And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 723 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. Whoa looking good out there a hot crowd tonight [ cheers and applause ] new york city, baby welcome, everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Thank you for being here. You made it. [ cheers and applause ] a show of hands, how many of you are visiting new york city just to get further away from north korea . Is that [ laughter and applause ] yeah, tensions with north korea continue to rise. And you can tell trumps nervous because hes been wearing a make America Great again helmet. Steve really . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy yeah. Thats not good. Thats not a good sign. Actually, i read that the u. S. Has a plan to launch a a cyber attack on north korea. Its pretty serious. They say it could affect both of north koreas computers. [ laughter and applause ] all two of them . Oh, yeah. Its pretty scary, though. The news organizations are actually telling people what to do in case of a nuclear attack. They say people should immediately stay inside and keep watching netflix. [ laughter and applause ] dont do anything. Just dont dont change anything. Just stay inside. Dont never walk. Never leave. Well, today trump said that if north korea doesnt get its act together, theyre going to be in big trouble. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs ] it got worse when he said, now, look, im not mad. Im just disappointed. [ laughter and applause ] im sorry, dad get this, a spokesperson for north korea called President Trump a senile man who cant think rationally. [ light laughter ] but it turns out they just stole that from trumps twitter bio. [ laughter and applause ] steve really . Jimmy he put that in there himself. Steve thats what he wrote down in his bio . Jimmy i dont know. Listen to this though, i read that you can now go on airbnb and rent trumps childhood home where he lived until he was four. [ light laughter ] so at least theres one house where he lasted four years. [ laughter and applause ] [ audience ohs ] steve heyo ho wall. Jimmy i saw that the [ laughter ] i saw that the new head of the tsa was sworn in at 10 30 a. M today. Well, he got in line at 8 00, but didnt get to the podium until 10 00. [ laughter and applause ] hes like belts come off, shoes stay on, you idiot the shoes stay on i dont know. I dont ipad go right through, laptop i dont know, man. [ light laughter ] the rules keep changing in this thing. [ laughter ] some Business News [ laughter ] they do. I dont know the rules. Steve come on, just jimmy tell me whats up. Ill take everything off. I dont care, man. [ laughter ] go through all my stuff. Ive nothing to hide. [ light laughter ] dont take your laptop out. Close it. Dont open it. Whats wrong with you . Belts come off, shoes come off. There you go. I dont know the rules. [ laughter ] some Business News. After months of poor sales, the ceo of lego was just recently replaced. [ audience oohs ] well, it turns out that there are some new lego products that just didnt catch on with the kids. Ill show you a few examples. For instance, they tried to sell lego vacationing putin. Steve okay. Jimmy that didnt work no, they [ laughter and applause ] they didnt so then they tried lego o. J. Gets parole. Steve wow. Jimmy that didnt work either. [ laughter and applause ] then they tried lego nuclear crisis. Steve oh jimmy and then you go, thats just weird. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, the most unpopular was lego fired white house staffer. Im not surprised. [ laughter and applause ] that was the kids dont know what theyre doing. So this is cool. I saw that the music video for despacito is now the most watched Youtube Video ever with over three billion views. [ cheers and applause ] three billion views. That is very impressive. It is impressive. Jimmy who said that . Me, terry gross. Jimmy oh, hey [ cheers and applause ] terry, hi hi, terry hi, jimmy. Sing the song. Jimmy what . [ laughter ] you know what, sing the damn song. [ laughter ] jimmy you want me to sing despacito . Thats i dont want it. [ cheers and applause ] i dont want it. I dont want it. These guys want it, right here. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i dont really know i dont know it. I dont really know it that well. I dont think so, terry, please. My birthdays coming up. In six months. [ laughter ] you do not mess with me on this day. Jimmy im sorry, terry, but you cannot make me sing the song. No, but i can [ cheers and applause ] listen up, fallon, if you dont sing that song Jimmy Anthony anderson . Me and terry gross are going to make you look scary gross. