Three straight touchdowns and thats a big factor in the rams win 5640 one. Accounts as a victory. Thats a big win right there. Every week we love to watch the huge Game Changing plays. This week we were lucky enough to have our cameras catch some of them. This one comes from devin lawrence. Both came in the first quarter. He was really good last year as a sophomore. Nominee number 2 is from the hillside defensive backs. The celebration these guys are loving life and rightfully so all of that is great stuff. This kickoff return was a game of duty. Congrats to the hillside been for winning are award. These guys were loud and they were proud all game long. First week of the blitz done. . . Hey, is this our turn . Honey. Our turn . Yeah, we go left right here. woman vo Great Adventures are still out there. Well find them in our subaru outback. avo love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. To love event, captioning sponsored by cbs stephen oh, hi i didnt see you there. I was just about to catch the late show and watch their live coverage of the Republican National conve i host the late show and live means now. Oh, my gosh ive got to think of something fast got it hit it, jon . . . . This week you and me . We will witness history as the r. N. C. Crowns . Well see wacky hats crazy ties worn by thousands of white guys . An entire airplane hangar filled with Donald Trumps exwives . . Well see newt, ron and rand, maybe members of the klan . . But no muslims or latinos because i think theyve all been banned . . It will be crazy you cant deny . Its like christmas in july . In cleveland . To the quicken loans arena its the finest place youve seena . It can nearly fit each person fired by Carly Fiorina . Its the q, but lets be clear q doesnt stand for queer . Though it really doesnt matter . There arent many of them here it will be crazy . You cant deny its like christmas in july . cheers and applause stephen build a wall around . . . . . . Stephen and theres so much more in store, because its not one night, its four . So. Reince priebus will campaign huffing paint to ease the pain while ben carson juggles brains ted cruz is drinking whiskey . No ones sitting with Chris Christie . And mitt romney bungies in to say does anybody miss me . . Jeb is in the bathroom yelling why . . Its like christmas in july . . The party of lincoln . . Its like christmas in july . cheers and applause announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, stephen welcomes zoe saldana featuring jon batiste and stay human new york city, its time for the 2016 trumpublican donational conventrump starring donald trump as the Republican Party may contain traces of republican. Stephen here we go cheers and applause nicely done right on time audience chanting stephen well, ill take it. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen thank you so much cheers and applause thanks, everybody what a night you can feel it in the air. Its absolutely electric out here. Welcome to the late show, live from the ed sullivan theater right here in new york city cheers and applause im Stephen Colbert. Were live all week during trumps convention, because i want to be the very first one to announce the moment america becomes great again. laughter as a matter of fact, it might have already happened, folks, because on night one, tonight, donald trump entered like this . We are the champions my friend . . And well keep on fighting till the end . . We are the champions . We are the champions . . No time for losers because we are the champions . Of the world . cheers and applause laughter stephen yes, we are the champions of the world, and we are going to restore conservative american values, by entering to the music of a bisexual englishman cheers and applause this is crazy. This is crazy. You may not know this but youre not supposed to see the candidate before the nomination, let alone on the first night. But jumping out of the cake at the bachelor party. laughter tada hellooo and that wasnt the only drama today. There was drama this afternoon as the stoptrump movement tried to change the rules so they wouldnt be forced to vote for trump on the first ballot and when that was unsuccessful, the delegates from colorado just walked out. 4 20, my friends cheers and applause oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, oh, yeah. Yeah. 4 20. Yeah. Oh, this is the perfect time to walk out. They might not have been mad. They might have been a little, say, snacky . laughter and there was also another disturbance about an hour and 45 minutes ago, when a protester from the room by Trump Supporters, and see that guy . I dont know who the guy is covering her face but not touching her face . Hes a biker for trump, and i think hes also clearly someones little brother. laughter im not touching you im not touching you you cant tell mom im not actually touching you cheers and applause this is my side this is my side of the convention this is my side. Thats your side. Im not touching you. laughter for the record, i was someones little brother. Now, tonight the official theme of the convention was make america safe again. Its a major concern. Safety, a major concern for the g. O. P. Right now. Because just a few months back, some guy broke in and stole their entire party. Theyre a little shaky theyre feeling a little shaky right now. cheers and applause like this, like that smooth, smooth. All right. And keeping with the theme of keeping america safe, i know what youre thinking i hope chachi from happy days weighed in. Well, fear not Hillary Clinton wants to be president for Hillary Clinton. Donald trump wants to be president for all of us. Stephen and scott baio wants someone from tvland to put now, former new york mayor and school bully sidekick Rudy Giuliani tonight, about an hour ago, gave a spirited speech with a strong endorsement of donald trump. What i did for new york, donald trump will do for America Stephen yes, donald trump will send all of americas homeless to new jersey to make room for expensive candy stores yes cheers and applause donald trump will get rid of all the porn and replace