It is i moved on because i was wrong and i think he never apologized for it and never acknowledged he was wrong about it and did allow it to hang out there five years. Some people think she and these are prior to the debate items and issues that she is too stiff and too much into the facts and not warm enough and also not actually engaging with people, a little distant did you feel she was able to have a few moments with the camera with mr. Holt . She did monica but the first 30 minutes or so i was shocked almost it was robotic and lawyerly and people can say that is setting them up, most people watch the debate for 2030 minutes, i dont think they watched her at the very end, i thought the very end the last ten minutes or so was more engaging and just was surprised that Hillary Clinton didnt confront him early on at different points on some of these personal issues, it was a lawyerly like approach and i dont think that is effective for us. Some people thought he looked rattled at the end outside opinions in the interim especially when she mentioned his response to how women look and whether they are fat, ugly, pregnancy is an inconvenience that kind of thing did he look rattled to you . Look at some thirdparty looking at this you have to say honestly he looked and came in strong, he looked down at the end and i think the fact that frankly the fact that this was a real mistake for him when the debate was over she stayed on the stage. Handshake. Shaking hands with the audience and looking like a victory lap and he did that quickly and left and that is a real mistake because that is the image you are frozen with at the end and had 34 minutes with herself with bill and the kids. So the unspoken is also very important as part of the package. Imaging of the whole thing. Did you find that in the end anything change from all the other times we watched the debate other people certainly they had never debated each other and seen each other in a long time did you five donna anything about them emerged that was a surprise to you . Most important thing that i think was emerged was how everyone talks about how hillary is so unlikable and on stage with the one man who could make her seem more likable than anyone else probably in the world. The other thing that i think is important i would actually in a virtual debate party with a bunch of women African American women, white women, sanders supporters and watching their commentary, i mean the commentary was fascinating, bigly is not a word. So there were nuisances to commentaries about trump that i think were important. I think there was more attention paid to substantively how he is presenting himself and just doesnt come across as president ial. Sparred a couple times with the moderator lester holt did that. I thought he was being donald trump he is accustom to being in charge but i did think that Hillary Clinton had a really good point when she made the response at the end and im for getting what i was about to say. Sorry. In the beginning. We will come back. Do you know what is interesting because him wearing this sounds silly but also something they put a lot of thought in her coming out in a red outfit. Vibrant and she usually wears blue and him coming out in a blue tie. Interesting. He is trying to dial it back, they are expecting red donald lets go this way blue it will be pacific and calmer being it looked like he lost energy, he did not look like he thought he did well at the end and some of the posts. Face had. Didnt look as confident and she kept smiling. Caution out of this and i did not see him as appearing reckless and not a lot of putin talk and not a lot of Nuclear Weapons and all this stuff and brusky and cras and heard that before and wait to see what the public says about it. Missteps . Did you think anybody looked. From his backers point of view there was reckless commentary around Nuclear Weapons saying something wild on i. S. I. S. Or this putin, there was avoidance of that so the stuff back and forth and next debate will be interesting with women and what we say with bill clinton is what we say. We will take a break and sorry to interrupt but stay with us. Welcome back to our post debate coverage and im Monica Malpass and thanks for being with us and hope you enjoy it so far and polls and predebate there was a cnn poll showing Hillary Clinton 45 of the vote if it were today and donald trump and one percent differential and neck and neck and obviously pennsylvania has always been clinton country if you will and has been losing ground with a samplingly 3. 5 but 45 minutes after the debate the twitter poles 14060 hillary 51, donald 31 and neither winning at 18 that is the key number the neither they both need those extra votes and turnout is going to be key because if people feel like i dont like either of them my vote doesnt matter why bother that is going to matter don. Mrs. Clinton in philadelphia and president obama won by 590 and if she doesnt do that and i dont think the excitement and sense the excitement with trump and the rest of the state and i dont sense it in the coward counties for trump yet and i dont know if tonight helped with that. Do you think some of the base energized to go out and get the vote going. If you are into trump you did not leave this feeling whoa and on the other side you are energized and the news is the 400 pound hacker on his bed and hacking. Its not putin. I dont know why he is fighting that one and could be putin who knows. Defend overweight folks in america final words from george. What i think of the clinton and clinton supporters will like from the twitter feed over 50 you are pretty excited about your numbers because the 18 can go where it wants if you keep the 51. If you had to call it today who did the best . Hillary rocked it. Even though