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy okay, fine. [ cheers and applause ] [ singing in Foreign Language ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] there. There are you happy . [ cheers and applause ] yes. Yes. We good. Jimmy thank you. Thank you very much. And finally, everybody this made me laugh. During last nights st. Louis cardinals game, someone ran out of stands and across the field. And when security tried to remove him, he put up a pretty good fight. Check it out. Theres a critter on the field, there. Thats a cat it is. Its a cute one. Oh, hes got him. Watch out. You know ah there you go [ laughter ] jimmy the cats friends were like, dude, you only had two bud lights. I mean, what is he doing . [ laughter ] guys, we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have got a a fantastic show tonight you just saw our guests. We love this guy. Hes so funny, so talented. Nominated for an emmy. Steve oh jimmy for his hit show blackish. He also hosts to tell the truth. Anthony anderson is here steve come on jimmy tonight [ cheers and applause ] always brings it. Steve i love him. Jimmy i love that guy. Also joining us tonight, she is a legend. The host fresh air on npr, terry gross is stopping by steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy she wanted me to sing despacito. I love her. Oh, shes great. Plus we have great new music. Oh, we love her. I havent seen her in a while. Im so happy shes back. Kesha is here, you guys steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this is the album. Look at this album cover. This is a fantastic this might be my favorite album cover of the year. This is just fantastic. Look at it. So much going on. A spaceship. Steve spaceship. Jimmy and eyeballs. Theres all sorts of stuff. [ light laughter ] steve what is that in the middle . Jimmy and the song is beautiful. Praying. Have you heard it yet, higgins . Steve i love it. Jimmy she has a great voice. Oh, my goodness. Listen to this. This is the jam. I hope youre somewhere praying praying jimmy powerful. Steve ooh. Jimmy yeah. [ cheers and applause ] kesha is here anthony, terry, kesha and i are all going to play a game of password. Steve ooh. [ audience oohs ] guys, it is time for tonight show hashtags. [ cheers and applause ] Hashtags Hashtags jimmy guys, we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to respond to that topic. And since President Trump is on vacation right now, i sent out a hashtag called mycrayvacay. [ laughter ] i asked you guys to send us a a funny, weird, or embarrassing vacation story. We got a huge response. Within 30 minutes it was a a trending topic in the u. S. , so thank you for getting involved. [ cheers and applause ] and now i thought id share some of my favorite mycrayvacay stories from you guys. Here we go. This first one is from tuggythebug. [ light laughter ] steve tuggy the bug. Jimmy she says, once on a a family camping trip, we stopped for the night in the dark and set up camp. The next morning we discovered we were in somebodys front yard. [ laughter and applause ] a house . Steve can i help you . Jimmy thats why they have such good wifi there. Yeah. Steve oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] jimmy this ones from because13whynot. She said, my dad wore a a hawaiian shirt and still got super burnt through the shirt but only where the flowers were. [ laughter and applause ] he still had the pattern on him shirtless. He takes his shirt off. The real tommy bahama. Steve yeah. Blass. Jimmy this ones from teacherspecial. She says, when i was a kid my dad drove to us disney world and miami. He hated the drive so he sold the car and we flew back. [ laughter and applause ] steve yeah thats a dad jimmy do you want to steve that is a dad. Jimmy take a weekend on this . Steve yeah. Jimmy you dont want to sleep this one out . Steve im selling it. Jimmy sell the car. Were out of here. Steve were flying back. [ light laughter ] jimmy this ones from billwinsbig. He says, on our first airplane ride, mom pushed the call button and said into the ventilation fan, ill have the chicken. yeah [ laughter and applause ] steve i want some chicken jimmy this is from dreamergirl2017. She says, once my family went to canadas wonderland and i lost my dad. When we found