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Started with what . Well, the first thing id best be doing is finding myself a job. What sort of work do you do, gerry . Well, if i do say so myself, im pretty good at weaving. Maybe i can find you something in the garment industry. Or you might even get a job as a model. A model aw, sure and youre playing games with me, isnt he . Not yet. Thats the baby. The baby. Well, aint that darling . You dont like cats . That i dont the way theyre always sneaking around and jumping at you when you least expect it. Honey, while youre taking care of the baby, ill show gerry to the guest room. Oh, thats a marvelous idea. While darrins taking care of the baby, ill show you to the guest room. Mmm, i must say, samantha, it was a wonderful dinner. Thank you, gerry. Honey, you cant fix that. The holes this big. I can always make another sleeveless sweater out of it. Its too late. Too late . Im afraid i mended it before dinner. Let me see, honey. Why, thats about the best reweaving job i ever saw yes, its most unusual. Oh, my well, sure. Come on, honey. No, you two darlings go ahead. Well, ive heard of being handy with a needle, but this is ridiculous. And whats even more ridiculous is your gullibility, my dear. Did you ever see a human who could do weaving like that . But mother, gerrys a friend of darrins greataunt. If she is, im his great uncle. You mean shes one of us . No. Just think a minute. Hates cats . [ gasps ] a wood nymph and theres only one thing a wood nymph hates worse than a cat, a witch. A witch. Well, i wonder what she wants. I dont know, but youd better find out. [ gerry giggling ] and fast bye [ ding ] oh, samantha, its a Lovely Garden you have. Well, thank you, gerry. Oh, darling, i thought i heard the baby. Would you mind taking a peek . Sure. Maybe gerryd like to watch a little television. I have some other entertainment in mind. Well, good all right, you. What do you want here . Why, whatever do you mean . Youre a wood nymph, arent you . [ sighs ] right you are. That i am. And i dont mind telling you, its a great relief to be getting it off me chest. I mean, the burden that i been carryin hold it never mind the blarney. I want to know what youre doing here oh. Well, as you must know, its the work of a wood nymph ll the true sons of the old sod, and me ive been taking care of darrins family for centuries. Shes as snug as a [ ding ] sorry i had to put you in the deep freeze, darling, but we have to thrash this out. All right. Now, i want the truth. [ tinkles ] [ cats yowling ] if you dont tell me why youre really here, ill let them in. No, no. Dont be doing that. Will you tell me the truth . Yes, yes dont let them in [ tinkles, yowling stops ] well . Its the curse of killcarney county thats brought me here. The curse of what . Killcarney county. That was the manor house of darrin the bold. And he lived in the 15th century. Well, what did darrin the bold do . He slew rufus the red, thats what he did. He was a darling man and a good friend the way hed always leave little bits of food out on the doorstep so wed never go hungry. And when darrin slew him, we put a curse on him and on all his descendants. So now you know. But thats not fair my darrin didnt have anything to do with it. Well, i know that, but a curse is a curse, and i shouldnt have to be tellin the likes of you that. Oh mother mother, youre going to have to do something oh, samantha, please dont carry on so. Its embarrassing and human. Now, actually, he just might survive this curse, you know . Suppose he doesnt. Ve that youre joking, but whether you are or not, i am not going to take this lying down. Now, do you remember when all this happened . Sure i do. Its burned in me memory. How about a temporary truce . Well, i, uh youve waited 500 years. Now, a few hours cant make any difference. I dont think [ imitates cat hissing ] all right, all right mother . What . Id like to speak to you in private. As soon as i get him back in circulation. [ tinkles ]. Bug in a rug. Excuse me. Oh, sure. Would you like to watch television . Theres a good movie on tonight. Oh, what is it . The cat and the canary. Why dont we just sit down and have a little chat . Well, that suits me. Samantha, you cant be serious. Oh, but, mother, its the only way. No oh, mother, please lets try undo the deed. I wish youd stop referring to it as if it were some sort of parlor game, instead of one of the most dangerous of all practices if i can go back to the 15th century, i can stop darrin the bold from killing rufus the red, and the curse will be removed. You dont realize how risky it is. Once you go back in time, you wont be able to use your witchcraft. I know. Youll have only your wits to rely on. Well, i realize that its a risk, ill have to take. Samantha. Get ready for takeoff. 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[ both laugh ] oh, you beautiful thing oh, youre marvelous young woman sire [ ding ] [ laughter continues ] ah, this is good, but youre better. Sire oh, please, sire. I have to finish me work upstairs. Not until you finish your work downstairs [ clears throat ] well. [ irish accent ] your tankard of ale, sire. And what is your name, lass . Samantha, sire. Samantha oh, thats a lovely name. Its lovely, lovely. Tell me something, girl. Aye . How is it that the likes of you has escaped me notice when theres a light about you that shines forth like a beacon at sea, and your hair all golden round your head . A noble lord waits without and would speak with you, sire. Let him enter enter i am rufus the red. I am darrin the bold. I would set up me camp in your fields for the night. You may do so. You will provide grain for the horses and food for my men . If you pay. A guest does not pay. A guest is invited. I do not pay i do not give pay youve got a great deal to learn about chivalry, sir. Do you prefer to duel on foot or mounted . On foot that way youll be closer to your grave. At my camp . Within the hour. So be it. [ grunting ] [ chuckles ] rufus who goes there . tis i. Ah, you belong to darrin, do you not . I belong to no man. And what can i do for you, lass . Would you put your wee boot on that, sire . Height, 63. Well, what are you doing . Oh, dont pay any attention to me. Waist, 36. Now, place your arms so, sire. Now breathe in. [ inhales deeply ] now out. [ exhales deeply ] first, what do you weigh . 