Whats the matter with it . Oh, its a badly made copy terrible workmanship. Not our class of merchandise. Oh, well, i think its rather fascinating. Oh . How much is it . Well, since youre so interested, only 100. Well, im not that interested just fascinated. Its yours for 25 bucks. Oh, ill take it. Thank you. Madam, would you do me a favor . Yes, ill try. Dont tell anyone where you bought it. Your Insurance Company wont replace the full value of your totaled new car. The guy says you picked the wrong insurance plan. No, i picked the wrong Insurance Company. With Liberty Mutual new car replacement . , you wont have to worry about replacing your car because youll get the full value back including depreciation. Make the switch to Liberty Mutual and see why weve been awarded highest in Customer Satisfaction by j. D. Power. Oday. Liberty stands with you . [ telephone rings ] hello . The cosgroves will be over to dinner at 7 30, all right . Okay. Byebye. She making Something Special . Mushed bananas and spinach. Ugh much too good for the cosgroves. I hate these annual dinners. Why . Its always at my house. Larry, theyll renew the contract. I dont know. I heard the fairfieldslee agency is interested in the account. Relax, larry. With one of sams delicious dinners in cosgroves stomach, we cant miss. Its not his stomach im worried about. Its his wifes mouth. Thats right. He doesnt make a move without her. Not a move. You know, i hate to see a guy depend on his wife like that. What time are you coming over tonight . I better call louise. Honey, im home. Im in the kitchen. Hi, sweetheart. Hi. Mmm that smells delicious im boiling the babys bottles. Oh. [ chuckles ] the dining room table looks beautiful. Youre going to have the cosgroves eating out of your hands. Then i wont need any plates. [ grunts ] hey, where did you get that chair . At an antiques store. Why . It only cost 25. Thats a good reason. Oh, darrin, i couldnt resist it. You could have tried. What are you gonna do with it . We could try sitting in it. Hey, thats an idea. No, where are you going to put it . It doesnt fit in the living room. Wel think of something later. Do you mind if i put it in the den for tonight . No. Okay. This gorgeous fountain. And i say, isnt that a gorgeous fountain, max . Shes terribly clever. She can always spot gorgeous fountains. Well, it was ridiculous what they were asking for anything that old. Well, they constantly try to cheat you over there. Its almost impossible to get your moneys worth. Youll get your moneys worth with our campaign, max. [ laughs ] i know about your campaign. Dont talk business at dinner. Know, weve been around the world twice. Next year, were planning to go someplace else. Do you have any ideas where we can go . Lets just go into the living room for now. Yes. Thats not where i had in mind. Louise where did you get this ultrarare and unusual chair . At a little antiques shop. Ill run over there first thing in the morning. But not a big problem not if youd consider selling it to me. Oh, believe me, samantha, i wouldnt dream of asking you if i didnt really want it. Huh . Iid do anything to have it. It just fits our house. Doesnt it, max . This may be it. Give her the chair. Uh, sam, what do you think . Well, i rather like that chair. Honey hmm. Well. Mrs. Cosgrove, if you really like the chair that much, id love for you to have it. Oh, samantha, thats very good of you. Uh, baby doll quiet, angel how much do you want for it, samantha . Oh, nothing. Its a gift. Nonsense. I want to make a business deal. So do we. Would 25 be too much . Oh, its worth much more. Yes, dear. Well, now that thats all settled, lets talk some business, max. 25, my dear. Oh, max, its late. Oh, i cant wait to see this chair in our living room. But the contract max will sign it in the morning. In the morning . Hell sign it in the morning. Max, ill see you in the morning. Ill put that in the car for you. Oh, thank you. Oh, no, no. Need a little help, darrin . It cant be that heavy. Ooh [ grunting ] [ indistinct conversation ] see, thats the way they used to make chairs. See you in the morning, then. Larry mrs. Cosgrove, goodnight. Adelaide thank you so much, samantha. Samantha enjoy it. Goodnight, mr. Cosgrove. Youre a very sweet boy, darrin, but completely uncoordinated. Night, all. Honey, i hope you didnt mind giving them the chair, but for my part, i was kind of glad to get rid of it. Well, i do like the chair, but as long as it helps you, i dont mind. Besides, i like you better. I like you, too. You know, i have a feeling there was something spooky about that chair. A spooky chair . Darrin, thats ridiculous. [ thumping ] darrin . Darrin . What was that . Darrin what was what . That sound. I heard a noise downstairs. Oh, you must be dreaming. I dont think so. Then i must be. Go back to sleep, honey. Darrin, i heard a noise. [ yawning ] maybe its the baby. Say. When i came downstairs, there was that spooky chair bowing to me. , how charming. Charming . At 4 00 in the morning . Mother, what could it be . Well, ive heard of a few of us who turned into objects. Really . Yes. Some do when they retire. Others do when they get angry. Do you think it could be dangerous . I dont know. Why dont you test it on darwood . Oh, mother, really. [ telephone rings ] darrin doesnt even know about the chair. Oh. Hello, sam. Oh, hi, sweetheart. We were just talking about you. Mother sends her love. [ shudders ] [ ding ] sam, we got a problem. The chair has been stolen from the cosgroves. Stolen . Darrin, i think you ought to know that adelaide blames max for leaving the door open because he didnt like the chair. Theyre having a terrible argument. While theyre arguing, max wont sign the contract. Max wont sign the contract. Can you find another one . Iim afraid its one of a kind. Darrin, i think you ought to come home. Something wrong . No. No, its. Its about the chair. I cant talk about it on the phone. Ill be right home. Anything wrong . Something about the chair. Well, then, go on home. Maybe shes found it. Ill send louise over to the cosgroves. Shes an expert on marital arguments. She is . Oh, dear. Mother. Mother . Oh, boy, youre always around when i dont need you, but when i do what is all that racket . Thats darrin. I had to tell him about the chair. He came home, and now hes in the study fighting with it. What do you want me to do, darling referee . Well, there must be something. I told you it was a spooky chair. And whoever