Jimmy we dont know. My question fors melania trump. Melania, is it really possible for a shampoo to double as a conditioner . To me it doesnt make any sense. You all are ignorant [ bleep ]. Jimmy oh, joe. Was he talking to us . I dont know either. Dicky from hollywood its Jimmy Kimmel Live after the debate tonight, gal gadot, debate sensation ken bone in las vegas, jimmy talks to kids, and president ial candidate gary johnson. And now, more than ever, heres jimmy kimmel [ cheers and [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy hi jimmy hi, everybody. Very nice. Hi, im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching, thanks for coming. We are beaming to you live from hollywood. Earlier tonight, as many of you saw, those of you in our studio audience saw, from the university of nevada, las vegas, the final president ial debate. Ever, i think. I dont think there will be will be another one. After tonight Hillary Clinton and donald trump, think about this, they never have to be in the same room again. Its like the last time we saw mom and dad fight before the divorce. All the Major Networks scrapped their regularly scheduled program to cover this. Blacki blackish was preempted for a new episode of orangeish and whiteish. There was a lot of speculation how the candidates would greet each other, would they shake hands . Turned out they did not greet each other. Hillary tried to shake Donald Trumps hand but she couldnt find it. [ laughter ] this debate was more focused on they had very strict rules. No cheering, no clapping, no booing, no answering the actual questions asked. [ laughter ] there wasnt as much back and forth, which is hard for donald trump because thats what he like. But to his credit he did manage, his interruptions, he did manage to keep them short. He was for the invasion of iraq wrong. And he has consistently denied what is wrong. A very clear fact that wrong. Before they had mocked and mimicked him universe, alicia machado, called her an eating machine give me a your husband disagrees with you. Such a nasty trust fund. He started tweeting that the emmys were rigged should have gotten him. Jimmy he even did it to the moderator chris wallace. While millions have already voted, election day, november one thing everyone here can agree on, we hope you will go vote. It is one of the honors and obligations of living in this great country wrong. Thank you and good luck. Jimmy thats a weird position to take. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i was fascinated by watching donald trump. His eyes were mostly closed the whole time. His voice was at like a phone sex whisper. Almost seemed like he was doing an doing an impression of him. He said disaster, he said bigley, he said mexico is sending bad hombres. I guess the Rosetta Stone tapes are paying off. On the subject of numerous allegations of sexual misconduct, trump said, i didnt even apologize to my wife. Which i believe. I do, i believe that. Before the debate by inviting president obamas half brother malik obama who says hes a trump supporter to the debate. Malik primarily lives in kenya. At one time he and his brother were close, he was the best man at his wedding and vice versa, according to according to the Washington Post malik has somewhere between three and 12 wives. Thats one of the things he and donald trump have in common. [ laughter ] malik obamas religion. I guess that whole ban on muslims entering the United States thing doesnt apply to Donald Trumps personal guests for the debate. But he also invited sarah palin who came in from alaska to be sarah palin is the hpv of american politics. She lays dormant for quite a while, but then just when you think shes gone. Trump in a way. He always has the most interesting plusones. If i was Hillary Clinton, i swear, if i was hillary i would have invited billy bush to the debate. I would have had him roll in on the bus, you know . The last two weeks trump has been saying the election is rigged, the election is rigged. And then, sure enough, look at this. Every time donald thinks things are not going in his direction he claims, whatever it is, its rigged against him. Jimmy right rig she had it written on the wall [ laughter ] have fun with that, crazy people on the internet. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i do have to say, at this point if youre still undecided, i say thats it, youre now not allowed to vote. Furthermore, i will never go to a restaurant with you. Its like looking for a hamburger on the menu at taco bell, theres not one on there. Maybe the most famous undecided voter is standing by live in las vegas. He is our special correspondent for this debate. From the campus at unlv, please say hello to ken bone. Hello ken, how are you doing [ cheers and applause ] jimmy jimmy ken, youve already explained and apologized for what you wrote on make you go through that again. One question, was that how your wife found out you liked to look at naked celebrities online, through that story . Jimmy, she found out like all Great American wives, through the door. [ laughter ] jimmy thats the oldfashioned way, huh . Thats right. Jimmy so she still gave you permission to go to las vegas, right . Correct . Im on the clock, if im not with your producers im back in jimmy with no wifi, i hope. Ken, where did you watch the debate . You werent in the debate hall, were you . No. Im tired of that. Im at the unlv Student Union at their watch party. Jimmy how about that. And what was the mood like in there . How did everybody feel . Well, jimmy, it was like watching a football game. We had Rabid Support others both sides. Big hits, big full wimblfumbles would support after this debate. Have you decided who you will support in this election . I think you should probably listen to the internet, im not trustworthy. I have not decided. After i have decided i promise im not going to tell anyone, even you, even though i love you. Jimmy youre never going to tell anyone, why . Well, once i tell anyone who im voting for i lose my opportunity to just say, get out and vote. I dont care who you vote for, i