13 stone 8, but oh, no doubt about it. Im going to need a very sturdy cloth. What are you talking about, lass . Well, would you believe it . The last few souls that challenged his master came right through the shrouds. Shroud . Youre measuring me for a shroud . Ooh, theres not a thing to worry about, sire. And you work for darrin the bold . Only for the master, sire. Why, there arent enough hours in the day or the night for me to make all the shrouds i have to make. He keeps you that busy . Well, im not sure about that, sire. Perhaps it would be fairer to say that the men who challenge the master keep me that busy. Why, just last month, he. Well, come in, lass, come in. Please, sire, ive come to speak to you on a matter of grave importance. Ow somehow im gettin the feeling that i dont appeal to you. Oh, no, no, sire. I really like ye. Its just that. Im shy. If you were any shier, id be bruised from head to toe. What is this matter of grave importance . I just happened to be walking by the camp of rufus the red, and i overheard some of his men talkin. Now, whatever you do, dont fight rufus on foot. Hes killed over 100 men that way. Bah, 100 men 100 men, you say . Aye. Why do you think they call him rufus the red . Not because of his hair . Because of crrrrk perhaps it would be wiser if i fought him mounted. It would be, d try some other way. What other way is there . Well, how about a nice wrestling match . You seem to be very good at that. [ knock on door ] enter oh, muldoon, its not time for the duel yet. Theres no rush. Theres no duel, sire. Theres not . Why not . Rufus the red has sent men to pay for the food and grain they need. You dont say. [ normal voice ] oh, thats terrific [ irish accent ] i mean, the saints be praised. So the snivelin coward backed out of the duel. Yes, sire. [ door closes ] well, sire, maybe he heard what a brave fighter you are, and all the great battles youve won, and the fierce dragons that youve killed. Aye, that would strike fear in what dragons . I never fought a dragon. You havent . No. Not that i can remember. Oh, well, i wouldnt mention that to rufus. He somehow got the impression that you hold the worlds record for dragon slewing uh, slaying. Now, if youll excuse me, sire, me work here is finished. Oh, no, its not. Mother [ ding ] i knew the lass had spirit, but this is ridiculous oh, darrin [ both shouting ] oh, are you all right . Oh, me poor darlin. Oh, its all my fault. Oh, no, you tried to warn me. Oh, look, gerry gerry, gerry, please i think i better tell you something. Im very much in love with my wife, and if you dont stop chasing me around, ill be on crutches by the time samantha gets back. Well, well. When the cats away, the mouse will play, wont she . Or try to. Well, iii i was just trying to give a bit of comfort to the poor man. Sure you were. Well, gerry, me darling, youll be happy to know that you can leave now. Ive undone the killing of rufus the red, and the curse on Darrin Stephens has been lifted. I dont believe you. Well, go home. Youll find out. Im not budging till i have positive proof. How else can i prove it . Thatll not be a problem of mine. Well, if you wont go back, endora yes, dear . She wants positive proof. You shall have it. [ thunder crashes ] rufus, me darling gerry, my love [ both laugh ] oh, samantha, i want you to meet a darling man, the love of my life, rufus the red. Weve sort of met. Darrin is that you, samantha . Oh, dear. Uh, yes, darrin. Dont tell me hes here. Id hate to have to explain all this, so, if you dont mind. Ah, not in the least. [ ding ] ah oh, its happy indeed youve made me. Come, darling. Goodbye, samantha. [ ding ] hi. Hi did you miss me . Mmm, i sure did. With someone like gerry to keep you company . Oh, come on. Shes awful pretty. But, sam, shes too aggressive. Shes gonna have trouble getting a man. Oh, i dont think so. By the way, she told me to tell you goodbye. She left . How come . Well, you might say she, um, got her old job back. Good. Anyway, im glad to see you. Darrin . No. Captions by vitac www. Vitac. Com teddy bear oh, really, tabitha. Mustnt twitch. You know, lately, youve been positively. Mother . Mother, have you been encouraging her again . I have told you especially where tabithas concerned. Now, thats final [ ding ] dear, im going to have to have a very serious talk with your grandmother. Oh, come now, samantha. One more word about that dreadful lady, and ill have to go. Oh uncle arthur what are you doing in there . Ive been framed [ laughs ] [ ding ] sammy, dear you just keep getting prettier and prettier. Oh, where have you been . Its been much too long. It certainly has if youve started making speeches to yourself. Who do we have to thank for that . The wicked witch of the west . Now, uncle arthur, you stop that. I can see you havent changed a bit. Neither have your jokes. Teddy bear. Ive a good mind to pop you out right into the next century. Endora speak of the devil. You wont believe this, but weve been talking about you. You call yourself my brother . Only when im forced to, endora. I deny it as much as possible. Now, now, uncle arthur, mother, please. Oh, its too late. Youve seen the last of me. Im leaving, never to return again. See . That didnt take long. Im only here to help. I havent left yet. Well, hurry it up, will you . Wed like to be alone. [ hisses ] [ ding ] you made her awful mad, uncle arthur. No telling what shell do. Darrin hi, honey well, if it isnt my old yagazuzi nephewinlaw. [ laughs ] he just got here practically. Didnt you, uncle arthur . As a matter of fact, mother was here, too, but im afraid they had words. Words . Theres the understatement of the century. The truth is, uncle arthur sent her away. He sent your mother away . Yes. You see, mother was so angry that she left, swearing never to return again uncle arthur, uncle arthur, old pal, old buddy hiya, fella. Glad to see you. Put her there. You know, your uncle arth t if you had away from home . Ency my chest hurts, i cant breathe. [narrator] what you need is mobilehelp, americas premiere mobile medical alert system. Most systems only work at home, but with mobilehelp, you get help outside the home with coverage nationwide on one of the largest Cellular Networks at the press of a button. I couldnt dial 911 because i was out of it. 