[ laughter ] the big story is that america woke up this morning and was like steve did i do that . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats right. Donald trump is going to be president. Republicans hope hell keep his promise to build a wall, and democrats hope hell keep his promise not to accept the election results. [ cheers and applause ] you dont have to do it. You said youd after the results came in, donald trump gave a big victory speech. Yep. He said he couldnt have done it without the love of his life, his rock, his better half, fbi director james comey. [ laughter and applause ] and president obama called donald trump last night to congratulate him, even invited him to the house for a meeting tomorrow. Of course, it was hard to understand obama because at the time, he was eating 80 pieces of nicorette. He was like [ laughter and applause ] yeah, oh, just come by. And this probably didnt surprise a lot of people, but trump also received congratulations from russian president vladimir putin. [ audience boos ] he spent two minutes on the phone discussing politics, then an hour saying, no, you hang up. [ russian accent ] no, you hang up. [ trump voice ] no, you hang up. [ russian accent ] no, you hang up. [ laughter and applause ] no, you. [ applause ] of course, this means that early next year, trump will be moving into the white house, and he will become the first president who moves in and hangs up his own portrait. [ laughter and applause ] [ laughter ] another big story to come out last night was how bad the polling was but the people who worked in the Polling Industry said that theyre going to go back and figure out what they did wrong, then present their findings at the Cleveland Browns super bowl parade. [ applause ] actually, i read that the polls may have been off because the shift of cell phones made it harder to collect data from people. And hillary said, they seemed to have a pretty easy time collecting data from my phone. Steve eyyo ho jimmy and did you see the cake they had at trumps Election Night party . It was terrifying. Take a look at this thing. This is real. [ laughter ] what . Steve what . Jimmy heres what people had to say about it. First, donald trump said, tonight isnt about cake, and also that thing doesnt even look like me. [ laughter ] then Reince Priebus said, we have more important things to worry about. Finally, Chris Christie said, where exactly is the cake right now . We have a great show tonight [ cheers and applause ] give it up for the roots . . . . Jimmy oh, thank you so much. Thank you so much, everybody. Guys, i know today has been a a crazy day. Nervous. Some people are happy. I think most people are just exhausted. But as president obama said, no matter what happens, the sun will rise in the morning. And this morning i was Walking Around new york city, and this guy came up to me, and he said, hey, were going to need some laughs tonight. And thats what we do. My job is to come out here every night and try to make you laugh and take your mind off things for a while. So, i hope that no matter how youre feeling, you can turn on the tonight show, and well be here to spread some joy and put a smile on your face. Thats what we try to do. [ cheers and applause ] well be here for you if you need us. And, im so thankful youre there for us, too. Thank you so much for it. Steve yeah jimmy we have a fun show. [ cheers and applause ] fun show tonight. This guys one of the best actors around. Hes just great in everything, including his starring role in the new movie, written by j. K. Rowling, fantastic beasts and where to find them. The amazing Eddie Redmayne is here, ladies and gentleman. [ cheers and applause ] Warren Beatty movie, rules dont apply. The beautiful lily collins is stopping by. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and we have great music. Oh, i love her. Oh my gosh. We have Martha Wainwright right here tonight steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy good night city. Ive seen martha in concert so many times. She tears the house down. Um, yeah. Tears the house down, is that steve sure, why not . Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] you guys are on twitter, right . Do you use twitter . [ cheers ] we just twitter on our show every single week. So, we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a a hashtag, and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on a a topic thats been in the news. So, since people voted to legalize marijuana in california, massachusetts, and nevada yesterday, i went on twitter and sent out a hashtag called new weed laws. [ laughter ] so, for example, i think a good new weed law would be that white castles will have to legally stay open 24 hours [ laughter ] and allow pet iguanas on the premises. Jimmy well, we want to hear some of your ideas. All you have to do is tweet one using the newweedlaws. Or you can post them on our Facebook Page as well. Just keep it shortish. Steve yeah. Jimmy yeah. And if we like it, it could be on the show tomorrow. So thank you for those tweets. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh jimmy yeah. Guys, were in week 10 of the nfl season, and the big sunday night football matchup is between the new England Patriots [ cheers ] and the Seattle Seahawks [ cheers ] right here on nbc. Now, as you know, at the end of every season, they give out awards, like most valuable player. But they also give out awards during the season, sort of, like, the ones in high school yearbooks, like most likely to succeed, class clown, stuff like that. So, with that in mind, its time for tonight show superlatives. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] . . Jimmy our first player is garry gilliam. Hes a tackle for the Seattle Seahawks. Steve wow. [ laughter ] i am telling garry. Jimmy its a rare, its a a rare one. Steve a rare one. Jimmy next up in the seahawks is joey hunt. He was voted strongest lunch lady. Steve wow. Jimmy thats a, thats a [ laughter ] steve try the cole slaw [ laughter ] jimmy next up from seattle is john ryan. He was voted most likely to see a stick of butter and say, dad . [ laughter and applause ] steve really . Id give him an award. Jimmy an award, yeah, he got an award. Steve wow. Jimmy heres joe cardona. He was voted most likely to look like this while he watches you take a bite of the beef casserole he made. [ laughter and applause ] yeah . Steve and . Jimmy and . Steve yeah, you like it . [ laughter ] jimmy next up from the seahawks is jmarcus webb. [ laughter ] he was voted most likely to look like this while he watches take a bite of a joe cardonas [ laughter and applause ] its good. He made it. Steve special ingredient. [ laughter ] jimmy next up from new england is james develin. He was voted lumberjack gumby. [ laughter and applause ] steve yeah. Jimmy next up is seattle quarterback, russell wilson. [ cheers ] he was voted most likely to eat macaroni and cheese then say, sorry, thighs. [ laughter ] next we have rob ninkovich. He was voted most likely to use flannel toilet paper. [ laughter ] is that possible . Steve is that a thing . Jimmy is that a g . Jimmy next up from the from the patriots is ted karris. He was voted most likely to get kicked out of an apple store for yelling, nerd [ laughter and applause ] steve get out of my way jimmy finally from the patriots is jimmy garapalo. He was voted sexy aladdin. There you go steve wow [ cheers and applause ] jimmy those are your nfl superlatives. Well be right back with Eddie Redmayne, everybody [ cheers and applause ] . . You dont own me . . Dont try to change me in any way . . Oh . . Dont tell me what to do . . Just let me be myself . . Thats all i ask of you . The new 2017 corolla with Toyota Safety sense standard. Remember 2007 . Smartphones . O m g ten years later, nothings really changed. Its time to snap out of it. Hello moto. Snap on a jbl speaker. A projector. A camera that actually zooms. Its a phone you can change again and again and again. Hello moto. Get excited world. Moto is here. The new moto z with motomods. . . [ cheers and applause ] what a crowd. What a crowd tonight. [ cheers and applause ] we are joined right now by a a tony, a golden globe, Academy Awardwinning actor. You know him from movies such as the danish girl, and the theory of everything. Starting next friday in theaters as well as imax, you can see him in a big new movie written by j. K. Rowling. It is called fantastic beasts and where to find them. Please welcome back to the show, Eddie Redmayne [ cheers and applause ] . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Eddie Redmayne. Welcome, welcome, welcome back. Buddy. Thank you for having me. Jimmy looking sharp as always. Thank you. Jimmy i should say, this is a what a great its been two years since ive seen you. It doesnt feel like it. Jimmy it doesnt. But in the two years that i didnt see you, you won a a golden globe, you won an oscar, and most importantly you had a baby, and you got married. [ cheers and applause ] thats unbelievable. Ill stay away more often. Jimmy you should stay away from our show more often, yes. In fact, just leave now. Eddie redmayne, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] good evening, goodbye. Thank you for being here. This is a giant movie. You know what . For me, what i kind of loved about this film is, you know it being a j. K. Rowling film and going back to that kind of potterverse, that it was going to be a scale to it. But all the people involved from jo, and the director and producer, they worked on those films. And so theyre so calm and confident that they make you feel like youre making an indie movie. So they kind of give you that. And it takes great power to despite the scale of the set, it felt kind of small and intimate, which is great. Jimmy no way that felt small. Really . It technically did. Jimmy i mean, it is one of the biggest movies ive ever seen in my life. I mean, i look at it and go, this is so expensive. [ light laughter ] wow jimmy i mean, theres nothing i mean, what is real, besides you . [ light laughter ] well, i have like a pretty awful imagination. So fortunately, i thought a lot of it was going to be cgi things. And some make believey things. Jimmy oh right. And quite a lot of it was built. Set in new york in the 1920s. And my wife and i were so excited. We got to come here, you know. And they were like, its shooting in watford, just outside of london. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. But they built a pretty phenomenal version of 1920s jimmy well, we live here. Yeah. Let you guys here, yeah. Jimmy really did a great job. Im like, theres no way you can film this now, because you got to shut things down these streets like that dont exist. Cobblestone its the 1920s. Yeah. Jimmy beautiful costumes and everything. But then there are all these fantastic beasts insane. And honestly, frightening. Yeah. Jimmy some of them are, you know, completely. I was like, oh oh, thats not real. [ laughter ] i mean, but i dont even i wouldnt, thats why im not in the movies. [ laughter ] that i can see. Jimmy i audition. I audition. I thought it was pretty convincing. Jimmy oh, my god [ laughter ] its so scary. But i really was like i dont know how you would act to those things when theyre not there. Well, they had all these sort of weird and wonderful techniques that sometimes you were you were like acting with gigantic puppets. Like from the guys who worked on war horse. Like, created these huge puppets. Just talking to like your Imaginary Friend on your hand. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, like when youre petting them. The giant bird. Giant bird. That ones good. Jimmy that ones good . That was so convincing. Jimmy see . I can be in the sequel, if theres a sequel. [ cheers and applause ] awful. Youre just making me feel good. But i mean i thought, what a a mind that j. K. Rowling has. And how creative is that human being. Its pretty formidable. Jimmy and its rowling, not rowling. Rowling, yes. J. K. Rowling. Jimmy rowling, thats right. And i jimmy shes come to the she did come to the set. And i had this sort of i basically suffer from this like verbal diarrhea thing, that if i get nervous, i just talk. And it happened when i met stephen hawking. And it was really embarrassing, because it takes a while for him to speak. And so i just talked at him for 25 minutes. [ laughter ] the same thing happened. The same thing happened with j. K. Rowling. We met. And we only had an hour before we started filming. And i had to know everything about newt. And i found myself off like 25 minutes. And i was like, and my inner voice was going, shut up. Stop talking. [ laughter ] jimmy yes, shes real good at it. But shes extraordinary. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy but shes creative. Everything i mean, people are going to love it. I mean, if you havent read the book, you should go see it and check it out in imax and just would be amazing to see it in imax. But, you get in the suitcase. Yeah. Jimmy theres a whole world. Its just everything is so creative and cool. Dan fogler . Dan fogler, we love dan fogler. Jimmy hes so funny, man. I love him. Hes doing well . Hes doing extraordinarily well. So dan plays a muggle in the film. So hes kind of the only nonwizard. Jimmy nomag. A nomag. Jimmy thank you. Yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] and i love dan. Jimmy i read the first two harry potters. [ light laughter ] so i know. No, im just kiting. I read all of them. Come on, yeah. [ light laughter ] but dan is like a, you know, hes an extraordinary stage actor and comedian. Jimmy yeah. And we had this hilarious thing where we tried come off playing these quite serious parts and trying to get like really method on it. And im playing Newt Scamander who is a zooologist. I was like i said to the director, i need to go meet creatures and people that handle creatures and spend lots of time with animals. And occasionally on set, id be tell me again, like specifically what sort of breed of hippogriff . [ laughter ] you know, what sort of and like, and dan was doing none of that, but was acting so much better than i was. [ laughter ] he was like, dude, its a a frickin big dragon. [ laughter ] jimmy its a frickin big dragon, okay . Jeez. Calm down. Jimmy but you you had to do this crazy, not a spoiler, but like a mating dance. [ laughter ] you know, to lure this is why youre great. I dont know. I couldnt have how did you come to learn those exact moves . Did you is that research i try to work out. Judgment. [ laughter ] jimmy what was the Research Behind no, no. Like what was that . The director just saying, eddie, do this . No . No, it was just a mating moment in the script in which so one of the wonderful things about j. K. Rowlings scripts is the dialogue is not only because its the first time shes written the script herself. And the og description in between is kind of so intricate and detailed. And there was this scene which it just goes, and newt performs mating dance. And i was just reading, got a a newt performance mating dance. [ laughter ] two words that never filled me with so much jimmy you dont want to google that either. You know what. Jimmy no, yeah, trust me. [ light laughter ] get fired. But i did, of course. I went and looked on like weird random bird mating calls. And i made a few videos that i would send to the director. They were the most humiliating things youve seen in your [ laughter ] and id wait the most painful like five hours and he would respond going, if im going to be seducing this huge rompant, which is a kind of rhino meets elephant. Jimmy yeah. On heat. Jimmy yeah. And so occasionally he