him, he was another family. [ laughter and applause ] wonderland. Steve i wonder jimmy this is from lucyconley123. She says, during our Family Vacations, anytime dad shouts holiday, the rest of family has to shout celebrate no matter where we are. Holiday celebrate holiday celebrate jimmy thats what im saying. All part of the family right there. All right here we go. [ cheers and applause ] this last one is from tabbyter. She says, my son got all his clothes oh, they sent us a photo with this one. Its great. My son got all his clothes soaking wet at the beach, so i had to dress him in a walmart bag for the ride back to the condo. Look at this kid. [ laughter and applause ] thats fantastic there you have it. Those are tonight show hashtags. To check out more of our favorite go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Were playing password after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] this golden opportunity features leather, wood and glass. Raw elements made premium by lexus. Experience unparalleled luxury at the lexus golden opportunity sales event before it ends. Chose from the is turbo, es 350 or nx turbo for 299 a month for 36 months if you lease now. Experience amazing at your lexus dealer. [b[cup hits floor]r] [tray clatters on table] [improvised musical sounds] [improvised musical sounds] [bell rings] welcome to our school so Many Americans struggle with finances. Starting today, state farm is here to help. Giving us all the chance to simply sit down and learn. Visit letsstarttoday. Com or talk to an agent. Got a minute . New aveeno®. R you. Positively radiant® 60 second in shower facial. Works with steam to reveal. Glowing skin in just one minute. Aveeno® naturally beautiful results® [ cheers and applause ] jimmy very funny. Steve welcome back to the tonight show, everybody. Its time to play password [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yahoo. [ cheers and applause ] steve well, our first team tonight, shes a multiplatinum recording artist with a new album called rainbow, and he is the host of the tonight show. Its kesha and jimmy fallon. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that comes out tonight. At midnight. Jimmy midnight tonight, rainbow drops. Right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Steve boom, and their opponent [ cheers and applause ] their opponents, he is the host of to tell the truth on abc, and she is the host of fresh air, on npr. Say hello to anthony anderson, and terry gross. [ cheers and applause ] now, the rules of the game are very simple. Jimmy all right. Steve i will give each of you a password, and then you will give a one word clue, thats one word only to get you partner to guess that password. The team with the most points after four words wins. Any questions . Jimmy well, i was just wondering if there are great. Fantastic. Were going to start. First clue goes to kesha and terry. Jimmy okay. Okay, dont look. Okay. Steve the password is kesha, why dont you start us off. One word. I suck at this. Okay. Jimmy thats four words. Alright. [ light laughter ] alright, lets focus. Come on. We can do this. We can do this now, come on. Okay, okay. Jimmy connection. Okay, okay, okay. [ laughter ] chipotle. Jimmy burrito. [ cheers and applause ] steve oh, oh jimmy thats what you choose . Thats what you i play the trumpet every time i go. Jimmy she plays the trombone steve oh my gosh. Next clue goes to anthony and jimmy. Jimmy alright. Alright. Steve the password is anthony, you are up first. [ laughter ] okay. You feel it . You got it . You got it . All right. Foshizzle. Oh [ laughter ] and i cant say jayz. No. Foshizzle. Jimmy is that a hyphenated word . No. Just one word. [ laughter ] its one word. I should know what that cool. No. No. Jimmy thats kind of oh no. Jimmy youve got this. I dont know if do i do. Jimmy ready . Okay. Yeah [ laughter and applause ] [ laughter ] jimmy ready . Ready . Yeah. [ laughter ] he said i know what he said. Jimmy foshizzle, yeah. I know, and you said yeah. No. No, no jimmy no. I didnt say yeah. Jimmy he said, yeah yeah oh, wait. Jimmy yeah. Like like yeah, yeah, yeah. Is there a time limit . Ludacris . Jimmy no, no, no, no. Whatd you say . I said ludacris. Oh no. Jimmy no, no. Thats ludicrous. Okay. You remember my first clue, right . Yeah. Alright. Say it. Foshizzle. Manizzle. [ laughter ] got to make it one word. Uhhuh. Yes say it stop say it [ laughter ] i dont know. Jimmy oh. [ laughter ] steve okay. 3 points, jimmy. 