Question. How many of you had cereal for breakfast this morning . Just woke and up had cereal . Wow, not that many. The reason i ask is because i guess according to a new study, americans are not eating anywhere near as much cereal. Everything else were eating a lot more of but not cereal. Since 2009 sales of Breakfast Cereals are down 17 . In the Breakfast World types are tough. The rabbit from trix is now turning them. Rt means they have to wash a bowl. For real, thats real. Dont forget the spoon. Wouldnt you be embarrassed to admit thats why you dont eat cereal . Maybe we should put the cereal in a trough by the door, stick our heads in it as we go out to work like horses or something. I used to love cereal, Checking Account chocula, fruity pebbles. I find this news kind of depressing. Although im not entirely sure breakfast, so much as it was a large box for a small toy. But i do believe in lucky charms would just stick with marshmallows and get rid of those stupid little oat pieces or whatever [ cheers and applause ] to you eat cereal . Guillermo no, oatmeal. Jimmy when you were a kid did you love cereal . Oh, yeah. Jimmy what was your favorite of the cer . C guillermo honey nut cheerios. Jimmy donald trump, donald trump tweeted up a storm today. He lashed out at a number of republicans, the ones who have been distancing themselves from him. He called the speaker of the house paul ryan, whos a republican, a weak and ineffective leader. He called john mccain foulmouthed. He said democrats are more loyal to each other than republicans are. Shackles have been taken off me and i can now fight for america the way i want to. This is how hes been behaving with shackles on . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] if those shackles come off hes going to kill somebody. Hes going after he went after everybody. A number of cable news outlets called ate tweet storm. And during this terrible tweet storm irk think we should take a moment to acknowledge Donald Trumps thumbs because those chubby little baby carrots have been working so very lately, theyre worn down to the nubs and i applaud them for doing so much work. Trump has been swinging the hammer in person. He was in pennsylvania rehashing the debate. One of his better moments during the debate was when Hillary Clinton claimed to have been speaking about abe lincoln when she was explaining a leaked transcript of a wall street speech, and trump is not one to let Something Like that go. How did Hillary Clinton try to defend the shocking admission . She didnt deny she said this awful thing. Inking. Honest abe. What . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy by the way, honest abe inking would be a great name for a tattoo parlor, right . [ laughter ] trump also grabbed a youngster from the audience, a child that looked like him, who unwittingly helped us with tonights kidfriendly edition of drunk donald trump. [ tape playing very slowly ] are you having a good time tonight . Night. Wheres your daddy . And your mommy . Right . Do you want to go back . Do you want to go back to them or do you want to stay with trump. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so some more backstage donald trump locker room talk was released yesterday in a transcript of unaired footage from the apprentice in 2010. Donald allegedly insulted the skin of a female musician who appeared on the show, he said her skin sucked and she serious fing dermatology. One of the nicer things hes said recently. Frustrating as this time has been for donald trump its been even more frustrating for the socalled surrogates they put on cable news to support him every day. These are mostly women who have to go on tv to try and defend these things. I thought this was creative. This is how trump supporter betsy mccoy, former Lieutenant Governor of new york, tried to shift focus from donald to hillary by way of beyonce. Cheap language on that bus, horrific. But in fact she likes language like this. I came to slay bitch when he f me good i take his ass to red lobster. Did she say that . That happens to be a line from beyonce, a performer whom she says she idolizes and would like to immate. You know what im saying to you . Theres a lot of hypocrisy. Jimmy well. [ laughter ] i think you might be highpocrisy, because that is one of the naughtier things ive heard so far. [ cheers and applause ] i dont know, but has she seen what beyonce will do with a baseball bat . Heres another one. This is the defense of trump Scotty Nell Hughes gave Anderson Cooper last night. Do you agree what he described on that tape is Sexual Assault in the department of sexual contact or behavior without explicit consent. Yes, if that was the action, but those are just his words. He was just bragging about Sexual Assault . He didnt actually commit unfortunately we have made that to be sort of a part of a culture, a fifty shades of grey culture that men can talk like that. Where have we made it okay to talk like that . 80 million copies of fifty shades of grey was sold. Magic mike was one of the most popular i didnt read the assume that was a consensual relationship. No, it was not all the time, the things that were not were not. You look at the vampire trilogy jimmy you know what, thats what this election is missing. Vampires. [ laughter ] meanwhile, billy bush who was the other half of locker room talk on that access Hollywood Tape is reported to be exiting nbc and the today show. Hes suspended from the show yesterday, now the reports are that hes going to be gone permanently. [ laughter ] this donald trump will not rest until every bush is destroyed. He started with jeb [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] next billy. Look out, barbara. You might be next. Meanwhile, wikileaks is leaking again. The last few days theyve released more than 3,000 new emails hacked presumably by russia from staffers on the clinton campaign. Donald trump told his supporters yesterday he loves wikileaks. [ laughter ] of course he loves wikileaks, they dont have to release anything crazy