Movies are going to hit the theater today and were going to get a his and her take on those movies opening up in a couple weeks. So well see what the boys like and what the girls like. If youre in need of a good laugh, and who isnt, David Alan Greer can go from funny man to serious man without missing a beat. Were going to talk about his show in its Second Season, and were going to take a walk down memory lane with one of your favorite tv families. And after all the exercise and trying to eat right, its time to give our summer slimdown ladies their final report because theyve been working for a long time, and this is it for them. Our finds will have you carrying around the latest summer trends. To the beach, baby so the national con affect n up with new sweets. They have to. They have to. Look at this. Twix bars with white chocolate. What are they talking about . How do you eat a twix . Are there different ways . One end to the other. You know youre finished when the other end gets there and you swallow it. Sorry i said that. Just lost my appetite. Amazing. Thats how you do it . I like to take off all thats just wrong on every level. Dont judge me. I love to enjoy that and then bite the cookie. Let me watch you bite it. This is getting weird and gross. Anyway this is a limited edition. You know you want to. Sideways . I dont want to get it on all myro delicious. Mm, mm. I could watch her all day. All righty. Its one dollar to be released in the fall. What do you mean its one dollar . One dollar per twix . Oh, the little packaging. Then this is what, hoda . That is bark. It is pistachio Russell Stover pistachio bark. Have you ever tried a pepper bar . This is a pistachio bar. Thats available for around 4. I dont even love dark chocolate. Finally, 24k gold licks of luxury lollipops, champagne flavored with 24 karats of gold flecks inside the lick that. All righty. Ill give you all day. Speaking of this, were going to play a game. Its called name that laugh. Remember the Chewbacca Lady who was so funny . That was funny. She had the best laugh. Im such a happy chewbacca i love your laugh. When you guffaw, im the happiest on the planet when youre laughing that hard. You had me laughing yesterday with that hat on, okay . That is something thats unforgettable. Were going to play the game of guess the laugh, all right . Okay. Heres the first one. [ laughing ] thats like someone getting the heimlich. Is it a seal . It sounds like ftriumph of te dog. Who is it . Tom hanks . I dont believe that. Its from the money pit. Lets do number two. [ laughing ] that is he heddie murphy. Dont you love when you played the donkey in shrek . Loved him. [ laughing ] im scared of it. Who is it, anthony . Thats not fran drescher. No, no, shes got a her face. You do it. Thats fran. Next one. [ laughing ] anthony . Jack nicholson. Anthony anthony, how do you know these . Anthony, youve wasted your life if you know all these. Anthony is hiding. This is your moment, anthony. This is the last one. Were going to give you all this fat stuff to take home, okay . [ laughter ] you got it, anthony. And go. [ laughing ] thats hoda. Thats not me. Julia roberts . Is that a joke . Anthony, come on out here, baby. Come out here and get your stuff. Give him a yep, yep. Can i lick it . Yes, you can. Goodbye. There you go, baby. Were so impressed. We love you, anthony. Anthony that was good. Sorry, i broke some things. On to social cues. Which we have none. When you go to a dinner party, and often they have seating lined up for you, right . Assigned seating. Assigned seating. And sometimes youre at a table where you dont know anybody, sometimes they split couples up because they think you guys have been sitting together for a long time, so why not split you up. Because joe and i dont live together, i like when we have an evening, and i dont like to go to an event where hes sitting at one table and im sitting at another table. So i you do that. Thats a whole other issue. But you have to. Because then what . We would arrive at a the two of us, frank would say lets go home. He hated it, hated it. I dont think people mean to be offensive, i think they do it because its like they think youll have conversation with different people. You can still do that with people on the other side of you. Fill from social cues said if you plan a dinner with assigned seats, the person who rsvpd and said, ill try and come for just an hour. So the guest of honor was worried it would leave a hole at one of the tables. She thought it was rude and wanted to say something. It was suggested she call the guests and say it was a sitdown dinner, to come for dessert when the night was winding down, but that could be at 11 00 at night. If you cant come, its a serious for the cocktail hour. Come before dinner and leave. Thats what i would do. Okay, i cant wait for this moment. Pay attention. Whose laugh was that . I dont know. An elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup, and as she was leaving she nervously asked the doctor, doctor, i was wondering, is there a way to make my husband more passionate . The doctor smiled and said, sure. I can give him something. The lady fround awned and said might take the prescription, but she doubted she could actually convince him to take the pill, saying, i cant hardly get him to take aspirin when he has a headache. How about this, said the doctor. Crush the pill into a powder and put it right into his coffee right away and he wont notice a thing. Weeks later the old lady returned and the doctor asked, how did it go with the s . Passionate . Oh, doctor, it was terrible, the woman replied. What happened . Asked the doctor. I did just what you said and a few seconds later he jumped up, ripped off his clothes and we had an amazing time right there on the table. Its the most passionate weve been in 25 years. Then whats the problem, asked the doctor. Well, i can never show my face in starbucks again. By the way, you sold that. You sold that. That was one of your best ones. Coming up, its a guy, a girl and the movies. Its one of the big blockbusters hitting theaters today, after this. Fresh bread in the lostore every single day. Ing hmm. Wonder who . If you dont already know. Try it. At walmarts low prices. With loreal extraordinary oil. There is no reason to have dry, lifeless hair. A shampoo system with lightweight oils. Eliminates dry hair in just one wash. 93 of women are satisfied. Loreal extraordinary oil. Expert care for demanding hair. Well, first you start what makwith this. N meal . Then add this. And this face. Wait, we can do better. Yeah. Thats the one. 