Comedian Jack Whitehall. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 461 woo steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thats what im talking about. Hey. Thats a good friday night crowd tonight, here in new york city. Beautiful crowd. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the tonight show, baby, thats how you do it. Oh, looking good. Time. Get loud. Get rowdy. Get rowdy. Well, im your host, jimmy fallon. Heres what everyone is talking about, here. Thank you. Of course, last night was the nfl draft. And, yeah. Its a big deal over there. The Los Angeles Rams used the first pick to select quarterback jared goff. Hes a College Student who just got a job worth over 20 million, or as he put it, i no longer support bernie sanders. [ laughter ] at this point, im good. Im good at this point. Steve chaching. Jimmy yeah, at this point the Los Angeles Rams used the first pick on quarterback jared goff. Or as fans in l. A. Put it, they went to jared. [ laughter and applause ] thank you. Steve hey, oh. Jimmy theres a couple. Theres a couple more. Steve oh, theres one coming up. Jimmy no, no. But, no, later on. [ laughter ] the big story is whats being called the 16 million bong hit. You guys, you know what im talking about . So, ole miss star, Laremy Tunsil dropped a few spots in the nfl draft and wound up losing 16 million in potential salary after a video appeared where he takes a bong hit. Yeah. Scouts should have known something was up when it took him a week to run the 40yard dash. [ laughter ] [ applause ] steve what . Jimmy its the journey, not the destination, man. [ laughter ] heres a screen grab from the video thats been going around that shows him taking a bong hit. And i dont know if kids do this or something, but hes wearing a gas mask with a bong attached to it. Is that real . Do you know what im talking about . [ cheers ] is that a thing . Thats a thing. I need it to go through my eyeballs. I cant get enough. Youll get there. Its fine. Steve dont worry, yeah. Take your time. Jimmy a gas mask. Hes the first stoner to freak other stoners out. Theyre like ohh i thought you were attacking me. He looks less like an nfl player and more like a new star wars character named darth vapor. [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] steve whoa oh. Hey. Ha ha hey darth vapor. May the weed be with you. [ laughter ] jimmy you know how r2 smokes, right . Steve oh, my gosh. [ breathes ] [ imitates r2d2 ] [ laughter ] meanwhile, running back Ezekiel Elliott surprised people by wearing a crop top under his blazer. See for yourself. Look at this. [ laughter ] he ended up getting drafted by the dallas cowboys. Steve hey hey. The cheerleaders. Dallas. Crop top. [ laughter ] jimmy lets [ laughter ] got a little nervous. Lets talk about the election. I saw jeb bush was on cnn yesterday. Yeah, the bush is back. They asked him whether he considered voting for Hillary Clinton. And of course he said no. But check out his reaction to the followup question. Watch this. Youre not voting for Hillary Clinton . No way. And you dont think republicans should vote for Hillary Clinton to stop donald trump . [ laughter ] steve wake me up. Jimmy im sorry, im sorry, youre breaking up. Breaking up, im sitting right in front of you. Yeah, im sorry, im going through a tunnel right now. [ laughter ] everybodys kind of getting tired of talking about the election. And i think this one guy got really tired. Listen to Washington Post reporter dave wiegle discussing trumps Foreign Policy speech on the hugh hewitt radio show yesterday. We didnt doctor this. This is real. Washington elites mock trump for mispronouncing tanzania. They dont that get the most important word he pronounces is america. Tell me why you thought that was an important point. [ snoring ] [ laughter ] dave . [ snoring ] dave . Hi, dave. Yep. Hi. Did you catch the last question . I did, yeah. Sorry, repeat it . Im at a place where i couldnt hear very well. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah. Steve what . Jimmy i think the place he couldnt hear was the mattress section at macys. Huh . Oh, yeah, what, who . Beyonce kicked off her formation world tour this week. [ cheers and applause ] and its yeah. And actually, shes selling a a shirt that says boycott beyonce. Yeah, shes actually daring people to dislike her. Or, as one guy put it, trust me, it doesnt work, okay. Ive been trying. [ applause ] and finally, i saw that the movie mothers day comes out this weekend. Producers said that they were also planning to release a a fathers day movie, but they never got around to it. You guys, we have a great show. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy guys, come back again next week. On monday, we are talking to louis c. K. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and well be talking to our very own questlove, will be actually, a guest on the show. [ cheers and applause ] he has a book. He has a food book. A very great book out. And we have great music from man, i love this guy Rufus Wainwright will be here next week. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy first, joining us tonight. Oh, what a great guy this guy is. Steve hes a delight. Jimmy we always just we love this guy. Im just so happy for all his success. Hes just a nice guy, as well as a talented guy. Hes back playing antman in the huge new movie captain America Civil War, which hits theaters next friday. The dashing, the hilarious paul rudd is here tonight [ cheers and applause ] i love the guy. I love the dude. One of the nicest, coolest guys ever. Steve a delight. A pure delight. Jimmy funny, talented. Were going to do something fun later on, paul and i. So, stick around, and youll see what were going to do. Its funny. Plus, from the acclaimed new hulu series the path, hugh dancy is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] thats a cool show. And we have great standup. This guys a young comedian from england. He sold out wembley arena like two days in a row. Just by himself. Yeah, hes like young. Hes like 27 or something. And hes unbelievably hilarious, youre going to love him. Comedian Jack Whitehall is here, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] Jack Whitehall. Weve been having fun all week because you ever get a song stuck in your head . Its just stuck in your head and you go, i cant get it out of my head . So, i heard this song. We were looking on youtube. We were looking at different fun videos and stuff like that. I saw this video by styx. Styx. Styx. Its called too much time on my hands. And i just i just fell in love with the video, because it was just funny, and just goofy. I love the opening line. Its like im sitting at the barstool, talking like a damn fool, got the 12 00 news blues. I never knew what the lyrics were. But the keyboard goes. Yeah. And you just cant you gotta dance, like [ cheers and applause ] cape it up jimmy gotta cape it up. I got to get the cape. Sitting at the barstool talking like a damn fool got the 12 00 news blues i know. Thats it. But its a good song. [ cheers and applause ] but even once we started talking about it, the youtube hits, i guess, went up. It was like in the 800 thousands now, its like over 3 million or something. But you can check it out, because well, we have it, dont we . We should show a little bit of the video. This is styx. This is look at this. Look at the graphics. The effects. The special effects. And then he gets into the jam. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. He points at it. Yeah he knows whats up. Its like a magic trick. And then flicks it over to the drummer, whos awesome. Its like 100 of them. And then, hes just dancing. And then jumpsuit from space, this is awesome. Look at this jumpsuit, and the guy in the tuxedo in the back. Then they have a sketch in the middle of it. Theres a guy in a captains outfit. Yeah im sitting at the barstool talking like a damn fool got the 12 00 news blues all right, thats it. Thats all im saying, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] talented band. Great song. But im happy that you let me just play it and get it out of my head, because ive just been obsessing and playing it over and over again on spotify. Steve it drills into your head. Its got a presence. Jimmy its still there. Its going to be there over the weekend. This is the last time. Im going to get it out of my system. Steve you hope. Jimmy i hope. Because its just such a a catchy it just makes you dance. Sitting at the barstool talking like a damn fool got the 12 00 news blues i cant do anymore. Guys, hey. Todays friday. Thats usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. I check my inbox. Questlove, can i get a one time . I return some email. And of course send thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] im running late. I wonder, if you guys wouldnt mind, ive got to write some weekly thank you notes out right now. Is that okay . [ cheers and applause ] hey, james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please . [ laughter ] steve hes serious. Jimmy yeah, doesnt wear a a tie. Steve hes getting a little wry, no. Jimmy doesnt wear a tie. Steve hes tieless. Jimmy no, he folds it up and sticks it in his pocket. Steve yeah. Like a tie square. Jimmy like harry styles. Steve or bald styles. Jimmy harry. Harry. Steve harry, im sorry. Jimmy thank you, canada, for introducing a new law that could legalize marijuana next year, which explains your new flag. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] not bad, eh . Steve thats weed, eh . Jimmy the leaves, yeah. Thank you, Cinco De Mayo for being spanish for im calling in sick tomorrow. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] 12 00 news blues thank you, the phrase get out the vote for being a much longer and weirder way to say vote. [ laughter ] should just say vote. Get out the vote. Steve we got to get it out. Jimmy its time for you to do the vote. Steve you must vote in the process, yes. Its a process. Jimmy you must be part of the process, yes . Steve thats why this government is a bicameral system, yes. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, Michael Strahan, for exiting live with kelly michael. And leaving quite a big gap to fill. [ laughter ] steve hey, oh hes trying to dap me, but its cool. Steve oh jimmy is there a little Michael Strahan in his mouth . Dave, what was that . Steve it is the tooth. Hes trying to dap me, but its cool. Jimmy like a little strahan living in his mouth. I dont know. Steve a little strahan in his soul. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, door stoppers, for always making me think that someone dropped a a tiny piece of chocolate cake on the ground. Thats a door stopper. Steve im going to eat that chocolate cake. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, Home Improvement tv shows, for literally making me watch paint dry. [ laughter ] steve what color . Jimmy im getting addicted again. Steve oh, my god, i hope they have granite. [ fart noise ] jimmy thank you, liquid gel caps, for being gushers that went to med school. [ laughter ] there you guys have it, right there. Those are my thank you notes. Well be right back with paul rudd, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] take on the unexpected with a car that could stop for you. Nissan safety shield technologies, available in the altima, sentra and maxima. New special k nourish. Apples, almonds, and raspberries. Devour something different. Kenneth, are they closing the stage this afternoon for auditions . Whats on that piece of paper . Oh, miss maroney, your forehead should not be doing anything. I just had botox. I know exactly whats happening ah whoa this is a bad streaming experience. The girlie show is a real fun lady show. vo dont let bad streaming ruin a good show. Dont look at me vo only verizon has the largest, most reliable 4g lte network. Can your network say that . Switch now, buy two samsung phones, and get a free 50 smart tv. Only on americas best network. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a a very funny, very talented actor. Last summer, he joined the marvel universe in the hit movie antman. And next friday he joins the avengers universe in captain America Civil War, which opens in theaters worldwide in imax and imax 3d. Please welcome back a friend of the show, paul rudd [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what im talking about. We love it. Paul rudd thats a new york city welcome. That is a new york city they they love you right there. That is [ cheers ] listen to its palpable. The energy. It is electric. Its unbelievable. Its like a rock concert in here. [ cheers ] jimmy thats right. Thats right. Well, we love you, buddy. Thanks. Jimmy speaking of concerts, do you remember your first concert . I do. Jimmy who was it . Well, my parents took me to see kenny rogers [ audience oohs ] and gallagher. [ light laughter ] gallagher opened up for kenny rogers. Jimmy the comedian gallagher . Yep. What i remember, too, is that gallagher, after he performed, ran through the audience handing out ironons of they were like a gallagher kind of caricature. I think his hair went and said gallagher. Jimmy it spelled out his name. Spelled out his name. And i didnt get one and i was so bummed out. Jimmy but you werent even there to see gallagher, right . No, it was just an added bonus. Jimmy it was a bonus, yeah. But he would run into the audience and give out yeah. He was handing out, in between yeah, handing out his ironons. Jimmy and did you yeah, well, clearly you became a big gallagher fan, because i have a a picture of you from halloween a couple years ago. Oh, right. Jimmy this is you with the watermelon. [ light laughter ] he clearly made an impression on me. Jimmy he did. Thats a big thats a decent sized watermelon. You know what was i didnt take into consideration was the fact that id have to carry a watermelon around all night. [ laughter ] jimmy but that was part of his act. He would smash watermelons. Uhhuh, yeah. Jimmy that was a big deal. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy every kid loved that. Sledgeomatic. Jimmy sledgeomatic. Absolutely, yeah. But you could have chosen like a smaller watermelon. You know what . Honestly, i stopped at like a a deli on the wa t jimmy yeah. You werent even going to bring a watermelon. That was a that Halloween Party was a a party that was hosted by seth herzog, your warmup guy. Jimmy oh, we love seth. We love seth. [ cheers and applause ] what was your first concert . Jimmy my first concert was weird al yankovich. [ light laughter ] in utica, in upstate new york. I went with my parents. It was the dare to be stupid tour and it was one of the best things ever. I just it was fantastic. [ laughter ] do you remember any other rock shows that you might have been at . Jimmy sure. [ laughter ] any specific ones come to mind . Jimmy did i go with you to a concert . Did we see a this is a bit, right . Youre doing a bit . [ light laughter ] jimmy what are you talking about . What youve been playing all week. I thought jimmy you talking about styx . Yeah, our band styx. [ laughter ] jimmy our band . How is that our band . Its americas band, styx. We were in styx. [ laughter ] jimmy are you having a a stroke right now . Is everything all right . [ laughter ] what are you talking first of all, do you remember even shooting the video for too much time on my hands . Jimmy no, i dont recall this. We were weve been playing it all week. Yeah, i know. [ laughter ] jimmy i mean, we could play it. But maybe i have to look closer. Play it again and yes. Jimmy were in youll see what im talking about. Jimmy all right. Look closely and see if you see me and paul rudd in styxs too much time on my hands video. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] sitting on this barstool talking like a damn fool got the twelve oclock news blues and ive given up hope on the afternoon soaps and a bottle of cold brew is it any wonder im not crazy is it any wonder im sane at all im so tired of losing i got nothing to do and all day to do it i go out cruisin but ive no place to go and all night to get there is it any wonder im not a criminal is it any wonder im not in jail is it any wonder ive got too much time on my hands its ticking away with my sanity ive got too much time on my hands its hard to believe such a calamity ive got too much time on my hands and its ticking away ticking away from me too much time on my hands too much time on my hands too much time on my hands [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah. You remember now . Jimmy yeah. Well now that i look closely. Yeah, i guess we were in that video. Yeah. Jimmy that styx video, yeah. I remember, you were so upset, because you said that my blond hair didnt really go with my dark beard. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, i didnt know that you were going to show up that night with a beard. [ light laughter ] when we shot that video. How great are the costumes of that band . I know, theyre so disparate. It makes the Village People look like theres a unifying theme. [ laughter ] jimmy they walked out of the dressing room, guys like were not doing the ship captain theme . Or the prom tux. Jimmy the one guys in a a tux and youre in a teal jump suit. And the other guy is like a a space jump suit. Yeah. Jimmy in space. And you kind of looked a a little bit like a western sarsaparilla bartender mixed with doug henning. [ laughter ] jimmy i looked a little bit weirder than the real guy. But yeah, they all had different ideas. Yeah, yeah. J halloween costume. The whole band. Jimmy yeah, exactly. Go as the whole band. People go, oh, you guys are styx. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, thank you for reminding me that were in that video. I forgot all about that. No, no, that was a lot of fun. A lot of great memories going back to shooting that video all those years ago. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, it was a long time ago. That was a long night last night. [ laughter ] guys, more with paul rudd after the break. We have to talk about the avengers. [ cheers and applause ] whatcha gonna do when you get outta here . Im gonna have some fun what do you consider fun . Fun, natural fun. Yeah, we rocking right now. Its a party over here. Owww. Can you say i love it . Oh love it . Can you say hey . Hey thats the spirit oooooh. Ooh ooh wooh ooh wooh ooh sg sing, baby baby i love you. Oh yes. Ooooh oooh. Every little thing. Hey, can we get some beers . Beer ice cold beer ooooh oooh. What beer . Ummmm. E one too. Me too hey redds apple ale redds apple ale. Crisp like an apple. Brewed like a beer. Stronger is blasting without risking her bones. Its training her good cells. To fight the bad guys. Stronger is less pain. New hope. More fight. Its doing everything in your power. And everything in ours. Stronger, is changing even faster than they do. Because we dont just want your kids to grow up. We want them to grow up stronger. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy were back with the great paul rudd, everybody. Hes back on the big screen [ cheers ] as antman in captain America Civil War which is in theaters worldwide next ay in imax and imax 3d. Thanks again for doing that that styx thing, that was just so fun. Oh man, it was a blast. Thank you. Jimmy you are an actual fan of styx. Which are a great band. That was actually one of the very first concerts, like maybe right after kenny rogers i did go to see styx in concert. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, double feature, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was my friend caseys birthday. I think we were in like fourth or fifth grade and his dad took us to go see i think it was the kilroy was here tour. Jimmy yeah, thats mr. Roboto. The mr. Roboto tour. Jimmy they were a great band. Youve got heavy songs, like metal, hard rock songs. Then you would get really soft ballady songs, then back to hard rock songs, then mr. Roboto. Mr. Roboto which is kind of its own category. Jimmy didnt see that punch coming at all. Nobody saw that coming jimmy by the way, i should tell everybody, thats paul, really singing in that video. So, if you watch that again. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for coming in earlier in the week recording it and doing it. You clearly are a fan. You knew every word, and i watched that video t this last week. [ laughter ] jimmy sadly i think i forced america to watch it. Yeah. [ light laughter ] the one thing speaking of segue ways. I watched and i thoroughly enjoyed watching is you as antman in the new captain America Civil War movie. Oh, thank you. Jimmy youre fantastic in it. And, of course i never want to give spoilers away, so i wont say anything. But i can say the avengers are in this film. Can i . No . Yeah, yeah. I think people know that. Jimmy okay, they know that. ]e good. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah. Jimmy i mean, cause theyre yeah, the trailer just says, just watch it. Yeah. Youre going to freak out. There might be some familiar faces. [ laughter ] jimmy but it pays off in every you know, all the other movies come together. The studio described it as the first film in phase three of the marvel cinematic universe. Ah. All right. [ laughter ] that sounds, i mean, come on. Jimmy almost phase three. Its almost phase three. Jimmy phase one, dude. You want to be on board. You got, i mean phase three. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, no. No. We cant even talk about phase three. Jimmy no spoilers. Yeah. I mean, you thought phase one was good. And it was good. Jimmy that was good. No, trust me. And then youre like, whats after phase one . Well phase two. Jimmy phase dos. Yeah. Get ready. This is one better than that. [ laughter ] jimmy phase three. Phase three. Jimmy but is this phase three or starting with three and going to one . I dont know. I dont even know how its all figured. [ laughter ] they actually talk about, there are different phases. But i, honestly, i cant figure it out. Jimmy no, you dont know, youre i dont know whats what. Jimmy you just came on board. I cant even talk about the film because you do its cool. Well, youll see it. You can talk about it. The avengers are in it. Jimmy the avengers are in it. We can say can i say spidermans in this one . Well, i guess you can now. [ laughter ] jimmy i dont know what i can talk about. I think if people know about it you can say people know it. Jimmy thats all i will say. Basically, its almost like iron man is fighting captain america. Its not even almost, it is. [ laughter ] jimmy i dont know what i can say. I dont know what i can talk about. I dont work forar dont want to ruin anything and have them get angry at me. Well, let me ill tell you a little bit. First all, its a phase three. Jimmy no, no, no, that doesnt help. [ laughter ] not helping. We have a clip. Heres paul rudd as antman meeting some of the other avengers for the first time in captain America Civil War in theaters next friday. Check this out. Is it any wonder im not crazy [ laughter ] is it any wonder im sane at all im so tired of losing i got nothing to do [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that was phase one, i apologize. Something must have happened. Heres the real clip of captain America Civil War. [ laughter ] was that the avengers . Were any of the avengers in that . That was. [ laughter ] that was chris evans on bass. Jimmy chris evans on bass guitar. Okay, fantastic, i didnt realize. Im sorry. Here is the clip, captain America Civil War in theaters. This is real, next friday. [ laughter ] how about our other recruit . Hes raring to go. Had to put a little coffee in him, but he should be good. What time zone is this . Come on. Come on. Captain america. Mr. Lang. Its an honor. Im shaking your hand too long. Wow, this is awesome. Captain america. I know you, too. Youre great. [ light laughter ] geez. Look, i want to say, i know you know a lot of superpeople so thinks for thanking of me. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thinks for thanking of me. Our thinks to paul rudd, everybody captain America Civil War is in theaters everywhere next friday we love him. Hugh dancy joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] what if we woke up one day and everything just stopped going wrong . No more accidents. No more fires. No more emergencies. No more bad anything. But in a world where things stopped going wrong, where would state farm be . Right here. To help with college. Here. For that first car. And here. For new beginnings. Because in a world where nothing went wrong, your state farm agent will still be right here. Helping make life go completely right. You need to eat this special. 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New episodes are available every wednesday. Everyone please welcome hugh dancy [ cheers and applause ] jimmy looking sharp, brother, looking good, man. Thank you for coming on the show. You and paul rudd. Amazing. Jimmy yeah. I mean the paul bit his voice, my god. Jimmy he can sing, right . Amazing. Jimmy you knew him, you worked with him before, right . I did, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy what was the film . Our idiot brother. Jimmy our idiot brother, yeah. You actually had to paint him in the nude . I did have that pleasure. Jimmy there you are, there. [ laughter ] congratulations on that. Same beard. J back, yeah. Is it uncomfortable doing nude scenes . Well, i mean, as you see, i was fully dressed. Jimmy yeah. The passing of an american icon. Muhammad ali. The largerthanlife boxing legend has died at the age of 74. Ali, who suffered from parkinsons disease since being diagnosed in the 1980s, had been hospitalized with various ailments in the last few years. Most recently this past week with respiratory issues complicated by his parkinsons. The final battle the heavyweight champ was unable to overcome. He was born cassius clay and louisville, kentucky in 1942. Beginning to box at the 12. He won an olympic gold medal at the 1960 games and went on to become a threetime heavyweight champion. Brash and at times outrageous, boasting about his ability to float look a butterfly and sting like a bee, calling himself the greatest. And so many agreed. Making him one of the most famous people on the planet. He joined the nation of islam in 1964 and changed his name to muhammad ali, defending his title against all comers until his Conscientious Objection to the vietnam war and his refusal to be drafted cost him his title. Hed win it back two more times in his career. Along the way fighting those famous battles with frazier and foreman, solidifying himself as a legend. In his later years though weakened by parkinsons, visibly trembling, he lit the cauldron at the 1996 summer olympics in atlanta. Another iconic moment. Very frail in recent public appearances. Always in good spirits. He is survived by his wife, loni, and nine children. Again, the sad word tonight from arizona. Muhammad ali has died at the age of 74. Our breaking News Coverage will continue on msnbc and on nbcnews. Com. For now im lester holt, nbc news, los angeles. Thats right. [ laughter ] jimmy in the show the path. Take a look at this. I want you to take the walk. You cant live among us, call yourself a follower, and not believe. You cant have it both ways. And if you find after 250 miles that you are still faithful keep walking. Dont come back. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ahha hugh dancy check out the path on hulu. Well be right back with comedian Jack Whitehall. Youre going to love him, everybody. Come on back. 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Give it up for the very funny Jack Whitehall, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] oh, good evening, new york city [ cheers and applause ] i love this city. I love this city, because this is the only city in the world where you are as grumpy as we are in britain. [ laughter ] the minute you get off the plane it starts. Even the guy stamping the passports was terrifying. No word of a lie, he was like, what is your occupation . I was like, comedian. Are you as funny as Jerry Seinfeld . Uh, no . Correct. [ laughter and applause ] thank you. You also drink you drink like we do in britain. Thats great. Not like l. A. I went to l. A. I heard sentences ive never heard before in my life. Sentences like, oh, my god, did you see larry . Larry had four glasses of wine with dinner. I think larry may be an alcoholic. [ laughter ] wow. Four glasses of wine with dinner in l. A. , youre an alcoholic. Four glasses of wine with dinner in britain, youre the designated driver. [ laughter and applause ] accent here. That never normally happens. Someone said my accent was sexy the other day. [ cheers ] no, no, no. This is not a voice you want to hear in the bedroom, all right. I dont like talking in the bedroom. I think that sex should be a a swift, silent and clinical procedure, right. [ laughter ] whenever i do talk, always a a disaster. The other day, i was having the sex. [ light laughter ] yes. With my girlfriend. No, i wasnt. Sorry. I just remembered, my girlfriend said i could only say this on tv if i said it was a