Security clearance for his children, though i dont know why. If ivanka and donald jr. Want to know if aliens are real, they could just turn around. Thats right, donald trump wants top secret security clearance for his children. Even the top secret one. [ audience oohs ] according to reports three buildings in new york will drop petition demanded it be removed, because it is insulting. But to save money theyre just going to rearrange the letters. [ applause ] an anagram. That is fun with anagrams. Ivanka trump is facing criticism for using her appearance on 60 minutes this weekend, to promote a 10,000 bracelet from her fashion line. Meanwhile melania was sporting a dazzling 24 carat help me [ laughter ] dr. Ben carson has reportedly told donald trump that he isnt interested in serving in the trump administration. And just like at the debates, if his name is called, he wont answer. [ laughter ] [ applause ] dr. Carson . Dr. Ben carson. Come on out dr. Carson. [ laughter ] High School Students across the country walked out of class today in protest of donald trump. Proof that you can do none of your homework and still become president. [ applause ] residents, residents of a small town in missouri this week, are complaining about the creation of a bondage club that operates next door to a church. The town filed a restraining order but that just got them more excited. [ laughter ] inducted into the National Toy Hall of fame. Uno or as it will be called in trumps america, one. [ laughter ] and finally, a canadian man was arrested recently after he tried to smuggle almost 200,000 worth of gold out of his work place hidden in his rectum. Even crazier, he had a backpack. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we got a great show f y [ cheers and applause ] from the new movie bad santa 2, one of my favorites Billy Bob Thornton will be here tonight. Shes the far of a fantastic new film, rules dont apply, the wonderful lily collins is here. [ cheers and applause ] and were very lucky to have chief medical correspondent from cnn, dr. Sanjay gupta is joining us this evening. [ cheers and applause ] so, really a good night. I as i mentioned before my wife and i now have an named ash. Very exciting time for us. We also have a seven pound, 5yearold italian greyhound, who up to this point, not super psyched about having a baby in the house. Frisbee went from getting all the attention, now shes getting a fraction of that attention. Thats just how it goes. If any dogs are out there watching, thats just how it goes. [ laughter ] but, heres the thing, at night our dog sleeps in the bedroom, frisbee, and we close the door to our bedroom. And ash sleeps in his room. Hes got another room. But the problem is, our dog, being seven pounds, our dog goes to the bathroom this is embarrassing as a man to say, our dog goes to the bathroom on a pad inside. Thats just how it goes. Im sorry to be the one to break it to you. And so what happens is, i have to let her out at like 2 00 in the morning, shell wake up and ill open the bedroom door, and shell go. And she has to go into the babys room and she goes into that bathroom, and then she just comes right back. And then when she comes back, i close the door. Well, anyway shes been taking i looked at the nanny cam while she was gone. And basically, she goes to the bathroom and then she just stands and just stares at the baby. [ audience aws ] this is some paranormal activity [ bleep ]. Oh, it gets creepier. [ laughter ] and then she just like, puts her head into the thing. And my wife and i were talking this morning and she was saying, what do you think frisbees and i said, i think shes saying, you need to get the [ bleep ] out of here. [ laughter ] this place used to rule, and now its a hell hole. Get lost dude. [ light laughter ] this one im just going to see in my sleep every time i close my eyes. Look. [ laughter ] i guess we have the nanny cam set on devil. [ light laughter ] you should put it on the devil setting. As we mentioned yesterday, very little is known about how one way to glean what he might do is to look at his personnel choices. And when it comes to those personal choices there seems to be some internal divisions. For more on this its time for a closer look. . . Seth remember trump had three Different Campaign managers over the course of the election. I guess, three is like a lucky number for him. And after a campaign, rife with internal divisions, the infighting seems to have continued into the trump transition. Transition turmoil. . . Sources tell cnn that Donald TrumpsTransition Team is like a knife fight. Seth thats right a knife fight, and that might not be a metaphor. Rudy, chris, fight for my amusement. [ laughter ] now there already seem to be two centers of gravity in trump world right now. Youve got incoming chief of staff and elf on the shelf, reince priebus, who comes from the establishment wing, and then chief strategist steve bannon. A website adored by white nationalists. And while the establishment may be relieved by the fact that priebus is the chief of staff, history indicates hell probably be less powerful than bannon. People in washington are comforted by the fact that priebus is chief of staff, and bannon is chief strategist. As if thats like a good thing. But i urge them to look back at the Bush Administration when andy card was the chief of staff, and karl rove had the bannon job. Who was more powerful in that e bannon is going to be number one in this white house. He will eat priebus for lunch. Seth are we sure he didnt already . [ laughter ] now, we told you about bannon yesterday, but republicans and democrats continue to criticize his appointment, given his ties to white nationalist. And the more information that comes out, the more troubling the appointment