. Is it a force of nature . Is here. Get up to a 5,000 bonus on select audi models. Our bacteria familys been on this cushion for generations. Alright kiddos everybody off the backpack, we made it to the ottoman. I like to watch them clean, but theyll never get me on the mattress finally theres a disinfectant mist designed for sofas, mattresses and more. Introducing new lysol max cover. That kills 99. 9 of bacteria. Back live in philadelphia, here again is george stephanopoulos. And the celebration winding down here in philadelphia. Balloons now popping on the convention floor. The conventions have wrapped. We have our candidates, donald trump versus Hillary Clinton. 10 a lot of big days ahead, including those debates. But that is all for us right now. Were going to return now to our regular programs. For most of you, that is your local news. Ill see you tomorrow on gma. This has been a presentation Wcvb Newscenter 5 at 11 00 starts now. Maria Hillary Clinton laying out her vision. We are stronger together. Maria on the dncs final night. And what the people here in the hall say must happen next. Showers finally on the way. I show you which areas could get heavy rains tomorrow. Backlash over a black lives matter banner at Somerville City Hall. The in and why the fight is far from over. Shackled and shuffling down the street, how this inmate escaped from a New Hampshire jail. One of bostons most familiar sounds. Going silent. Why the voice of the t is calling it quits. . . . Stronger, yes we are . . Maria history in philadelphia, accepting the democratic partys president ial nomination, the first woman to lead a major partys white house to get. Clinton spoken seeking to unify the democrats after a bruising primary fight. Ben the former secretary of state also took direct aim at donald trump. Ed hardy is live with reaction from the wells fargo center. Ed welcome to philadelphia. The crowd is still searching, still cheering. They are closing the convention here in mere minutes, and it ended with a speech of a clinton delivered. You might hear some popping, those are balloons popping as they hit the floor. Look at her entrance tonight after her daughter introduced her. The buildup was, this was the most important speech of her political career. Tonight, the secretary came out on stage to thunderous applause. She was introduced by her daughter, chelsea, and as expected, she took on her rival very early on she also reached out to her primary rival, Bernie Sanders, and his supporters. Ms. Clinton bernie, your campaign inspired millions of americans. And to all of your supporters, i have heard you. Your cause is our cause. We will not build a wall. Instead, we will build an economy where everyone who wants a good job can get one. Safe and honoring the people who do that work will be my highest priority. So just ask yourselves, you really think donald trump has the temperament to be commanderinchief . Donald trump cant even handle the roughandtumble of a president ial campaign. My fellow americans. Lets look to the future, with courage and confidence. Lets build a better tomorrow for our beloved children, and our beloved country, and when we do, america will be greater than ever. Ed in the middle of her speech tonight, there was the mention of new bedford, massachusetts, where she worked as a young childrens defense fund. She mentioned new bedford in the middle of her speech. Now that the convention is over, now that the balloon popping is over, that the balloons are on the ground, now its time to go to work, and tonight, i spent the evening with the massachusetts delegation to find out what that work really is. The closing of the convention. The next step is retail. This is wholesale. The next up is retail. Ed the opening of the next chapter. Theres so much energy in the new people Bernie Sanders brought in. Ed are you ready to accept hillary . Im ready to accept the democrats. Ed for each of the massachusetts delegates organize, organize, organize. Hold your legislators accountable. Push for progressive candidates. All politics is local, and we Work Together to make things work. We are all democrats. Ed is driven by the Energy Produced in philly in the la ed what does the next step look like to you . Its really about canvassing neighborhoods. Ed the political equivalent of getting your hands dirty. We have too much to lose in this election. Ed we know its a race between donald trump and Hillary Clinton, 102 days away from that. The clintonkaine ticket will hit the road immediately, on a bus to pennsylvania and onto ohio. We will see you in the morning, maria speaking of donald trump, he says a whole lot of lies are being told in philly. The republican president ial nominee reacting to his rivals during a Campaign Rally in iowa. Mr. Trump you know, i have been watching the speeches at night, and boy, am i getting hit. Boom, boom, i am getting hit, and they dont mean it, and theres a lot of lies being told, but i guess they have to do the t senator Bernie Sanders of selling out to the devil. Tracking some muchneeded rain tonight, with Drought Conditions throughout the state. This would be a welcome break. The heat might get out of here, but the morning rush could be messy. Mike thats the biggest issue. Starting to move in, meaning tomorrow morning the