36 feels sort of oldish. Oldish . Yeah. How do you feel internally . I feel great. I feel 28. Thats my age, too. That is . Yeah. Thats what ive always said. 28ish. Scream queens is so much fun and your character is something else. Its fun to play evil, right . Its fun to play a murderer. She doesnt murder everyone. She has a good reason. Well talk to you in a little bit. Cute montage in laguna . We are going to do a couple versions of the classic alfredo sauce but a lighter and healthier version. Thats quite the challenge but whats better than youre getting rid of the cheese . And some of the cream. Were going to make it good for your new yearss resolution. Its dairy free. Kirstie, how does that sound to you . It sounds challenging. Im excited. Maybe shell take a birthday bite. Our ambush team was back at it this morning. One of the ladies is getting a birthday surprise shell not forget. Its someone elses birthday. If you want to put a ring on it over the holidays, well show you the hottest trends in weddings coming up. Before we go any further, can i tell you about a book . Im not going to be here for favorite things on monday so you know how everybody hates to go to the dentist. I love my dentist and have for like 30 years. Hes an incredible character and a wonderful guy. Hes got a new book called open wider guide to smile and facial aesthetics to enhance your confidence, appearance and overall health. Thats a long title. Hes got a whole institute named after him. Not just cosmetic dentist. Great teacher. If you like our new president elect Donald Trumps smile its because he did it. All the uber model il if you like mine. All right. Anyway, im happy for him. Congratulations. You get it for 28 bucks on amazon. So ed sheeren is a great guy all around. One of the things he loved when growing up was to watch the fresh prince of bel air. I dont anyhow if you remember the opening music but he knew every word. Its a hiphop thing. Take a listen to the original. In West Philadelphia born and raised on the playground is where i spent most of may days, shooting some bball outside of the school when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood i got in one little fight and my mom got scared and says youre move with your auntie and uncle in bel air i remember the show. A fan called in when ed was on a show and asked him to play the theme song from fresh prince he called in the capital evening show. This is what ed did. West philadelphia born and raised on the playground is where i spent most of my days chilling out maxing and relaxing all cool and shooting some bball outside of the school when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood i got in one little fight and my mom got scared she said youre move with your auntie and uncle in bel air i love that. Thats the way ill enjoy hiphop. I like that version. And you know what hes done . Hes lost 40 pounds. He has . Hes looking sexier and sexier. He sounds maybe it was jenny craig. Im not sure. Sounds sexy, though. How much did you lose on jenny craig . 50. I have ed beat. I cant sing like that. Ed was saying he ate like pizza and pasta and beer and all that when he was on tour. Then stoppedoi kept the same diet. You burn it off when on tour. Now hes fit and lean. A girlfriend got him on his workout thing. Who is his girlfriend . I dont know, hoda. I would like to know that. All right, its you. Its a secret. Hes with thirsty alley. His new album divine drops march 30. All right. Remember this week we talked about charleston. This was actually when clemson won the big game against alabama it was an awesome win, a comefrombehind win and a bunch of people naturally if you are after if you love a sports team often you say, please, just let them win the game, ill do a, b and c. If you let them do this, ill do a, b and c. A Neighborhood Church decided not to let clemson fans off the hook. This sign said if you made any promises on clemsons last drive, Service Starts at so he was kid, but not really. People do make promises. We heard this story this morning and we were all just we have to say thank you and a huge shoutout to this dog named kelsey. A 64yearold michigan man names bob had an accident. This was on new years eve. He went outside to get a log for his fireplace wearing only his pajamas and fell in the snow and broke his neck. 24 degrees. Freezing cold. Bobs dog found him laid out on the floor and he ended up laying on top of him to keep him warm and licking him for 20 hours to keep him he was keeping him awake by licking his hands and face and and warm with his body in the snow. The dog kept barking and barking and barking and nobody came and then the man just blacked out, passed out. And the dog was howling and a neighbor it got the neighbors attention. Like danger, danger like hes gone. Mourning. So the hospital released a statement. The neighbor heard and sent help for him. Bob survived this because of the golden retriever kelsey and we have more good news. Bob has been discharged and is in physical therapy, able to walk 40 steps with a walker yesterday. Bob, god bless you and god bless kelsey. Kelsey is the best. Yea for dogs. Isnt that amazing . Do