Item 7 assignments and operations. Lieutenant buntz is gonna be taking a personal day today. Hes gonna be on a tv show. Yeah, he was witness to an accident, and instead of going to court, theyre gonna settle it on television. This i gotta see. Buntz is gonna be on tv . Lieutenants on tell it to the judge . [ laughter ] he says that theyre taping today, but its not gonna be on for a couple of months, i guess. The point is that detective snelker is replacing the lieutenant at the koppleman hardware stakeout. Hall and reeser are at the hubbahub lounge, 116 and jerome. Mick belker is at nicholsons loan mart, where we got reports theyre buying stolen property. Heres a last, personal item. Captain furillo is threatening to come back to work today. All right now, people people, lets be aware that this is an individual recuperating from major surgery 21 days ago. Now, im not suggesting but lets use our heads. Captains always had an opendoor policy, but lets be bright about not overusing it. All right, item 8 possible new vehicles. Yay yay yay this is one test unit. Its being loaned to the department for trial use. Well, boy howdy anyway. Id assigned it to you and hill, andy. Whats the matter, is bobby sick or something . No, hes late. Okay. Hill and renko get it for trial operation today. Now, these trials are going on throughout the department, and assuming that the returns are good, maybe well all have new units on the road by spring. Excuse me, stan . Lets have a safe shift. Stan . Wait a minute. People, poker isnt gonna work at my place tonight. I got a little plumbing problem. Hey casa coffey. I pay for refreshments. If youre coming there to kibitz, go to a movie. Same time, joseph . Now lets go. Theyre getting away out there. You know any good plumbers, howard . Without tooting my own trumpet, henry, i must confess that im rather handy at household repairs. I handle all those chores myself. So thats a no. Hmm. I wonder if any research has ever been done on your tribes extreme ineptitude in that whole area. What whole area . Oh, you know, cleanup, paint up, fix up. Its a myth, howard. Holds as much water as any other stereotype. We get to testdrive a new unit. You shaved off your mustache. The poker games at my place tonight. I thought it was goldblumes turn. Hes got problems with his plumbing. Be there. Hey, hey, hey. Will you read my lips . Im on personal time. Norman, this is exactly the kind of attitude why im considering taking my services to polk avenue. Now, i am developing a doubleheader counterfeit money for stolen weapons. I would like a little positive reinforcement. Give me your wallet. Ooh a stocking stuffer. Yeah. Heres your inspiration. Hmm . Now, come back to me when you got something. Im late. The man is a motivational genius. Dispatch. We have a 911 Armed Robbery in progress, surplus store, corner of peebles drive and 124th street. [ slow piano music plays ] yeah, its your lucky day, slick, so im not popping you. Say what . Im saying, uh, no arrest. Take off, youre out of here. Wait a minute. Are you forgetting something . And when i see you downtown, you can believe me theres gonna be more to talk about. So, out of here. Get out of here. Jeez. Hes a real deep thinker, you know . You give him a break, and the moron just stands there. Excuse me, joe. Lucy, heres that 40 you asked me for. You sure you can let me have it back by monday . I got a car payment coming due. No problem. I really appreciate the transfusance. Uh, uh, mick. Uh, mick detective belkers the one that you want to talk to. Actually my name is elizabeth mies. I live at 1110 carol gardens in the back apartment. Three weeks and four days ago, i was broken into, and lost my toaster and some other household items. Actually, im not sure the stuff is in a pawnshop window on utica and 121st street. I wrote the name down. Here, its nicholsons loan mart. Nicholsons loan mar well, how did you know that . Well, we know that pawn shop receives stolen merchandise, so im going over there right now to work there to catch the people who are doing it. And what you have to do is make a list. Everything you lost they got my electric knife, which i really dont use. I dont cook so much now, now that im alone, you want to give the list to sergeant they got a radio, which doesnt have any batteries, and some other stuff. But its the toaster oven i miss the most. I know. In the morning, i come into the kitchen, i like to have my rye toast with melted cheese excuse me, mrs. Mies. I have to go to nicholsons now. Do you know how i know that the toaster oven is mine . No, i dont. How . I asked him to show it to me. Here. You give me your hand. Caraway seeds from my toast. Bingo. Plus, i recognized it anyway. Youre gonna let me know when you make the arrest . Oh, im gonna be in touch. Im gonna wait to hear from you. Okay. Shut up, joe. Neaks . Yeah, what . Well, i didnt see him wearing them yet. It was raining on saturday. We couldnt go shopping. Did my money go where jablonskis moneys going . I dont know what youre saying now. Youre making me crazy. Hey, my man. Whats going on, huh . You dont have to shout it, baby. Yeah. He knows what im talking about, luce. Where is she . Wheres the kids mother . Joe, lets go back to the unit, please. Youre a pimp. Are you and her shaking lucy down now . You aint gonna find tracy smashing my face into this wall. What do you mean tracy . Whos tracy . Tracy thats what he calls her. Let him go right now, joe. Let him go you wanna