commute could be on the slow side with ponding on the roadway. Let me show you where the rain is right now. See how that blossoms to the looking at right now, but there might be occasional downpours that develop later on tonight. Mostly showers in new york state, starting to push their way and, making it to springfield. It will be another hour or so before they get to the worcester area. To the south, see this energy sitting here . Some strong thunderstorms trying to lift in. Thats why i say we will see downpours tomorrow morning. Timeline on that, overnight, just a few scattered showers. See how they fill in, and look at the heavier bands down to the Weather Service has issued a Flash Flood Watch for tomorrow through the evening hours. There could be a few isolated areas of three to four inches, only isolated areas. I will show you how much rain you can expect in your neighborhood and what lies ahead for the weekend coming up in a few moments. Ben a linrdmen is under arrest charged with the attempted , kidnapping and rape of a woman in winthrop. But theres another disturbing twist to this case. Newscenter 5s Jorge Quiroga is n. The suspect also faces charges of child endangerment. Police say that when the man accosted a woman here, he had been driving around with his threeyearold daughter in the backseat of a borrowed car. It happened monday night around 9;30. A woman walking along a commercial stretch of revere street in winthrop, is cut off by a grey honda civic. The driver leans out the window. He said, how are you, beautiful . Lets go for a ride. No, no. I live around the corner, so this activity is shocking. Jorge police say several cameras mounted around this liquor store show the whole chain of events. The video allegedly shows the woman walking away, then taking a side street, but realizing the car was still following, she turns into an alley leading to an open friday store. By this point, the man was out of the car. She started screaming during the attack, after he hit her several times in the face, smashing her on the ground. The man drives off. Police claims the suspect was visiting his mother in winthrop, and was driving back home to lynn, with his threeyearold daughter in the backseat. Oh my gosh. Dear jesus. Thats crazy. Jorge the victim remembered the cars license plate, and within 48 hours Police Tracked down the suspect Gerardo Portillo of , lynn. He had total disregard for what his daughter was witnessing, and total disregard for the, for women jorge nothing in portillos record points to anything like this before, but to make sure police are asking any girls or , women who may have been approached under similar circumstances to give them a call. Maria a gruesome mystery deepened tonight after more human remains turn up at a worksite in everett. This is sky5 over the scene of the National Grid lot where the focus is on that pile of gravel to the right of your screen. A human skull was found at the found today are from the same woman, but they dont know who this woman is. Its all pretty unsettling for the people who work in the area. Coming to work every day, you think you are safe, you know . And they just find bodies over there. Maria one key clue investigators say, the victim had a metal plate in her leg. Ben the black lives matter banner on Somerville City Hall will stay where it fight it is sparking is far from over. Tonight demonstrators on both sides of the controversy are rallying. Right now our Shaun Chaiyabhat , is live at Somerville Police headquarters with the battle. Shaun the mayor spoke about the two opposing rallies today and is hoping that honest dialogue has begun. It is a tale of two cities. At one end, protesters for black lives matter. Its turning more and more, if you support black lives, that means you are against everybody excluded by this banner, this black lives matter sign hung over city hall for a year. But these officers want it gone. Is no place for political slogan to be displayed on a public building. Shaun controversy began, with this letter to the mayor from the Police Union President calling the sign demoralizing for police. We condemn the indiscriminate slaying of Police Officer just as we condemn racism, the use of Excessive Force and citizen abuse by Police Officers. Crowd of roughly 100, the mayor says only a handful were Somerville Police. They probably disagree with the banner. But i think tonight was a great dialogue. Shaun the union says that Somerville Police fear retaliation, an allegation that the police chief and mayor flatly denied. If the head of a police union wants to be part of change, he has the opportunity to be part of that conversation. But were not going to turn back shaun the mayor made those remarks under this banner at police headquarters, clearly hoping to strike a balance. But he says the banner at city hall is not coming down, so for now, a stalemate. Ben the mspca has received a two Million Dollar donation to help handle a massive animal cruelty case. We told you about this, hundreds of animals found dead or injured last week at a large farm in westport. Local farmers donating their equipment over the next couple days to help handle the animals. Police say more than a dozen people are under investigation in the case. Maria caught on camera, the not so great escape. A