you have a dog . I am a dog lover. I have an 8monthold corgi named fin. You used to have tons of animals. I still have 12 or 15 lemurs and you have unusual animals in your home. Lemurs arent unusual, kathie lee. Depends on where you live. But your house is pretty wild. Lets have a little music. Youre going to like this one. And anybody over a certain age is going to love this one. I heard it at a spin class and fell if you want to go old school, ive got an oldschool song. Whats that flower you have on could it be a faded rose from days gone by and did i hear you say he was meetin you here today to take you to this mansion in the sky shes 41 and her daddy still calls her baby all the folks around brownsville say shes crazy theyre probably right. Because she walks downtown with her suit case in her hand looking for a mysterious darkhaired man arent we all. Her younger days they called her delta dawn i guess were going to do the whole song. Prettiest o do you love that, kirstie . Where are you when youre listening to that . Honestly, i remember the version with tanya tucker more, but i did not know this was originated by helen reddy. This is sexy, too. Sexy singers. You can find that and all the other songs on all that other stuff. And you can find us on sirius xm 108 and hoda there every monday and wednesday at 2 00 with her fabulous radio show. Thank you. Its the moment weve all been waiting for. Kirstie alley is going to sit down with us. Then some pasta how can you cut a perfect 4 ounce portion of liquid gold velveeta without even touching a knife . Ta. Da. With 4 ounce, individually wrapped velveeta mini blocks, dinners never been easier. Introducing four ounce, individually wrapped velveeta mini blocks. Easiest way to make this. And this. And this. With perfectlyportioned velveeta mini blocks, youve got endless, melty gold. Another antiwrinkle cream in no hurry to make anything happen. Neutrogena® rapid wrinkle repair works. In one week. With the. Fastest retinol formula available. Its clinically proven to work on fine lines and. Even deep wrinkles. One week . That definitely works rapid wrinkle repair. 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Thank you for sharing a part of it with us. What number is it for you . Oh, im 66. You look awesome thank you. Y you do. I love that you say, im 66. Im glad to be alive. Exactly. What fun is scream queens. Its crazy. You know, when you go into somebody elses set, you are very intimidated and they just met me with open arms. Jamie lee curtis gives out more presents than anybody youve known. Like what . It was red and had scream queens on it. So she was amazing. Jamie lee is great and the chanels, emma roberts and billy lord and abigail breslin, just the first day on the set, i was so nervous and, my name is i was blowing up on all my lines. Also because of ryan murphy. Didnt he just call you . He called me when i was in maine. I had just thrown my back out. He called and said, we want you to be on this show this season. This is the character. I go, im definitely in but i was having a Family Reunion the next day with like 25 people. And he said, you know, you need to be here monday. This was thursday or friday. I dont remember. So my family had a reunion without me. Oh, no. But i got i had the best time. It was really one of the best everyone was so funny and i fell in love with taylor lautner, as my son, not as my love interest. I instantly went, you have to be my other son. Tell us about your real son. My real son he gave you the best gift. Youre a grandma. Gave me the most beautiful, and i do think he gave it for me. And you are look at him. And you are obsessed. I am obsessed. Hes so funny. Hes only 6 months old but hes funny. What does he do . He just is very intuitive and watches everyone and then if you Say Something funny, he laughs. If he did something funny, we laugh. And i am this is one of the best things thats ever happened in my life, to be a grandmother. I hear grandparents say it but its like if you hear people talk about their kids and then you have one and you are worse than they were loss. You are a paid spokesperson for jenny craig. Most people can get on a program but staying on it is the problem. How long have you been on that . Ive been on it two, almost three years. I lost i think i lost the 50 pounds in 44 weeks and then i have just been working on maintaining it. But its a real simple program. Its sort of a nobrainer. Its simple and effective. This time it was different for me because, i dont know, maybe things in my life changed in a way, too, that maybe that grandchild, maybe, you and maybe also just you decide, my consultant and i talk about things, and its not like shes my shrink but we talk about things and its she helps me with whats coming up in the future. So i guess instead of being quite as spontaneous like, oh, theres 30 cookies, ill eat them all. Its oh, theyll have cookies there. Ill have two. We have something for your those are my favorite things in the world. These are pineapples covered with chocolate and, see, they are healthy. So i can have that. You can have that. 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