And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 628 francisco, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very, very much. Please welcome. Welcome. Enjoy yourselves. Welcome, welcome. Have a seat. Have a seat. I love all this noise. [ light laughter ] guys, welcome. Thank you for being here. Welcome to the tonight show. This is what [ cheers and applause ] what its all about. This is the show to be at. Yeah. Thank you. You made it, everybody. Here w guys, yesterday was president s day. And i read that donald Trump Supporters were emailed the president s day card to sign for him. And since President Trump was busy golfing, they were asked to sign some executive orders for him too. [ laughter and applause ] did you hear about this . At his rally on saturday, trump suggested there was a terror attack in sweden that didnt really happen. And then the Swedish Embassy asked the state department for an explanation. [ light laughter ] you know things are bad when the county that makes ikea instructions is totally confused. You go [ laughter and applause ] what . What do i put in the what . This is kind of weird, i noticed that President Trump didnt wear a tie to his big rally in orlando on saturday. I guess it was either at the cleaners or he got tired of tripping over it. But either way. [ laughter ] hes been wearing it. Guys, a new report from the Washington Post reveals that trump has spent 25 hours golfing during his first month in office. But during his Intelligence Briefings he really buckled down and played wii golf. So thats [ laughter and applause ] jimmy i saw that this morning trump spoke at the National Museum of africanamerican history and culture in washington, d. C. Marking the first president ial speech that was broadcast with a sevensecond delay. [ laughter ] just in case. [ laughter ] actually, trump went on a tour of the africanamerican museum with ben carson. Things got awkward at each exhibit when trump would turn to carson and say, friend of yours . [ laughter ] steve hey. Heyoh ho jimmy trump also made a a pretty big addition to his cabinet. Yesterday, he announced his new pick for National Security adviser, Lieutenant General h. R. Mcmaster who was actually trumps third choice for the job. Yeah. Hes like the rc cola of National Security advisers. [ laughter and applause ] thats right, his name is h. R. Mcmaster. Incidentally, a mcmasters is also the best degree you can get from trump university. Steve really . [ laughter ] jimmy mom, i got my mcmasters [ cheers and applause ] it came with a toy now can we see a picture of the first guy trump wanted for the same position bob harward. [ laughter ] and can we see the next guy trump was thinking of asking . [ laughter ] i see i see a trend there. Steve yeah. Got to clean the swamp. [ applause ] jimmy got to clean the swamp. [ laughter ] guys lets get to some sports, here. This weekend was the nba allstar game and cavaliers player kyrie irving made news for saying that he thinks the earth is flat. [ laughter ] and this is nice. Today he was named an education ambassador by betsy devos. Steve oh, wow. [ laughter ] jimmy i think its i think its a big weekend. [ applause ] a big weekend for him. Steve very good. [ applause ] very big weekend. Jimmy finally this made me laugh. Last night on jeopardy there was a category called lets rap, kids and just when you thought alex trebek couldnt be any cooler, he actually went ahead some of the clues. Take a look at this. Ill take lets rap kids for 200 please. Started from the bottom now were here started from the bottom now the whole team here they mad they aint famous they mad they still nameless but we still hood famous yeah we still hood famous panda panda panda panda panda panda panda [ cheers and applause ] jimmy panda, panda, panda, panda. Panda. Panda, panda. Panda, panda. [ laughter ] then the contestant was like, what is awesome . Yeah. Trebek really has those two traits that are crucial to any rapper. You know what is hustle and flow . Jimmy thats it. Correct. Thats exactly what it is. We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh thank you very much. Thats a great new york city crowd right there. Steve come on. Jimmy welcome to the show everybody. We have a big week of shows ahead, you guys. Susan sarandon, el w steve whoa. Jimmy mandy moore will all be joining us. Plus, we have performances from Little Big Town and [ cheers and applause ] my man chronixx will