to the hour of when he met with you. >> what's it like to be with someone who loves you that much. god knows i've never known. what's it like? my husband loves me. he could no more count -- well, it's been a long time. >> he's got that weird memory, he remembers all dates and times. >> he is a little freaky. >> it is freaky, but i like it. >> there is a comedian out there who has millions of youtube hits on this tiny bit of tape. she was able to condense down 18 years of what a mother says to a child in exactly two minutes. you might know her. anita renfroe. so, again, 18 years in two minutes. ♪ your ipod's my ipod if you don't listen up where you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home ♪ excuse me what makes you think you're welcome everywhere you roam ♪ you'll appreciate my wisdom when you're older and grown ♪ can't wait till you have a couple of children on your own ♪ you'll thank me for the council i give you so willingly ♪ take a bite or two of the stuff you hate ♪ i'll stet you straight ♪ eat the food i put upon your plate ♪ get a job get a life get a ph.d. ♪ here it goes i don't care if you starve ♪ you're grounded until you're 36 ♪ get your story straight ♪ tell the truth for once ♪ jump off a cliff would you jump too ♪ if i said it once i said it at least a thousand times before that you're too old to act this way ♪ it must be your father's dna ♪ i am talking ♪ stand up straight when you walk ♪ there is a place for everything ♪ and everything must be in place ♪ stop crying or i'll give you something real to cry about ♪ oh brush your teeth ♪ put your pjs on don't forget i love you ♪ and tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's job never ends ♪ you don't need a reason why ♪ because because because because ♪ i said so i said so i said so ♪ i'm the mom the mother the mom the mom ta-da ♪ >> that's unbelievable. >> that's a star turn. good for her. >> everything she says is true. i'm just going to play that now. why should i -- save my breath. >> jerry's mother-in-law is here. >> and father-in-law. and wife! where is she? there she is. join the happy family. >> we always talk about jerry and now we see his peeps. >> we always thought jerry lived alone, a solitary life. jerry we thought lived in the prop room. jerry, join your family. they're heading over to see the fantastic radio city spectacular. they'll have a ball. >> here is a question. would you like to have one of those guys who are handymen, who can fix things and fix leaks and gutters? they said that most of us women would enjoy that, having someone who could do that thing. >> if i had to give up frank to have that, no thank you. no. i'm trying to make up for the last thing that i said about -- >> what about the basics? like the shelf fell. >> i told you that story so many times when some of our fencing was coming down around the pool. frank said, i'll take care of it. frank does lots very, very well. he's in a few halls of fame. he goes down there and comes back about five minutes later. like half the fence is down now. i said let's make a call before the entire fence is down. it was like, well, you know, it wasn't as easy as it looks. no kidding. but would i rather have somebody who can do that and doesn't give me what he does? am i making points? >> you're making it up. >> can jay do everything? >> jay doesn't do any handiwork. >> that's why god gave us jerry. >> so here's a question -- what do women want? this is coming from askmen.com. we want chivalry, yes. here are the things we want. if you're guys watching, listen. we would like to have our messages returned. >> our messengers if we sent a little person. >> we gauge a man's interest in is how quickly he responds to us. >> what if they're busy? what if he is a attorney battling in court. i don't think the guy needs to call right back. >> especially if you're calling all the time. >> women are quick to say what they want, but very, very slow to look at themselves and go, guess what? i'm a nagging you-know-what. >> yes. i agree with that. we like to be kissed with no reasons without strings attached. >> unless you had onions for lunch. >> then we don't want it. we want you to dance with us. >> you love that. >> can i tell you something? that's something -- >> jay started grabbing you in your apartment and started dancing with you. and you were gone, hoda. >> in the morning we were having coffee. >> you slept together? >> a song came on and then -- a song came on. >> hannah might be watching. >> they're not. we danced and i love that. he just does that. it's the crack of dawn. >> you slept together. >> and we danced. also, we like to you dress up for us. okay? don't show up all the time in a t-shirt and ratty jeans, stuff like that. it makes us feel better to know you think we are important enough to dress up for. we would like you to propose to visit our families. >> no, please. >> we love when you say, hey, let's go visit your mom. >> that's going to happen. >> the guys are groaning. >> frank has always been great to my family. i thought when they first met him it was going to be a problem. it was fourth of july weekend. my mother is seven months older than frank. my father -- it's a cute story. i hope we have time to tell it. we were out in the hamptons. frank came bearing gifts. you bring my mother food, she'll forgive anything. he brought those beautiful, those brought roadside places that are out in the hamptons. tons of stuff. all of a sudden there was a whole lot of music coming from a house where kids had taken it for the weekend. frank was trying to be gracious. he says, epi, you think we should go ask them to bring the volume down a little bit? my daddy looks at him and says why don't we get a bazooka and blow them away. frank says, all right. so frank was right in there. >> that's love. this is another study or survey. >> wait a