Choreograph that stuff. For such a highly choreographed film im not a highly choreographed person. Jimmy in general. No. Jimmy you save your best speech . Because you won the s. A ction g. Award. You wan at the golden globes. Do you hold Something Back for the economy award in this. What do you think i have a rolodex of speeches . Jimmy i dont know what you have. Thats my best one, im going to save that for this hypothetical situation jimmy the answer is no . No. Jimmy are there relatives or people you forget, i have to definitely mention this person when i get up there, if i get up there . I havent really fully thought all that through yet. Now ive got more to think about. Jimmy yeah i feel like you really im glad we had this conversation. Yeah, great. Jimmy youre going totally cold into this oscar show. We dont need another repeat of what happened at that table, at the golden globes. [ laughter ] your costar ryan gosling was here on the day you both got your hands and feet enshrined in cement across the street. That was a very cool day. Jimmy there are a lot of people with stars on hollywood boulevard. When they ask you to put your hands and the feet in thats serious. Its pretty crazy. Jimmy was it meaningful to you . Well, it became extra meaningful to me because now ive disparaged myself multiple times so i wont insult myself again. But i do want to let you know that i had no idea what the hell was going on. So i thought, theyre full. You know . Theyre full. Theyve got all the hand and footprints. Jimmy right. All the squares are full, yeah. This is just a fun little celebration, and they put it up in a museum somewhere. I dont know yes thought this. It wasnt explained to me, i dont think. Jimmy low selfesteem, maybe. I dont think so. Its like, thats a lot of cement. Its full. So when we went i was like, this is going to be a nice little nostalgic celebration, put our hands and the feet in the cement. Then theyre going to take it away and put it inside. They were like, heres your practice one. Then when you get out there for the real one and it stays out there, youll know what to do. What do you mean it stays out there . You know, at the theater. I had no idea, then i burst into tears and humiliated myself. Everybody was like, i dont understand how you didnt know this. Jimmy when you were a kid, did you come to hollywood and look at those hands and feet and the stars . When i was 12. You can go with a tourist and get your own little handprint thing. Jimmy you can . I brought it home and had it in my bedroom. Jimmy oh, wow. Do you still have it . Im sure i have it . Youve got to bring that. Ill bring that instead of my brother. Jimmy how old were you when you decided, this is it, im going to become a professional actor, this is what i want to do for my life . A professional actor . Hm, probably about 14 i would say. I was like i want to do this forever. Jimmy did your parents, were they supportive of that decision . They were very supportive because i had done a bunch of youth theater, they knew how much i loved it. When i sort of decided that that was it, they were yeah, they were very understanding. Jimmy they took you seriously . I dont know im certain my dad wouldnt even let me ride in the car when i was sick, but im certain that if you what happened to you when you were sick . What did you have to do . Jimmy i had vomit on me, he had a new dodge marada, so [ laughter ] i dont want to make this about you i am going to make it about me. Im trying to say, your parents are better than mine. [ laughter ] thats an incredibly nice thing to say. Jimmy well, not to my parents. Were going to take a break. 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Ive been to a million auditions and the i get interrupted because someone wants a sand win, or im crying and they start laughing, or theres people in the waiting room and theyre like me but prettier, and better, because maybe im not good enough. Yes, you are. No. No, maybe im not. You are. Maybe im thought. You are. Maybe im not. Jimmy you are, turns out. [ cheers and applause ] la la land in theaters now for which youre nominated for an academy award. I want to hear this story about your parents. Im telling you, which you told them youre going and thats it well, i didnt say it quite like that. Jimmy how did you say it . I made a little presentation for them. Jimmy by presentation, was this a video presentation . It was a power point presentation. [ laughter ] jimmy did you gather around your computer . Or did you have it projected on a wall . No, i wasnt that savvy. It was on my computer in my bedroom. And they came and sat on the bed and watched the power point. [ laughter ] jimmy at the end of the power point presentation they said, okay, you can do this . The end of it was, and then im going to wind up on jimmy couple bear and were going to talk about this [ cheers and applause ] jimmy a magical storybook ending. All winds up with a bow. Jimmy at the oscars luncheon today this was an hour go. Jimmy all the nominees gather to be photographed and eat lunch. Let zoom you see i dont know. Ohoh, ohoh. Jimmy look who sneaked into this one too. Its unbelievable. [ laughter ] whether hes welcome or not, hes everywhere. [ cheers and applause ] why did he get to sit in the front . You know, i dont know. Jimmy hes barely even nominated. Hes a producer. You know they dont do anything. [ laughter ] i think it still counts. Jimmy i dont think it counts as much. It should be like a short mini oscar that they give away for that one, you know what im saying . You watch the bachelor, who do you think nick is going to choose . Will he choose anyone . I dont know. Who do you think whos jumping out as the obvious choice . I dont find i dont see an obvious choice. Jimmy you dont. I dont. Jimmy my wife knows this stuff, she finds obvious choices. Who is she thinking . Jimmy she has got it down to well, narrowed it down vanessa. Jimmy yeah. From montreal . Jimmy vanessa from montreal. Well, i dont know if the word is win, shes going to wind up with a guy who was once on a reality show. [ laughter ] that would be winning. Jimmy id rather win a scooter. [ laughter ] you win a spouse. Jimmy they should do it, price is right style. And you win a spouse and you win a spouse jimmy or the cash equivalent, whichever you prefer. Well, congratulations to you on your oscar nomination. [ cheers and applause ] we have the oscars. Emma stone. See la la land in the theater. Be right back with Danny Amendola rn way to pay. And well end up in venice. Oh. Venice. Lets get the check. Nope i got it. You can use it online and whats with this one . 