New Hampshire inmate tries to make a break in an orange jumpsuit and shackles. Unfortunately for him, he really did stick out on the streets of manchester. Our mary saladna is here to tell us how this guy was rounded up. Mary maria it was the orange , that did him in. That inmate was on his way to court and will be going back there tomorrow. Morning, and i saw a guy walking in front of the trade union in shackles. Mary 50yearold kevin gearhart, an inmate at the Valley Street jail in manchester, made a break for it today on his way to court. He didnt get far, especially when a passing manchester Police Officer spotted that orange his attention was drawn by a citizen at prime gas, pointing at a male inmate wearing the inmate jumpsuit. Mary prison Officials Say that gearht transported to court for a hearing. He ran to elm street, where police say he tried to steal a parked truck at the prime gas station, which belonged to melissa desrameaux. I told him to get out of my truck, and he got out and told me, i am on work release, dont be scared, everything is ok, im supposed to be out. Mary gearhart tried to run again, but he was quickly was still in shackles. Mary he faces attempted theft and escape charges and will face a judge in the morning. Next on newscenter 5. Ben a dangerous new problem in the opioid fight. This isnt a joke anymore. People are dying. Ben how some addicts are outsmarting state required drug test. One of bostons most familiar sounds, going silent. Why the voice of the t is calling it commute. I have an hourbyhour breakdown friday morning on the eyeopener, rode out of philadelphia. We are live with the next move for both campaigns after see some rain. Maria 5 investigates tonight the dangerous drug fentanyl. In state drug tests. One user who is recovering says that fentanyl was his drug of choice because he knew that his over home did not sober home did not test for it. It is also not covered in probation and court tests. Some fear it is pushing heroin users to the more powerful drug. It is frustrating, because we are working in a multipronged way to address the escalating numbers of fatal overdoses, so heres a new reason that people would engage in risky people are dying. We need help. We need to open our lives of two people, you know. Invest in knowledge of fentanyl. Understand, it is more potent than heroin. People are dying. Maria the probation commissioner denied to talk to us on camera, but told us the department will soon begin random testing for fentanyl at courthouse checkins. Ben tonight, there are now two cases of e. Coli in massachusetts linked to an patients became ill after eating ground beef in the granite state. The outbreak has been tied to ground beef processed at a farm in north haverhill, New Hampshire. The train is now approaching. Maria it is the last call for the man known as the voice of the t. After more than 20 years of keeping riders on track, hes moving on. But not before he gets a final shoutout from his t colleagues tomorrow. Ben about the man behind the voice. Diane back in college, Frank Oglesby was known as the voice of the Pioneer Valley at Umass Amherst when he was a radio d. J. And if you have been on the t, you might know him today. The train is now approaching. Diane as the guy with the smooth and common voice. It gave me an opportunity to and people seemed to enjoy hearing me. Diane after nearly 42 years with the mbta, oglesby has decided to retire. And looking forward to the future, and opportunities outside. Diane currently he serves as the Deputy Director of paratransit contract operations, but over the years his position has transformed from everything from the Editorial Assistant for the general manager in 1985 to the complaint unit and manager of policies and procedures. I have done a lot of things. I have been in, i guess, sometimes, like i am the last of the mohicans. Diane he started out working on training videos, and then in 1994 he began doing announcements for the trains on the side. It is a labor of love. A gift from god. I appreciate it. Diane he said that after completing an internship at channel 5, his dream was to be a booth announcer for the station. I used to want to do the diane he says he would like to continue to do voiceover work in the future. Diane cho, Wcvb Newscenter 5. Maria i love hearing that. Ben yes. We wish him the best. Maria hes going to be just fine. You know what we wish for . We wish for rain. Mike we need so much rain, and we do have some areas that will get heavy rain. But i want to point this out to you. Heres where we are thinking of heavy rain, likely down to the sout pike. But in northern mass, it is unlikely you will get heavy rain out of this. You will get some rain, but the heaviest will be to the south, which is why the national Weather Service has issued this Flash Flood Watch, indicating two to four inches, but not widespread. That is a downpour here or there. Otherwise, you are probably talking about maybe one inch to 1. 25 inches. We have a cold front moving southward, but we also have all this moisture down to the south. All this will come together, coastal area. The rain has been filling in nicely over the last few hours, with a few scattered showers in a building and. With much more energy to the south, it will be lifting an overnight, so the morning commute will be a little on the slow side, especially if you are south of the city. Give yourself some extra time. There will be a little ponding on the roadways. Staying warm tonight, though. 