would respond after three hours going, im not sure its quite seductive enough, you know. [ light laughter ] and so yeah, basically it was really humiliating. [ laughter ] but i can teach it to you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy no, no. I dont want to steal i wouldntal i love the mood. Love the mood. Jimmy what can i do . What do i do . [ cheers ] [ light laughter ] quick question. Jimmy yeah. How tight are your pants . [ laughter ] jimmy theyre pretty tight, yeah. I wear tight pants, yeah. Mine are quite tight too. This could be catastrophic, okay. [ laughter ] so were trying to seduce this huge, horny female magical creature. [ laughter ] and it, and it jimmy where are you looking . Where are you looking . Where are you . Wheres your eyes that made you look . I think theres a lady right at the back, up there. Jimmy yeah, yeah. Okay. So it starts with the foot, okay. So you take, you take no, it starts with the core. You have to give it 100 . Theres no mini committing here. [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] jimmy yeah. [ cheers and applause ] [ screaming ] [ cheers and applause ] all right, good. From that, you take your right jimmy yeah. Really high. And youre looking at the one youre trying to seduce. Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] you come over. And you slam that down. Yeah, good. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] now right now, this is the seduction part. Jimmy oh, that wasnt it . No. [ laughter ] with the side of your foot, just pull that back. Youre pulling her in. [ laughter ] yes. [ cheers and applause ] [ screaming ] now, from here, youre showing so you turn that around. [ cheers ] jimmy heres Eddie Redmayne in fantastic beasts and where to find them, in theaters and imax next friday look at this clip. Youre the guy with a case full of monsters, huh . News travels fast. If theres any sightings. Tracks, that sort of thing. Youve got a pretty big price on your head, mr. Scamander. Why should i help you . Instead of turning you in. I take it ill have to make it worth your while. Just consider it a cover charge. Wait a minute. Thats a bowtruckle, right . No. Oh, come on. They pick locks. Am i right . Youre not hurting him. Well, good luck getting back alive, mr. Scamander. What with the whole macusa on your back. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy fantastic. Fantastic beasts and where to find them. Now, eddie, youve known tonights other guest lily collins for a long time and you challenged her to a a game of trivia on our show. Are you feeling sharp . Im feeling sweaty. [ laughter ] jimmy okay, perfect. [ cheers and applause ] were going to play a game called knowitall after the break. Stick around, everybody its good. [ cheers and applause ] . . . . . . One smart choice leads to the next. . . The new 2017 ford fusion is here. Its the beauty of a wellmade choice. . . Yea. Look at us were twinsies i know who you guys are rooting for. Old navy were all wearing old navy. But theyre not a team. Oh really . Sweaters, coats, hats, gloves, and scarves in unison all half off okay. Enjoy the game. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Shes the reason the good times are great. And the reason the tough times are easier. Because shes your best friend. And your true love. Presenting the ever us twostone diamond collection. New rings, necklaces, earrings and bracelets. One diamond for your best friend. One diamond for your true love. For the one woman. Whos both. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back im here with Eddie Redmayne right now. Starting next friday, you can see him in the new movie, fantastic beasts and where to find them. Right now, were about to play a game called knowitall. . . . Know it all know it all know it all . Jimmy eddies going to need her new movie rules dont apply, comes out on november 23rd. Please welcome lily collins . Know it all . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy old buddies. Old buddies. Come on. Jimmy hug it out. Nice. Because im the best guest here. Jimmy heres how the game works. Each round youre going to choose a category from this board. And then were going to take turns naming something in that category. Your clock counts down when its your turn. Thats quite complicated. Yeah i know im just going to follow your lead. Jimmy yeah. If you cant think of anything in the category you can bluff and make something up. Right. Okay. Jimmy youre just confused. Now if you make something up, you can press the challenge button if you make something up, you can press the challenge button but if your opponent hits this challenge button [horn sound] and successfully calls your bluff, then they win that round. Lets take a look at tonights categories. They are, body parts, harry potter characters [ cheers ] pop singers, herbs and spices, french words [ cheers ] and animals with tails. [ cheers ] lily, why dont you pick the first category. Okay. Harry potter. Jimmy really . [ cheers and applause ] im just going to go right in there. Jimmy now, this is any character in the harry potter character name and then you press your button so then their timer will go down. Lily, you go first. Dolores umbridge. Albus