media name as one of first pieces of information , when they meet someone. Not like i will get your number but it is is what your instagram name. Only 13 percent said, calling a friend is their first choice , only 13 percent. Make the call, i would agree, lets say you meet somebody at a party, or whatever. Fundraiser, whatever. The things we go to. Is what your first communication with them. Mine is normally a text. I think it is trend. When people are certainly when you are on any of those sites, matches, tinders, that is how they are communicating you set up your date, you go out, because calling, i still like to call but that is a time commitment. I need to call. I do it when im driving. I talk to my parents, i talk to my parents. Hand free, of course. Blue tooth, of course. Sometimes you just want to send a quick message and it takes too long. Turf admit i feel like with this i do think talking on the phonies crucial when you are trying to get to know someone but in the beginning people admit when you first get that number a text is warm up. You send that text how are you doing. Doing all right. You feel them out. Then you call. It is rare when people first get that number when you say i will just call you, i dont know how are, we will just talk first. Send that warm up text, feel them how their responses are. Maybe i will give them a call in a couple days. It is usually never in the beginning. On so many things if im talking to my parents in my neighborhood or other moms that is a group text, my kid at your house, sent them home. I feel bad sometimes, every day im sending the same text. The whole other thing with group text like 25 people and you feel like you need respond and if you dont, is what wrong with you . Something wrong. No, im working or im busy. Another thing that drives my nuts is when im texting somebody and they call you right away. They know you are by the phone. They know the phonies in your hand. You cannot get out of it either. I have seen you do it. Oh, well, yesy have seen mike, he will send text, person calls, ah, no. He will stair and look at it. Mike, the phonies in your hand then once they hang up, he goes in a meeting. Yes, that is a great thing about doing television, you can always say im in the studio, you cant not answer the phone. It is 8 00 oclock im in the studio it is horrible. No, his name is david neff, he does that. That is someone else. He is my friend. Does it work. Does it get to you pick up the phone. I still dont pick it up, i dont care what he thinks. Im in the studio. I will say that in that i do believe people are asking for social media handles. Yes. No question. He is not going to go up and say, hey, girl, they want to go through and check you out first. They are going through your social media who is she with . What does she do. Does she have a job. They want to know but first and then they will try to dm and get your number. There is no question that is what is going on you want a background check. It is a great, pictures and background check it goes both ways. You can check out men as well. No questionee believe in social media one of my friend he says if he likes to do that background check or instagram check because if she has too many selfies, im out. If there is too many selfies that is a warning sign , red flag. What does it mean if you have too many selfies. They are totally into themselves, they are self absorbed. Do you want all of the focus on yourself. It is all about me. And if shes been on too many caribbean vacations, in a year. What . Warning sign. What does that mean then. Shes used to being spoiled hold on, hold one know what you will say. Why does it have to be someone paid for it, for herry dont know, it is an impression. It is really sexist. There is tons of traveling with my girlfriend a million of different times. Look at me. Date aid girl above 25, you would not have that problem because they dont have enough money. When you have a real job. Oh, my gosh, i cant believe this just happened. Are you going to clap back. I dont have a clap back. You have a job you pay for your own darn trips. Instead of someone taking you away it is kind of wrong to assume a man would do that. Maybe she is traveling. Something to stimulate the conversation. Im a conversation starter. Just throw bombs out there for no reason. Boom it will come from a place. I have another bomb. Yes. I need to get my social media out to see how people are reacting. They will be mad at me. Another one is if she has really expensive purses, like throughout the instagram over the last two years. My goodness. I dont know, that is a, i dont know what that is. Karen . What does that mean. It is same thing he thinks they are gifts from people and it is new relationship. But she wants to be treated well. And maybe because she was expecting that from a man. Not that she has her own money and buying it for herself. Well, there is that. I have never had a man buy me anything like extremely expensive, never had a purse, never had shoes, trips, nothing, i have never had it. Have you ever dated a man over 40 . Oh, shut up. There you go. Is that what it is. Men under 40 are not buying you any of those things because they dont need to. That is why they hang out with me. There we go. Oh, my goodness. Do you do that. Do you . Yes, do you that. That is just being nice. That being nice. You can be nice to us, then well, you have to be nice to me back. You are talking about a different kind of