be back. Chronixx is coming back. But first we have a fun show tonight. We love it when he stops by. From the last man on earth, the great will forte is here. Steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes steve fortes the best. Jimmy hes one of the funniest dudes ive ever met. Steve he is. Jimmy if not yeah, hes not the i mean besides you. Hes steve yeah. Jimmy hes [ talking over each other ] but, man oh man. Gosh, hes just unbelievable. Steve unhilarious as usual. Jimmy hes the nicest dude. I just love him. Plus, he stars in the hit nbc show this is us, Milo Ventimiglia is on the show. [ cheers and applause ] Milo Ventimiglia. Steve yeah. Jimmy team jess. Team jess. Yeah. [ cheers ] and we have great music from future is here steve yes [ cheers and applause ] jimmy heres his new album right here and its all its number one everywhere. On itunes, everything, you can spotify, whatever i dont know where you get albums anymore. Its everywhere. [ light laughter ] draco is number one. Draco, draco, draco. Draco. And then, this is big news. Steve what is it . Jimmy youre hearing this first. His second new album hendrix comes out this friday. Thats right. [ cheers and applause ] its available for preorder now. You can preorder it right now. Future is here. Steve future jimmy this is the future this is future. And this is the future. [ laughter ] see what im saying . So maybe here. Like that. This is steve wait. What . Jimmy this is future. Steve yes. Jimmy and this is hendrix, but thats futures future. Steve thats hendrix. Jimmy no its not hendrix thats future. Steve thats future in the future . Jimmy yeah. You can preorder the future right now. [ laughter ] and listen to the actual future. Steve the actual future. Jimmy you can listen to the present future. You can give future as a a present. [ laughter ] on itunes. And then you got the present and the future. Steve yeah. Jimmy all you need to figure out is the past. Steve the past. [ laughter ] jimmy guys, as most people know President Trump has continued to accuse various Media Outlets on reporting fake news. Well, earlier today he came up with a plan to help solve what he believes is a big problem, and he talked about it from the oval office. In case you missed it what . In case you missed it . Steve yeah. Jimmy he hes streaming steve hes streaming . Jimmy he live streamed from the oval office. Steve and we have it . Jimmy the tonight show got it. I dont know how we got it first. Steve oh my gosh. [ laughter ] thats fantastic. How do we get all of these scoops . Jimmy here it is right here. Take a look at this. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and now a special message from me. Thank me. Thank me. Thank me [ cheers and applause ] welcome to my 24 7 youtube live stream. Tonight well talking about various things and very fake things. [ laughter ] in the world of things. [ laughter ] talks now. [ laughter ] well its been another crazy weekend for donald trump. In case you didnt hear the news ill tell you now. I shot four under par. [ light laughter ] my best golf score yet. [ cheers and applause ] but thats not what the Fake News Media reported on so its time for me to take matters into my own abnormally gigantic hands. [ laughter ] the only way to ensure that the news youre watching is not fake is if im the one delivering it. Which is why im starting the trump news network. [ cheers and applause ] this is tnn. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome to tnn. The only news network that is 100 fair and 112 factual. [ laughter ] our top story tonight, sweden is still reeling from fridays incident that absolutely did happen. [ laughter ] details are still unclear but were in definitely real. [ laughter ] and 100 not made up. Our thoughts and prayers go out to all the swedish men, women, and fish. [ laughter ] nextly, president me Just Announced his pick for National Security adviser, h. R. Mcmaster. Normally when im talking to h. R. , its because one of my female employees is threatening to sue. [ laughter ] but now h. R. Is going to stand for huge ratings. [ laughter ] thats right. We got mcmaster. We got mcmaster [ laughter ] were even teaming up with mcdonalds to release a new burger in his honor called the mcmaster. [ laughter ] its two allbeef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, and honestly it was the only burger that said, yes. [ laughter ] nextly and sportsly [ light laughter ] a new