>> he's so funny. people have seen it and they like it. he said the first movie didn't even do well. >> are you serious? >> it's one of those weird ones that becomes like a cult thing. >> it's so funny. yeah, that was good one. do you know that jenna bush's mother -- >> went out with me? >> it was one of her favorite movies. and they asked her to be in "zoolander 2." >> was she in it? >> no, because it was like an orgy thing and she didn't do it. okay, we're going to jump into the hot tub with our favorite winos. we're going to talk about a romantic weekend. >> how are you? >> i'm good. >> is everything good? >> oh, everything's peachy. you really have to bring that up? no, i'm fine. everything is really, really okay. >> no, everything's good. >> valentine's day? >> he's a valentine baby. >> what do you do for him? >> it's the weirdest thing, because i would love to celebrate, he doesn't like birthdays and he thinks valentine's day is a rip-off. restaurants are so expensive, they jack up the prices of flowers and -- basically >> that's it? it the cheap wine -- because -- lent. and then you asked me on the show. >> i know, of all the things to give up. >> have you ever given up wine for lent? >> i have never given up wine. you know what's funny, i'm actually not a huge wine drinker. i drink wine on the show. >> you always have the smell of alcohol so what are you drinking? no, seriously. >> i like tequila. you know why? i don't like to spend time. >> you don't want to be in the right lane of the highway, you want to be in the left. >> drive fast. we've all arrived, that's what i like. >> can i just say something? >> yes. >> i picked up my "wall street journal" today. which i read religiously. >> you do? >> no. can i tell you what is on -- >> page 87. >> hoda. a whole article on hoda "a tv host reflects on finding her own way." i knew you wouldn't bring it up. it's beautiful, it's about how your parents came here. >> my mom and dad. look at that. i just like that one shot. other ones. >> people who shaped you that made you -- all kidding aside, the great artist. >> let's play a romantic film game. what's your favorite romantic >> oh, boy, oh, yeah. i like "love actually." >> that's mine, too! >> and i love "sweet home alabama." >> i never saw that one. is this great? >> it's reese witherspoon -- it's so adorable. it's one of my favorites. >> do you like "the incredible journey" with the three animals and they get lost and come back -- it's a love story. and the family misses them. it's deep. if you just spend the time. >> pay attention. >> we're going to look at one shot from a romantic film and we're going to see if we can guess what the film is. here's the first one. oh, "moon struck"! did you just curse? >> no. >> let's keep track much how many times meredith curses. okay, next. >> sleepless in seattle. >> all right, we knew that one. >> give me a chance. >> oh, "roman holiday." >> i've never seen that. >> we're tied. [ laughter ] >> she got it right. >> don't say it right away. "love actually." >> yes! you just stole "love actually" from me? nobody steals "love actually" from me. what was your favorite part, do you remember? >> i love the scene where she goes out in the hallway? >> yeah, that was cute. i like the one when what's his name, colin firth is driving and he says in english, my favorite part of the day is right here with you, and she says in portuguese, which is your native language. >> it's not my native language. i was born in this country. but it's not my native language. i can't speak -- i can't even pronounce my last name. >> how do you pronounce it? >> i say vieira. what was it? >> my favorite part of the day -- >> is when you drive me home? that's great. i'm getting teary. >> let's talk about love songs. >> my favorite, i guess it's my all time favorite. it's by van morrison. and it's called "someone like you." >> that's in "love actually," isn't it? oh, "bridget jones," thank you. glad there are people here to help us. someone exactly like you >> and this is when colin and her come together, isn't it? >> no, this is from -- jones." >> the common denominator is colin. >> there's something about him. >> really? >> a lot of women would feel that. why do you -- i didn't pick a troll under a bridge. he's a very sexy man. >> he is sexy. okay, wait, i want to hear it. what's your favorite love song? >> mine is going to seem weird. when richard and i got married, we didn't have a lot of money, so we had a boom box and we made a cassette tape and the pointer excited." which is why i love that scene from "love actually." >> so you and richard were dancing to this on your wedding day? >> he wasn't dancing much but i was. >> did you pick it or did he? >> i did. with you we both like pointers sisters. it was just joyful many. and meredith's wedding day? >> i've only been married for 30 years ago. it's not ready. this is -- >> that's not my wedding picture. that looks like we're close to the grave there. they had hours. i got here at 7:00 a.m. to happen. when you were young. >> i was very much hippie, no >> did you? did you burn it? >> no, no, no, no, no, i just never wore one. >> why? >> because it was that period of time people didn't wear bras. >> i had a thing on my head. it was supposed to be flowers but they said flowers would die. >> you seem hippie. >> yeah, bell bottoms all the time. >> did you smoke? >> cigarettes. >> i can picture you -- >> that's actually not what you i know fully that's not what you meant. >> let's go to our top song from spotify. these are the current ones. this is "photograph." >> i love that. >> if you're bored, go google this -- music