just want everybody to get to heard. If you listen to the fat guy from st. Louis, youre not listening to your own heart and conscience. Jimmy all right. I have another question for you. I hope you will answer this question with us. And share this with us. Have you washed that sweater yet . Well, jimmy, i must have because its shrinking. [ laughter ] jimmy wheres the after party, guys . Whats going to happen after this . Will you go back home or will there be a thing . Im tomorrow, jimmy. Jimmy you are . Yeah, ill be at the premiere of dr. Strange so i can forget about this political mess for a while. Jimmy its like a dream come true. Thank you, i think everyone there probably has a ken boner right now for you. [ laughter ] i know i do, jimmy. Jimmy ken in las vegas. Hello to my friends, the rebels. [ cheers and applause ] from the new movie keeping up herself gal gadot is here. [ cheers and applause ] as is the libertarian candidate for president , gary johnson. Gary wasnt invited to the debate. To get even we didnt invite clinton or trump to be here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] garys an interesting guy. He went on a 70mile bike ride over the weekend. He probably has a better chance of winning the Tour De France than he does of winning this election. Quick question, how many of you have heard of gary johnson before tonight . [ cheers and applause ] most. Seems like most. Probably 60 of you are lying. But he doesnt have great awareness. Thanks to his appearance tonight, he has moved up a place on the list of north americas most famous johnsons. Magic, dwayne, gary at number 12. So congratulations to him. [ cheers and applause ] donald trump had some interesting disagreements over interesting than the disagreement s he has with his running mate. Trump refused to say whether or not he would accept the results of the election if he loses. Even though right before the debate started his running mate, mike pence, was on cnn saying he absolutely would. And there have been a number of occasions on which trumps positions have butted heads with those of mike pence which is very unusual. Typically running mates are in step on everything the candidate says, but nothing donald trump does is typical. And t forward to this big debate that just was set for saturday night. Dont miss the firstever debate between a president ial candidate and his own running mate. Saturday night, they go head to head on the big issues. The election. We will absolutely accept the results of the election. The whole thing is one big fix. Russian hacking. Theres more and more evidence that implicates russia. I dont think anybody knows that it was russia that broke donald trump and i would never support legislation that punished women. There has to be some form of punishment. Syria. United states of america should be prepared to use military force to strike military targets of the assad regime. He and i havent spoken and i disagree. Experience. I served 12 years in the congress. I think people are tired of politicians. And that notorious video. I dont condone what was said and i spoke out against it. Its prez versus veep and dont miss the epic battle. The first president ial versus his own Vice President ial debate, saturday night on abncbsnbcspa abncbsnbcspan. Jimmy we have to take a break. When we come back well find out what a very enfocused focus group of children thought of the debate. Coming to you live, stick . I live in a nameless town . . In a black out . . Midnight where we used to dance . . Underneath the ugly halogen lamps . . [ on the road again, by Willie Nelson ] . On the road again . [ rear alert sounds ] [ music stops ] . Just cant wait to get on the road again . . On the road again . . Like a band of gypsies we go down the highway . [ beetle horn honks ] no matter which passat you choose, you get more standard features, for less than you expected. Hurry in and lease the 2017 passat s for just 199 a month. Psh psh lunch is ready made for real, real life. Jimmy we jimmy welcome back. Jimmy kimmel live, live after the debate. Gal gadot and gary johnson on the way. First, i am a big believer that chirp are our futu when i was a children. The truth is the results of this election are going to affect them more than they affect us. Tonight i assembled a group of actual kids, a focus group if you will, to get their thoughts on clinton versus trump. Hello, did hello, did you enjoy the debate . Yes. Jimmy what did you like best so you liked the whole thing . No. Because they argue a lot. Jimmy they did argue a lot. What were they arguing about . They were arguing about who should be president. And they were just saying, youre no good at this, no, but hes no good at that, but shes no good at this. Jimmy do you think that was nice . No. No, it was pretty annoying. Jimmy it was annoying. Do you think they were both being rude . Yes because donald trump was talking over hillary. Jimmy when you were in when other people are talking . No jimmy you guys just did all talk at the same time, right . Right. Right. Right. Jimmy do you think Hillary Clinton went to Donald Trumps wedding . No. Uh nope. No. Jimmy guess what, she did go. Why . [ laughter ] jimmy because at one time they were friends. What . Why is that . Jimmy i dont know, i dont know what happened. Can you believe that . I dont get it. Jimmy what vegetable do the candidates remind you of . He reminds me of a carrot. She looks like an onion. Thats what i said. Jimmy an onand carrot. Now if you had to eat one of the candidates would you rather eat an onion or carrot . A carrot. I would rather eat a carrot because onions are spicy alone. Jimmy i see. I want to show you photographs. Id like you to tell me who the people in the photograp george washington. [ laughter ] jimmy its not george washington. Do you know . Nope. George clooney . Jimmy is this George Clooney . No, its not George Clooney. Its not named george. Its not named george. What does it start with . Jimmy t as in tip, last letter k as in kaine. Jimmy close, tim kaine, hillarys running mate. He would be Vice President if hillary wins. He looks