study finds that golf totally counts as work. [ laughter ] report, heres our meteorologist secretary of education betsy devos. [ cheers and applause ] hi. Hi. Im a weather man. [ laughter ] jimmy betsy, talk ah oh. We can expect sunny skies today. I like the sun. Whenever it comes out, i say, hello, sun and look right at it and sometimes my eyes burn. [ laughter ] im a weather man jimmy thank you very much, betsy. Thank you. [ applause ] lets get back to the real news, because theres a lot of bad things out there that people arent talking about. In fact, lets find out what the next big news story is going to be using my 100 accurate bad things button. [ laughter ] [ beeping ] oh, no. Theres been a godzilla attack in finland. Finland finland, can you believe it . And godzilla, of all people. [ laughter ] we really need to capture godzilla and send it back to china. [ laughter ] well, thats all for this tnn report. Ive got to get back to work. [ cheers and applause ] show the logo. Cue the music. [ cheers and applause ] new degree ultraclearnt saving black white. Othes. No yellow stains on white clothes. No white marks on black clothes. New degree ultraclear black white. It wont let you down. [beeping] the 2017 rav4 with Toyota Safety sense, standard. Toyota. Lets go places. And this is they like lobster party. Y, red lobsters lobsterfest is back with 9 irresistible lobster dishes. Yeah, its a lot. Try tender lobster lovers dream and see how sweet a lobster dream can be. Or pick two delicious lobster tails with new lobster mix and match. The only thing more tempting than one succulent lobster tail, is two. Is your mouth watering yet . Good. Because theres something for everyone, and everyones invited. So come in today. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, hi, everybody welcome back [ cheers and applause ] welcome back. Hot show tonight. Really, really exciting stuff. Normally guys, i usually the guests i interview on the show are celebrities. But tonight i have to make a a quick exception. I have a cousin, hes always begging me to have him come on the show and normally i wouldnt do that, but a few years back he bailed me out of some serious legal trouble, and [ light laughter ] so i kind of owe him one. So that being said, ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for tonighfi cousin, brian dunning. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] jimmy brian, thank you so much for stopping by. Hey, thats what familys all about, cousin. Hey, you like that i dressed up for this . I got my shirt that looks like a tuxedo. [ laughter ] it gives me the giggles [ laughter ] see . Im not lying. Jimmy i feel like i have to take a shower after that laugh. [ laughter ] whats up, roots . Man, me and quest were talking backstage before the show. Questlove no, we werent. No, no, we were. Questlove no we werent. [ laughter ] no. Remember . I screamed your name from, like, you know, 50 feet down the hall, and you said something. Questlove yeah. I was saying to my friend i didnt want to talk to you. [ laughter ] quest, you got to be the host of this show, man. Youre funny [ laughter ] real Buddy Hackett over here. Hey, give me some skin, jimbo. Come on. Haoh jimmy your hands wet oops. [ laughter ] jimmy what do you mean, oops . Lets keep it at oops. [ laughter ] jimmy that is extremely rude. Well, hold on. Im hungry. Yeah. Jimmy what . I like you know, i love cheese beef. [ laughter ] theyre the perfect fuel for your body. I think of my body as a car. You know, a car thats shaped like a body. Yeah. A body with muscles and bones instead of wheels and doors. Oh, man. I cant wait to digest this. Jimmy oh. Gosh. [ ringing ] hey im getting buzzed [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy getting buzzed . Im getting buzzed. Jimmy you have a beeper . I got a beeper. Im getting beeped. Oh. Oh, man ah, its my doctor. Yeah, darn it. He keeps calling me because i never showed up for my appointment last year. Jimmywhy not . cause i dont trust doctors. Fake news. [ light laughter ] you know, wearing them white lab coats. They look like doctors from the 1950s. [ laughter ] jimmy doctors look like doctors . Yeah. Besides, the thing that i had went away. I dont want to be too graphic with it today, so ill just use a code. Jimmy okay. Std. [ laughter ] jimmy so what else is new, brian . What else is going on . Ah, you know, im still doing a lot of covers of popular songs and uploading them