Thank you, al. Youre not the only one with a show, you know. [ laughter ] anyway, we, too, have a fun day because that guy over there is here with us again. Colin quinn. Something weirds going on with him, with somebody high up, because this guy is here, like, every week. He has a show called top show, and he has a pair of handcuffs, and were going to have our way with him. Or he is going to have his way with us. One or the other. Have you ever dreamed of winning the lottery and moving into a big mansion, well introduce you to a couple that did just that. Well show you the house that they decided on and what they passed up. Thats kind of fun. People are playing a lot since that last huge winner, remember . Yeah. Well show you how to add a touch of luxe to your house, and he has worked with some of the biggest Music Artists of our time, from mariah carey, Michael Jackson. You might remember him as a judge on x factor, but is he a Legendary Music producer. So nice. So humble. He dresses, not like colin quinn, just perfection. [ laughter ] all right. Would you care for some words of wisdom . Im ready, hodie. Colin, namaste. Namaste. Close your eyes. You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. [ laughter ] anand. My favorite, i was thinking of your friend. Thank you. Your friend, jill, how strong she was and well talk about her in just a second. We lost a good friend yesterday. Now, kimmel last night, there was a tv doctor reunion last night on kimmel. George clooney, who has been making the rounds and has been so funny. You guys remember he started in e. R. He has a new movie called and hugh laurie showed up, both of them showed up to save jimmys life. Lets take a look. Oh, my god, im dying. He is i tell you what, he is crashing. His kidneys are shutting down. Hes going into multi system organ failure. Super ventricular tacchyr wr thmia. I dont even remember what that is. No, its not working. You have to get him to rappers delight. Rappers delight . You remember what they taught us on tv medical school. Give him the rappers delight. Hiphop you dont stop rock it up see, that would kill me, but it made him alive. Rappers delight. You were going along with it, you knew all the words. I cant hip, hip, hip ety hop dont stop arocking until the bang bang boogie and up jump the boogie with the rhythm of the boogety beat. You. Clooney knows all the words. I cant believe you do clooney clooney. We thought people versus o. J. Simpson was starting tonight. Its on hulu, though, so you everybody who has seen it, and i know some people who have seen the whole thing, said it is incredible. The acting is a 10. Amanda, who is one of our tv we have one of the scenes from last nights episode. It showed marcia clark listening to o. J. Take a look. There . How did you get that injury . I dont know. First time i was in chicago. Then i got back to the house, and i was running around, and i broke a glass. Yeah. Then one of your guys just called. Actually, i cut it before. Maybe i opened it. Well, i cant tell. Did he cut his hand in los angeles or in chicago . How did he injure himself . Why did the cops tolerate it . Because theyre not used to grilling a star. Hes the juice. In one season. Means, but, you know what, it he got away with beating her. He is not going to get away with killing her. Not so fast. That, of course, was sarah paulson, best known for American Horror story. Playing maria clark. I really like her. That was cuba gooding jr. Playing o. J. The episode ended with o. J. Getting into his bronco and driving away to avoid getting arrested. We all remember that. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, this is really bringing a lot of people back. A lot of us dont want to go back. Some of us were involved not in it, but, you know, friends with some of the people. You guys were. Anyway, you probably remember where you were. Okay. And when the verdict came down. Something to look forward to. Do you know anybody who is a fast talker, hoda . I talk fast sometimes. I think theyre talking about da, da, da, da, da. I you know, those types. A new study. This is where the fast talkers live, are you ready . Massachusetts, number three. Minnesota, number two. And the fastest talking state in the United States of america we dont need a drumroll. Yes, we do. Oregon. Why . Colin doesnt agree. Why . Minnesota and oregon . Come on. What do you mean come on . New york has to be number one. New york has to be number one. I tend to agree. How do you measure Something Like that anyway . The slowest talkers this is not surprising south carolina, louisiana, and mississippi. Well, theres a rhythm of those southern cities thats so much better sometimes, isnt it . I guess. Guess who was on e. T. Last Cassidy Gifford was on. It was nfl media day. So heres a little bit of her appearance. Well, it was my very first super bowl media day. Let me count down the crazy. There was a guy in a dress. You know, were from germany and we say we only get interviews here from football if we look like you. There were puppets and i cant really understand why there were puppets, nor did they speak english. What does this have to do with the super bowl . [ speaking Foreign Language ] i dont think she knew what she was getting into when she said yes to this. Where is Peyton Manning . I would love to interview him. A leprechaun tried to have fun with her. Proposed to her. She had a great time. Lovely comments. Today is not only wine day wednesday, but its hump day hunk day. We have a super bowl commercial for hyundai that was just released and if its