seems. Even conservative commentator, glenn beck, had this to say about bannon. Steve bannon, wants to burn it down. Hes a nightmare. Nationalists. Clear tie. He is a guy who has, wants to tear this system down, and replace it with a new system. He is a frightening no, no, no. He is a terrifying man. Seth you know the world has gone insane when glenn beck and Bernie Sanders are on the same page. [ laughter ] for them to be on the same page the book has to be one page long. [ laughter ] so far it seems, trumps closest advisers, just as during the campaign, will be three of his children. Ivanka, eric and don jr. This of course raises the question of conflicts of interest, because trumps children are also supposed to be running his Business Empire while he serves as president. You may recall that throughout the campaign, trump pledged to put his business in a blind trust to avoid conflicts of interest. Although he clearly didnt know what that term actually meant. If i become president i couldnt care less about my company. I have ivanka and eric and don have a good time. So youll put your assets in a blind trust . I would put it in a blind trust, well, i dont know if its a blind trust if ivanka, don, and eric run it. But, is that a blind trust . I dont know. Seth i dont know . For a guy whos always talking about how good he is at business, he sure doesnt seem to understand basic business terms. Blind trust, no thank you. I would never trust a blind person. For one thing, they wear sunglasses inside. Thats very shady if you ask me. But blind trust or ntr children already seem to be seizing on the opportunity to make money from their fathers administration. Because as the New York Times reported last night, ivanka trump turned her appearance sunday on 60 minutes with her father, into a marketing opportunity for her line of jewelry. With one of her employees urging reporters to write about the 10,800 gold bangle bracelet, she wore during the interview. Did you hear that, disenfranchised White Working Class voters . For only 11,000 you can make your wrist great again. [ laughter ] theres infighting among his advisors. And there may not be a firm division between his presidency and business. And then theres what seems to be trump back pedaling on some of his Biggest Campaign promises. For example, if you caught trump on the campaign trail at all, and listened carefully you may remember some very subtle hints he had about a wall. [ laughter ] you might also remember trumps promise that mexico would pay for that wall. Well, apparently both of those promises are a little more out to be. Theyre talking about a fence in the republican congress. Would you accept a fence . For certain areas i would. But certain areas a wall is more appropriate. Im very good at this. Its called construction. But the fence will be so part wall, part fence . Could be could be some fencing. Newt gingrich speaking to a group of lawyers said this about building the wall. He said this, hell spend a lot of time controlling the border. He may not spend very much time trying to get mexico to pay for device. Seth a campaign device or in laymans terms a [ bleep ] lie. Hey [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] hey, honey now that were married im not going to give you a Beautiful House and the three children after all, that was an engagement device. [ laughter ] so a wall that mexico is going to pay for is now a fence that were going to pay for. Even worse, it turns out, that hat had an asteriks on it. Binding term, customers shall assume responsibility for all consequences and liability that may result from making America Great again. Also for every one person that perceives something as great, there will be 10 to 15 people that perceive it as bad or terrible. Offer void in america. [ laughter ] [ applause ] so already, he seems to be softening on some of his Biggest Campaign promises, but even if he does attempt to make radical changes, it wont be easy. As president obama argued yesterday. The federal government and our its a ocean liner. Seth thats reassuring. I mean, nothing bad ever happened to a massive ocean liner, right . [ laughter ] this has been a closer look. . . [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with Billy Bob Thornton, everybody. . . [ cheers and applause ] [sexy music] come on why doesnt verizon offer unlimited data like tmobile. Is it because their lte network was built six years ago . Six years ago . Thats like a hundred. In phone years their lte network is older, slower, and they limit you. Switch to tmobile, the newer, faster and unlimited network. We cover 99 of the americans verizon covers. Get 4 lines just 35 bucks a month. Rwoowr. 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With the blue cash everyday card you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. Backed by the service and security of american express. Hey come quick. My new beer, stella artois, is finished. The people will love it. Originally brewed for the holidays. Enjoyed ever since. . . [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody. Please give it up for the 8g band right over there. [ cheers and applause ] also our drummer this week plays for one of my favorite bands against me whos latest shape shift with me is out now. Say hello to atom willard everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much for being back atom. Thanks for having me. Seth such a pleasure to have you. Very excited about this. Our first guest tonight is an Academy Award winner you know om in such films as sling blade, monsters ball, and bad santa. You can see him in the sequel bad santa 2. Which opens in theaters november 23rd. Lets take a look. We all participate, volunteers and staff. If youre interested you could join us. Are you out of your [ bleep ] damn mind . I aint dancing around a bunch of candy canes and [ bleep ]. Because im all about the birth of christmas. You know the wise guys kicked him out of the hotel. Then the drummer who didnt have [ bleep ]. Giving him some perfume. And king midas or one of them threatened to cut the kid in half. Turn him into gold, and its a heavy deal for me. Pretty damn heavy. Are you talking about the true meaning of christmas . Exactly. Seth please welcome to the show Billy Bob Thornton, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] . . Seth how are you . Not bad. Seth im really, really happy to have you here. Im glad to be here. Seth we were talking back stage. We have not seen each other in 15 years. 