And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 695 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh thats a crowd right there. Welcome, everybody, welcome. That is a hot crowd [ cheers and applause ] good looking crowd welcome, everybody, welcome to the tonight show. My name is jimmy fallon. Hi [ cheers ] thanks for being here. Heres what people are talking about, you guys. A new report just came out that says President Trump made 598 million in income last year. [ audience ohs ] i mean, it sounds like a lot but after taxes it was still 598 million. [ laughter and applause ] in the meantime, trump is running a fundraising contest where the winner gets to have dinner with him. [ light laughter ] james comey was like, trust me, that is not a good prize. Dont do it. [ laughter and applause ] yeah, this this russia investigation keeps getting crazier. And trumps aides say that he actually yells at the tv whenever it comes up. [ light laughter ] and they even said that he yells even louder when he watches blues clues. [ laughter and applause ] thats a pawprint steve, turn around, you idiot steve stupid steve. [ laughter ] i call i call him stupid steve. Fake blues. [ laughter ] fake blues clues, fake clues. I saw it this weekend, trump took his first trip to camp david. He spent the whole weekend Walking Around, exploring the property and looking for the wifi password. [ laughter and applause ] i got to tweet i got to tweet i want to say congrats to beyonce and jayz who welcomed twins. [ cheers and applause ] twins, yeah. The doctor said its a boy and a girl, and the twins said its jayz and beyonce oh, my gosh [ laughter and applause ] it was their first words, yeah. [ light laughter ] actually, people figured out they had a boy and a girl when they saw light blue and bright pink balloons being delivered. Incidentally, light blue and bright pink are also the names theyre considering for the babies. So, thats very yeah. [ laughter and applause ] light blue. Lets get to some sports, yesterday, golfer Brooks Koepka won his first u. S. Open, but there was a little confusion while he was celebrating. Listen to the announcers here, watch this. Leading the field and greens in regulation. His girlfriend, becky edwards, all american Soccer Player at florida state. Joe, thats actually his new girlfriend. Thats jena sims. [ audience oohs ] steve oh oh, snap jimmy oh, so check that, as yes, he broke up with jena on the ninth hole. He has the newest girlfriend. That is stacy. He is making out with stacy now. Steve oh [ laughter and applause ] jimmy big Business News here you guys. Amazon is buying whole foods for over 13 billion. Its a good deal, but theyre going to be mad when they just find out they could have bought trader joes for 6 billion. I mean, you know, thats [ laughter and applause ] there have been a lot of reports lately that that apple is making its own selfdriving cars. You heard this . Steve yeah. Jimmy yeah, well, i think the apple car actually made an appearance in the new cars 3 movie. See if you can spot it. Ready to race today . Im sorry. There are no mcdonalds. [ light laughter ] within five miles of your current location. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy yeah, theres no mcdonalds. [ applause ] have you heard this fact, i dont know who how they figured this out, but i read that the new season of game of thrones supposedly broke a a record for the most people set on fire, by a tv show. [ light laughter ] yeah, even even crazier, the show that held the record before them, was frazier. [ laughter ] there it is. [ laughter and applause ] steve come on come on come on, man jimmy im gonna do it every night, man. Steve frazier jimmy finally, this is very weird. The president of costa rica was speaking to reporters last week, and there was a wasp flying around his head. Watch what happened, watch what he did. [ speaking Foreign Language ] [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause ] jimmy i mean, how cool it was so cool on camera. As soon as the camera went off, its like, oh, my god oh, my god i just ate a wasp guys, we have a great show. Give it up for the roots right there. