Anthony bourdain and mario batali, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 473, grenada steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you thank you very much oh [ cheers and applause ] thats exactly what im talking about you cant beat that come on thats what im talking about welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, everybody this is it, thank you so much for being here. [ cheers and applause ] this is what im talking about welcome well, heres what everybodys talking about. Megyn kellys big primetime interview with donald trump aired earlier tonight. Yes. Kelly said she wanted to keep things respectful and professional and trump said, then, i guess ill close my robe. [ laughter ] he shouldnt do that. That shouldnt be something no, no, no, that shouldnt be on the list. Steve trump tower. Jimmy no. [ laughter and applause ] i apologize. And this is kind of crazy. I read a new super pac is actually trying to convince amish people to vote for donald trump. Most people are like, look, were not amish. We just got rid of our tvs so we could stop hearing about donald trump. [ laughter and applause ] were tired. Please, leave us alone. Meanwhile, Donald Trumps exgirlfriend said her that quotes in the New York Times expose this week were twisted to sound negative. But, she didnt have a negative experience with trump. And she said, now, if youll excuse me, im going to go drive [ laughter and applause ] yesterday, president obama sat down with buzzfeed for his first Facebook Live interview. Now, these livestam interviews can be tricky because everybody tunes in at a a certain time whether youre ready or not. I think buzzfeed had a little trouble. Just take a look. We are awaiting president obama whos going to come through that door at any moment. Were not sure exactly when. Now, im here today waiting for the president to come through that door. Were waiting. That door is the big door where he could be coming through at any minute. Um, as soon as the president comes through that door. Watch the door. Everybody watching the door . [ laughter ] jimmy which door again, which door . Yeah. How great would it be if obama came through the other door . [ laughter ] hey, over here, turkey [ applause ] hey. [ laughter ] over here. Over here, turkey [ laughter ] steve gobble, gobble jimmy get this. I read that a lock of Thomas Jeffersons hair was just sold at a texas auction for almost 7,000. Thomas jeffersons hair, yeah. The seller plans on using 7,000 bucks he got from selling jeffersons hair to buy one ticket to hamilton. [ laughter and applause ] its not bad. Its about the same price. This isnt good here, you guys. Over 400 passengers missed their flights at chicago ohare on sunday because the tsa security lines were up to three hours long. Bad news for travelers. Good news for dads who insisted on getting to the airport five hours early. [ laughter ] like, told you, admit it i was right, right . Told you [ applause ] my parents. Guys, the angry birds movie movie comes out this weekend and it is the first app thats been turned into a film. Thats right. Its expected to do so well that theyve already started turning another app into a a movie, and it looks pretty good as well. Take a look. Coming this fall, george clooney, ben affleck, and Morgan Freeman in snapchat the movie. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy not bad. Steve love it. Cannot wait. Jimmy yeah. The movies only out for 24 hours. Steve are you serious . [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. I want to say happy birthday to legendary boxer Sugar Ray Leonard who turns 60 years old today. [ cheers and applause ] sugar ray you can tell hes getting older by his new name, splenda ray leonard. [ laughter ] st as good. Just as cool. This is cool. In celebration of Queen Elizabeths 90th birthday, Buckingham Palace just released rare images of the qufr thats pretty remarkable. Here she is today, and here she is 80 years ago. Aint that amazing . [ laughter and applause ] check this out. The oldest person in the world, a 116yearold woman from italy attributes her long life to eating eggs and being single. [ laughter ] when asked how she stayed single for so long, she said, i eat a lot of eggs. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, if you have a cat, you might want to listen to this. Theres a New Invention being called the worlds First Talking cat collar. Yeah, it has a microphone and Blue Tooth Technology that can translate your cats meows into english. [ laughter ] which brings us to a new segment called, what cats are really saying. Check this out. [ meows ] jimmy thats great. [ laughter and aus we have a great show, everybody. Give it up for the roots right there. