How are you . Wines day wednesday. You knew that before you got here, didnt you . Shall we . This is a lunar this is from the sonoma wine garden. What do you think . Do you like it . So sad you dont have any. You dont . That tastes so good. Really nice. Hold on. Everyones got signs. We have been so excited about the signs you bring. They keep improving. Welcome to hodywood. Love it. Love it. I want to draw attention to the woman in the back. She has been here the last three days and never goes home. I still dont understand her sign. I like it. Its a monkey. We like it, it looks cute. A precious baby over here who said im spending today with my mommy. The winner of the sign contest clearly there are slim pickings, somebody is getting a mug. Somebody is getting that mug. They just took another poll recently and they talked about which city in america has the worst commute, the worst traffic. You know which one it is . You guys did not win. Everybody in california constantly complains about how much time you spend on the road. Washington, d. C. I think was the city that won. Hoda . Yes. Lets see. Number two is the d. C. Area. Three is san francisco. L. A. Is listed as the city with the second worst traffic. So why is it washington, d. C. . I dont know. Its not great traffic and im not used to it. In new york its easy to walk from place to place. Now we understand about what you all call the 405. What you guys call the 101. And the 10. The 10. All of them. They had this great snl sketch. Have you guys seen this one . Whats it called . Californians. Oh, my god. I didnt get it until i saw this skit. Take a look, you guys. What are you doing with rosa . Dude, i was just teaching her some english free of charge. She works for me. Dont you get it. Dont you get enough action from malibu county . Its okay, stewart. I was leaving, anyway. I was going to take Cold Water Canyon and Riverside Drive and get on van nuys and hop on the 101 to tarzana. Do it then. Get on the 101 and skip all the exits and never come back. So there is no traffic on the 101 . Not what im talking about. Get out of here. So get on the 405 . Get in your cav car and go, devon. All right. Get on the 405. Apparently you guys spend around 61 hours a year in your car. 2 1 2 days. Sometimes it feels like a week to get somewhere. I get sort of weird road rage when i drive and it gets ugly. I had a couple of bad brushes. I dont like when i wait in line for a toll and im polite waiting and someone cuts in and puts their blinker up. You know they go up past everybody . Unless you are having a baby, dont do that around hoda. The guy was inching and we were playing the game of chicken. Hoda chicken. I keep going until her chicken was the bird. Have you guys ever done that in traffic . I dont recommend it. Some people do it. Kathie lee and i took a driving quiz to find out what our driving says about us. This is what kathie lees answers show. Kathie lees say that you are a polite driver, youre a calm and peaceful person. You realize arguments are temporary and try to give people the benefit of the doubt. Is my halo showing . You have respect for Authority Figures and feel rules and enforcement are important and make sure you are doing the right thing at all times. Let me read about hoda. You are a mostly polite driver. You are generally easy going and laidback, but you cant help but feel jealous and competitive sometimes. You have mixed feelings about figures of authority and somewhat focused and can be scatter brained. Maybe its the radio and distractions can get you in trouble. I know. We have some ways for you guys to entertain yourself while you are sitting in traffic no matter what freeway youre on. Some suggest you sing along with the radio. Top of the lungs with your windows down and wave at other people and see if they wave back. Im not kidding. This is what they say to do. When we were kids we used to get the attention of the person next to us and turn the other way and waive. Dont do that, hoda. The other thing we used to do is sit in the back of the station wagon. Remember the seats that faced out the back and pretend like we were punching something and the people behind would be like what is wrong with those kids . We would just beat we thought it was hysterical. Violent children. Thats so cute. One thing you can do instead if you want to freak people out, you can stare up in the sky with horror in your eyes. Enough of that in the world. Make a sign that said honk if you have to pee. Whats more fun than that. Who made this up . Lets move on. Okay, you guys. Not working. You guys have gone to the gym and we talk about gym etiquette and how this works. I had this thing yesterday where not yesterday but when i was in the gym in new