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We still havent seen any sign of winter here in l. A. Only season we have is awards season and it is very much under way. Last night they gave out the critics choice awards. This morning they announced the golden globe nominees. Golden globes hand out trophies for music and television. The nominee forth best drama were the crown, game of thrones, stranger things, this is us, and west world. These are shows that excite us that should be us, that move us and make us wish we could have sex with robots. The awards will be handed out by the Hollywood Foreign press on january 8th which is good timing. You know the inauguration is january 20th. After that, the words hollywood, foreign, and press will get either thrown in jail or deported. Donald trump by the way is on a roll. So the cia says they believe that Russian Hackers interfered with our elections, specifically to help donald trump win. Donald trump says thats ridiculous, he said theres no way to know from russia or china or [ laughter ] for real. Oh, these arent jokes. [ laughter ] or if it wasnt, he really said this it could have been some guy sitting on a bed someplace. All he knows, the important thing is he won and a month from today hell be taking a leak in the lincoln toilet. Nonetheless, a Bipartisan Group now, including republican senators john mccain and mitch mcconnell, are calling for an investigation and trump does not like that at all. He doesnt want an investigation. He refuses to point a finger at russia. Why would he . Hell be up for reelection in four years, he might need them again. [ laughter ] some people are saying we should vote all over again. Which this election is like the killer in a horror movie, just when you think its over, pops up in the back seat, its going to get you again. New jersey governor chris christie, who really carried Donald Trumps golf clubs for the last six months, will now officially not be a part of his according to cnn, governor christie, who reportedly wanted to be attorney general, turned down multiple jobs, including secretary of homeland security, secretary of veterans affairs, and ambassador to italy. True. I have to say i love the idea that trump offered him an ambassadorship to the country that has the best food. [ laughter ] i know youre disappointed we didnt pick you for Vice President or attorney general, but how would you like to go to the country that invented pizza . [ laughter ] trump this morning met with carly fiorina, who was a bitter rival during the campaign. Trump is supposedly considering her to be director of national intelligence. Heres what carly had to say on her way out of trump tower. It was such an honor to meet with the president elect. First i have to say he has really cool stuff in his office. All these athletes have given him this incredible memorabilia. I was particularly taken by owe shock oneals shoe. Jimmy shok oneal, the guy from the movie kazaam. President elect trump was in grand rapids over the weekend as part of his thank you tour where we slowed him down to half speed for this meandering and merry edition of drunk donald trump. [ tape playing slowly ] you spoke very well. I was very impressed with you. She didnt sleep for about six months. I will tell you that. But what a and Merry Christmas, everybody, Merry Christmas [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its almost christmas. Christmas is less than two weeks away. I was talking to my daughter jane about santa cla almost 2 1 2. Weve been holding the present thing over her head to get her to stop saying no to everything. Her answer to every question is no. You want oatmeal . No, i do not want oatmeal. She repeats. Do you want to go to gymnastics class . No, i do not want to go to gymnastics class. Very charming. I asked, are you going to be naughty or nice . She thought about it for a second, she said, yes. [ laughter ] at least i got one yes. Santa is a great way to keep your children in line. Hes an enforcer, really. So its no wonder some kids are scared of him. With that said its time for what has become one of my favorite holiday traditions, a game were going to play together, its very simple, i will show you a photograph of a child, you have to guess if the child is on santas lap or getting a flu shot. [ laughter ] lets play santas lap or flu shot . Our first screamer. All right, so santas lap or flu shot . All right, everybody says santas lap. Maybe one or two dissent. And it is . Flu shot. Thats right. Next up you see how it works. Santas lap or flu shot . Santas lap. No, that is a flu shot. All right, next up we have all right. All right, lets see. It is santas lap. Santa in pajamas. Is this santa or the doctor . I love the passion in these guesses. Theyre based on absolutely nothing at all. This one is santa, yes. Two kids crying now. Keep them coming. Santas lap . Or flu shot . Or maybe that ponytail is too tight. Lets find out. It is santas lap. Santa looks like hes about to cry too. All right. Santas lap or . Boy, yeah. Santa might be pinching this kid. Lets see. Okay, okay, okay okay oh, oh, look at that oh, look it go minnie, you go girl, you get it, man oh, look at this, oh, you better go ahead now, what . Oh hey all right, yall [ cheers and applause ] jimmy nothing against matt lauer. The Holiday Shopping season is in this is that magical time of the year when we buy stuff nobody needs for people we dont like with money we dont have. Americans are expected to spend an average of 936 on gifts this year. Which is interesting because jesus preached against the accumulation of material possessions. But he also said, blessed is t for it shall add a variety of awesome new characters and special effects. Its a nuanced message. 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Owith new flavorfilled pairingss freshly filled pastas bursting with indulgent flavors perfectly paired with irresistible chicken, shrimp or steak plus all the salad and breadsticks you want your favorite things come together at the holidays, at olive garden. Jimmy hi there, welcome back to the show. Jennifer lawrence and music from phantogram is on the way. How many are planning to travel for the holiday, leave the home and visit no one . [ cheers and applause ] Holiday Travel is expected to be way up this year. According to aaa, about 86 million americans will drive to their holiday destination. Almost 3 million americans are expected to fly. Which is already kind of terrible. And might be about to get worse. The department of transportation is considering a proposal that would allow passengers to make phone calls on the flight. Because the person sitting next to you wasnt annoying enough. Honestly id rather there be snakes on the plane than people talking on the phone. When this happens i will be making prank calls. [ laughter ] ill be calling other passengers, ill be calling other planes. Ill pretend to be in the cockpit messing around with the controls. No one will rest. Time we send cousin sal out in the world with hidden cameras to stir things up, to wake people up. Since it is the Holiday Season i sent sal to the grove, the mall not far from our studio. You know gift wrapping stations they set up . We set one up too and put cousin sal to work. Live from the grove in hollywood, its cousin sals christmas wrapping spectacular starring cousin sal, his helper pat, and our very special holiday victims. You want me to wrap this empty box . Yes, please, id like you to wrap it as well as the lid. Are you kidding me . No. Is that okay . What do you have . You have nothing in it . Im going to put something in it, i just dont have it with me. Oh, we cant do we have to see what goes in there before we wrap it. Are you serious . Yeah. I just need something in there, maybe your belt . Yeah, give me your belt. Just in case theres a question. Where is your manager . He passed away. [ laughter ] do you want me to wrap this . Yes. Okay. Gel crayons, nice. Okay. Could you hold this . Thank you. Just pull it back towards you. All right, almost done. Im very careful with crayons. All right. All right, i think youre all set. You go. Do you have it . There you go. Happy holidays. Really . Really, yeah, yeah. Stroller, i dont know. You should have maybe thought this through better. Oh, wow. Push, use your core. Hope she likes the dcrayons. Is this like being donated anywhere . Im sorry . Are the services being donated anywhere . I dont think so. No, no, im okay, im okay, really. How about this. Ill take my boxes, you can keep that there, okay . No, no, here. Im really close. Here. Just keep the dogs. Why . Because youre getting wing sauce all over the socks im going to give to somebody i dont think i am. Let me put it in your bag. Here. You can put it in the box. Okay. Thats better. Okay. Put it in the box. Excuse me oh my god. Excuse me . Excuse her [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, thank you cousin sal. Tonight on the show music from phantogram. Be right back with Jennifer Lawrence [ cheers and applause ] dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by the new nissan rogue. Go see rogue one a star wars story in theaters december 16th. 3,2,1. Lumiere, action jimmy hi there, welcome back. Tonight, they are a duo, which means there are two of them. Their latest album is called three, music from phantogram. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, we have two shows for you. A new show in our regular time slot with rami malek from mr. Robot, Samantha Ponder from espn, and music from gucci mane with travis scott. But before that, our forcefilled special with the cast of rogue one a star wars story and a tribe called quest, in prime time. Thats tomorrow at 10 9 central. And join us all week with david spade, blake shelton, andrea riseborough, and a big Outdoor Block Party on wednesday night with metallica. Which will be a lot of fun. [ cheers and applause ] since she was here last, our first guest made eleven movies, won an oscar and is now legally allowed to drink. She stars alongside chris pratt in the new scifi film passengers. It opens in theaters december 21st. Please welcome Jennifer Lawrence. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy very good to see you, you look great will be. Wow. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they dont do this for me. This is specifically for you. That makes me feel better. Jimmy when you walked out i didnt realize because you have that color thing, i thought you almost had an aneurysm. Im really naked, i thought id try something different. Jimmy last time you were here you were very sick. Yeah. Jimmy you had to get an xray. I had walking pneumonia. Jimmy right, yeah. I got an xray. My breasts are uneven. [ laughter ] jimmy did the doctor tell you that . Or did you figure that out for yourself . Yeah, the doctors knocked on my door, jennifer, we have something really serious to tell you. No, i figured it out. Jimmy you figured it out. It took a trip to the Doctors Office to figure that out . Yeah, which i think is kind of flattering. Do you go to the doctor a lot, are you a hypochondriac . Oh, yes, huge. I love medicine, i love googling, i love being an alarmist. Jimmy me too, yeah. I love panicking people. Jimmy im not a hype cond y chondriac in that i feel i accurately diagnose myself. Thats not a hypochondriac, if youre right. If youre right, i think youre correct. That were real. It was really painful. Everyones like, nothings wrong with your stomach. What had happened was i stressed myself out so much that my intestines started bleeding. But it was i know, i can do that with my mind. Jimmy isnt it amazing what you can do . Im super, super blessed. [ laughter ] jimmy i had appendicitis once. Thats my dream. [ laughter ] you Lucky Bastard jimmy i looked it up, i was feeling a pain i think on my right side, very specific. Yeah. Jimmy and i went in. I call mid doctor, i said, i think i have to have my pend diction removed. He laughed. I went in and he check med out and he goes, well, i have to tell you, congratulations, youre the first patient ive ever had thats correctly diagnosed himself. Yeah, i feel like me and my doctor are more like colleagues. [ laughter ] but good for you. Jimmy i was happy about it. I have an unrealistic fear. I h like, im going to get appendicitis in china. I convinced myself of it. Last night i started to fall asleep, my eyes shot open, oh, no i just keep thinking about it. Jimmy it makes you wonder why is the peappendix even in there . Pull it out with the tonsils or whatever, done with it. Wisdom teeth, get them out. Have you ever you dont google image bacteria, do you . Jimmy bacteria, no. Rashes ive done. Theres this adorable bacteria. Jimmy what is it . Its call eed giardia. Jimmy is it all over our seats . All over your phone . Ive been planning this for days. Jimmy youre one of those. No, hes so cute. Looks like the koolaid guy. Jimmy do you mind if i show this . Oh, it is kind of it does look like a pixar type isnt he cute . Jimmy hes adorable. Do they all look like that or just that one . No, staph bacteria. Jimmy youre not kidding around. Why did you look that up . Giardia . Because i thought i had it. [ laughter ] jimmy do you put this on other people too . I for instance will diagnose my wife and always correctly. But youre always correct . Jimmy always right. That happened to me. Jimmy she hates it. I was bothering somebody about a mole that mole is bad news the person was like, you think everythings bad news because youre psycho. And i said, yes, but thats a bad mole. They didnt tell me when i went to the doctor because i was so crazy. The doctor said i saved her life. