Transcripts For WPVI Jimmy Kimmel Live 20170630 : comparemel

Transcripts For WPVI Jimmy Kimmel Live 20170630

[ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Thank you very much. I appreciate that. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thanks for watching. Thanks for coming. Today, you know [ cheers and applause ] very nice, i appreciate it. Today today was an upsetting day. We had a shooting this morning near washington, d. C. , im sure you know, of a congressman, a police officer, and two other people on a baseball field. Fortunately the only person who was killed was the man who shot them. And hopefully, they expect that everybody is going to be okay. But the attack put a cloud over what is supposed to be a special day for the united states. Not only is today flag day, on this day 71 years ago a bolt of lightning struck a clump of hair in a Golden Shower drain and a president was born. Donald jennifer trump turned 71 today. [ cheers and applause ] at the white house they had a little party for the president. They played pin the blame on the press secretary. [ laughter ] melania jumped out of a cake and made a run for it. [ laughter ] Vladimir Putin didnt show up but he, you know, gave trump his present back in november. [ light laughter ] its hard to believe on this day 71 years ago donald trump was just a little baby with little hands and feet going wahwahwah all day long and nothing has really changed since then. [ cheers and applause ] theres a major report from the Washington Post just a couple of hours ago. It says that the special counsel led by Robert Mueller is now officially looking into whether President Trump attempted to obstruct justice in his dealings with james comey. As far as president ial birthday presents go, not exactly Marilyn Monroe singing to jfk. But i like to imagine trump found out about this just as sean spicer was handing him his birthday present. [ laughter ] the president had an interesting lunch yesterday with republican senators where he had some surprisingly strong criticism of the Republican Health care bill, the American Health care act. He called the bill mean, coldhearted, and a son of a bitch. Which he knows a bills a piece of legislation and not a person named he does know its not bill cosby or bill oreilly, right . It came as quite a surprise because publicly at the time it was passed he said the bill was a great plan incredibly well crafted. Now he says its a mean son of a bitch. Those three ghosts that visit in the middle of the night must have made a very convincing case. Dennis rodman, a former celebrity apprentice, is spreading diplomacy and who knows what else in north korea right now. Hes on a trip there today. He went bowling and on a visit to the zoo. Thats not a diplomatic visit. Thats what you do with your dad on the weekend after your parents get divorced. You hear the words north korean zoo it sounds depressing. But this is the zoo in north korea that he went to. The entrance is a tiger. North korea has a lot of the problems . Seems like theyve got zoos pretty well figured out. [ cheers and applause ] so kudos to them on that. You know, in north korea being eaten by a tiger is considered the luckiest thing that can happen to you. So well wait and see if rodmans trip does anything to ease tensions with the north koreans. Some people think it might. Its really amazing. Were at a unique time in American History when not one but two former Reality Stars have the power to Start Nuclear war. By the way, we have a great show for you tonight. Jamie foxx is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] music from trace adkins. And from the new nba champion Golden State Warriors Draymond Green is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] draymonds team the warriors is a great team. Those who follow basketball know they dont have an official mascot. Most teams have one but the warriors dont. So one of our writers, gary, made it his mission to come up with a mascot for them. The other day we spray painted him gold and he did this. Jimmy that was the golden skater for golden state. Needless to say it didnt catch on. Gary is debuting a new and he thinks improved team mascot. Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for the golden state worrier [ sirens ] its too loud too loud jimmy what . I feel this is disturbing my eardrums, its hurting. Stop the clapping jimmy everybody stop clapping. They stopped already by the way. They already stopped. You didnt need to tell them to stop, they stopped almost immediately. Anything you want to say . Yay warriors were the champions [ cheers and applause ] but im worried about next year. What what if steph curry gets injured in the offseason . What if kevin durant misses Oklahoma City and he moves back . What if draymonds mom wont let him play next year . Oh my god, im getting a rash look at this does this look connectictagious . I think its shingles oh my god 1 in 3 people are going to get shingles and ive already had it twice jimmy thats terrible. That is a basketball yarmulke you have painted on your head . Yes, it is. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy just to clarify for the audience, you help me with this. You are the golden state worrier because you worry a lot . Thats what this is . Why . Does this bit not make sense . It doesnt, does it . I thought it was so great when i pitched it. But now im just worried that its stupid and nobody likes it. Oh my god. Am i fired . Jimmy no, youre not fired. Im fired, arent i jimmy youre not fired. How am i going to pay for my mothers hospital bills if she ever goes to the hospital . Jimmy i dont think you need to worry about it but i think were done with this now. Weve got and it weve experienced it. Ill see myself out. Jimmy okay. The golden state worrier [ cheers and applause ] what he does is he worries about the team. All right, maybe the warriors dont need a mascot, i dont know. I dont know if people watching this oliver stone interview with Vladimir Putin on showtime, but its its not very good, actually. Its just weird. Its oliver stone, whos a movie director, sat down with putin for a series of chats that included little gems like this. You do realize how powerful your answer could be that you said subtly that you preferred x candidate. He would go like that tomorrow. And if you say you didnt like trump or something. Right . What would happen . Hed win, right . You have that amount of power in the u. S. Jimmy he almost started laughing, right . [ laughter ] in poker thats called a tell. [ laughter ] im convinced. Back to the united states. I mentioned before that today is flag day. So by the way, please call your flags. They love you. Flag day is not a particularly exciting holiday. You dont get drunk on flag day. There are no special cocktails. You dont dress up. Theres no turkey, no gifts. Best case scenario, its windy on flag day. So thats about as exciting as flag day gets. This year the flags got together to remind us of how important they are. And to ask our leader for some respect this year. Dear President Trump. Today is not only your birthday. Its also flag day. Our day. A day when people honor the stars and stripes with pride, loyalty, and above all, respect. So please refrain from groping us, fondling us, hugging us, squeezing us, spanking us. For just one day can you please keep your tiny little baby hands off of us . And please put a stop to this. Happy flag day. Jimmy all right, happy flag day, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] you know, with everything thats going on in the country and the world right now, theres a lot to be upset about. These are divisive times. But this is something i think we can all enjoy. This is a video of a man, older man, listening to metallica in his car. Or hes having a seizure, were not exactly sure. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thats an easy guy to shop for. Get him headphones and a straight jacket. Sunday as im sure you know is fathers day. On sunday daughters and sons across the country will call home and tell mom to wish dad a happy day. Im giving my dad when i give him every year. Every year i give my dad 15 uninterrupted minutes to talk about his knee surgery. Oh, your meniscus, oh, how about that. Fathers get a lot of love on fathers day but theres another group of men who deserve recognition of their own on this day. This year hallmark has a new way to appreciate them too. Every june we pay tribute to the men who raised us. Who guided us through life. Dad. But what about your almostdad . Introducing the hallmark stepfathers collection. Tell your stepdad how you feel. With a gift he will treasure for as long as hes around. This is going on the mantel. He may not be perfect what do you mean Flood Insurance . I need it . Im not paying for that. But he makes your mom not single. So whatever. And dont forget the guy you see every other weekend. Let your first father know you love him too. Hey, dad. I got this for you. With something from our new sad dad collection. The hallmark stepfather collection. Look, your mom really likes greg so youd better just get used to it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tonight on the show we have music from trace adkins, nba champion Draymond Green is here, and well be right back with jamie foxx [ cheers and applause ] afternoons get more refreshing. From the bold starbucks double shot on ice to the sweet iced caramel macchiato. Meet a friend and chill together. From june 27th to july 2nd buy any grande iced expresso beverage, get one free between 2 and 5pm. Schick hydro®. Protecting mankind, one face at a time. Schick hydro®. Technology that transforms. 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Tonight, from the Golden State Warriors, hes a freshly crowned nba champion, Draymond Green is here. Then, his latest album is called somethings going on trace adkins from the mercedesbenz stage. You can see trace on the cma fest august 16th here on abc. Tomorrow night, andy samberg will be here, jillian bell will join us, and well have music from 2 chainz featuring trey songz and ty dolla sign. So please join us then. Our first guest is a platinumselling singer and Game Show Host who is an oscarwinning actor on the side. Thats his side job. His new movie baby driver opens in theaters june 28th. Please welcome jamie foxx. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] i like that. [ cheers and applause ] come on, come on, come on jimmy the wave is the lady in the front is, hm hm, come on, jamie, give me some of that. Jimmy weve got a lot going on with the ladies in the front. I see. I see the lady in the pink, ill take that. Ill take her, lets get out. Jimmy the lady in the pink will make you lunch every day. Is that right . Okay. Jimmy lunch every single day. Got to get there before 9 00. Get there before 9 00, we get it free before 9 00. Jimmy how are you doing . Hows your life doing . How are you doing . Jimmy doing well, thank you. I know im breaking protocol but i saw something about you and your kid, it was fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] just had to say that seeing you in person. Jimmy thank you. Doing very well. Hes doing very well. Hes doing great. That was the most incredible moment, for one im crying because it touched me. But you were absolutely hilarious at the same time. And that just you know, for us comedians, man, we always have it when we just get a chance to see you just do your thing. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats nice. I appreciate that. Hes doing great by the way. People keep i feel weird because it makes you feel weird. When i did that, oh goodness, ive got to be serious. I was crying. You know im emotional. Jimmy i didnt know, are you an emotional guy . I get emotional, i cry especially on planes. Jimmy you do . I dont know what it is about the altitude. I just start crying. Im watching a movie, it was a bette midler movie, i dont know how i was watching that. [ laughter ] im in the front crying. One of my the black dude in first, hey, look at jamie foxx crying like a bitch. [ laughter ] jimmy you really have to hide the screen. Bette midler. Damn, bette. Jimmy have you ever cried during a sporting event . Hell yeah. Jimmy you have, yeah. I cried last year. Jimmy you did . When lebron won the championship. [ cheers and applause ] i cried with joy. Jimmy wow. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy are you and Lebron Lebron right there. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im shocked by this. Are you and lebron that close . Im a lebron fan, he doesnt know how close i am to him. Jimmy he doesnt know. Something happened. Something happened, im still trying to figure out what happened between us. Like when he first got into the league and i was i was doing a the espys and we had a connection. Then something i think it was a commercial that i did with steph curry. Jimmy oh, that put a wedge between you . I dont know, i cant explain it, but i dont get that heat. Sometimes i see him, l. B. all right, all right. Jimmy and thats it. He doesnt give me a real jimmy youre silently weeping on his behalf. I am, i am silent. I just need that connection. We even wrote a movie about it. We did a movie called allstar weekend, one guy loves steph curry, other guy loves lebron james, all theyre trying to do is get to the allstar game, we shot it. Jimmy it hasnt come out yet . Me, jeremy piven. Im supposed to be here promoting another movie jimmy well, listen just trying to get it all in. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i dont know why but i thought you were a big Dallas Mavericks fan. I am a Dallas Mavericks fan. Jimmy you are. Lebron was playing against mavericks, who would you root for . Oh, thats tough. Jimmy yeah. I would i would root for the dallas james. Jimmy really. No, its just tough. I just i mean, i that guy right there, man. I watched his career. I just he lived up to the expectation. Theres always still tough on him too. I dig it. The past series, it was just crazy. Jimmy you cried with him when he won, you did not cry when he lost . Yeah, i cried when he lost. Jimmy you cried when he lost too . It wasnt as bad. I ran into Draymond Green, come on man, in the back . Jimmy hes here. Hes going to be mad when he hears all of this. Hes going to be like, why didnt you cry for me . I said, whats up, draymond . He said, whats up, foxx . How you doing . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy like an action figure. Yeah, it was crazy. Jimmy you are i want to know about this. Because youre turning 50 later this year. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy im also turning 50 later this year. [ cheers and applause ] what i mean, you have crazy parties just on a wednesday. What in gods name do you have planned for your 50th birthday . Is anything set yet . I am going to i cant say that on camera. I am going to just im going to go crazy. Theres an island and theres people jimmy youre going to an island . Yeah. Jimmy will there be a lot of people on the island . There will be a few it will a progression of the people that, you know im down to like the my real dogs. It will be family, family, family, okay, yall get out of here. And now jimmy you will be eliminated from the island like the reality show. Yeah. But how do you feel i dont feel i dont feel old. I still feel young and goofy. Jimmy i know, i know. But its true you know, when you think about what you thought of someone who was 50 when you were 40 years old, thats what theyre thinking about us. You know when you get old where you run into people i saw Tristan Thomas last year at the game. You know, im like, whats up . Hes like, whats up, o. G. . I said, damn, okay. Or, or, or, i cant go to clubs in l. A. Jimmy you cant ever . No. Jimmy really . Its all young people in clubs in l. A. Jimmy and you feel weird about it . Yeah its older people in new york and miami. In l. A. Its too young. My daughters in the back. I was going to one oak. And as im about to walk in these girls pull up. Oh my god jamie foxx im like, whats up . We go to school with your daughter oh. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats no good at all. Are you going in the club . No. Its a open house im going to. Jimmy jamie foxx is here. Hes 49. Well be right back [ cheers and applause ] at red lobsters lobster shrimp summerfest, lobster and shrimp are teaming up in so many new dishes. Like coastal lobster and shrimp, with shrimp crusted with kettle chips. Or new, overthetop lobster and shrimp overboard. But it cant last, so hurry in. I may be dead, but let me tell myou one last thing. 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