15 years. Seth the last time we saw each other was in this building. You hosted snl the thanksgiving episode 2001. Thats exactly right. Seth yeah. And we did some fun skits together. Seth we did some fun skits. And you were just a fledgling at the point. Seth i was i did not know what was going on. Seth you were and its weird thats so funny to hear because you do not ever give off, i think, a terrified vibe. Well let me tell you, that Live Television deal. I had had friends who were afraid of it too. Seth yeah. They said its really scary. Seth yeah. And they were right. Seth did you when it was over did you feel great relief . Yes it was exactly like you guys said it would be. You said all week long youre not going to know what youre doing. And were going to look like we dont know what were doing. And were not going to tell you what youre going to do. And the show is going to fly by and as soon as its over youre going to want to do it again. Seth yeah. And thats exactly what it was like. Seth that i think is yeah. Seth i hear that over and over again. It was fantastic. Seth so, this is very exciting for me. Usually when a movie like bad santa comes out there seems to be a sequel window. Right. Seth and it feels like were past the window and yet here we are now with bad santa 2. Thats right. Thats right. [ laughter ] seth but its very exciting because you have the original the kid, thurman is back, and hes a grown man. Oh yeah. And its creepy. Seth did you always was this something you were always planning on doing. Having a second one . We always talked about it. I mean, we were pretty sure we would make a sequel at some point but, you know, the studio kind of changed hands a couple of times. And then the studio came back in its new incarnation so once all the red tape was done they said you could we were clear to do one and all of that. And took three or four years to get the right story and the right script. Because we didnt want to just throw one out there, you know. Seth right. I think a lot of times when comedies have sequels they think well how can ak different and yet the same . So they just make it broader. Seth sure. And we just made this one creepier. Seth i think your fans will enjoy it. Yeah. Seth well it is so funny you mention that its creepy but it also seems to have now entered that Christmas Movie canon of films that families will watch every year. Its like a modern miracle on 34th street with just awful people in it. Exactly. Seth yeah. Its got seth are you surprised at the age of people who have told you they have seen this film . I mean grandmothers come up to me all the time. You know, people i normally wouldnt mention the movie to. And they do it all the time. Sometimes ill be out, you know, in the Glendale Galleria as i do. Seth sure, yeah. And for the purposes of this story im at the Glendale Galleria. Seth gotcha. And like a little kid will say mommy thats bad santa. Like a little kid, you know. And im like what kind of parents are you anyway . Seth thats not age appropriate. Yeah. Its weird. Seth is it true that sometimes people take issue with the fact that you have taken the sacred holiday of christmas and your film has ruined it. Yeah. Theres actually an instance on the first movie way back then. We were doing a q and a at some kind of film festival, i dont know where it was. But there was a lady in the back, a very severe school marm type, and she stood up and said the name of santa and jesus and the bible . And a lot of things like that. She seemed pretty upset. Seth yeah. And i said well maam let me straighten a few things out here. First of all ive read the bible. Santa claus aint in it. I mean you can go all through it ecclesiastes and deuteronomy and all of it. Seth he doesnt even have a cameo. Nothing. Hes not in it. Nobody even talks about it. So santy claus is not in there and second of all, you know, im not playing santa claus. Seth yeah. All youve got to do is watch the movie. I dont play santa claus. I play a criminal who dresses up like santa claus. So in other word you know those bank robbery movies where a guy wears a Richard Nixon mask . Seth yeah. Same thing. Seth yeah. Right, people shouldnt stand up in the back and say Richard Nixon never robbed banks. Exactly, how do you feel about ruining the good name of Richard Nixon . Seth yeah. Also not in the bible. Interesting fact, Richard Nixon did not turn up there either. The original cast and then some new people. We saw Christina Hendricks in that clip. And then kathy bates plays your mother in the film. Plays my mom, yes. Seth and i think we find out a lot about why youve turned into a bad person because she is a horrifying person. Absolutely. Seth maybe worse than you. Oh absolutely. No question about it. I mean, thats the thing about the new movie. This one pushed the raunchy stuff a little further. I mean its not, theres not more profanity in this one. Its just were more descriptive about things and also in terms of the emotion you actually find out why willy is the way he is. How he got the way he is and that kind of thing. At the e