Featuring gucci mane. And the legendary roots crew. Questlove 710, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy enjoy yourselves. Relax. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, have fun. Welcome. Thank you for being here, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show. This is it. Big, big show tonight, its going to be fun. But first, heres what people are talking about, of course, big news out of washington on friday. White House Press Secretary sean spicer officially resigned. [ audience oohs ] right . Spicer said that all the greats always know when to leave on top. They they always [ cheers and applause ] i think its about time they go. Yeah. Thats right, spicer stepped down, which means now we have to pretend like he hasnt had his resume ready for five months. [ laughter and applause ] yeah, right. I just thought it was time. Now that spicer has resigned, theres been a lot of speculation about what he might do for his next job. Well, it turns out hes actually hes put together a a list of options. We got a hold of the list steve really . Jimmy yeah. Ill show you what i mean. For instance, he could be a bus driver whos constantly screaming, get behind the white line [ laughter and applause ] or he could become the author of the book, how to age 10 years in six months. [ laughter and applause ] not bad. He could be the only adult in a a tai kwan do class for children, oh thats come at me, bro [ laughter and applause ] and finally sean spicer could be a pull a mrs. Doubtfire and apply to press secretary all over again as mrs. Spicingham. There you go. [ laughter and applause ] of course, now that hes been replaced, a lot of people have been wondering how spicers handling the news. Spicer said, hes going to be okay, and that he will survive, which explains why he released this video earlier today. Take a look at this. No, no no no not i i will survive as as long as i know how to love i know ill stay alive ive got all my life to live and ive got all my love to give i will survive i will survive period. Jimmy there we go. [ cheers and applause ] period [ rim shot ] period [ cheers and applause ] steve spicer, out jimmy you guys hear this over the weekend, new communications director, Anthony Scaramucci deleted a a bunch of old tweets that were critical of trumps platform. Trump was shocked, he said, you can delete tweets . [ laughter and applause ] and he goes, oh, yeah but he talked about oh, forget it. Wasnt the point. But at his first press conference, scaramucci claimed that hes seen trump throw a a football through a tire with a perfect spiral. Swish foul shots in basketball and sink long putts in golf. And its a little hard to believe, but take a look at this commercial i just saw on tv. Hey there kids, if you want to be fantastic at sports like me, then come to the donald trump sports camp, okay . First, ill show you how to be an amazing tennis player, okay, just like me. Boom, nothing but net. [ laughter ] plus ill teach you the secrets of tennis fashion. Look at that, beautiful. [ laughter and applause ] okay . Then at the end of the day, ill show you how to play beach volleyball. Is that tom cruise in top gun . No, its me, even sexier. The donald trump sports camp, no refunds. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy yeah, thats it. Isnt that good . Nothing but net. Steve nothing but net, baby. Jimmy nothing but net. Some Business News here. I saw that webmd is being sold for 2. 8 billion. The owner said that he was just getting tired, but webmd says it could either be gout, polio or scurvy. [ laughter and applause ] could be scurvy. Steve scurvy. [ light laughter ] jimmy thats right, webmd is being sold, no word on who bought it. Lets just say, the republicans finally found a replacement for obamacare. Steve hey [ laughter and applause ] jimmy and i steve heyo jimmy guys, get this, i read that you can now buy a new wine flavored jelly. Yeah, which is a great idea until your kids teacher calls and says, i dont know what happened to billy, he ate a pb j and now he keeps singing dont stop believin and hugging everybody. [ laughter and applause ] he says he only smokes after he eats pb j. Hes not a normal smoker. [ laughter ] guys, i saw that today is National Cousins day. And if youre from west virginia, happy anniversary. Wait, wait, wait, what . Thats wrong steve hey jimmy hey wait, thats wrong. Steve no jimmy who wrote that . That is wrong. Steve that is wrong and rude. I will not sit for that. I will stand here. [ laughter ] jimmy no, yeah. [ laughter ] check this out, you guys, tinder just released an updated version of its app to make it easier for people to use. Its pretty cool. Take a look at some of the new features that theyre rolling out. For example, it has an alert to remind you that entrepreneur is a fancy word meaning unemployed. [ laughter and applause ] im an entrepreneur and next is a