And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove Miley Cyrus Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. Hi what a show we have tonight. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Miley cyrus is here, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] hashtag. Hashtag, wait, hashtag, first first of all, i didnt say your name, i said that miley is here. Hashtag the panda, everybody. All right. All right stop please hashtag, thank you very much, but please leave, tonight is all about miley. Its a big show tonight. Shes doing two songs. We have special performances. [ cheers and applause ] we even taped something last night outside on the streets of new york. [ cheers and applause ] i was there jimmy miley cyrus wait a second. Its all me. [ cheers and applause ] it is all me. Jimmy miley cyrus it is all me, all night, jimmy. Jimmy thats what im talking about. I love you. Yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i knew that. I should have come to rehearsal. Miley cyrus, everybody. Ill see you in a few minutes. [ cheers and applause ] [ light laughter ] all right, there you go, fantastic, all right, very good. Lets lets start the show. That was no, no. [ cheers and applause ] it would be it would be rude to make our guest do the dance one more time. No, no, guys, im playing [ cheers and applause ] lets get to some news here. We love you. I saw that today is president trumps 71st birthday. Thats right. When his staff saw him coming, they turned out the lights and hid until he went away. And they go, whew, so close. [ laughter and applause ] we almost had to we almost had to say happy birthday. Thats right. Trump turned 71 today. He got a lot of birthday cards from different people. And we actually got our hands on a few of them. Lets take a look at these. For example, heres one from vladimir putin. [ light laughter ] his card says, it sounds like you had a great party. Inside it says, based on our recordings from the oval office. [ laughter and applause ] you were listening . Steve they have listening device apparently. Jimmy next one is from sean spicer. It says, today im toasting to you. And inside it says, because youre the reason i drink every day. [ laughter and applause ] and he goes thats nice. Heres one from al gore. It says, warmest wishes. [ light laughter ] open it up, it says, due to climate change. And you got to look at the levels of the water this next one is from Jeff Sessions. It says, today i have only one thing to say to you. Open up, it says, i cant recall. I just i just cant recall. Steve Jeff Sessions. Jimmy and finally heres one from george w. Bush. It says, heres to you. And inside it says, for making me look like president of the century. [ cheers and applause ] there you go. Not bad, its a good card. And during his testimony yesterday, attorney general Jeff Sessions said that he hasnt been asked to do anything illegal by trump since taking office. Then he said, and frankly, im starting to feel a little left out. [ laughter and applause ] i mean, listen, what did i do wrong . Hey, some news for parents, Sesame Workshop is teaming up with ibm to create a vocabulary learning app. Yeah, it says its for kids ages 5 to president. Steve oh, wow. [ applause ] jimmy and this is interesting here, researchers now believe that jupiter is the oldest planet in the solar system. Yeah. They learned that when jupiter emailed them from an aol account. [ laughter and applause ] and thats a dead giveaway. Thats a dead giveaway, if you have an aol account. Steve the mails online, period. Jimmy yeah, you got [ laughter ] well, get this, i read that defibrillators might soon be delivered by drones so that you can get help fast if youre having a heart attack. [ light laughter ] so if youre having chest pains, im sure youll feel way calmer when you see a giant drone driving towards you. [ laughter and applause ] that should that should just totally relax you. This clip right here, i dont know if you saw this, higgins, its going viral where an older gentleman was spotted driving around with the windows down. Hes got pretty surprising taste in music. Take a listen to this. [ laughter ] jimmy that guys uber passenger was like, oh, ill just get out here. [ laughter and applause ] ill just pay for it, no, im good, im good. You can charge it to my phone . Im good, okay, okay, cool. I saw that firefighters in connecticut gave a bride and groom a ride to their wedding reception after their bus engine caught on fire. The groom said he hasnt felt that scared since he had to tell his fiance they were taking a bus to their wedding. And he goes what . [ laughter and applause ] got a better and better deal if the limousine we got the bus for the whole month. [ light laughter ] now listen to this, a new study finds that people who play video games last longer in the bedroom. Of course they do because all theyre thinking about the entire time is video games. Steve really . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy does it say, gamers are better in the bedroom, which sounds good until you get busted reading some cheat codes, up, down, up, down, left, right, left, right [ laughter ] steve grab my wii joystick. Jimmy and finally thanks. [ laughter ] and finally, this really made me laugh, a guy in kansas who robbed a bank so that he can go to jail and can get away from his wife was just sentenced to six months of house arrest. [ laughter and applause ] marking the first guy under house arrest who is about to be someones bitch. [ laughter and applause ] there you go, everybody, we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have got a giant show tonight. The one and only miley cyrus is here tonight steve yay, miley [ cheers and applause ] oh, a delight. Jimmy she is a delight. Shes the best. She recreated the whole opening. Our whole tonight show opening, the black and white in case if you missed it, rewind it on on your dvr and watch it again. So yeah, so she she taped it all last night. She was here till super late. And just everyone shes just so much fun. Steve shes the best. Jimmy i dont want her to leave. I want her to hang out and like just host the show with us forever. I love her. [ cheers and applause ] but tonight, shes the best. Tonight, shes taking over our show. Im not talking not one song but two songs. [ cheers ] shes doing malibu. [ cheers ] shes doing inspire. [ cheers ] im talking, were playing games. [ cheers ] im talking, talk were going to talk. [ cheers ] talking were going to talk steve were going to talk the talk jimmy you know me, i never talk talk. Steve no, you walk the walk. Jimmy this is talk show. I walk the walk, man. Steve and then talk walks. Jimmy exactly. Well talk about walks. And then were about to show a a special video that we made together. Once again, miley cyrus is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] its pretty cool having her here. Shes one of the biggest musicians in the world. And usually shes shes used to playing packed stadiums and stuff like that, but we thought it would be fun to try something a little different and go straight to the people. So last night, she and i went downstairs, we put on disguises and pretended to be buskers in the 50th street subway station. [ light laughter ] it was so fun. It was the first time miley had ever been in the subway in new york city. Steve oh jimmy heres what happened. Jimmy hey, guys, im here at the 50th street Subway Center right below rockefeller center. And miley cyrus and i are about to go onto the subway platform and start busking in disguise. No one knows that this is going to happen. No one knows that, its miley cyrus. Lets do this. All right, bart, lets party. [ cheers and applause ] yeehaw yeah Jolene JoleneJolene Jolene im begging of you please dont take my man Jolene JoleneJolene Jolene please dont take him just because you can you sound good there bart your beauty is beyond compare with flaming locks of auburn hair with ivory skin and eyes of Emerald Green yeehaw Jolene JoleneJolene Jolene please dont take him just because you can [ cheers and applause ] my happiness it depends on you and whatever you decide to do jolene [ cheers and applause ] Jolene JoleneJolene Jolene please dont take him just because you can [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very, very much, everybody. Thank you. Jimmy thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] this is miley cyrus [ inaudible ] my first time at the subway station. This is exciting [ bleep ] for me. Hop on a plane at l. A. X. With a dream in my cardigan welcome to the land of fame excess am i gonna fit in i jumped in the cab here i am for the first time look to my right and i see the Hollywood Sign this is all so crazy everybody seems so famous my tummys turning and im feeling kinda homesick too much pressure and im nervous thats when the taxi man turns on the radio and the jayz song was on and the jayz song was on and the jayz song was on so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the butterflies fly away im nodding my head like nod your head yeah moving my hips like yeah got my hands up theyre playing my song they know im gonna be okay yeah its a party in the subway hands up theyre playing my song the butterflies fly away nodding my head like yeah moving my hips like yeah my hands up theyre playing my song you know im gonna be okay oh, yeah. Yeah its a party in the usa yeah its a party in the usa [ cheers and applause ] jimmy miley cyrus, ladies and gentlemen. New york city. Thats how we do it. [ cheers and applause ] they love you, bart. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how great is that . How great was that . We were down there we were in the subway for like seriously, thats like a a whole that was what, seven minutes . Thats all it was. And it was a thousand people. It was like amazing i love i took my wig off, no real reaction. [ laughter and applause ] no, they were like, yeah, thats fine. Steve i thought that was blake shelton. Jimmy stick around. Well be right back with tonights star of the show, miley cyrus, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] Liberty Mutual stood with me when this guy got a flat tire in the middle of the night, so he got home safe. Yeah, my dad says our insurance doesnt have that. What . you can leave worry behind when liberty stands with you™. Liberty mutual insurance. 