And the legendary roots crew. Questlove 728 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much, everybody. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] thats a hot crowd looking good looking good. Hot new york city crowd here tonight. Welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause ] this is it, baby. Lets get to some news here. I saw that a lifesize statue of President Trump was just installed on a park bench here in new york. Even pigeons were like, im going to take my business elsewhere. [ laughter and applause ] go over there. Speaking of statues, did you see this today . The president tweeted that removing confederate statues takes beauty out of our parks that can never be replaced. Then he said, now, if youll excuse me, i have to go cut down a bunch of trees and build a hotel and golf course. [ laughter and applause ] put up some beauty. Oh, listen to this. The date the dating site okcupid is banning White Supremacists. [ light laughter ] [ cheers ] so White Supremacists will have to look for love where they usually do, family reunions. [ laughter and applause ] steve heyo oh hey [ rim shot ] oh jimmy oh, my gosh. Did you see this . Mike pences older brother, greg, might run for a seat in congress. Heres a picture of greg right there. Yep. Well, greg pence is already testing out some Campaign Slogans in case he does run. Ill show you what i mean. For instance, theres greg pence the older white meat. [ laughter and applause ] then you have then theres greg pence ill drive the babysitter home in complete silence. [ laughter ] and finally, theres greg pence no, im not the dad from frasier. And you go, well that might be [ laughter and applause ] as long as we know its not. Steve all good slogans. All good slogans. Jimmy hey, this is pretty cool. 20yearold Nobel Peace Prize winner, malala yousafzai, has been accepted to oxford university. [ cheers and applause ] when she puts her nobel prize on the shelf, her roommate will quietly put away all of her youth soccer trophies. [ laughter and applause ] no big deal. This made me laugh. You know the band Belle Sebastian . Well they accidentally left its drummer behind at a walmart in his pajamas [ light laughter ] with no phone or wallet. [ light laughter ] so they called walmart to see if there was a guy wandering around in his pjs with no phone or wallet. And they said, you got to be way more specific. [ laughter and applause ] theres like 20 of those dudes here. And finally, this is everywhere. During last nights red soxs game, a fan got to throw out the first pitch and it was just a little wild. Take a look at this. Oh [ audience ohs ] jimmy the count is, two balls, one strike. There you go steve hey [ light laughter ] jimmy we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats my jam. Glen campbell right there. Steve aw. Jimmy Summer Nights . Is that Summer Nights . Questlove southern nights. Jimmy southern nights. Thats what it was. Questlove yep. Jimmy oh, man. That was good stuff. Southern nights [ mumbling lyrics ] i dont know, but its so good. Oh, gosh, i love that. Guys, we have a fantastic show tonight. He stars in the hit television series, mr. Robot. Rami malek is here. [ cheers and applause ] steve whoa jimmy we got rami malek steve love that dude jimmy hes good. Steve i love that show. Jimmy hes great. Plus, oh, i love her. She stars in two amazon series, transparent and i love dick. The lovely and talented [ laughter and applause ] steve what show . Jimmy whats that . Steve what what was the show . Jimmy transparent. Steve no, the other one. [ laughter ] i got that one. I didnt hear the other one. Jimmy she stars in two shows on steve yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy amazon. Steve transparent and jimmy yep, yep. And the other show. [ laughter ] the lovely, the talented kathryn hahn is here. [ cheers and applause ] thats a great show. Steve im sure it is. I love it. Jimmy it is a good show. Steve i love that show. Jimmy and we got great music from meek mill featuring thedream. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy meek mill this is the album right here called, wins and losses. Im psyched that those guys are here tonight. Guys, it is time for tonight show hashtags. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] Hashtags Hashtags jimmy now, we do this thing every wednesday where i will send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to respond to that topic. And since dozens of ceos quit President Trumps Business Advisory council this week, i sent out a hashtag called whyiquit. [ light laughter ] and i asked you guys to send us your funny, weird, or embarrassing stories about quitting your job. We got a huge response. Within 30 minutes, it was a a trending topic in the u. S. So thank you for getting involved. [ cheers and applause ] now, i thought id share some of my favorite whyiquit stories from you guys. This first ones from soupymcsoupface. [ light laughter ] he says, my boss refused to correct my name badge that said brain instead of brian. he said, youre brain now, so deal with it. [ laughter and applause ] okay, brain . Steve nope. Now im soupy mcsoupface. Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] steve ill show ill show him jimmy ill show him, yeah. [ laughter ] you call me brain, man . Steve you cant call me brain at all, man. Jimmy call me soupy mcsoupface. This one is from toshoonly. Steve toshoonly . Jimmy to like to steve like too shoon . Like jimmy to shoon. Steve its been too shoon. Jimmy too shoon, too shoon. [ laughter ] to shoonly. She says, my boss made me give him piggyback rides after we mopped the floors every night so there would be fewer footprints. [ laughter and applause ] steve what . Jimmy giddyup giddyup lets go, come on. Steve come on, brain jimmy what in the world come on, brain. Steve dont be slippin on that wet floor. [ laughter ] pecho mojado [ light laughter ] jimmy this ones from brennancarrow. She says, i babysat this kid who kept pointing at me and saying, youre next. after the fourth time, i gave my two weeks notice. [ laughter and applause ] steve youre next. Redrum, mrs. Torrance. [ light laughter ] jimmy this ones from kschmooze. [ laughter ] thats her real last name. Steve yeah, thats her last name. Jimmy yeah, schmooze. Steve kathryn schmooze. Jimmy kathryn schmooze. [ light laughter ] she says, my old job had a a phone in the restroom, our boss would call it if he thought youd been in there too long. Steve oh jimmy come on, man [ laughter ] steve thats not good. Jimmy come on, dude. Steve come on, man. Jimmy this one is from johnathanyoung. He said, my boss asked if i had a knife to open a box. I gave her one. I was later written up for having a knife at work. [ laughter and applause ] steve come on. Jimmy thats entrapment steve come on, thats catch22 hey, brain, you got a knife . Jimmy yeah, yeah, brain. [ laughter ] this ones from yzracer81. He says, i made a mistake at work and my boss called me up to chew me out. At the end of my conversation, he made me say, ive been a a bad boy. [ laughter and applause ] i dont i dont know. Steve that wasnt about work. Jimmy i dont know, man. Steve yeah. Jimmy this one is from captainharris1. He says, i worked at a a Convenience Store for one day. I quit when i saw the instructions for what to do when you get robbed. Not if when [ laughter and applause ] this place gets robbed . Steve a lot. Jimmy im getting out of here. Last ones from vermbassi. She says, instead of hitting the 1 key for the number of copies, i typed 1111 and couldnt make the printer stop. I left before they finished. [ laughter and applause ] im taking off. There you have it. Those are our tonight show hashtags. To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Well be right back with audience suggestion box, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] whats going on here . Um. Im babysitting. Thatll be 50 bucks. You said 30 dollars. Yeah, well it was 30 before my fees, like the dogsitting fee. And the rummage through your closet fee. Who is she, verizon . Are those my heels . Yeah yeah, were the same size. In shoes. With tmobile taxes and fees are already included, so you get four lines of unlimited for just 40 bucks each. And now get zero down on the hottest smart phone brands like samsung galaxy. More reasons why tmobile is americas best unlimited network. This piece is so you. I saw it and i was just like oh, i have to have it. State farm knows that every one those moments, theres one of these. This piece is so you. I saw it and i was just like i have to have it. From renters insurance. To rewards credit cards, state farm is here to help life go right. Theseare heading back home. Y oil thanks to dawn, rescue workers only trust dawn, because its tough on grease yet gentle. I am home, i am home, i am home [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody welcome back [ cheers and applause ] now, as you guys know, were always striving to get better here at the tonight show. Harder better faster stronger [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so before every show we put out a suggestion box for the audience, just to get some feedback, about what you guys think of the show. Things youd like to see us do, that kind of stuff. So tonight lets look inside the audience suggestion box. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] look into the box the suggestion box jimmy one of my favorite things we do on the show. Steve we love it. Jimmy i love getting suggestions from our great audience. Steve who is this one from . Jimmy this is from randy mcgillicutty. [ laughter ] steve randy mcgillicutty. Wow. You love that guy. Jimmy yeah. Brian. Steve brian mcgillicutty. Jimmy this is from randy gillis. Steve oh. Jimmy it says, hey jimmy, ive been wanting to take my kids to an inconvenient sequel, but im worried theyll be bored. Can you help me out . Actually, i think i can. The movie hasnt done great at the box office, so theyve changed it up a little bit more, to make it more appealing to kids. Check out the new trailer. It just came out. It is unprecedented. What were you thinking . Could you hear what the scientists were saying . [ unintelligible ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im speechless. Id take my kids to see that. Steve wow. I wanna go see that. Jimmy this ones from greg hummell. Hey jimmy, last week you showed a video of a coach getting knocked over by a a robotic tackling dummy. That dummy was the clear winner, but do you think you could give the coach a a rematch . Yeah, i know what youre talking about. The assistant coach for baylor football, his name is sean padden. He raced a tackling dummy, and it ended up winning. But then the dummy, with like this remote controlled dummy, snuck up behind him and well, youll see. Heres the video. Heres the clip. Jimmy well he wins hear its a clear win. [ shouting ] yeah, and then [ laughter ] after that, yeah. So, thats thats all over the internet. Well, lets give him another show. We actually set up a rematch downstairs between coach padden and the robotic tackling dummy. Theyre downstairs in the plaza right now. Coach padden, are you ready . Im ready, jimmy, lets do this. Jimmy all right. [ cheers and applause ] here we go go, go, go come on, coach. Run. Go, go, go come on [ cheers ] yes, yes [ applause ] he did it, he won. He didnt get run over by the dummy. How do you feel . [ audience oohs ] oh my goodness. Oh, thats terrible. [ light laughter ] steve anvil. Jimmy oh. Oh oh, my god. Where did that dog come from . Oh, my god. Oh, but coach, are you okay . Are you im okay, jimmy [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right, fantastic. Oh, no. That dummy got him again. [ applause ] that robot really has it out for him. Yeah. Steve an anvil. Jimmy yeah, i forgot the anvil was steve you always keep your spare anvil. [ light laughter ] jimmy out in tonight today show plaza. Yeah. This is from emily calhoun. Hey jimmy, i watch your show regularly, and ive noticed a a distinct laugh in your studio every night. Whats that about . Oh, emily, youre very observant. We actually do have a fan of the show who sits in the audience every single night. You might recognize him as the title role from the 1 1984 film, amadeus. [ light laughter ] heres a clip. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Well, as always, hes in the audience tonight somewhere. Can we see him . Where oh, there he is. Wolfgang amadeus mozart. There he is, right there. [ cheers and applause ] hows it going . Hows it going mozart . [ laughter ] thank you. Thank you. Thats very nice. Mozart, whats your favorite cereal . [ laughter ] how about your favorite nfl team . [ laughter ] are you excited for the football season this year . [ laughter ] is there anything else you want to say before you go . Nah, im good. Jimmy all right. Take care, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] mozart, comes on the show. Steve mozart. Right, i know. He came back from the dead. Jimmy this is from sarah trost. Jimmy, one of my favorite shows is the fresh prince of belair. do you have any favorite characters from the show . Well, im a will smith guy, all the way. What about you, quest . [ cheers ] questlove i think i like carlton. Hes hilarious. Jimmy yeah, carltons great. Do you have a favorite fresh prince character, james . I like geoffrey, he always made me laugh. [ laughter ] jimmy i thought you would have picked a famous fresh prince background character, james poyser. [ indiscernible ] [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] jimmy that is not what we did in rehearsal today. That was real, by the way. I loved that. So happy we pulled that off. This one [ laughter ] great acting there, james. This one is from tyler fineman. Hey jimmy. Im a huge fan of double dutch jump rope. You should have some double dutchers on your show. Thats a great idea. And it actually turns out that the National Double dutch leagues summer classic just happened here in new york city. So here to show us their winning routine, please welcome jersey citys own honey bees [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what oh my goodness yeah. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. The honey bees. [ cheers and applause ] thats all the time we have for audience suggestion box. Stick around, well be right back with rami malek everybody that was great [ cheers and applause ] during our made to move 2017 clearance event, you can do endless online research. Or, you can take advantage of our best offer ever on an xt5. Dont wait. 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Jimmy looking sharp, buddy. I love that shirt. Yeah, likewise. Jimmy yeah, welcome welcome to the show. Likewise. Jimmy thank you for being here and thank you again, for doing the Golden Globes open. My big opening number. You you were a great part of that. How much fun was that . Jimmy it was the greatest. I got you to sing, and you sang in character and everything. I couldnt believe what you did. He is were on this red carpet on a back lot of universal studios. And there are people jumping all over you, stunts, dancers. All i had to do was basically come on, walk in front of him, open the computer, and he just slams it after doing, like, 15 cart wheels with people and [ laughter ] and singing with every actor. Jimmy but it turned out fantastic. Wasnt it fun . Oh, yeah. Jimmy thank you for doing that. I just loved it. And then you sang right there, in in the little recording booth. It was great right . Jimmy yeah, it was perfect. I mean, it was totally we should watch it again. Sometime. Jimmy dude, i wish i could turn it on right now, exactly. Yeah. [ light laughter ] do people recognize you now after mr. Robot, everywhere . Yeah, yeah. Jimmy they do . I mean, i was on a subway the other day, someone stopped me well, they stopped my friend and they go, you know, he looks a lot like that guy, that actor from mr. Robot, rami malek. And she was about to start. I said, that guy . And shes like, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you look a lot like him. You dont get that . And i said, no, i dont. That guy. Hes just not me, hes not my type, hes arrogant, hes got an attitude problem. I think hes kind of a dick, ive met him once. [ laughter ] not a nice guy. Jimmy you met him once. Yeah, yeah. And she kept going on, shes like, no, no, no, i think hes really sweet. And im like, no, trust me, this guy has an attitude issue. And then i just its the first time you get a candid kind of response from someone, you dont have that experience. Jimmy well, its kind of fun. Yeah. Right . Jimmy but then she said she loves you. Yeah. She said she loved me and then once i found out more, i convinced her to just stay on the subway a little bit longer. [ laughter ] i go past her stop, and just keep complimenting me. [ laughter ] then i showed her my id by the end of it, because i go, you know what, it is me. Jimmy it is me, yeah. And she looks and she just stares and then she goes, what are you doing riding the subway . [ laughter ] jimmy oh, you can take the subway. [ talking over each other ] yeah, like, im going to take the subway