Musical guest miley cyrus, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove miley steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, welcome, everybody. Welcome [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome, welcome. Thank you so much for being here. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. Thank you very much for being here. [ cheers and applause ] hot crowd. Heres what people are talking about. Big election news today. United states. [ light laughter ] yeah jimmy trump said, its true, obama was born in hawaii in 1961, exactly eight years before the u. S. Faked the moon landing. [ laughter and applause ] its true. Thats what people are saying. Get this, trump is now even claiming that it was Hillary Clinton who started the rumor that obama wasnt born in the u. S. [ laughter ] when asked why hillary would do that, trump was like, who knows . Mexico. [ laughter ] so, i mean, i dont know. She expects them to pay for it. Ask her. [ applause ] did you see this . More naked donald trump statues appeared this week [ laughter ] in new jersey by the holland tunnel and on top of a a billboard in miami. It seems like these naked trump statues keep appearing everywhere. So we decided to ask some new yorkers how they feel about it. This first person said, i think its in poor taste and promotes immaturity. It is interesting. It brings some levity to an otherwise nasty election. [ light laughter ] finally, this woman said, yuck, swipe left. [ laughter and applause ] come on, hey. Come on. I saw that Hillary Clinton made her return to the campaign trail yesterday in north carolina, and walked out to the song i feel good. [ light laughter ] then she saw the latest poll numbers and this started playing . Oh freak out [ light laughter ] she was doing that i know what dance that . Oh freak out . . [ cheers ] i dont know what that is. That is not a dance move at all. Its sad. Its sad. Thats me at a wedding, yeah. [ light laughter ] everyones talking about the launch of apples new iphone 7 today. And this is cool. They also designed a new apple watch with nike. Yeah. It actually can tell you if your friends are ahead of you during a run. Tried out the feature, and heres what they had to say. Its great. My coworker lisa was half a a mile ahead of me. So, i went faster to catch up with her. [ light laughter ] then this runner said, i love this feature. It told me my coworker kevin was half a mile behind me. So i went faster to avoid him catching up with me. [ cheers and applause ] stop, stop and get this, apparently pokemon go is coming to the apple watch. [ cheers ] to get it you just have to set your watch back two months to when everyone was still playing pokemon go. [ laughter ] its that easy. Its that easy. Its that simple. Steve wow. Jimmy some more tech news. Robotics experts say that by 2050 people will be dating robots. Woo [ laughter ] jimmy they warn that sex with them could be addictive. [ light laughter ] when asked what could stop people from having sex with robots, experts said, marrying them. [ laughter ] steve that got a boo. That got a boo. [ laughter ] jimmy its all right. You can boo, you can boo, thats fine. Steve hey, its america, man. Jimmy you guys, sometimes it feels like theres nothing but bad news out there. Do you agree with me . Audience yeah jimmy well, we here at the tonight show decided to do something about that. So we asked real local news anchors from all around the country to read stories that we wish were true. Stories that make us feel happy. Ill show you what i mean in tonights installment of ive got good newd [ cheers and applause ] . Ive got good news ive got good news ive got good news . . This morning it was revealed that this whole president ial election is a result of a a clerical error. The real election is actually between adele and dwayne the rock johnson. [ cheers ] so, whoever you vote for, its a winwin. Its been reported there was a bug in the latest itunes update. But it was a lady bug. This just in, your borat impression is suddenly really, really, funny again. Thats right. People cant get enough of it. Especially my wife. [ light laughter ] a new study found that baby bunnies can think. And what theyre thinking is, i love you. [ audience aws ] this just in, a top record executive got your friends iphone recording of you singing sweet child o mine at karaoke last night. And he wants to sign you to a a multimilliondollar, threealbum deal. You made it, kid. Youre famous. Keys. You left them on the counter at the drugstore. Im going to bring them over to your house tonight along with a a delicious pizza. [ light laughter ] in weather, theres 100 chance of thundershowers tomorrow afternoon. And dont forget your umbrella. Get caught in the downpour, youll seek shelter in the doorway