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Mobilehelp has given me my life because im not restricted anymore. I have freedom to live now. [narrator] join the thousands of people nationwide already using mobilehelp, and remember, mobilehelp keeps you safe coast to coast. How much longer is he going to stay here . I dont mind his walking the baby so much its what he does to entertain her pushing her stroller on a red carpet in front of Gladys Kravitz yet dancing on the ceiling, darrin, i know you have every right to complain im not complaining, im not yes, i am. Hes been here what three days . Talk about influencing the baby. And what he does to me that im not too crazy about either complain, darling. Dont rave. I just dont happen to think that a hotfoot made with real lightning is funny i dont know why. Maybe im sick. I am sick sick of him. The more i see of uncle arthur, the lovelier your mother becomes. Id take endora any day. The man has come to his senses at last. He finally appreciates the real me. Mother, youre back naturally. You didnt think id stay away and let that ridiculous excuse for a warlock exert his outrageous influence on my grandchild, did you . And i want to thank you for your compliment, darwin. Darrin thats right. Look at him. Hes practically cakewalking down the street. Oh, hes such an exhibitionist mother, what am i going to do . I dont want to hurt his feelings. I love him, but i cant let him take over tabitha. The chances of that happening have been eliminated. They have . How . Your mother is here. Need i say more . Yeah, yeah much more what does that mean . It means from this moment on, r tabitha, and protect her from that overanimated orangutan. What . I have decided to move into that house on the corner. What corner . That one the house on the corner across the street. Theres no house on that corner. Its a vacant lot. It was a vacant lot. [ ding ] endora. It has to be endora. Who else . The madame lafarge of all time. Ill fix her wagon. You just cant zap up a house on a vacant lot. That lot belongs to somebody. Somebody owns it. You cant build on it without a permit. Havent you ever heard of a permit . Never. You have heard of city hall, the county assessors, the Tax Department oh, samantha, he does get so tiresome. Well, so do you, mother, when you wont listen to reason. Endora. Well, we certainly have missed you. Long time, no see. And we thought you said you were leaving for good. Any resemblance between George Washington and myself is purely coincidental. Rumor hath it you put that house on the corner. I put my house on the corner. Mother intends to live there. Over his dead body. Wait a minute stop helping me going to zap yourself a roost around here as long as i can help it. That house goes. [ ding ] arthur, dont annoy me. I have spoken. That house stays. Now, mother. Uncle arthur, please. You cannot put that house back there. What would the neighbors say . What would they think . I dont care what the neighbors think. Dont worry, sammy. I wont let her be a nuisance to you and tabitha. Anything mother hubbard can zap, i can zap better. [ ding ] oh, mmother, please now wait a minute i can handle this. Mother knows best. [ ding ] aah little boy blue, if its hostilities you want, would you say no to a lot more money . [excited scream] you just won a Million Dollars no thanks. Nice balloons, though or no to more Vacation Days . Janet, im giving you an extra weeks vacation oh, ah. Nooo. What . No way. Who says no to more . Time warner cables all about giving you more. Like the most free hd channels and virtually unlimited movies and shows on demand, so you can binge all day. Call now. And dont forget the free tv app. Get ultrafast internet with secure home wifi to connect all your devices. Saving on mobile data fees, helps big time. Switch to time warner cable. For 89. 99 a month youll get free hd channels, 100 meg internet and unlimited calling to half the world. Switching is easy. Get our exclusive 1hour arrival window, a moneyback guarantee with no contract to sign. Plus get free installation, tv equiment and epix included. Really . Honest. No. All right, abner. Now tell me im crazy. Now tell me im making things up. There it is a fullgrown house that grew up out of nowhere. See for yourself. Gladys, how can i see for myself . For you. Youre checking over the wrong person. Gladys . Gladys gladys take a couple of aspirins and lie down. Ill be right home. Which will give you a fair idea of the kind of a nut i am. Abner, dont you dare hang up on me. Ever again. Ive heard all i care to hear. Well, youre gonna hear a lot more, dimples. Dimples . Tabitha is trying to take a nap, or doesnt anybody care . I care, and as far as im concerned, theres nothing more to be said. Are you all right, sweetheart . Oh, sure. Other men have trouble with the finance company, the income Tax Department, but not me i got it soft. So resign yourself, charlie charming. You have just moved out. [ ding ] okay, whos fooling around . Aah its back the house is back [ groans ] is it back . Of course its back. Do you think youre playing with children . I sort of hate to do it, but, uh, i guess ill have to paste her. Uncle arthur, you wouldnt leave him alone i mean, stay out of it, dear. Thats an excellent suggestion. Dont you and darwin have something to do somewhere else in the house . Ill heat the hot water. Great idea. Just what we need more hot water. [ sighs ] thank goodness youve come. Are you mrs. Kravitz . Thats right. Im the one who called. This it . Thats it. Thats the missing house, only it came back. You noticed . I noticed. Listen, noel the thing is, the house doesnt belong here in the first place. Thats a vacant lot. Oh, come on it sure is, lady. Ill check inside with the lady. You call in and check out the address. Okay, lady . Oh, yes. Actually, this is a very strange neighborhood. But i cant get anybody to believe it, not even my husband. Or ill evaporate you. Howd you like to be turned into a halfpint of sour cream . Mother, uncle arthur . Now listen to me, both of you. I have had it i beg your pardon . I love you, mother, but. Hear that . But. I dont need any editorial comments from you, uncle arthur. Anyway, youre next. Now, mother, listen to me. I will not have my home turned into a reenactment of the civil war. Did i make that plain . R i dont want. I said, i will not if you expect me to apologize for something your uncle arthur. I am not asking for an apology. I am demanding privacy. Now, ill admit im a little bit torn when we get into these witchesworldversus mortalworld battles. I can see both sides, and i try to take both sides. I try very hard to be fair. But sometimes you can try so hard to be fair that you end up being nothing yes, of course. She gets it from me. I dont care where i get it. The point is, if youre going to fight, youre gonna have to fight someplace else. Either that or stop fighting completely. Really, samantha just like that . Yes. Just like that. Now, both of you kiss and make up. Go on kiss her that desperate. Im afraid they are. Now, i am going to tell darrin that peace Reigns Supreme one way or the other. And when i come back here, i want evidence of it. [ exhales ] what did you say . What happened . What have you been doing . Bluffing. Lem is, if they dont buy it, i dont know how im gonna enforce it. Frankly, i forget who started it. I remember. You did. No. No, if