find the lady . Come on. Just come on. Seem like tracy and me in the middle of something. Yeah, whatever it is, were gonna straighten it out right now, pal. Joe, you know you dont have to you dont know everything thats going on here. Hey. What do you want . What happened to you . They cut her with a razor. And show him your side, too. Cut her there, too. Thats why she cant work. You made an agreement hows she supposed to take care of herself . Shut up. Now, you can get an honest job, or not, you can clean up, or not, but shes not paying you any more shakedown money so she can take care of your kid it seems to me that we ought to hear from your friend. Hey youre gonna hear it from me. Youre hearing it from both of us. Its over. Then what you standing around here for . You think i look any younger without my mustache . I cannot think about that right now. [ tires squeal ] whoa. Sure seems topheavy. Yeah, well, im feeling kind of bottomheavy. Do you think you could pull this unit over, please . What . Pull it over, robert. Wait a minute. Whats the matter . Im telling you, brother, Mother Nature is calling me, and shes calling me with a bullhorn. I warned you about bran muffins in the morning. Daryl ann, how can you do this to the man you love . Ooh. Sir, i dont know how to say this to you, but if youre here on an optional visit, i am here on a command performance. Sir, uh. If youre having a problem getting started, maybe, um ill give you 2. I just need a second, but i need it now. I need it now. Sir, i am a Police Officer, all right, i have no choice but to bust in there. Oh, lord. This man has expired. Sir. I hate to treat your moment of demise like this. Now, anything iffy, remember you say, to the best of my knowledge and recollection. That way, they dont nail you for perjury. 90 seconds to air. Scherholtz vs. Schipp. Then move as quickly as you can to your position on the set. Dont look at the camera. Johnnyonenote. Do we have to sit next to this man . He has threatened my dogs life. Well, as soon as the people move onto the set, there will be plenty of room. Since my witness couldnt come, is it fair for him to have his . That aint how it works, miss schipp. Sir, here. Could you please put this on . Whats that for . Thats so your tie doesnt blind 50,000 people. Blue . [ chuckles ] you got no shot, pal. All right, let it go. 45 seconds. Hey, dont i know you . No. Jerry weatherspoon, right . You used to work over at appellate with, uh. Judge greenburg. I dont think so. Wait a minute. Somethings all coming back to me now. I see some kind of show and tell at the court lavatory . That was never proved excuse me, jerry. Your honor. Does the judge know about this, jer . [ chuckles ] come on, les. Cue the intro. Man for the next hour, your living room becomes the courtroom of harold pyle. Here, in a forum alternative to the legal system, but obeying its rules and procedures, real people come before a distinguished retired jurist to seek settlement of real disputes. Based on judge pyles findings, successful litigants receive appropriate cash awards. For the next 60 minutes, these are not actors. 20 for me. These mikes are on. Get ready. Go. Go. Go get your hands off of me. Dont look at the camera. Man . When youve exhausted your other remedies, you should demand to tell it to the judge. First on judge pyles docket, the case of the distracted driver. Briefcase hooked to his wrist. He must be some kind of courier. If he was legit, hed have i. D. This guys wrong. Well write this up, guys. Im not real impressed with that new unit. Lets go. J. D. , i think one of them keys might open that briefcase. That right, andy . One of these . Yeah. Little one might open it up. No kidding . Yeah, and if you open it up, you might find that it contains a great deal of money. Whoo [ chuckles ] you, uh, you psychic, renko, ce . Looks like you were busy before you came out and got me. Just wait a minute. Now, every once in a while, a person has to exercise individual initiative. That piece of paper there has a phone number that might be the Contact Number for this is this a fixed bet . You already call this number . No, i did not. Uhhuh. Hey, j. D. , you know the rules, man. You know you gotta wait for the coroners inventory. Yeah. Whos this . Who am i . Im sitting here in toppings diner. Ive been sitting here half the morning, is who i am. No, im not waiting here. No way. How about, uh, 1 00 p. M. . Phillys phillys steak and hoagie. You gonna bring the stuff . Well, obviously its too big to bring inside. [ chuckles ] right. All right. Im gonna wait 5 minutes nobody shows, im gone and schools out. Theyre on. Were in for the buy. What are they selling . I dont know, its just too big to bring into phillys. Lieutenant renko. Detective renko. Convict renko. I cant make it make sense to you, joe. I guess i was afraid that if it went into court, theyd say i didnt deserve fabian. Hey, i told you it didnt make sense. Im not calling you crazy. Youre sitting there shaking your head. Yeah, because i think its really sad that you dont feel like you have the right to be happy. Whered you get that . And you do deserve it, luce. And you dont have to go skunking around, being afraid that jerks like that are gonna come along and take it away from you. I filled out all the guardian papers, but i just never lets go file them. Theyre at home. Theyre at the apartment. Well go get them. 2203 on personal time. 2203, copy. Come here. Thanks, joe. Its no problem. [ engine turns over ] see, how about Something Like this . It says carla. Her names fenise. Any engraver can change that. Wheres gupta at . Can she try it on . Sure. Man i told you no deliveries after 3 00. The Security Guard says he wants 500 to open the door. No way. Then forget it, you aint getting no delivery, man. Mike . Ring up 250 for my friend, huh . The guard says 500. Hell take 250. Ring it up under sale . Do i tell you ring it up under sale . Do what i tell you, mike. 250. Mick 250. I aint guaranteeing hes gonna take this. Then you aint gonna get your taste, either. Sell him on the 2 1 2. Hows it coming here . Its coming very good, mr. Gupta. Mike is gonna find the right bracelet for you. Ill be in the back. Okay. Can i help you . Excuse me a minute. What are you doing here, mrs. Mies . [ whispering ] you never called me. Come here a minute. Arrest that man right now. He stole my items. Ill testify to it in court. I know you will. But see, we gotta get him on few other things, too. Will you trust me . Will you go home . Its very dangerous in here. Thats why im whispering. Im gonna call you as soon as we get anything. [ sighs ] when . Very soon, dear, okay . Now i gotta go back and sell some bracelets. Goodbye. Okay. Bye. . . If youre on medicare, remember, the open Enrollment Period is here. The time to choose your Medicare Coverage begins october 15th and ends december 7th. So call unitedhealthcare to enroll. Youre looking for, an aarp medicarecomplete plan insured through unitedhealthcare. What makes it complete . 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Luce and i are gonna take a couple extra hours. Whats going on today . You two eloping . Howd you know . Were gonna go buy some rings. I left the applications at home, joe. I knew they were at home or in my locker, one or the other. And, your honor, i just wanna say one thing. Ever since the accident, i keep having nightmares. I have now heard from the plaintiff in this case. A witness . My uncle was with me. Can we have the witness, please . Now comes lieutenant norman buntz of metro police. Lieutenant buntz is the uncle of the plaintiff. The judge has ruled on the admissibility of the following evidence. Lieutenant, would you tell us what happened on the night in question . Oh, sure thing. Uh. Where . Here . Over here . Yeah. Lester and i were returning from the haufbrau house er, maybe. Thats right. Thats correct. One beer. So, we were proceeding northbound up portland. And then, well, basically les couldnt see it, of course, because he was paying attention to his driving the defendant, miss schipp over there, comes flying at us no horns, no brakes. Boom a rearender, and we go dribbling out into the intersection. In other words, miss schipp seemed to be failing to pay attention. Oh, yeah. I was paying attention his taillights werent working. My taillights were working. The police said they werent. Sure, after the accident, after she smashed them. My fianc . , roger, saw it. Its in his statement. Your fianc . Saw what, miss schipp . Judge, that statement from the fianc . s a crock. All right, lieutenant. Lieutenant, on what basis are you impeaching the supporting affidavit of miss schipps fianc . . On the basis at the time of the accident, the defendants fianc . s head was not visible in the other vehicle. Unnatural sex act. Cut. Cut unnatural sex act . Yeah, thats why his statements a pile of bull. He couldnt see nothing from his angle. Are you crazy . This is an afternoon show. Well, great. That dont make what he was doing natural. My mother is going to hear this . My mom is gonna hear what he just said . 5 minutes, your honor. Lieutenant. Yeah . [ chuckles ] so, hows the patient . Well, i was thinking of going in for a half day this afternoon. Thank god im not talking from experience, frank. That sounds like pushing it. Ill take it easy. Hell of a streaky thing, isnt it, frank . What . Life. I mean, now that youve survived, its pretty obvious this whole shooting business has only strengthened your hand in terms of career choices. I guess im on a roll. Oh. Coffee a little too strong . No, no. Its good. Its fine. Actually, i think ill try a little milk. Here, iill get it. The Crime Institute their Search Committee has decided to hold off on recommending me for that consultancy. They think i still have exposure on this keenan mess. That could throw quite a Monkey Wrench into a lot of peoples future plans. Not least your own. Whats on your mind . E are the findings the Search Committees uneasy about. Im not gonna recant. Theres no one ringing a bell, frank, i understand that. But a letter of explanation for their eyes only. Frank, im looking for a place to fall. Ill detail the panels findings, ill give you the letter. You decide whether to send it. I hope you remember there are ways and ways of saying the same thing. No preconditions, chief. If i feel up to it. Well, uh, dont push it, frank. Easy does it. Ill take it easy. How you doing . Im dipetris. Im bored. How about we just do it . All right, we can walk. Its not far. Hey. He comes or i go home. So you like company. No problem. You know, if this goes good, maybe we get regular. So far, i got nothing, huh . What happened this morning, im not at fault, youre not at fault yeah, yeah, its a nofault state. Neal, make sure that door dont close. Yeah, sure. Man the doors, neal. Yeah, right. Heres the menu. There is the main course. Whoo. 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