This is the xfinity sports desk. Jason joins us with beltway paybacks. Its time. The gnanats needed this. Matt scherzer proved when the nationals are desperate for a victory, hes the one you want on the mound. The nats had dropped four straight games coming into tonight. You dont want to get swept in the beltway series. The os couldnt figure out scherzer all night. A treat before the game. Scherzer gave the fans a treat. Eight innings of work here tonight. One of the best hitters in the game goes down swinging. In the third harding cant catch up. Scherzer retires 12 of the first 13 batters. He goes deep. That is a solo shot. His 17th home run of the season. Nats get on the scoreboard. Scherzer in the fifth doing it tonight phasing sco facing scop. Ball hit up the middle. Scherzer throws it to first. Between the legs. When youre having a night, youre having a night. Scherzer went eight scoreless innings. He struck out ten. Allowed two hits. The reigning National League mvp harper goes the other way. Two scores run. Great outing for scherzer. That made it 40, nats. They avoid getting swept. Scherzer admits to having extra motivation to get through the last inning of work. The os fans started making noise in the eighth. It ticked me off. They were cheering at our i didnt like that. A guy that goes out and competes every five days. Somebody that you can rely on out there every fifth day. A lot of fun to watch and be part of. All right. Moving to the nfl. The red skins newly acquired player expected to join the team this week. They traded for sort. He was considering retirement. He won a super bowl with the patriots two years ago. He has a reputation for bag hot head. I like angry offensive linemen. Thats the way they should be. I dont know anything about his any negative reputation ive heard. I just know he played a lot of football and did well. Played with tom brady. He trusts him, and hes another good Football Player that we can look to add on our football team. Were not looking to make wholesale changes, b quality depth. The red skins holding practice today in front of members of the military and their families. An up close view for the servicemen and women. After practice time for selfies and autographs. Many red skins players saying it was a day they will not forget. A great time. Watch that Game Tomorrow Night on nbc 4. Youll be there . Yes. Two football nights back to back. Th another night, another maryland olympian honored. Tonights geo gonzalez presented helen ma rule us who is the first woman to win a gold medal in wrestling. After the game she got to meet teddy. I love this. Its taken off on mine. Someone wrote speak softly and carry a big president. And she clearly swept him off his feet. That is huge. Shes strong, though. Shes tough. Two nights back to back. Good for our locals. I know. Maryland represent. Thats going to do it for us. Big tonight show is next with jimmy fallon. One day a rider made a decision. The decision to ride on and save money. He decided to save money by switching his motorcycle insurance to geico. Theres no shame in saving money. Ride on, ride proud. Geico motorcycle, great rates for great rides. [ cheers and applause ] steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Barbra Streisand, alec baldwin, musical guests Barbra Streisand and alec baldwin, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 520. Tucson steve and now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy oh, my goodness that is a crowd. That is a crowd right there. Hot crowd fantastic new york city crowd right there tonight thank you very much thank you very much. And welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. This is it. Youre part of the show. What a show tonight. But first, heres what people are talking about, you guys. Of course, everyone is talking about the election. And get this, politico is now reporting that Hillary Clintons campaign is using a runouttheclock strategy against donald trump hoping to just outlast him until november. Sounds like a good plan, said ted cruz, marco rubio, jeb bush, and john kasich. [ laughter and applause ] real good plan. I saw that hillary held a a fundraiser recently at Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biels house i know jessica biel. Whos Justin Timberlake . [ light laughter ] jessica even posted a a photobooth series they all took together. Take a look at this. Isnt that cute . [ light laughter ] hillarys faces in those pictures are actually the stages to reacting to donald trump running for president. Can we see that again . [ laughter and applause ] at first at first, its funny and it makes you smile. Then you cant believe what hes saying. Then youre terrified he might win. [ light laughter ] and, finally, look at the latest polls, and you breathe a a sigh of relief. [ cheers and applause ] its going to be okay. Its going to be all right. Of course, donald trump isnt letting up. In fact, he took a few shots at hillarys campaign yesterday, specifically some of the celebrities who are supporting her. Listen to this right here. Her supports have really and her supporters have very little enthusiasm. The only people enthusiastic about her campaign are in many cases, celebrities that arent very hot anymore. [ audience ohs ] jimmy yes, unlike the smoking hot celebrities supporting me right now, like scott baio and the one guy from duck dynasty, thats it. [ laughter and applause ] hot, hot celebrities. Trump will be the