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy their life . The doctor would say that. Which made everything a lot worse. [ laughter ] one of my friends called up, was upstairs, shes like, jen, come look at this red bump on my butt. I was like, well, id love to [ laughter ] jimmy isnt it weird to get that feeling of sati yes, my mole is cancerous. I was right jimmy thats great. I know, i like that stuff too. I feel like we dont know enough about our bodies. My wife is pregnant right now. And i see things forming and i feel like we should know about them. I even ask my doctor questions like, i want to know how it happened . [ laughter ] jimmy and who it happened with . [ laughter ] but like if you eat a pizza, how long does it take for that pizza to turn into fat in your body . Right. Jimmy is it like a month . Or does it happen like as youre eating it . Is it going bup bup bup, could i eat ten pizzas and gain 14 pounds in one sitting . The answer to the first part of the question is yes, i could eat ten pizzas. Wow. Youve given me a lot to think about. You started with your wife is pregnant and ended on i can eat 14 pizzas. Jimmy i always bring it back to myself and my getting fat . Jimmy no. My wife is not no. I meant because jimmy i forbid it strictly. [ laughter ] no, im the only fatty allowed in this house. Of course that was a joke, please dont write letters, thank you. [ laughter ] i know. Ive been apologizing a lot. Jimmy have you been . Yeah. Jimmy do you feel like you have to sometimes . Just to get people to stop . No, i just feel like i just didnt im just like, arrgh i would never want to ever offend anyone on purpose. Or be like mean. Jimmy youre just having fun. Yeah, well you know. Were just you know. Arrgh jimmy everybodys ready to pounce at all times. Because you know if you criticize somebody for saying something that you think is inappropriate in some way, it makes you feel like youre the good person. I would never say anything like that, and shame on you. God, is it bad that i literally never felt that way . [ laughter ] is that a bad sign . Jimmy we should go right to the doctor. Im going to see what my doctor as to say. Jimmy its a serious bacterial condition. Theres something negative i want to discuss with you when we come back. Oh, good. Jimmy Jennifer Lawrence is here, the movie passengers. Be right back [ cheers and applause ] to checkout at the grocery store. How you doing, boss . Im good, how are you . Alright alright. You got a rewards card with us . Got it right here on my phone. I dont think thats gonna work. It worked. Oh. Be paying with my phone, too. Alright. Yep. Thats a lot of juice. I didnt come here for judgement. Ha. Ugghhh. Can we cut . Turn your phone into your wallet with samsung pay. 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[ laughter ] i do love it, i mean it, for the love of god just go see it, stop asking me about it jimmy appreciate your candor. Whats the plan for christmas . I dont know. Jimmy are you a good gift giver . Probably not. Jimmy do people tell you if they dont like your gifts . I think im a terrible gift giver. Jimmy oh. I gave, you know, a toddler that lives in an Apartment Building in new york a [ laughter ] jimmy what . A live rabbit. Jimmy did you buy the rabbit . Yeah, well, i adopted it. Like his owner had died. She was like an old lady. So i was like, you should go to this toddler. Jimmy thats not adopting it. No. Jimmy thats taking it and handing it to somebody else. Its better than the pound. I thought when i was little, we were just i was like, a rat snake it wasnt a big deal. I forgot the kid would be too tired to catch it. Not tired, scared, same sorry, im tired. Just too tired to keep talking. Jimmy so will you spend it with your family . Yeah, spend it with my family. Jimmy very good. I dont know what theyre getting. Jimmy do you remember last time i saw you was at the u2 concert. Here in l. A. It was about a year or so ago. I forgot. Jimmy bono mentioned me on stage. I have to say it was one of the greatest things that ever happened to me in my life. Then after the concert we went back into an area to stand nervously to tell bono that he was great. And you said, i cant believe bono mentioned you. And i said, i know, i cant believe it either. And you said, i mean, of all the people here. [ laughter ] you were probably the least deserving of any of them. Why did he mention you . Answer me now. Jimmy i still dont have an answer. Why . I was there [ laughter ] jimmy i think that was the subtext. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy now this is the negative thing i wanted to show you. Oh, good. Jimmy i know youre not necessarily on social media but chris pratt, who is on social media and hes on instagram and twitter and all that stuff, has been tweeting on the press tour, tweeting photographs, actually posting them on instagram. And so in each one of these instagram photos its always a bad sign when chris seems sincere about something. [ laughter ] like would you carefy took will be good for boosting the movie. Im like, of course. Jimmy hes setting you up. The selfie with jen you all wanted. Heres another one. This one, just hanging with my bestie jen. Heres jen and i. [ laughter ] this is another day down with me and my best buddy jen. [ laughter ] passengersmovie. There are a lot of them. I whittled them down somewhat. Thats you i guess. Now, what kind of person are you . I mean, are you the kind of person whos going to take this . Just let this sort of thing happen . Let chris heap this kind of abuse on you . Or are you going to do something about it . [ bleep ] it. 