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy great guys good to see you. Guys, its its in there, man. Its real. [ cheers ] steve summer stache is here. Jimmy summer stache has happened. Steve yeah. Jimmy yeah. Hashtag stache tag. [ light laughter ] guys, it is monday. Were very happy to be back. We have a big week of shows ahead. Tomorrow night, the very funny amy poehler will be here. [ cheers and applause ] love amy poehler. Steve come on. Jimmy i know, i miss her. Plus, zendaya will be here, and [ cheers and applause ] and a performance from imagine dragons. [ cheers and applause ] i love imagine dragons. Now, there there are four guys in that band right . Steve mmhmm. Jimmy and they all have beards. Steve mmhmm. Jimmy big bushy what i want what i want to propose is that they shave the beard down to a mustache. [ light laughter ] steve in honor jimmy and solidarity, yeah. [ light laughter ] steve the summer stache, stache tag. Jimmy yeah, they can do that, right . Steve yeah. Jimmy we should call imagine dragons, see if theyll just shave the beards off, just for one special performance. Steve yeah, what would stop them . Theres no law. Jimmy its free. Steve yeah, its free. Were in america. Jimmy freedom. Steve freedom, man. Jimmy freedom rock. Turn it up, man. Yeah. [ light laughter ] steve turn it up. Jimmy guys, we have a great show tonight. We love it when this guy comes to visit. He and amy poehler star in the big new summer comedy called the house in theaters next friday. Will ferrell is here today steve yes [ cheers and applause ] come on. Hes a delight. Jimmy yeah, he is the best. Plus, from the new Netflix Series, glow alison brie is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] pretty good buzz, good buzz on that show. And we have great music from shawn mendes is here [ cheers and applause ] hes awesome. Hes a talented, talented guy. Guys, it is time for screen grabs. Here we go. Make me want screen grabs [ cheers and applause ] jimmy now, these are these are some weird funny things that you guys have found on the internet, or other places, and then sent in to us. So, the first screen grab was sent in by Theresa Johnson in abbotsford, british columbia. She was taking some sort of online survey, and saw this question. When did you last eat shoes for breakfast . [ light laughter ] even more disturbing she answered, in the past week. That was her answer. [ laughter ] this next one was sent in by natasha hains in memphis, tennessee. She was browsing through some resale posts and saw this couch for sale. It says, couch 30. Couch is very messed up. Nothing else wrong. Just need to get rid of it asap. [ laughter and applause ] steve nothing jimmy i gotta get this thing out of here, man. Steve nothings wrong with it. Jimmy nothing is wrong with it. Steve except for all the shedding. [ light laughter ] jimmy it sheds, yeah. Its a big deal. The couch steve its pleather. Jimmy the couch sheds, big deal. The next one was sent in by Michael Hoffman in chattanooga. He was texting with his dad and i think there may have been an autocorrect issue. Watch this. I hate michael. Can you talk . And then it said, sorry, thats supposed to say hey, michael, can you talk . Yeah, i hate [ laughter and applause ] i hate michael. Steve can you talk . Jimmy can you talk . Steve wait, this is michael. Jimmy happy fathers day, dad. [ light laughter ] next one was sent in by tracy schott, in berthoud, colorado. She was going through her dvr listings and saw a description for our show, the tonight show. Lets see what it says. A calculating sociopath kidnaps a couples young daughter just for the pleasure that power and manipulation bring him, and learn what a a parent will do to save his child. [ laughter and applause ] i remember that episode. Steve yeah. That was a tough time. Jimmy that was a dark one. Steve thats why you grew the stache. Jimmy that was a dark time, man. [ laughter ] yeah, that was a weird episode. The next was sent in by molly larson in madison, wisconsin. She was watching cnn when she noticed this headline. President s Spokesman Says he cant speak for the president. [ laughter and applause ] well, i cant i cant speak. Hes the spokesman. Steve what . Dont ask me. Jimmy not me, man. [ light laughter ] the next one was sent in by Kevin Morales in utica, new york. He was playing a game on his phone when he got this notification. Would you like to be automatically notified when your balls have been recharged . Steve hey, oh [ laughter and applause ] call cialis. Jimmy yeah, i would. I would. I would like to be notified. Steve please, just let me know. Jimmy please let me know, when thats happening. Steve if you dont know, nobody does. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, i dont know, yeah. Someone else is gonna tell me, i dont know. This next one was sent in by kris wilson in olathe, kansas. He was watching an old baseball game between royals and the yankees, and spotted a shot of two of the players names. Look at this. Coke. Cain. [ laughter and applause ] those two have a lot of energy. Steve they have a lot of energy, those guys. The balls got recharged. Jimmy that game was over in in ten minutes. [ laughter ] the fastest baseball game ever played. This next one was sent in by matthew mannix, in virginia beach. He was looking for a wifi network and this is the first one that came up. I will eat your relatives. [ laughter and applause ] i will eat your relatives. Steve how did that happen youve got to set that wifi up for me. [ light laughter ] jimmy were down to our last one here, its from Jackie Mcnatt and matt real from louisville, kentucky. They were shopping for old albums in a record store and they spotted one album, and they said the bassist looks like me. His name is eddie gomez. [ light laughter ] i dont see it really, but lets take a look. This [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers ] steve is that a more . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there you go, thats all the time we have for screen grabs. If you have a funny screen grab, email it to us at screengrabs tonightshow. Com. We might put it on the show. Stick around, well be right back with will ferrell, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] all across america more people are choosing nissan. Its americas best sales event at nissan the fastestgrowing auto brand in the u. S. A. Take on every day get 0 for up to 72 months on 13 models. This isay selfie mazing. Selfie you must be hashtag devastated. Thanks captain obvious. Selfies arent always rewarding. But hotels. Com is. Save up to 50 during the hotels. Com 4th of july sale. Showing up in your and now im sure its more than a stroke of luck yeah, i love you, do you love me, too . Yeah, i love you, do you love me, too . Clap your hands if it feels good clap your hands, ohh what do you have there . P3 its meat, cheese and nuts. I keep my protein interesting. Oh yea, me too. I have cheese and uh these herbs. P3 snacks. The more interesting way to get your protein. Present. Youre always itthinking about it. S always what if my cancer comes back . Ive been working on this therapy for 5 years now and were getting ready to go to the clinic. My son definitely keeps me fighting. I want to be there for him when he needs me. Thats what motivates me. I want to see patients have gray hair. I see myself growing old with my pink hair. That to me, is enough to keep going. Chrit can happen to anyone. S a help is within reach. All you need to do is ask. Vanessa i was a fullblown heroin addict, selling my soul to get high. But i got help, and you can too. James i just know i didnt want to feel that pain anymore. I got help. You can too. Aj most people think addicts are beyond help. When i see an addict, i see hope. Chris christie dont suffer. Dont wait. Call 844 reach nj or visit reachnj. Gov. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are joined right now by one of our all Time Favorite guests. He and amy poehler are starring in their first movie together. It is called the house and it is in theaters next friday. Please welcome the hilarious will ferrell [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness its summer. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy can i touch it . [ light laughter ] if you dare. [ light laughter ] yeah. Jimmy i mean this is how long have you been growing this guy . Ive been growing this for like, a week, at least. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, at least, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy at least a week. It almost looks like it almost looks like what . [ light laughter ] dont say it looks fake. Jimmy no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It almost looks like looks like a full head of hair. It is kind of sam elliott meets wilford brimley. [ light laughter ] jimmy its almost like spinal tapy too it looks like a head. I mean its long enough to be like a hair piece. It is full of wisdom. [ light laughter ] jimmy what . Its a wise mustache. Jimmy its full of wisdom. It really is. I look like a guy you dont want to sit next to on an airplane. Right . [ laughter ] jimmy i like that guy. Im gonna lean right in to you. Were going to talk the whole flight. Jimmy were gonna talk the whole way. Were gonna talk the whole flight. Jimmy even if i see you put your head phones down. Im gonna talk to you about something yeah. How long have you been growing your stache . Jimmy im sorry. Im very busy. Hey. Jimmy whats that . You want to touch my mustache . Jimmy no thank you. [ light laughter ] can i get some help here . No i dont want to touch your moustache. I want to get some help. Hey, can you force this guy to talk to me. He wont talk to me. Jimmy i wanted help first. Well im going to get help. Jimmy no, im getting help. [ light laughter ] look. Jimmy what . I was jealous. Summer stache stachetag. Hashtag. Stache tag. Hashtag. [ talking over each other ] [ light laughter ] jimmy it always come in threes. Its hashtag in threes. If the second one comes, you know the third ones coming. [ light laughter ] jimmy okay. I dont want to disappoint the audience. This is not a real mustache. [ laughter ] jimmy oh my goodness. [ audience ohs ] are you kidding me . This is the magic of television. Yeah. It is not a real mustache. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats looking good right there. You look good. Thats a stud right there. Now, but i want to continue the summer stache by giving it to a lucky audience member. [ cheers ] jimmy be careful be careful be careful be careful be very careful [ applause ] whoa [ cheers ] push it on there push it on. Looks great. Jimmy wow. That looks great. That does not look fake at all. Thats fantastic. That does not look fake at all. That looks real. Young lady, youre going to get some action tonight. [ cheers ] and i hope youre flying. I hope youre flying tonight as well. Jimmy sit next to somebody. Yeah. Jimmy will, thank you for being here. Always a pleasure. Jimmy i love it. I want to talk about the movie, the house. You and amy poehler. Yeah, so fun. Jimmy thats what im talking about. I would watch anything. I would watch you guys just eat. [ light laughter ] well we do eat. We do eat in the movie. Jimmy yeah, so spoiler alert. Yeah, yeah, so. Jimmy spoiler alert. Thats the end of the movie, you guys eat. Just eat chicken wings. Jimmy do you two hand your chicken wings . Uh yeah, yes, probably do. [ light laughter ] gosh, i dont know. I havent thought about it. Jimmy i think about it single hander. Youre more of a single. Yeah. I probably do two. Jimmy you know yeah, yeah, i do the two. I do two. [ light laughter ] it doesnt matter. Jimmy how you was fathers day . Hows the kids . Fathers day was good. It was my first fathers day where they actually acknowledged that it was fathers day. Be careful jimmy normally nothing. Normally nothing. Normally my wife is like, oh, happy fathers day. Heres a cup of coffee. Jimmy stares you down . Yeah. Its a holiday invented by the card industry, okay. Jimmy yeah. Thats my wife. Saying it to me. Jimmy she gives a speech . Yeah, she gives a speech. Jimmy on fathers day, yeah. But my 7yearold, axel, is like dad, we have presents for you. Jimmy thats so nice wow great. So i had to sit down and i opened up presents. I got some very bizarre plastic orange barbecue mitts. [ light laughter ] i got a head lamp for camping. [ light laughter ] jimmy do you go camping . This was all picked out by the kids. No, we never go camping. [ light laughter ] jimmy who knows, you might go to a cave or something. No, weve been once. Its not like its our annual thing. Jimmy itd be cool though. I like the lamp yeah in case the lights go out or Something Like that. Jimmy sure. Do you go to sleep with it every night . If i do some work underneath the car. Jimmy oh wait, thats so you. Yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy youre always working underneath the car and eating some wings. Fixing the car. Jimmy oh yeah, thats fantastic. Thats a nice gift. But, the big one was they went to, and got me reading glasses with special frames. Not just the drugstore variety. So i have brand new reading glasses. Im a more mature guy, im 37. [ light laughter ] i need reading glasses. Jimmy yeah, you do you. Yeah. Jimmy to read, yeah. But i would love to unveil my new reading glasses here. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy are you sure . Are you sure . Im totally sure. [ cheers ] jimmy wow [ cheers ] wow heres the only problem. When i read . Jimmy yeah. This is what happens. [ light laughter ] jimmy they fall. Why do you [ inaudible ] . I dont know. Jimmy thats what happens every time. Every time i read, because the prescription is wrong. [ light laughter ] they didnt bother. Jimmy the kids picked it out. The kids picked it out, yeah. Jimmy lets talk about the house. This is you, amy poehler. A big summer comedy. Big comedy. We have a daughter who is about to go off to college. Our finances kind of fall through. So we, like, every suburban couple, we decide to run an illegal casino in our neighborhood to pay for college. Jimmy its fantastic. I love it. You have an illegal casino in your house. It goes pretty well until we get sucked into the dark side. Jimmy its super funny. And a great cast of people. Are you a gambler in real life . Not so much. I mean ill play poker occasionally. Do you play poker at all . Jimmy yeah, no man, yeah. Do you have a good poker face . I have, i unfortunately when i sit down at a table, ill go with adam mckay, my buddy adam, hes a very good player. Occasionally well go to vegas. When i sit down, everyone at the table looks because its the dumb famous guy. Jimmy yeah. With a lot of money and theyre just like, licking their chops. [ light laughter ] jimmy they just want to take it. Take your money. They want to take me. So, its hard. Occasionally ill get a good hand. And im trying to play it cool but if i get a good hand, a lot of times, its hard to not go yes [ light laughter ] and then nervously look around to see if anyone noticed. Jimmy yeah, thats awful. Say yes and fist pump. Yes. Jimmy yes oh my god,