on youtube. Here, check it out. Blurred lines you know you want it i know you love me. Blurred lines [ scattered applause ] yeah. Jimmy yeah, hey thank you. Hey brian, no offense, but thats thats kind of an old song. Who is even watching these songs . Lets just say over 31 people on youtube. [ light laughter ] jimmy so 32 . Yes. [ laughter ] jimmy brian, listen, youre family and i care about you, so im going to be honest here. Sounds like youre really struggling and i really think you got to get your life together. You know . Maybe youre right. You know, maybe a 45yearold man who sleeps on a waterbed, chews tobacco in church, has a a pet pig, uses scotch tape to seal envelopes because hes afraid of licking them and aggressively believes in the devil. Maybe thats not normal. Maybe i should just go home, think about the devil, and fall asleep on my pet pig. Jimmy no wait a second. Wait a second, brian. Im sorry i said you dont have your life together. Probably just jealous. [ laughter ] i mean, im up here on tv every day acting happy. [ laughter ] thats exactly what im doing. Im acting. [ light laughter ] i think maybe i should go to your house and be a guest on your show. The show of real life. [ snoring ] [ light laughter ] but, brian brian. Gotcha, jimbo love ya, cuz. Jimmy i love you, too. How about we sing out to commercial . Oh, i thought youd never ask. [ cheers and applause ] blurred lines i know you want me i know you love me you wanna love me got some blurred lines [ cheers and applause ] dodo dodo blurred lines blurred lines jimmy brian dunning, everyone. Stick around. Well be right back with will forte [ cheers and applause ] um, i cant have happen what happened t time. Ahem. Heres my card. Im sure you know your profits are down 8 . So, just let me know if you want to change that. I believe in you break through , break through adios, honey, hasta la vista, baby. singsongy fat guy in a little coat. That rug really tied the room together. Any questions . Bueller . Bueller . Thats the unlimited effect. 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Find out how much your car is worth at webuyanycar. Com [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a threetime emmy award nominee for his work on the very, very funny tv show the last man on earth. Gosh, its great. It returns march 5th at 9 30 p. M. On fox. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our good friend, will forte [ ch a oh, you. Jimmy oh, my gosh. Will, so good to see you. I havent seen you in a while. Its good to see you. Im sorry. I borrowed this from from the the sketch. Because it was everyone the Wardrobe Department saw what i had to wear and they were like, oh, this is way better than what you would have worn. Jimmy it was real yeah. Yeah. Jimmy no, that wasnt a a sketch, though. That was actually my cousin. Or that was yeah, yeah. Jimmy brian dunnings. Yeah, yeah, yeah, thats what i meant. Thats what i meant. Lhlh jimmy you look just you look similar to brian. Ah well, he must be very handsome. [ light laughter ] yeah. Jimmy hes a pretty handsome guy, yeah. Yeah, its very funny, because my mom my mom actually all the time will call me up with with different people that she thinks i look like. And theyre just crazy handsome people. Like she has called me before and said, oh, you look like yeah. She said, you look better i think youre more handsome than brad pitt, and i think, you know. I think shes freakin crazy. Jimmy no, no, i mean and then another person very recently she said, oh, you know that guy, fifty shades of grey . I think you look like jamie dornan. Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] i dont know. I think you look like people. I dont know if these are the people i would say. Well, you know i know the deal. I know what i look like. Jimmy youre a good looking man. And all the time people will send me on twitter, like, pictures of people they think i look like, and i think thats a a little closer to the real deal. So i brought a couple pictures of the first one is oklahoma basketball coach lon kruger. I get him all the time. [ laughter ] jimmy can we go can we show a split screen of what that would look like, dave . [ laughter ] can you might try to smile like him . Yeah. Okay. I can see that a little bit. Yeah. Thats not bad. Lon kruger, yeah. Okay, and then theres this guy from kraftwerk, florian schneider. This guy down here. [ laughter ] jimmy thats not bad. Thats actual