first president to make decisions by playing hot or not with world leaders. Like, angela merkel, not hot. Vladimir putin, very hot. [ laughter and applause ] and did you see this . The boston globe just reported that according to his campaign staff, donald trump wouldnt take any vacations as president. I think thats because hes offended so many other countries he cant leave this one. Where are you gonna go . Steve where you gonna go . Jim u. S. National park service turned 100 years old today. [ cheers and applause ] wow. Isnt that amazing . For 100 years, families from all over the u. S. Have been traveling to the grand canyon saying, huh, okay, well, back in the r. V. Lets go. [ laughter and applause ] thats it. Its a canyon. Its a hole. Lets go. Well, this is pretty funny. Kim kardashian recently attended a Friends Birthday Party in mexico and apparently brought a pinata that was modeled after her butt. [ laughter ] afterwards all the kids in the village were picking up candy and so were the kids in the next village. It was a big it was a great, fun party. Oh, a bit of a scandal here, you guys. I read that bachelorette winner jordan rogerss tinder account is still active. [ audience oohs ] and that he recently matched with a girl despite being engaged in jojo. [ audience oohs ] jojo said, i cant believe and rogers said, you dated 25 other guys while we were going out. [ applause ] you cant believe i did that . I just dont know. Another reality star, kim richards of the real housewives of Beverly Hills just avoided jail time for shoplifting at a target store last year. Instead, shell be moved to a a Work Release Program for felons, the real housewives of new jersey. [ cheers and applause ] ill flip this table check this out. Hollywood medium star tyler henry says that his psychic abilities help him on dates, because he can always tell if theres gonna be a a second date or not. Which, raises the question, if you are psychic, why would you even bother showing up for a a bad first date. [ applause ] i have a feeling this is going to stink. Uh, im sick. I thought this was pretty amazing. Astronaut Jeffrey Williams just days in space, reaching the milestone of 521 days. Its less of an accomplishment after nasa admitted they sort of forgot he was up there. [ laughter and applause ] hey, that reminds me of something jeff would say. Oh, my god wheres jeff . Jeff, can you hear us . I totally forgot are you okay . Home alone 5 in space. Steve no one can hear you scream [ light laughter ] jimmy and finally, heres a a nice local story. A dog here in new york city is going viral for giving strangers hugs on the street. [ audience aws ] here, take a look. [ audience aws ] the dogs owner was, like, yeah, hugs. Thats what those are, sure, little quick hugs. We have a great show. Give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its been a great week so far, theres more ahead. Tomorrow night, jessica alba will be here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and were going to play a fun new game called roomba pong. Its fun. Plus, Jeff Foxworthy and thank you notes. Its going to be a good show tomorrow night. [ cheers and applause ] set the dvr. But first, oh, la, la, la. I mean, look at this. Oh. [ audience oohs ] pink vinyl, yeah. You dont get bigger than this. One of the greatest entertainers of all time. Shes the first recording artist in history to have a a number one album in six consecutive decades. [ cheers and applause ] shes the coolest. Shes won multiple academy, golden globe, and emmy awards as well as a tony. And at midnight, tonight, she drops her new album, encore movie partners sing broadway. The one, the only, Barbra Streisand on the show tonight [ cheers and applause ] oh its fantastic. This record is she knows how to do it, man. Encore is the name of it. But its all these great people, anne hathaway, daisy ridley from star wars. Steve wow. Jimmy shes fantastic. I didnt know she sang. I must have missed that scene from star wars. Steve good scene. You got popcorn. Jimmy shes fantastic. Jamie foxx. And tonight, shes doing a fun bit. Well, well get to this. Because i like to tell him that hes on the show as well. We love this man as well, hes a talented, talented actor. Hes very smart, very funny. Hes just got it all. And it turns out he can really sing too. Our pal, alec baldwin is drng then no, it gets better steve what . Jimmy it gets better than that steve what . Were gonna catch up with alec baldwin who is just hitting homers left and right. And then barbra and alec are going to sing a fantastic duet off her the new album. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy History History in the making. Herstory. Steve herstory, please. Jimmy herstory in the making. Barbra streisand knows how to do duets. What was that one with donna summer was my jam . Enough is enough is enough [ cheers and applause ] good bye good bye good bye enough is enough is enough jimmy oh, the best. Thats my jam. Thats my workout song. Steve that is everyday. You have it on constant loop. Jimmy yeah, yeah, ye guys, it is time for tonight show hashtags. Here we go. Hashtags hashtags [ cheers and applause ] no sunshine jimmy ah, forget it. This is the best. Whats the other one . No sunshine we dont stand a chance enough is enough is enough [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i dont know. I dont even remember it. Reminds me of working out. Reminds me of working out. Steve yeah, cause when