Transcripts For WFLA Late Night With Seth Meyers 20161103 :

Transcripts For WFLA Late Night With Seth Meyers 20161103

Outcome, but if you live in one of those cities, and youre watching me right now, im so sorry you lost. [ laughter ] because if you won, youre not watching this right now. [ laughter ] i cant believe the cubbies finally won it took for oh, i gotta get home to watch late night. [ light laughter ] put the beers down. We gotta get time for the monologue. [ laughter ] dont want to miss a closer look. a closer look [ laughter ] and i apologize that i dont know what people from cleveland sound like. [ laughter ] sources are saying that its unlikely that the new fbi probe into Hillary Clintons emails will be completed by election day. Instead, fbi director james comey plans to announce the results during her inauguration ceremony. Hold on hold on former congressman Anthony Weiner has reportedly checked into rehab for sex addiction after his numerous sexting scandals. Weiner has asked for privacy and also the wifi password. [ laughter ] although House Speaker paul ryan voted for donald trump, at a Campaign Event yesterday he refused to mention trump by name. Wow, sounds like trump has [ cheers and applause ] jury deliberation began yesterday for the bridgegate trial where Chris Christie will be judged by a jury of his peers. [ laughter ] amc theaters recently announced that they will air live electionday coverage in movie theaters around the country. Heres how we think that might [ screaming ] [ laughter and applause ] seth donald Trump Campaigned in florida today. Though looking at him, i think he campaigned as florida. [ laughter ] after the kkks official newspaper endorsed donald trump yesterday, the campaign released a response calling the paper repulsive. Also, their crossword puzzle is way too easy. [ laughter ] a recent study found that always letting children win games in competitions could damage their ability to learn. Which is scary, because were six days away from letting the biggest child win the biggest game. [ cheers and applause ] in anticipation of her victory, Hillary Clinton has reportedly oh god, remember how excited she got over balloons . [ laughter ] whats she going to do if she sees fireworks . Producers have released the first images from the upcoming liveaction version of beauty and the beast. Lets take a look. Oh [ laughter ] not sure thats family friendly. The 50th Country Music awards were tonight. Wow, its hard to believe there have only been 50 Country Music award shows this year. [ light laughter ] and finally, a recent study found that having a stressed spouse can cause their partners to gain weight. For example, look at this recent picture of bill clinton. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a fantastic show for you tonight. [ cheers and applause ] hes starring in the new film called king cobra. Show. [ cheers and applause ] she is the star of abcs quantico. Priyanka chopra is joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and he is in the incredible new war film, hacksaw ridge. Luke bracey is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] so we have a great show for you tonight. It just seems like there are a lot of Country Music awards. [ laughter ] you guys, less than a week to go until the election, an over polls showing a tighter race. Meanwhile, republicans who once criticized donald trump are now sheepishly admitting that theyll vote for him. For more on this, its time for a closer look. . [ cheers and applause ] seth state and National Polls have been all over the place the last few days, but one thing is clear the race is much closer than it was just a week ago, with a lot of the tightening happening before the fbis recent to the investigation of Hillary Clintons private server. And now, democrats are freaking out. The democrats are feeling this anxiety. Theres this panic mode within the democratic party. There is some panic setting in with the Clinton Campaign and with democrats in general. They seem to be signaling a brewing panic over clintons candidacy. I mean, like, democrats are, are bed wetters. Seth its true. [ laughter ] democrats are bed wetters. But to be fair there really is a [ laughter ] also, after the damage this email controversy has done, one things for sure, win or lose, Hillary Clinton will from here on out only communicate by raven. [ laughter ] so democrats may be panicking, but there is at least one guy whos keeping his cool, and thats joe biden. Here he is today. Her dad was from scranton. Her grandpop worked in a silk sorry. [ laughter ] im doing this because maybe when i need a job, rayban may have me as a sponsor. [ laughter and applause ] seth thats right. When this is all over, joe bidens going to be sponsored by rayban. As opposed to Donald Trumps sponsor, muslim ban. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] yeah. Now as for trump, the last week of polls has been quite the emotional roller coaster. You might remember that when he was far behind hillary, he claimed the polls were rigged. Its a rigged system. They put out phony polls. Even the polls are crooked, im telling you. You see these phony polls. Seth so now that hes gained in the polls, how does he feel . Here is what he tweeted out this morning. Quote, wow. Now leading in the abc, Washington Post poll 4645. Gone up 12 points in two weeks, mostly before the crooked hillary blow up. Seth did i say the polls were rigged . I meant they were rigidly showings in some National Polls, trump has to break through in traditionally blue states that currently lean toward Hillary Clinton. Trump is now campaigning in states like michigan and wisconsin, which havent voted for a republican in decades. And his supporters even seem to think he could win in a true blue state like minnesota, although their evidence for that claim is a little thin. Newt gingrich has been pointing out all day that there was a statewide election of High School Students in minnesota. 77,000 High School Students voted. Donald trump won. Think donald trump would win among High School Students in minnesota . Seth you think High School Students voting for trump means hell win minnesota . If high school votes determined who won, our next president would be whoever brings weed to prom. [ laughter ] or as hes more commonly known, gary johnson. [ laughter ] now one way trump could actually make himself more competitive in swingstates is to invest in a ground game. But there, too, hes been badly outspent by Hillary Clinton. In fact, a lot of the Trump Campaign spending seems to be going right back into trumps the wall street journal reported last week that the Trumps Campaign spent close to 10 million over the course of the election cycle, reimbursing his children for travel expenses and familyowned companies for campaign services. In fact, the Trump Campaign even paid nearly 11,000 to a winemanufacturing Company Owned by eric trump. Thats right. Eric trump makes wine known for its popular penis grigio. [ laughter ] nonetheless, he has still some gop politicians who were once reticent about him. Like wisconsin Governor Scott walker, who campaigned with trump in wisconsin on tuesday. And trump seemed grateful for walkers support, praising his record in the state. A special thank you to Governor Scott walker who has done a fantastic job in wisconsin. [ cheers ] seth thats right. Walker has done a great job in wisconsin. Only an idiot would say [ laughter ] first of all, its in turmoil. The roads are a disaster, because they dont have money to rebuild them. Theyre borrowing money like crazy. They projected a 1 billion surplus, and instead of a 1 bill i wrote this stuff all down. [ laughter ] although i dont need it, because i have a really good memory. Seth i have a good memory, and i remember that scott walkman has been a terrible governor of wisconslyvania. [ laughter ] but scott walker isnt the only republican who once opposed trump and is now backing him. Polls tighten and trump tries to consolidate the party behind him, were being treated to a parade of republicans who have swallowed their past criticism of trump and admitted that theyre voting for him. Even if they have problems with him, like House Speaker paul ryan, who at first declined to endorse donald trump, then accused him of textbook racism, then said he wouldnt defend or campaign with trump. But yesterday, he told fox news he voted for trump in wisconsin. Although ryan seem so shamed by the choice, he couldnt even bring himself to say trumps name. Were one week out. Where do you stand on voting for donald trump and endorsing republicans and sure. Independents and democrats watching right now . I stand where ive stood all fall and all summer. In fact, i already voted here in janesville for our nominee last week. So you voted for donald trump, and youre encouraging republicans and democrats and independents anybody that who listen to vote for donald trump to stop what youre talking about, the clinton corruption . I am supporting our entire republican ticket. Someone for president if you have to talk about them the same way wizards talk about voldemort. [ laughter ] when paul ryan went to the voting booth, he probably wrote in trumps name like this. [ laughter ] so paul ryan wont say Donald Trumps name, but will vote for him for president , and thats a problem for a lot of americans. They just dont love the two choices. I mean, do you pick someone is under federal investigation for using a private email server . President was born in kenya, proposed banning an entire religion from entering the u. S. , mocked a disabled reporter, said john mccain wasnt a war hero because he was captured, attacked the parents of a fallen soldier, bragged about committing sexual assault, was accused by 12 women of committing sexual assault, said some of those women werent attractive enough for him to sexually assault, said more countries should get nukes, said he would force the military to commit war crimes, said a judge was biased because his parents were mexicans, said women should be punished for having abortions, incited violence at his rallies, called Global Warming a hoax perpetrated by the chinese, called for his opponent to be jailed, declared bankruptcy six times, bragged about not paying income taxes, stiffed his contractors and employees, lost a billion customers at his fake university, bought a sixfoot tall painting of himself with money from his fake foundation, has a trial for fraud coming up in november, insulted his opponents look, insulted his opponents wifes looks, and bragged about grabbing women by the [ bleep ]. How do we choose . [ cheers and applause ] because its so its so even. Its so even. This has been a closer look. Well be right back with more late night, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] . Its endless shrimp at red lobster. With another new flavor you never saw coming. Grilled, glazed korean bbq shrimp. And try as much as you want of flavors like new parmesan peppercorn shrimp. Just come in before it ends. . 