like a mushroom. [ laughter ] jimmy how about this guy . Paul something. Jimmy paul something . This is mike pence. Oh, yeah. Jimmy do you know who he is . No. Hes the donald trump and he was going to be the Vice President. Jimmy right, he is Donald Trumps running mate. Do you like his face . Well, i think the mik donald. Describing their faces. Jimmy yeah, just looking at his face. Donald trump seems like hes losing his mind every day. [ laughter ] jimmy do you think you would be a good president . Id rather not be because it would be a hard job. Jimmy what kind of job do you want to have . Kind like a sort of easy job. Jimmy whats an easy job . Broadway. Oh, i love broadway. Well, an easy job would be like like putting up flags, i guess. Jimmy putting up flags if youre going to be a flag putterupper . Yes. Jimmy yes, yes. Who makes a better president , a man or a woman . A woman. A woman. A woman. Jimmy why are women better than men . Well, i think its time for a new girl president. Jimmy a new girl president . You mean Zoe Deschanel . I think its time for our first girl president. All the other 44, men. Jimmy you are going to get a lot of action with that attitude, young man. [ laughter ] jimmy a lot. Are you guys boyfriend and girlfriend . No dont ask. [ laughter ] no. No. Jimmy i think i happened upon something. What do you think, frankie . No, hes not at all. Jimmy what do you mean, youre sitting next to him. I dont know him. Jimmy youre holding hands. No, were not. No, were not. Jimmy you were. No, we werent. Jimmy im pretty sure you were holding hands. Look, its not even a funny joke. In the air like i just dont care. Jimmy but you care very much. This is just awkward. Jimmy yeah, this is awkward. [ laughter ] i wish it would stop. Were too young to have boyfriends. Jimmy i know. Youre too young to have boyfri enough to have a girlfriend. Are you thinking about her right now . Uhhuh. [ laughter ] jimmy just call him honey. No [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we got a little off track. Thank you, kids. Tonight on our live postdebate show we go right to the top of the libertarian ticket, gary johnson is here. Well be right back with gal dicky po dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by masterpass. The simple and secure way to pay its b its back and bigger than ever Olive Gardens never ending pasta bowl, starting at 9. 99 endless combinations of your favorite pastas, sauces and toppings. And for the first time ever, chicken alfredo. Plus unlimited salad and breadsticks. For a limited time. Jimmy i jimmy its ken bone mania in extravaganza. With us the former governor of new mexico and current libertarian nominee for president , gary johnson is here. Im not sure, do you think america could get behind a president named gary . I dont know. Tomorrow night benedict cumberbatch, isla fisher, music from flapper zombies. Monday night the president of the United States, barack obama, will be here live. [ cheers and applause ] were not screwing around him. Do you have a question for the president . Anything you would like to ask him . Guillermo yes. Jimmy what . Guillermo can he stay four more years . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, i see. Hes really wor ry about that wall, okay . All right. After getting stuck in the middle of a fight between superman and batman we figured our first guest could handle the aftermath of tonights debate. Comedy keeping up with the joneses. Hello, karen. What a surprise huh. Youve got no clothes, youre on the phone, im going to go. To be continued. I was i was just leaving a voice mail. He likes to hear from me when im trying on lingerie. Its one of our things. Keeps the spark alive. Do you do you and jeff have a thing . Yes, jeff and i have a thing. We do it really fast in case the kids come running into our room. Hm. Jimmy oh, its over . Oh. Keeping up with the joneses opens friday. Please welcome gal gadot Jimmy V Jimmy very good to see you. So exciting. Jimmy we can keep running that clip over and over again till nightline comes on. Sure. Sure. Jimmy theres an even i wouldnt say better but theres a different and more exciting scene later on with you and isla fisher. Thats why i signed the movie to begin with. Jimmy is it really . Yeah. They said, theres a kiss scene, and i was like, oh. Then they say, with island fisher. And i was like, oh jimmy were you more excited about a kissing scene with a woman than a male costar . You sound like my husband right now. [ laughter ] lets just say it was i felt very comfortable with isla. Jimmy i see. We got really close. Jimmy was your husband as or more excited as you were . He was happy. This is as close, the closest as hes going to get with a redhead. It was proper. Jimmy congratulations. Id have loved to watch him at the screening when that happened. What is it like . Did you watch the debate in the first place . Of course i have. Jimmy you did. What did you think of it . What are your thoughts . It was it was it was very interesting. Fascinating. No, it is. I never watch it, and i this is the first time ive started to watch these debates. And it was interesting. Jimmy is it similar to how jimmy its not . No, not no. Jimmy how is it different . In israel you dont vote tort person, you vote for the party. Theres not only two parties, theres over ten, i think. Jimmy then when a specific party wins they choose the leader amongst themselves . Yeah. The head of the partys the one. Jimmy who you know going in who the leader is going to be . Yes. Jimmy in a way then he needs to figure out a so many parties, and its a thing. Jimmy do they have debates . In israel the one whos being chose can say like can get elected for how many times it is. Jimmy okay, i gotcha. Which is interesting. Jimmy sure, yeah, right. We have two terms. Exactly. Jimmy its eight years, a long time. Not too many people last that honk in the first place. Yes. Jimmy as wonder woman, have you considered running for Prime Minister of israel as wonder [ laughter ] actually, no. I havent. Jimmy you are appearing at the united nations. When is it . Isnt thi