or whatever it is, it absolutely hates darrin. We cant hold that against it, can we . I can. You dont suppose it could be one of our relatives . Certainly not not one of our relatives is in furniture. Well, its causing all sorts of trouble. I cant give it back to the cosgroves if its bewitched. What am i gonna do . Nothing. Nothing . No, not a thing until we know for sure what it is. [ gasps ] its mr. Cosgrove call me back [ doorbell rings ] hhi, mr. Cosgrove. What a lovely surprise. My dear, iim sorry to bother you. I was on my way over to the antiques shop, but i couldnt remember the name you know, where you purchased the chair . Oh, yes. Darrin told me about the robbery. Yes. Adelaide blames me. She says i left the door open. Oh, ive just got to find another one, because darrin. Hes doing his morning exercises. Does them every day. Dont exercise too hard, dear. Oh, hello, mr. Cosgrove i wouldnt think of missing my morning workout thats it thats the chair oh, please let me take this to adelaide. Shell love it, and then shell love me again. Oh, but, mr. Cosgrove, its only a copy. I must have it oh, im sorry, but when adelaide gets angry, i just cant think straight. Now, what does it cost . Ill pay anything you ask. Its very expensive much more than the original. Now, i do appreciate this, so just send us a bill. I want adelaide to see this right away. Why dont you let darrin bring it to your house . Id rather take it myself. Its no trouble, mr. Cosgrove, e forgives and forgets, the better. Ill tell tate to send the contract over to my house. Thank you very much. Uh. Well, i guess hes gonna sign. Well, if he lives. You dont think that chairs deliberately trying to blow the cosgrove deal, do you . I dont know, but thats what weve got to find out. Now, darrin, you go to the antiques store. Find out all you can about that chair how old it is, you know. Goodbye. There, my sweet. Just like the other one. And i shall guard this with my life. Oh, im so grateful to samantha and darrin. Whoa my darling, are you all right . Why did you do that . But i did nothing, my love, nothing i never realized youre a dangerous man [ doorbell ringing ] go answer the door. Adelaide, im really not dangerous. Hi, mr. Cosgrove, mrs. Cosgrove. I was just passing by. Oh, samantha. You came just in time. He just threw me out of the chair. Darling, i did not. You did i was sitting in it, just like perhaps you shouldnt sit in it, mrs. Cosgrove. Maybe it has a broken leg. Shes right, darling. Please, do be careful. You see . Theres nothing wrong with it. Oh, you and darrin were such samantha oh, dear uh oh, uh. [ coughing ] choke me . Darling, you know id never do anything like that. I just oh. Your front door was open, so we just walked right in. Hello, everybody. Hi, louise, larry. Well, max. Mrs. Tate. Here we are with your contract. Oh, this is no time for contracts. You found another chair is darrin here . Oh you broke my chair you did it on purpose thats it thats the last straw im going home to mother get my suitcase mrs. Cosgrove, really. Im sure he had nothing to do with it. Adelaide but, max, max, the contract i cant sign any contract now adelaide adelaide hell never sign the contract never the other agency will get him. Sam, whats going on here . Louise mrs. Cosgrove light of my life, ill give you anything you want. Ill even go over to rome and buy that fountain. And ill buy the water did you find out anything . The chair was bought at an auction in boston at the turn of the century. Which one . Sam boston, huh . What does it mean . Uh, boston. Uhhuh. Beans. Yeah . Tea party. Uhhuh. Nothing. Well, maybe mother found something out. You wait here. Max please, honey bunch . Adelaide my minds made up. Whats with the cosgroves . U heard. You just stay here and make sure the coast is clear, huh . Stand up. Now, come with me. Mother. Mother . [ ding ] mother, did you find out anything . You remember the farnsworth family . Its not one of them . [ gasps ] not him yes. He had enchantra transform him when you rejected him. Oh, mother. What was the spell aunt enchantra used . The simple one without the oxtails. All right. Thank you. Now, i think its time for a little womantochair chat. [ ding ] okay, clyde farnsworth. You just come out here and face me like a. A chair. It wont do you any good to hide. I said come here, and i mean it. Do you realize the trouble youve caused . Not just darrin and me, but look at the uproar the cosgroves are in. You should be ashamed of yourself. Now, i might be able to understand if you had any sort of excuse, but. Well, thats no excuse. Thats nonsense. Now, you did not have yourself turned into a chair because i rejected you. I told you on our first and only date that we could never be anything more than friends. Sam, what are you doing . What do you think . Im talking to the chair. Ask a foolish question. Darling, do me a favor. Go back inside and make sure no one comes out here. Yeah, all right. Oh. So thats it. Youre jealous of darrin, huh . Oh. Now, clyde, he is my husband, and i love him very much. And nothing you can do can change that, you understand . Now, im going to give you a choice. You can either keep feeling sorry for yourself and remain a miserable, old chair, or i can change you back into human form. Good. Chair of cloth and wood and grain, become a human being again. [ ding ] [ gasps ] oh, clyde. Why, you havent changed a bit, not even your clothes. Samantha, youre as beautiful as you always were. Isnt there any hope for us . We can still be friends. Id like that. Well, ill be going now. [ ding ] psst darrin its all right. What . I fixed the chair. Well, how could you . Max broke the legs. No, he didnt. It has collapsible legs, so i just pushed them back in place and locked them. Then max didnt break the chair . Oh, max, im sorry. I shouldnt have blamed you, tweety bird. Will you forgive me . Of course i will, cupcake. Will you forgive me . I forgive you, huggy bear. And i forgive you, poopsie. Uh, forgive me, but what about the contract . Is it all right if i sign, love pot . By all means, honeybunch. [ chuckles lightly ] tea, anyone . [ indistinct talking ] [ both laugh ] darling, im proud of you. Well, dont thank me. Thank clyde farnsworth. Its a gift from him. Clyde farnsworth . Yeah, ill explain later. Well. Captions by vitac [ birds chirping ] you come in and sit down. [ chuckling ] there you go. Oh, now, go on. Go on. Do just what you were doing. [ chuckles ] what are you doing . Trying to fix this lamp, but i think ive got it wired wrong. Oh, dear. Now, do be careful. Tricity is a very tricky thing, with all the watts and the ohms and the and the [ laughs ] ill call an electrician. Oh, no. Dont bother, aunt clara. Darrin will look at it when he gets home. Im gonna go take a look at tabitha. You just relax. Wait till you see how shes grown. Yes. Its no bother. Hark ye, hark ye, ye witches who live in lamps, ye powers of watts and oomphs and amps, wizards of. Ac dc transmission. Send to me. An electrician. [ chuckles ] it worked Benjamin Franklin at your service, madam. Oh [ chuckles ] [ chuckles ] uh, heres the lamp, mr. Franklin. Madam, who are you . What manner of contraption is that . Its an ordinary lamp, and we want you to fix it. Excuse me, madam. Who are you . Who are you . Benjamin franklin . Aunt clara, what have you done . Ladies, i fear you have the advantage. You seem to recognize me, yet i dont know you or where i am or, for that matter, how i came to be here. Are you really Benjamin Franklin . Madam, although a prudent man should be miserly with those things he holds to be certain, i can assure you that i am indeed he. Uh, samantha, you know, electricians cost 7. 50 an hour. Aunt clara. Aunt clara, do you know what youve done . Youve brought back Benjamin Franklin the famous one. Now, all he did was experiment with electricity. He wouldnt know how to fix a lamp. He wouldnt know how to fix a lamp . Shocking. Im samantha stephens, and this is my aunt clara. Enchant . , madame. Cest un grand plaisir de faire votre connaissance. Oh, merci cest notre plaisir de faire votre connaissance. What did he say . Eh, what did you say, i mean . Oh, were pleased to meet each other, in french, aunt clara. In mr. Franklins time, people often spoke french when they wanted to be very polite. In my time, madam . In my time . How come you just said my time as if it were far removed from your own . Forgive me, but i am perplexed. Mr. Franklin. This is 20thcentury america. But thats impossible. Its against the laws of nature. You want to see a calendar . The room filled with devices ive never seen before. Can it be is it possible that modern science has advanced so far as to be capable of transporting a man from one century to another . Well, yes, i suppose you could put it that way. Thats fantastic absolutely fantastic. You mentioned the word electricity earlier. Im im curious. I dealt with some of the natural phenomena of electricity. I i wonder, did anything come of it . Electricity, mr. Franklin. But thats thats astounding its astounding oh, it does work. It works oh, there were those in my day th witchcraft. Oh, oh, well, i remember aunt clara, lets get mr. Franklin some coffee from the kitchen. Oh, dont trouble yourself, ladies, although, if you should happen to have a tankard of ale. [ chuckles ] come on, aunt clara. Aunt clara, you have to get rid of him nicely, of course. Now, samantha, he hasnt fixed the lamp, you know. Aunt clara, he isnt an ordinary electrician. Hes Benjamin Franklin, and he doesnt belong here. Well, um, i suppose youre right. [ chuckles ] yes, ive done it again. Hmm . Ive gone and witched the whole thing up. Oh, no, no, you havent at all. It was just a little mistake in judgment. As a matter of fact, it was a bit of the old clara, wasnt it . Oh, yes, you can still teach me a thing or two. And im sure you can get rid of him just as easily. Well, i dont know. Its much harder to reverse the spell, you know. Yes, yes, i know. Well, aunt clara, you just stay in here and concentrate. Ill go outside and entertain mr. Franklin. Yeah, concentrate. Ooh, i forgot one tankard of ale coming up. Darrin hi, honey. Hi. Well, thats a fine way to greet a husband after a hard day at work. Well, whats that . Sam, who is he . What have you done . Well, its samantha. Oh, hes still here. I thought i had it. Oh. Mr. Stephens, i presume. Im proud to make the acquaintance of such a charming ladys husband and an enlightened gentleman of the 20th century. I thought id sent him back. I might have known. Samantha uh, darling, dinner will be ready in about an hour. D have a nice chatty evening with Benjamin Franklin . Benjamin franklin . Thats right. At the risk of your thinking me a vain and foolish old man, can you tell me in philadelphia . As you can see, electricity has caught on pretty well. Oh, we showed him that first thing. Yes oh, yes, and i am delighted, of course, although im still very much in the dark about light. He hasnt fixed the lamp yet, you know. Uh, when i was in philadelphia, i began i began an experiment of lending books, which i called the public library. Every city has one. Oh, mr. Franklin, so many of your inventions have become household words, well, its hard to tell you how important they are the public library, the fire department, the rocking chair, bifocals. Uh, mmmmr. Franklin, uh, did you start the fire engine . I started the fire department, madam, yes. Instead of trying to tell all of this to mr. Franklin, why dont we show him . Tomorrow, aunt clara and i can take him on a tour of the town. Oh, thats a splendid idea, madam. Sam, no. Oh. Nnnow, darrin, i think it would be much simpler, you know. Have you two taken leave of your senses . In case youve forgotten, mr. Franklin did not exactly get here by bus. But, darrin, no one has to know how he got here. [ doorbell rings ] ill get that. Darrin. Larry. Am i too early . Early . For what . For anything. Im just dropping in. Tonight . Yeah. Howd you guess . Well, larry, as a matter of fact still at dinner, huh . Thats all right. Ill just have a drink while you finish. Hi, larry. My, its nice to see you. Why dont you have a drink with larry . Ill clear off the table. Well, the electricity comes from outside, you know. Isnt that so, samantha . Oh, uh, larry, you know my aunt clara. And this is aunt claras friend, whos a friend of aunt claras. Aunt clara. Uh, costume party. Were going to a costume party. Oh, tate. Larry tate. Costume party, huh . Wait a minute. Dont tell me. Let me guess. Thomas jefferson. Uh, no, sir. Mr. Jefferson was much taller. My name is Benjamin Franklin. Of course, i should have gotten it those little square glasses. Yes, theyre called bifocals. I invented them. You see, one can look through the top part hold it. Youre not going to any costume party. Were not . Darrin, you sly dog. No wonder you didnt want to let me in the door. What are you