you working out, youre in your own state of mind. Flash dance. Jimmy she knows how to do it. Jimmy this is it. I wear my yeah, i workout. What was the neil diamond. Was that the other big duet she did . You dont bring me flowers steve oh, what a burn. You dont sing the song you hardly talk to me anymore when i come to the door at the end of the day baby i remember all the things you taught me steve neils a tough guy. Neil diamonds a tough guy. Not even a chance jimmy i toured with them for years. Steve yeah, for years. You opened and closed for them. Jimmy that is correct. Guys, if you watch our show, and you want to play along, we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. So since ryan lochte has gotten in some trouble. Happened to him in rio. I went on twitter and sent out a hashtag called my dumb lie. [ light laughter ] and i asked you guys to tweet out a funny, weird, or embarrassing lie that youve told. We got thousands of tweets. And within 30 minutes, it was a a trending topic in the u. S. [ cheers and applause ] so thank you for those tweets. Now, i thought id share some of my favorite my dumb lie tweets from you guys. Here we go. This first is from adi hemrijani. He says, told my son that his belly button was a reset button, and that if he behaved rudely, id push it and hed have to start as a baby again. [ cheers and applause ] thats frightening. Steve thats not good. Hes still paying for that one. Jimmy oh, i like this one. This is one is from dinoface1. Dino face . She says, sometimes when i order chinese, ill muffle the phone and say, one second, what do you want . and then order myself a second entree and some crab rangoon. Steve thats not dumb. [ talking over each other ] two small drinks. Six egg rolls. Jimmy im having a party tonight, so sorry. Hold on. Steve hey, man how many forks you need. Just one. I mean five. Jimmy just one. I mean, well all share the same fork. Steve thats a genius lie. Jimmy this ones from frecklednomad. Steve i love him, or her. Jimmy she says, got embarrassed that i used the elevator to go down one level and so i limped out to not look lazy. [ laughter and applause ] steve again, thats not dumb at all. Thats using your noggin. Jimmy that little time to think of it. Why do i got to do that i couldve have taken the stairs. This is from edfabry. He said, while working in spain, i told my spanish roommate that the proper english response to someone sneezing is up yours. [ laughter and applause ] why . Why would you do that . Steve thats just rude. Thats not good at all. Jimmy yeah, i know. This one is from murph911. She says, my uncle wore a a garage door opener on his belt to bars and told his girls he was a doctor and could paged why does your pager say sears on it . Oh, i dont know. This is from flabbergated. He says, i told people i tore my rotator cuff rock climbing, but i really tore it scooping ice cream that was too hard. [ laughter and applause ] steve no one will ever know it will go with me to my grave jimmy this last one is from crystaljtf. She says, told my mom i was having dinner with friends. But i was actually going to see fifty shades of grey. She was in the same theater [ laughter ] steve oh jimmy there you have it those are our tonight show hashtags. To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Stick around. Well be right back with more of the tonight show. Alec baldwin and Barbra Streisand [ cheers and applause ] baby laughs baby laughs ito discover the power of the human hand. The ability of a lexus master craftsman to turn an ordinary experience into an extraordinary one. Get some of the best offers of the year on our most refined vehicles at the lexus golden opportunity sales event. Get up to 5,000 customer cash on select 2016 models. Ends september 5th. See your lexus dealer. 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Its sort of nice to see you in person. Jimmy its great to see me too. Thank you. Listen up, babs, were going to sing this song really . Jimmy and its going to be a fantastic song. Were going to sing a fantastic song, and, together, were going to make duets great again [ cheers and applause ] thats if you can sing. Can you . Jimmy look, youre a really great singer, but im really fantastic. I sing all the best words. When you hear me sing, youre going to be blown away. Oh, you mean like your hair in a wind storm. Jimmy toupee. I mean, touche. You ready . Anything you can do i can do better i can do anything better than you no you cant yes i can no you cant no you cant yes i can yes i can yes i can any wall you can build i can build taller im not building a wall i can build any wall taller than you no you cant yes i can no you cant yeahhuh no you cant yes i can and im gonna get mexico to pay for it [ laughter and applause ] dont count on it okay i can go to d flat and ill never be flat i can build casinos and deport latinos i can vote for hillary shes going to lose no shes going to win and shes going to win huge hey you stole my line that is really, really low are you talking about me or your latest poll numbers . Anything you can say i can say softer no i can say anything softer than you no you cant yes i can no you cant yes i can no you cant yes i can youre right i cant oh may i help you . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy be careful he only. Listens to me. Get down boy. All right, hold up. Thats good. Okay. Jimmy thank you. 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