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy weve got a great week of shows ahead tomorrow night zac efron will be here. [ cheers and applause ] were going to face off in a a water war. Steve ooh. Jimmy so be sure to tune in for that. Its war, but whoever loses gets water thrown at them. Plus, we have carmelo anthony. Hell be stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] then later this week, seth rogen and Billy Crystal will be dropping in. Its gonna be good. [ cheers and applause ] but first, joining us tonight is one of the biggest pop stars in the world, and we couldnt be more excited that she has joined the nbc family as a a coach on the voice next season. Our pal, miley cyrus, is in the house. [ cheers and applause ] plus, hes one of the funniest actors around. We love him. From the angry birds movie, josh gad is on the show. [ cheers and applause ] plus super star chefs, badass chefs, Anthony Bordain and mario batali are here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] come on theyre the tops. Were going to talk to them about the eat red Save Lives Campaign theyre doing, and were going to play a fun new game called, food pyramid. Its gonna be a great time. Guys, its time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. Its time for pros and cons. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] pros and cons and pros and cons and pros jimmy now, tonight, well be taking a look at the pros and cons of traveling by hyper loop. Have you heard about this . Steve its like that super fast train, right . Jimmy yes, this is a new highspeed train being developed that can travel through a tube at over 700 miles per hour. Something like that. Its going to be the future. Theyre making it. Steve theyre making it. Jimmy they just tested it in nevada, right . And it worked. Elon musk, you know the guy behind tesla . Steve yeah. Jimmy he invented this thing. Like, theyll show this clip right now in the future, and theyll laugh. Steve this is the footage, yeah. Jimmy theyll go, oh, my god. Steve look how primitive they were. Jimmy jimmy fallon didnt even know what a hyper loop was. Steve he still had ears jimmy he still had ears. Yeah. Steve hell be smoking space pie. Jimmy he was on a thing called television. Steve he wasnt wearing silver [ laughter ] jimmy he didnt have these accents over here. Thats how we talk in the future. Steve thats how theyre all gonna talk jimmy talk from the future, yeah. Steve and theyre gonna watch dvds and use monster cables. [ laughter ] jimmy if youre gonna watch a movie on dvd, you got to have monster cables. [ laughter ] steve come on. Jimmy youre a human fool. Ah, monster cables, theyre not gold plated . Im just saying the gold plated is, what . 10 extra . It, you watch it on dvd. Precise. The pixels, you cant even see them. Theyre so much. Jimmy you see, you see, josh gad steve yeah. Jimmy hes on fallon tonight. You know hes the voice in frozen. [ laughter ] steve i love frozen on dvd [ laughter ] jimmy hes olaf you love it . Steve i love it jimmy did you ever watch it . Steve i watched it once. Jimmy you ever use it on your dvd player . [ laughter ] steve no, i saw it in the movie theater. Jimmy dvd you watched frozen at home, you get to sing with josh gad in your house steve are you serious . On dvd . Jimmy yeah, we got to watch with the monster cables or else, youre a total fool. [ laughter ] why is he talking about . Steve a human fool. Jimmy a human fool. Guys, i want to take a look at the pros and cons. [ laughter ] telling you, this is well all be traveling on steve hyper loop. Jimmy hyper loop, thats what its called, yeah. Now, heres the pros and cons. There are cons as well. Steve yeah, i thought it was just pros. Jimmy so far, its been nothing but pr steve yeah, but now, youre going to tell us the cons. Each coin has two sides. Jimmy yeah, and in the future, everyone will know that theres cons. [ laughter ] theyre traveling by hyper hoop. Here we go. Pro, its like thomas the train. Con, on cocaine. [ laughter and applause ] there you go. Pro, traveling from l. A. To las vegas in 30 minutes. Con, after waiting in a tsa security line for 30 hours. [ laughter and applause ] steve well. Jimmy we have all the water you guys need. I need to have that water. Pro, youre shooting through a a long, narrow tube at hundreds of miles per hour. Con, so basically youre a a human spitball. Well, that cant be good for you. [ laughter and applause ] [ imitates spitting ] [ laughter ] pro, its easier than ever to travel long distances. Con, its harder than ever to get out of your friends destination wedding. [ laughter and applause ] itll take you 30 minutes you guys arent coming to our north pole wedding . Our santa wedding . [ laughter ] everyones gonna be dressed as santa. [ laughter ] were taking selfies. [ laughter ] as elfies. You cant make it . Thats where we met. Jimmy pro, inventor elon musk has the mind of a a genius. Con, and the name of a cologne youd buy at cvs. [ applause ] so id try that. That was my first cologne. [ applause ] my very first cologne was elon musk. Steve its like high karate and elon musk. Jimmy pro, being hurdled through a tube at 750 miles per hour. Con, seeing a facebook meme that says, when bae get off hyperloop. [ laughter and applause ] a classy meme. Its beautiful. Its a very classy meme. [ laughter ] pro, theyre also planning a a 3,000mile per hour version con, its called the diaperpoop. [ laughter and applause ] steve really . You have to wear depends if you go on the thing . Jimmy i dont know what that means. Steve scare the crap out of you. [ laughter ] jimmy pro, theyre currently testing it in the nevada desert. Con, its called, project no, you go first. [ laughter and applause ] no, no, no. Youll make history, yeah, yeah. Im giving you the opportunity. Youll be in the history book, buddy. Pro, its a 2,000milelong tube. Con, with one pringle at the bottom that you just cant reach. [ laughter and applause ] steve never can eat just one. Jimmy finally, pro, you got from l. A. To San Francisco in a a half hour. Con, your luggage got catapulted to maine. [ laughter ] now, there you go. Thats the pros and cons. Well be right back with miley cyrus, everybody come on back [ cheers and applause ] only those who dare drive the world forward. Introducing the firstever cadillac ct6. Dove men care. The strength test. Like leather, skin is stronger when its hydrated. Thats why dove men care bodywash has a unique hydrating formula to leave skin healthier and stronger. Elp. Our Energyshare Program does just that, assisting with bill pay and providing free, energysaving upgrades. Its more than helping customers, its helping neighbors. Stand by me [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest this evening is a grammynominated Music Industry superstar. Starting next season, she will join adam levine, Blake Shelton and alicia keys as one of the coaches on the voice. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome one of the coolest, hardest working people we know. Here is miley cyrus. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, you look fantastic. How are you . Jimmy welcome back. Thank you for coming back to the show. I appreciate it. Thank you for having me. Hey boys, whats going on . Jimmy who is this cat . Do we know this cat . This is shante. Jimmy yes. This is my cat at home. Jimmy oh, is it really . And i miss my animals so much when i travel that now ive started just getting them airbrushed and screen printed on all my shirts so we can always be together. Jimmy you can always be together. Well it looks great. You always pull everything off. I got you one in this exact same size waiting backstage. [ light laughter ] jimmy a half shirt, yeah. I saw something on your instagram i thought was very interesting to me. Your knee, your kneecap is an impersonator yeah. Jimmy of sorts. Its got an extremely odd resemblance to a celebrity. Jimmy this is interesting. This is your kneecap here. [ light laughter ] and then this is carlton banks from [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy thats interesting. Yeah. I do see the eyes. The eyes and the nose and the smile. And then gradually, as i got older, it grew into another celebrity. Which is even more uncanny. [ laughter ] this is freaky. Now, this is really freaky. Jimmy your knee is a a perfect impersonator of seth rogen. Now this is weird. [ laughter ] yeah, its really weird. Jimmy its unbelievable. Yeah. [ laughter ] i was actually looking i did a movie with seth and i got a a picture of him and his face right by my knee and i was just trying to find it on my instagram but it was in, like, 2014. So to go to 2014 on my instagram, if anyone follows me, im an obnoxious poster. I post like 7 to maybe 20 a day. So i had to just keep scrolling so we didnt have time in the past week to actually find that photo. So thats close enough. But ive actually showed it to seth. And he even thought it was completely jimmy its uncanny. Its very strange. Jimmy its fantastic, yeah. See, i like this about you because i think youre going to be youre a coach on the voice. I think that youre going to surprise a lot of people. Im just glad i have something to fall back on. If something doesnt work out on my career. [ light laughter ] jimmy thats exactly what you and if seth for some reason takes a horrible turn, i can always jimmy you can be him acting in movies. