The packers with thier starters playing. But still short a couple players. Jordy nelsonno surprise, but letroy guion a surprise scratch. The packers defenisve tackle with some minor knee issues, so hes not playing tonight in san francisco. Francisco. The packers tied to san francisco. The niners scoring on their second drive. Aaron rodgers just throwing a touchdown pass to randall cobb. Badgers quarterback bart houston is named after hall of famer bart starr, so starting at Lambeau Field will make things extra special. Special. Coach paul chryst making the decison yesterday, who has ingame experience, but hasnt started a game in his career. Chryst said that experience a part of the decision to start houston. What a first game hell have versus lsu september third at Lambeau Field. It makes it very special with this opportunity in fornt of our fans with this team so im excited to show what ive got. Got. Hes getting a better 3gr do. Hes also understanding his strengths and weaknesses. Matt garza in a bit of a bind in the third inning. Hes talking it over. Has the bases loaded. Loaded. Including pirates outfielder Andrew Mccutchen who killed them last night with his three rbi. But garza with a full ount and two outs able to get out of it. Same situn for jordan mercer already up 10 in the slam. 50 lead for the pirates after a five run inning. Orlando arcia with his first home runa three run shot and thats your score. 53 in the ninth. 3 Russ Feingold im Russ Feingold and i approve this message. Narrator listen to senator johnson on Student Loans ron johnson its just y, necessarily understand finance. Narrator what senator johnson doesnt understand is, more than 800,000 wisconsinites have Student Loans. But he wants to eliminate federal Student Loans and keep Interest Rates high. Johnson its just kinda free money. Narrator with senator johnson, opportunity for middle class kids would disappear. Ron johnsons not for students. Not for wisconsin. 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In a facebook post, officers said theyre proud of their k9 teams who are capable of detecting drugs, firearms, and explosives. 3 today sun and some fair weather clouds passing through on the day. Less humid, but still feeling like summer with temps in the 70s. West wind turns onshore near the lake 5 showers and storms are back saturday, especially early in the morning and later in the day and evening. Highs will be inching back up toward 800 and it will feel more humid. By and sunshine will be e over increasing as highs top out around 800 with a west wind 5 to 10 mph. Upcoming week mild and a bit humid. Chance of a storm or two, mainly tuesday and saturday. Highs in the upper 70s and 80s. Lows in the 60s to near 70. As of now, it looks warm through the Labor Day Holiday with mid to upper 80s likely. . If youre a twen you can expect to live longer than your nontwin counterparts and if youre an identical male twin you might live even stephen i did not know that. Well, well, well, seems youll be stuck with me for quite a long time. Stephen and the same goes for our twin kitties. Stephen hey, guys. Did they say anything about how long triplets live . Stephen yes. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes rachel weisz. Kevin smith. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert captioning sponsored by cbs cheers and applause stephen nice to see you. cheers and applause how are you . cheers and applause stephen thanks, everybody. Thanks down here. Thats a fantastic. You hear one. Theres no you cant you cannot fake that. Jon right, yeah. Stephen you know thatsed from. Welcome to the late show. Im Stephen Colbert. Your host this friday. Folks, its friday. applause . Its friday its friday oh . Its friday . Stephen i dont know what song youre dancing to but i like it. I have a quick word of warning before we get started tonight. Tonights monologue was created in a factory that also processes peanuts. Its important to say in case anyone has an allergy. Especially now, because mylan, the company thatroduces these epipens right here anybody use one of these . They have jacked up the price of these pens for less than 100 send you into shock, but dont do it because you cant afford the pen anymore. Now, Mylan Pharmaceuticals claims the price, has changed over time to better reflect the value the product provides. laughter now, to be clear, that value is saving the lives of people who cant breathe. Or as mylan likes to call them, gasping, cashfilled meat sacks. laughter now all of hiking up of medicine, reminds a lot of people of a guy named martin shkreli, the pharma bro who jacked up the cost of h. I. V. Drugs by 5,000 . Can we put up a picture of skhreli . That was a close one. Im severely allergic to douche. And when asked about mylan, shkreli certainly had