of an old church, where the girl you have a crush on will also be waiting out the storm. As the rain drips down her face, youll say, this is crazy. What are we doing . And before you can finish, shell kiss you. Jimmy doesnt it make you feel good . [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. Come back again next week. On monday night, democratic president ial nominee Hillary Clinton will be here [ cheers and applause ] plus, terry crews and music from Ariana Grande [ cheers and applause ] then later next week, mark wahlberg, sofia vergara, kelly ripa, hugh jackman, will all be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] its a great week for the tonight show. Steve oh, man. Jimmy but first, we have a a great show tonight. She is a grammynominated artist, and the newest addition is here [ cheers and applause ] steve miley jimmy it is all miley, all night. We are going to play a big game of phone booth with a bunch of fun guests, surprise guests. And were going to hear all about the Upcoming Season of the voice. Then miley and the roots are going to close the show with a a very special performance. You do not want to miss it. [ cheers and applause ] she is great. Isnt she fantasti jimmy she is one one of those talented people. She can sing, she can dance, she can act. And she is just on top of everything, so professional. Just awesome. Shes been around all day and we love her. Guys, today is friday. Thats usually when i catch up with some personal stuff. You know, i check my inbox, return some emails, and, of course, send out thank you notes. And i was just running a bit [ cheers and applause ] behind. Do you guys mind . Can i write out some thank you notes right now . Is that okay . [ cheers ] i appreciate it. I would really this is awesome. . [ light laughter ] seems like hes in a good mood. Steve thats robot james. Jimmy hes hiding something. [ light laughter ] . Thank you, playboy, for announcing that your sales have gone up ever since you stopped showing nude photos. So in other words, no nudes is good news. [ laughter and applause ] steve no nudes is good news . Jimmy yeah, yeah . Thank you, soy sauce, or should i say, i am sauce. [ laughter and applause ] . Steve hey and accepting the award . Lifetime achievement for jokes, james thomas fallon. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i am i am sauce. Steve yes, they all can be winners. Jimmy i am sauce. [ light laughter ] . Thank you, the pittsburgh steelers, for giving pope francis a football this week. Or as the pope put it, thanks, but im a saints fan. [ audience aws ] obvious, right . Steve he loves the saints. Jimmy kind of obvious. Steve come on, hes the pope. Jimmy come on. Steve for goodness sake. [ light laughter ] . My Bridgette Jones baby, a a movie about a woman who doesnt know which man is the father of her child, for basically being an episode of maury with a british accents. [ laughter and applause ] you are not the father. Steve maury . . Jimmy thank you, fifty shades darker, for sounding less like a movie sequel and more like the setting on Donald Trumps tanning bed. [ audience ohs ] all right, a little bit darker. . Thank you, la croix sparkling water . [ light laughter ] for having a hint of flavor. [ light laughter ] but i would rather have a hint of how im supposed to pronounce la croix. [ laughter ] steve croix . I say la croy. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what . Steve porquoi . Jimmy la croix . Le blanc . Steve le bleu. Jimmy le bleu blanc . Steve le bleu blanc blay. Jimmy croissant . Steve merci. [ laughter ] vive la france. Jimmy what is it . Go france. Jimmy go france. [ light laughter ] steve go france . Jimmy yeah, go france. What is it then, if youre from france, is it la croix . La croix. Jimmy la croix. Steve yeah, but i dont live in france. Its la croy to me. [ light laughter ] [ talking over each other ] jimmy youre from des moi. Steve im from de [ laughter ] . Thank you, warm weather here in new york, for letting me play my favorite game, gross leak from an air conditioner or bird poop . [ laughter and applause ] its like, what was that . Steve oh, good its clear. Jimmy oh good. Steve the bird was very sick. [ light laughter ] . Jimmy thank you, the i. N. G. Logo, for being one k away from there you guys have it, right there. [ applause ] those are my thank you notes. Miley cyrus joins us after the break stick around, yall [ cheers and applause ] . . . Electrifying the road forward for over a decade with over one million on the road, lexus hybrids are always charged and always ready. . Applebees usda choice top sirloin isnt just a top choice cut of meat. For under 10 bucks, its a top choice for your wallet. Applebees new handcut, wood fired grilled steak. Only at applebees. Its your tv, take it with you. With