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Oh, nice, ratt. Jimmy yeah, okay, a twotd rat. Black, black. There we go. Jimmy there i feel better. Jimmy yeah, you did the right thing here. You look lovely. We got ass with the arrow pointing to chris. Maybe that will be a good lesson for him. I should have given him devil eyes. Its not too late. Lets give him devil eyes real quick. And maybe a little devil moustache as well. And a devil beard, yeah, look at that. All right, chris. Well, you know what . Is this tagging . Jimmy yeah, we did just tag. You guys want spray paint . There you go. There you go, enjoy. Do it to all the movies that might be competing with this one. All right, very good. There you go. Dont spray us, all right . Well, there you go. I want to thank Jennifer Lawrence, you d a thing here. Oh, thank you. Jimmy i want to thank guillermo, what a coincidence that you would have all this spray paint here on hand. Passengers comes out december 21st. Well be right back with phantogram dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is brought to you by the Dicks Sporting Goods foundation. Go to sportsmatter. Org to help save youth sports. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is brought to you by the Dicks Sporting Goods foundation. Go to sportsmatter. Org to help save youth sports. Jimmy jimmy i would first and foremost like to apologize to matt damon because we did run out of time for him. Thanks to Jennifer Lawrence for being here. This is their album. Nightline is next but first, their album is called three, here with the song same old blues, phantogram [ cheers and applause ] and this is nothing new its just the same old blues like a devil on my shoulder nothing left to lose you can never break my heart everything will fall apart you can never save my soul i think its time to let me go i keep on having this dream where im stuck in a hole and i cant get out theres always something thats pulling me down down down and this is nothing new its just the same old blue and this is nothing new its just the same old blues today i lost my future to the past i got nobody left im going nowhere fast never getting far away enough like a shadow on the sidewalk i cant shake it off you can never change my mind i think im running out of time you can never save my soul i think its time to let me go i keep on having this dream where im stuck in a hole and i cant get out theres always something thats pulling me down down down my heart is down on its knees so i try oh i try but its too late now theres always something thats pulling me down down down i keep on having this dream where im stuck in a hole and i cant get out theres always something thats pulling me down down down my heart is down on its knees and no one is hearing me screaming theres always something thats pulling me down down down and this is nothing new its just the same old blues and this is nothing new its just the same old blues [ cheers and applause ] i dont like staying at home when the moon is bleeding red woke up stoned in the backseat from a dream where my teeth fell out of my head cut it up cut it up yeah everybodys on something here my godsend chemical best friend skeleton whispering in my ear walk with me to the end stare with me into the abyss do you feel like letting go i wonder how far down it is nothing is fun not like before you dont get me high anymore used to take one now its takes four you dont get me high anymore runnin through Emergency Rooms spinning wheels and ceiling fans my hand shake cellophane landscape mannequin fakin it the best i can its cadillac cadillac red no hands on the Steering Wheel im crashing this saveaho puppet show ufo obliterate the way i feel walk with me to the end stare with me into the abyss do you feel like letting go i wonder how far down it is nothing is fun not like before you dont get me high anymore used to take one now its takes four you dont get me high anymore come on put your hands up walk with me to the end stare with me into the abyss do you feel like letting go i wonder how far down it is nothing is fun not like before you dont get me high anymore used to take one now its takes four you dont get me high anymore you dont get me high anymore this is nightline. 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