Jimmy fallon . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, hey, everybody oh, i feel the love. I feel the new york city love. Welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show. Youre here. Thank you for being here. Welcome, and thank you. Heres what people are talking about. Of course, this monday is halloween, you guys. Get this, facebook unveiled new halloween reaction buttons where you can like a post with a laughing witch or a mad jack o lantern. As opposed to the other way to choose between a laughing witch and a mad jack o lantern, voting. Steve hey [ cheers and applause ] jimmy actually, this was kind of scary. Last night, Donald Trumps running mate, mike pence, was landing at laguardia, when his Campaign Plane skidded off the runway. Donald trump was like, oh my god, are the stewardesses okay . [ cheers and applause ] you know, trump really did call mike pence after his plane skidded off the runway to make sure he was okay, because if theres one guy you want to hear from after a plane wreck, its a train wreck. [ cheers and applause ] steve heyo hey hey hey hey train wreck. Jimmy trump himself was at he said that his economic plan can be summarized in three words, jobs, jobs, jobs. When asked for more specifics, trump said, boob jobs, boob jobs. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] of course, tonight was game three of the world series between the indians and the cubs. [ cheers and applause ] as you know, this week, the cubs won their first World Series Game since 1945, and no one was more excited than dorothy ferrell, a 90yearold cubs fan from chicago. She even celebrated by doing some shots of jagermeister. [ cheers ] in their honor. Check this out. Do you actually like the taste of this or do you just party . I like that this gets the feeling going. Have you ever gotten in trouble from drinking too much jager . No. No . No. Jimmy, did i ever [ bleep ] . Heres to it again if you dont do it when you get to it, you jimmy did we drink this already . If you drink at the top, then you didnt drink then top and once youre at the bottom, youre back on top. All right, cheers. Couldnt have said it better myself. [ cheers and applause ] i dont care. Ill do it. I love her. Hi, dorothy. Actually, the last time the cubs won a world series was 1908, which was the year president taft was elected. After he won, defeating the democrat William Jennings bryant and the independent ca bernie sanders. [ laughter and applause ] long time ago. Steve that was a long time ago. Jimmy pretty big tech news, here. Twitter is phasing out the vine app. Yeah. You know vine. It lets users create and share sixsecond video clips, so i wanted to give one of vines biggest stars a chance to say farewell in a special video message. Please welcome derek haskell. Derek . Hey, jimmy, im sure you can imagine the news is hitting those of us in the Vine Community pretty hard. A way to connect and jimmy thank you. [ cheers and applause ] steve beautiful. Beautiful. Touching. Jimmy i guess well have to hear the rest on snapchat. I dont know. [ light laughter ] a lot of guys are excited about this, victorias secret just unveiled this years fantasy bra, which is worth 3 million because of all the jewels. Yeah, the news station a a news station in virginia was covering the story yesterday, and one of the anchors had a a very interesting comment. Listen to this. Last years fantasy bra was valued at 2 million. For most guys, a fantasy bra is one they can actually unhook. [ laughter ] jimmy coming up next, we fire a news anchor live on the air. I got another bra fantasy for you. My wife not shooting hers on stage at every Dierks Bentley concert. He aint never going to notice you, carol hey, all right. Finally, this is really cute. I saw that seaworld made a a special wetsuit for one of its penguins that doesnt have enough feathers to keep her warm. [ audience aws ] take a look at this. [ audience aws ] dont tell her its just a beer koozie. [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight. You guys, give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] . . . . [ cheers and applause ] that is the one and only 22time grammy Award Winning pianist, chick corea sitting in with the roots. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you, thank you. Nice to see you, buddy. Nice to be here. Jimmy it sounds fantastic. You can catch chick now through december 11th at the Blue Note Jazz Club here in new york. Thank you so much for being here. We love you, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] master. Master. Guys, come back again next week. We have jay lenol oh, we love jay. [ cheers and applause ] whoopi goldberg, vince vaughn, and Benedict Cumberbatch will all be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] plus performances from big sean, lecrae and alicia keys. You dont want to miss it. [ cheers and applause ] but joining us tonight, from the new animated movie, trolls, and she also has a a book out as well, my pal Anna Kendrick is here, you guys. Steve yeah. Jimmy from the new Netflix Series, the crown. The crown, the very talented john lithgow is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] show a picture of john. Love john lithgow. And we have great standup from iliza. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy always funny. This will be her fourth time on our show, on the tonight show. Shes very funny. Destroys every time shes on here. I love her. Guys, today is friday. Thats usually when i catch up with some peon i check my inbox. Steve sure. Jimmy i return some emails. Steve uhhuh. Jimmy and of course, i send out some thank you notes. Steve really . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy guys, today i was running a bit late. So, i thought steve what did you think . Jimmy well, i thought if you guys wouldnt mind, i would just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. Steve now . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you guys are the coolest. Thank you, thank you, thank you so much. James, could i get some thank you note writing music, please . . . Hes in a good mood. Steve i guess. Jimmy in another good mood. [ laughter ] steve you really have to. Jimmy yeah. Steve he is cute, though. . . Jimmy thank you, trick or treating, for being the one night a year parents say to their kids, remember all that stuff we told you about taking candy from strangers . Forget it. [ cheers and applause ] trust people. Steve what do you got . Jimmy thank you, halloween parties, for being the only place youll ever see spiderman holding a red solo cup and hooking up with a minion. [ cheers and applause ] steve thats not the only place. . . Jimmy thank you, Donald Trumps advisors, for taking members of the media to a strip club in las vegas. Youd think by now trumps people would be sick of watching something slide down the polls. [ cheers and applause ] steve whoa no you didnt no you did not oh no you didnt thats it . . What a run. What a run. Jimmy no, you didnt. No, you didnt. Steve wow, you did not. Jimmy no you did not. . . Thank you, Cleveland Indians outfielder, coco crisp, for then he totally falls apart. [ applause ] did not know that. I didnt know that. Steve yeah, thats the worst. Jimmy defense. . . Jimmy thank you, walking through a spider web, for making it look like i just had battery acid thrown in my face. [ laughter ] just a spider web, dude. . . Thank you, tictacs, or as i maracas. There you go, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with more of the tonight show. [ cheers and applause ] . . This is the story of falls biggest fan. Autumn was born on the first day of fall. Aters. Which brings us to the very moment she fell for fall all over again. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy and its time for kids campfire [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the stories youre about to hear were all written by kids under the age of 10. So, please enjoy them. If you dare. Thank you. It was going to be a bigger thing. Ill read the first one. This is called, the anonymous man. . . I was the only youre not committing to that music, are you . I was the only one in the neighborhood. Then i heard a knock at the door. Nobody was there. So, i went to look out the window. But nobody was there. So, i ran up the stairs and i was so scared, my underwear almost came off. [ laughter ] i hid under the covers, and when i thought it was safe, i peaked my head out of the covers, and no one was there. That doesnt mean hes gone. He could be in your house, and he might scare your underwear off. [ laughter ] [ wolf howling ] thats your underwear off. Your underwear off. Okay. Anna, its your turn. Oh, anna thank you. Okay. This story is called the hungry ghost. Most stories start once upon a a time, but those are nice stories. And this is a scary story. A scary story about a ghost that was hungry. He went all around the neighborhood on halloween and said, trickortreat, but people didnt give him any he got so sad and hungry that he went to mcdonalds and he got a cheeseburger and even a a milkshake because his mom said he could have one. [ laughter ] [ wolf howling ] jimmy wow. Youre next, john. John lithgow, youre up. This story is called ghost boy. There was a child who was lost in the forest. He heard Something Like this, woo hoo waka waka woo laka hoo he started running because a a ghost was after him. And the ghost caught the boy and turned him into a ghost boy. The ghost boy went back to his school and he scared the fourth graders at recess. Now, every time the recess bell hear, woo hoo waka waka woo laka hoo [ cheers and applause ] [ wolf howling ] jimmy my goodness. This this last one, lets do it together. This storys called the basket. Ill be the narrator. Anna, youll be playing the part of the old woman. John, youll be playing the part of the old man. Jimmy here we go. There was an old man lost and then he saw an old woman that had a big basket. He wanted to help, so he went and said do you need some help . No, i can carry it. Jimmy said the old woman. Are you sure . Okay, you can carry it. Jimmy said the old woman. The old man heard moaning and groaning, so he opened the basket and a head jumped out and started chasing him away. Woah jimmy and thats why every halloween, people wear baskets on their heads. [ cheers and applause ] now im in the halloween spirit. My thanks to Anna Kendrick and john lithgow stick around. Well be right back with more of the tonight show. [ cheers and applause ] . . Initiating retrieval sequence. Activating thrusters. Target acquired. Take a break from the election with red or blue tea. 