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Last night in houston, he scored 8 points in the 4th quarter, including a lastminute, gametying twopoint conversion to take his team into overtime. Brady. End zone, touchdown amendola for two toss to white. Hes in patriots win the super bowl jimmy from the super bowl champion new england patriots, please welcome Danny Amendola. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy first of all, thanks for being out here, quite a journey for you. Have you slept at all . Were you up all night . I was up late with snoop dogg . For real . Did they drug test you . No, were good, were good. Jimmy where was snoop dogg . He was just chilling. Was he at the party afterwards . Yeah. Jimmy well, hes always chilling. [ laughter ] he was running errands . So snoop dogg, who else was at that party besides the team . Lil wayne. Jimmy lil wayne, wow. Good group of guys. [ laughter ] jimmy did you spend any quality time with lil wayne . No, i didnt see him. A couple of my boys got to meet him, go on stage with him, party with him. Jimmy youre from that area. From the woodlands, north side. Jimmy did you have to get tickets for your family and friends and all that stuff . A lot. Jimmy how many tickets did you have to get . 22. Jimmy how do you do that . Buy them. Jimmy you buy them directly . You buy them directly from the league . Or does it reach a point you have to go patriots hire somebody to give them to you, i guess. Jimmy i see. Wow. I go through them. Jimmy is that a way that they keepi do from being driven crazy and having to hand out all your ticks and you can concentrate, stay focused . They do a good job of eliminating distractions and keeping it easy for players. Jimmy speaking of distractions, of all your freps you brought to the game, which is the most problematic, the one you were worried about like at the party . My teammate chris hogan. Lau [ laughter ] jimmy really . A super bowl win, he was obviously he played in buffalo. We played against him four years. He came over, had a great year, stole the show, caught a lot of passes. One of out of best players this year. And after the game he did some questionable activity. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, really . Thank you. You know what, i think thats good for him that you put that out there. [ laughter ] now we can keep an eye on him. We have a full offseason to recover. Jimmy a day like this, are you so happy that you dont play for the rams anymore . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i got a good agent. Jimmy roger goodell, the commissioner, did he come to the party . Was he invited to the party . I think we invited him. Jimmy really . Yeah. Jimmy oh, that would have been great. I dont know i dont know that he came, though. I was with snoop. [ laughter ] he wasnt there. Jimmy its just a magic puff of smoke as far as you know. Yeah. Jimmy you may have been a dragon for all you know. Yeah. Jimmy when your team is down, what, 213 at halftime. Then it went up to 283. Then as you know, dicky barrett, who claims to be a fan, left, he went home. What do you make of that, fans that leave . I dont get it. Jimmy nonbelievers. If yeah, we still got to be there, why do they get to leave . Jimmy ill let dicky think about that for a while. What goes through what are you guys talking about in the locker room at halftime when youre down that much . It was a lot of points. But you know, we wanted to focus on doing our job. Its kind of the slogan that coach belichick has within the locker room. When youre down by that much, you forget the scoreboard and try to stack as many good plays up as possible. Eightminute mark, are everybody knew we had a chance. Jimmy this is two touchdowns, we have to get both twopoint conversions yep. Jimmy then you score one of the i mean, when youre at the end of the game, so if you missed the game, you didnt see the game. Seconds remaining on the clock. And if you dont catch this twopoint conversion matt damon threw a great ball to me. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy catch this if you dont catch that ball, you guys lose. Its all on you. Does any part of you go, i hope he doesnt throw the ball to me i hope i throws it to somebody else . I knew the play call before we ran the play, when we were running the guys on the field, certain personnel. Whey this were doing defensively, matching up throughout the game, i knew the play call when we were getting that close into the red zone. On the 1, 2 yard line. I knew it was coming. It was a matter of executing. Jimmy in a moment like that, do you feel youre more or less likely to catch the ball . Do nerves play a role . Either way, good or bad . Aint got time for that. [ laughter ] jimmy dont have any time for that, yeah. I guess thats why you won. [ cheers and applause ] oh, we have the parade tomorrow. Yeah, the parade, duck boats, going down boylston, its going to be sweet. Jimmy that is going to be fantastic. Your girlfriend, will she be in the parade . She wont be in the parade but shell be watching. Jimmy i see. You wont let her out in the crowd of maniacs out in boston . Never, never would i let her out. Jimmy you would not. Thats probably a very wise idea. Shes got to work so she cant make it. Vacation soon. Jimmy okay, hey, congratulations. Thanks for coming all the way out here. [ cheers and applause ] one of the greatest games ever played. There you go. Danny amendola, everybody well be right back with muna. Hambone sally 22 hut hut tiki barber running a barber shop . Yes surprising. Yes whats not surprising . How much money david saved by switching to geico. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. Whos next . So im calling to see if you can help me save on my energy bill. We can do that. Great. I live in a postwar, prewar, midcentury home and the heating system is a turbine, hvac, reverse hydrogen, boiler pipe unit. 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Nightline is next but first, their album is called about u here with the song i know a place, muna i knew when you told me you dont wanna go home tonight and you tried to shrug it off when i asked why somebody hurt you somebody hurt you but youre here by my side and i knew cause i can recall when i was the one in your seat ive still got the scars and they occasionally bleed cause somebody hurt me somebody hurt me but im staying alive and i can tell when you get nervous you think being yourself means being unworthy and its hard to love with a heart thats hurting but if you want to go out dancing i know a place i know a place we can go where everyones gonna lay down their weapon lay down their weapon just give me trust and watch what happens cause i know i know a place we can run where everyones gonna lay down their weapon lay down their weapon dont you be afraid of love and affection just lay down your weapon right now its like youre carrying all