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This fall she will be back on the voice, along with blake shelton, adam levine and new judge jennifer hudson. Thats right. [ cheers and applause ] shes also performing both of her new singles to close this show tonight. Please welcome the one and only miley cyrus, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they love you. We love you. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you for taking over. Feels weird being out here and not being a panda. Im always a panda in here, though. Jimmy in here youre a a panda. Yeah. Jimmy is it tiring when you do the thing whenever we make you quest was really loving it. Jimmy yeah, he really he milked it tonight, yeah. But you know you know i love it, too. I dont get to be hashtag every day. Jimmy no. Even though i think that i should. I think should be here every single day. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i would love it. On jimmy fallon as hashtag. Jimmy i would love it. I got to say, i mean, because, you know, we do the bits and all this stuff, but honestly behind the scenes and backstage, you are so great to every Single Person here. And we all love you. We really everybody. I love being here jimmy top to bottom, we love hanging out with you. [ cheers and applause ] that subway bit. So last night, i mean, youve never been in the subway in new york city. That was my first subway experience. And i will always remember it. I dont think its like anyone elses first time. Jimmy no. [ laughter ] i dont get a lot of first times anymore. Ive been kind of every crazy mascot. Ive done a lot of crazy things. Jimmy yeah. As everyone knows. And that wasnt the craziest thing ive ever done. Jimmy no, but it by even a little bit. Jimmy but youll remember it. [ light laughter ] but it was definitely memorable. Jimmy youll remember. Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy i remember i came in [ laughter ] most appropriately crazy. Jimmy but weve that whole thing really went down in realtime. That was probably we were down i mean we had a crew set up down there, with, like, hidden cameras, like yeah. Jimmy that look like iphones and stuff like that. So they said but we were down there for ten minutes, max . It was crazy. It was like and i didnt know how recognizable we really would be. I mean, you were getting called as Billy Ray Cyrus right on. [ laughter ] i think they knew jimmy no, no, no. I think you. Jimmy no, i knocked on your door. You were in disguise. They knew it was me. And they thought it was me and my dad. [ laughter ] i thought it was me and my dad. Jimmy no. And then you took it off and i was like, holy [ bleep ] my dad is jimmy fallon. Jimmy no, no thats not true im not your dad yeah. Jimmy im not your dad. Now look. Not what my mom says. Jimmy now, look. Now, look, i [ laughter ] but i did but i did knock on your dressing room door. I knocked and i go and i was in my costume as bart. Jimmy as bart. As bart. Jimmy yeah, and you were charlene. Jimmy charlene. And i went in and knocked and i go, hey. And you go, oh, gosh, i really thought you were my dad. [ laughter ] and i had just left nashville. And i thought somehow he had, like, followed me and gotten in my luggage. [ laughter ] i told him he couldnt come on this trip and there he was. Jimmy in your luggage. Yeah. He never escaped. Jimmy but we came in and i just honestly, people just love you. I never saw that type of reaction happen that fast to anyone. It was like seriously i was trying to say 20, 30 seconds into jolene because your voice is so good. And you saw that girl just walking there, like, huh . [ laughter ] i love you so much. And you know, i havent playing party in the usa for a while since, like my bangerz tour, i havent really gotten to do that and so [ cheers and applause ] it was super cool. And i had just done the gay pride parade the day before. [ cheers and applause ] so party in the usa has been getting a lot of love. And its always good, you know, for me to remember how much people really love those classic songs and inspires me to do them more. So, im excited that it makes me relove my songs because i love how much people love them. Jimmy and it wasnt even just sometimes people just know the chorus. Theyre like they knew it all. Jimmy gentlemen, sing us a a song. And theyll do that. And you go every single word. I couldnt even get them more hyped up. Im like, they dont need a a hype man. [ light laughter ] everyone knew every word to your song. It was honestly perfect. I was, like, super excited for the experience and again to, like, refall in love with songs that ive been singing for years and years. Its fun to sometimes you know have fun singing them because you sing them so many times. And so when you see how much they mean to other people even if its something as silly as, you know, we cant stop or party in the usa or whatever it is. Jimmy yeah. It makes people happy and thats what i like to do. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy good. And i got to say congrats on malibu. And i love malibu. [ cheers and applause ] its a great, great song. Thank you. Jimmy i love it, its just perfect. You just really you just knocked that one out of the park. Thank you so much. And tonight youre also doing inspired. Yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and were going to talk about this. Were going to talk about this. But youve been making some headlines. And i want to ask you about this. Uhoh. Jimmy yeah, i know. [ laughter ] ive been really good lately. Jimmy yeah, you have. Ive been really good. You dont see what i do in the dressing room. Jimmy i dont its just like jimmy no. Thats not true. You know the whole thing. Jimmy no, miley, thats not at all what you do. I know, i know, i know. Jimmy because i heard and i dont know if this is true, but i think its true [ laughter ] because i didnt smell anything. You stopped smoking weed . I did. And you know what . I was just saying that you without knowing it were kind of a reason for this. Because ive always been very stoned on your shows. I dont know if you noticed. [ laughter ] so. Yeah. Its weird to be here jimmy that makes two of us. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, there you go. [ laughter and applause ] remember the last time i was here i think i was dressed as like a bunny rabbit. Jimmy yeah, you were. Then like a cat. Theres a reason for that. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. I was high. Jimmy okay. And i dont know if this is much better, but i stopped smoking because, and you know, to sit here and to talk about what im doing, i want to be really clear because im actually the most passionate about what im doing with this record then ive been i say this every time, but i loved making this record so, so much, and this record for me at this moment is the most important album that ive ever made. So i wanted to make sure that im super clear about the way im talking. And i kept having this nightmare. It was seriously horrible. I wonder if youve had this. Not about this show. [ light laughter ] i had a dream that i would die during my monologue on snl for some reason. That i would just get so stoned that i just like die. [ laughter ] which ive googled and its never happened. Jimmy no, no, its not. No, thank god. But i kept having this nightmare. Jimmy how much weed were you smoking . A lot of weed. [ laughter ] its like no ones ever died from weed but no ones ever smoked as much as i did. So [ laughter ] its like they dont really know. So i dont know. I was just thinking if i want to sit on this couch and really tell people what i think about my new music, i wanted to sound as smart as hopefully i, you know, think that i could be and really explain what im doing. And, you know, i really just want to sit at home and eat basically when im stoned. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, and and play with my dogs and the cat and the pig. I was spending way too much time with the pig. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] and not enough time actually doing really anything. Yeah. Jimmy but you ended up did you move to a place or you always lived in malibu . I no. Malibu is new to me. I never lived at the beach. I, you know, i never came to the beach, i never stood by the ocean, which is true. I went ocean one time which i want to talk to you about this. I went one time to florida with my family. And it didnt go well because we fist fought the entire way and my dad promised hed never take us on vacation ever again. And hes a man of his word. He never did. Jimmy but that was the only vacation . But it was so miserable. And finally me and my brother, we were fighting so hard, this is like some hillbilly stuff. [ laughter ] he locked us out of the car on the side of the freeway and said that we need to figure it out. [ laughter ] we basically just had to battle until one of us lost. Jimmy i love that he did that. That is so yeah. Jimmy nashville. And then we didnt get to get back in the car. Jimmy yall better figure it out. Yeah. Jimmy you understand . [ laughter ] were pulling over. Until one of us were bleeding then we didnt get back in the rv. So we never went again. And, you know, i dont think for me, like, being from nashville, it really is a dream come true in malibu, it really is for me. Because i thought i was going to be i still get the pig, but i thought my life was going to revolve, you know, around farm life my entire, you know, my life, i thought id always live in nashville. But now ive even found a new love for nashville, now that im out singing about how much i love malibu, i been promoting it. Jimmy you cant and now i miss nashville. Jimmy you could be i never know what the hell i want. Jimmy you can [ laughter ] thats why im like a panda and one day im a cat. Jimmy yeah. I dont even know. I cant even decide between a a panda and a