new swipe up feature that allows you to see what the person will look like the next morning. Then you go, oh [ laughter and applause ] next, it automatically swipes left on o. J. Well, you gotta be hes already on tinder [ applause ] who knows whats going on. And finally, it sends your matches to your mom just to let her decide. Because thats what its all about. We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we got a great, great, great show tonight. Steve oh jimmy great show tonight with a with a bunch of exclusives. Steve oohh jimmy yeah if you havent seen them before things or yeah, the things you will see and hear for the first time ever, here. Here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] first up, hes a great guy, we love having him on the show. Hes got a new tv show with his sons called the lowe files. Rob lowe is here. The one and only. [ cheers and applause ] steve come on jimmy stud. With his sons and they go around like kind of solving mysteries and debunking mysteries like a real like scooby doo . Yeah, but its a reality scooby doo thing, kind of. Abd apparently he says he saw big foot. Steve what . Jimmy you didnt hear that . You didnt read that . Steve i read it, but i dont know what to make of it. Jimmy yeah, he says that he saw big foot. Hes going to talk about that and maybe bring a clip of something. Steve oh jimmy youll see for yourself. I dont know. Steve yeah, you judge. Jimmy i dont know, hes the one that experienced it, i didnt do it. I bet you he did. Steve why would he lie . Well, who hes not michael, hes not going to race a a shark jimmy if i was big foot i would want to meet rob lowe. Hes awesome. Steve yeah, id like to meet rob jimmy were going to catch with him and then rob and his sons are going to compete in a a game a new game called, the best son challenge. Steve ew jimmy to see who the better steve whos the better son . Jimmy whos whos the best son. Yeah. Steve thats healthy. Jimmy yeah. Plus from the oh, mega hit show, this is us, chrissy metz is stopping by. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy shes great. Knocking it out of the park every episode. Shes great. Steve gosh, dang it. Jimmy then steve wait. Jimmy this is big time. This is some good music right here. This is so cool, we love when theyre here. We have music from fifth harmony featuring [ cheers and applause ] featuring gucci mane. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and and this song the song theyre performing, is their single is called, down. Yeah, thats right, you guessed it. Yeah, down. [ laughter ] have you seen the Album Artwork for down yet . Yeah, three of four people have, yeah. [ laughter ] thats not even the exclusive im talking about, but this steve yeah, thats not it. Its another thing. Jimmy its an extra little candy for you. Here it is right there down. [ cheers and applause ] steve whoa jimmy fifth harmony with gucci mane. Down is the name of the song, its really good. But were going to have a a special album announcement later in the show. Maybe the album title, any guesses . Yeah, exactly wrong, wrong, wrong maybe the album title, maybe the release date [ cheers ] any guesses . No . Wrong. [ laughter ] or we might have both. Steve what . Jimmy yeah, definitely its not coming out tomorrow and its not called whatever you thought it was called. Steve but, but you might find out jimmy we will announce it tonight what is what is the name of the album and the release date. Steve right. Jimmy but i can only do when theyre theyre steve right because thats not your story to tell, until theyre here. Huh. [ laughter ] jimmy whats your problem . No, they are here. They are here. They gave me permission, but steve but youre not going to tell it now. Jimmy if youre not going to wait for the right time steve right. Jimmy right before the performance steve right, thats what id do. Jimmy theyre going to perform down. Steve yeah. Jimmy you want to hear you want to hear a taste of down . Steve just bust me off a a little piece. [ cheers ] jimmy a taste. This is fifth harmony featuring gucci mane. This is a taste of down. Here you go jimmy thats it, thats all you get. Steve whoa [ laughter and applause ] jimmy just a taste. Steve just a little jimmy because i want you to stay tuned and watch the show, its a big announcement. Its a big show. We have possibly a big foot sighting. Steve with rob lowe. [ light laughter ] jimmy and possibly the name of, by the way, the name of the album is not big foot. Steve yeah, its so wrong. Everybody jimmy youre probably right fifth harmony its called big foot sighting. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy no, its not. But rob might bring out a steve some big foot related thing. We dont know. Theres not going to be a a giant jimmy he definitely is. He told me that hes going to show a clip from his show that may or may not steve be big foot . Jimmy i think its Michael Phelps racing. Steve racing big foot . [ laughter and applause ] a computerized big foot . Jimmy i dont know what it is. How am i supposed to know . I cant see the future, man. Steve yeah, youre not youre not nostradamus. Jimmy im not nostradamus. Jimmy guys, it is time for bad signs. This is a fun game were playing. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Michael Phelps versus big foot, man. Steve man, hes gonna swim. Jimmy you heard it here first, man. Steve big foots going to ride a dune buggy. Jimmy what did they do what did they do at the Michael Phelps thing, i i didnt see it, my cable was out. Steve what . Jimmy my cable was out, isnt that unbelievable . Steve thats crazy. Jimmy some something with verizon versus tivo or something. Theyre not theyre not connecting . What do they call that . Steve meshing . Jimmy no, reason some thing some deal. So now im out ive missed both games of thrones. Game of thrones. Steve so games of thrones . Jimmy i missed two games steve two games jimmy two games so far. [ laughter ] game, set, ma one more, i have match. Steve yeah, you have match, youre gone. Jimmy set of thrones is like the best. And match of thrones is the best, but i missed that. I missed the bachelorette. Im really upset. [ audience aws ] steve oh. Jimmy i need these things to its like steve its fuel jimmy yeah, its like oxygen for me. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] love is like oxygen. Jimmy i dont even get oxygen. I dont even get that network doesnt come in either. Steve really . You dont get oxygen . [ laughter ] jimmy cant get any none of the networks. Steve well logos jimmy but these are these are real pictures or funny signs that you guys saw in a store. Or weird signs that you saw while driving around, you pulled over, hopefully, safely, took a photo and then got back on the road safely. You took a photo, sent it into us again, these are all 100 real, just very funny bad signs. The first one was sent in by summer and eva labrie in Fleming Island florida. They were at a Farmers Market steve oh, lovely. Jimmy and spotted this. Organicish produce. [ laughter and applause ] youll never know the difference. Steve yeah, come on. Jimmy just eat it. Its an apple, all right, just eat it. Its expensive, theyre expensive apples. They dont even know what it is yeah, its organic, sure, whatever, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] this next sign was sent in by mike neumann in spring hill, tennessee. He noticed it while driving. It said, slow down, the cop hides behind this sign. [ laughter and applause ] steve uh, ya think . Jimmy this next one was sent in by bobby sahid in ontario canada. He was shopping in walmart and saw this deal on ruffles potato chips. Steve oh, fantastic. Jimmy i love ruffles. Check this out, man. 0 for 5 bucks. Steve wow jimmy heres 10. How much do i get . Nothing, get out gets thrown out of a walmart. Steve thats hard. Jimmy ill pay 10 to get thrown out of a walmart. This next one was sent in by phil smith in palm springs, california. He was shopping and saw this family care. Oh, lets see what they have for family care. Oh, liquor. There it is right there. Steve truth in advertising. Jimmy do my parents run that store . Steve yeah. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy this next sign was sent in by nate mcqueen in cage city, california. He spotted this sign in a a visitors center. Please do not lick the walls. [ laughter and applause ] ive said it once, ive said it 1,000 times. Steve dont lick the walls. Jimmy dont lick the walls. Steve dont lick it. Guys, this next one was sent in by jesse hoksra, in rochester, minnesota. He spotted a sign that pointed out where the nearest fire hydrant was located. Steve always good to know. Jimmy yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thats signs helpful. That sign that sign is helpful. [ laughter and applause ] steve where is it . Jimmy i would have never noticed steve where is it . Jimmy the fire hydrant there had it not been for that sign. This next one was sent in by steven lucas in springfield, illinois. He was shopping at a sams club and saw this right here. Smirnoff ice and this is in small print, it says, promotes healthy sleep. [ laughter and applause ] steve again gets the most sleep i dont think thats true. Steve yeah. Jimmy were down to our last bad sign, it was sent in by kim bingham from saratoga springs, utah. She knows some street signs, lets see what they said here. New hope drive, deadend. There you go. Thats a dark turn. Thats all the time we have for bad signs. 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Number one trusted. Number one awarded. Its got to be tide jimmy our first guest is an emmy and golden globe award nominated actor starring alongside his two sons in the new reality series called the lowe files, which premiers wednesday, august 2nd at 10 00 p. M. On a e. Please welcome rob lowe. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy rob lowe, i love you. Thats a nice new york city welcome for you right there. The kids still got it. Jimmy the kids still got it. They love you, buddy. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] nice to see you, pal. Good to see you. Good to be back. Jimmy looking great as always. Thanks for coming back. We have a lot to talk about. Yeah, a lot. Jimmy i want to talk about the lowe files. I mean the show is basically, if you took scooby doo, the xfiles, and Anthony Bourdain parts unknown and put them in a a blender. Jimmy yeah, see i love i love all three of those shows. Me too. Jimmy and i would totally drink that smoothie. [ light laughter ] and i love like ancient aliens and finding bigfoot. Those are like my guilty pleasures, right. And i was like, those shows have to be bs, right . They got to be. And so, i wanted to do my own version of it, and find out for myself. Jimmy but then, well lets talk about what youre also doing which i really want to go see. But a one man show. Yeah, i wrote two books, and instead of writing a third, ive written this live show that im touring around the country. Called stories i only tell my friends live, and it starts the end of september. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i remember, stories i only tell my friends. Yes. Jimmy thats great. Thank you. Jimmy and its good, really fun hollywood stories. Yeah, exactly. Jimmy juicy stuff. Juicy fun. What do you do in your one man show . I want to see this. Well, come. Jimmy i know, i will. Heres the dates, i have september 29th, in salt lake city, utah. Yep. Jimmy i cant make that one. Cant make that one . Jimmy no. What about albuquerque . Jimmy september 30th in [ screams ] albuquerque, new mexico. Youre gonna be there. Jimmy theyll be there. September 30th in albuquerque, i loved albuquerque, new mexico. They have peppers in a lot of things. I like peppers. Jimmy no, like if you go to mcdonalds you get like im good, i like peppers. Im good. Jimmy okay. Its gonna be good. Jimmy october 1st in denver, colorado. Maybe i could do that. Yeah, right . Little bronco game while youre at it . Jimmy i mean, its fun. October 1st is a great time to go to denver. Youve got to come. Youve really got to come. Jimmy im in new york. Im in new york city. I know, well im going to bring it to new york. Jimmy thats what im talking about. [ cheers and applause ] we cant stop the exclusives on the show. No. Jimmy we keep dropping a a lot of exclusives were dropping. A lot of good stuff here tonight. Jimmy really fresh, fresh, fresh stuff that people are all going home going, i feel like blogging right now. And youre going to meet my boys later. Jimmy yeah. [ cheers and applause ] its the first time theyve ever been on the tonight show. Jimmy matthew and johnny, right . Matthew and johnny, yeah. And for the parents out there, you know what its like, like your boys get to a certain age, and you got to do almost anything to get them to still hang out with you . [ light laughter ] i had to basically figure out this adventure show, like so we could spend time together. Jimmy was it their idea or was it your idea . My idea. Jimmy the lowe files. I love it. I go, dude i get it immediately. I go, oh, hardy boys. Its hardy boys, its remember in search of mysteries with Leonard Nimoy . Im leanord nimoy, today were jimmy thats how i remember in search of. Do you remember in search of . Jimmy yeah, Leonard Nimoy. Yeah, the best. Jimmy i totally remember that. You know, he came on, he showed me how to do the real spock. But its like this is that, isnt it . Jimmy no, theres like a i was doing it wrong. This is the whole trick . [ laughter ] you learn something new eve jimmy yeah tha saying. That was its name. It was on channel 9. Dance fever i think i did i played shaggy on snl when you were on. It was one of my favorite i totally really do r you were a plaintiff [ laughter ] jimmy so what happens is, yo something, whether it be aliens or g you know, i started out the slogan of the show is its not, but i do know it fun. A mauls you. I think thats more fun to live in that world. I think its more fun. I mean, come on. Well, big foot, we went to the Pacific Northwest of jimmy where . It also turns out, there is another band of big feet called the wood ape that is in the ozarks. [ cheers ] [ laughter ] but, heres my favorite, is did you know its politically incorrect to use the term sasquatch or bigfoot . Jimmy it is . Yeah, no, you must its like everythings pc today. Jimmy bigfoot. No, no. [ light laughter ] jimmy sorry, you cant say that. No. Alright, i dont even want to mention that. Wood ape. Jimmy wood ape . Werent you just paddle boarding with sharks or something . I was. Jimmy i mean, who are you, rob lowe . [ light laughter ] i mean, this is what rob lowe does . I am a man in a midlife crisis, jimmy. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy i was going to say, i had to grow a mustache to admit that. I had to grow a whole moustache to admit that. But no, but, youre crushing it there. So, explain the big foot thing to me. Im sorry, i apologize, the wood ape. Wood thank you. [ light laughter ] we found ourselves 200 miles in the ozark mountains, where no human being would ever be at 3 00 in the morning, surrounded by creatures that were making this noise which was kind of like [ ape noise ] [ laughter ] im just saying. Im just saying. Jimmy im just saying as well. Im just saying. Jimmy so that happened . That happened. And we were with men who were armed jimmy were drinking, they were drinking. No, no. Jimmy no, no, no, no. No. Jimmy no, none of that. No, cause there were weapons. Jimmy sure. [ light laughter ] yes, yeah, theres a lot of high grade artillery. Jimmy oh, really . And theyre like, were going hot. And i was like, whoa [ light laughter ] jimmy i once walked out in my backyard there were two cats i want to say [ laughter ] i shined my flashlight, i saw two sets of eyeballs, and it was making sounds like [ cat noises ] and i was so scared. I made my wife take out the garbage. [ laughter and applause ] there might be something going on out there, im not going to ever find out. [ cheers and applause ] id rather live with garbage in my house than go out and die with whatevers attacking each other out there. Well, you brought an exclusive clip tonight . I brought an exclusive clip of our encounter with the wood ape. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the wood ape. Yeah, you know, theres it speaks for itself. Ill let you be the judge. Jimmy peek at rob lowe and his sons possibly encountering a wood ape in [ laughter ] amazing. Wood ape jimmy the lowe files. Take a look at this. Two eyeballs, i saw two eyeballs. [ bleep ] oh, its [ bleep ] right there. Thats an ape. Its moving. Its coming toward us. No, thats an ape. Theyre moving. Theyre moving around us, dude. This is not good. [ bleep ] thats an ape. Oh, my god, its moving. This is [ bleep ] gnarly. Where the hell are they coming from . What is that light . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that was real . Thats all real. Were not acting. Jimmy i cant wait to check it out. Well talk to your boys. Rob lowe everybody, watch the lowe files, premiering august 2nd at 10 p. M. On a e. [ cheers and applause ] when we come back, rob and i are playing the best son challenge, with his sons. Stick around, everybody. Come on back. [ cheers and applause ] the rock hey siri, read my schedule. [siri tone] rock. Hey siri, take a selfie. [siri tone] want to see more of the rock and siri . Just grab your iphone and say, hey siri, what are you and the rock up to . [siri tone] digiorno . Rise to the occasion. Its not delivery. Its digiorno. Now try jim beam apple. Hclub so, together to make history. And a fresh lemon wedge, to make a crisp refreshing jim beam apple and soda. [music imagination by andrew simple] whistle woo [sfx zip] with imagination, yeah yeah yeah with imagination sc johnson how yothats why new downy sprotect and refresh. Conditions fibers to lock out odors. So clothing odors dont do the talking for you. Lock out odors with new downy protect and refresh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, were hanging out with the one and only rob lowe [ cheers and applause ] i love you, man. Amazing. Jimmy now, rob, now on your new show the lowe files you get to work closely with your sons. Well, theyre actually here tonight. Lets bring them out. Please welcome john owen and matthew lowe [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome. Theres dad. There you go. Ah, my boys. Jimmy theres the boys right there. Come on. The lowe family. Now here we go, guys. In the lowe files, you guys travel all over the country together and solve some of the worlds biggest unsolved mysteries. Okay, but theres still one mystery you havent solved. Which is which one of you knows your dad the best . So tonight i thought id challenge you guys to see who really is the best son. [ laughter ] lets do it. All right. Jimmy its time for the best son challenge. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy heres how the game works. Matthew and johnny. Here you go. Heres your theres yours. Matthew. For you. Johnny. Jimmy johnny, theres yours. Dont embarrass me, this is national television. Jimmy rob, this for you right here. Now heres how it gonna go. Im going to read you a a question about your dad, and i want you to write down what you think the answer is. Rob, youll write down the real answer. All right. Jimmy okay. Then youll reveal the answer to see which son is really the best son. Here we go. [ light laughter ] first question is, if rob could only watch one movie for the rest of his life, what would it be . Im not looking, i want to be surprised. Dont look, matthew, dont look. [ laughter ] was he was he peeking . Jimmy matthew was peeking, i think. So he should jimmy no, its all right. Well see. Well see whats happening. I wrote before you. Jimmy here we go. Good. Dont peek. Jimmy you ready, matthew . Have you written it . Yeah. Its good. Jimmy all right, here we go. Matthew, reveal what movie would it be . [ drumroll ] goodfellas. Interesting. Okay, john john owen . Goodfellas . Rob lowe . Woah [ cheers and applause ] karen. Karen. Oh, karen. [ talking over each other ] jimmy oh, i thats the best. The best, the best, the best. Best movie. Jimmy oh, yeah. We watched that when we were probably a little too young. Yeah. Jimmy oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Lets not get into details when you watched that but that thats great, i love that movie. Its the best movie ever. Jimmy its so good. All right, next question is, if a genie gave rob one wish, what would he wish for . [ light laughter ] johnnys laughing. Oh, jesus. Jimmy hes laughing. He alreadys writing something. Matthews stumped. Yeah. Jimmy hes not sure what it is. One wish . Jimmy if a genie gave rob one wish, what would he wish for . Thats so esoteric. Jimmy hey, man. This is its 2017. Okay. [ laughter ] jimmy genies give one wish now. All right, here we go. Everyones still writing. No drawing pictures either. Yeah, all ready . Matthew. Still writing. What did you write down . Live to be 100. Jimmy live to be 100 . Interesting. What do you say, johnny . More wishes. Jimmy ah, more wishes. Thats a good secret one. Im going with matthew lowe eternal life jimmy wow eternal life. [ cheers and applause ] eternal life. Hes trying to look smarter than all of us. Jimmy i know. And he picks the one you should pick. I put genie. Maybe the loophole wasnt the way to go. Yeah. Jimmy no, no. It was good. Jimmy what was the loophole . What were you about to no you were writing. I questioned it at first. I thought maybe this is immoral but i think that i think its a lot. Jimmy all right, so matthews in the lead. Its not cheating. Jimmy matthews in the lead for being best son, here we go. [ laughter ] the last question. This is to see who is the best son. This is worth 1,000 points. [ laughter ] 1,000 . This ones worth 1,000 points theres 1,000 points . Jimmy whoever wins this one wins. Well, do you want to try for it, too . Jimmy ill yeah, ill get get in get in on this. Jimmy ill guess on this one. Get on this. I mean, this is just riveting stuff. Jimmy here we go. You got to be [ light laughter ] if you win, were kicked out of our house so thats what that is. You got to get in, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy last question. What is robs hidden talent that not too many people know about . Ooh. [ audience oohs ] jimmy and you cant say we all know hes a great actor. Can he sing . I forget if he can thing. Maybe very athletic. I feel like maybe theres an artsy. You know what . Im just going to take a wild guess. [ light laughter ] all right, here we go. Matthew [ drumroll ] wait, impressions. I was going to say impressions. Thats a good one. Jimmy johnny . History buff. He knows his history. Jimmy rob lowe . Surfing. [ light laughter ] jimmy so was i. I was going to say impressionist, too, because he is a great impressionist. I thought maybe, paint. Do you paint . [ laughter and applause ] do you paint . I dont paint. Jimmy youre such a loser . Why dont you paint . What are good at . Jimmy guys, we have a tie. Youre both the best sons. Awe. I like that. 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Jimmy congrats on the show. Thank you. Jimmy im so psyched to meet you, im a big fan. What . Im a bigger fan of yours. Jimmy no, no, no, no. You dont understand. Basically, my sisters and i talk, like, fallon code. And its specifically for idiot boyfriends. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god. So, like im like, what do you want for dinner . She like, i know what you want jimmy oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] thats my jam and its usually [ indiscernible ] with you name on it. Jimmy okay, you remember that. I had a disco hit out in the my life is complete. Jimmy late 90s. Just so Everybody Knows that. [ laughter ] jimmy tell your sisters i said hi. Hi, sisters. Thats awesome. I love you. I hope youre not dead now. Jimmy no [ laughter ] i hope theyre not dead now. Well, welcome and thank you for i want to hear everything about it because this is us is a a runaway train. Its just everyone loved it, its great. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy youre so great in it. You make me laugh, you make me cry. I seriously shed a lot of tears. I heard this story that you only had, like, 82 cents. One, 81 cents. Jimmy sorry. Dont give me that extra penny, fallon. [ laughter ] jimmy you had 81 cents in your bank account . Yeah. 81 cents when i booked the show. And its funny because you have to have at least 20 to get gas. Right . Like, you have to have at least 20 in your bank for the gas pump to process the credit card. Mmhmm. [ laughter ] so, i was like, do i have enough gas to get to the audition . Jimmy for this is us . True story. Jimmy wow and luckily i did. And that was the day that we actually tested twice for the role. I know. And the girl against me was incredibly talented and beautiful and amazing. And i was like, oh, its her job. And she was like, its your job. And i was like, well, whoevers it is, god bless us both. [ laughter ] jimmy i have 81 cents. Yeah, and its the first test ive ever had for a show. So of course i was nervous. But luckily they felt something in me. And i ended up walking back to the parking structure at Nbc Universal with justin and the other girl. And were like, okay, bye. [ light laughter ] and i was like, bye. God. And so i sat in my car, the phone rang, and it was, like, a a weird number. I was like, ehh, bill collector. Not answering it. [ laughter ] true story. Jimmy i only have 81 cents. Yes jimmy stop calling me leave me alone jimmy like, yeah, i didnt pay for this phone call. Exactly. Exactly. Jimmy i hope im not roaming right now. Yeah. [ laughter ] oh, thats a good point. I probably was. Ive paid for it now but the phone call. I called my agent i was like, that was terrible, im not going to get the job. And hes like, oh, stop. And the call came again. I was like, okay, im answering the phone. And of course im in the parking structure and its like and im like, hello, hello. [ light laughter ] all i heard was e. And im like, its chrissy yeah, its chrissy. Hello . And theyre like, hey, chrissy. And im like, did you call . Its chrissy. And hes like, we know who we called. Im like, okay. [ light laughter ] just making sure. Hes like, hey, its dan fogelman. And im like, what . Im like, oh, dan fogelman. Right . The writer creator of this is us. The genius. And i was like, um hi. Could be really bad or really good. Jimmy yeah. And im like, okay. Hi. And hes like, um so we just want to let you know and the phone cuts out. Im like, know what . [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my goodness. Im like, um hello. And hes like, we just want to let you know youre our girl. And i was like, what . What, are you kidding me . [ cheers and applause ] yes, yes, i was super excited. Jimmy now, when we left off last season, besides weeping and crying, there was also some fun stuff. Your character was getting into singing . Yeah. Jimmy she wants to be a a singer . She does. Jimmy are you a singer . Do you sing . You know, i love a tune. I do like to sing. [ laughter ] jimmy i do love a tune. Yeah, i do love a little ditty. Jimmy yeah. Its obnoxious, like, id rather probably sing than talk. Jimmy really . Its obnoxious. Jimmy was it like singing around the house . Yeah, all the time everything. Even in school. Like, the teachers would be like, close your books. Im like, close your eyes give me your hand [ laughter ] like, everything. Im the walking jukebox. Jimmy little bangles, yeah. Its obnoxious. Jimmy then oh, my god. Yeah. Jimmy how great. Yeah. Jimmy no, i heard that you do an impression of Aaron Neville . Yeah. Jimmy and shakira, maybe . And a little Michael Mcdonald. And i was like, oh, my god, twinsies. Jimmy these are all my impressions. I want to be jimmy fallon is basically what it is. [ laughter ] thats all it is. Jimmy can we hear a little bit of do you want to do which order . How about well start with Michael Mcdonald. Jimmy lets do it. I keep forgettin were not in love anymore i keep forgetting things will never be the same again [ laughter ] jimmy okay, sounds great. Thats it. [ cheers and applause ] okay. Jimmy all right, you got that one, Michael Mcdonald. Oh, he checked me off, okay. Jimmy oh, yeah, i love that one. Okay. Jimmy thats a great one. You have to do it. That one would be good. If you approve, then okay. Jimmy all right. Because Michael Mcdonald is the best to do because you dont need to remember the words. You dont need to because youre like [ indiscernible singing ] yeah. [ indiscernible singing ] jimmy yeah, its great. Exactly. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] jimmy oh, man. So are we going to see more of you maybe singing this season maybe . Yes so kate and toby move in together. You see that in the finale. Jimmy yep. And she picks up the beautiful picture of mandy moore who plays rebecca, my mom. Jimmy yeah. And shes like, i want to sing. And so shes following a bit in her moms footsteps, so jimmy gosh, obviously mandy can sing as well. This going to be her face off. Like, she can sing her face off. [ laughter ] shes incredible. Yeah. Jimmy pal, you are incredible. Oh jimmy and we love you. And come back whenever you want, please. I would love to. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Thank you. Jimmy i just want to show a a little bit of chrissys work in season one, but no spoilers, of this is us. Take a look a this. Its just what i do now. I watch the steelers and i watch them with my dad. He sounds like a cool guy, id like to meet him sometime. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Okay. And i know its going to be a little creepy. This is your dad . Jack. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy chrissy metz, everybody season two of this is us returns september 26th at 9 00 p. M. On nbc. Were very excited for that. Well be back with a a performance from fifth harmony featuring gucci mane. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] im not the type to smushy garbages. You know what . Im going for it. You are completely and utterly. Awesome. Im glad you showed up. In my life i think im about to cry. You better not. Every single time i. Get down you always have. My back my back its really hard to describe. Its like. All these tiny little. Things . Yes. Yes. Things are actually. Friendship. [sfx click] [music imagination by andrew simple] hey whistle . Woo [sfx coin rattling] [sfx ice cream bells] with imagination, yeah yeah yeah with imagination sc johnson our bodies grow babies. We run marathons. Companies. Solve problems. How . We eat. We eat almonds, strawberries, quinoa and yeah. We eat chocolate. We eat in sweatpants. In skirts. We eat alone. And together. Women eat. We dont doubt it. We own it. Special k. [laughs] you have a side that is retired playing tag and gettin tired. You have a side that saves for their tuition. 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[ cheers and applause ] performing down, featuring gucci mane, give it up for fifth harmony [ cheers and applause ] i need somebody with some patience cause you know i got a temperament yeah you got a reputation nothing that a little love cant fix there aint no kinda situation where i wouldnt cross the line for you fbi interrogation i would get up there and lie for you when push come to shove you show me love when push come to shove long as youre holding me down down down im gon keep loving you down down down long as youre holding me down down down im gon keep loving you down down down im gon keep loving you m you the type that i could bake for cause baby you know how to take that cake and im the only one you wait for cause baby you know that im worth that bake when push come to shove you show me love you show me love when push come to shove long as youre holding me down down down im gon keep loving you down down down long as youre holding me down down down im gon keep loving you down down down im gon keep loving you m its like bonnie and clyde just walked in a gangsta and his bride just walked in we on the same team and we balling got me showing off my ring like im jordan and ima hold you down like you hold me and ill never tell a soul what you told me when i was sitting in the cell is when you showed me it takes a real one to put her with the old me thats why you in the coupe with the low seat thats why we at the game on the floor seats the diamonds you can see em from the nosebleeds you make a man feel like you won a trophy long as youre holding me down down down im gon keep loving you down down down long as youre holding me down down down im gon keep loving you down down down long as youre holding me down down down im gon keep loving you down down down long as youre holding me down down down im gon keep loving you down down down im gon keep loving you m [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what im talking about. Hey oh, my goodness. Oh i love i love thank you so much. Fifth harmony [ cheers and applause ] thats what im talking about. Standing o. They love you. Gucci mane, fifth harmony, their new album is out august 25th. Well be right back. That was so good. Oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] whats going on here . Um. Im babysitting. Thatll be 50 bucks. You said 30. Yeah, well it was 30 before my fees, like the pizzaordering fee and the dogsitting fee. And the rummage through your closet fee. Who is she, verizon . Are those my heels . Yeah yeah, were the same size. In shoes. With tmobile taxes and fees are already included, so you get four lines of unlimited for just 40 bucks each. The price we say is the price you pay. Strummed guitar you cant experience the Canadian Rockies through a screen. You have to be here, with us. Strummed guitar travel through this natural wonder and get a glimpse of amazing. With a glass of wine in one hand, and a camera in the other, aboard rocky mountaineer. Canadas Rocky Mountains await. Call your travel agent or rocky mountaineer for special offers now. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to rob lowe, chrissy metz, fifth harmony, once again [ cheers and applause ] gucci mane and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye everybody. [ cheers and applause ]