minute. >> there it is. here it is. they say that men spend more time getting ready than women do, than we do. >> only if you're married to a metrosexual freak. >> they say an average man spends 81 minutes a day grooming, cleansing, toning, moisturizing, shaving, styling and choosing his clothes. >> how hairy is he? how long's it take? anthony gets ready faster than that. >> go, anthony. women spend 75 minutes. who has an hour and ten minutes to get ready? >> we get it done professionally and it's not even that long. >> they say men take longer showers, 23 minutes in the shower. women take 22. >> that's too long for anybody. we are wasting a lot of water. >> i like long showers. hot really -- almost that your skin is burning, but not exactly. that's how i like it. >> it's all about what you like and you want, hoda woman. you want it hot and you want it now. >> i do. okay. >> speaking of that. what's the worst holiday gift you've ever had? this comes from courtney in illinois. >> she writes her family knows she likes wine, candles and decorating for christmas. they decided to give her the ultimate trifecta, a wine glass with candle and christmas figurines inside. >> that's cute. >> we are excited about this. this is a tuesday trend. i always loved this look, but we are especially thrilled about it right now because our own britney schriever is going to model this. this is the loose braid which is gorgeous. >> she is getting ready for her new year's celebration. >> i love braids, but the loose one is so pretty. >> do you like that look, brit? >> i do. it's easy to do by yourself, too. >> you don't mess with it all night long. if it's falling down, it adds to it. >> i love it. look at you festive for new year's eve. >> got a date for new year's eve? >> not yet. >> there is still time. >> if you want to go out with britney, let us know here at nbc. >> thanks, brit. >> the choice of your alcoholic drinks apparently varies by region. it varies by my neighborhood. i don't know about that. the beer institute, who are those people? has broken down how americans drink. >> new englanders, west coasters and those in the upper plains tend to drink the most. >> it's cold. >> new hampshire enjoys its spirits the most. >> it's cold. >> if you live in texas, deep south and mid atlantic with the exception of washington, you drink the least. >> have you been to a texas hoedown? i don't believe it's true. leave the hoes out of it and they still have fun. >> fancy cocktails are popular on both coasts and beer is in the middle. there you go. >> or just a night at my house. still to come -- >> a jump on the competition. >> the year's best in style dos and don'ts. right after this. cheers. with 2011 ticking down to a close, we thought it might be a good time to check in with cindy levy of "glamour" magazine. >> dos and don'ts, as well as what's making news in pop culture. hey, cindy. we are going to start with the dos. so the dos. you say shop your closet. michelle obama and kate are big at rewearing things. >> they are proud recyclers of their clothes. like the rest of us, you have a dress you like. you don't want to just wear it once. you want to wear it over and over again. >> they mix it up. >> they do. they change accessories and shoes. mrs. obama is known for taking this particular dress which is a pretty dress. she is wearing it on the right with a black bow at the neck. by the way, she's worn this dress straight through from the beginning of the first campaign in 2008 till now. >> she likes it or it's a close personal friend that designed it. >> and it still fits. so congratulations to her. >> it does send a great message to people about rewear things. >> absolutely. >> hodi does that a lot. boy, do we hear from our facebook fans. >> they've grown to like some of my things. you say bold colors. >> crayola brights. this is a purple dress, katy perry in pink. she has the pink hair. so it was natural that she wear pink. bright purple dress worn with bright purple shoes, which is a tricky look to pull off in real life. hoda, here is your color. >> that looks great on her. >> braids are hot. >> we just showed britney. >> this is your trend of the day. these little braid bars that pop-up in stores. this used to be pippi longstocking. you see it on nicole richie. here is katie holmes with a side braid. >> it does stay in place. that is a big problem for a night out. >> you have to spray that braid to death if you want it to stay all night. >> don't go too comfortable. >> no. this is something we have seen taken to the extreme this year. last year was the year of the snuggy. this year it was about the forever lazy blanket. this thang you zip into. who is actually wearing and using that stuff? all of america. >> what is more fun than that? >> you have to be a very confident person to pull this off. >> who does that? >> this is a trend "glamour" photographers started seeing. you're wearing your blanket you might wrap up in to watch tv on a saturday afternoon. you're liking it. >> you say another big don't are big hats. >> this was a trend that started this year at the royal wedding. princess beatrice and princess eugenie. you ladies took a turn in these hats. >> we did. there you are. >> i will never forget standing with the madoff family downstairs talking about what they've been through and i didn't realize i was dressed like that. >> you cannot have a serious conversation. of course worn like that to a royal wedding, it's a do. we started seeing these enormous hats. >> ridiculous. >> you know who else started that thing was sara jessica parker in the movie when she got married. >> it works on tv and in the movies. >> these people are screaming for attention. >> this person has her pet dressed up in a hat. >> why not? >> we have to run. all this great stuff -- >> it's over? >> that's all we have time for. what's better than your magazine? it's all in there. >> thank you. >> have a great new year. >> up next, sara bounces back. right after this. 