york. People get dressed while they are speaking to you. They are naked and say hey, hows everything at the show. I never know what to do. The instinct is to try to stare at their eyes and the other is you cant help but compare. You are like wow. Especially if somebodys not exactly symmetrical. No one is. You have a bigger side and smaller side. If one is hanging low and one is perky. You know who you are. I cant help but compare even though you dont mean to. Whos looked at other womens boobs before . You say oh, my god, she looks my age and hers are up and mine are down. Absolutely. You feel insecure. I try to do it discreetly. When i get out of the shower im bundled up and i have my towel like this. How many of you dont mind Walking Around the gym naked . You are a naked . Really . Of course you are. You, too . Double mastectomy, you go, girl. You have a reason. Good for you. We are going to choose our creative sign of the day. Among the two. Seriously. How lazy is everyone, seriously . Well, you know what, she has been here three shows. Would someone please bring this woman from the back. Please bring her up here. Lets just send the mug to her. We pointed out on the first show, we didnt give away a mug. You know what we gave away. A car. A toyota rav 4. Thats a shame you werent there for that one. Come on up and take a mug. What else, hoda woman . We have a big show coming up. Kathie lee gifford and Chelsea Handler. Get on up here. Kathie lee gifford and Chelsea Handler are in a smackdown fight. Congratulations. Thank you. Heres your mug. Thank you. Thank you for being here with us the last three days. I have no idea if we are out of time, but if Everything Else doesnt work on the freeway, Joanna Marcus swears that this will work. Oh, my gosh. I dont know whats coming up. The Chelsea Handler feud is back. Well tell you guys about that in a little bit. 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Add resolve deep clean powder before you vacuum. The powder is moist. Lifting three times more dirt than vacuuming alone. Dont just vacuum clean. Resolve clean. I played a round of golf. Id in the last five hours . Then i read a book while teaching myself how to play guitar; ran ten miles while knitting myself a sweater; jumped out of a plane. Finally, i became a ping pong master while recording my debut album. How you ask . With 5hour energy. I get hours of energy now no crash later. Wait to see the next five hours. Kathie lee and i have a feud going with Chelsea Handler, and it started when she was supposed to be on her show and she cancelled. She said she was sick allegedly. I happened to be in her neighborhood a couple of weeks ago and i went by the studio to find out for myself what the story was. What happened . Lets say i had my way with her. Any time now. Is she here . Come in. Im sorry, you caught me. I want to make up with you. I was worried about you today. I heard that you canceled the today show i heard you have food poisoning. That was a lie. She was supposed to show up and she didnt. Cancelled about an hour and a half before the show. Hit her eye on the shower curtain allegedly. And then later she had food poisoning. Allegedly. I dont have a good reason so to hoda kotb and kathie lee gifford, im sorry. Because of my relationship with you and kodabuh i felt like you would be the safest people to do that too. Hoda is hurt. Hoda is very sensitive. Shes always been this way. She is egyptian. Before you met me, you didnt even drink in the morning. Its never too early for a cocktail. Didcould i give you a tour . Yeah. You ready . Did you ever in your wildest dreams think it would come to this . No this building would be for you . All these people . No i pulled up here for the first day at Universal Studios and you said miss handler your parking spot is here and i had one of those moments. I got out and some woman went wait chewy you do this. Then i came on stage for the first show and look what my writers put. A jewish star to remind me of my roots. I think thats wonderful. This is where i stand every day. When the audience roars. Its Chelsea Handler. Who has been your favorite guest since youve started . Was it your best friend 234 the world Jennifer Aniston . Jen is a great guest. The best guest ever is probably like will ferrell. So stupid. This is chunk. Say hi, chunky. Hello chunky. Getting the back stage tour. What do you have to say for yourself, you big masculine man . I have my refrigerator bar, and all my things. Chewys feet are bronzed. This is a lot of different boyfriends. Those are friends. I havent slept with any of those people hardly. This is kind of a mess my closet. Theres chunk again. Thats where he goes when hes being filmed. Is that his favorite place to