on him because he already does that on twitter every day himself. But you have to wonder, russia and wikileaks, helping them to publish these private e miles to interfere with our elections, this is an aggressive act whats going on . James kimmel. Jimmy what . Yes . You have mocked wikileaks for we unlock governments. We make oceans of knowledge. And now the time has come for the world to see exactly who you are. Jimmy what does that mean . We have your emails, jimmy kimmie yahoo. Com. Jimmy thats a private email we are wikileaks nothing is private much like your email jimmy that was for gary alone dear home down buffet, i have been a Loyal Customer more than 48 hours. When i visited your restaurant in anaheim this weekend i was disappointed to find no toasted bread crumbs on the mac and cheese get it together or im done with jimmy i was angry. Gary replied jimmy please dont read garys reply. Dear mr. Kimmel, as i explained to you in person, your behavior last sunday could only be described as vile and unsanitary. When i explained that we were temporarily out of toasted bread crumbs for our macaroni and cheese, you threw ham and gravy at me and at a number of our customers. Again, you ao permitted at this or any Hometown Buffet restaurant. You have violated everything Hometown Buffet stands for. Please do not contact me again. Sincerely, gary. Jimmy let me just say, there are a lot of Jimmy Kimmels out there. My dads jimmy kimmel. That could have been him you replied at 3 13 a. M. Jimmy i didnt i did . Do you have any idea who i am . And i will eat at any Hometown Buffet i want. [ cheers and applause ] cross me again, gary, and i will kick you so hard it will hurt. Jimmy thats enough, stop it already. Why are you doing this . I dont understand the secrets of the powerful will be exposed in a horrifying light of truth. We are infinite. We are unstoppable. We are Wikileaks Ryan . No one are you on the video games again . Mom jimmy well. [ cheers and applause ] i hope he gets grounded. A very deep voice that boy has. Is it so wrong to suspect excellence from our Hometown Buffet . I dont think so. This is something you will not find on wikileaks but it might help explain all the sniffling in these debates lately. This is from pennsylvania, this [ tape playing fast. ] Rudy Giuliani said youre not going to believe this look at this we have all these new charges you see it just came down today wikileaks brutal stuff ill read it to you but trust me its real bad stuff. Jimmy were going to take a break. When comany come back Community Activists go to a nascar event to ask drivers and fans to slow it down. Stick around, well be right back. . Ill have that goat cheese garden salad. That gentleman got the last one. Sir, you give me that salad and i will pay for your movie and one snack box. Can i keep the walnuts . Sold. But i get to pick your movie. Can i pick the genre . Yes, but it has to be a comedy. A little cash back on the side. With the blue cash everyday card from american express, you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. Its more than cash back. Its backed by the service and security of american express. [ . Diggy . By spencer ludwig] its more . . Cash back. . . . Give extra. Get extra. My mother passed 2003, but she always told me i dont care if you turn out to be a great athlete or whatever but, you need to make sure you get your college degree. Answering machine hi, leave a message after the beep. beep hey mom, this is larry. I just want to let you know that uh, i fulfilled the promise that you held me to. Love you. beep i had frequent heartburn, but. My doctor recommended prilosec otc 7 years ago, 5 years ago, last week. Just 1 pill each morning. 24 hours and zero heartburn, straight years, and its still recommended today. . . . . Jimmy hello there and welcome back to the show. Jennifer connelly, stephen a. Way. Were going to take time out for Community Activism courtesy of jack and becky, passionate objectors to just about everything. Once we sent them to a ufc event. They tried to get fans to sign a petition to ban punching and kicking. They went to a baseball game, tried to have peanuts removed from take me out to the ball game because their son has a peanut allergy. Jack and becky are devoted to the bette society in general. They went to a nascar event to convince nascar fans to support a speed limit of 25 Miles Per Hour. Slow and steady wins the race slow and steady is the race im jack, this is my wife becky. Were out here trying to talk to people about effecting social change in nascar. Specifically what we want to do is ask the people of nascar to enact a speed limit for the would be a good idea for us to do . A speed limit . Yeah. Isnt it all about the speed . Yeah, i mean, its all about speed but there should be a limit to it. What kind of speed limit . Were talking about 25 Miles Per Hour for the races. Yeah, that sounds good. Yeah . No. Why . Are you kidding me . Theyre race cars. So they cant go 225, they can only go 200 . No, 25 miles an hour. You guys are in the wrong place. You would not see over 100,000 people in this parking lot who said anything about the nazis . Not see. You would not see not see, nazi. Can i ask why youre asking that . Should we tell them the story . This is our son landon. We let him unfortunately watch nascar on tv. He stole our keys. Okay. He the Police Report said he drove up to 45, 47 miles per thank god nobody was hurt. Its a radio shock, so obviously nobody was in there. If it was an apple store, oh my god. He crashed the car. I dont want to tell you how to be a parent, but youre going to tell us how to be a parent, i bet. If your kids taking a car at 9 years old i agree. And its because of nascar inspiring children youre the parent hide your keys hes 9 years old why should i have to hide my im sorry but its their fault. Nascar is a sport just like football. Should football be played without pads and football shouldnt be played period. At all. Football should not be played. Ban football . They feel . Youre saying we need to