something to shkrell about it. These are lifesaving drugs. People dont have a choice whether they can buy them or not. Yeah, well, thats up to insurance to pay for them. Like i said, its 300 a pen. 300. My iphone is 700, ok . But you dont need an iphone to exist. Yeah, that doesnt matter though, because its 300 and 90 of americans are insured. Stephen okay, ive got two problems with that his total heartlessness, and her assertion that it is possible to exist without an iphone. So does she have a galaxy . I dont understand. Well, after starting a firestorm, yesterday, mylans c. E. O. , heather bresch, came forward to address the criticism. Heather, surely you must understand the outrage. The American Medical Association has said this is basically the same product it was in 2009, and yet the price has gone up 300 or 400fold. So, look, no ones more laughter stephen shes frustrated i mean, the tonedeafness of that just takes your breath away. And getting your breath back will cost you over 600 bucks. cheers and applause now, in other news in other news, the f. B. I. Is investigating whether russian intelligence agencies have hacked the computers at the new york times. Or, as the timeep putin named worlds sexiest leader. laughter oh, heres a new occupational hazard to worry about if you play the bagpipes and who amongst us has not dabbled among us hasnt dabbled watch out that you dont get what doctors are calling bagpipe lung. Thats when the mold and fungi lurking inside your bagpipe trigger coughing, shortness of breath, and even fever. I mean physical fever, not bagpipe fever. This is according to an article in a medical journal called and this is true thorax. Im a subscriber. I keep it on my coffee table between the latest issue of ant head and wasp abdomen. laughter bagpipe lung took a while for that to sing in, took a while. Remember your eighth grade biology class . All right. Footnotes for everybody. Whats going on here, bagpipe lung can be tricky to diagnose. Its hard to distinguish a hacking cough from just a scottish accent. Och, lets go to loch lomond and eat some potted hough. cheers and applause so hasty with the. This week in other news yes, there is this week, mcdonalds recalled millions of fitness bands because they contain Dangerous Levels of irony. laughter applause its in the happy meal. In the happy meal. Ill wait. Ill wait. apause mcdonalds recalled the wristbands after they left people with burns and blisters which, technically, is the job of their apple pie filling. Any there . Me, too. Well, a story just came out about napster billioire sean parkers lord of the rings themed wedding back in 2013. Heres what happened. Sir ian mckellen has revealed that he turned down 1. 5 million gandalf doesnt do weddings. Damn right gandalf doesnt have time to marry you, sean parker he is the servant of the secret fire, wielder of the flame of anor. He killed the mothertruckin balrog, after chasing the ancient immortal demon through the tunnels of khazad dum until they climbed the peak of zirakzigil where he smote the demons ruin on the mountain side. cheers and applause yeah no, im mad im angry now and you know did you know, gandalf himself died and then rn gandalf the white. And wh so he can marry the napster guy . no napster hasnt been a thing since the earindel flew vingilot to valinor. If you invite gandalf to do the wedding besides, listen, if you invite gand afl, columns going to want to be the ring bearer and somebodys losing a now say hello to the fellowship of jon batiste and stay human. . . . My, my. applause cheers fantastic. Fantastic. I am so excited its friday. Jon, do you have any plans this weekend . Jon oh, wow, this weekend did you stump you . Did i stump you i didnt realize we werent done with the show yet. Im in show mode. Stephen and show mode, you dont know what youre doing later . Jon show mode i dont know nothing. I just know bumper. Then bump in. Then guest. Walkon. Bumpout. Good night. Go home. laughter applause stephen thats a good description of the show. The weekend yet. Stephen thats what actually says in the little digital dpied on your cable. Bump in, bump out, guest walks in, go home. Jon no, no, guest walks out, good night, go home. Stephen all right, ive got a lot to learn, evidently. You know, as the host of a talk show, i wield unlimited power. For instance, any time i want, i can remind you of the cool, refreshing taste of bud light. But you knowwh i would never do that. Because thats an abuse of me power. Weekend is starting soon. And yet there are those even even more powerful than i. Historys most despotic leaders. People like genghis khan, kim jong il, and spike lee. Oh, do not cross him, or he will sentence you to play for the knicks. These merciless tyrants have but two things in common, and one of cheers