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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Thank you very much. I appreciate that. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thanks for watching. Thanks for coming. Today, you know [ cheers and applause ] very nice, i appreciate it. Today today was an upsetting day. We had a shooting this morning near washington, d. C. , im sure you know, of a congressman, a police officer, and two other people on a baseball field. Fortunately the only person who was killed was the man who shot them. And hopefully, they expect that everybody is going to be okay. But the attack put a cloud over what is supposed to be a special day for the united states. Not only is today flag day, on this day 71 years ago a bolt of lightning struck a clump of hair in a Golden Shower drain and a president was born. Donald jennifer trump turned 71 today. [ cheers and applause ] at the white house they had a little party for the president. They played pin the blame on the press secretary. [ laughter ] melania jumped out of a cake and made a run for it. [ laughter ] Vladimir Putin didnt show up but he, you know, gave trump his present back in november. [ light laughter ] its hard to believe on this day 71 years ago donald trump was just a little baby with little hands and feet going wahwahwah all day long and nothing has really changed since then. [ cheers and applause ] theres a major report from the Washington Post just a couple of hours ago. It says that the special counsel led by Robert Mueller is now officially looking into whether President Trump attempted to obstruct justice in his dealings with james comey. As far as president ial birthday presents go, not exactly Marilyn Monroe singing to jfk. But i like to imagine trump found out about this just as sean spicer was handing him his birthday present. [ laughter ] the president had an interesting lunch yesterday with republican senators where he had some surprisingly strong criticism of the Republican Health care bill, the American Health care act. He called the bill mean, coldhearted, and a son of a bitch. Which he knows a bills a piece of legislation and not a person named he does know its not bill cosby or bill oreilly, right . It came as quite a surprise because publicly at the time it was passed he said the bill was a great plan incredibly well crafted. Now he says its a mean son of a bitch. Those three ghosts that visit in the middle of the night must have made a very convincing case. Dennis rodman, a former celebrity apprentice, is spreading diplomacy and who knows what else in north korea right now. Hes on a trip there today. He went bowling and on a visit to the zoo. Thats not a diplomatic visit. Thats what you do with your dad on the weekend after your parents get divorced. You hear the words north korean zoo it sounds depressing. But this is the zoo in north korea that he went to. The entrance is a tiger. North korea has a lot of the problems . Seems like theyve got zoos pretty well figured out. [ cheers and applause ] so kudos to them on that. You know, in north korea being eaten by a tiger is considered the luckiest thing that can happen to you. So well wait and see if rodmans trip does anything to ease tensions with the north koreans. Some people think it might. Its really amazing. Were at a unique time in American History when not one but two former Reality Stars have the power to Start Nuclear war. By the way, we have a great show for you tonight. Jamie foxx is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] music from trace adkins. And from the new nba champion Golden State Warriors Draymond Green is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] draymonds team the warriors is a great team. Those who follow basketball know they dont have an official mascot. Most teams have one but the warriors dont. So one of our writers, gary, made it his mission to come up with a mascot for them. The other day we spray painted him gold and he did this. Jimmy that was the golden skater for golden state. Needless to say it didnt catch on. Gary is debuting a new and he thinks improved team mascot. Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for the golden state worrier [ sirens ] its too loud too loud jimmy what . I feel this is disturbing my eardrums, its hurting. Stop the clapping jimmy everybody stop clapping. They stopped already by the way. They already stopped. You didnt need to tell them to stop, they stopped almost immediately. Anything you want to say . Yay warriors were the champions [ cheers and applause ] but im worried about next year. What what if steph curry gets injured in the offseason . What if kevin durant misses Oklahoma City and he moves back . What if draymonds mom wont let him play next year . Oh my god, im getting a rash look at this does this look connectictagious . I think its shingles oh my god 1 in 3 people are going to get shingles and ive already had it twice jimmy thats terrible. That is a basketball yarmulke you have painted on your head . Yes, it is. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy just to clarify for the audience, you help me with this. You are the golden state worrier because you worry a lot . Thats what this is . Why . Does this bit not make sense . It doesnt, does it . I thought it was so great when i pitched it. But now im just worried that its stupid and nobody likes it. Oh my god. Am i fired . Jimmy no, youre not fired. Im fired, arent i jimmy youre not fired. How am i going to pay for my mothers hospital bills if she ever goes to the hospital . Jimmy i dont think you need to worry about it but i think were done with this now. Weve got and it weve experienced it. Ill see myself out. Jimmy okay. The golden state worrier [ cheers and applause ] what he does is he worries about the team. All right, maybe the warriors dont need a mascot, i dont know. I dont know if people watching this oliver stone interview with Vladimir Putin on showtime, but its its not very good, actually. Its just weird. Its oliver stone, whos a movie director, sat down with putin for a series of chats that included little gems like this. You do realize how powerful your answer could be that you said subtly that you preferred x candidate. He would go like that tomorrow. And if you say you didnt like trump or something. Right . What would happen . Hed win, right . You have that amount of power in the u. S. Jimmy he almost started laughing, right . [ laughter ] in poker thats called a tell. [ laughter ] im convinced. Back to the united states. I mentioned before that today is flag day. So by the way, please call your flags. They love you. Flag day is not a particularly exciting holiday. You dont get drunk on flag day. There are no special cocktails. You dont dress up. Theres no turkey, no gifts. Best case scenario, its windy on flag day. So thats about as exciting as flag day gets. This year the flags got together to remind us of how important they are. And to ask our leader for some respect this year. Dear President Trump. Today is not only your birthday. Its also flag day. Our day. A day when people honor the stars and stripes with pride, loyalty, and above all, respect. So please refrain from groping us, fondling us, hugging us, squeezing us, spanking us. For just one day can you please keep your tiny little baby hands off of us . And please put a stop to this. Happy flag day. Jimmy all right, happy flag day, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] you know, with everything thats going on in the country and the world right now, theres a lot to be upset about. These are divisive times. But this is something i think we can all enjoy. This is a video of a man, older man, listening to metallica in his car. Or hes having a seizure, were not exactly sure. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thats an easy guy to shop for. Get him headphones and a straight jacket. Sunday as im sure you know is fathers day. On sunday daughters and sons across the country will call home and tell mom to wish dad a happy day. Im giving my dad when i give him every year. Every year i give my dad 15 uninterrupted minutes to talk about his knee surgery. Oh, your meniscus, oh, how about that. Fathers get a lot of love on fathers day but theres another group of men who deserve recognition of their own on this day. This year hallmark has a new way to appreciate them too. Every june we pay tribute to the men who raised us. Who guided us through life. Dad. But what about your almostdad . Introducing the hallmark stepfathers collection. Tell your stepdad how you feel. With a gift he will treasure for as long as hes around. 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Tonight, from the Golden State Warriors, hes a freshly crowned nba champion, Draymond Green is here. Then, his latest album is called somethings going on trace adkins from the mercedesbenz stage. You can see trace on the cma fest august 16th here on abc. Tomorrow night, andy samberg will be here, jillian bell will join us, and well have music from 2 chainz featuring trey songz and ty dolla sign. So please join us then. Our first guest is a platinumselling singer and Game Show Host who is an oscarwinning actor on the side. Thats his side job. His new movie baby driver opens in theaters june 28th. Please welcome jamie foxx. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] i like that. [ cheers and applause ] come on, come on, come on jimmy the wave is the lady in the front is, hm hm, come on, jamie, give me some of that. Jimmy weve got a lot going on with the ladies in the front. I see. I see the lady in the pink, ill take that. Ill take her, lets get out. Jimmy the lady in the pink will make you lunch every day. Is that right . Okay. Jimmy lunch every single day. Got to get there before 9 00. Get there before 9 00, we get it free before 9 00. Jimmy how are you doing . Hows your life doing . How are you doing . Jimmy doing well, thank you. I know im breaking protocol but i saw something about you and your kid, it was fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] just had to say that seeing you in person. Jimmy thank you. Doing very well. Hes doing very well. Hes doing great. That was the most incredible moment, for one im crying because it touched me. But you were absolutely hilarious at the same time. And that just you know, for us comedians, man, we always have it when we just get a chance to see you just do your thing. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats nice. I appreciate that. Hes doing great by the way. People keep i feel weird because it makes you feel weird. When i did that, oh goodness, ive got to be serious. I was crying. You know im emotional. Jimmy i didnt know, are you an emotional guy . I get emotional, i cry especially on planes. Jimmy you do . I dont know what it is about the altitude. I just start crying. Im watching a movie, it was a bette midler movie, i dont know how i was watching that. [ laughter ] im in the front crying. One of my the black dude in first, hey, look at jamie foxx crying like a bitch. [ laughter ] jimmy you really have to hide the screen. Bette midler. Damn, bette. Jimmy have you ever cried during a sporting event . Hell yeah. Jimmy you have, yeah. I cried last year. Jimmy you did . When lebron won the championship. [ cheers and applause ] i cried with joy. Jimmy wow. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy are you and Lebron Lebron right there. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im shocked by this. Are you and lebron that close . Im a lebron fan, he doesnt know how close i am to him. Jimmy he doesnt know. Something happened. Something happened, im still trying to figure out what happened between us. Like when he first got into the league and i was i was doing a the espys and we had a connection. Then something i think it was a commercial that i did with steph curry. Jimmy oh, that put a wedge between you . I dont know, i cant explain it, but i dont get that heat. Sometimes i see him, l. B. all right, all right. Jimmy and thats it. He doesnt give me a real jimmy youre silently weeping on his behalf. I am, i am silent. I just need that connection. We even wrote a movie about it. We did a movie called allstar weekend, one guy loves steph curry, other guy loves lebron james, all theyre trying to do is get to the allstar game, we shot it. Jimmy it hasnt come out yet . Me, jeremy piven. Im supposed to be here promoting another movie jimmy well, listen just trying to get it all in. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i dont know why but i thought you were a big Dallas Mavericks fan. I am a Dallas Mavericks fan. Jimmy you are. Lebron was playing against mavericks, who would you root for . Oh, thats tough. Jimmy yeah. I would i would root for the dallas james. Jimmy really. No, its just tough. I just i mean, i that guy right there, man. I watched his career. I just he lived up to the expectation. Theres always still tough on him too. I dig it. The past series, it was just crazy. Jimmy you cried with him when he won, you did not cry when he lost . Yeah, i cried when he lost. Jimmy you cried when he lost too . It wasnt as bad. I ran into Draymond Green, come on man, in the back . Jimmy hes here. Hes going to be mad when he hears all of this. Hes going to be like, why didnt you cry for me . I said, whats up, draymond . He said, whats up, foxx . How you doing . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy like an action figure. Yeah, it was crazy. Jimmy you are i want to know about this. Because youre turning 50 later this year. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy im also turning 50 later this year. [ cheers and applause ] what i mean, you have crazy parties just on a wednesday. What in gods name do you have planned for your 50th birthday . Is anything set yet . I am going to i cant say that on camera. I am going to just im going to go crazy. Theres an island and theres people jimmy youre going to an island . Yeah. Jimmy will there be a lot of people on the island . There will be a few it will a progression of the people that, you know im down to like the my real dogs. It will be family, family, family, okay, yall get out of here. And now jimmy you will be eliminated from the island like the reality show. Yeah. But how do you feel i dont feel i dont feel old. I still feel young and goofy. Jimmy i know, i know. But its true you know, when you think about what you thought of someone who was 50 when you were 40 years old, thats what theyre thinking about us. You know when you get old where you run into people i saw Tristan Thomas last year at the game. You know, im like, whats up . Hes like, whats up, o. G. . I said, damn, okay. Or, or, or, i cant go to clubs in l. A. Jimmy you cant ever . No. Jimmy really . Its all young people in clubs in l. A. Jimmy and you feel weird about it . Yeah its older people in new york and miami. In l. A. Its too young. My daughters in the back. I was going to one oak. And as im about to walk in these girls pull up. Oh my god jamie foxx im like, whats up . We go to school with your daughter oh. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats no good at all. Are you going in the club . No. Its a open house im going to. Jimmy jamie foxx is here. Hes 49. Well be right back [ cheers and applause ] at red lobsters lobster shrimp summerfest, lobster and shrimp are teaming up in so many new dishes. Like coastal lobster and shrimp, with shrimp crusted with kettle chips. Or new, overthetop lobster and shrimp overboard. But it cant last, so hurry in. I may be dead, but let me tell myou one last thing. 