get rid of sports, get rid of nascar, get rid of video games. Yes, yes. What are we supposed to do for social living life . Play in the garden. No, no. Would you be willing to sign im sorry. Whats your name . Charles. Sign it for him. Dont put my name on there, i didnt give you permission. You put it on there. I wont. All due respect, ive appreciated the interview but i totally disagree. Sign right here, thank you. Thats for the petition. No, im not going to sign no petition. If you wouldnt mind signing i aint going there. Can i give you speeding speeders . You have to appear in court. This is an unwarranted ticket, unwarranted citizens arrest we warrant it. By two fanatics who dont know what theyre talking about. Hm, well, actually we know what theyre talking about. We have a son. Who are looking to shut down i disagree, its a citizens arrest. Hang on one sec. Okay. Here is what i have arrested. No, its not. Its against the law. Littering. Watch out. You know what . Littering . I put it in my pocket. Driving is my life. Thats illegal. You didnt barely tear it at all. You tore off a little part. You tore the corner off. [ bleep ]. You tore the corner off a tiny little bit. Sign that dude. Youre going to get a paper cut on your dick. I wish you well in your cause. I wish you well in your cause. Nascar must stay. I dont think any race should be faster than 25 Miles Per Hour. Thats stupid. I dont come to your house and say that your ideas are stupid. What are you doing in our community . Well, you know this is our community. Its our community too. You want us. I dont want you. I just want it to be slow and reasonable. Donald trump slow and steady is the race jimmy tonight on the show, music from crx. Stephen a. Smith is here. Well be right back with Jennifer Connelly [ cheers and applause ] . Portions of . Jimmy kimmel live . Are brought to you by paqui chips. From nacho cheese to haunted ghost pepper, theres a flavor for you. She saw the boots and fell for fall all over again. Was she expecting to find the perfect designer boots at such an amazing price . No. But you know youre gonna love it. foot steps . crickets chirping . jet engine . heart beat . water splashing rain drops engine revving tires on wet road . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, there. Tonight on the show, from first take . On espn2, the one and only stephen a. Smith is here. Then, their debut album comes out october 28th. Its called . New skin, . Crx from the crown royal stage. Crx is a new project from nick valensi of the strokes. Tomorrow, Matthew Perry will be here. Well have music from nas with erykah badu. And on thursday colin farrl, the great vin scully. So please join us for that. Our first guest tonight is a very talented actress with an oscar and a golden globe to show for it. Her latest film is based on a book, but not the comic kind. Its called . American pastoral . This is a girl. This is a high school girl. She didnt make a bomb. She doesnt know what a bomb is. How could you think she could make a bomb . Where is she . I dont know. Shes been tricked. Uhhuh. Shes been tricked why does everybody say that she did it when she couldnt have done it . Shes been tricked and abducted jimmy american pastoral opens october 21st. Please say hello to Jennifer Connelly [ cheers and applause ] . Hello jimmy hows your life . My life is great. Jimmy good, good. This book is like this is one of the great books. Won a pulitzer prize. Now its a movie so we dont have to read it anymore. [ laughter ] you should see the movie and read the book. Jimmy in what order . See the movie first and read the book . Any which way. I think the essence of it is a book. I think it really captures tells a story. Its faithful to the narrative of the book and i think it explores the same themes. Jimmy your costar and director is ewan mcgregor, a great guy. Is that a weird thing when you are it must be strange to be an actor and directing at the same time. But when your costar is the director, does he say cut in the middle of a thing . Yeah, pretty much. It felt pretty it felt pretty comfortable. It was a great ri actually. I think he did a really fabulous job directing the movie. Jimmy you have to age over the course of this movie. I do. Jimmy whats the we actually that was kind of peculiar. We have a scene, i was a little bit nervous, i have to play like 18 years old. Jimmy yeah, right. Terrifying. Very daunting. Anyway, yeah. It starts from were a young couple. And then by the end of the movie im in my mid40s. And my character actually has a facelift. Transitions and changes in the movie. Jimmy yeah, right. You brought a photograph. I dont want to show it until i hear the story behind it, because its well, tell the story. Yeah i brought a picture because well, i had a very interesting experience, bringing up the looks and the makeup in the film. Ive been working many years with a wonderful Makeup Artist judy chin who did this movie. We did requiem for [ cheers and applause ] we had she did an extraordinary job with the facelift scene that i mentioned. But shes so thorough and dedicated. We had this exchange. She said to me one day, you know, j. C. , you know you have that scene in the factory. And i say, yeah, i know i have the scene. So the scene in the factory is i work entirely naked, except for a miss new jersey sash is the only thing that im wearing. The scene takes place in the 1960s. So she says, so we need to talk about your business. What you have going on down there. Jimmy right. We need to talk about do you think its reflective of the era . So i say, well, judy. Im going to be honest with you, i think fashions have changed. [ laughter ] maybe not so much. So she says, okay. Were going to have to make you a merkin. [ laughter ] jimmy ive heard of these. For those who dont know what it is and why would you know what it is . Its a vagina wig, basically. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy is there a merkin customized merkin jimmy hold on, let me get a pad. We went to my trailer. Jimmy okay, go to your