dumbledore. Hermione. Ron weasley. Harry potter. Fred weasley. Dobby. The sorting hat. [ laughter ] madeye moody. Fleur delacour. [ laughter ] draco malfoy. Lucius malfoy. Moaning myrtle. Thats a really good one. Yes. Death eater one. Death eater four. Hagrid. Oh oh [bleep]. Jimmy no thats a wrap. [ cheers and applause ] practically letting me win that one really. That wasnt bad. [ laughter ] jimmy that was that character is not in the book yet. [ laughter ] that is in the newest film. There you go. One for you, eddie. Eddie, why dont you pick the next category. How about body parts. [ laughter ] jimmy body parts. This is any part of the human body. Eddie, when youre ready, name a body part. Head. Knee. Knee. Elbows. Knees. I said knees already. [horn sound] jimmy oh [ all shouting ] . . [ cheers and applause ] alright, were all tied up, you guys. This is the final round. This is worth quadruple the points. Come on college. Jimmy i will choose the category. Lets make it pop singers. [ cheers ] now, heres the deal. You have to name any wellknown pop singer past or present. But in this category, you must sing all of your answers. [ laughter ] that wasnt part of the game. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah i love it. All right. Start us off whenever youre ready, lily. Michael jackson. Jimmy rihanna. Jimmy christina aguilera. Ariana grande. Jimmy brittney. Justin beiber. Jimmy taylor swift. [ laughter ] drake. Jimmy meghan trainor. Avril lavigne. Jimmy lorde. [ laughter ] i think he said that. Katy perry. Jimmy gaga. Madonna. [horn sound] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh the winner fantastic our thanks to Eddie Redmayne and lily collins. Really sorry, buddy. Were talking to lily after the break stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] . [beeping] take on any galaxy with a car that could stop for you. Simulation complete. The new nissan rogue. Rogue one a star wars story. In theaters december 16th. pop campbells tomato soup and grilled cheese. more popping go together like being late and being grounded. Made for real, real life. . Full of surprising moments. The new marriott portfolio of hotels now has 30 brands in over 110 countries. So no matter where you go, you are here. Join or link accounts today. This veterans day, all us veterans receive a free grand slam breakfast. timer beeping she needs our help . . tea kettle whistling sighing hey mom, can i help . grunting awww. announcer vo the real magic of the holidays . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you know our next blindside and mirror mirror. Later this month, you can catch her in the giant new movie, rules dont apply, in theaters wednesday november 23rd. Please give a warm welcome to the lovely lily collins, everybody . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i have to know that how did you and eddie meet . How are you guys friends . How long have you known each other . Oh, its god, what now like over ten years, i think. A long time. Jimmy to you young people, yeah. That is a long time. Yeah, ten years. My mom used to host or she still does photo shoots in our backyard for certain magazines. And i came home one day from school and eddie was just by the grass, and like a fake airplane, modeling. [ laughter ] i was like, who is that . Oh, its this young actor model Eddie Redmayne. And i was like oh, cool. So we just like hung out in my back yard and then cut to it was a couple weeks later during award seasons, when the brits come for award season, they kind of come to what do you call it . Eddie we cling together. You cling together. You come to all the parties and it was on of the like the hollywood parties. And all of a sudden i saw him and he saw me and it was like i was the girl whose backyard he was in. And he was the model that was in my back yard. Here . What are you doing here . It was weird. Jimmy so now youre friends. We just kept seeing each other at these parties. And then we developed a a friendship. And now its past ten years. Jimmy thats so good. I love it. Eddie the shoot ended up, i remember it was for vogue magazine, and it ended up being killed. I think anna wintour was like, you look ridiculous, youre jumping around behind some very beautiful girl and you look absurd. [ laughter ] jimmy you were doing a a mating dance on that one as well, which is weird oh by the way, which was very being backstage, we jimmy oh, thank you. You were looking at me. Appreciate that. [ laughter ] i have to thank you, by the way, because your dad was just on our show, phil collins. And you [ cheers and applause ] you helped us with that. You guys rock. Jimmy oh the roots you killed it on the drums. Jimmy are fantastic. You killed it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy can you give a little taste of the drum fill . . . . . [ cheers and applause ] so good. We were freaking out last time you were on, you were like, hey oh, like every time ive been on, ive told you, im like im going to get him out of retirement. Like im going to get him on the show. It became like a goal, slightly like a joke. Jimmy yeah. And then it must have finally worked. I dont know. Jimmy it was fantastic. He was great. He wore like a pop collar, he was wearing like a golf shirt. Thats all i kept hearing about is this pop collar. Like he had like a polo pop jimmy he just looked cool. Yeah. Like jimmy yeah, like he just need to dress up. But popping the collar changed everything. Jimmy oh it was the best. Everyone was blogging about it, talking about it. Im surprised it wasnt an abercrombie shirt, though. Because my dad and i, fun fact, used to shop at abercrombie and fitch together. Jimmy i use to work there. Did you spray the perfume . Jimmy i was the i was the shirtless model. Hello. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] well, you were my dads inspiration. [ laughter ] you were his inspiration. No but we used to go he used to wear a uniform. You know, like guys if they like a shirt, theyll buy it like in the same color or te jimmy of course. So my dad i loved abercrombie, so he started wearing cargo pants and like the polo shirts. So i was surprised that it wasnt an abercrombie. Times are changing. Jimmy are those stores i got that in this book here . Unfiltered. Congratulations on this. Thank you. No, this is my new book. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy stories or no, its a its a a collection of essays and letters to people and to myself and i discuss lots of taboo things that girls dont like to talk about, but the second that we do, we realize were not alone and were not crazy. So, its funny stories at time. Its really dark. Its kind of im only 27, im not saying i know everything, but these are the things ive learned up until now. Jimmy i love that. Good for you. Yeah, thanks. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so, tell you about this movie, rules dont apply, Warren Beatty, i mean, howard hughes. Im so excited about this. I was hearing about that many years ago. Was in the aura. Everyone knew about this movie. He was telling me stories about what he heard. I was like thats crazy. That would be a dream. People going to his house for eight or nine hours for meetings. And you think, what is that . Jimmy and then you ended up in the zone and i ended up doing it. It was so strange. Jimmy how is Warren Beatty . Hes a pretty intimidating guy when you meet him. Yeah. But then, hes hes going to be on here in a couple of weeks, right . Jimmy yeah, yeah. Yeah, so youll be intimidated. Jimmy yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] no, but hes so warm. I mean, the way that it all happened is i was in hair and makeup at my apartment getting ready for a premiere for mortal instruments. And my agent called me and said Warren Beatty wants you to call him at home right now. And i was like, what are you talk like what are you talking about . He gave me a phone number and i called it. And Warren Beatty picks up the phone, and said, i told you to never to call my house. I was like thought it was a a joke. I could not figure out what this was. And he goes, im just kidding, lily. Whats going on . Jimmy ohh my god. [ laughter ] i was like, oh, my god what is this . And so hes like i have to jimmy i would have freaked out. I freaked out. Hes like, i have to meet with you. And i said well, im sorry, i dont have like six hours. I have im leaving for a a press tour, i have like 20 minutes tomorrow. So we ended up we ended up meeting in the same backyard i met eddie in. Warren came to my moms house. And we thought it was neutral territory, it was very close by. And my mom, of course, freaked out. She said, we cant have him here, the house is a mess. Where is he going to sit . Whats he going to eat . What are we going to drink . So she called a friend of hers who happened to have known someone that worked for him who gave her a list of all these things that he ate and drank. So her fridge was fully stocked full of Warren Beattys favorites. [ laughter ] jimmy a little stalkerie, yeah. Okay, we just wanted to you now she was like anything i can do to help you get the part. You know. And i was like, okay, i dont think a sodas going to help, but [ laughter ] you never know in this day and age. Jimmy you never know. Yeah, you never know. A fresca or coke could really seal the deal. So, he gets there. And we sit down. Hes liko to eat or drink . And hes like just a bottle of water. [ laughter ] shes like, nothing . And she lists off everything. Jimmy how about i call fresca. Maybe that will do the trick. And he just, he just you know, he just didnt even ever touch the water bottle, so. Jimmy was it worth all that food . All of that food is still in there. [ laughter ] jimmy exactly, you framed it. But congrats on the film. Thank you. Jimmy its such a giant film as well and so many stars in the movie. Yeah. Its a crazy cast. Jimmy but its exciting to watch. Yeah, its really i love that person. I want to show a clip. Heres lily collins in rules dont apply. Take a look at this. I feel old. Old . I mean, wouldnt you say in hollywood as a rule, when youve been here as long as i have, that you should have already more or less shown what you can do . Lets be honest, maybe im not the right girl for this. I mean, arent you supposed to have big bosoms and be sexy and casual about everything . Im a square. I cant really act. I cant dance. I can write songs but i cant really sing. A movie actor should sing songs not