70 to 72 is as cool as it will get. Tomorrow, morning. Say goodbye to 90 degree temperatures. Tomorrow morning, here come the reinforcements from down south, filling in. Notice where most rain is lining up, right through here. This is 8 00 tomorrow morning. Scattered showers north of the pike, and heavier rains to the south. As we head towards 10 00 a. M. , we think, is that all over with . Not quite. It develops in the afternoon and evening hours. That flashlight watch goes all the way to tomorrow night, but i think most of the activity will be in the morning hours. We start to clear out tomorrow night, and its looking like a pretty nice saturday coming in our direction as well. How much rayna we talking about . As i mentioned rain are we talking about . As a mentioned, most totals will be one inch to 1. 25 inches to the south. In the north, less than half an inch of rain. Every drop is important to us. As the storm comes in, the heavy rain has the most impact on you. Associated with it. Hail is pretty much down to zero. There could be strong winds, if one or two of the strong thunderstorms get going, so keep that in mind. Over the next seven days, look at the absence of the 90 degree heat. Saturday looks beautiful. Humidity down, sunshine up, and hopefully we get some rain before it comes in. Thats why we indicated tomorrow is a high impact whether day, with possible weather day with possible flash flooding. That might linger a little into monday, but not looking for too much out of it. Humidity down tuesday and wednesday, and the next chance of rain is not until thursday. So we have rain tomorrow morning. Be careful. The commute could be slow. But it will improve during the afternoon, and if we get some rain our attitudes will be improving as well. Ben thank you. Well, talk about booking it. You are about to your daughter wants to stay organic. Yo from artificial ingredients. You want to stay free from artificial preservatives. Stop shops natures promise brand. Great prices on over 800 items. Ben you might say that a young author from boston is having a magical year. Maria fiveyearold Ashton Antoine hosted a book signing at the Mattapan Library this morning. My magic number is dedicated to Boston Police commissioner audience today. These are the five people who love me every day. Dad, mom, grandma, auntie, my sister. You dont get ahead by playing xbox. You get ahead by reading. You have your priorities right. Maria he does. Ashton, by the way, plays five instruments, sports, and is now in the running for the guinness book of World Records as the youngest ever published male author. Ben a cute kid as well. Send him down to foxboro. The patriots could use him. Nothing he could not do. Way to go, ashton. All right. Tom brady on the field today. Fios is not cable. Were wired differently. So we wired the wagners house with 100 meg internet. D jan can upload 120 photos. 12 seconds. Thats the power of fiber optics. And right now you can get 100 meg internet with equal upload and dowloads speeds, tv and phone for just 69. 99 per month online. 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Now, here is mike lynch with sportscenter 5. Mike tom brady did not enter the practice facility with the rest of his teammates today. He avoided the cameras and was driven to the back gate of the field along with Jimmy Garrapolo and strolled onto the field everybody. They were nearly 12,000 people who showed up for the first day of practice all waiting to , embrace their beleagured quarterback. Many in the crowd sporting signs supporting brady and villifying roger goodell. Brady took snaps garrapolo was first. Under center during 11 on 11. Brady did not acknowledge the crowd, he did not sign any autographs. He was not being rude, just locked in. And he exited through the same tom in, hes not going to change. He comes to practice no matter what. If hes playing, if hes not playing. No matter the circumstances, i have never seen tom brady not give it all in practice. Theres never change with him. Whenever he sat on the field, he is such a competitor. Mike Jimmy Garoppolo got plenty of work and attention. That is Standard Operating Procedure through october second. I feel pretty good. Things are moving well. Nothing has really changed, you know. When they put me in, i was ready to do my best. The mindset is basically the same. I have worked with jimmy many times. Oneonone, many times. We just have to get that chemistry going. Get out on the field. Do some oneonone sessions. Just do what we do, like we always do. Other, so everyone is on the same page. Mike red sox in anaheim against the angels. Red sox are currently holding onto a 10 lead. Deep in the heart of texas, Rangers Center fielder ian desmond, how is that snag, off of the tip of the blade of grass. Cant get any closer. Check this one here, in minneapolis, orioles shortstop jj hardy, over the shoulder, running away. Pull this in that is a sweet play. Good news, baltimore loses, so the sox are only two back, and if they win tonight they will be 1. 