it with bubba gump shrimp laughter and, headlining make america safe again, tonight, was noted security expert Melania Trump who, i just watched it, she gave a very impressive speech. Just goes to show, behind every great man is well, in this applause if i stand here long enough, he will definitely make me vice president. Definitely. Hes got to i got to get something for this. I got to get whats happening to me . laughter of course, instead of Chris Christie, trump ended up picking his vice trump, and audience booing lets all be friends. And, together they released the new trumppence logo, which, i dont know if you guys have seen this, it looks like this, right there. applause now, a lot of people have made fun of it. Was doing something to the p or perhaps the p was doing Something Special for the t because it was the ts birthday, lets say. I dont know really know. applause but what i say is but who am i to judge whats going on between two consenting consonants . laughter now, the logo was immediately taken down and replaced with this one. No hardcore letter on letter action right there. laughter other logo they considered. It touted their strong business experience, and its the two of them in front of a desk and its very professional, i think. cheers and applause right now, cbs is trying to figure out what part of this they legally have to blur. laughter now, say hi to our jazz delegation, everybody band playing cheers and applause stephen i like it. There you go. And, last night, trump and pence gave their first joint interview on 60 minutes. 60 minutes, of course, apparently the amount of time trump spent learning about mike though, it is clear these two already have great chemistry. Talking with him in private settings, i love the words you used, because this man is awed with the American People and he is not intimidated by the world. And donald trump, this good man, i believe, will be a great president of the United States. I love what he just said. laughter applause hey hey hey, get a room, you two just, not the oval office, okay . And check it out, they gave the interview in trumps penthouse apartment while sitting on these giant golden chairs. Im beginning to believe trumps plan to fix the economy involves melting down his dinette set. laughter now, throughout this interview last night, the two kept finding things that they have in common. At least, ive read, a very low key, very religious. Youre a brash new yorker. Religious. Religious . Religious, yeah. You . Yeah, religious. Hey, i won the evangelicals. That doesnt mean well, i think it means a lot. Stephen to quote our lord and savior jesus christ. Wow. cheers and applause yes, that guys got some loaves and fishes, if you know what i mean. Yes, trump won the evangelicals, which proves hes religious. The same way you prove youre a family man if you eat a family sized tub of cheese balls. But leslie stahl did find some things the two disagreed on. Do you think john mccain was not a hero, because he was captured . I have a great deal of respect for john mccain. Do you think he went too far . Thats okay. On that one you can say yes. Thats fine. Stephen you can say yes. You can say yes. Say whatever you want. Tell her what you really think. I mean, its fine, my man. You can answer. Im not going to get in the way. Next question. Next question. laughter now, you would think, personally, i think pence would have more empathy for mccain because after this interview, he clearly knows what its like to be held prisoner. But i think applause you can talk, you can talk. Go ahead and talk, make the sounds with your mouth and the lippy flap. laughter but i think trumps finest moment is when he finally stood up to Leslie Stahls bullying. Youre not known to be a humble man. But i wonder i think i am actually humble. I think im much more humble than you would understand. laughter stephen yeah, yeah, im humble. How many more buildings do i have to put my name on before you understand how humble i am . All t . Big league modest man, believe me, i belong to the admiral class fourstare diamond humble club which, by the way leslie, you would never get in, youre a six at best. laughter well be right back hopefully with an old friend. I feel my basic cable senses tingling. Stick around cheers and applause spend 30 at target on everything . . Every day, youre thankful for the ones you love. And every day you promise to protect them. Off is here to help with proven protection against mosquitoes. Trust our family to protect yours. Sc johnson, a Family Company . Our longest lasting energizer max ever. These pants always smelled like yogaaroma. Id wash them, and itd be back before i even got to class. Finally, i discovered new tide odor defense. Dont just mask odors. Eliminate them with new tide odor defense. If its gotta be clean, its gotta be tide. In a world that needs a hero, justice is spelled box. Say hello to a powerful tool that gives you options to fit your budget. . Oh, im tied to this chair . Dundundaaaa i dont know that an insurancethemed comic book is what were looking for. Did i mention he can save people nearly 600 . You havent even heard my catchphrase. Im all done with this guy. Box him up. cheers and applause band playing stephen hey, everybody welcome back i hope you can tell, i am sure you are too, i am very excited about what happened this week. Im really excited about whats going to happen this week. How can we guess what will happen when we cant begin to explain how we got here . laughter how did donald trump get the nomination . I know i cant explain it. But i think i know somebody who might be able to. Excuse me. Ill be right back. Hold on. Ill be right back. Dont go anywhere. Ill be right back. knocking yawn this is not a pokemon gymnasium anymore. Go catch with your friends somewhere else. Stephen jon, jon its me its stephen. Bubbe. Stephen how are you . Chai kambucha come on in well have some jerky, im making it myself stephen no, jon, jon listen. I know that you and your beard are very busy these days. But im here to tell you that its the Republican National convention this week. Oh, well, i