cat. Jimmy you could as much miley as you can, you experience, you can never take the nashville out of miley and i will tell you no. Jimmy because you shot the opening last night. We were here late doing that. And theres the one where you go up to the nut stand, that, you know yeah. Jimmy the hot peanut stand, cashew stand. And you go like that and you do the thing that i do in the opening. Yes. My first time as well. Jimmy yeah, and you thought that was called a bodega. Yes. [ laughter ] yeah, i told my manager who is from new york. Hes like, what are we doing what are we doing next . I said, im going to the bodega, and then i went to the nut stand. Hes like by the and he saw i didnt know how to use a revolving door. Which thats not because im from nashville. [ laughter ] thats just because theres something wrong. So i got to the subway jimmy youre like, this is going too fast. Yeah, i couldnt get through the revolving door. Jimmy yeah, just a a revolving door. Two of them. And the one at the subway was different than what i was used to so that jimmy thats a turnstile. It has nothing to do thought that i am from [ light laughter ] oh, okay. Jimmy yeah, thats not a a revolving door. Its not that im from nashville. I got a problem. Jimmy but it is through a revolving door. Yeah, its a door that revolves. It allowed me in or out of somewhere and revolves so to me that is a revolving door. Jimmy it is a revolving technically it is a revolving door, youre right. Let me in or out. Jimmy no youre right, youre right. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i want to talk about i want to talk about the voice. It has a new season coming up in september. And you have a new judge, a new kind of new foe, a new enemy yeah. Jimmy kind of on the show. A friend, frenemy. Yeah. Jimmy jennifer hudson. It always starts as a friend until you get to the lies. Jimmy then it gets nasty. Then all of a sudden yeah, no, it doesnt, actually. Jimmy i know. We only all turn on blake. Thats the only person we ever turn on. [ laughter ] jimmy because hes just hes because he always wins. Jimmy i know, hes the champ. And hes so nice. But hes so nice and so hard to hate, but, like, got to do what you got to do to win. Jimmy exactly, yeah. Sorry about that. Yeah, exactly. But its really a lot of fun and im excited. Jimmy do you know jennifer . I dont but im excited that shes never done the voice before. Because i was a rookie the first time so blake and adam had that against me. And now i have, like, a little bit of experience. So im trying to decide, like who im going to i guess all three of us can just team up against blake. But im trying to decide who going be my partner in crime. Because alicia was my partner last year and it was really fun to kind of go against adam and blake. Because they were the vets and we were in it together. Jimmy i know. I think you have to choose jennifer. I know. Jimmy because blake knows adam too well, now. Adam is ready to turn. He is not loyal. Ill tell you that about him. [ laughter ] ill let you in. Hes ready to turn. He texts me all the time. Like, so when are we really going to just knock blake out of this thing . Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] you know. I dont even know how to handle this thing. You know, thats blake. Im going to win this thing with you, sundance. Jimmy im gonna win this thing. But you know what . I am im going to come for him in, like, the biggest way possible. Im bringing my dad as a mega mentor because when blake [ cheers and applause ] when blake was in high school, he was so obsessed with my dad that the teachers called him achy blaky. [ laughter ] because he would do everything that my dad did and he was ruined the minute he told me that. Because now hes just a poser, you know . Jimmy yeah. Exactly. [ laughter ] and im going to bring in the real deal. Im really excited about that. Jimmy yeah, for real. Yeah. Exactly. This is achy blaky. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy now, your new album your new album is coming later this year. We dont know. People just drop albums now. We dont say when. [ light laughter ] i dont even know when. Jimmy we dont even know. Yeah were jimmy is that right . You just dont i kind of know when but kind of dont jimmy not really. I cant decide. Jimmy good, dont. Because i really want to make it the best that i can. And it feels done but i feel like every day im learning more stuff so i want to be able to, you know, put that on the record. Jimmy what a difference from this sound and bangerz. I would say just from knowing these two tracks. Yeah. Jimmy very different. Well, actually whats cool about this too is like right here, this is in malibu and right there theres in nashville. My dad thats on my dads farm. And so i think spending more time at home that i got to, spending more time at the beach than i got to. And i think that i right now i just feel really i dont seem calm, but this is really calm for me. [ light laughter ] i feel very calm and very like peaceful. Jimmy you are calm. Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy wow. Yeah. Jimmy thats great. And youre getting to so i hope people get to see that because with bangerz, too, i never tried to prove anything or not be myself. Any time i say im being myself whether i look like this or look completely different or im a panda. That is myself. [ light laughter ] im always being myself. You know . So jimmy yeah, exactly. Thats who you are. It just depends who that is. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and dont ever change. Yeah. Jimmy were going to play a a quick game. All right. Jimmy when we come back itll be really fun. Miley cyrus and i are doing Google Translate songs after the break. [ cheers and applause ] stick around, everybody miley cyrus [ cheers and applause ] are you ok . What happened . Dad kinda walked into my swing. Huh . Dont you mean dad kind of ruined our hawaii fund . I thud go to the thothpital. There goes the airfair. I dont think Health Insurance will cover all. Of that. Buth my fathe without that cash from aflac we might have to choose between hawaii or your face. Hawaii what . Haha. Hawaii you might have less coverage than you think. Visit aflac. Com and keep your lifestyle healthy. Aflac bill assumed his mayo was the best choice. Assume nothing. 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Jimmy well, i thought it would be kind of fun if we sang your two songs together, you and i. Absolutely. Jimmy yeah, would that be fun . [ cheers and applause ] and heres heres the catch. To shake things up, we fed these songs into Google Translate. And were going to perform the jumbled lyrics right now. Its time for Google Translate songs. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy now, if youve ever used Google Translate, you know that its not always perfect. For example, when translated to croatian and back the tonight show starring jimmy fallon becomes the evening show that plays jimmy fallon. [ laughter ] so we did the same thing with popular song lyrics. Some people have done this online. Its super fun. So were going to try this right now. Miley, youre the star of the show tonight. So you are up first. Here i go. Jimmy you will be singing the Google Translate version of shape of you by ed sheeran. [ cheers and applause ] translated, it is called your bodys curves. [ laughter ] roots. Here we go. Jimmy oh, come on. [ cheers and applause ] we do not like pressure stones make. Jimmy pressure stones make we do not like pressure stones make all right, it is my turn. I will be performing the Google Translated version of the rick james classic super freak [ cheers and applause ] which is now called really weird. [ laughter ] here we go. [ cheers and applause ] thats fantastic. Jimmy miley, youre up again. This time you will be singing dusty springfields son of a a preacher man. All right. Jimmy it is now called a ministers male child. [ laughter ] roots . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy he is oh. Yes, he is, oh, yes, is he. Jimmy can you tell me where i left my house . Can you tell me where i left my house . Jimmy thats my favorite one. [ light laughter ] we do not like pressure stones make. Jimmy i know, we do not like pressure stone make. Oh, so this last one, lets do a duet. Is that cool . Dream come true. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this is aint no Mountain High enough. [ cheers and applause ] by marvin gaye and tammi terrell. But well be singing the translated version which is called landforms dont prefer to get high. [ laughter and applause ] here we go. Jimmy roots . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh miley cyrus is performing her hit song malibu when we come back. Stick around, everybody. Miley cyrus [ cheers and applause ] im aware that landforms dont prefer to get high depressions dont prefer to fall over i wont overweight your harbor im going to purchase your baby the world is not flat. You cant just pinch it, swipe it, or scroll it. Sure, youve seen the mediterranean. But have you . How warm is brazil in february . What color is dusk in San Francisco . Theres a whole world out there and no other card lets you experience it like the platinum card. Backed by the service and security of american express. [music volume rises] run in to get up to 50 percent off the entire store. [whistles] lets go hi, fashion. Old navy. Um, i cant have happen what happened t time. Ahem. Heres my card. Im sure you know your profits are down 8 . So, just let me know if you want to change that. I believe in you break through , break through its ok that everybody ignoits fine. N i drive. Because i get a safe driving bonus check every six months im accident free. Because i dont use my cellphone when im driving. Even though my family does, and leaves me all alone. Heres something else. I dont share it with mom. I dont. Right, mom . I have a brand new putter you dont even know about its awesome. Safe driving bonus checks, only from allstate. Sometimes i leave the seat up on purpose. Switching to allstate is worth it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy performing her new single malibu, give it up for miley cyrus. [ cheers and applause ] i never came to the beach or stood by the ocean i never sat by the shore under the sun with my feet in the sand but you brought me here and im happy that you did cause now im as free as birds catching the wind i always thought i would sink so i never swam i never went boatin dont get how they are floatin and sometimes i get so scared of what i cant understand but here i am next to you the skys more blue in malibu baby next to you ah ah in malibu baby next to you ah ah we watched the sun go down as we were walking id spend the rest of my life just standing here talking you would explain the current as i just smile hoping that youll stay the same and nothing will change and itll be us just for a while yeah but here i am next to you the skys so blue in malibu baby next to you ah ah in malibu baby next to you ah ah next to you the skys so blue in malibu baby next to you the sky is so blue in malibu baby we are just like the waves that flow back and forth sometimes i feel like im drowning and youre there to save me i wanna thank you with all of my heart its a brand new start a dream come true in malibu [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i mean, for real. The real deal. The real deal miley cyrus [ cheers and applause ] we have another performance from miley after the break. Stick around. Oh, that was beautiful. [ cheers and applause ] a Millie Dresselhaus doll happy birthday, sweetie oh, millies. Trick or treat were so glad to have you here. What if we treated great female scientists like they were stars . Yasss queen what if Millie Dresselhaus, the first woman to win the National Medal of science in engineering, were as famous as any celebrity . [Millie Dresselhaus was seen having lunch today. ] [. Rumors of the new discovery. ] what if we lived in a world like that . crowd applauding we know a place thats already working on it. Ttake an extra 20 off a greatt kohls last minute gift for your dad like a new van heusen dress shirt for just 23. 99 a Philips Norelco razor or give dad a new timex watch. Plus everyone gets kohls cash kohls. [ ] as fast as you can. You cant catch me; im the gingerbread man. It will be mine. Ive got it now. Introducing an allnew crossover, toyota chr. Toyota. Lets go places. Allthat was amazing. E sitting. The ceiling is all spider webs. We missed grandpas 99th birthday. Im actively trying to stand up right now. And his funeral. Oh i have a beard. Oh a chip. laughter Binge Watching isnt always rewarding. But hotels. Com is. Thanks captain obvious. How long have you been here . Unlock instant savings now and earn free nights to use later. Hotels. Com. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy here to perform the song inspired, once again, miley cyrus. [ cheers and applause ] im writing down my dreams all id like to see starting with the bees or else theyre gonna die there wont be no trees or air for us to breathe ill start feeling mad but then i feel inspired thinking about the days coming home with dirty feet or playing with my dad all day in the creek he somehow has a way of knowing what to say so when im feeling sad he makes me feel inspired we are meant for more pull the handle on the door that opens up to change i know that sounds so strange to think we are meant for more pull the handle on the door that opens up to change i know that sounds so strange cuz youve always felt so small but know you arent at all and i hope you feel inspired oh i hope you feel inspired how can we escape all the fear all the hate is anyone watching us down here death is life its not a curse reminds us of time and what its worth to make the most out of it while were here we are meant for more youre the handle on the door that opens up to change i know it sounds so strange cuz youve always felt so small to think we are meant for more theres a lock upon the door but we hold the key to change how can we escape all the fear all the hate is anyone watching us down here [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy miley cyrus [ cheers and applause ] that is how you do it right there. Well be right back, everybody. Come on back. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i cannot thank you enough. [ cheers and applause ] the super duper talented miley cyrus come on. [ cheers and applause ] and the super duper talented roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] yeah jimmy stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Thank you so much. Good night. Thank you [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight Taylor Schilling star of middle man, actor jim oheir, author lizzy goodman, featuring the 8g band with eric moore. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth mers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] so good to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. Happy birthday to president trump, who turns 71 today. So the president is a man in his 70s who wants a golf score in the 60s, his country in the 50s, and a wife in her 20s