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To cleveland for well, possibly for the rest of the summer. [ laughter ] game five will take place in oakland if necessary, but lets be honest, are any of these games really necessary . Fun, yeah. But necessary . Not even slightly [ applause ] this is do or die time for cleveland. The warriors have been dominant so far. They won by 33 points in game two. They won by such a big margin they actually get to roll some of their points over into game three. [ applause ] [ laughter ] a cell phone plan. Ill tell you, i am not much of a basketball player, but i am pretty sure i could i lose to golden state by 33 points, maybe even 43 points [ laughter ] for all the focus on steph curry and klay thompson, golden state has been powered so far, primarily by their supporting cast. Draymond green had 28 points in game two. The cavaliers have to find a way to slow him down. Because you know when you slow him down, it comes out like this [ slowed down speech ] they say youre better than the bulls, like you, you will never play them. You know, its two completely different eras, you know, so i dont really get off into the are we the best team of all time. [ laughter ] i am trying to win rings. [ applause ] jimmy draymond on dramamine. You know, the weird thing for me about watching these games is when you realize that the players are younger than you are and then as you get even older its depressing, because it occurs to you they could be your kids at the age difference. We have a tendency to forget it, because were screaming at these players, but some of them are very, very young. I mean, could you imagine having to hold a press conference when you were this age . You guys had 17 assists on this game tonight, did you were you happy with the flow of the offense . It seemed like you and kyrie a lot of times were taken it upon yourself to try to score for it. [ laughter ] go ahead on the right side. Steph, over here. Torek from afghanistan basketball. There was a moment late in the game where you hit a three. You turned around and you threw your mouthpiece [ laughter ] any more questions . Thanks, guys. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have a protonpacked show for you tonight, the cast of ghostbusters is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] melissa mccarthy, kristen wiig, Kate Mckinnon, and leslie jones are with us unfortunately slimer couldnt be here, hes off getting vetted to become Donald Trumps running mate. [ laughter ] today is actually ghostbusters day june 8th is ghostbusters day. If you kill a ghost today, you get a free Silver Dollar pancake at ihop [ cheers and applause ] not really, dont go there and ask for one. [ laughter ] the nba, you know the nbas been around for a very long time. 1949 the baa and the nbl merged to form the nba, what we have now. And the game has obviously changed a lot over the years and so we invited a basketball historian tonight to share some insight on how it has changed and i think you will find this both educational and entertaining. What up . Its your boy, snoop dogg. Lets check out some old school basketball. As you see theyre taking the ball out, no shot clock. Quick pass inbounds. This is before black men were able to play basketball. As you see theres no jumping, no dunking, no heroics. This is just basic basketball. 1954, thats probably before black people had tv, so we werent tripping. [ laughter ] lay up. Foul. Plus one, free throw. Lets see how he shoots his free throw. I bet he shoots it i bet he shoot it granny style. [ laughter ] i knew it was the underhand [ bleep ] free throw. Go ahead, granny. Thats why there wasnt any black men out there, i couldnt have played in this game. And that was the nba finals, 1954, syracuse versus minneapolis. Who won . Who cares . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, snoop. We have to take a break, but still ahead on our game night special, from ghostbusters, melissa, kristen, kate and leslie will be here and well be right back with guillermos hunt for lebron james at nba media day. So stick around. [ cheers and applause ] no more accidents. No more disasters. Where would state farm be . Here. To help with college. Here. For that first car. And here. For new beginnings. Because in a world where nothing went wrong, your state farm agent will still be right here. Helping make life go completely right. After as their getaway car,t of foua new development e a prius prius owners from all over america have descended on the chase hi to play what appears to be an automotive shell game with authorities. Its total confusion down here. The prius 4 have literally vanished. Theyre just gone. [laughing] i dont think anyone could have predicted this. Toyota. Lets go places. Jimmy well, hello again. We are back with another nba game night special. The cast of ghostbusters is still to come. You know, its an nba finals tradition for us, well for them, the players will gather for what they call media day. So that big groups of reporters from all over the world can have a chance to ask questions. And for the past five years, weve been sending guillermo, who is our top journalist at the show. [ laughter ] hes actually our Sports Bureau chief. [ applause ] dont get too excited, because every year he tries to get an interview with lebron james and every year lebron snubs him. He ignores him. He walks right past guillermo. If hes yelling his name, he goes right past you. [ audience aws ] [ laughter ] i dont know why he talks to a lot of other people. So will this be the year that lebron james finally gives in to guillermo . Lets find out in this special report from nba media day. Lebron james is back in the finals and guess what . Me too. I am back. And this year i am going to talk to lebron. I brought a stool. [ laughter ] last year, he was a [ bleep ]. That one time he was a real jerk with me. Lebron, can you take a selfie with me . [ laughter ] the other time he ignored me. Lebron, lebron, lebron, lebron i am coming for you. I am coming for the king. [ laughter ] follow me its hard to imagine any corner of our crowded world where a giant manlike creature could roam free. Yet theres Persuasive Evidence that urban man may be close to his first meeting with this living legend. [ laughter ] hey, lebron. Just one question. Lebron, right here. Just one question, lebron. [ laughter ] lebron, are we okay . We okay . Kevin, Kevin Kevin Kevin can you tell lebron i am talking to him . Kevin kevin, can you tell lebron i want to ask him a question . Hey lebron, just one question. Thats lebron right there. This time, i will take no for an answer. Hey, Kevin Guillermo hey, how are you . I am all right, my friend. How are you . Doing great. Hey, kevin your name is love. Yes. What do i have to do for lebron to love me . Lebron to love you . Yeah. Try to sneak into some team photos. Oh, yeah . Yeah. Okay, i am going to do that. Great idea. Thank you. You got it. And good luck. Can i give you a hug . Yeah, give me a hug, give me some love. Is it fun to be tall . It is fun to be tall. Yeah . Yeah. I wrote this letter for lebron and i want to make sure he gets it. Were going to get to the bottom were going to get to the bottom of this. Thats right. I wrote this letter for lebron. Okay. Can you give it to him . Its right here, look wait, wait. You want him to write you back too . Yeah. You want me to read it or no . Yeah, you can read it. Yeah, read it. [ laughter ] i think this is valentines date for sure. You will give it to him . I got you. Yeah . Yeah, i got you. All right. Wow, what a nice guy. [ laughter ] not like lebron. I think hes reading my note. Look at him. [ laughter ] hes really thinking about it. [ laughter ] happy there were healthy guys whove done their jobs for us, getting in the weight room, getting rest after games, getting rest before games hi, i am here with jumper. [ laughter ] back again. Whats wrong with lebron . What do you mean whats wrong with him . Nothing, hes just trying to win a game, thats all. Whats wrong . We just trying to win ball games. Oh, yeah, can i practice . Practice what . For my interview. Here you put this on, like this and ill pretend i am talking i am talking to lebron. [ laughter ] i was mean to you last year, so i apologize. Yeah, you were mean to me last year. I didnt know. You aint even got no eye things. Hey lebron, you think youre tough . Youre not tough, i am more tough than you. Thats right. [ laughter ] whats your problem, dude . Dont be so mean to me. Are you going to make trainwreck 2 . I dont know, well see whats in the works for me. Oh, okay. Thank you very much. Yeah, man, thanks for having me. [ light laughter ] oh, i got to go, sorry. [ laughter ] were done. Were done. Lebron, finally. [ audience aws ] well, there you have it, another year, another year with lebron james, that jerk. Byebye, see you next year. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy very nice. Sorry, guillermo, i dont know what to tell you. Well be right back with the ghostbusters [ cheers and applause ] whats it like to be in good hands . Like finding new ways to be taken care of. Home, car, Life Insurance obviously, ohhh. But with added touches you cant get everywhere else, like claim free rewards. Or safe driving bonus checks. Even a claim satisfaction guaranteeeeeeeeeee in means Protection Plus unique extras only from an expert allstate agent. Its good to be in, good hands. whispers rocket if you travel as much as i do, you travel a lot. In obvious. Because i do. Thats why i use hotels. Com. They make finding and booking a room simple so i can spend more time doing other things. Like packing. 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Do you feel like ghostbusters . I mean, was there moment where you said was it when you put the uniform on, that you said, were ghostbusters. We all said it to each other. This is exactly what we did, were ghostbusters. I was a little crazy. The suit for sure, and probably the first scene where we had an actual ghost. Even at the camera test theres real ghost in it shh. Jimmy driving around in the ectomobile, was that meaningful in any way . Is that something that is exciting . It was exciting, i had to drive it, and i am not a good driver. [ laughter ] really, really bad. They had to you know you have to land it at a certain place, because thats the mark where the camera is. And i thought i can do i am a stunt driver and i can do this. We were scared. And i overshot the runway by like yeah, we were scared. By like 12 feet every time. You do you do so many things so well [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats not one of them. Jimmy a lot of these guys, who terrific fellas. Yeah, who seem to have, i dont know, maybe very empty lives are upset because they say, oh, we cant have female ghostbusters. Because only men can fight imaginary ghosts in a makebelieve movie. [ boos ] [ laughter ] yeah, baby. Then what they dont say when theyre typing is that like one minute after they type their moms like get upstairs and take out the garbage. Youre 45 years old. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i think youre probably more right than even people would believe. Yes. Jimmy but i will say this certainly dan aykroyd, bill murray and ernie hudson, these guys gave you the ultimate endorsement, by being a part of the film. And who gives a crap about anybody else at that point, really, right . [ cheers and applause ] did you become very close as a group . Lie and say yes, even if you didnt. No, no, we did. Jimmy you did . You cant go through Something Like that and not be bonded for life. Jimmy leslie, who do you like most . [ laughter ] because i know, like you guys have done a movie together and snl connection and everything. Say me. Jimmy who do you like most in the group, and be honest please . None of them. Jimmy none of them. [ laughter ] i plan on killing them off and just being the only ghostbuster. [ laughter ] naw, i love them all. I think i might have learned the most from kristen though. cause i am trying to find a man. [ cheers ] jimmy oh, kristen was instructing you . And she taught me well, she told me that if i sat down and wrote a list, cause thats how she got her boyfriend. Yeah, well its not how, its jimmy of guys . No i am saying, okay so when i was single, someone told me to make a list. Youve heard this. Jimmy no. [ laughter ] peoples heads arent moving either yes or no. Jimmy no, not yet. Oprah did it once. No, you make a list of who you think the guy is going to be. Not like a wish list, but just like who do i feel like jimmy like the qualities . Youre just putting it out in the universe. Yeah, exactly. Jimmy and what was on your list . [ laughter ] oh, theres a real list. I carry it around with me all the time. [ laughter ] its four pages long. Jimmy oh, my gosh. All right, well, maybe, maybe this will work. My man, which camera do i look at . Good kisser. Jimmy mmhmm. Good breath. Nice teeth, not perfect but white and clean. [ cheers and applause ] thats good, thats good. Thats nice. Nice hair, not perfect, but not balding. [ laughter ] nice butt. Like six guys just got up and theyre like, its genetic. [ laughter ] jimmy i know each thing i hear, i check myself off. I go, oh, yeah, i guess i wouldnt be on the list. Good in bed. Good, generous lover. Freak, but not creepy. [ laughter ] a nice penis, not too big. Nice. And circumcised and functioning. Jimmy okay. All the time. Jimmy oh, all the time . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] if you dont mind were going to take a break, if you have more things she has a lot more. Jimmy are there any men oh, my god. Look, just pick one. [ cheers and applause ] hes cute. He got on a pink hat though. Jimmy speak another language . He got a pink hat on. Jimmy oh, my god. Is that a pink hat . Pink is good. I dont know if i like that. No. How old are you . I turn 21 in two months. Oh. [ laughter ] jimmy not circumcised either. 20yearsolds steal from you, they steal from you. Jimmy he also has a weird penis, i saw it before the show. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] all right, were going to take a break. The cast of ghostbusters is here. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] gary, gary, gary. I am proud of you, my man. Making simple, smart cash back choices. With quicksilver from capital one. Youre earning unlimited 1. 5 cash back on every purchase, everywhere. Like on that new laptop. Quicksilver keeps things simple, gary. And smart, like you and i like that. I guess i am pretty smart. Dont let that go to your head, gary. Whats in your wallet . 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Those are moms. Has anybody seen my pants . Lasts up to two times longer. Put those on, dad its got to be tide. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. We are back with the cast of ghostbusters. It opens july 15th. Really, i wish i could have each one of you here individually and really and wring every bit of everything out of you. But since youre here as a group i wish i could kill you, what . [ laughter ] jimmy i dont want to kill anybody. But i do want to ask some Group Questions and whomever has an answer for any of these questions sometimes well say who is most likely to and then you can answer the question. Who is most likely to steal the centerpiece at a wedding . Leslie. Me . No. [ laughter ] i dont like flowers, they are death. Thats her. Why would i steal it . Because i do like flowers, okay. Jimmy who is most likely to google herself . Okay, ill do that. Jimmy that would be you. [ laughter ] leslie may be the answer to all these questions. She may be the answer to all of them. Jimmy who is most likely to hold up production of the film . Oh, damn. [ laughter ] jimmy who is most likely to forget her lines . Its leslie. [ laughter ] [ applause ] the premise of this game is flawed. Jimmy wow, its called the leslie game all of sudden. The leslie game, guys. Jimmy who is most likely to show up at a party uninvited . Well, i guess thats us. [ cheers and applause ] [ ghostbusters theme playing ] jimmy this is show one of a doubleheader for us. We have a new show later tonight, where the new gals of ghostbusters meet bill murray, dan aykroyd, ernie hudson and annie potts. The original busters of ghosts. And music from post malone. Theyll all be back later, well see you then later tonight. 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