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy like, hey buddy, ha ha ha. If he cant make it. You just add a little suit right here. Jimmy you can do that, exactly. Jimmy oh, god. Hes coming on. Were going to have to bring that up again. Yeah, hell love that. He loves that impression. You look just like miley cyrus knee. He really thinks thats a great compliment. Jimmy he wouldnt mind that. No, im really excited for the voice. I think the voice this year is going to be very fun because we got alicia, who its the first year theres been jimmy lover her, yeah. Two girls. And so theres always i think everyone loves to see blake and adam go back and forth. And we actually are kind of very much the opposite. We were together today and its like a total love fest. Just her and i are both extremely mellow. And so i think people, when they put girls on tv, they expect this is how were going to get the ratings. Because theres going to be drama and theres going to be catfights and theres going to be all these kind of theyre thinking that were going to bring kind of the dramatics to the show. And we couldnt be more opposite. And we just both love music. And i think we have a good chance of i hope i win but alicia could possibly too because we havent been doing this as you know, theyve been doing this ten seasons. So this is we have a fresh start of where we are actually really excited to go in, and we with each artist for as long as we can. Blake made a joke of he knows why i always have my tongue out. Its because its always tired because i never stop talking. [ light laughter ] but hes going to regret that when i win. Because it came in handy when i was there and really wanted to spend time with, you know, each contestant. Jimmy im looking forward to it. There are some awesome singers. I didnt realize kind of because i just didnt realize how kind of it was it was not set up. [ light laughter ] it wasnt ever set up. The kids arent, like, you know, secretly, like, in opera houses in germany. Theyre actually random ass people from around the country. [ laughter ] jimmy i dont think anyone thought that. I really did. [ laughter ] i really thought they go and find these underground like indie artists. And then just put it on the mainstream. Jimmy but also youre so young, too, as well. Youre kind of i mean, how old are these kids that are going on the show . Well, theres some kids that were there this last time when i mentored that one of the girls is like 15, 16. Jimmy wow. And then theres some guys that come in that are, like, much older. They really related a lot to adam and to blake. And so it was realre you. Its always really weird when they actually have the contestant choose. Like ive seen where two of the judges turn around at the same time and then they have to choose. Jimmy yeah. But i think its important for them to choose a judge thats kind of more what they want to be as an artist. They can learn more from them. Jimmy also, they can learn a lot from you. Because also youre doing other stuff too for charity and stuff like that. I want to mention the happyhippies. Org. Yes, please. Jimmy youre releasing a a tshirt. Today . Yeah, this just came out today. Its a collab with Marilyn Minter and marc jacobs for planned parenthood. Jimmy and they go to happyhippies. Org for that . Yep, and itll be on my instagram. Marcs selling it and theyre super exclusive. And it was just i think its really important for me to be someone that speaks out about the Womens Health rights and reproductive rights, and i think thats important for people to not be afraid to talk about that. And im a good person when theres a company thats having a hard time with people being afraid of something, im a good person to put on the face of a a tshirt. Jimmy just let her do it. Shell say it no matter what the [ bleep ] it is. Sorry, ill say it. Im good at just saying it. Jimmy youre very good at talking. Yeah, i will say that. My expertise. [ light laughter ] jimmy but i also, like youre very funny as well and i want to play a fun game with you when we come back. Do you mind . All right, lets do it. Jimmy all right, very good. Miley cyrus and i are having a a funny face off after the break. Stick around everybody. 