talking about . Sam, youve got a sneaky husband. Oh . Brilliant, but sneaky. Oh. Weve been racking our brains for just the right approach to the Franklin Electronics account you know, something socko, original. And here it is franklin himself i dont believe i understand, sir. You wish me to lend my name to a commercial venture . Terrific, terrific, just the right quality integrity, honesty lets hear some more. And this time, sprinkle in a few thees and thous r the oldworld flavor. Aunt clara, why dont you show mr. Franklin how the telephone works . Wonderful gadget, the telephone works by electricity. Yes. Well, just come this way. Yes, uh, thank you. Oh, come on, darrin. You dont need to keep up the act with me. Im convinced. Just wait till Bernie Franklin hears about this. Hell be tickled pink. Larry, i dont think its such a hot idea. [ door closes ] sam, theyre going outside r abner, theres something funny going on over there something funny ha ha, or something funny youre seeing things again . [ scoffs ] mr. Franklin aunt clara dont you think we ought to go inside . Its getting a little chilly out here. Mrs. Stephens yoohoo, mrs. Stephens yoohoo yoohoo that lady seems to be hailing you, madam. Yoohoo mrs. Stephens. Uh, mrs. Stephens, i wonder whether i could borrow hello my name is kravitz, gladys kravitz. My name is uh, mrs. Kravitz, you know my aunt clara. Theyre going to a costume party. Costume party . How come she isnt dressed . Oh, but i am. Im going as a witch. Uh, mrs. Kravitz, what is it you wanted to borrow . Oh, and good night, ben, you son of a gun. Ben Benjamin Franklin. I was right. I was right. Would you say no to a lot more money . [excited scream] you just won a Million Dollars no thanks. Nice balloons, though or no to more Vacation Days . Janet, im giving you an extra weeks vacation oh, ah. Nooo. What . No way. Who says no to more . Like the most free hd channels and virtually unlimited movies and shows on demand, so you can binge all day. Call now. 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Hes gone. Hes gone. He isnt here. Wwwwwhat i mean to say is, hes not here, but [ stammering ] there. Not wishing to be the source of domestic discord. [ gasps ]. Ive decided to see a bit of the city myself. With kindest regards, b. Franklin. Oh oh, oh, aunt clara, thats terrible ill get a babysitter. Yes. Oh, dear. Well, thats the electric company, the phone company, dear. Dont you think you should phone darrin . Oh, no. No, no, aunt clara. No sense in him worrying, too. I have an idea. Lets try the public library. [ ding ] [ ding ] come on, mister. Let us in on the gag. What are you advertising . Im merely waiting, sir, for the library to open. Sir, im from the morning gazette. Hello, mr. Franklin. You neednt have bothered, mrs. Stephens. Oh, no bother at all. But i do think we should be running along. Weve got lots of things to see. Franklin, huh . How long has he been like this . Oh, about 200 years. Give or take a few. What a contraption. I should imagine its very efficient, too. Oh, well, this one must be at least 35 years old. The ones they use now are inside. Would you like to inspect this one further . Oh, indeed i would. Ill be right back. I want to call darrin. Larry, its just not dignified. Thats all. What could be more dignified than a man playing Benjamin Franklin pitching transistor radios . You told them . Of course [ telephone ringing ] hello. Oh, hello, sam. Hows it going . Dont you worry, darling. Everything is going beautifully. And mr. Franklin is very grateful to all of us. And this machine operates on the same principle as these other conveyances i see moving about . Yes, yes, you see. Its automatic. And theres a button that you press to start it. Oh, yes. This button here . Ar oh, dear this is very exciting, but how does one turn it off . [ stammering ] if you if you if you what . Well, um, dont you think youve seen enough . Dont forget, aunt clara has some memory work to do this afternoon. I seem to be moving. Wheres the braking device . The pedal press the pedal. [ siren wailing ] [ horns honking ] [ stammering ] listen. Well be home in about an hour. Sssamantha oh, samantha [ stammering ] the fire engine well, what happened, aunt clara . He im telling you. What . Oh, my goodness oh, my goodness. Sam . Sam . Oh oh and please try and remember that spell. Yes, yes. I will. Iii will, i will. [ ding ] [ gasps ] mr. Franklin . Mr. Franklin, are you all right . Right this way, lady. I, uh i am unhurt, madam. Hey, mister, wheres the fire . Oh, um, officer, im samantha stephens. And im sure i can explain everything. Well, fine. Why dont you do it down at the station house . This gentleman, whoever he is, is under arrest. Right this way, sir. What a story ben franklin steals fire engine. This has all the trappings of some kind of publicity stunt the idea that a name like Benjamin Franklin should be involved in this kind of proceeding. As to whether the name Benjamin Franklin is involved or not, your honor, i believe im the best judge of that. And bail is set at 1,000. Ill, uh, put up bail, your honor. Your honor, could you tell us when the trial will be . Oh, in about four weeks. Four weeks . um. Your honor, due to the advanced age of the defendant, couldnt we have the trial a little sooner . How old are you . 260. Four weeks. You can pay the clerk. Your Insurance Company wont replace the full value of your totaled new car. The guy says you picked the wrong insurance plan. No, i picked the wrong Insurance Company. With Liberty Mutual new car replacement . , you wont have to worry about replacing your car because youll get the full value back including depreciation. And if you have more than one Liberty Mutual policy, you qualify for a multipolicy discount, saving you money on your car and home coverage. Liberty stands with you . We we should have protested more vigorously. The right to a speedy trial. Oh, dont you worry, mr. Franklin. You wont have to stand trial. Oh, wait a minute, sam. We cant send him back now. If he doesnt appear in court in four weeks, ill lose 1,000. I understand, of course. Abner, ben franklin there he is come quick come quick . Although it grieves me to impose upon your hospitality this way. Were delighted to have you. As long as you dont cause any more trouble. Where is he . Mr. Franklin . Oh, no [ gasps ] he he was he was there. He was there. Aah oh, i remembered i remembered aunt clara, aunt clara, youve got to bring him