nice. No, no. That is another nice, yeah. Karen drop the mike. She dropped the mike, on mike. Yes. How do we move on from that , my goodness, anything you would like to say. Can we start the hour over. How about this. We should probably flip it on guys. What are some things that guys , do. Tell me what you see in instagram photos over the past six months to a year that would be, um, im not going to be with him. Too many different women in the pictures. Yeah, you are always out, pictures, such and such and such. Okay what else are you doing . Our producer said, trying to find a plus or a minus. I hate selfies. If a guy is taking selfie he is always in the car. Showing off the ride. Or in the gym. Showing off body in the gym it is never like a face, it is always lower and they are holding, like a dumbbell. Well, that is just lame or you see work out. Oh, man. 1,000, 1,002. You cannot do Something Like that. That is just weird. Unless they look awesome. You dont care is that what you are saying. I dont know if it is a good or bad thing. Just well, yeah. Megan, megan punch that up. What are you saying. Im saying you can powe a shirtless photo that isnt a selfie. Yes. You can show a photo on the beach it is great way to show off your body but not yourself it is like that geraldo in the mirror picture. Bathroom picks. Guys do that too. Bathroom picks. Yes, bathroom pick. Just watch the mirror. For sometimes im scrolling i look at the mirror and so other things. It says a lot about his bathroom and his hygiene habits. My uncle, he is now married , yes. But he says when he goes to a womans house, the thing that he checked for out in the dating world, he would go to the bathroom and lift up top part of the toilet f that is dirty, he is like, im out. You mean the tank lid. The top part. He lifts the tank. No, the seat, sorry the seat. The seat. Well, yeah. There is a rust. You go to people houses and lift up the lid, is it dirty. No, i dont do that but you check outfit is messy or not. Check out bathroom. Oh, yeah. Men are so different. They lift the seat when they go anyway so that is a matter of course. Some women dont know about that because they are not men so they are not lifting. One way to get your friend, you invite them over and you load your medicine cabinet with marbles. Get them in there somehow and bursting with marbles. Excuse me, i will go in the bathroom. What are you snooping around my bathroom for. How would you get the marbles in there. I always wondered that. You have never done it yourself. No. It is a great idea. You can also lay stuff up, you know, put stuff in it that will fall out. Yes. There is that. So you will know. Dont do you that with stuff around your house. Im too scared to get caught, if im over someones house, and in the bathroom and stuff. Back in the day where you would have all of your appointments in the book instead of in your phone. You little pieces of paper to see if they opened it up. Really. Yeah. I have done, once i put a chair by my bedroom door to see if they would go by there or something. What are you saying. What . To see if someone snuck in your home. No. My bedroom door, because you are the main area if you are busy doing something, you always want to see sometimes people peak and see what you got going on. While they are doing something. Im in the kitchen, they are like i will go to the bathroom and they try to look in your bedroom. Lets say their bathroom is through bedroom, some of apartments have that, and theyre in the kitchen. Will you open up, the drawers. Oh, no, i wouldnt. Karen, would you. Im just trying to think of the all of the Different Things that have happened. You never looked in the guys drawers, i mean drawers, drawers. I think i totally have, overtime. What . Did you find anything. Nothing really. What should we check, mike. Im going to say, i was dating this woman. Top or bottom. Well, woman you always check the top drawer first. That is good stuff. Good stuff is always in the top drawer for a womany think i put my socks in the top drawer. That is really funny. It is probably true. Women have their lingerie in the top drawer. It is easier. Sweats are in my bottom drawer. It is top drawer, that they may be panties which would go on lower in your body, and freakishly you put it on first so you want to reach it first. Not that i work out but my work out clothes, ill put the pants to the work out, in the bottom drawer and the shirts in the drawer above it because that is where i will put it on my body a lot of times it is drawer size that dictates where you put them because smaller drawers on the top which is why you put underwear and stuff like that. Smaller drawer. You need big things jeans, sweaters to go in the bottoms. What if you are wearing giant panties. Grannies. Made conn conn show charred remains even tech nine. Really. Speaking of underwear. What came first, the smaller drawer or the smaller underwear. I just cant with you. Arent most chest of drawers have the smallest drawers at the top. Yes. Which came first, is that because people put their underwear at the top drawer . If we put our underwear in the bottom drawer the bottom drawer would have been built smaller. It is ergonomic, easier to reach things up at that height , your weigh height and then the bigger one you just dont want to get in toe that one as often you dont use as much on the bottom. You are always changing your underwear. I have a question, is anybody still watching. On social media