3 points. Jimmy alright. Ready . I think so. Jimmy i got it, ready . Steve do you want to go through the clues that have been given . Jimmy no. No, no, no, no. Jimmy dog. Snoop . [ cheers and applause ] steve oh woo, all right. Jimmy they gave that one to me. That was a tough steve the score is 90. Jimmy snoop. Dog . You should have said, like weed. Had i just said dog, you would have said snoop . [ laughter ] Jimmy Anthony, not now. Not now. Not now. He beat me with dog, im like really . Steve alright, kesha and terry. The password is got it . Oh steve terry, you start us off. Okay. Okay mule. Donkey [ cheers and applause ] steve whoa, this is a barn burner 96 or 69. Jimmy . Jimmy pass. [ laughter ] steve the password is alright jimmy, why dont you start us off . Look at that score, man. [ laughter ] jimmy no. Thats not. Come on man. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy caliente hot . [ light laughter ] steve ow, hot mmm, hot [ laughter ] salsa. Jimmy what did you say . Salsa jimmy salsa, okay no. Oh ive got this i think. Jimmy you do right . I dont know. [ laughter ] im so nervous. [ light laughter ] jimmy it is caliente, hot. Species. [ cheers and applause ] steve oh he gets a point, right . He gets a point, right . Oh big deal. Jimmy oh i said that. I mean i definitely said it. Jimmy i didnt say it wasnt feces, i said he said species. Jimmy species, like that old scifi hit. [ laughter ] we get those points right . We get the points right . Look at the score look at the score [ cheers and applause ] jimmy look at the score. They won [ cheers and applause ] unbelievable. Our thanks to kesha, anthony anderson, terry gross [ cheers and applause ] keshas performing for us later in the show. Her album drops at midnight tonight, and were talking to anthony after the break. Stick around everybody. [ cheers and applause ] hey, is this our turn . Honey. Our turn . Yeah, we go left right here. woman vo Great Adventures are still out there. Well find them in our Subaru Outback. avo love. 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Uhhuh. I switched to tmobile, kept my phoneeverything on it oh, they even paid it off wow yeah. Its nice that every bad decision doesnt have to be permenant ditch verizon. Keep your phone. Well even pay it off when you switch to americas best unlimited network. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest tonight is Emmy Award Nominated for his fantastic work on the very popular Comedy Series blackish which returns for season four, tuesday, october 3rd at 9 00 p. M. On abc. He also hosts the hit game show to tell the truth, a new episode airs monday, august 21st at 10 00 p. M. , also on abc. Please welcome my pal, anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you for being with us tonight. Congrats on the emmy nom. Thank you. Jimmy want to talk about all that stuff. And thanks for playing the game with me. I really, that was such a a party, pal. I didnt know we could cheat at the game though, jimmy. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, exactly. I just screwed up. I dont know where my brain was going. Im sorry. I couldnt think of the little yellow bird from charlie brown. Jimmy woodstock. Yeah, not charlie, yeah woodstock. I was going to say woodstock and hopefully she would say snoopy. But, i couldnt get woodstock out. Jimmy oh yeah. I was thinking i was going to say tabasco, but then i thought she was going to be on that salsa ride. Yeah, i was going nosey, investigate, snoop. Jimmy that thought didnt get me anywhere. [ laughter ] so, i want to get to talking about the shows. But, first of all, i want to hear about the golf trip. I know youre a golfer. Ive golfed with you before. Youre a great golfer. I love playing with you. You went out on a foursome, golf, recently. Yes. I was on a Family Vacation in cabo. Phone rings. Look at it, oh chris paul calls me. Whats up . You see pete, whats up . He said, yo man, where are you at . Because of the international ring. I was like, im Family Vacation in mexico. He was like, oh, never mind. I was like, no, everything cool . He was like, yeah. Whats up, tell me. Hes, i was going to invite to you play golf with barack and me tomorrow. [ audience oohs ] i was like, i can be on a a plane in a minute [ light laughter ] jimmy everybody out of the pool, all right, cool. All right, bye. Then i was like, oh, man, i cant do it. Im on a Family Vacation man, thanks for the invite. And i hung up. And my wife and my ki