she looked a little quiet or nervous at the beginning. Strategic move on her part and let donald be donald and wear himself out and is consistently president ial in her presentation and think she rocked it. See what the post and the polls say tomorrow about this thank you so much to george and donna to don and brian thank you for your time and thank you so much for watching and we will have much more on action news tomorrow im Monica Malpass have a good evening. Dicky from hollywood its Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight, the cast of mast are minds. Zach galifianakis, owen wilson. Kristen wiig, Vice President ial hopeful tim caine and music from the lumineers. And now, back by popular demand, heres jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, everybody. Im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. Thank you for joining us. Tonight the main event from Hofstra University in hempstead, new york, donald trump versus Hillary Clinton in the first of three president ial debates. It was a long 90 minutes. But the results are in. And not a single voter changed their mind. [ laughter ] a huge waste of time. Its very hard to believe that there are still undecided voters. The choice is pretty orange and white. [ laughter ] this was expected to be the mostwatched debate ever. The ratings were expected to rank up with the finale of cheers, the finale of m. A. S. H. , for real. Makes sense, in a way this election feels liable the Series Finale of america. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i watched a lot of analysis. The experts said in order to win, Hillary Clinton had to project an image of competence, experience, wisdom, health, and vitality, without coming off as angry, bookish, or overbearing. Donald trump had to not mention his penis. [ laughter ] so i feel like this should have been this would have been better on pay per view. You can bet on this like a sporting event. Not on the winner, the winner wont be announced until tomorrow nights results show but you can make a prop bet on things like will donald trump mention bill clinton . Yes was the favored. You had to bet 210 to win 100 for yes. Will Hillary Clinton mention Melania Trump . Yes, bet 100 to win 300. These are not jokes. This is for real. Total number of times the word racist or racism is used by either candidate, over 2 1 2 times, 165 to win 100, under 2 1 2 times its complicated. Number of times the word liar or lying is used by either candidate, over 5 1 2 135, under 5 1 2 plus 105. Another yes no, will trump say crooked hillary . No 185 to win 100. What will the candidates do when they meet onstage for the first time . Shake hands, no embrace, you have to bet 350 to win 100 on that. No physical contact with each other, 100. If they dont touch, 350. Hug with no kiss, plus 400. Hug and kiss on the cheek, 100 to win 800. And have hot and crazy rage sex. If you bet 100 you win the trump hotel of your choice. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i dont think there are too many people who would disagree this has been and is the most controversial and heated election of our lifetimes. The stakes are very high. Especially for clinton and trump, who you know, whoever wins in november will get to do things like this. This is president obama today. Being decked out by native americans at the white house. At the tribal nations conference. Usually obama has a strict no headwear policy. But you see very clearly this is a man who does not give a rats ass anymore. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, really. You know, this debate was a Major Television event. And theres pressure to appear to know whats going on, to be informed. So we went on the streets and asked people what they thought of the debate last night. Of course the debate wasnt last night. Its tonight. And this was done hours before the candidates took the stage. So theres no way any of these people should have an opinion on what happened. But did that stop them from weighing in . Oh, no, it did not. In this special debate edition of lie witness news. The big news is last nights debate. Who do you think did a better job, Hillary Clinton or donald trump . I think Hillary Clinton did, actually. She made a lot more valid points. Donald trump had his valid points as well. What impressed you the most about Hillary Clintons performance last night at the debate . Impressed me . Her poise, her confidence . I liked her poise. I liked her poise. She was very poiseful. What did you think of that moment when donald trump challenged hillary to do pullups on the pullup bar he brought out . I thought it was funny. Because, i mean, come on, hillary i could barely do a pullup. But she did. Yeah, right, so she proved him wrong. Hes just like kind of ignorant. Hes all about like showcasing. Were you surprised last night duri during the debate when donald trump said hed only use Nuclear Weapons if he was real pissed off . That will be more than just his call. Hes going to have some good advise advisers. I think that will work out. Were you surprised when donald trump screamed at Hillary Clinton, liar, liar, pantsuit on fire . Wasnt that expected, though . I saw it on social media. So hes acting as always. Was it cute after the closing statements they gave each other that cute little kiss that peck on the lips . Barely. It was. Like it showed that theres like peace between the two parties. But it kind of was fake. Yeah. Kind of like the entire debate. Right. Which didnt happen. Right. So i mean you just never know. I mean, right now im really confused. No, no, wait yeah, whatd you say . I said that the debate didnt happen. Oh. What about Donald Trumps debate spoke to you . Made his points clearly, honestly, showed more leadership than i expected. Is honesty important to you and your son . It is to both of us. Do you have an honest dad . Yeah. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy as you may know, i am currently in the midst of an historic run to be the next Vice President of the united states. Of america. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] i am running without a mate. I am mateless. Neither of the candidates picked me. Which was a mistake. They both admitted that privately. Just because i did not get tapped, just because my name isnt on a Bumper Sticker with clinton or trump, it doesnt mean im giving up. Quite the contrary. Let me tell you something about me. When other people give up, i get up. When other people concede, i proceed. Thats right. When they throw in the towel, i go on the prowl. [ cheers and applause ] when they wave the white flag have i should i keep going . Im not on anyones ticket but im not sitting down. I issued a challenge to Hillary Clintons running mate senator tim kaine, lets go head to head, and he accepted on one condition, we had to find a neutral site. After a lot of back and forth we found a place we could both agree on. Buffalo wild wings. Game on senator, we finally meet. I do feel a little bad that ive been in your way. Jimmy and you should. Its good to sit down and hash it out a little bit. Jimmy yeah, i like that. Im a person that likes to sit down and hash things out. Especially if we have chicken wing in the middle of us. So i mean, whats your plan for the country . Well, you know, stronger together. Hillary and i, we got a good plan to build an economy that works for all Jimmy Hillary and i would have a good plan too. Im always into good ideas. We got to win this thing. Any advice for me . Jimmy i propose that we have the monday after super bowl off. From work. Super bowl monday. Hows that hit you . I wish id thought of it. Jimmy i wish you had too. I believe we all wish you had. It would be very popular if we could do that. Jimmy it would be very popular. Its why i thought of it. Where do you stand on social media . You know, im not exactly the most savvy guy. Im kind of a jimmy my thought on that is were spending too much time on it as a country, its affecting our productivity. I think you get two posts a day, thats it. More than two . For each time you spend one day in county jail. Can i maybe improve your plan a little bit . Jimmy good luck but yeah. Two a day but with an exception for unlimited if its about sports or if theres animals in it. Jimmy ill give you sports. I dont want to see more of peoples pets. You dont, okay. Jimmy its enough already. It gets old. Jimmy during march madness, isnt it weird that gambling is illegal . Shouldnt we maybe have a amnesty period then . Yeah, i mean, i think that makes a lot you know. Join a march madness pool, i know i do. Jimmy youre violating the law . If i was betting when i was joining one, i would be. Jimmy youre not betting . You never gambled illegally . If i was betting when i did it, it would be violation of the law. Jimmy i see, youre a bit of an outlaw, interesting. Phone books. The yellow pages. How is this still happening . How is it still happening . Do you 7 say, man, im being sued for libel and fraud, i better go to the yellow pages. You dont even find escorts there anymore. I do. I mean jimmy trust me on this. I will trust you. Jimmy water fountains. I dont know. Jimmy when was the last time you drank out of a water fountain . I would say probably at elementary school. Jimmy stickers on fruit. Where do you stand on those . Ive jimmy i probably have 1,300 stickers on my body right now from apples. Are you supposed to get the sticker and trace it to its point of origin . I thought it mattered to some of you guys in california, knowing the tree where the apple came from. Jimmy yeah, no, we need to know which tree it was. Very organic here. Yes. How often do you go to concerts . I go to maybe four, five a year. Jimmy my idea is, concert audiences would be organized by height. Short people in the front. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Yeah . But then hold up the phone and tape it . You get sent to the back. [ cheers and applause ] i dont have an argument with you about that. I dont have an argument. Jimmy i didnt think you would because it makes perfect sense. Its called common sense. Its something i have a lot of. I feel right now like you would vote for me for Vice President. You know, i frankly think you are probably superior to me. Its just that when hillarys making a choice, she had a couple of criteria. Looks was a big important thing to her. Jimmy was it . There are other things. That was one of the things she said. Jimmy i never thought about that, yeah. Wow. I think theres only one way for us to settle this. Wingeating contest . Jimmy no. No . Jimmy harmonica battle. If thats the way its going to be. Jimmy that is the way its going to be. Okay. Lets see here. Jimmy oh. Im already outgunned. All right. Okay. Do you want to start . Jimmy let me have it. Jimmy i get it, i get it, its very cute. Its called democratic donkey. Oh my gosh. All right, i got to call hillary. Jimmy yeah, give her a call. Oh my gosh. Is this who i think this is . Jimmy that is who you think it is. Look who popped in, john popper. Thats how much i love this country. John popper. Man. Jimmy if you want to jam we should do it, right . Jimmy thanks to tim kaine, he was very gracious. John popper too. We have a great show, Zach Galifianakis, owen wilson, kristen wiig are here. Kristen is on the roof of our building. Hi, kristen. Dont jump i know its very hot, im sorry youre up there. But over on the other building across the street are zach and owen. When we come back, were going to play Long Distance charades. 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