memory. Serves me correctly, it began oh, arthur, forget it. It began the day you were born. Up until then, i was an only child. Endora, if its any comfort to you, ve always thought of you as one. Not only an only child, an only. Everything. Why, arthur. You like that . Why, yes, i do. An only everything, which is probably why i tease you so unmercifully out of sheer jealousy. Thats probably it. And for kicks. What youre leading up to in your usual inadequate way is to do what samantha asked try to get along. I know the thought is revolting, but. Well, we could try, i suppose. We could start by only seeing each other when we are invisible. Yes, thats a good idea. Shes right, you know. We have been turning her home into a civil war. Remember the civil war . [ laughs ] oh. I was with general lee. I was with general grant. He had more booze. Invisible . Invisible. And our separate ways . You go yours. Ill go mine. Fine. First, well have to divvy up. Which half of the world do you want . Noel . Hey, noel noel what is it, floyd . Come on in. Id just as soon you came outside, noel, if its all the same to you. Well, for what its worth, it looks like theyre gone. More important, it feels like theyre gone. My bluff must have worked [ chuckles ] how bout that . You know, sometimes i even surprise myself. Any idea where theyve gone . No, but the one thing im sure of is that wherever they did go, they didnt go together. Forgive me, but they couldnt go away far enough as a matter of fact, i could do without a visit from any one of your relatives for, say, another 2,000 or 3,000 years. You know get them back get them back who . Your mother, uncle arthur anybody its still there the house is still there on the corner oh, no oh, yes and look whos in front of it the police well, some more of Gladys Kravitzs handiwork, no doubt. Im telling you, noel, i checked with city hall. There isnt any house here. Did you tell them there was . Yep. What did they say . They like to argue. They say theres no permit, no registration, no nothing. They say if anybody did build a house here with no permit or registration, theres gonna be some trouble. Come on. Lets go inside. Inside . Why . So you can see what i saw. For a house that aint here, its got a lot of things going for it hot and cold running water, come on. Sam, are you sure you can make the house disappear . Oh, well, certainly. As long as mother and uncle arthur are out of the way, there shouldnt be any problem. Wait a minute. What happens if you make the house disappear while the police and mrs. Kravitz are inside . Oh, they will, too. They will, too, what . Disappear. Disappear where . Dont answer that, okay . As soon as they come out. Uhhuh . You know something, i just figured it out. Im glad this house showed up out of nowhere. If it hadnt, i wouldnt have reported it, you wouldnt have come out and seen it, and nobody would have believed it. Ive got a flash for you. I still dont believe it. Dont argue. Aah oh, poor old mrs. Kravitz. Sometimes my heart just goes right out to her. [ ding ] i knew it. I knew it. I knew when you said, you go your way and ill go mine, i knew youd come sneaking back here. Isnt that exactly what you had in mind . Well, if you think im going to let you stay around here and have free reign, particularly with halloween coming up especially with halloween coming up. Youre out of your everloving nefarious mind. Okay. I got the picture. [ . . . ] captions by vitac www. Vitac. Com [yawns] oh, good morning, master. I am sorry. I must have overslept. Good morning, jeannie. [gasps] you made breakfast all by yourself. Ever of you. Oh, help yourself. Is there any mail for me . Who would be writing to you . Oh, omar khayy . M, julius caesar. Oh. No, im sorry. It seems to be all for me. Oh, heres a reminder about the Television Show tomorrow night. What show is that, master . Oh, uh, once a year the American Air Force bases all over the world put on a talent show. They they pick a contestant from each base. Oh, that sounds exciting. The show on telstar. Theyll have, uh, someone broadcasting from alaska and hawaii and here at cape kennedy. The winner gets a trophy. Oh, good. We will put it on the mantel. What are you going to do . Im gonna sit in the audience to applaud. Oh, but you must be in the contest. [chuckling] well, what would i do . Well, does it matter . Well, yeah, a little. Well, you can do anything. Uh, no, no, jeannie. You can do anything. And dont. Oh, but the mantel needs a trophy. M not gonna be in that contest. I know you can sing. [chuckling] have you ever heard me sing . Oh, yes. You have a beautiful voice. Oh, come on, jeannie. Sing something, master. Oh, come on. No, no. Oh, please, please. Sing something from the opera we saw last night. What, rigoletto . Mmhm. Really . Uhhuh. Okay, why not. [both chuckle] [clears throat] [warbles verdis la donna e mobile] yeah, well, thats thats it. Yeah . [giggles] sing something else. Uh. Please. All right, um, why dont i try a . A light scale, hm . Mmhm. Mmhm. [in key] . La, la, la . . La, laaa . . Laaaa, laaaa, laaaaa . [stammering] did you see that . Saw it, but i dont believe it. 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Yes, i think you might say that, sir. Is there anything i can do for you . Well, um, i had some forms for you to fill out, but, uh, with a voice like that, you mustnt waste your time. Ill see you later, major. [ . . . ] [snickers] ahhhhh . [glass cracks] fantastic. [giggling] what am i doing . Jeannie. [jeannie laughs] jeannie. Yes, master. No. No, what . No, im not gonna be in that contest. Oh, but you must. How will i look if some other genies master wins . Well, i doubt if thatll ever come up. Now, just forget about the contest. If you say so, master. Oh, no you dont. Oh, no you dont. Youre gonna blink that voice away, or i wont forgive you. I swear. But it is such a lovely voice ah, no, ahah, jeannie. No, im not kidding. But no. Mm. Very well, master. I promise that you will not sing like caruso again. Wait. Hm . . Goodbye . All right. [sings notes offkey] and that makes you happier . Usually, when you do these things, i get into a lot of trouble. Luckily, this time theres theres been no trouble, and well, if you promise not to do it again, well just forget about the whole thing. Yes, master. Oh. Oh, master. When will major healey return . Uh, he oughta be back tomorrow. Look at this. Oh, good. Then i will find out when my birthday is. Yeah, i ive got to get back to the base. Would you clean up all this glass and that stuff, huh . Oh, certainly, master. [sighs] ill see you later. Mm. Byebye. Goodbye. [laughing] you entered me in what . Peterson i knew youd be pleased, tony. Oh, sir. I cant sing, general. I really i cant sing. I admire your modesty, major, but in this case, believe me, its misplaced. You have a voice that even caruso would have been proud of. Yeah, he was. Well, i mean youre gonna have to find somebody else to represent cape kennedy, sir. Well, i dont understand. I thought youd be proud to be up there, giving your all. Well, thats just it, its not my all to give. Major, you have the only voice ive ever heard that shatters glass. Ering] it was an accident, sir. Just an accident. Uh, believe me, if i went out there, id be singing under false pretenses. Why would you . Well, i i dont have a trained voice, sir. I dont have any control over it. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesnt. Tony, i have my heart set on this trophy. Now, youre gonna go in, and youre going to win, arent ya . Well, i [snaps] uh. The [sneezes] ive had this cold coming on. I feel its gonna get worse. We cant let that happen, can we, doctor . Oh, no. You go home and take care of it. Oh, well, i i want you in good shape for tomorrow night. Yes, sir, ill ill certainly try. I i its all right, thank you. [tony sneezes] [hoarsely] and so, my fellow members of congress, i say that on this great and glorious fourth of july, we should commemorate the magnificent pioneer spirits of those who blazed the trail for us, master . Hm . Master, it is 3 00 in the morning. What are you doing . I im just reading a little. Your voice sounds hoarse. Does it . Yeah, oh, no, i feel fine. You go to bed. You sure you feel all right . [chuckling] i never felt better in my life. [clears throat] in 1776, when our brave forefathers took this first magnificent step towards liberty and went into battle, it was because they heard the voices of the oppressed crying, [normal voice] help. [groans] help. Help. Help. [ . . . ] jeannie. [magic boings] good morning, master. [chuckling] oh, good morning. Did you sleep well . No, as a matter of fact, i didnt. I didnt close my eyes once last night. Spent the whole night coming to a decision. Well, i decided that since i cant get out of the contest, i might as well go in and win it. [chuckling] thats nice. Thank you, master. As a matter of fact, i kind of enjoyed singing like caruso. [snickers] did you . Mmhm. As a matter of fact, i think the trophy oughta go right here. Oh, perhaps a nice vase would be better, master. When i have a trophy . [offkey] . La, la, la, laaaaa . . Laaaaaa . Oh, thank you. Ahem. [clears throat] wouldnt they be surprised if i sang like that tonight, huh . [both chuckle] okay, go ahead. Go ahead . Yeah, you know, uh, blink in caruso. No. No, what . No, master . Jeannie, i want to sing like caruso. Who said i canst not . You did. Oh, remember . You made me promise that you would never sing like caruso again, or you would never forgive me. Dont listen to what i told you, listen to what im telling ya. Oh, i knew you were yelling at me. Yelling at you . This is a whisper compared to if you want me, i will be shopping shopping . Jeannie in baghdad. Dont do this to me. Jeannie now, come on naaah listen, you see ahh, ahh, ahh. [sings note offkey] jeannie. [offkey] . Naaaaaaa . . Oooaahh . Ah what is it . Oh, whend you get back . Couple of minutes ago. Uh, what are you trying to do, anyway . Im trying to break that. You cant break that . No. Would you like some help . You think you could . Forget it. Hey, listen, uh, wheres jeannie . Id like to tell her about her birthday. She went shopping. Shopping yeah. Hey, look, why dont we get dressed up tonight and have a celebration, huh . Im sorry. Im busy tonight. Oh, doing what . I think you better sit down. I dont wanna sit down. Im singing in the air force contest tonight. Youre singing in the thats right. Why dont i sit down . Mmhmm. Youre sing . Youre singing in a contest with your voice . No, originally it was somebody elses voice. Hard to believe, but yesterday i sang a lot like caruso. Now or when he was living . Oh, im serious. Jeannie. Jeannie . Thats right. Jeannie gave you carusos voice . Well, maybe she changed it back again. Why dont you sing something. Ahem. All right. [warbles verdis la donna e mobile] [crying] im desperate, roger. If i dont sing tonight, general peterson and dr. Bellows are gonna think im letting em down. And if you do sing, youll by lynched. Do you realize about 30 Million People themselves to death. Thanks. Thanks, roge. I needed a friend like you to come back from the arctic and tell me really honest and straight. Wait a minute, wait a minute, you dont have to sing tonight. Oh, you dont have to sing. I just solved your whole problem. What . Oh, catch cold. Catch cold. Catch cold. All you have to do is take off your clothes, stand in front of an open window with the fan on you, put your feet in a tub of ice water im out of ice cubes. I already tried it. Jeannie wouldnt let me. Wait a minute. Oh, are you lucky to have me for a friend. What . Look at this. Now, just read out loud at the top of your voice, and i guarantee you within one hour, your throat will be cut. You tried it . Tony. You got a problem. Yes. Because one of the greatest minds of our time made her promise not to. Well, what do you do now . I dont know. I dont know. Do i . Do i throw myself on the mercy of general peterson, or do i jump in front of a truck . Jump in front of a truck. Peterson seventy, 80, 90, 100. I feel guilty about this. I should really give you odds. [knock on door] come in. Oh, im sorry oh, tony. Come on in, tony. We were just talking about you. Oh, uh, just talking about me, sir . This is general brill from Edwards Air Force base. This is major nelson. Oh, how do you do, sir . So this is the golden thrush. The golden thrush. Peterson yeah, i was telling him about you. As a matter of fact, i just bet 100 on it. A hundred dollars . Well, 100 is nothing youre right. You want to make it 200 . Youre on. I was telling general brill hes in for a big surprise tonight. Yes. Shall we save our ammunition . I think we oughta save our ammunition. Right. [phone rings] excuse me. Yes. Yeah. What . What well, if you tell them, if theyre not able to do the job properly, theyre not fit to be officers representing this command and i, personally, will see that theyre transferred to duties elsewhere ah, tony, my boy. That trophys gonna look wonderful sitting up there on the mantel in the officers club. Nds. [laughs] [all laughing] yes. Well, if you gentlemen will excuse me, please. Off to rehearse . Uh, no, sir, to find a truck. [both laugh] [toothbrush buzzing] [hums] [sighs] i wonder why they didnt ask me to sing in that contest tonight . I wish they had. Oh, hi, uh, have you heard from jeannie yet . No, but ive heard from general