think they had one of those four years ago stephen no, theyre doing another one jon. Listen, you will not believe who the nominee is. The old jon stewart talked about politics and things like that. Me, im not, i dont jeb bush will be a great nominee. Everything will be fine. Stephen jon, its not jeb. Jon, its not jeb. Before you tell me, im a little parched, if i may please. Stephen oh, you want to take a little just enough to wet the whistle before you tell me nominee. So before you say the name, if you dont mind, i wouldnt mind bringing liquid stephen because you presently dont know who it is. Are you ready . Yeah. If i may. Stephen its donald trump. laughter what . stephen yep the guy from the apprentice . Stephen yep. The guy who did the mcdonalds commercial with grimace . Stephen same guy. Bankruptcy in 1991. Stephen and 92. And 2004. Stephen and 2009. That guy stephen yes mike tysons business advisor, that guy . Stephen indeed, the same guy. The guy whose eyes look like tiny versions of his mouth. Stephen yes, the guy who looks like an angry creamsicle. Decomposing jackolantern. Stephen human toupee hybrid that guy stephen yes a guy who looks like heres actually wearing a donald trump costume. That guy. Stephen yes, a loose fitting one at that. The guy who wrote oftentimes when i was sleeping with one of the top women in the world, i would say to myself, can you believe what i am getting . That guy. Stephen yes, the same guy who said i have black guys counting my money, i hate it. The only guys i want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes all day. That guy. Stephen yes. That guy. By the way, we wear them all night, too. Stephen so you can see why im here. You understand what im asking for. Ill wait. frantic muttering and screaming the guy from the republican convention. That guy. Stephen hello, friend. Im sorry i cant help you, you see, jon and i are very happy living off the grid, making jerky and canning our own urine for the end times. You said it was gatorade. That jeb bush will be a fine candidate. Its not jeb, actually. Stephen its not jeb . I thought it was going to be jeb too a few years ago. But its not, its a different guy. Stephen who is it . Wet your whistle before you do. Stephen really . Yes. Stephen let me get a mouthful. Its donald trump stephen what yes stephen hold this get out of my way call me if youre going to be late oh, thats good urine. Yankee Doodle dandy playing cheers and applause stephen woo audience chanting Stephen Stephen yes hello, nation cheers and applause did you miss me . I know i did. Well, its time to say aloha to Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause wow, look at this place, the host must have quite an ego. Lets fix it up, jimmy . cheers and applause thats better. Ready to do this thing . Ready to do this thing . Is that the truth hole . Is this where its going . All right. Nation, right now, americans are republican nominee. A lot of folks are wondering how america, gods girlfriend, ended up in a relationship with this guy. Well, shhhhh daddys here. I know a lot of you are out on the ledge right now. When im done, i promise, you will be jumping for joy. Because this is just the brave new world of american democracy, and it brings me to tonights word. Trumpiness cheers and applause folks, let me tell you, people who dont support trump feel like the world has gone crazy. Well, get in line. laughter because the people who do support trump have felt that way ever since the manufacturing jobs started going to china. About what voters think. Its about what voters feel. And right now at least half of americans feel their voices arent being heard laughter and let me tell you, folks, that goes for both sides, whether they be strong conservatives or morally bankrupt liberals laughter think about this just consider why people stood behind bernie sanders. You see, bernie, he understood their emotions. No one said, i think the bern. They said, i feel the bern laughter now, just to remind you, 11 years ago, i invented a word truthiness. You see, truthiness is believing something that feels true even if it isnt supported by fact. Truthiness truthiness. Right . Because brains are overrated. You know who had a brain . laughter ill tell you. Adolph hitler. So, naturally, brains arent good. Naturally, i admire this man. In fact, i see myself in him. Were both overthetop tv personalities who decided to run for president. But i admit, ladies and gentlemen but i admit, ladies and gentlemen, im humble enough cheers and applause im humble enough to admit he has surpassed me now. Truthiness has to feel true, but trumpiness doesnt even have to do that. In fact, many Trump Supporters dont believe his wildest promises and they dont care. laughter yes they dont care keep if he wont keep his wildest promises can say anything. laughter and heres the deal truthiness was from the gut but trumpiness clearly comes from much further down the gastrointestinal tract. cheers and applause keep in mind, and i want to be clear about something his supporters know this. His supporters arent dumb. Take the border wall. Just last month at a rally, trump said were going to build real wall. One of his supporters at that same rally pointed out, i think if he strengthens the borders, it will be the same as building the wall. The wall can be built even without having to be built. Yes, if you can feel the wall, you dont have to see the wall. laughter these, i want to be clear about this. These legitimately angry voters they need a leader to feel things that feel feels laughter and that is why i believe donald trump is a leader for our times. An emotional megaphone for voters full of rage at a government that achieves nothing, an Economic System that leaves them behind, and politics that elects people unfit for the job. And if you dont share their feeling that you dont recognize your country anymore, trust me, if trump wins, you will. That other guy will be right back after these commercials. Stick around. cheers and applause band playing and here we have 1893, from the makers of pepsi cola. Im gonna swirl it. Im gonna sm