and applause cheers and applause now that this hat is upon my head, i am endowed with unquestile this is due to my hats two main attributes its bigness, and its furriness. Any proclamations i make while thusly enhattened are now and forever law. Let us begin. Henceforth, whenever i order a side of fruit with my omelette, the waitress shall accidentally bring me hashbrowns. laughter cheers and applause from this day on, Actor Paul Rudd must begin aging like the restf us. laughter cheers and applause i hereby decree, anyone who says, it is what it is, will be hit with it and not told what it was. laughter cheers and applause anyone who brags about his or her standing desk shall be forced to use a standing toilet. laughter applause i declare that any child who kicks the airplane seat in front of them may be used as a flotation device. 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Oevment two. Stephen thats three. Thats three. cheers and applause . Three. You dont have any lipstick gld no lipstick. Okay. The results are in. And it threw me off. Because im a huge fan of yours. Your performance in the Constant Gardener obviously you won the the oscar for that, but as i told your husband when he was here, daniel craig, it was nuanced performance i have ever seen. Thank you, my goodness me, thank you so much. Stephen thank you, thank you. And now your new film is called, let me get this right, complete unknown. Yes. Stephen and you plays woman who actually has multiple identities. Yes. Stephen who is the character and why is she doing this . She is an impostor. She has a pathological need to become people for many years. She will for five or six years chaner security number, her profession, fake diplomas, fake college degrees, and say, m a nurse and have these diplomas, and live in a new city, with a new name, with a new satorl look. Tephen ishe running from the police . Why is she doing this . No, shes not. Shes just pathologically unwell. laughter well, i mean, to point out the obvious, youre an actress, and you do that professionally. laughter stephen is there i mean i hear you. Stephen its an obvious question obviously but is there anything your love of acting, inhabiting other peoples personas that is pathological, you think . Its really i hear what youre saying but its really different being an actor. Yeah, because i go home every day to my family and my my real life. And when ive been on the stage or ive been on the set making a to make up lies, right . Theres a contract. Stephen right, right. Were liemaking together. Whereas this woman in the film is just to go it on her own. Shes writing her own script. Shes making her own movie s. Stephen and how many different identities do we see . Nine. Stephen is this like cybil or something where there are different accents . My character does not have different accents, though. Shes american. Stephen shes american. Like me. Yeah, shes american. Stephen are you american . No. Stephen i dont know, because sometimes people are born here and move over to england and get the speech impediment, but they come back laughter they cant break it. They cant break it. They cant break it. You said earlier that, like, i you said, we were lying together agz actors, actors lying together. Are you a good liar . Im terb. Stephen thats what a good liar would say. You got me there is there did you lie as a child . Did you make up stories and stuff like that . Yeah, but in my head, on my own. I didnt, like, spread them. Spread the lies. Are you into lies. Stephen i loved it. I loved lying. Did you. Stephen i loved the idea. I would lie to anybody on a plane. I would lie what my occupation is, what i do. What did you say . You cant do it anymore because youre very recognizable. Stephen it was a lot of fun . Like what . Stephen if it was a young guy on the plane, what do you do for a living . I run a security firm. We just do modeling shoots. We just make sure the young, beautiful models can get from place to place. And theyre like, thats the greatest job in the world yeah, its pretty cool. Its how i met my wife. How i met my wife, yeah. applause i said we have to take a littlere you can stick around . You aroused envy. Stephen i aroused envy . You aroused envy. Stephen i aroused envy . Thats not all i aroused. Well be rig back with more rachel weisz. And even polkadots too plus yes2you rewards members ea 1 point for every dollar spent. Get a 5 reward for every 100 points now thats the good stuff. Kohls. . Regerts . Sorry, i was eating a milky way. . . . The ford freedom sales event is on our biggest event of the year just got better . . Announcing zero for seventytwo across the entire lineup of ford cars, trucks and suvs. Plus, tagged vehicles now get a thousand smart bonus. 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