back, or were out 1,000 well, i [ stammering ] what . [ . . . ] captions by vitac [horn honks] [tires screech] oh, i [chuckles] hi, how are ya, dr. Bellows . Are you all right, sir . I was until i got on the street where you live. That was your car that i just saw moving down the street without a driver in it, wasnt it . Hm . Oh, yes, yes, well, i can explain that uh, dont explain it, major nelson. Drop in any time, sir. [tires screech] [honking] [all cars honking] good morning, officer. Is something wrong . Do you know this is a oneway street . I was only going one way. Very amusing, but you went through a red light to get here. Let me see your drivers license. My what . Your license to drive. Do you have one . Oh, yes, but it is a little old. You mean, its expired . To tell you the truth, i would not be at all surprised. Uh, lets see it. There is a license to drive a chariot. . Oh, no, major nelson let me borrow it. Here. Thank you. It is very pretty. [giggles] uh, what do i do with it . Bring it with you when you come to court monday morning. Court . Oh, i do not think major nelson would like it if i went to court. You have a nice face. I am sure you would not want to see major nelson unhappy. If you will forget about everything, i will give you anything you wish. Are you, um, offering me money . If that is what you wish. How much . Oh, how much would you like . Ten dollars . If that is what you want. Attempted bribery, 10. Twenty dollars . All right. All right may i go now . Not in this car, you cant. But why not . Because this isnt a chariot. You dont have a license, lady. Well, what are you going to do with the car . Im going to have it towed in. Would you step out, please . [all cars honking] [ . . ] [ . . . ] i gotta get my car back. Well, have you, uh, talked to the police yet . Yeah, i talked to the sergeant at the desk. He said an officer named anderson gave jeannie the ticket. Anderson. Don anderson. Don anderson. Ive heard that name before. He was written up in theme magazine for giving more tickets than any other policeman in america. Oh, that guy. Howd you get mixed up with him . I didnt get mixed up with him. He has the whole air force behind him. Naw, hed never do it. Hed say i deserved what i was getting by lending my car to somebody whod whod, uh hey, wait a minute. I can get my car back within the hour. What do you mean . I know how to get dr. Bellows to do it for me. Oh, that should be easy. All you have to do is tell him that you lent your car to a genie who hasnt driven in 2000 years, and shes a little rusty. No, no, all i need to use is a little psychology. [ . . . ] guy finally gets a genie, and they take his car away. Im sorry im late with these lab reports, sir. I would have been here sooner, but i had to wait for a taxi. Taxi . Wheres your car . You mean, the secret experimental car that you saw me in this morning . Mm. Well, the police have it. Uh, thats about it, sir. I think id better get back to work. Just a moment. Yes, sir. Did you say the police have it . Ckling oh, yes, sir. Its nothing really important. Major nelson. Yes, sir. Ful of secret equipment and you let it fall into the hands of the police . Well, theres really nothing i could do about it. They just took it. Well, theyre not gonna get away with that. The name of the officer that impounded it is named don anderson. Pretty tough guy. Oh, tough . Yeah. So is the air force. Hello . Sergeant. Get me the Police Commissioner. Youll have your car back within an hour. No, i dont know, sir. T back. Don anderson oh, wont he . Well, well see about that. [ . . . ] i see. Uh. I wasnt aware of that, sir. Thank you, commissioner. The air force appreciates it, sir. Goodbye. Well, you didnt give me all the facts in the case, major. The facts, sir . Oh, that, yes, well, uh this officer anderson, who issued the summons, is objecting strenuously, but because of the military secrecy involved, the commissioners agreed to drop all the charges. Oh, thats wonderful, sir. You certainly handled this brilliantly, i must say. Mm, didnt i. I dont know anyone who couldve done so well. Well, after all, i am a psychiatrist. We deal in all kinds of situations. Those years of study have really paid off, havent they . Well, ill go pick up the car. Oh, major. Yes . A snow job in july. Thats all, major. [ . . . ] oh, he is back. Not our car. No, no, my car. Youre not to go near that car, jeannie. You mean, i cannot drive anymore . Yes, thats exactly what i mean. Oh, but i love to drive. It is more fun than a flying carpet. Jeannie, you are not if you go near that car, im gonna get in a lot of trouble. Oh. Well, i do not want you to get into trouble. Thats a good girl. Oh, im sorry. Say, uh, jeannie, howd you like a bicycle . Im sorry im not a better driver, master. Oh, thats all right. [sighs] i am too stupid to learn. Oh, no, youre not, its just, well, our laws are different. Its not like driving in the old days. Youre right, master. I could never learn to drive here. Sure you could. Its easy. Well, i dont know, it would take me 100 years to learn. Jeannie, i could teach you in an hour, just like that, really. You are the most wonderful master in the whole world. But not the brightest. [chules] all right, im gonna teach you about intersections. I want you to go back to that oneway street. Oh, i want to learn, master. With me in the car, theres nothing to worry about. Okay, start her up. [engine starts] [tires squeal] were coming to the oneway street, turn left. Left. Right. Right. Huh . [tires squeal] [all cars honking] jeannie, do you know what youve done to me . D time . Ill just move it out of the way right now. You were driving from the wrong side of the car. Oh, yes, well, its one of these cars we used to hey, wait a minute, ive seen this car before arent you major Anthony Nelson . Yes, yes, thats correct, United States air force. Ive sure been anxious to get your autograph. Oh, id be glad to give it to you. Violation of City Ordinances 307, 308 and 309. Here you are, please sign right there. Roger astronaut who found his way through space gets lost on a oneway street. [whistles] hi, tony, im just reading about you. Did you, uh, see the front page yet . Yes, ive seen it, and dr. Bellows has seen it, and general peterson has seen it, and its a good picture of you. A good picture . What are you talking about . I dont go around like that. Wait a minute, what happened . I was teaching jeannie how to drive. I shouldve had