directv and at t, watch all your live channels, on your devices, datafree. Switch to directv and lock in your price for 2 years, offer starting at 50 month. Im going to share a photo of my eggo waffle when it pops up. Thats so interesting honey because im going to share a photo of my eggo waffle when it pops up. Leggo my eggo. . Every time i travel, its the moments that are most rewarding. . Because if you let yourself embrace them, youll never forget them. The new marriott portfolio of hotels now has 30 brands in over 110 countries. So no matter where you go, you are here. Z2576z zy6z y2576y yy6y what if one of the Biggest Challenges we face down here. Could be solved. Simply by looking up there . What if unlimited, clean power was at your fingertips . What if it was good for consumers, good the economy and good for florida . Its not a what if. Its whats next. Amendment 1. For the sun. . [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] steve welcome back to the tonight show, everybody. Im Steve Higgins and were about to play a game called phone booth. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, yeah. Steve now our first player this evening is the host of jimmy thank you everybody, thank you. Steve and jimmys opponent tonight is, a Music Industry superstar. An incredibly talented singer, songwriter, and actor. [ jimmy echoing ] and she is joining the voice this season as a coach, give it up for miley cyrus jimmy oh [ cheers and applause ] . Happy to see you. Steve holla oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy one and only, miley cyrus. Steve get in your booth. Get in your booth. Because the rules of this game are simple. When you got a question wrong, a stranger, from the mystery bench, gets shoved into your booth. I couldnt hear you. Sorry. [ laughter ] steve the rules of the game are simple. I shouldnt have shut the door. Jimmy yeah, soundproof booth. Steve oh my god, is it really . Jimmy yeah. Steve we gotta start all over. The rules of this game are simple. You get a stranger from the mystery bench shoved into your booth. Okay. Steve are you ready . Jimmy yeah. Steve first questions for miley. Great. [ phone ringing ] hello . Steve hello, miley. Hello . Steve hello, miley, can you hear me . Hey, how is it going . Steve miley, i have a a question for you. Uhoh, okay. Steve are you ready . Kind of. [ laughter ] steve name i dont know if you will get this question right. Name three states in the to smoke marijuana recreationally . Colorado, california isnt new york now . Is it legal . Steve not yet. [ bleep ], im in trouble. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, hey steve heyoh hey jimmy hang up the phone that is an obscene phone caller dont call her back i mean shoot, im in trouble. Steve all right, you got it wrong. Am i more in trouble for saying [ buzzer ] okay bye. Steve joining mileys booth, is insect expert bill coritorre no, no, no steve and his mexican redlight tarantula [ cheers and applause ] how are you bill . Come on in. Come on in. Steve enjoy yourself. Come on in. I love animals. Steve careful, i saw a a longshoreman blushing from that mouth. Jimmy mexican redlight tarantula oh [ cheers and applause ] oh, my god oh, my god. Jimmy im so happy. Steve next question for jimmy. Jimmy all right. Take your time calling me, higgins. [ phone ringing ] steve hello. Jimmy no, i say hello first. Steve okay go ahead, say hello. [ laughter ] jimmy hello. Steve hello . Can you hear me . Jimmy yes. Steve is this jimmy . Jimmy yes. Steve i have a question for you. Jimmy give it to me. And pumpkin is not a spice. Two of the four. Jimmy allspice and nutmeg. Steve oh [ buzzer ] the correct answer is cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, and clove. Ah steve also the lineup at a a strip club. [ laughter ] joining jimmys booth is nba allstar and center for the brooklyn nets, make some room for brook lopez [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah how are you . Jimmy come on man i wanted to go in mileys booth. Jimmy i know, you want to go with miley but no, you cant. Steve you cant go into mileys booth. There you go. This is so much worse. Jimmy this is so much better. Come on, dude. This is, come on. This is good. I know you wanted to go to mileys booth. This is perfect. Steve next question. Next question is for miley. [ phone ringing ] uhoh. Yeah, hello . Steve hey, hows it going . I have a question for you. I am playing with a a tarantula. Steve oh, really . [ laughter ] you thought you could get me with this one. I am a vegan. I love all animals. [ cheers and applause ] steve miley, what is the largest muscle in the human body . Dont be dirty. [ light laughter ] wait, wait, wait. Steve largest muscle. In the human body. No. Steve he can help you. No. Jimmy dont ask