3, 2, 1 [whispered rocket] man hmm. What do you think . . stranger good mornin theres a lost couple in the mens department. vo theres a great big unkhaki world out there. Explore it in a subaru crosstrek. Love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. Were going to prove just how wet and sticky your current gel antiperspirant is. Now were going to show you how degree dry spray is different. Degree dry spray. Degree. It wont let you down. Enjoy your phone you too. inner monologue all right, be cool. You got the amazing new iphone 7 on the house by switching to at t. What . . 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[ laughter ] then michelle and Barrack Obama did the thriller dance at their Halloween Party and i was like, what what and then ryan lochte got kicked but i was like, what. [ light laughter ] and im sure ryan lochte was like, wha . [ laughter ] then i heard the nfl was thinking of expanding to london and i was like, what . And british people were like, whats all this then . Then i heard a black man was kicked out of a trump rally and i was like, what did you think was going to happen . [ laughter ] then i heard it wasnt for protesting and i was like, what . Trump supporter and i was like, whaaaat . [ laughter ] why . This has been amber says what. . [ cheers and applause ] seth thanks, amber. Well be right back with christian slater. [ cheers and applause ] . . . . . . Only on verizon. Okay, google, show me korean restaurants in boulder. 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Just look for one of our postcards. Red 97 set red 97 did you say 97 . Yes. You know, that reminds me of geicos 97 Customer Satisfaction rating. 97 . Helped by geicos fast and friendly claims service. Huh. Oh yeah, baby. Geicos as fast and friendly as it gets. Woo . [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody. Our first guest tonight won a golden globe for his work on the hit show mr. Robot. He stars in the new film, demand. Lets take a look. And, action. What are you doing . No, stop please. And here we have king cobra. A born producer. Whose neighbors have no idea what goes on here in this cookie cutter community. Stop it. Tell me about your first time. No, look, im a behind the camera guy. All right . Please. You really wanna know . Yeah. Seth please welcome back to the show our friend christian slater. . [ cheers and applause ] seth how are you . Great. Seth its always lovely to have you here. Thanks so much. No, its great to be here, its like this is departure from anything youve done before. Youre playing a gay porn producer. Correct [ light laughter ] seth and you have a rival porn producer, which is james franco. Thats right, yes. James franco. Hes uh i run cobra films, he runs the viper boys. Seth oh, the viper boys. Yeah, yeah. Seth so that is the real rivalry. The civil war of gay porn. Seth and you guys both have sex scenes in the film. Was that something were you both trying to see if you could push it farther than the other gu [ laughter ] of course, yeah. Whos gonna go deeper . Seth did you guys get that . [ laughter ] uh, gosh. Where do you yeah. Seth i mean i would just be worried with james franco, cause he doesnt seem to have boundaries. [ light laughter ] yes, thats true. No, he is he does like to go for it 100 . Absolutely. He pushes the envelope and is phenomenal. And look when i met with the director, of course, this was a seth sure. And it was certainly New Territory for me. And you know we talked about the sex scenes and he did say that james would be handling sort of the lions share of all of that stuff. Seth he called it. Yeah. He said, yeah. Ill do that. Ill do that. Ill do that. And then i got competitive. Seth sure. I was like, well, i dont want him to do everything. I can do stuff. And i did and i discovered wonderful things. [ light laughter ] seth you basically told the story about how almost everybody gets into gay porn. Yeah. Seth you basically go, oh, i dont wanna do oh, other people are doing it . Thats right. Exactly. I totally succumbed to, i guess, ego and competitiveness. And i got coerced into it all. Seth now you filmed this in upstate new york. Right. Seth and so when youre making a movie about people making pornography, does anybody actually think youre just making pornography. Do people in the town . You know, they were listening at the door. You know and we shot it we did shoot it upstate and it was, you know, we didnt have trailers or things like that. Seth yeah, this was a lower budget film. Yeah, it was a low budget thing. We did it over 18 days. James produced it. So one of the things they did, as opposed to having a trailer to get ready in, they asked the neighborhood people, you know, who have houses if they had an extra room or something that you know we could use so i could change and that sort of thing. [ light laughter ] seth so your dressing room was lik

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