write them. Wouldnt you say thats true . I mean, as a rule, i mean, in this town, arent those the rules . What . Come on frank, you know the rules. Youre an exception. The rules dont apply to you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you are crushing it right now, both of you guys. Congrats to both of you. Rules dont apply is in theaters, november 23rd. Well be right back with a a performance from Martha Wainwright [ cheers and applause ] . . Yea. Look at us were twinsies i know who you guys are rooting for. Old navy were all wearing old navy. But theyre not a team. Oh really . Sweaters, coats, hats, gloves, and scarves what game . Okay. This is the one. The one from her favorite movie. The one for an adventurer. The one shes been eyeing all year. . . Happiness is . . Happiness is . . Different things to different people . . Different things to different people . [gasp] the gift theyre waiting for is waiting on ebay. . Thats what happiness is . . I got it, dad. Ow . We love to keep them safe. So we made the Nest Protect Smoke and Carbon Monoxide alarm. It speaks up and can alert your phone if theres a problem. Or let you know if everything is just fine. Because, ya know, we worry. When you ache and havent slept. Youre not you. Tylenol . Pm relieves pain and helps you fall fast asleep and stay asleep. We give you a better night. Youre a better you all day. Inside the rack houses of jim beam thousands of barrels lay silent aging, building a fuller smoother flavor that only comes from being aged four long years at jim beam our history is made from the inside how will you make yours . Now try jim beam apple poured over ice and serve with club soda . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come back tomorrow night. Her new movie, arrival hits theaters this friday. Academy award nominated amy adams will be here. [ cheers and applause ] joe buck will be here. Hes great. [ cheers and applause ] music from lorde and chris stapleton. Then on friday we have jeremy renner, michelle dockery, and magic from my man, david blaine. [ cheers and applause ] its going to be good. Good week. Speaking of good. Speaking of great, tonights musical guest is a talented singer songwriter, whose new album is out this friday. Performing around the bend, please welcome Martha Wainwright [ cheers and applause ] . Ive been going round the bend ive been taking lots of pills and things . . Ive been seeing him again there are things ive seen and done that i would not . . Wish on anyone i go to bed at dawn when youd wish it would rain . . Wash away the pain i used to do but now i only . . Do the show i like to get paid i never get laid people are too afraid . . Watch out for my white lies watch out for my creativity ive been around the . . World and back again i still cant get those cards to win let it ring let it sting . Little children love is not what you thought it was . . Bring back the night we met remember what my eyes looked like then . . And why you thought that i was the one i can never see you again cause i have done . . Everything i can to do the right thing . Of things watch out for the night sky playing tricks on your mind watch out for . . My white lies been around the world and back again i still cant get those . . Cards to win ive been going round the bend . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Martha Wainwright [ cheers and applause ] goodnight city is available for preorder now. Well be right back. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Eddie Redmayne, lily collins, Martha Wainwright, once again, ladies and gentlemen and the roots from philadelphia pennsylvania [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] . . . . [ cheers and applause ] . . Announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight wendy williams, host of msnbcs all in, chris hayes, music from lukas graham, featuring the 8g band with keith carlock. . . Ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, everybody. How are we doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] well that was a real grab in the [ bleep ] [ laughter ] and im sorry to use foul language like that but last i checked the Electoral College seems to be fine with it. You know, we have been talking about donald trump on this show for 18 months and one of the things ive tried to make clear over those 18 months is how i have been wrong about him at every turn. When he first came down the escalator at trump tower and announced i boldly said on this show he was a stunt and he would never really run. I then said he would never win the gop nomination and i certainly didnt think he would be our next president but the good news is based on this pattern of me being wrong on every one of my donald trump predictions hes probably going to be a great [ bleep ] president. [ laughter and applause ] lets just hope the trajectory holds. Anyways i think i was not alone in watching the election last night. My wife and i went to watch the election returns at a friends house and before we left we put our 8monthold son to bed and i was holding him and i said to him when you wake up tomorrow morning we might have our first female president and then when
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