Is ruptured ectopic pregnancy, so type and crossmatch four units and prep the o. R. . Great diagnosis, coleman. All right, coleman nice job. Thanks, doc. I feel better already. Our patient, the talented and healthy miss Sheila Davidson thank you youve just had a taste of what will be happening here all week. Using actors as standardized patients is a relatively new and innovative practice an effective tool for teaching med students the basics with no risk. Emergency situations can be nervewracking, but better to kill an actor than a real person. Thanks a lot, doc. You were really good. Thanks. That felt great. I had tears in my eyes and everything. Thanks for the fast diagnosis. Now i can make my tennis game. Therell be more standardized patients thursday. Miss spencer. When im directing my questions to other students, id appreciate if youd respect that. You said to treat this like a real emergency. Well, miss big mouth rides again. She didnt even give coleman a chance. She has to dominate every situation. Ooh that woman is arrogant, obnoxious, selfcentered, patronizing. And, generally, right on the money. . All the girls i loved before. . Oh, no. Not again. . Im glad they came along . . I dedicate this song . . To all the girls i loved before . Hey, man, you shouldve been there last night. I was, in all modesty, awesome. Where . We took over this karaoke bar you sing in front of everybody. Its pronounced karokey. It means empty voice in japanese. Yeah, well, i know one voice yes, you were. Chicken cluck so i didnt sing. Some of us arent exhibitionists. Oh, curly theyre right. I didnt sing because im a coward. Dont you think youre overreacting a little bit . Ive always been afraid to just jump in and join the fun. This karaoke thing is last in a long line of personal wimpouts. Im not going to change at this age. Im 30yearsold today. I am who i am, and im boring. Its your 30th birthday. Congratulations. Dont speak to me. Youre 18. Hey, hey, hey. Lift that chin right up. So what are you doing tonight . Who knows . You dont have plans for your 30th birthday . Go home, bolt the doors, wait for further instructions. . Its comin closer . . The flames are now a lickin my body . [feedback] . Wont you help me . . . I feel like im a slippin away . . Its hard to breathe . . And my chest is aheavin. . I never thought id have this kind of performance anxiety. Everybody sang last night . Raymond sang blue hawaii twice. . Just a hunka hunka burnin love . . Just a hunka hunka burnin love . . Just a hunka hunka burnin love . . Oh, a hunka hunka burnin love . . Im just a hunka hunka burnin love . You guys pick a tune yet . I dont know whether to sing a whole medley gosh, theres so many good songs here. Well get back to you. This is ridiculous. If i dont go up, ill hate myself. If i do go up, ill humiliate myself. Id rather hate myself than humiliate myself any day. For those of you who havent taken the plunge. O. K. , o. K. , this is really it. Im going up there. You coming with me . Itll be a personal growth experience. No way. Fine. Ill go it alone. And now, lets all put our hands together for howard brickman. I always sing under the name howard brickman. Last chance for public humiliation. . When youre alone and life is making you lonely . . You can always go . . When youve got worries . . All the noise and the hurries . . Seems to help, i know . Get away from me. . Just listen to the music of the traffic in the city . K . . Where the neon signs are pretty . . How can you lose . . . The lights are much brighter there . . You can forget all your troubles . . Forget all your cares . . So go . . Downtown . You little weenie, satisfied . Great. . When youre downtown . . Make mine a place for sure . . Downtown . Owntown . Yeah . Downtown . . Downtown . . Wont go to hear em play a tango . . Id rather hear some blues or funky ol soul . . Theres only one sure way to get me to go . . Start playin ol time rock n roll . . Call me a relic . . Call me what you will . . Say im Old Fashioned . . Say im over the hill . . Todays music aint got the same soul . . I like that ol time rock n roll . . Still like that ol time rock n roll . . That kind of music just soothes my soul . . I reminisce about the days of old . . With that ol time rock n roll . . Still like that ol time rock n roll . [laughter] no. No way. No, you are not going to get me to dance the tango. Thats the old spaulding talking. The new spaulding just cries out for castanets. It feels really good to break out and do something completely crazy. I never wouldve gotten on stage if not for you. You never wouldve gotten off the stage if not for me. True. So thanks. Im glad you enjoyed your birthday. I had a better time tonight with you than if id gone on a regular date. Yeah . Yeah