friend of mine. A friend of mine was having sex with my girlfriend. [ laughter ] and it got to that bit at the end, that little postcoital moment of silence where someone has to say something. I said the most british thing that has ever been said in the bedroom. I finished and went, ah, well, bravo . [ laughter and applause ] five years. Weve been going out five years, right . We had the fiveyear conversation the other day. She was like, i cant keep introducing you as my boyfriend. Thats so childish. I could call you my partner, but thats quite formal. Lover, soulmate. I was like, landlord is fine. [ laughter ] landlord, what, and im your tenant . No, tenants pay rent. [ laughter ] squatter. I love joking as well with the language barrier. Thats whats great about being here. I went to spain recently. It was a disaster. I went to this restaurant. I needed to go to the restroom. I dont want to go into too much detail, but i needed to drop the kids off at the pool. All right . [ laughter ] so i did that. I go to flush, it doesnt work. I flush again, still not working. Five, six, seven times i try to flush this thing down, it will not go. So, im like, im going to do the right thing here. Im not going to do a hit and run. I will go out and inform a a member of staff there is a a problem with their facilities. I go into the restaurant, i find a waiter. Unfortunately, i dont speak any spanish, he doesnt speak a a word of english. I end up having to kind of gesture to this man. [ light laughter ] im like, yes, can you just come here . Yes, leave them alone, sir. Yes. Just follow me. Si, si, por favor. Just in here. Yeah. I managed to usher him into the restroom. I pointed at my poo. I went to flush. It went down straight away. [ laughter ] how weird did i look . Like i just invited a waiter into the restroom to say goodbye to my turd come on, lets give it a proper sendoff flush. Rule britannia britannia rule the way [ cheers and applause ] that is insane. Ive always been very uptight. Very sensitive. As a child, i would not go into school if i was not feeling emotionally stable enough to do so. The arguments i had with my poor mother. Shed be like, jack, you have to go in to school today. I was like, mother, i am in mourning. Have some damn respect, woman. Dont you dare give me all this, he was just a lion. mustafa was a king [ laughter ] i loved that film. Lion king is my favorite film. Im not ashamed to say im a a grown man, thats my favorite film. Ive had fights with people about the lion king. I had a fight the other day with this girl. She was an absolute idiot. One of these hipster types, okay . You know the hipsters . She had that haircut where she just shaved half the side of her head. What is that . You look like youve gone to join the marines and then wimped out at the last minute. [ laughter and applause ] this was her quote. Get ready for it, because it is a humdinger of a quote. I was like, the lion king is my favorite film. She went, that cant be your favorite film. the lion king is a kids film. [ laughter ] kids film. Yes, boo indeed. Just a kids film, is it . Just a kids film with a a consolidated imdb rating of 8. 5. Two academy awards, two Golden Globes thats been adapted into the most successful Broadway Musical of all time, generating a net gross profit of 800 million and counting. Film, because it doesnt deal with any mature themes, said nobody ever. The lion king is the greatest anthropomorphic assault upon the theme of mortality that western culture has ever produced. It is so complex that your tiny shriveled ant scrotum of a a brain wouldnt dare to fathom it. So, no, it is not just a kids film. It is shakespeare with fur. [ cheers and applause ] yes. Is the response i thought of three hours later. [ laughter ] guys, youve been wonderful. Thank you very much, good night. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, man. Thats how you do it, brother. Thats a home run. Jack whitehall [ cheers and applause ] check out mothers day in theaters now. Well be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] double down on your candy and coffee cravings with dunkins new heath and almond joy candy bar flavored iced coffees. America runs on dunkin. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, guys, so much. What a fun show tonight. Thank you to paul rudd, hugh dancy, Jack Whitehall, once again and the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you so much for watching. Have a great weekend. I hope to see you next week. Bye, everybody. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight the lonely island andy samberg, akiva schaffer, jorma taccone, star of maggies plan, actress Nbcuniversal Television greta gerwig, an all new Second Chance theatre, featuring the 8g band with allison mier. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. 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