And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 707 santa rosa steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] hot crowd tonight. Hot crowd tonight. [ cheers ] welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, baby. This is it, man. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. Oh, its fun. Gonna be a great one tonight, you guys. Well, here, first, heres what people are talking about, all right. I saw that a Magazine Article just came out that said donald trump jr. Is miserable. [ laughter ] and he wants his dads presidency to be over. [ laughter ] it was in the section, stars, theyre just like us. [ laughter and applause ] People Magazine did a big feature on don jr. And it says that he likes to spend his weekends at a rustic cabin in upstate new york. [ light laughter ] he said the only thing he doesnt like about the cabin is when hillary shows up in a a hockey mask and chases him around the lake. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it turns out in college, don jr. Would reportedly get into drunken fights where he would say, do you have any idea who i am . [ light laughter ] then his father would say, uh, eric . [ laughter and applause ] don jr. You named me after you. Meanwhile, a new book just came out claiming that last summer, President Trump yelled at former Campaign ManagerPaul Manafort and said, you treat me like a baby. [ audience oohs ] but trump said it wasnt a a complaint, it was an order. You, treat me like a baby. [ laughter and applause ] just hold just hold me. Cradle me. Kiss my belly. [ laughter ] steve what . Jimmy kiss my belly. [ laughter ] thats weird. This is pretty big. It came out that trump held a a second secret meeting with Vladimir Putin. [ audience oohs ] trumps former Campaign ManagerCorey Lewandowski went on fox and friends this morning to discuss it. But it seems like all he talked about was melania. Just take a look. Watch this. Our best representative, who is stunningly beautiful and incredibly intelligent, sat next to Vladimir Putin at the request of the german chancellor. Our president , he got up and he walked over and saw his beautiful wife, the first lady of the united states, who by the way, speaks five languages, is incredibly beautiful and is incredibly intelligent and is a a great representative of our country. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy and if shes listening right now, i want her to know that your husband doesnt deserve you, and im very available. [ laughter and applause ] shes funny, charming. She makes me laugh. She makes me feel like a kid again. Of course, right now, another big story is the Republican Health care plan. On monday, they couldnt get enough votes to pass it. Then yesterday their plan b to just repeal obamacare fell apart. So, now theyre considering plan c, letting obamacare fail. And it turns out republicans have prepared even more backup plans after that. For example, plan d is repeal obamacare, then mail everyone a a packet of emergencec. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh, well thats good. Jimmy that works. Steve yeah. Jimmy plan e is threaten to tweet out game of thrones spoilers if the bill doesnt pass. [ laughter and applause ] ill do it. I will do it. And finally, plan f is eliminate obamacare and then pray that oprah just gives Everyone Health care. [ cheers and applause ] come on, oprah come on just do it. Listen to this. Theres a small Tropical Storm in the atlantic thats officially called Tropical Storm don. [ light laughter ] which is odd, because our president actually just started his own Weather Channel to track the storm. Donald, what is happening in your neck of the woods . Thanks, jimmy. [ cheers ] as usual, the name on everyones lips is don. Okay . Everywhere i go, i overhear people talking about how don is scary or unpredictable and destructive. And that was before the storm even got its name. But thats fine. Anyway, lets take a look, lets take a look at this beautiful storm, okay . Its been forming over the atlantic for about 72 hours, which basically is how long i like to shake hands, okay . Look. [ laughter ] i know i know this thing seems bad, but its probably going to break apart and disappear just like the Republican Healthcare bill, okay . [ laughter and applause ] but just to be safe and make sure don doesnt get anywhere near florida, officials are renaming the entire state melania. [ laughter and applause ] oh well, back to you, jimmy. Jimmy thank you very much. Thank you, mr. President. Thats fantastic. Isnt that great . Mike ogorman right there. Thats a great impression. That was unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] meanwhile, i saw that tomorrow is supposed to feel like the mid 90s. [ audience oohs ] you know, when everyones huddled around the tv waiting for the o. J. Verdict. [ laughter and applause ] were doing this again . Thats right, tomorrow, o. J. Simpson will have his big parole hearing. And a former correctional officer at o. J. s prison called it, a cruise ship with barbed wire. [ light laughter ] when they heard that, carnival was like, great, now we need a a new slogan. [ laughter and applause ] i mean, thats our thing. Cruise ship barbed wire. Check this out, crystal pepsi is coming back to stores this august. Thats right. We have an o. J. Hearing and crystal pepsi. At this point im expecting to see a furby doing the macarena. [ laughter and applause ] did you see this last night . I saw Chris Christie caught a a foul ball at the mets game. [ light laughter ] i guess he did it by sitting all by himself in a section that he closed off to everyone but him. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i got it, i got it. This made me laugh. In the u. K. , a man on a scooter tried to scam some insurance money by getting hit by a car. And i think his acting could use a little work. Check this out. [ Engine Running ] jimmy oh, here he is. Whats that sound . Steve oh, heyoh [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy and the Academy Award doesnt go to [ laughter ] get this, you guys. An 86yearold woman was arrested this week for shoplifting at a walmart while still wearing an ankle monitor from a prior arrest. [ laughter ] instead of taking her to jail, police crowned her queen of walmart. [ applause ] when asked how she got in to begin with, the store said, if we had to kick out every walmart shopper with an ankle monitor, itd never end. [ laughter and applause ] hey, i saw that despacito just hit the record for the most streamed song ever. [ scattered cheers ] it also set the record for the most popular song that people sing one word to and mumble the rest. [ laughter and applause ] this is crazy. You see this . A guy was driving in russia and he comes across a motorcycle with a very interesting passenger in the side car. Did you see this . Steve yeah. Jimmy take a look at this. [ speaking russian ] jimmy its real, look at that. [ speaking russian ] jimmy the crazy thing is, that video was actually taken by another bear. Steve really . [ applause ] jimmy theyre trained and finally, i saw that two new harry potter books are coming out to mark the 20th anniversary of the first book. [ cheers ] two new ones. Two new books are a twopart series called, youll buy anything that says harry potter. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show for you tonight. Give it up for the roots, right there. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what a show. What a show we have tonight. It is unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] hey steve wow. Jimmy thats right, ill be performing some bsides from my one man show tonight on the show. Steve oh, my gosh. Jimmy exclusively. If i were a singer no, this guy this guy can do it all. Hes part of the amazing cast of Christopher Nolans world war ii film, dunkirk. Its out this friday. Hes just fantastic. Harry styles is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah harry jimmy and also, his solo album is out as well. [ cheers and applause ] and its a great album. Its fantastic. Have you given it a listen . Steve im going to now. Jimmy its so good. I would say, meet me in no, oh, carolina might be my favorite. [ cheers ] but two ghosts is his new single. But he came out with sign of the times. And that was its just dont you get the cover . You get it . Its like a necklace steve right. Jimmy from somebody. Maybe its his cross to bear. Steve ooh. [ audience oohs ] jimmy this is how fantastic the record is. All sorts of easter eggs. Here he is. [ light laughter ] steve whats he doing . Jimmy here he is playing in the bath tub. [ cheers and applause ] steve oh, hes just a a little shaver. Jimmy so many fun surprises. Plus, shes super funny. She stars in the new movie landline. Jenny slate is stopping by. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and we love her. She always makes me laugh. Then we have music from one of the most legendary bands in rock history. Im talking tommy. Im talking quadrophenia. Live at leeds. Whos next . If you care about rock n roll, if you want to know what live music is, if you want to go see a concert that youll never forget, youve gotta see them. Theyre on tour right now. Theyre doing a summer residency in las vegas. The who is here, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] where are they playing in vegas . If you want to get your tickets to vegas, go see them at the coliseum at Caesars Palace. Theyre there for a residency in august. And itsjust its a crusher, crusher concert. If youve never seen them steve theyre fantastic. Jimmy rehearsal today, they are going to i dont know if tvs are ready for what theyre about to do. [ light laughter ] they are so loud and so rock n roll, that your Television Set i apologize in advance. We cant take responsibility for that. Steve we have to get a a waiver. Jimmy tonight, were going to break every Television Set in america. Steve what . Jimmy thats what its all about. [ cheers and applause ] and theyre also going to do an extra song for the web. [ cheers and applause ] so check out our Youtube Channel after their performance, you get to see it on youtube. And theyll probably break computer screens as well. Steve i hope. Jimmy yeah. And heres how you know you made it. Look at this right here. Roger daltrey has his own champagne. Steve oohh la la. Jimmy champanya, as i like to call it. And if you get this champagne, proceeds go to teen cancer america. Its the charity that he started with pete townsend. [ cheers and applause ] i love them. Theyre great dudes. Theyre rock n roll royalty. I love them so much. Guys, we live in a branddriven society. Name recognition is everything. The problem is what makes a a good name for one thing might make a bad name for something else. Or a great name for something else. Steve wow jimmy with that in mind, its time for a segment we call good name, bad name, great name. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] good name bad name great name yes steve nice segue. Jimmy first up we have [ light laughter ] steve that just rolls off the tongue. Jimmy smooth. Steve it sounded like it came from your soul. Jimmy thank you, i appreciate that. I appreciate that. Like, let me show you whats up. First, we have ub40. Thats a good name for a band. Steve yeah. Jimmy its a bad name for a a birthday party. [ laughter ] great name for trumps approval rating. [ applause ] yeah, ub40. Next up we have friskies. Well, thats a good name for a a cat food. Its bad name for an hr department. [ laughter ] steve that is bad. Jimmy its great name for a a tsa agent. [ laughter and applause ] here you go, just let me on the plane. Just let me on the plane, please. After that, we have yankees, there you go. [ cheers and applause ] that is a good name for a a baseball team. That is a bad name for a a massage parlor. Steve what . [ laughter ] yankees jimmy that is a its a a great name for trumps handshakes. [ laughter and applause ] there you go. Steve get in here. Jimmy up next we have white walker. Well, thats a good name for an evil character on game of thrones. Its a bad name for a sneaker company. [ laughter ] its a great name for mike pence on a treadmill. [ laughter and applause ] white walker. Steve hes a white walker. Jimmy up next we have eight is enough. That is a good name for a a sitcom. Its a bad name for a finger surgeon. [ laughter ] a great name for the number of people at don jr. s meeting with in russia. [ laughter and applause ] well, there you go. Eight is bring a couple. I dont remember any of this. Steve whos on speakerphone . Jimmy i dont remember anything. Next we have fallout. Thats a good name for a video game. Bad name for a mens hair growth product. [ laughter ] great name for what happens when male athletes forget to wear a jock strap. [ laughter and applause ] steve heyoh the ball is on the field [ laughter ] jimmy all right. [ laughter ] finally, we have all in the family. Well, that is a good name for a a tv show. Its a bad name for a dating app. [ laughter ] its a great name for a trump board meeting. There you go, everybody. That is good name, bad name, great name. Well be right back with harry styles, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] the ford summer sales event is in full swing. They are not listening to me. Watch this. Who wants ice creeaaaaaam . 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This weekend you can see his big screen debut in Christopher Nolans world war ii drama dunkirk which opens everywhere in theaters and imax on friday. Please welcome, harry styles. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there he is, harry styles is here [ cheers and applause ] welcome back to the show. Its always great to see you. Thanks for having me. Jimmy congrats on everything thank you for that. Jimmy oh, yeah. We love you. [ cheers and applause ] they love you, we love you. I was very happy i got to spend a week with you. Yeah, that was fun. Jimmy do you remember me . Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy we hosted saturday night live together. You were the musical guest and i was the host and it was i thought it was so fun hanging out with you because were Like Neighbors when we were doing it. Yeah. Jimmy right . Were like it was nice. Jimmy our dressing rooms were right next to each other. I totally enjoyed it. You were great in sketches as well. You did sketches, which you didnt have to do. [ cheers ] you helped me with the party at my parents house. That was my first war movie. Jimmy yeah, it was party at my parents house. Dunkirk is the second one. Yeah first one is that was a good one. Oh oh oh oh party at my parents house jimmy yeah, it was good. [ cheers and applause ] im available to open for you on tour as well. I appreciate it. Ill be next door. Jimmy yeah, i guess, yeah. Next door in september. Jimmy you will . Yeah. Jimmy at radio city. Yeah. Jimmy youre doing radio city music hall . [ cheers ] im very excited for that. Jimmy are you excited about doing the big tour again . I am. Yeah, i love performing, its my favorite part of working in music. Jimmy thats just going to be so exciting. Youre doing Madison Square garden. Youre just doing the whole world. Youre going to be on tour for like i like the world. Jimmy yeah, i know. The world likes you. I just thought it was so i remember we were doing reversal for saturday night live. And no one kind of knew what kind of song you were going to put out. Everyones like, oh, its going to be a pop song, its a dance song. And then you curveballed everybody. Oh, man. [ laughter ] i loved it so much. Sign of the times is just so good. Thank you so much. Jimmy you really did it up. I loved it. [ cheers and applause ] and the video was fantastic. Thank you. I mean i flew in it. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you flew around who directed that video, do i know him or her . It was a it was a it was a collaboration of a few different people. Jimmy it was . Yeah. Jimmy and do you always think that thats the video its going to be the video, of you flying . If im honest, no. [ light laughter ] i would have been happy doing like, some sort of green screen thing. When they told me i was going to do it, the first kind of emails about it, the idea, when they sent it to me they were like, you know, youll only have to hang like 20 feet tops. [ light laughter ] and then as it kind of got closer, they were like, it might be 50 feet. And the day before, they were like, you may have to go 100 feet. Im like, okay. And then, you know, it ended up what it was. Jimmy i had no idea it was going to happen. I just want to show just a a clip. Heres a real clip of sign of the times video. Watch this. Just stop your crying its a sign of the times we got to get away from here we got to get away from here [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i just didnt see you taking off and flying. It was so well done, i loved it, but now you have the new single, two ghosts. Yep. [ cheers ] jimmy how do you top that video with two ghosts . Is it about the paranormal . Is it about yeah, yeah. Jimmy normally when people get haunted its by one ghost right. [ light laughter ] this is a thing. Thats whats so scary about this. Im really concerned about the fact theres a ghost. Jimmy yeah, exactly. And then jimmy whos over here . Theres another one. Jimmy you gotta be you gotta be you say to yourself, you have to say to yourself, youve gotta be kidding me. Now theyre almost like cancelling each other out. Jimmy yeah. Are they having conversations . Are they talking to each other . Yeah. Theyre kind of busy with each other so im not really bo