peterson. Roge, were gonna have an accident tonight. Hey, i think youve had an accident already. No, no. I mean, were gonna fake an accident. Were gonna go up to the country club for dinner tonight, and on the way, were gonna have a flat tire or, uh, bump a tree or oh, i get it. You dont have to show up at the broadcast, and nobody blames you. Good thinking. Thats right. Theres only one thing. What . Oh, gentlemen. Oh, hi. Im glad i caught you. Caught us . Caught us . Uh, yes. Have you made any plans for dinner this evening . Well, yes, were going out to the country club, sir. Yeah, they have a lot of accidents on that road. Oh, why dont we all have dinner together . The three of us . Yes. Uh, no, no. Roge. Uh, yes. Then we can go back to your house with you while you change, and then well escort you to the studio. Oh. We wouldnt want anything to happen to you tonight, would we, major nelson . Bellows shall we go . [ . . . ] now, major nelson, during the rehearsal, i want you to major nelson. Yes yes, sir. Hey, look at all this, anyway. I feel like im in show business. Oh, uh, mr. Hennessy. Uh, just a moment. Uh, this is major nelson. How do you do . And major healey. Sir. Uh, mr. Hennessy will be your accompanist. I was getting worried. Well, im sorry were late. We had two flat tires and almost hit a tree. Um, im afraid we arent gonna have any time to rehearse, major. You probably dont have my music anyway. You told me he sang opera. Well, i can play the arias from any opera ever written. Wagner, verdi, bizet. What would you like to sing . Do you know melancholy baby . Melancholy baby . [laughs] good old tony, always kidding around. Gentlemen, we only have a short amount of time. Now, how bout doing la donna . Mobile f. Hennessy f. Tony or a c. F or c . G. Uh, he has a fantastic range, mr. Hennessy. I promise you, this will be an experience youll never forget. Well, come with me, major. Yes. This is going to be an experience none of us will ever forget. What . Oh, nothing, sir. Excuse me. [accordion playing] major healey oh shh oh, i am so happy to see you. Really . Gee, its nice to know you been missed. Well, i i have been dying to know when my birthday is. Ye, i bet you have. Sorry about the delay. Well, it does not matter now. When is it, major healey . Remember i told you the month was the title of a song . [applause over tv] youll just love your birthday. Uhhuh. Its on. And now, ladies and gentlemen, in just a moment, well switch you from hickam field in hawaii to cape kennedy in florida, and major anthony nelson. Um, this is your music. Yeah. And now, watch for the red light on that camera. And thats the stage manager. Hell give you your cue. Ah, oh, listen, uh, believe me, im not ready. Honestly, im not. Oh, now, theres nothing to be nervous about. The microphone oh. You know, this i hope i didnt break that. Theres nothing to be nervous about. Now, look, you have an eight bar introduction here. I will be playing on the piano. Yeah. And when you come in there, you be sure you take that camera. Yeah. And then oh thats it thats thats all right. I have another copy. Jeannie, youve got to do something. Look at him. What can i do . Well, give him back carusos voice. I want to. But i promised him that i would not. Tv announcer and now, to cape kennedy and major anthony nelson. [whispering] excuse me, can i look at this . [hennessy starts piece over] x . X . X . Xxxxx . X . X . Xxxx . Xx . X . X . X . Xx [hennessy repeats the same bar] x . Xx . X . X . X . X . Xxx . Xxxxx . X . Xr . . . . 2d you gotta help him. [hennessy starts piece over] hhow can i . I gave him my word. Look at the poor devil. [whispering] excuse me. [hennessy starts piece over] oh, i cant watch. Poor major nelson. How does he get himself into these things . Major healey. Yeah. I promised him that he would not sing like caruso again. I know. But i did not promise that he would not sing like anyone else huh . [magic boings] [high female voice] . La donna . Mobile . . Qual piuma al vento . Hes singing soprano. . E di pensiero . [magic boings] [hennessy starts piece over] [deep male voice] . La donna . Mobile . . Qual piuma al vento . . Muto daccento . I dont think thats right either. Oh . . E di pensiero . [magic boings] [normal female voice] . La donna . Mobile . . Qual piuma al vento . . Muto daccento . . E di pensiero . [magic boings] [betty boops voice] . E di pensiero . [ . . . ] [all laughing] roger thats the boopoopadoop. Thats the funniest thing i ever heard in my whole life oh i tell you, i almost died laughing. Major healey, when is my birthday . And the thing that breaks me up is you won [chuckling] yeah, i know. What did it say on the trophy . For the most versatile voice of the century. And my birthday, huh . You sang notes that havent even been invented before. But, uh, general peterson was very adamant. He wanted to keep it at the officers club. Thats all right. He may have it. Major healey, please when is my birthday . Oh, your birthday, your birthday hey, when is her birthday . Oh, listen. Ive got a clue. Only this time, were gonna play a game. Ah were gonna play charades no. No no now, the first word its a long word april first your birthdays april first april first. Oh, what a lovely birthday. Oh, jeannie, these are sharp. I was only kidding. [inaudible dialogue] hi. Marilyn . This is roger healey. Heh. Well, i, uh ii met you at francis gordons party last year. Its, uh. Uh, no, no, no. Im not the tall, blonde banker. No. No, im the short, cute, darkhaired astronaut. Hehheh. If youre not doing anything tonight, maybe the two of us could, uh. Uhhuh. Well, mamamaybe next month, uh. Its a bad month for you. Well, maybe some other month. [line goes dead] nice talking to you. General peterson asked me to give these to you, major healey. Oh, thank you. Oh, evelyn . Yes. Yes, major . Tony and i are going on a double date tonight. And i thought if you werent doing anything, maybe the two of us could, uh. Im afraid my fianc . Wouldnt like it. Hes very jealous. Jealous. Fianc . Heh. I didnt know you were engaged. Thats great, though. Thats great. Well, maybe, uh, some other time. Ive got a lot of work to do anyway. Oh, uh, evelyn . Thinking, uh, you, uh you dont happen to have a roommate, do you . I live with my mother. Well, if shes not doing anything tonight, uh. [chuckles] hi, roge. Oh, hi, hi. Uh how are you . Fine. Oh, thanks. A little coffee for you. Thank you. You change your mind about tonight . Uh, tonight . Oh, tonight. Oh. Look, i told you, im not interested in dating. Youre not dating anybody . Am i . Are you kidding me . haha. Am i dating anybody . Im dating dozens of girls. Listen, they dont call me Casanova Healey for nothing, you know. No