they are. Lets talk about this cute dad. He did something and i had an incident like this happen in my own life. Okay, we will get back to you. What cute dad. He is in utah. He a little girl wet her parents. She was embarrassed. He wanted to commiserate and make her feel better. She didnt feel so ter bible that happening in school. Like billy madison. That is right, that movie. Hey, look, everybody, billy pied his pants. Of course, i pied any pants , everybody my age peas their pants, it is the coolest really. Yes, you aint cool. Yes, dad whose name is ben in utah heard that his six yearold daughter named valerie was upset, after wetting her pants in school. He decided to wet his own pants, make her feel comfortable and he didnt pea in his pants. Bens older daughter posted that picture right there. Her dad splashed some water on his own pants to make her feel bet ber doing. That isnt that sweet. Little girl is so sweet. That has happened to everybody growing up and you remember that when it happens to you and how embarrassing. It happened about three months ago for me and it was embarrassing. Oh, my gosh. Sent a Police Officer had to. Im kidding. Oh, lordy. I wanted to make it sound more real, when the cops are involved. That would make it more real. Now that i have been back from the treatment things you cannot say jokes because you now you believe my stories. I have always a problem believing my stories. You didnt believe them you always wondered is this real. You have literally told me after the show, alex, it was not real. Just for tv. I figured it was obvious. It is not always with you, you never know. Like i might have been arrested on the orange line. Or the range line. My goodness. You know, subway. Septa. Septa. You can call it septa. In the tube. What did you ask me what people are saying. People are into your real whole marbles theory with the medicine cabinet. Artie gibson says i put come minute necessity in the medicine cabinet and yes, someone cast caught being nose y. That is better because they will lie flat. One little tap. You always always check medicine cabinet. I dont think i have ever done that. Maybe it is a start. What do you learn from it. Seinfeld episode, jerry opened up the medicine cabinet and there was a itch cream so he didnt date a woman anymore i have seen that one. Itch cream. It was for the cat though. Well. My gosh. Oh, my gosh. I just cant. I gave my cat a bat last night. I know. Lets try this one more time do i not like this joke. It never works. So, i gave my cat a bat last night. I cant get the hair off my tongue, the fur, i cant get the fur off my tongue. You dont get that joke. No, i dont. It is not funny. Well, it is not funny. Do you get it though. Take that out of it. It is you, i cant do that. It is not a dirty joke at all. But you are mike, the joke coming out of your mouth there is an element. You get it there is a gutter in there. Do you understand the joke. Because that is how cats clean themselves. You clean the cat. I gave it a bat. You licked the cat. What is red and smells like blue paint. What is red and smells like blue paint. Donald trump. Red paint. Smells like paint. 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Com are you under the premise no matter how much money you have, how successful you are as a man, and you have a wonderful wife, there is still if you have the opportunity you will cheat. If you air basketball player. Yes. Really. Yeah, get 100 percent cheating ratio. 100 percent. For basketball players. 100 percent you find one faithful one what about grant hill, step curry and iisha curriy dont know. Nba Power Forward for the knicks, carmelo anthony, i call him melo and lala, it looks like they are heading for divorce. According to tmz, couple has separated after seven years of marriage. Is there all sorts of rumors floating around do we want to get into them. Is it a rumor or tmz is pretty accurate. Melo reportedly got a dancer at a Gentlemens Club pregnant oh. And that was in the past six months, shes six months pregnant. Lala moved out of the family home in new york and staying at her own apartment there and , this nba season, has been stressful on their marriage and with the talk that he might be traded from the knicks. They have been fighting for a long time. They were married in 2010. They have a 10 yearold son together. So cute. They are saying that especially once that news came out, shes like hey i need you to help pay for this. Im having your child. It got rough. They are constantly on the road, you are right. They have been fighting forever. I feel like video tape, the drama, gets all of the headlines back and forth all the time. When rumors came out there was a rumor but then, they posted this great photo of them. Just, you know, calm everybody down. All eyes are on oust. That meek mill song. When they were back together. Were fine. Dont worry about us. Look what happened to them. Yes. That is what happens right before you announce you are breaking up. Yes. Oh, yeah. The fake life. Yeah. Lets walk over there and hold hand, walk in the restaurant. Im sad. They have been together for a while. They were cute. Come on, strip club. If you are married and your guy is at a strip club does that make you mad. Professional athletes what do you expect. Your husband wouldnt go to a strip club, i cant imagine brian at a strip club. After an eagles game some of the guys have been. I will not say you cannot go, or some rule. If you go regular th