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>> slam dunk a basketball. have a dodge ballgame. >> we are doing a trampoline aerobic program now and jumping. flips into the pits. >> it was time to get into the trampoline game. >> this is the hoops. i speak basketball. that's all you guys have, really? not bad. i quickly learned it's not how high you jump, but how you play the game. that doesn't count. next up is the pit. i have always wanted to do this. that was beautiful. you might want to stay there, dude, because i'm going to be in there in one sec. i did it! help! once you're in the pit, good luck getting out. i moved on to extreme trampoline tumbling. like a bunch of little nadias. ♪ i can't stop jumping. to burn even more calories, i hopped over to trampoline aerobics, a combination of bouncing, ball throwing and arm weights made me break a sweat. i could do this all day long. but i had to keep moving. there is some intense dodge ball going on out there balls flying everywhere. i think i'm taking precautions here. want to check my helmet and make sure it's tough. hit it a little bit. ow! little dudes. got to get pumped up. ♪ are you hiding behind me? i'm going to hide behind you then. yeah! that was out. what's happening? they're tougher than they look, that's for sure. >> i so want to go do that. >> for all ages. i might have been the oldest one in there, but they couldn't drag me off. >> i didn't know you were a gymnast. when did that happen? >> a long time ago. >> in college. when we all did kooky things. >> that was awesome. >> still to come, how holiday stress can wreak havoc on your skin. >> how to remove common holiday and stains. they are ugly. >> right tools for handling last-minute fashion emergencies. that's all after your local news. now in today's style, solutions to your fashion emergencies. ever weak up and have a wardrobe malfunction and wish you had the proper tools to fix it? >> here with us is "us weekly" and "today" fashion contributor jill martin. >> hello. >> what fashion things do we have? >> i'm wearing most of them. i want to start with the first one. it's scottyvest.com. i like to carry everything. you unzip it. just in here i have everything i need like my kindle. i have my sunglasses on my head, but do i need to clean them. >> you didn't look heavy. >> yeah. it comes with a thing to clean your glasses, for your ipod when running in the park. it has a hood this new one. a camera, a hairbrush. >> i don't have to wear my fannie pack any more. >> this is $6.99 from the container store. you put it on if you're running in central park. it changes colors. you can put it on your pet not that bambino is going anywhere on his own. but isn't that great? $6.99. >> i love that. >> these are my gloves, which we all wear fingerless. look at these etra gloves. only exposed your index finger and your thumb so the rest of your fingers are warm. >> why? >> look. >> is that for people who want to pick your nose? >> no. perfect example. then you can type with just these finger and not having all your fingers exposed. >> you only get frost bite on two of them. this i brought this so you could see the hanger. it's a collapsable hanger. it goes in like this then you extend it. >> you don't have to stretch it. what took someone so long to figure that out? >> four for $9.99 quirky.com. we love those. are these great? they are under $100. what i like is the leather is distressed and they're comfortable. >> and they are very soft. they look like a very expensive boot. >> if it rains or snow, you don't feel badly wearing a great pair of shoes. >> all these look hot. >> swagstamp.com. these are in your sizes. bring a pair of flip-flops but change it up. they have different ones that click in and you change. if you see over here they have all different things. you can get your school. i like schools. >> cute. >> and your sports team. genius. >> henry bendl. getting in on the designer fashion. i thought you would like these. they are flip-flops. $98. feel them. >> what do you mean flip-flops? >> i'm sorry, not flip-flops, ballet flats. i'm sorry. these are great. another fashion emergency going from heels to day to night. lancome, $29.50. you can throw in your bag and they last about a week or two. all the little sets. these are bracelets that double as hair bands. >> as hair bands? >> yes. bracelets and hair bands. $15. >> cassidy would love this. you wear it out, it gets hot. >> i usually wear the scrunchy on my wrist accidentally. >> suzy always uses this on me. >> see if jerry tries to stop us at the door. we are taking it. everything. >> then this. i always this is from sephora. $25. suzy uses this on my hair. look at this. a mini iron in leopard. >> cute. >> $25 at sephora and comes in this case. which i love. this is an emergency. look at hoda. >> that's darn greedy. that's just not right. >> this is veuve clicquot. it comes from a refrigerator that's chilled for two hours. this is a general emergency for the 10:00 hour. cheers. >> we love you, jill. happy new year. up next -- >> holiday stress could be taking a toll on your skin, we hear. >> also might be the alcohol you're drinking. >> probably is. you go next if you had a hoveround power chair? 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'tis the season for joy but the holiday season could be wreaking havoc on your skin. >> from alcohol to stress it may be stealing that holiday glow. dermatologist dr. jeannine dowdy is here with tips how to look your best during the most wonderful time of the year. good to see you again. that cold weather can do a number on your skin. >> you feel it the day the weather changes. >> bottom line is that rosacea, people are like, what is that? it's characterized by flu