5 games back. The final major event of the golf season, the pga down in new jersey. Henrik stenson, who was the winner of the british open. Look at this shot. As close as you can get, without going in. He sets himself up for birdie. Two shots back. The name. Hes five back, but i love the game and had to show him. Heres the leader, jimmy walker, a bird to go five under par, 65, the leader after round one. But we have three more rounds still coming up in the pga. Maria red sox winning. Hold on to that. . . Dicky from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight greg kinnear from the ufc, dana white this week in unnecessary and comedian dino archie. With cleto and the cletones. And now, hunker down, heres jimmy kimmel . Jimmy welcome to you program. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. Its one more night of politics, tonight from philadelphia, the home of rocky balboa and cream cheese, the Season Finale of the Democratic National convention. The big question tonight, would Hillary Clinton accept the nomination, or america go home crying in a limousine in the most dramatic nomination yet . And she accepted the nomination. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it was a historic night. Were either going to have our first female president , or first president who sold a line of steaks at the sharper image. Remember that . By the way, i just want to say, after the two weeks of all this every night, im pretty sure Everybody Knows who theyre voting for. So why dont we save a lot of time and vote now. Sit around and wait for the ones who havent decided yet . After she spoke tonight, instead of the balloon drop, bill clinton climbed to the top of the rafters and released all the old condoms he had [ laughter and applause ] last night, president obama gave mrs. Clinton a powerful endorsement at the end of which, she joined embrace that was about as awkward as when the groom dances with his motherinlaw at a wedding. You know, Hillary Clintons secret Service Code Name is evergreen. Bill clintons is eagle. Donald trumps key name is mogul. It is. And the secret Service Code Name for melania was just revealed. Its muse. She wanted to be called moose, but they couldnt understand hoosier. This is when im especially sad donald trump didnt pick Chris Christie to be his running mate, because theres no way his code name wouldnt be hilarious no matter what it was. [ applause ] if youre going to announce someones code name, why give them a code name . Hillarys choice for running mate, virginia senator tim kaine he revealed that not only does he habula espanol, hes got a way to do donald trump. Hes got a way to make the same two words, every time he makes his biggest, hugest promises. Believe me. Its gonna be great, believe me. Were going to build a wall and make mexico pay for it, believe me. Were going to destroy isis so fast. Believe me. Believe me. Jimmy she believes him. He did such a convincing trump that tim kaine is now leading Hillary Clinton by 3 . Since the candidates are now doing impressions, we decided to do the same. We went to the dnc this week, we went to the rnc last week, with sock puppets of Hillary Clinton and donald trump. We handed the republicans and the trump puppets to democrats and let the impersonations fly. . . Can you do an impression of donald trump talking about Hillary Clinton . Hillary clinton is crooked hillary. Hillary needs to learn that law and order law and order is where this country needs to go. Give me an impression of Hillary Clinton. La la la la la la la la. Emails on my private server . No, theyre all deleted. Well, first, were going to build a real big wall, and then were going to make them pay for it. Mr. Trump, its between god and satan, and god will win every time. And, mr. Trump . Well, i i am better than god. Do you write speeches for him . Why do you expect the American People will believe what you have done, when you have done so many things that have hurt us and that we will get no relief let her talk a little. With the world you have left us in with barack obama . Well, i think that i have done everything right. I have given hey, youre a white guy. You . Why would i talk to you . Lets go out on a date. She likes you. I would say no, he cannot make America Great again. And what do he mean about making America Great again. What would he say to that. You misunderstood me. I said im going to make america hate again. Compliment her hat. Say something about her hat. No what will you give me . Free schooling. Free anything. Its a pretty good hillary. Thank you. This is my first time. Would you like five or ten minutes alone with that . No. What would you like to say to Hillary Clinton . Drop dead. No, im serious. Do me a favor, drink this bottle of water and have her happen. Jimmy its politics bringing us together, were in a lot of trouble. Donald trump is having a bumpy week. Theres a big investigation today from buzzfeed that shows trumps private club, maralago and the golf club he owns filed applications to import 78 Foreign Workers to come into the u. S. To work for him. Because its very unlike him to say one thing and do the other. [ laughter and applause ] bring in Foreign Workers. Its like hes playing a game of tick tack toe against himself. Or maybe this is a telemundo prank show. We sent a bunch of workers to the united states. Wait until they find out who their new boss is. Trump also claimed that he was joking when he said he hoped and on that thought, please welcome the troompaloompas, everybody. . Troompaloompa dumpetydo . . Ive got another puzzle for you . . Troompaloompa doompety dee . . If you are wise . . Youll listen to me. . . You should think you have them to do . . Someday the russians might hurt you . . It might take your tax returns . . Troompaloompa dumpety do . . You will live in happiness too . . Like the troompaloompa doompety do . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, troompaloompas. He imported them too. We have to take a break. When we come back, that loser matt damon was on jimmy fallon last night, attacking me. Well talk about that, and this week in unnecessary censorship too. So stick around, wroob. . . Well be right back. . . Well be right back. . . Well be right back. . . Everyone in the family. T a free Samsung Galaxy for thats right, a free Samsung Galaxy with every new line and get 4 lines with 6 gigs each for just 30 bucks a line. Plus everybody gets unlimited streaming from their favorite services. Because our most epic deal ever is only for limited time. Get to kohls. For our best Friends Family event thursday through sunday take an extra 20 off any way you pay plus, yes2you rewards members earn triple points. Plus, everyone gets kohls cash too. 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Anyway, he has matt damon has a new jason bourne moving coming out tomorrow. I have no plans to see it. I dont know anybody that wants trying to convince people to waste money on it. This is what happened last night on the tonight show. Ive seen you on talk shows. Youve been on jimmy kimmel, ive seen that. No, no, i havent. You called me, one invite, boom, here, made it on the show. Thats how you host a tv show. Thats gonna hurt his feelings. Jimmy oh, really . Well, then i have some very bad news for you, matt. Youre not getting on the show again tonight either. Thats right, youre not on the show again tonight. Sorry, dummy, we cant hear anything youre saying. You can sit there all night long for all i care. We have better guests anyway. Poor greg kinnear had to be Siamese Twins with is ththat gu a whole movie. Anyway, backth snoop dogg is in philadelphia right now. Hes hosting what they call a unity party. It is easy to be united when everyone is high, i will say that. But snoop is not your average popstar. He snop has his mind on his money and his money on his mind. But he also has a deep interest in learning. So tonight, we challenged him to see what product is being made. Factory. Well, it explains itself. What up, this is big snoop dogg, trying to get how this [ bleep ]s made. Let me see what they making right here. Oh, thats cereal. Thats cream of wheat. Wait a minute, maybe sheep hair. Ooh, what is that, boo boo . Flour. Cookie dough. Manure. Chocolate. That loo chocolate malt. Damn. What is it . Oh, beef jerky . Hotdogs . This is a hotdog . Oh, man, i aint never eating no hotdog. [ laughter and applause ] every time i see my kid with a hotdog, im knocking that [ bleep ] out of his hands. If thats how they make hotdogs, [ laughter and applause ] jimmy one more thing before we forge ahead to this thursday night, which means its time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week. Whether they need it or not, its this week in unnecessary censorship. I want to start off by [ bleep ] my beautiful wife ann. Tonight i ask you to do for Hillary Clinton, what you did for me. I ask you to [ bleep ] same way you [ bleep ] me. I wanted to [ bleep ] my [ bleep ]. I still see the donald trump who likes to [ bleep ] people in the [ bleep ] when he feels it. Pat lewis, are you [ bleep ] in your britches this morning . One, two, three, [ bleep ] you. Dont let anyone ever tell you that this [ bleep ] isnt great. I think its an all hands on im a norker and i know a [ bleep ] when i see one. The dirty [ bleep ] you know is better than the dirty [ bleep ] you dont know. Sometimes a jockey needs a horse. It isnt always pleasant to watch, but it gets results. Ooh, he likes it when you roll him over and ride on his [ bleep ]. Show of hands, who likes small [ bleep ] . I do actually. Shes a natural leader. Shes a good organizer and shes the best darn [ bleep ] i [ laughter and applause ] jimmy we have a good show for you tonight. Weve got Joe Bonamassa sitting in with the cletones, comedian dino archie is here, from the Ufc Dana White is here, and well be right back with greg kinnear. So stick around. [ cheers and applause ] . . Dicky portions of jimmy by chobani greek yogurt. Youve wished upon it all year, and now its finally here. The mercedesbenz summer event is back, with incredible offers on the mercedesbenz youve always longed for. But hurry, these shooting stars fly by fast. Lease the gle350 for 579 a month at your local mercedesbenz dealer. Mercedesbenz. . La charrue passe dans le ciel . . . Et je descends lentement . Im retired. Jimmy what did you do for a living before that . A business person. Do, it makes me assume you were a prostitute. When you can take your hands off the wheel to get out of a tight spot. When you can relax with your foot off the brake and stay put. 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