my head examined. I think youre going to. Yeah . Major nelson. Yes, sir. Ive just had a meeting with general peterson about you. Oh, how is the general . The general is upset. He just had a call from washington from general burke. General burke is upset. Well, if you ask me, the whole things pretty funny. Oh, uh, do you . The press has been calling me all morning. Theyre having quite a field day with this little joke. Oh, is that right, sir . Well, im sure theyll forget about it as soon as you call the Police Commissioner again and u see, uh, officer anderson, who issued the ticket to your friend, is complaining that, uh, the air force has exercised undue influence. Sounds like a troublemaker to me. General peterson asked me to tell you that from now on, youre on your own. Do you understand, major . Oh, yes, yes. Oh, nice picture of you, major. And, uh, well be reading the newspapers very closely. You see, even dr. Bellows liked it. Huh . Aw. Boy, listen to him, youd think youd committed a murder or something. All you did was go down a oneway street the wrong way. Hey, thats pretty funny when you think about it. A oneway street [both laughing] yeah, i just hope the judge thinks its that funny. Well, you shouldnt have had dr. Bellows fix that ticket. Theyre really mad now. When officer andson gets you in front of that court hes going to love you. What are you talking about . Just say youre sorry. Have a nice man to man talk with him. Yeah, i dont know, roge. Doesnt sound like it would work well, you got nothing to lose. Yeah, and i suppose it i could try it. I could go down to the station and ask the desk sergeant if he could put me on no, no, no, dont go to the station. Too cold. Go to his house. Thats nice and friendly. Nice and warm, and remember yeah . Both be jolly nice. [ . . . ] [doorbell rings] [clears throat] uh, officer anderson . Yeah . Oh, hello, major. Hello. What do you want . Oh, i was just wondering if i could talk to you a couple of minutes. Come on in. Thank you. What can i do for you, major . Frankly, id like to talk to you about the summons you gave me. Oh, you would. Yeah. Just let me get a cigarette. Tony of course. Anderson thank you. Sit down, major. Oh, thank you. Probably more comfortable. Yes, im terribly sorry. Say, uh, you, uh you have quite a reputation. You, uh, ii read the article in theme magazine last week, and it was excellent, really excellent. Oh, thank you. You have quite a reputation yourself. Well, thats part of the reason i wanted to talk to you. I suppose being celebrities of a sort. You mean, you came to talk to me about the ticket . Yes. Um. Well, i wanted to apologize for what happened. You mean, you admit you were wrong . Yes, i did make a mistake. You violated the law. Well, ii dont want you to think it was intentional. It certain but you did. Yes, yes, i did, and, uh, i now that ive said im sorry, i feel much better for it. Um, im a serviceman myself. I understand about duty. Well, its certainly been nice talking to you, and oh, what a splendidlooking young chap. Is this your son . My nephew. Loves the space age. Big fan of yours. Oh, really . Say, uh, ill bet he would like a model of the x15. Is that an offer . Oh, well, yes, yes. Oh, thank you. If you would just give me his address, i could i beg your pardon. I said if you could give me his address, i could send it immediately. Oh, that wont be necessary, major. To hear. Nice boy. You just tried to bribe me. [ . . . ] [whistles] hi. Oh, hi, roge. Hi, hi. Can i talk to you a minute . Im im sorry, im kind of busy right now, im going to court. Yeah, well, thats what id like to talk to you about. Id like to go with you. You dont have one, do you . I dont think i need a lawyer. Well, thats where you almost made a very serious mistake. You gotta have somebody speak for you. Its just a small little case. Its a traffic case, you know. Theres nothing small or simple in law, you know. What do you know about it . Well, i studied prelaw before i was an astronaut. I probably could fix it up, so you wouldnt get a fine at all. Hey, you did, you had a whole year of law. Listen, if you cant help your best friend, why, who can you help . Hey, thats right. Youll be out in two seconds. You would be a lot better than me. Just let me do all the talking. Nt say anything. Tony yeah. Judge youve heard the facts of the case, mr. Zane. What have you got to say about it . Zane i have been stealing fruits, your honor, but ive been out of work for four months and have six kids at home to feed. As soon as i get a job, ill pay it all back. Mmhm. All right. However, ill suspend that sentence when restitution is made. Look, dont worry about a thing. Just leave it to me. The meaner they are, the better i like em. Dont do anything flashy. Just leave it to me. Bailiff Anthony Nelson. Thats us. [ . . . ] [indistinct chatter] uh, your honor, im representing major nelson. Judge is the arresting officer here . Ah, the defendant is charged with, uh, going the wrong way down a oneway street. Uh, sir, i we plead guilty. Id like to pay the fine. And attempting to bribe an officer in the performance of his duty. How do you plead . Could i talk to my client a couple of minutes . One minute. One minute. Whats this about a bribe . You didnt tell me anything about a bribe w a model of the x15, thats all. Thats all . And he well fix him. Your honor, this whole thing has become ridiculous. I would hardly call an offer of a model plane a bribe. What do you have to say to that . Anderson it wouldnt be an important bribe to you or to me, and he was trying to reach me through that little boy. How could you possibly do that to a little boy . I dont believe that you could oh, ahem, well, if officer andersons going to take that attitude, my client and i are not gonna plead guilty to anything. Dont worry about a thing. They made a mistake. They made me mad. Since the defendant denies all the charges, does the arresting officer wish to offer evidence . I object judge sit down. Yes, sir. For the record, could you identify major nelson . Certainly, your honor. Major nelson is right there. [magic boings] and there. There. And there. [laughing] can you identify major nelson or not . Anderson my eyes are a little blurred, your honor, but ii would like to show the court a Motion Picture i took of major nelsons confession. I think this will clear up any questions the court may have. Uh, bailiff, please. [ . . . ] anderson [on screen] hello, major. Come