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[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its not just good. Less then. Edgar wright is absolutely amazing. You know, sean of the dead and all of his movies. He has a huge following. This is the Quentin Tarantino moment for edgar. What i mean by that is, Quentin Tarantino, all of the movies that he did, to me, sharpened him for the movie django. All of his things that he wanted to get out of a movie, he got it in django and inglourious basterds. You look at edgar wright, all the movies that hes done comes together in this film. Anson elgore, kevin spacey is amazing. I know you love both of those guys. [ cheers and applause ] they both did a great job. Jimmy jon hamm is very scary in the movie. Youre very, very scary. Jimmy have you ever played a scary guy like that before . To my kids probably, yeah. [ laughter ] but it was great to play it did. When we talked about playing it i said, i want to be able to compromise these guys. Meaning like bats is his name but he has to compromise him. As men, with our ladies or whatever like that, if a guy comes into our space and hes, you know he compromises you only got a couple things you can do. I can sock this dude, we can get into it, whatever it is. So i wanted bats to be that type of person who compromises jon hamm, compromises ansel, to where, what are you going to do as a man . Because im the dude. Im the guy that wrecks the party. And i know guys like this. Like, i will i pattern this guy after a couple of friends that i know. Jimmy oh, really . Oh yeah. Jimmy will they be on the island, those friends . They will be theyll actually be at the screening tonight. One of the guys i met years ago, and the way i knew him is because when i first got to l. A. I didnt know anything about l. A. , i didnt know anything about bloods and crips, anything like that. Im doing standup in this club, and this dude, yo, whats up . Whats up . Come to my house, dog, and do jokes. I didnt know. [ laughter ] i didnt know what he was. When i got to the house i was like, oh [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] these are gangsters [ laughter ] and so my whole the guys that are still alive [ laughter ] are the ones of my homies that i pattern after. Theyre going to wreck the party. We could go somewhere, why you do that . No, no i said, dont do that in here its crazy. So people that are watching that are from the hood really understand what im saying. Jimmy i think i know what you mean, yeah. Dont do that right here. No, ima do it you cant even get to them. You want to get me too, ill get to it. Thats who bets is. To be on set with those great actors i mean, im watching kevin spacey, ive never done a film with him. Jimmy yeah hes great. You know, im stupid, i keep saying lines from other movies. You didnt know, did you . Anyway. Jimmy does he like that . Of course he likes that. He likes it. Jimmy he loves it. You have Something Special prepared for us tonight. I hope i do. Jimmy something that really shows your sensitivity, something that i think is going to go a long way towards consoling certain people in a certain part of the country that had disappointment. Cleveland. Shoutout to cleveland. I know its tough. Its tough for me. We lost this time. But hey, you know what . I got some music to make you feel better. And thats the way it should be. Jimmy i think that would be a wonderful [ cheers and applause ] if only i had a piano. Jimmy we do have a piano. [ cheers and applause ] if you would be so kind. Jamie foxx. [ cheers and applause ] cleveland, this is for you. Cheer up, cleveland. You know why, cleveland . Youll always have cleveland. Even though you lost the game you still got the rock n roll hall of fame and the mighty king james dammit youre okay cleveland from the great erie lake why is it so eerie . To those pierogis that you make is that pork . From the home of halle berry [ cheers and applause ] who doesnt want to make love to halle berry . From the price of right drew carey does anybody want to make love to drew carey . Of course they do because hes from cleveland hes from cleveland hes from cleveland hes from cleveland drew Carey Halle Berry Hall of fame you lost the game but you still got king james say you still got king james and youll always have Cleveland Jimmy jamie foxx. Well be right back with Draymond Green [ cheers and applause ] so thats the idea. What do you think . Hate to play devils advocate but. I kind of feel like its a game changer. I wouldnt go that far. Are you there . Hes probably on mute. Yeah. Gary wont like it. Why . Because hes gary. phone ringing what . Keep going yeah. laughs voice on phone its not millennial enough. There are a lot of ways to say no. Thank you so much. Thank you so were doing it. Yes start saying yes to your companys best ideas. 