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Were back with our pal miley cyrus, who is joining nbcs smash hit show the voice next season as one of the four coaches. Now, we had this fun idea. We asked everyone at home to take a video of their kid making their best funny face. So i thought with that in mind, id like to challenge you to a a contest. Okay. Jimmy ready for this . Yeah. Jimmy all right. Its time for a tonight show funny faceoff. Funny funny funny face off [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right, this is how it works. Were going to show a clip of one of these kids making a a funny face. And then one of us is going to try to recreate their funny face live. Okay. Jimmy all right, here we go. The first funny face is for you. Lets check out who you got. Hi, my name is and this is my funny face. [ light laughter ] jimmy okay. All right, ill turn around. Jimmy thats the face. All right, let me really ooh, okay. Jimmy you have to do the reveal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy thats good. Not bad. Oh, my god. Jimmy not bad. Not bad. All right, now its my turn. Let me see my face. Hi, im madison and this is my funny face. [ laughter ] jimmy gosh. All right. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy all right. Its your turn. Lets show the next face now. Hi, my names avery, im nine years old, and this is my funny face. [ audience ohs ] jimmy oh, hey. Little extra gem at the end there. Ive never been good at doing the eye thing but i can do this thing. [ audience ohs ] jimmy oh, thats not bad. [ laughter and applause ] thats fantastic. We have to do that again the next time we go out. Lets do a character with that. Thats fantastic. Its like a little doll. Its like like a broken doll, like a baby doll. Thank you. The broken doll. Jimmy no, in the best way. Thats me very much. Jimmy no, no. Hi, my name is katie. This is my favorite funny face. Oh. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, she went there fast. 0 to. The nose flare. Jimmy yeah, cool. [ laughter and applause ] couldnt get the nose the nose that was flaring. This last ones for both of us. We both have to try it, to match this face. So lets give it a try. Okay. Im courtney and this is my funny face. Jimmy okay. See i wore a a choker so i can get a lot more chin than you can. Jimmy well, all my collars are basically chokers. There you go, ready . [ laughter ] jimmy all right. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] best face ever. Jimmy we love her, miley cyrus, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you to all the kids who sent in their funny faces. Miley cyrus, we love her. Josh gad joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thats not fair, he should give you your rollerblades back. Anddddd, shes back. Storm coming . A very dangerous cheese storm. So you have 20 more bags. Mhm. My Yoga Instructor calls it the death spiral. I call it living the dream. 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This however, will not be simple. I have liquids in my body okawhoa ady . [ explosion ] nothing should get in the way of the things you love. Get americas fastest internet. Only from xfinity. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a tonynominated actor who shot to fame in the original cast of the book of mormon. Hes fantastic. He also is the voice of olaf in frozen. And opening in theatres everywhere this friday he voices chuck in the angry birds movie. Everyone, please welcome josh gad [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] hi, the roots. Jimmy there he is, thats right, josh gad right there, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome back to the show, pal. Its so good to be here. I didnt want to do it, but i have a movie to promote. [ laughter ] jimmy no, no, no, you dont say that out loud. You dont say that out loud. Im sorry about that. Jimmy were happy youre here. Oh thank you, me too. J youre here. Youre a talented man. Thank you so much. Jimmy new york, its not your home now, is it . No, i wish. I cant afford it. Jimmy no, yeah. No, i live in california, in los angeles. [ applause ] thank you, thank you so much. Jimmy and you hyper loop back and forth . I do, i hyper loop back and forth. The pro is i get here quickly. [ laughter ] jimmy we dont need to know the con. Okay, got it. Jimmy we dont need to know the con. Diaper rash. [ laughter ] jimmy i first met you probably book of mormon. Right. Jimmy youre on broadway, you just knocked it out of the park. Thank you so much. Jimmy do you come and see other plays . I do. Every time i come here, i try to support. I try to be a patron and go see shows. And last time i was here, i saw the color purple. Its a gas, its hilarious. [ light laughter ] jimmy no, no, no, no. No, its actually extraordinary. Half the people got that and the other half were like, i gotta say, that sounds like a a really fun show. Ug no, its unbelievable. Jimmy jennifer. Jennifer hudsons in it. And im obsessed with her from dreamgirls. And id kind of like to do my own take of that song that she sings. Jimmy its a tricky song to do. Its a tricky song, but when you have the voice of a god [ light laughter ] then you you do it. Jimmy an angel, yes. An