on in. [giggles] [whack] [all laughing] [laughing] when he ran that film . Yeah, now, look, i dont want you to be too amused, especially in front of jeannie. All right, come on, cool it. Uh, jeannie, would you come out, please . Did it go well, master . Oh, yes, yes, it just it went fine, jeannie. But i dont want you to think that all Police Officers are like officer anderson. Oh, i do not, master. Good, and in the future, you just stay out of his way, huh . Oh, i will, master. Hey, how about me in there, huh . Me, was i pretty good . Maybe i shouldve been a lawyer . [chuckling] yeah, sure. Hey, you want to stay for dinner . No, ive gotta be going. Can i use yours . Oh, sure. May i have the keys, please . Are you going driving, major healey . No, jeannie. Im going straight home. I will drive you home. Sure, you will, yeah. [engine revving] [ . . . ] jeannie. Jeannie wait Jeannie Jeannie t turn, dont turn. Roger whoa, jeannie. [indistinct chatter] [laughs] yeah. Ah youre pretty good, you know that . What are you doing . Whos winning . [grunts] [narrator]t my chest hurts, i cant breathe. 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Oh, its a its a new theory im working on. Um. Reactive aerodynamics. I knew it. You did . We must apologize for intruding on your sunday like this, but we were just passing by we were nowhere near the place. Oh, no, its all my fault, major. I made alfred drop by. Ive been dying to see your house. A bachelor living all alone. I cant wait to see what youve done with it. Oh. Its just an ordinary, everyday, runofthemill house. You could call this house a lot of things, major. But i dont think you could call it that. Do you mind if i take a peek . Oh, uh uh uh, mrs. Bellows im sorry, but when amanda makes up her mind. Uh, yes, sir. Oh. Its charming. Utterly charming. Oh, well, im glad you like it. It looks so. Lived in. Yes. I, uh, expected to see more of a haunted house. [tony laughing] and you live here all alone. Yes. Well, im just going to have to find a nice young girl for you. Ooh. Whwhat happened . Oh, its its, uh its the wind. When the the kitchen door is opened, it whips around the corner here. Oh, what a heaven kitchen. Yes. Were just going to have to get you married. Ahh oh but major, theres no wind. Uh, cat, sir. You dont have a cat. The neighbors cat. Youre going to make someone a marvelous husband. Oh huh . Oh, alfred. Look its exactly what ive been looking for, for the living room. You know, that place over in the oh. Wherever did you find it . I, uh, picked it up on a Deserted Island in the pacific. Its just a little piece of bad luck. I must have it. Well, i i really couldnt let it go, mrs. Bellows, im sorry. Yes, salvatori sons can make an exact duplicate of this. Thats an excellent idea. Now, dont you worry. Dont you worry about your bottle, major. Ill bring it in first thing in the morning. It will take no time at all to make a copy of it. I dont think its a good idea. Why dont you let me give you a lamp . Or the couch . Its a brand new couch. No, no, no. I have what i want. When amanda makes up her mind, theres no telling exactly what [glass smashing] oh. Talk to your neighbor about their cat. re not gonna have any bricabrac left. Goodbye, major. Thank you so very much. Uh dont you worry about this bottle. Ill bring it back if i could talk to you goodbye, major. Enjoy your day. Ye ow you let that woman take my bottle wwell, what could i do . You saw how she there was nothing i could do. When shes through having a copy made, shes going to find you a wife. Well who could afford a wife . Im gonna spend my life paying for the stuff you broke. What am i going to do without my bottle . Shes gonna have a copy made. [chuckles] well, i dont know. Uh. Uh. Look, look, look. Look, nice drawer. Youd be comfortable in there. I do not want to sleep in a drawer. Well, uh. Here, look, look i think i will take in your bedroom. But, mine . Well, where would i stay . In the drawer, master. Oh, jeannie, now jeannie . Jeannie [chuckling] there. You will be nice and comfortable. Wait a minute, jeannie. You dont expect me to sleep in here yes, master. And in the morning, i am sure you will have thought of a way to get my bottle back. Now, wait one minute, young lady. If you think youre gonna get away hey, now, wait jeannie ahh oh. Its the most comfortable drawer i ever slept in. Let me out of here, please. Did you figure out a way to get my bottle back . [sighs] yes, i did. Ooh what are you going to do . [grunts] im gonna call salvatori sons, and tell them to have the duplicate bottle finished by tonight. And then on my way home from work, ill pick it up. Oh what time are you it up . About 7 00. Oh. Oh, i cannot wait. Oh, master, i will go down there and get into the bottle, and wait for you, and you can pick both of us up at the same time. Uh, nno. I dont think thats a terribly good idea, jeannie. Please. No, im afraid not. Please. No, really. Please, please, please, please . All right, its against my better judgment. But be careful. Oh, yes, master okay. Im gonna go get dressed. [laughs] uh, would you . [chuckles] [ . . . ] look at that. No one can tell one from the other. Hm. Oh, here, here. Just a little bit here. Aha. [ . . . ] [delighted squeal] [sighs] salvatori now. We wrap them and, uh, im gonna deliver them to mrs. Bellows, huh . Son yes, papa. Oh. [door bell jingles] i appreciate your coming along. It should take a couple of minutes. How do you get yourself into these things . Can i help you . Oh, yes. Thats it. You want to see it, huh . Uh, no. Im in kind of a hurry. A friend of ours is waiting for us to pick her up. Oh. I see. All right. Then ill bring here your bottle, huh . Gino gino yes, papa. You bring here the original bottle for mr. Nelson. Yes, papa. Thank you. Salvatori uh, you know, it takes a little time, but it comes out so perfect. Im proud of myself. Tony oh, good. Salvatori here you are. Tony thank you very much. Mrs. Bellows bottle. Tony oh, good. Tell her i hope she enjoys it. Good night, and thanks again. Salvatori good night. No. No no, youve got the wrong bottle oh, master master, no help help [sobbing] boy, ill bet jeannie cant wait to get out of that bottle. Yeah. There we are. Come on out, jeannie. Leave it. Come on, jeannie. Come on out. Jeannie . Say, you dont think that we couldve gotten the wrong bottle, do you . Of course. Of course its the wrong bottle. Theres not even any furniture in there. You know you know what