video. it's ed sheeran through the years, when he's a baby. and we just have this part -- you can keep me inside the pocket of your ripped jeans >> ha! she knows every word. >> number two, "all of me," john legend. all of me loves all of you loves your curves and all your edges all your perfect imperfections >> everybody used for their wedding. it got a little played out. >> now i love it again. >> so the number one song on spotify, love song of all time but of the current songs is this one by justin bieber, "love yourself." >> good for him. oh baby, you should go and love yourself >> i don't think that's the -- that's a love song. >> what do you think that is? >> if you like the way you look so much, why don't you go love yourself? >> he didn't say it in that way. >> he said if you like the way you look so much, you go love yourself. like i'm not gonna stand here -- >> oh, i thought it meant something entirely different. no, hoda. you set up these scenarios and little girl from your native land of egypt or whatever and i take the fall. it's not going to happen again. it's happened too many times. >> all right, the number one song -- >> can i just say something? now you make me look bad. oh, good for justin. you're the one who likes it people just saying the meaning. i'm not saying he's not a good singer. whatever. here's the number one song. it stumped us -- because you never even heard of -- >> it's number one? >> number one of all -- not of all -- what is it? >> getting busy. >> oh, what happened to the number one song no one ever heard of. >> that's it. >> this is the number one song when people get busy. you know what we mean. it's called don't. >> it's when they love themselves. >> by bryson diller. [ laughter ] i don't understand. what is this song? is this a game? >> that song has explicit lyrics, so we can't play much -- >> why did we do it? >> we don't know. have you ever seen owners look like their dog? >> yes. every dog we've ever had looks like richard. seriously. no, i mean that in a loving way. >> did you pick it because -- >> no, it just turned out. but i'd love to know what dog do you think you look like? >> i don't know. i'm scared. there's an app that looks at your face and tells you whatever dog looks the closest to you. i'm worried, i think mine probably looks like a pug or >> oh, you're so regal. what is that? >> that's so beautiful. that is so unattractive. and the roots need to be done. oh, i wanted a cocker spaniel. >> every day you want a cocker spaniel. every single day i want cocker spaniel. i don't have a cocker spaniel. >> we did kathie lee, too. >> she's cute too. >> she is a west highland white terrier. >> i think they're kind of spot on. didn't you feel that? >> no, no! >> but you carry yourself >> no. >> oh, my god. >> all right, he put men's fashion on the map as most famous male models do in the world. >> we catch up with ben stiller and his alter ego after this. jill and kate use the same dishwasher. same detergent. but only jill ends up with wet, spotty glasses. kate adds finish jet-dry with five power actions that dry dishes and prevent spots and film, so all that's left is the shine. for better results, use finish jet-dry. seems like we've hit a road block. that reminds me... anyone have occasional constipation, diarrhea... ...gas, bloating? yes! one phillips' colon health probiotic cap each day helps defend against occasional digestive issues. with three types of good bacteria. live the regular life. it has been 15 years since we last laid eyes on the greatest super model the world has ever seen. >> now eric zoolander is back in "zoolander 2." is there earlier this week kathy answered had -- and i had a chance to chat with ben to figure out if he still had what it takes. look. give me that incredible magnum. >> think fast, magnum. magnum now. >> oh, come on! focus. >> come on! >> hansell, stop! >> you got this! washcloth. >> hansell, no! no! it's not working! >> and that's the dramatic part. you should see the comedy. >> it's an intellectual film. a lot of questions for >> that was darn good acting there. at you? >> he was throwing objects. we shot the film in italy and our wonderful prop man made these soft -- but they weren't i think the definition of soft >> a mistranslation. >> but it didn't leave marks for anything. so it's all for art. >> it's all for the sake of the movie. >> did you ever think it would be such a cult-type movie, that people would be dying for the second one to come out? >> no. honestly, when the first one came out, nobody went to see it. >> you never know with these things. >> then years started to go by and i just started to feel people would mention blue steel or they would talk about the movie and it didn't seem to go away, which never happens. usually when a movie doesn't come out, you go, okay, maybe it will be a cult hit. any movie that doesn't work. >> please, god, anything at all you can throw my way. >> but this one, it actually happened. >> i think it might have been. >> i don't know if you remember this but we're going to walk down memory lane a little bit with you. back at the nantucket film festival. >> do you want to announce it? >> i can confirm we're writing "zoolander 2." we've actually tried over the years to put it together and finally we found an idea that we're excited about. hopefully we'll be shooting it this summer. >> i was living on the street. had a bad drug problem. [ laughter ] >> cody was so excited. mom, i broke the news! >> that was like what, 2005? >> no, '10. i feel like that's 2005. >> remember the hair? >> we wrote a script in 2005 we didn't do but then we wrote