angel. Jimmy you can hit those notes . No, but i tried. Somebody kind of made a bet with me. Theyre like, jennifer would really get a big laugh if you were to do it. And im like, no, i cant okay, ill do it. [ light laughter ] and so i did it. Jimmy we have a videotape of you facing off with jennifer hudson. This is backstage at the color purple. Watch josh gad. Im not going and you and you and you oh baby youre gonna love me [ laughter ] [ applause ] its not a very good rendition but its a rendition. A rendition. Its so high. Im not going jimmy you cant hit those notes. No, no. I lip synced that entire thing in that video, no. Jimmy no you did not. Youre a good singer. Thank you. Jimmy hows the baby . Oh, shes insane. [ laughter ] no, shes crazy. Jimmy how old is she now . Well, shes 2 now. And my wife took her to starbucks one day and shes been very flirtsy flirtsy with everybody. So this like, 26yearold guy came in, like really good looking, wearing like a a jimmy fallon suit, and was like, you know, like going ordering his coffee, and she just stared at him. She was just like giving him that look. My wifes like, what are you doing . And then she followed him. Jimmy she was flirting with him . She was flirting. He sat down next to them and she kept staring at him. And my wife is really like getting redfaced and embarrassed. Amd he kind of looks over because he sees this twoyearold staring daggers at him and without missing a beat, she goes can you feel the love tonight [ laughter ] jimmy she can sing that . Literally sang that. [ jimmy i want to talk to you about gosh, they must love you, because youre a good dad and youre fun. Thank you. Jimmy but also, you were in frozen, now youre in the angry birds movie. These are giant cartoons, these are giant animated features. They are. Angry birds is actually a a live action feature. A lot of people dont know that. [ laughter ] jimmy its a documentary. Its a docu. By the makers of planet earth. [ laughter ] no, its jimmy and then the piggies came to town. They stole the eggs. They were green for some reason. Jimmy they were green pigs with a why are we James Earl Jones on this . [ light laughter ] jimmy the american version, yeah, i think it is the no, so angry birds. I tried to do a movie like for myself. And i tried showing them the wedding ringer and they didnt like it very much. So then i was like, i got to do an animated film. Jimmy you have to animated so you could show them whats up. In this one, you find out why the birds are angry. You do, you do. Theyve been watching election coverage this year. [ laughter ] jimmy i would be upset too. [ cheers and applause ] no, yin eggs are being stolen by pigs that are green. And thats awful. You dont want that. You dont want the pigs to be green and you dont want them taking your eggs, jimmy. Jimmy dont want that either, yeah. But your characters very cute and very thank you. So are you. [ laughter ] jimmy no, im not in the film. No, but you are very you talk very fast in this. I do. Hes really quick. And jimmy is that hard to do . Its really hard to do because im not, like, genuinely a fast speaker. I take my time. And chuck is like going 500 miles an hour hes like an auctioneer. And by, like, the third take, i was winded and im like, that was great, guys, like, what a a great day. And the director would be like, we only have four more hours left, josh. And i would be, like, physically exhausted. Because my lips would just go numb doing all that dialogue so quickly. Jimmy but it works i was like, cant you just do that in, like, a computer . Isnt that what a computers job is, to speed up my voice . [ laughter ] like, cant i just go slow and they auto tune my speed . Jimmy no, they need you to do something. I mean, come on, youre there. Josh gad, youre the one and only. Feels like a waste of technology. [ laughter ] jimmy no, no, no. But i want to show everyone a a clip here of heres josh gad in the angry birds movie. Take a look at this. I hope this works. Me, i am the last guy who should be here. Simple speeding ticket. Judge tells me i was going too fast, so i say, your honor, to be honest, i was. Mmhmm. My one problem, thats a a different story than you told last time. [ sirens ] whoop whoop thats the sound of the police whoop whoop thats the sound of the beast whoop whoop thats the sound of the police whoop whoop thats the sound of the beast whoop whoop thats the sound of the police whoop whoop thats the sound of the beast drinks on me, guys. [ cheers ] whoop whoop thats the sound of the police whoop whoop chuck . Okay, maybe it wasnt ice cream. [ applause ] jimmy come on. [ cheers and applause ] josh gad. The angry birds movie is in theaters friday. [ cheers and applause ] want to play a game . I would love to play a game. Jimmy with Anthony Bourdain and mario batali . Well, now im definitely in. Jimmy all right, good. Josh and i are playing a game with Anthony Bourdain and mario batali when we get back. Stick around, its good. [ cheers and applause ] if youve ever been lured in straight talk. By a low price wireless plan then theres not enough highspeed data or your bill is packed with overages and mystery fees. Stop falling for it with straight talks unlimited plan, you get americas largest, most dependable 4g lte networks. No contract, no tricks. And five gigs of highspeed data for just fortyfive dollars a month. Its time to ask yourself. Why havent i switched . Get a Samsung Galaxy s7 or bring your own phone. Help you experience this world . Im glad you finally made it, dad. 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To reduce the risk, your doctor may prescribe a lower dose of the sulfonylurea or insulin. Your doctor may do blood tests before and during treatment to check your kidneys. If you have kidney problems a lower dose may be prescribed. Side effects may include upper respiratory tract infection, stuffy or runny nose, sore throat, and headache. For help lowering your blood sugar talk to your doctor about januvia. [ cheers and applause ] steve welcome back to the tonight show. We are about to play a new game called food pyramid. Playing are jimmy fallon and josh gad. Jimmy who are you guys playing with . Jimmy two our favorite chefs on the planet. Theyre kicking off the month long eat red Save Lives Campaign on june 2nd. Please welcome mario batali and Anthony Bordain [ cheers and applause ] how are you man . Hows it going . Were going to rock it. Jimmy thats what im talking about. Yes mario, can you tell everybody about the eat red Save Lives Campaign . Every june, we raise money across the country in bars, restaurants, food trucks, grocery stores. Anybody can go in and buy something thats part of the red campaign. All of the funds go to help create the funding necessary to distribute the drugs that stop aids transmission from mother to child in africa. [ cheers and applause ] so that the restaurants that have the stuff you order the drink or you order the whatever and it keys a donation to the fund. Jimmy anthony, where can we go to find out which restaurants are participating . The website, yes. The website. Jimmy alright, perfect. Or the Instagram Account for red right now. Mario knows everything. Jimmy higgins, do you wa works . Steve i would love to. It works like this, youll pick a category and youll be served a plate of six different foods in that category. Youll have 30 seconds to consume six bites of food on your plate while giving clues to your blindfolded partner to get them to guess what you are eating. You may not begin describing that food until the food is in your mouth. Jimmy thats when you Start Talking . Steve yes, when the food is in your mouth. The team wit the most wins. Any questions . Jimmy well steve great, here are tonights categories. [ laughter ] we have all up in my grill. Jimmy okay, i can do that. Steve neptunes bounty. Jimmy not sure. Steve just shoot me. Ciao down. Jimmy mmm mario. Steve turkatory. And mmm mmm good. Jimmy you took your time on that one. Steve put a little linguist on it. A little muffled on that. Jimmy took your time a a little bit too on that one. Steve jimmy, why dont you pick the first category for mario . Jimmy thank you, buddy. Im going to do ciao down. Steve ciao down, okay. Put on your blindfolds. He puts on mine or i put on his . Steve you put on yours. Jimmy all right. All right, cool. Steve now, these are all, if you didnt guess, italian foods. Food from italy. Jimmy can you say italian, please . Steve its italian. Italian food. Ready . 30 secondes on the clock. Jimmy okay, ready . Steve starts when you put it in your mouth. Jimmy oh, yeah, gotcha. Its got sauce on it, you can make a sub out of it. Spaghetti. Jimmy its ground beef. Its bread crumbs and ground beef together in a sphere. [ light laughter ] a sphere . Meatball. Jimmy thank you. This is gross. I dont really like to eat it. Its cheese and its like mozzarella. Jimmy yeah. This is the best i eat frozen ones all the time. There was cheese on top ooh. Jimmy that was a pizza. You eat frozen ones . Jimmy yeah, i eat frozen pizzas. [ laughter ] i thought youd know that from our late night hangouts. We netflix and chill all the time. [ laughter ] do you, really . I would have never thought. Apparently he doesnt eat italian food. I thought it was fresh. Jimmy he thought it was fresh. Steve hes never seen a a frozen pizza. Jimmy okay, here we go. Steve okay, anthony, why dont you pick a category . I feel lucky. Lets do the stupidest thing possible and go with just shoot me. Steve just shoot me. All right, josh, put on your blindfold. These are types of alcohol. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] there you go, right up your alley. Mario got italian food. You got six shots. Okay, remember. The time doesnt start until you get the drink in your mouth. Whenever your ready anthony. Maybe i shouldnt have had the clams before this. And runny eggs. All right, ready to go. All right, here we go. Vodka. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy keep it going, keep it going. What . Its a bubbly. Oh, champagne. Roger that. Bad decisions. From mexico. Oh, tequila. Arigato. Sayonara. [ laughter ] japanese beverage. Oh, oh, sake. Steve oh my goodness. Wow, its a real barn burner now. Jimmy that was fantastic. [ laughter ] gonna pick that category tomorrow. Jimmy 42, were losing my friend. Well catch up in this round. Dont get flustered. Jimmy okay, gotchya, we got this. Steve mario, pick a a category. Lets go with neptunes bounty. Steve neptunes bounty. These are foods that come from the sea. From the sea. Not the letter c. But the ocean. Food that comes from the ocean. I love the confidence he has in your refrigeration, here. I left those in my dressing room on the heater. Ready . Yes. Jimmy it smells fishy. Steve whenever youre ready. Served with cocktail sauce. Jimmy shrimp. Nasty, salty things on a a pizza. Jimmy anchovy. Shellfish. Jimmy lobster. In the shell. Jimmy crab. You shuck them. Jimmy you shuck them. Oysters. James bond, fancy fish eggs. Caviar. Yes. They come in a round flat shell. You serve them sometimes as they remind you of jimmy scallops. Yes. Theyre the little green things that look exactly like asparagus but theyre tiny jimmy wow. [ applause ] steve they got four. Okay, you guys. Jimmy it rhymes with that counts. How are we on that score there . Great, 64. This is good. Im feeling good. Steve 6 to 4. 25 or 6 to 4 as chicago said. Josh, you pick it. Give me, all up in my grill. Steve all up in my grill. These are foods that one would eat at a barbecue. Mm, foods ones would eat my kind of party. Steve at a barbecue. 30 seconds on the clock. Whenever the first piece of food goes in your mouth. Jimmy dont freak out. Steve dont freak out. You only need two to tie, three to crush. We got this, bourdain. This will make you fart endlessly. Beans. You have these with fish in england, fish and chips. Uhhuh. This you eat at a barbecue its formerly a cow. Brisket . No, you can have it with cheese. It rhymes with furger. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy hes stealing your move. Like a cheese furger. Cheeseburger. Jimmy its a tie steve its a tie. Jimmy were doing a a tiebreaker right now. Steve okay, ready. Jimmy blindfolds on. The two chef blindfolds are on. Were just going to pick one. Whoever makes the other guy guess what that is. Got it. Do that when youre eating it . Jimmy that looks really good. Im going to do this one. Jimmy okay, good, i can do this one. Ill do this one. [ laughter ] jimmy that is unbelievably making me so mad. Steve were you going to do different ones . How does this work . Who goes first . Jimmy we both go at the same time. Ready . One, two, three, go. Smores macaroni and cheese steve oh what did you say, smores . Jimmy thank you buddy. My thanks to Anthony Bordain, mario batali. [ cheers and applause ] josh gad. Eat red save lives. More tonight show after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] intromercedesbenz ccoupe, redesigned with its athletic prowess and sleek new body. It doesnt just raise the bar. T. The allnew cclass coupe. Mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Heyadded more nonstop airline straightshot flights than any other out of Reagan National last year . Heres a hint. Did ya catch it . No . Heres another their colors are yellow, red, and blue, and they save you tons of green. Still nothing . Thats okay. Just go to southwest. Com for the answer. On this airline, everybody wins. [clap, clap, ding] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy miley cyrus, josh gad, Anthony Bordain, mario batali [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight the lonely island andy samberg, akiva schaffer, jorma taccone, star of maggies plan, actress greta gerwig, an all new Second Chance theatre, featuring the 8g band with allison miller. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. Kentucky and oregon both held their democratic primary elections today. Bernie sanders said he thinks he can win both of them. And Hillary Clinton said, how many damn states are there . This is dumb, and it should be ov
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