girl in particular, huh . Well, theyre all particular. Thats why they go out with me. You know how i am. I play the field. They just have to line up and wait their turn. Okay, well go out with eddie and jeananne. Yeah, nice couple. Do that, thats really nice. Oh, uh, tony. Yeah. Uh, i, uh. Uh, thathats thats a pretty tie. [ . . . ] [clears throat] e, if youre gonna be here, be here, huh . Thank you. Jeannie, what are you doing here . I am worried about major healey, master. Whuh, roger . Why are you worried about him . Is he going with us tonight . Uh, no. No, hes not. I did not think so. And i think i know why. Hm . Oh, yeah, well, he told us why. Hes, uh. Hes gotta work tonight. I do not think that is the real reason. Master. Do not believe major healey can get a date. [laughs] what . Old Casanova Healey . He can get all the dates he wants. Oh, i do not think so. But would that not be a lovely idea . What . If major healey could get all the dates he wants. If all women found him irresistible. Yeah. Yeah, i suppose it would. [laughs] well. I shall go home now, master. I want to get dressed so that major healey and his date will think that i am beautiful. Oh, i think so. No, i dont think so [rings] roger healey. Mmhm. Sue who . Sue . Oh, yeah, wwwe we were probably disconnected. Go out to dinner with me tonight . Yeah, but you said [phone rings] oh, wait. Cacan you hold on, sue . Yeah. Ive got someone on the other line. Roger healey. Look, can you hold on, sir . Marilyn . Oh, oh, oh, isis the date still on . Well, iii thought you said you were busy. Well, itsits nice of you to. Break a date just for me. Iim flattered. Yeah. Hold on. Dont go away. Dont go away. [click] hello, sue . Major healey . Hold on. Yes . What time did you say dinner was tonight . Dinner tonight . Wwhat about your fianc . . What about him . [stammering] dont go away. Hello. Yeah. Yeah, sue . Gs come up. Im afraid i cant make it tonight. Andandand dont wait by the phone. Ii may not be able to get back to you. Uhhuh. Yeah. Okay. Goodbye. [laughs] bye yes. Okay. [click] dont go away. Not a chance. Uh, hello, marilyn . Yeah. [laughs uncomfortably] marilyn, iiim afraid im not gonna get to you tonight. Uhhuh. Yeah. Iim awfully sorry. And, look, maybe i can get back to you in a couple weeks, huh . Yeah. Dont try. Dontwait g. Its as though ive never really looked at you before. Youre the most exciting man i have ever met. Oh. Well. Lets not tell your fianc . About this. Haha. Sh. Till tonight. Well, what time shall i pick you up . Oh, dont bother. Ill meet you at your place. Ill be there at 7 00. If i can wait that long. Whoo ohh im irresistible. Oh oh. Eh, what have you done to roger . Every girl in town is after him. [giggles] i have made him irresistible. [laughs] what . Roger . Believe me, master. No woman can keep from falling in love with him. I saw it done once in a play from aristophanes. Oh, there was this man, and would not come with us tonight was because he was ashamed. He could not get a date. Oh. So you changed all that . Yes, master. Are you not pleased . Youre right, jeannie, im not pleased. But, why . Well, i dont know, really. Its i do know that if you did this to him. Somehow, somewhere, its got to lead to a disaster. Oh, no, master. Not this time. This time you will see you were wrong. I have made major healey the happiest man in the world. Andand no trouble will come from it. Hey, where did we get this, by the way . Hmm . Nice, nice. If you look at the chart, you can see that after 10 minutes in the vacuum chamber, they, uh. Well, the respiration rate starts to change. Roat] excuse me, sir. [sighs] roger healey. [whispers] look, i told you not to call me at the office. Look, i know its hard to get along without me, but youll just have to. No, no, no. I cant see you till next week. Hold on. Maybe maybe i can fit you in here. Uh, how about, uh, saturday . Saturday, early. Okay. Saturday. No, no, no, no, no, no. All right. Okay . All right. Bye, betty. Heh. Sorry, its an old friend of mine. I understand. I wish i did. What . Oh, nothing, sir. Uh, what were you saying about these two charts . Now, if we. Yes . I didnt know you were busy. Well, im busy. Ha. Will you be tied up long . Call me later. Ill call you. Ill call you. Please, dont forget. Yeah, i wont forget. [kiss] major. When do you find time to work . Well, sir, work is really all im interested in. Now, uh. [phone ringing] well finish this in my office this afternoon. This afternoon. Yes, sir. Ill see that the phones are shut off. Roger healey. Oh, hi. Oh, yeah. Oh, listen, a party on your fathers yacht . The 19th . Oh, im sorry, the 19th im booked up. How about the 27th . A party. Okay. Party at your fathers yacht. The 27th. Got it. Byebye. [clears throat] sue, marilyn, alice, mary, gina, zeld zelda . See, zelda. [whistles] you dont have the same name down here twice. Well, it wouldnt be fair to the rest of them. You know that im booked every day clear through november . Its the most fantastic thing that ever happened to me. Oh, i i cant beli you know you know something . You may not believe this, but. Ive always found you irresistible. Come on, i mean it. Im kind of a cross between, oh, sean connery, Richard Burton and rex harrison. [laughs] no, come on, now. Iveive always known it, but it seems like, lately, every woman in the whole world has discovered it. Yeah . Well, ii must say, you must be having a lot of fun. Yeah, yeah. Oh, i just i just hope i live long enough to enjoy it. [phone rings] yes . Major healeys office. Oh. Just a moment, please. Its your mother. Come on. Haha. Hello, mother. Now, you see, on this graph, the test that roger and i made show that the up curve on the respiration charts where is major healey . I asked him to be here. Oh, he ought to be along shortly, sir. The last time i saw him, he was talking to his mother. Yes, ive seen some of his mothers. Theyre beautiful. Yes. Hello, dear. Oh. Oh, im sorry, darling. Am i interrupting something . Oh, no, dear. Were almost finished. Just came from the dullest ladies aid meeting. It is my last year as chairman, i promise you, alfred. Yes, dear. Oh, im sorry. This is major nelson. Mrs. Bellows. How do you do, major nelson . Pleasure to meet you. Major nelson. Yes, my husband talks about you night and day. [sighs] sorry im late, sir. I got tied up. Ah, yes. Oh. Oh, this is major healey. Mrs. Bellows. Roger mrs. Bellows . I didnt know you were married, sir. How do you do, mrs. Bellows. You have a fine husband. Insist that you oh. Beg your pardon. I want to talk to you. Well, im rather busy right now. If youd like to make an appointment, ill i want to talk to you now, and you better listen good. Look, uh, whoever you are, im not used just call me morgan, major healey. Oh, im not major healey. Youre not . No. Uh, can you tell me where, uh, i might find him . Oh, sure. Hes, uh. Hes right down the hall there. Thank you. Sorry sorry to bother you. Yeah. Bowling. 