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On monday night in oakland, california, our next guest and his teammates capped a remarkable season and postseason with their second nba title in three years. From the Golden State Warriors, please welcome number 23, Draymond Green [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is quite beautiful. Congratulations. Thank you, thank you. Jimmy thank you for bringing this to me. Now you have two of them. You can give one away, thats very nice. They took one away already. Jimmy they, did huh . I dont have any more to give away. Jimmy do you get a miniature version of this for your house or anything . I get a ring. Jimmy you get a ring, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy thats pretty good. A rings a good thing to have. Hey, congratulations. Have you had any sleep at all since monday night . [ cheers and applause ] have you been going nonstop . So monday night . Oh, yeah. Jimmy was the night. That was the game. Tuesday morning. I slept on klays couch. I dont know if thats the best place to sleep, honestly. You never know with klay. Jimmy how did you wind up on klays couch . Klay got the we call it the trap house. He got a swimming pool. Gotcha. No guest room . Klay got a Million People living with him. See. Its weird. Jimmy whos living with klay right now . His brother. Then his home boy. Jimmy his home boy couldnt get out of the bed and let you have it . I dont have a home boy. He used to have like some random living with him. I dont know if the random so thats just slept on the couch. Jimmy on bill Simmons Podcast this morning, kevin durant your teammate was on and he said that of everyone at the party after the game, you were number one drunkest. Congratulations. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] is that true . Which by the way a couple of years ago Andre Iguodala was here and i asked him who was the drunkest, and he said you also. Im just the easy target. Jimmy you are. If you say that, everyones going to believe it. Jimmy i see. So they jimmy because its true . They throw me under the bus. Its not true but those guys they throw me under the bus because im the easy target. If you say steph, your reaction would be like, no, not steph. You say draymond, oh, yeah, for sure. Definitely him. Im the easy target. Jimmy bus steph get crazy at those things . Or is he pretty reserved at line . I mean, hes you know. Steph is [ laughter ] steph has fun. Jimmy he does, good. He has fun. Jimmy did you have like musicians there . Surprise guests and all that . Too short, too short, yeah. Jimmy did he perform . Freaky tails. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. Too short must feel even shorter around you guys. Yeah. Jimmy he must wish he was a baller even more. You know, he the king of the bay. So we just follow his footsteps. Jimmy did you get on stage with him and rap . I stood on stage the whole night. On top of the deejay booth. Its not really like its on line. [ laughter ] jimmy who gets invited . The whole Team Obviously and their families. Can you bring anybody you want and all your friends . Yeah, you can bring anybody you want. Steve kerr was there. Jimmy steve kerr was there. Hows he doing . Doing great. He just won a championship. Hes good. Jimmy i love steve kerr. I assume you couldnt say if you didnt enjoy coaching i would say it if i didnt enjoy it. Thats my guy, hes amazing. Bob myers was there. How many teams you know the gm and the coach are going to party with you after the game . Jimmy i have no idea what guess on, i dont know anything. Are they all smoking pot . [ laughter ] no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Jimmy okay. Although theres a video that caught steve kerr with a huge bottle of champagne. Jimmy who had it . Its online. Jimmy it is . Yeah. Jimmy what, they were smoking out of the bottle . No no, no, no, no. [ laughter ] just champagne. Jimmy its california, its perfectly legal here. Yeah. Jimmy by the way, not only as a player did you contribute a tremendous amount to this team, as a recruiter you contributed a tremendous amount because you actually kind of well, i mean, cinched the deal with kevin durant, right . After game seven last year, tell me if any of this is false, you september a text right after the game while you were in the locker room, naked whoa. Jimmy i added that. [ laughter ] to kevin durant. And said what . What did that text say . I told him, you know, that we needed him to join the force. And lets win some championships together. And he i mean, let him tell it, im lying. I dont know if you saw the report a few days ago jimmy ive heard hes denying. Ridiculous. Jimmy ill go right to his phone and well see whos telling the truth. For sure. I told him we wanted him here. And he said, lets do this. Jimmy beautifully done. [ cheers and applause ] were going to take a break. Well reset, polish the trophy. Draymond green is here well be right back. 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The es and es hybrid. Lease the 2017 es 350 for 329 a month for 36 months. Experience amazing at your lexus dealer. This is my guy. From the start of Training Camp he hated me. Thats no lie. He probably still hates me. Thats no lie. But we going to keep winning these championships. And thats no lie. My guy. Hey, you know how they Start Playing music at the oscars when it starts to go on a little long and security comes and grabs the guy . That may happen here in a few minutes. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy steve kerr and Draymond Green at the parade three years ago. Now youve got another parade tomorrow morning. Yeah. Jimmy that will be a lot of fun. Everybody comes out, everybody gets crazy, everybody has a few drinks. Yeah. By the way, that was our first year with steve kerr. Did you see how uncomfortable he was standing there . Jimmy he did look a little bit uncomfortable, yeah. Does he still has he loosened up . No, were good, were fine. But he was uncomfortable there. Parades are fun, theyre amazing. Jimmy sure, everybodys screaming and cheering for you. I mean, whats bad about that . Make songs about the cavs. Jimmy people do songs and all that stuff . I made a whole song about the cavs. Jimmy about the cavaliers . Youre going to sing it . Nope. [ laughter ] jimmy do late bit. Do a little bit. We won, yep. They suck, yep. Lebron, nope. Splash brothers. Jimmy yep. I cant really remember the rest, i wasnt in my right state of mind. I cant remember the rest. I remember bits and pieces. Jimmy bits and pieces. You dont mind i saw an interview you did where, after that, you were almost accidentally thrown out of the game, where you said, ah, people in cleveland, they dont know what theyre talking about, i dont listen to what theyre saying anyway. You like being the villain . Do you like trash talking . I mean, i am a trash talker. Im from saginaw, michigan. Thats the way i grew up. I talk a lot of trash. I dont mind being the villain. It gives me more energy. Jimmy whats the key to being a great trash talker . Having cleveland fans booing you because theyre under your skin. Jimmy that help . Yeah. [ applause ] to be a great trash talker, though, you have to be able to come back like that. Like for instance, the one that got a lot of publicity was the paul pierce thing. Man, you studied that . No, i didnt study that. He said something to me and boom. Jimmy does that affect the play . Do you think that gives you an advantage in the game . I think so. Theres a lot of guys you Start Talking to trash to them and their game goes like that. Jimmy really . Whos the number one . Who succumbs to trash talk more than anyone in the league . I still got to play in this league. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy when you retire, when you come here that next day, and you well destroy everyone. Ill tell you whos really bad. It will completely hijack the game. Ill tell you when i retire. Jimmy oh, good, excellent. Hijack the game. Ill tell you after i retire. Jimmy congratulations to you. [ cheers and applause ] what a great team. Really very happy for you. The Golden State Warriors championship parade tomorrow morning in oakland, it starts at broadway and 11th at 10 00 a. M. Draymond green well be right back with trace adkins. [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Life. Intelligent technology can help protect it. The allnew audi q5 is here. Its softer than ever. New charmin ultra soft new charmin ultra soft is twice as absorbent so you can use less. And its softer than ever. So its harder to resist. Okay, this is getting a little weird we all go, why not enjoy the go with charmin . [vo] the grille is distinctive. But its usually seen from the rear. The allnew audi q5 is here. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. 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Nightline is next but first, his new album somethings going on is available now, here with the song watered down trace adkins i dont go all in but ill take the gamble and i dont burn both ends of the candle anymore i take the corners slower and i take the corners slower and steady this chip on my shoulder it aint so heavy anymore we still fly like gypsies just a little closer to the ground and we still love our whiskey but now its just a little watered down couple girls i couldve married married someone else these torches i still carry dont burn like hell the way they used to the back side of 40 aint near as crazy and sunday morning aint near as hazy anymore we still fly like gypsies just a little closer to the ground and we still love our whiskey but now its just a little watered down those old ghosts still chase me but feels like theyre losing ground yeah im still crazy but now im just a little watered down watered down [ cheers and applause ] captions by vitac this is nightline. Tonight, pregnant and shunned. Punished for getting pregnant. This has been a breach of a standard of abstinence. And banned from walking in her graduation ceremony, filging back against what she call a public shaming. I need your love and support more than your judgment. The antiabortion advocates now coming to her defense. All of us are in were all sinners. Brave wilderness. Lets see what we can find. He may have millions of fans on youtube. Im about to enter the sting zone. One, two, three. But his job bites. Showcasing the cute and cuddly and the downright ugly. One of the ugliest creatures youve ever seen in your life. Also tonight

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