right in this lane, its called ryanville. Take a look. Mighty good man yes, he is what a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man say it again now what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man in my face so aggressive a car that doesnt get distracted. Auto emergency braking with pedestrian detection. On the all new hyundai eulantra. Oh, yeah. What is it that he does . He does that little that little what does he do . That look. He doesnt have to do anything. No, but he is communicating with me. With you . That little dont you feel it . The ad works. You are too funny. That was cute. Next week well do a special valentines day ambush couples makeover, and if you and your significant other are interested, go to klg hoda. Com and hit the connect button. We would love to have you come on down and be made over, baby. Youll have to fill out a form and send us a photo. We also need you everyone has a story. Stories, please, you guys. If you have an inspirational story or an unbelievable story like the one we had last week where a young man found his biological mom and then his biological dad and then the biological parents got married decades after they gave him up for adoption. If you got Something Like that lying around, please go to the same website. Im not going to say it again. I just want to give a quick tribute to a friend of the show. Theres a beautiful girl named jill brazinskiconnolly. I met them, i went to the Cayman Islands to do a Breast Cancer talk. I remember, i met her and her beautiful husband bart in the lobby and we were chatting and talking and i liked her so much. And i thought, shes so sweet and full of life and shes another Breast Cancer survivor. She was young, in her 30s. When i was giving the speech, i remember, i locked eyes with her. And why is she not up here . I said can i Say Something . I just met this really cool girl. Shes a bright light. She has such life in her. She came up and spoke. I knew nothing about her. She came up to the podium, and this was years ago, and she said the doctors told me i have three months to live, and she said but i want to tell you something. I have the best husband in the world. Stand up, bart. Everyone applauded. She said im working hard to help other people, and she said im the luckiest woman in the room. I looked at her, and she was. Like, you know when you feel like she was. She just exuded joy. She was a beautiful person. She was beautiful. I learned yesterday that she passed away yesterday morning, and she left behind so many friends and people who loved her. We had her on the show a couple of times. This is what she said back then. I stay positive because to me like its the word life. I have life today. If you had the medical problems that jill has, who wouldnt be shaking their fist at god saying why me . But not her. And you cherish it, and dont worry about the stuff that you cant have. Focus on what you do have. She just lives, and you go, oh, ill have what shes having. Go, girl. Her mom wrote on her Facebook Page that her daughter spent the past six and a half years battling her illness with grace, determination, humor, and generosity. She says our jelly bean will be greatly missed by family and friends as shes touched countless lives. Everyone has been in awe of her beauty both inside and out, and as her mother, she was my best friend, my confidant, love of my life. Her light will continue to shine. Our love and prayers to her family. Okay. He is one of new yorks finest. Were talking about colin quinn. Colins here. What a segue. Find out why he holds the key to our happiness. Kleenex, please, jerry. Thank you so much. He holds the key to our happiness . Yeah, he does. You ready . Yes. Okay, well be right back. Before there could be a nation, there had to be people willing to fight for it, to take on the worlds greatest challenges, whatever they might be. 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Mmmmm, these are good nice work, phillips the tasty side of fiber, from phillips. My son and i used to watch the now, im walking them. Life is one thing i need to be predictable is to be flake free. Because i have used head and shoulders for 20 years. Used regularly, it removes up tot r keeping you protected every week, every month, every year you ready ma . Always life is unpredictable, so embrace it head and shoulders. Live flake hes known for his brutal brand of humor, colin quinn. You might know colin quinn best from his time behind the update on snl. Picture . And more recently for playing amy excuse me eshs amy schumer schumers dad in last summers blockbuster train wreck. Now he has season two of his funny web series cop show which gives us a behind the scenes look at the making of a Fictional Police drama. Okay. What is wrong . The scene needs something. No, i dont think it does. What am i missing . You need an obstacle. How about a cold . A cold . Get sick. It wont be distracting at all. This is a task force. Were going to find him. You know, he doesnt really im sorry. But do you have a cold . Cut, cut. Scene. Dont improv off of what he is doing. Looks like fun. Hello, colin. Why are you back . Hi, ladies. Season two is coming up. You got renewed. Yeah. Its pretty awesome. Yeah. Its on the web, but still. Can you do whatever the heck you want . Yeah. No one tells you what to do . No one tells you what to do. Really . Not a million opinions. Whose opinions do you care about . Mine. You guys. Were big. Yeah. Were tight. Yeah. You get celebs to come on the web. Thats a big deal. You get Jerry Seinfeld. They dont have