another one in 2010 that we did do. >> i think he made a book of record with this, with how many cameos. i love to count. >> matt lauer. justin bieber. >> natalie morales. >> some of the ones you don't expect were the most fun for me. matt's a great actor. he could leave here and become an actor. >> for sure. >> but when you see the members of the iconic industry showing up and being absolutely ridiculous. >> yeah. that was a big thing for us. because the first time around, nobody really knew in the fashion world what we were doing. the fact that we got david bowie. who fss was in the first one. i credit that because he was always thinking ahead. >> he was a visionary. >> yeah, he had no reason to be in the movie, but he did it. >> jenna bush was here, she was like my mom loves that movie! isn't that weird? >> it is weird. >> what happened? >> i met her at a football game a few years ago and she mentioned that she was a fan of the movie, so i reached out to >> yes. >> yes. >> and she politely declined. >> why? >> because she's smart. 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>> there is. you guys can't have any. >> she can't. >> can't. >> i want you to get your angel out of the way. get your devil on. this is the devil's collection and it's from chile, it's light and fruity and it's under a screw cap so when you get in a hot tub -- >> really? that's good. that's fantastic. >> even more handy, the next one that we brought, infinite monkey sea room, strange name, white wine in a can. >> in a can? >> it's become incredibly popular. whole foods is selling it like crazy. it's kooky, but it's fun. >> and no glass. >> no glass around the hot tub, really recyclable. it down. it's sort of ideal for sitting in a hot, steamy hot tub. >> i like that! >> perfect! >> hello! >> we need more wine. >> where's the clicker? hold on. let's pretend like we're watching a cozy movie. is this the notebook? >> it is. it's "the notebook." >> i love this wine. >> oh, popcorn goes great. oh, the popcorn's down below. this is sneaky shiraz. >> it is. it's a terrific bottle of red wine. >> do you pair it with anything? >> popcorn. it would be really good with >> that's my second choice. >> i brought a little port. so in case you want some -- darling. >> i love port. worry. >> this is the reserve. it's under $20 for this. so it's a fantastically affordable valentine's gift. isn't is that delicious? >> it's delicious. >> it's sweet, the port. >> superb. >> great, great. now we're going to give you a little kiss of wine with a wine from spain. >> if you are going to pop the question -- >> yes, kiss of wine. this is antonio. you can see antonio. he's got some little things hanging down there. to pop the question, champagne. >> whoa! >> all right, cheers, everybody. >> cheers! cheers. >> don't be late for your hot date. how to get out of door in 30 seconds on valentine's day. >> and some music, we hope you're in the mood for a little romance after this. >> yes, you are. one day a rider made a decision. the decision to ride on and save money. he decided to save money by switching his motorcycle insurance to geico. there's no shame in saving money. ride on, ride proud. geico motorcycle, great rates for great rides. seems like we've hit a road block. that reminds me... anyone have occasional constipation, diarrhea... ...gas, bloating? 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[ buzzer ] >> we want to show her face too. >> can i just say that is so cute. you little hot mama. >> so what look is nia looking for? >> well, a lot of curvy -- >> well, let's set the clock. a lot of curvy women want to accentuate the waist and she's vertically challenged but she has great legs and a great bust line. >> you're not going to do it! >> don't worry. >> i want to restart the clock. stop the clock, please. >> we did practice this, i swear. >> it okay because some of them -- okay, wait. >> 30 on the clock. >> hold on, hold on, hold on. this is very important. don't rush. >> no, we got it. wait a minute. okay. >> here we go. >> over your head. >> over the head, girl. and go! >> you got it now. i don't know what happened with this. i swear, she put it on so quickly at my house. >> there we go. >> you got it, honey. >> we're going to help her. this is a nice trumpet skirt. >> it doesn't matter, here. >> forget it, forget it. >> we're going to let you do your thing. >> we'll come back to you. >> no, put this on. >> and a lot of women like to spritz on their favorite perfume. this is from scent bird, can you try it for $15 a month. >> kim! go! >> slip on -- we found this for under $50, fishnet stockings and lace detail booties. >> she's done this before. done this before. >> cute. very cute. >> all right! we don't want to miss our time. >> you got it, girl, with time to spare. >> lexi is starting now the prim and proper classic trench coat, a dress for under $100. she's are cold. underneath, a nighty for $25 from jcpenney. you can get affordable lingerie. >> look at her. >> you can feel sexy and dress up for your men. >> and something for the guys, too. valentine's day boxers. wait, wait, we got to show nia! she looks hot, right? hour glass shape. >> we showed what you you're going to wear. here's when you're going to watch if you're staying in. 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[ speaking portuguese ] >> insult. >> that was an insult. >> what did you say? >> i said i love you guys. >> one more. >> one more. >> all right. [ speaking portuguese ] >> don't take my wallet? >> that's love. >> that's love. >> i just said you have morning breath. 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