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Dont listen to him, because if you like mindless action with not much of an interesting story, then you should see this movie. But i was so disappointed by this one because after days of future past, which i thought was done anything with the story. Instead they do the same thing. Its the big purplish villain who wants to save the world. Its a comic movie. If you like comics, youll like it. It is the new ones that come into it. I think they really make the film. Its a new franchise, arent they, with the new one . How about johnny depps movie . No. Im not a fan of alyce through the looking glass. It took six years. Its almost like peter pan. Its enough. Weve seen the story a zillion times with reincarnations. There is no story with this film. I think that they improved on the first one. There is a lot more as someone with girl power ka too tattooed on her, i thought alice was great. What . An australian reference of some sort. Who is going to win the box office, xmen or johnny depp . 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Snack a little bigger. Ask sherwinwilliams during the National Painting week sale save 30 on paints and stains may 22nd through the 30th. Visit sherwinwilliams. Com save to find the store nearest you. Your home can be perfect. Re, even when life isnt. The neighbors back. Oh, no. This is my husband, gibby i wanted to show him your furniture i like it you wanna come in . Oh no. That would be weird the memorial day sale. From classic to contemporary, havertys. Its tryday friday. Were here with David Alan Grier, performer and actor who has mastered the stage and the screen. It was his sketch in in living color where he really got the laughs. Now hes on nbcs the carmichael show and as patriarch of the family he might be a tad confused about social etiquettes. Its 2016, bobby. Men and women should be treated equally . Do men and women really want to be treated equally . There is this guy at work, we call him big mike. There is a bigger than mike. One day i called her big sheri and almost lost my job. Oh, i wonder who it could be. Its David Alan Grier whats up, ladies . Held lorks swelo, sweetheart. Look at this audience. Hi, everybody. You watch this show on tv. I think the kids at home, they got to know there is like a floor section and theres two balconies back there. Dont forget the rafters. I know. Its like a rock concert. It is so exciting around here. Where is the wine . Do you want white or red . We can make that happen. Ill take decisions, its all alcohol mix them and well have rose. A glass of white wine. Cookie, whats going on . The Second Season and youre picked up for a third. Third on its so great. Im usually not on that show. Im usually on the show where it was great working with you. We dont need to be picked up to be successful, you know, that kind of stuff. Youre not defined by success. Exactly. What time does the softball game start . What is it about this show that made it get picked up for a third season . I think a lot of it is ju girards point of view. He created the show. Its based on his family. Sometimes we do two sets. Scenes go like a conversation, so its not just two pages. Its elongated and our point of view. Sometimes we dont know what our point of view is. And youve got some very devout, religious people. Yes. Youve got a couple that are living together that the mama is not happy about. What are some of the other dynamics . Well, joe is religious hes a religious opportunisoppo. He lives with this woman, so hes got to be kind of on board, okay . He cant be a heathen. So hes as religious as is necessary. All right look what you got hey, ladies. Still got the high notes i can get up there properly lubricated. Is broadway your first love . It is, but you know whats most fun is walking into the theatre. Its such a small group. You would think when i was a young actor, broadway was huge. When you get here, its a small group of theatres same people. Just a bunch of theatres and we all leave one show and go to a different one. Who would you love, love, love to work with . Right now . In my real dream was to work with audra mcdonald, which was so great. Shes pregnant now. Youll have to wait a while. She is. Back to work, audra. My second exwife worked until a week before our beautiful daughter was born. That relationship didnt stick. A little audra bashing. I didnt really know what the point of that story was, but it was fun to tell it. Like right now. I would love to work with, like, morgan freeman, you know what i mean . Youre a liar no, youre a liar did you see hamilton, by the way . I saw hamilton. I held it together and i walked out and the house manager said, would you like to meet the cast, they know youre here. Cool, cool. I go to the first actor and i said, this is David Alan Grier, thank you so much was so moving. You fell apart or he did . I did. The second i entered, they were pulling back going, get him out, get him out, please. Get him out. Liked it that much. It was great. It was amazing and wonderful. Everybody around us. Have you guys seen it . Ive seen it. I loved it. Whats going on . Im a little busy. You need to change your life, girl. I cant think of anything more fun. It is amazing. It is amazing. We have to run, no game. No game . You were a great guest and we wish you all the best in the carmichael show. Can i get a go cup . As long as youre not driving. The carmichael show airs sunday night on in time for bathing suits. Looking good. A mortgage, and ive also got a brain. Lifes short, talk is cheap. Ill be working while