Nicky trump sat down with david muir for his First Official interview as president of the united states. Good news, the president after all has decided not to put his name on the flag. [ laughter ] so thats a step in the right direction. [ cheers and applause ] this was quite a coup for abc news. Donald trump doesnt usually like to talk about himself. [ laughter ] tonight we got insight into this normally elusive and camerashy individual. During the drew tonight President Trump among other things continued with his mysterious and puzzling claim that voter fraud cost him the popular vote in the election. He says 3 million to 5 million illegal voters chose hillary over him. He knows if thats true he still has to be president , right . [ laughter ] of course, you know, if you want to be president , winning the popular vote means nothing, only the electoral votes count. But it apparently means a lot to donald trump. He tweeted this morning, i will be asking for a Major Investigation into voter fraud, including those registered to vote in two states, those who are illegal and he goes on to another one, even those registered to vote who are dead, and many for a long time. [ laughter ] thats right, dead people voted. And i like that he added many for a long time, which makes it if newly dead people vote, you can forgive that. [ laughter ] they might have just forgotten theyre not alive. But if theyve been dead for a long time, theres really no excuse for it and it has to be stopped. [ laughter ] according to a report from the Brennan Center for justice, a nonpartisan law and Public Policy institute, the rate of voter fraud, the real rate in u. S. Elections, is betwee between. 00004 and. 00009 . In other words, about the same rate as the couples on the bachelor get married. [ laughter ] [ applause ] its a tiny percentage, but there will be a Major Investigation. He must get to the bottom of why he is stuck with this horrible job he didnt want. [ laughter ] theres no evidence to support it. If it did happen, if there was voter fraud, listen close. If you meddle with our president ial election, our president , President Trump, will find you and he will bring you to justice. Unless youre russian. Then its fine, do whatever you want. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] quite a day, amazing. Today trump said he believes in torturing prisoners. Which is bad news for melania. [ laughter ] and he signed an executive order to Start Construction of the wall hes been yelling about. He wants to build a 25 billion wall and he promised that although we might have to pay some money up front, mexico will reimburse us for it at some point in the future. Is it me or does this sound like an email scam from a nigerian prince . Mexicos going to pay us back. Once we build a wall theyre going to tape a check to a rock and throw it over. [ laughter ] he says they could get started on this wall in a couple of months which means i guess we have to put our plan into action. Guillermo . You know what to do, right . Okay. Very good. Weve been working on this for quite a while. Lets see what his time is. Perfect. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] well done. Very well done. Thank you, guillermo. Guillermo whos guillermo . My name is tucker from the valley. Jimmy right, sorry, im so student. Sorry, tucker from the valley. Hey, tucker what do you do for a living . Guillermo i am a computer assistant analyst. Jimmy okay. [ laughter ] jimmy analyst. Guillermo analyst. Jimmy nice to meet you, tucker. Guillermo nice to meet you, maybe we can play golf sometime. Jimmy yes, i would love to. I would love to playa golf. There have been a number of protests since the inauguration. This is from the university of washington in seattle where some antitrump demonstrators picked the wrong spot to let their voices be heard. Whos got the power . Weve got the power what kind of power . Equal power hey, hey hey this is library clam. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes not wrong. Id like to see all protests end like that. One possible candidate for the election in 2020 has already dropped out of the race. Facebook Ceo Mark Zuckerberg announced the rumors are untrue. He has no plan to run for president. Although he is planning to buy the white house and turn it into a play room for his daughter. But Mark Zuckerberg also recently said hes no longer an its yist. Which is interesting. He changed relationship status with god to its complicated. [ laughter ] i would applaud the idea of Mark Zuckerberg running for office. I think its high time we had a president with a home perm. [ laughter ] at the vatican today, arnold schwarzenegger, you remember him, provided the world with one of the great photo ops of alltime. Arnold met with pope francis. Thats real. Or as arnold called him, pump fracas. Interesting meeting, because arnold doesnt speak english i mean spanish never mind. He doesnt speak english. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] hey, heres someone pope francis should look into get income touch with. Theres a pastor in south africa, his name is pastor november. Pastor november is working miracles that defy any kind of reasonable anything. [ laughter ] jimmy wow, wow. Thats just amazing. Maybe we dont need to replace obama care after all. [ laughter ] heres more of pastor november and his magic shoe. Jimmy the new yeezys are really incredible. Remember hatchimals, the toy that was so popular last month, is now probably on the floor of your kids closet . It was very hard to get over the holid holid holidays. Its an egg you rub and watch over and eventually a little creature pops out. According to a new Class Action Lawsuit against the company that makes them, hatchimals dont always hatch. Lawyers representing a group of customers who claim the animal never came out of the egg. The animal is supposed to emerge after about 25 minutes of rubbing it. More if the hatchimal has been drinking, but give or take a half hour. [ laughter ] for some parents, it didnt. And the lawyer who happens to be one of the guys who represented Michael Jackson said the damage could be upwards of 1 billion. Because the stuffed animal didnt come out of the egg. That is i mean, listen. Those are the breaks. My slinky didnt always slink. We didnt sue over it. I guess in an effort to head this off at the pass the company that makes hatchimals is rebranding the toy as an educational tool, and hopefully to lower expectations. A magical egg that will capture your childs imagination. Wow. No one knows where its from. Cool or whats inside. And no one ever will. With disappointmentivemals which teaches kids that life doesnt always go the way you planned it. 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You can find the right house and the right neighborhood for you. Trulia. The house is only half of it. Jimmy hi there, welcome back to the show. Martin short, Edgar Ramirez, and music from Lady Antebellum is on the way. First in this time of Great National uncertainty one thing is for sure, that is that babies are adorable, especially babies with lots of hair. With that said it is time to power up our big cisco screen, the wall of america, to play big hair baby bingo [ cheers and applause ] lets bring them up on the screen. Now guillermo, if you would be so kind as to bring my bingo operator. I like this look, we could stick with this for a while. Guillermo tucker, sir, tucker. Jimmy what . Tucker, sorry, yes. Its tucker, not talker. Guillermo talker jimmy like tuck your shirt in, not talk your shirt in. Guillermo talker. Jimmy lets spin the hopper and meet some kids if we could. Here we go. Our first kid is alex. Alex, wheres alex . Alex from katy, texas. Hello. By the way, thats exactly what my hair looked like in junior high school. Alex is 10 months old . Yes. Jimmy oh, wow. Alex is a girl, right . Yep. Jimmy okay, i just guessed by the color of the sippy cup. Great . Your husband is a man, yes . I guess, by the beard . I think so. Jimmy do people remark upon alexs Hair Everywhere she goes . Oh, yeah. Oh my god, everywhere. People want to touch it. They ask if i put stuff in it. Jimmy honestly it looks like a member of reo speedwagon. [ laughter ] great. Jimmy whats the plan . Are you going to leave it . Are you going to let it grow loose and free . Yeah, we kind of we have to trim the back because shes got a mullet going back here. [ laughter ] well leave it in front because its curly. Jimmy i think we have to blame dad for that hair. Shes very cute. Yeah, id say grow it out. I mean, really. Right, right. Jimmy spectacular head of hair. Lets go to the hopper again. Thank you, guys. Thank you, alex. [ cheers and applause ] lets see, who do we have . Braden. Braden, where are you . I think this kid is part muppet. Hi, braden, how you doing . Hi, braden. Hello. Can you see me . Yep, i can see you. Jimmy is bradens hair, is that styled in that fashion . Or does it come out like that . Kind of depends on the day. Some days it lays down, some days it doesnt. Jimmy its going in a lot of Different Directions at once. It is. Jimmy it reminds me of culios hair, i dont know if you remember. Wow. Was his hair this thick when he came out . Yeah, actually. They styled it into a fau fauxhawk right after he was born, the nurses did. Jimmy thats eric hosmer, right . Yeah, we love our royals. Jimmy there he is. There it is in a fauxhawk. To celebrate the royal in the world series. He popped out about nine months after the world series. Jimmy oh, boy. Its an exciting time here. Jimmy yeah, i know. Thanks for showing us your hair. All right, thank you, guys. [ cheers and applause ] lets go to the hopper. Im not sure why we have a hopper put we do. I mean, nobody wins. And i can never work the [ bleep ] hopper. All right. Marjorie, wheres marijuanary . Marjorie. You are on big hair baby bingo now thats that is some head of hair there. I mean, thats very thick hair. Marjorie, why is marchry crying . Her eyes are running, shes fine. Jimmy are other babies jealous of her big luxurious hair . Yes, lots of people are jealous, not just babies. Jimmy i would think so. 3 months old . Wow, shes big, isnt she. Well, her hair is big. Jimmy how much did she weigh when she came out, marjorie . She was 710. Jimmy how much of that was hair . 90 . Jimmy you didnt split it up . She looks like guillermos son benji. Guillermo thats right. Jimmy she does for real. Thank you, marjorie. I think we have time for one more. Lets go to our stupid hopper. Camilla. Camilla, where are you, camilla . Oh, wow, look at camilla. Camilla, is that camillas brother too . Yes. Jimmy whats your name . Tristain. Jimmy tristain, did you have that same kind of hair when you were camillas age . I dont know. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Wow. Camilla, youve got quite a head of hair on you. Did people notice your hair a lot when you guys are out . Oh, yeah, people say that she has a wig. Jimmy wow. Were you drinking rogaine when you were pregnant . Both these kids have very good hair. Thank you. Jimmy do people really think shes wearing a wig . Yeah, we get it a lot. We have a picture where it really does look like a wig on her. Jimmy well, it looks like a wig on her right now. All right, thank you to camilla. Thank you to all our babies. We have Something Special for all of you. Each of you, for participating tonight, gets a gift card to dry bar. [ laughter ] so go get a blowout on us, all right . Get one for tristain too. So next time were looking for celebrity lookalike babies. If you have a baby that looks like someone famous, post a current picture on facebook or twitter or instagram, mybabylookslike if your baby does look like that hollywood person, we may put you on the show. Thanks again, babies. We have a good show for you tonight. Music from Lady Antebellum, Edgar Ramirez is here. Be right back with martin short [ cheers and applause ] dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by divided on gsn the game show network. United they win, divided, they could lose it all. Moto. Its time to reimagine the smart phone. Snap on a speaker. A projector. A camera that actually zooms. Get excited world. The moto z with motomods. Get 50 off on moto z droid. It helps put some distance. Between you and temptation. Clinically proven to help reduce hunger between meals. From metamucil, the 1 doctor recommended brand. First thblades. Shaving. Sharp and precise. Then gillette shielding. Comfy lubrication before and after. And also cooling. Oooh. I got goosebumps. Gillette proshield chill with lubrication before and after the blades. Shields and cools while you shave. Proshield chill from gillette. The best a man can get. Proshield. Available with or without chill. Jimmy tonight, from the new Matthew Mcconaughey movie gold, Edgar Ramirez is here. Then, they are a they, not a she this is their new single. Its called you look good music from Lady Antebellum. Tomorrow night, samuel l. Jackson will be here, jason momoa will join us, and well have music from kehlani. Please join us then. Our first guest is one of the funniest men alive, it says so right on his license plate you can see him alongside steve martin in an evening you will forget for the rest of your life, the tour kicks off february 10 in this sarasota and the 11th in clearwater. Please welcome martin short [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it is wonderful to see you always. Wow that enthusiastic applause reminds me of my ring tone. [ laughter ] thank you so much for that fitting ovation, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so much effort. Thank you for being here. I think the last time i saw you, i hope you dont mind me mentioning this, was at your house. It was. Jimmy it was a tree trimming party. A tree trim. Jimmy which is very old school. Very old school. No one touched the tree. The tree was empty by the end of the night. Jimmy youre right, no one trimmed the tree. No one trimmed the tree. Jimmy its a pain in the ass to trim the tree, really. Well, it is. But it was fun, it was festive. You were just hilarious. Party. You had a lot of you were yes, i did. Jimmy it was like the golden globes, it was crazy. Do you mind if i mention some of the people . I wish you w who i know. Jimmy threequarters of the cast of sctv. Katherine ohara, jane thomas, eugene levy, diane keaton was there. Rrr jimmy larry david. Larry david, i can do an impersonation of everyone that was there. Diane keaton. So god i mean, yes. Jimmy jj abrahams. Keep going. Jimmy tom hanks was there. Tom hank was there. Some people p han you. In your company i whelmed. Jimmy i like whelmed. Nothing over, just i was thinking about you on the uber pool ride over. [ laughter ] immy nice people . Well, yeah. I mean talky talky. You know, i like to make extra cash. [ laughter ] but i was thinking about, you know, of all the people that i admire in show business, youre very close to being one of those. [ laughter ] jimmy really . A few more years . Sean spicerhis is the in did he sayhat, wow. He wouldnt lie, that guy. [ laughter ] no lying there. I went to y party at your home. Jimmy that istrue, yes. And you know there were kinds of celebriti there. First of all, having a cash bart do people nt here . Not so much. Jimmy oh. Boy can kfc cater. [ laughter ] that was a beautiful spread. But he has my god, you walk in the room, theres octomom. [ laughter ] jy the way. Shes wonderful, okay. Blac chyna and Rob Kardashian are there. [ laughter ] flo from the progressive commercials. Jimmy shes a lot of fun. The bacon brother, but not kevin. [ laughter ] jimmy hank bacon. Jim bacon. No, its very i love that we we are very, actually people say this a lotnw business but this is true, we are very good friends. That is and we do have fun. Any time i have a party jimmy always says, maybe i should bring my pajamas. He is literally the last person to leave. Jimmy i like to analyze the party after the party has happened. Absolutely. Then we go to different locations. We go down the front garden lets analyze from it this end jimmy sometimes ill go into your trophy room and take all the trophies out and put them on the tables. I had a dinner party in november and there were tables outside. And he left for a bit and came with all my awards and put them around different peoples tables. Jimmy there were a lot of awards, congratulations on all of those. I took a couple home, you didnt even notice. [ applause ] speaking of awards the. The only thing im missing is my dayt