this means . Dr. Bellows has the bottle, and jeannies inside of it. I have an uncle in the insurance business. Maybe he could get jobs for both of us. Ill get it back. Amanda, were gonna be late. Its very neurotic of you. Im coming, im coming. You know, youre very compulsive about being prompt. That isnt healthy. Amanda. [phone rings] oh. Who now . Dr. Bellows. Tony oh, uh, hello, dr. Bellows . This is major nelson. How are you this evening, sir . Oh, im just fine, thank you, major. What can i do for you . Uh, i went over to salvatoris and, uh, picked up my bottle. I got the wrong one. I think you have the original. Oh . As a matter of fact, it was just delivered. Oh, im sorry, major. But were just on our way out to a dinner party. Well, ii can be there in 10 minutes. Well, there wont be anyone here, major. Uh, but, sir, ive got to have that bottle tonight. Well, look, uh. Does it matter whether its tonight or tomorrow . Its just a bottle, isnt it . Oh. Well, yyes. Yeah, it then ill see that you get it tomorrow. Now, is there anything else . No, i cant think of anything, sir. Then good night, major. Good night. Hm. Oh, uh. I forgot to tell you, darling, the, uh mr. Salvatori just delivered the bottle. Oh, i cant wait to see what its like. Uhuhuh. You can wait until tomorrow. Were late. Come on oh, darling. The major was very awfully anxious about his bottle. I know. I bet its like a blanket to him. You know . It gives him a sense of security . Amanda, leave the psychoanalyzing to me. Hm . Were late. Give you the bottle in the morning. When they get back from the party, whats the first thing mrs. Bellows is gonna do . Take off her girdle. Roger, shes going to open the bottle. And guess whos gonna come out . Well, i have another uncle in the real estate business. Weve got to get that bottle right away. You said it was in dr. Bellows house. Yeah, thats right. Well, what are we gonna do . How are we gonna get it . Were gonna break in. Oh. No, were not. No, no. Give me that. Wait. Im not going to break in. Youre going to break in. Im not going to break in. Get the flashlight. John, were giving you a raise. Thats fantastic but im gonna pass. Are you ok . Honey, you got another present. No thank you, dad. Who says no to more . Time warner cable internet gives you more t. Like ultrafast speeds up to 300 megs. Thats 50x faster than dsl. This Internet Speed is sick. Get 50 meg internet starting at 39. 99 a month. Call now. 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Wait. I just figured out we could get 10 years for this. You take that side of the house, ill take this side. And a courtmartial. Huh . Oh, go on. And thats not all. Yeah. I hate leaving a party early. Im sorry, darling. I cant help it if ive got a splitting headache. I didnt say you could help it. I merely said it was psychosomatic. Why couldnt i have married a butcher . Oh, come now. Were being burglarized. Go call the police. While i go call the police, they could escape. Well, whwhat are you gonna do . Im going in there. Darling, you cant. You could get yourself killed. I can take care of myself, my dear. Alfred, i didnt mean what i said about the butcher. No guilty feelings, please. Alfred [whispers] whwhere are you going . I have a gun in the garage. Uh, come with me. [laughs nervously] yahh in the study. Hey, look, why dont we turn on some lights so we so we can see what were doing, huh . We dont want anybody to know were in here, remember . Oh, yeah. Yeah, i remember. Come on. Yeah. I once saw a movie where an innocent guy helped his friend break into a house to steal some letters. What happened . They were both machinegunned to death. Lets go. Lets take one more look over here. Now, wait a minute. Come on. Wait. There it is great. Well, lets get her and get out of here. Jeannie . Oh good. [clatters] whatd you do . I just knocked over the chinese checkers. Well, pick em up are you kidding . Who wants to be neat at a time like this . You want dr. Bellows to know somebodys been in his house . Thats what i said. Lets pick em up. Im gonna take them by surprise. Hide somewhere until its over. All right. Good luck. And remember, alfred, shoot first and ask questions afterward. Tony hurry roger ooh oh i just lost some of my marbles put your hands up and stay right where you are major healey. What are you doing here . Oh. Oh, ask [gasps] major nelson what are you doing . Would you mind explaining to me what . Hes asleep. Asleep . Oh, sir, he cant be asleep. Thats impossible. We just [grunts] oh. Oh, asleep yes, sir. Hes asleep. Hes sleepwalking. Yeah, well, you see, uh, tony sleepwalked here. Thats and you came along to see that nothing would happen to him. Not so loud. Youll wake him up. Mustnt startle him. Yeah. Give me a hand with him, will you . We may as well put him on the couch. Yeah, easy. Oh oh, hes very heavy. Yes, sir. Ooh no, no, no. Oh, hes a heavy sleepwalker. Amanda alfred . Alfred, are you all right . Oh. Major healey, major nelson. What . What are they doing here . Major nelson is sleepwalking. Hes been sleepwalking. Sleepwalking. In our house . Why . Well, uh, im glad you asked that. You see, uh we, uh when he was a little boy, he used to walk well, its really quite obvious. You see, major nelson came here because he wanted his bottle. Yeah, well, i knew youd find out sooner or later. You see, our problem is and it was preying on his mind. Preying on his subconscious. Why, its the old classic case. You know, i bet i can tell you exactly what happened. I wish you would. He went to sleep. But he couldnt sleep because the bottle was on his mind. The compulsion to get it back was so strong that he got up, and then either phoned you or went to your house . Either way. And then you came here with him. Hm. Marvelous. Oh, darling, however did you figure all that out . My dear, im a psychiatrist. Amanda. But, uh. Is why this bottle means so much to major nelson. Uh. Well, sir, as i was saying, see, we had two bottles no, no, no. The truth, major healey. Yes, sir. Well, you see, we had the two bottles, and we tried to get [grunts] yes . Major nelson here. Darling, hes waking up. Now, theres nothing to be alarmed about, major nelson. Nothing to be alarmed about. Youre in my house. In your house, dr. Bellows . I knew hed be surprised. S youve been walking in your sleep. [laughing] tony ive never done that before, sir. Believe me, theres nothing to worry about. 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