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[ cheers and applause ] . . Jimmy we are joined right now by a tony, golden globe and Academy Award nominated performer. You know her from the twilight and Pitch Perfect series. Starting next friday, you can see her opposite just Justin Timberlake in a big new animated film called trolls. Its really great. Put it together for the immensely talented Anna Kendrick, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Anna Kendrick, welcome back. Thank you. Jimmy to the show. You look gorgeous. Thank you. Jimmy thank you for doing that spooky. That was so much fun. I feel like i actually like you know, you got your moneys worth. Ill do a little acting. Jimmy that was great, right . A little smackting, oh, please. That was spooky and scary. Yeah, i loved it. Jimmy we just did a thing with kevin hart where we went to a Haunted House in new york city. Oh yeah . Jimmy oh yeah. Was it fun . Jimmy it was frightening. Frightening. Jimmy i dont have fun. I dont like getting scared. For the show. I get it. Yeah. Jimmy i do whatever i can to entertain the people. You just do what they tell you. Jimmy well, kevin dared me to do it because i dared him to do a roller coaster. Hes scared of roller coasters. Oh, okay. Jimmy so i did that with him too. Hes like, i want to take you to a Haunted House to scare you because i dont like being scared. And no scared me. Im really proud of you. Im really proud of you. Jimmy thank you. Yeah, yeah. Do you like getting scared . Do you like that stuff . I dont like the jump out at you, like scary, but jimmy theyre hiding underneath. Its a dark just talking about it makes because i dont like it. I dont trust any of you. Jimmy yeah, i dont trust any of whats going on. Yeah, but it was a dark maze and somebody was hiding underneath and they grabbed your ankles. No, no jimmy im thinking its all up here, yeah. No, because i went to a a Haunted House that was more like creepy images. And, like, you know, and its kind of like getting under your skin and you dont know exactly why. But then it was kind of sexy too, kind of a sexy, scary, so youre confused. Youre feeling new feelings, its alarming. Jimmy what . Strip club. Strip club, sorry i meant Haunted House. We did not go to that at all. No, i mean i think maybe because its l. A. , everybody has to be really hot. Like all the actors in it were, like, really hot. And they touch you and say stuff to you, and, like, at a a certain point i was like i was like, so when are we kicking off this orgy . [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god. What are we doing . Jimmy this was not my and i went afterwards and like said hi to the actors and. They have like the opposite experience where i was, like, so, like, whats up with you guys . And they were like, we werent actually hitting on you. Were actors. You should know better. I was like, cool, i just thought there was maybe a vibe. But part of the show. Well done. Jimmy and theyre like handing you resumes and stuff on the way out. This is l. A. How did i do . Was i scary . I want to talk about your early career because you and your brother would audition here in new york. Yeah,h. Well, my parents were, like, so supportive. But you know, we were from maine and they both had jobs, they worked full time. And after a while, they were like, if you want to keep auditioning, you and your brother can take the bus down to new york from maine. And i was like 12 and he was 14, and we would, like, come in, and usually it was like, you know, six hours to get down here and we would do like 15 minutes in a room and then six hours back. Jimmy i mean, auditions are in the morning. Theyre early. Yeah, we would get up pretty jimmy thats awesome. But occasionally, like, wed get the if i got a callback, wed have to figure out what to do, like where to stay. And my parents would fax a a credit card, and they would have to call ahead and be, like, naturally, well be along, but our children are checking in early. But like obviously, well be there because what kind of parents would let their children stay in a hotel by themselves . Jimmy in new york city. Yeah. Jimmy home alone 4. And my brother and i are the [ laughter ] jimmy the von traps . Thats our impression of respectable children. Jimmy thats cool. How exciting is that . Yeah, it was cool. Jimmy i love that. What part of maine . I love maine. Portland. Jimmy never been. Not even one person . Yeah, give it up for portland. Thank you, one person. I know youre lying. Youre a filthy liar. Jimmy you had time to write a book, which im very excited about this. Look at this. Scrappy little nobody. Look at this scrappy little jimmy come on, thats cute. Thats the villain. Thats me. Jimmy congratulations on this. Thank you. Jimmy thats pretty fun. Thank you.