2 to 4. Okay. Well, honey. Im doing the best i can. Imim only one man. Now, you know i do now, honey, ive said it before, i. Of course i do. Uh, i gotta talk now, will youwill you pull yourself together . Well, what happened to the last autographed picture i gave you . Roger, this is urgent. I gotta talk to you. You dont know what urgent is. Iive got zelda on the phone. Look. Look, if i have a cancellation on the 7th, uh, ill call you, okay . Would you h would you just hang up . Look, ive gotta hang up, dear. Yeah. Someone has to handle things around here. Goodbye. Uh, what is it . Say hello to morgan. Hello, morgan. You roger healey . Ask anyone. Just dropped by to congratulate you. Oh, congratulate me . What for . On your wedding, sunday. Im not getting married sunday. Yes, you are. Ahhah. The boys and me are picking you up at your apartment at 10 00 sharp. Be ready. I hate to be nosy, but, uh, whwho is it im marrying . I ought to give it to you for that. Well, if i offended you, heh forget i asked. Evelyn and me was gonna be married. Evelyn . What evelyn wants, she gets. Sunday, 10 00. And if youre not there, you better be up in space, because thats the only place youre gonna be safe. You astronauts. [pats back] youre doing a great job. You think he meant it . Yeah, i think were doing a great job. Oh, boy. I better find out if theres a space shot sunday. Listen, are you really in love with this girl, evelyn . Whatever her name is . Of course im in love with evelyn. Im in love with all of them agnes, ann, georgia. You cant be in love with all of them. I dont know what it is. Its like turning a hungry kid loose in a candy store. Look, i cant get married. Therell be a mass wave of suicides. Oh, uh, excuse me. Yes, sir. I wonder if i could speak to you a moment, major healey. Oh, certainly, sir. R. But, um. Well, if its about, um, miss mrs. Bellows, sir, why, i yes, its about mrs. Bellows. Well, i can assure you, sir, theres oh, im not trying to pin the blame on anyone, major. As a psychiatrist, i realize how complex these things can be. Well, sir, its not just mrs. Bellows. It seems that all the girls but, uh, because of my wifes infatuation, i find it, uh. Awkward for both of us to be here on the same base. I agree with you, sir. Its. If one of us leaves. Well, ill miss you, sir. Im sorry so, uh, im having you transferred to the aleutians. The aleutians . Sir, ive been to the aleutians. I wouldnt send my worst enemy to the aleutians. I would. You can plan on leaving in the morning. Im getting married sunday. Jeannie . Jeannie, id like to talk to you. Oh. Hello, master. Youre home early. Yes, yes. I have some news for you. Oh. Do you remember me telling you that, uh, somehow, somewhere, yes. And you were wrong, were you not, master . No, i were not. The somehow is the mafia, and the somewhere is the aleutians. I do not understand. Oh. Well, you see, uh, roger, on sunday, is going to have to marry this gangsters girlfriend. Only hes not gonna be able to be there, because dr. Bellows is sending him to the aleutian islands. Well, that is terrible. Mmhm. How does major healey get himself into these things . Jeannie, youve gotta help him. En there will be no reason for him to get married or be sent to the aleutians. No, you cant do that. Mmhm. No, you dont, really why not . Well, you cant destroy a mans ego. Couldnt you just make it possible for him to be a little less lovable . Oh. Well, i i i do not know, master. It may be too late. Huh . Excuse me. Now, where are you . Going. Yeah oh. Jeannie . Goodbye, girls. [sighs] goodbye, office. Roger. Oh, roger, i just heard. Oh, take it easy, mrs. Bellows. Were on government property. Cant bear the thought of your being sent away. Ill go to the aleutians with you. You wouldnt like it. Theres igloos and polar bears. I love igloos and polar bears. Oh oh, mrs. Bellows. Youreyoure just gonna have to be brave. Just gotta hold on. You are. Yes, i was just telling mrs. Bellows that she and the other girls are gonna have to do without me. And, uh, what do you say . What do i say . I say weve been getting along just fine without him all these years. I think we can continue to do so. You mean. You dont mind if major healey leaves . Mind . Couldnt care less whether he stays or goes. What about the igloos and the polar bears . Oh, dear. Maybe you should keep him here. Keep him under observation. Well, under the circumstances, major, i dont see theres any point in your going to the aleutians. Well consider that order cancelled. [laughs] oh thank you, sir. Oh, thank you. I get chilblain. Shall we go, dear . Yes. Goodbye, major. Oh, um. Yes . Uh, dont count on me for dinner tonight. [laughing] oh [claps] hello, girls. Hello, girls. Hello. Ah nancy, nancy, nancy. And zelda. Oh evelyn oh, darling. Oh. I heard you were leaving oh, listen. Dont panic, dear. Dont panic. Im not leaving im staying. [groans] married . Oh. Me marry you . Ha. Youre joking. Uh. Ii told you i was engaged. You do all this research on a perfect car, then smash it into a tree. Your rates. Maybe you shouldve done more research on them. For drivers with accident forgiveness, Liberty Mutual wont raise your rates due to your first accident. And if you do have an accident, our claims centers are available to assist you 24 7. Call for a free quote today. Liberty stands with you . Hi, mary. Uh, you remember remember we had a date, uh, this coming june . I had a few cancellations, and i thought that youd like [mary hangs up] hello. [jiggles cradle] [laughs] jeannie, you did the one single thing i asked you not to do. But the problem is solved. No, its not. Its not solved at all. Not to be loved . Well, yes. But i fixed it poor roger must be shattered. Oh, no, master. Major healey feels very loved. How could he . Theres not a girl in the world who would speak to him. Well, i [frantic knocking at door] roger tony tony, open up whats the matter . Whats the matter . Oh. Oh, tony, help me. Huh . Why . Whats the matter . Theyre after me tony jeannie, i thought you said you fixed that oh, i did. I did, master. Oh, dont open it up [both laugh] oh. Oh. Okay. [speaks indistinctly] . Green acres is the place to be . . Farm livin is the life for me . Adin out so far and wide . . Keep manhattan, just give me that countryside . . New york is where id rather stay . . I get allergic smelling hay . . I just adore a penthouse view . . Darling, i love you, but give me park avenue . . The chores . . The stores