to go very far. Steve buscemi. How do you get these guys to join you . Each one separately, but its one of those things, where you ask people, and they say no. You have to ask them for a fake date. And then you have to ask them for a fake date twice. And then youre locked into the third one. If they say yes for the first one, then youre screwed. Oh. Do you really understand it . No. I dont either. Im saying i trick them so then the third time they feel bad. How would you get us to be on your show . I would tell you, hey, were shooting next month. Oh, we cant. We cant. Then a month from now a month from now i tell you were shooting again. Im going to be out of town. The third time, i go, i hate to keep asking you, but well shoot in the studio right after your show and it takes 20 minutes, which it takes three hours, but you say 20 minutes, and then people do it . Sure, they do. They love me. You got Jerry Seinfeld to do it. Me and jerry are tight. Basically you call your friends. Lets be honest. Call in favors. All right. What else are you working on . Its not enough . Im here to promote that. I just did my Little New York story. I closed that. I have a couple of irons in the fire. That means nothing. You got nothing. I got plenty. I got nothing tangible, no. So you have handcuffs to your hand for a reason. Most people do, hoda. You are. All right. Were going to do something. Were going to after commercial. Were going take a break. Were doing two segments with him. Yes, because he has handcuffs, he can stay. Were going to play a game of handcuffs and lilliana has other romantic valentines day ideas, which she you know what i mean. Well be right back. Thats right. Its the pungent gym bag stink neutralizer. And the prevent mold and mildew on the shower curtain for up to 7 days spray. Its also the odor causing bacteria fighter. And even the athletes foot fungus killer. Discover more ways you can use lysol disinfectant spray to help keep your home healthier. I take pictures of sunrises, but with my back pain i couldnt sleep and get up in time. Then i found aleve pm. Aleve pm is the only one to combine a safe sleep aid plus the 12 hour pain relieving strength of aleve. Im back. Aleve pm for a better am. Dry spray . Thats fun. No wait time. This is great. Its very soft. Can i keep it . laughs all the care of dove. Now in a dry antiperspirant oh. Were back with the star of cops show colin quinn. He is going to get us handcuffed. The only way he is going to give us the key is if kathie and i can act out wait. Is this the right . No, you got to do that one. Its better. You have to do exactly. I need it funny thing. Here we go. Youre going to be sorry. Heres whats going to are five cop shows. Okay . We are going to guess them, and were going to act it out together. Were going to play charades with you, okay . Im not using a mega phone. You do whatever you want. Okay. Okay. Ready . Watch. Okay. Okay. Pull, pull, pull. Okay. You cant talk. Okay. How do you say rhymes with . How do you say rhymes with . Go to the next one you cannot talk. Dragnet. That was horrible. Okay. We got it. Okay. Wait. No. This is not working. Hawaii five0. Im sorry. You have too much stuff there. Im sorry. Okay. Go. Oh. Nypd blue. Oh, yeah. Warm. The badge on the chest. The shield. Yes. This is so exciting. Talking. Youre not allowed. No. Oh, please. How is this ever going to happen . Nypd blue. Dagger. The stab. Gun. Knife. Knife. Blade. Blade 2. Oh, lord. Never. First word. Kill. Kill. Shoot. Kill. Oh f, mary f, marry, kill. Go to the next one. Yes, there is. Okay. Oh. The arch. Nypd blue. No. Three words. Is it three or two . Blue bloods. I think that might be one word. Blue blood. That word is youre wrong. Train wreck. Hill street blues. This was the worst idea ever. Why didnt we just do law and order . We need the microphone, you were wrong the problem was what was the problem . I dont think there was a problem. It sounded like a good idea when i heard it. Ill be honest. Oh, sounds good. At the time. We love you, colin. You come to play, baby. Season two of cop show is on right now. These are hard. I know. Getting ready for a big football weekend with a game of who knew, but, first, local news. Key, please. 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My lower back pain. Find a machine at drscholls. Com the challenges facing the country never stop. So neither does the u. S. Army. We train. Adapt. And get smarter. Every soldier. Every unit. Not to keep up with change; nobody knows what problems tomorrow will bring. But we do know who will solve them. Its wines day wednesday, and were ready to play who is this sunday, we thought it would be fun to test your knowledge of the big game. Hoda is across the street at the shop at 30 rock ready to hand out 100 to anybody who gets the questions right, and for those that dont, youre going to get one of her great signed books. Okay . Here with me is nbc sports anchor dave briggs. Hey, dave. Great to see you. Great to be here. Question . Whats your name . Cindy. Where are you from . Connecticut. Lets do this, cindy. By the way, i dont know if you can see, were in our new digs. Its a whole new world. Crazy over here. All right. Excluding super bowls, what sporting event has had the most Television Viewers in the United States . Is it the olympic womens figure skating, nba final, or nascar sprint Club Cup Series . The nascar sprint club series. [ buzzer ] wait, wait, wait. Yeah. We love nascar on nbc, but, no, it is figure skating. Takes it is takes the silver medal here. 1994. Hard to believe it was four