be . Is that your mommys place to be . You a good baby . How cute can you be. Someone is being sexually harassed, they go in there. That place must be rocking all day. There is always someone in that chair. My brother makes lunch for us every day. He does . Hes the caterer. How fabulous. Nepotism, huh . Im all about nepotism. Me too. Why not. People are like you are not supposed to hire family or friends or sleep with anyone you work with. Im like i three of those things. Whatever is the most convenient. And you can help out and makes the most people happy. Im with you. We can agree on something. You know what, i think were bonding. It looks like all sweetness and light. She did ask me beg me actually to stick around and film an episode of her after lately. The new season begins on february 25th. Lets just say it got ugly. The feud is on it continues coming up next, the quirky photos that make you say what the what . [ female announcer ] going to sleep may be easy, but when you wake up in the middle of the night it can be frustrating. 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Hoda ipa. 18 . Is it 18 . You have been tapped. You are sick. From ohio, they submitted this photo. I leave you alone for five minutes and the dog is in the fruity pebbles box. Theres a second photo where he actually ripped the bottom off as well and she took a picture. Thats really cute. I like that one. From oakland, maryland, they sent this photo. Baby powder is the caption. That should be, i leave you alone for five minutes. Thats right. Thats funny. Finally laura from hawthorne woods, illinois submitted this. Instead of chicken caesar salad, you cant see but her pet parrot is on there. So she captioned it parrot ceasar salad. Im all for sleeping with dogs, but thats nasty. Was that it . Nice job. Good job, sara. Coming up, kathie lee is going out into the audience to play a fun game of who knew . Also, the hunky guys from the galaxy are here. Soccer players. Check out the view. All after this. Hey hey honey hey alan. Uh, hey. Im bob, we talked at the tax store. I did your taxes. 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Is the founder of the website hidden l. A. , lynn garrett. Hey there. Lin, are you ready . I am so ready. Klg, do your thing. Look at this darling guy from sydney, australia. G day mate. The beach boys close vocal harmonies are synonymous with the california scene. But how many members of the band actually surfed . All of them, one, two or three of them . I reckon all of them would have to have surfed at one point. You would reckon wrong. You are going to love this. We are so big in australia. Here you go. The correct answer is only one surfed. Only one. Only brian wilson. Dennis wilson actually. Dennis was a surfer. The band was formed in 1961 and they were teenagers and he thought they should write a song about his favorite hobby and the kids would like it and they did. All right. Back to you, kath. She came all the way from san diego. What item was sold on the beaches of santa monica in the 30s . Frisbees, volleyballs, tennis rackets or surf boards . Surfboards. No. You would be wrong. Its a good day for me and hoda. The correct answer there is frisbees. Frisbees were first sold by the inventor and his girlfriend, but they had come a long way because they were called flying cake pans. Thats what they were. They were flying cake pans. Okay. Back in the day. This lady is from camarillo. How much does it cost to get a star on the hollywood walk of fame. 10, 1500, 30,000 or 1 million . 1 million . That would be worth it. Wouldnt it . Excellent day, as i say. This is our favorite day ever. The correct answer 30 grand to get a star on the walk of fame . Its gone up over the years. You have to be nominated and accepted and approved, and then theres a 30,000 fee for the creation, installation and the upkeep of the star. Its usually not paid by the celebrity, but a fan club or their agent or something. Okay. Back to you, kath. Stop flirting. Whats going on . , apparently he and i took a picture 13 years ago, but i dont want to talk about it. Its beautiful. True or false, the cobb salad was invented by a guy named bob cobb. I hope im the first winner and im going to say true. I just bought the book. Thank you. You can buy four more with that coupon. Thank you. His name was bob cobb. Mr. Cobb was the owner of the brown derby restaurant in hollywood. One night he had a craving and he was in the kitchen at midnight and he came up with a salad they ended up putting it on the menu, and everyone knows it as the cobb salad. We have a tape coming up a few weeks from now a taping i did in the brown derby. But that story is true. This gentlemen is from franks adopted hometown of bakersfield.