my booth [ laughter ] thats what i was thinking. Wait [ laughter ] no, wait what did you say . Steve skin is not a muscle. The answer is the gluteus maximus [ bleep ] steve or the butt. Oh [ bleep ] jimmy miley, stop saying that steve oh [ laughter and applause ] joining mileys booth is the winner of the best freestyle beard in the 2016 National Beard and mustache championship, say hello to garey faulkner. Tarantulas. Its actually a tarantula. Steve hes got one in his beard. All right, im going to call jimmy. Cause this next question [ cheers and applause ] oh jimmy oh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Dont move higgins go. Steve im dialing. [ phone ringning ] jimmy oh, hello. Hello . Steve i have a question for you. Jimmy thank you, buddy. Steve how many zeros are there in one trillion . One trillion . Jimmy you went to stanford. You went to a good school. [ laughter ] 11. No, no, no. 14. Jimmy give me 11 or 14. The answers 14. And that answer is wrong. Its 12 [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] steve joining jimmys booth kai greene [ cheers and applause ] oh, my gosh. How are you . Come on in hop in. Were good. Steve theres plenty of room. Try to get your muscle in there. I guess it is the gluteus maximus. [ laughter ] [ busy signal ] oh, the phone is off the hook. Steve oh my gosh, you know what that sound means . We all know what that sound means. Its time for the final call. Okay. Steve the winner of this next question gets to shove everyone else from the mystery bench into their opponents booth. Lets bring everybody out from the mystery bench, shall we. First hes the star of the hit [ cheers and applause ] from the new Cirque Du Soleil show, toruk the first flight, a a navi [ cheers and applause ] and from rate here in new york city, it is times square elmo jimmy oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] steve and the final, and the final question, is for miley cyrus. No. You got this. All right, all right. Help me this time. [ phone ringing ] steve miley . Hello . Hello . Steve the final question is. Okay. Steve what is the most common word in the english language . What is the most common word . Jimmy its definitely not i was thinking [ laughter ] steve its definitely not what . Jimmy nevermind. Steve a swear word . Like, like, i dont know, like i got to go to like the store. And then like, i got to go to like the mall. Steve is like your final answer . Wait in the world, or america . What did you say . World, america, tell us. Steve in the entire english language . Oh come, okay. Steve what is the most common word . The most common word . Jimmy hurry up the . The its the the steve is that your final answer . That is correct yay . [ cheers and applause ] s booth. E. T. Hop in, navi, elmo, come on. Jimmy i dont know how were gonna get all you got it. Oh, no. [ laughter and applause ] . Jimmy our thanks, to bill corritore, brook lopez, garey faulkner, kai greene, Cirque Du Soleil, e. T. , and time square elmo. Break, stick around everybody . [ cheers and applause ] . Sing girl, come on. . [ singing ] . Sorry, ariana you gotta go. Seriously . Maps get up here. Umm. That way. Girl you better get on tmobile why pay more for data limits . Introducing tmobile one, unlimited data for everyone. Get four lines just 35 a month. . . . . Can you say i love it . . . Oh love it . . . Can you say hey . . . Hey . . Thats the spirit oooooh. . . Ooh ooh . . Wooh ooh . . Wooh ooh . . Sing sing, baby baby i love you. Oh yes. . . Ooooh oooh. . . Every little thing. . She saw the boots and fell for fall all over again. Was she expecting to find the perfect designer boots . Ooooh oooh. . At such an amazing price . No. But thats the beauty of a store full of surprises. You never know what youre gonna find, but you know youre gonna love it. Discover card. Im not a customer, but im calling about that credit scorecard. to dog give it. Sure its free for everyone. Oh well thats nice and checking your score wont hurt your credit. Oh cover. Com. Even if youre not a customer. . . . Lease a 2016 lincoln mkx for 349 a month. Only at your lincoln dealer. . I will follow you, . . Ever since you touched my hand i knew . . Youll always be my true love, my true love, my true love, . . Forever . . [ cheers and applause ] now by an extraordinarily talented singer, songwriter, and actress. On monday night, she joins Blake Shelton, adam levine and alicia keys as a coach of the brand new season of nbcs the voice. Ladies and gentlemen, once again, miley cyrus . Jimmy ive always loved your fashion. So, thank you so much. You always look gorgeous. Thank you. Jimmy thank you for coming back on the show, and thank you for playing the game. Is that a purse or a phone . What is that . It is. It actually does work, and im not sure of the num