And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 646, manhattan yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, hey [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. Everybody, thank you energy that is the love. That is the love. I feel the love. I give it right back to you. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby [ cheers and applause ] im your host, jimmy fallon. Guys, thank you all for being here tonight. How many of you are here on vacation . [ cheers ] now, how many of you are congressmen hiding from trump because you couldnt vote for his healthcare . [ cheers ] my happy audience. Thats the big story today. The republican healthcare bill was pulled after they didnt have enough support to pass it. [ cheers and applause ] or as trump would say e its going down the tubers. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy going down the tubers. [ light laughter ] thats right, this bill was not wellreceived at all. In fact, nancy pelosi called the republican healthcare bill a moral monstrosity. Then trump said, okay, put her down as a maybe. [ laughter and applause ] she didnt say no. Actually, get this. I read that just 13 of women supported the republican healthcare replacement bill. When he heard that, paul ryan was like, women, i knew we forgot to include someone. Women put that in the bill, women. [ applause ] oh, gosh. Thank you. Trump was not happy. He said that if this healthcare bill didnt pass, he would just leave obamacare in place. Kind of a weird threat. [ light laughter ] its like saying, if you kids dont stop fighting back there, im going to drive this car straight to disney world [ cheers and applause ] were going to go right to the front of the line and well ride as many times as you want [ laughter ] the White House PressSecretary Sean Spicer said that trump did everything he could to get support for the bill. He said, at the end of the day you cant force someone to do something. Then he added, expect sending me out here every day to lie through my teeth. He said, but, besides that [ applause ] at his press briefing today, spicer was doing all he could to move past healthcare and all the other problems trumps dealing with. He was trying to say that americans really want tax reform, but he slipped up a a little bit. Take a listen. I think theres a huge appetite for tax return tax reform. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] jimmy its a huge huge appetite. Yeah, theres an appetite for that. Yeah. Im sorry, next russian i mean, question. Next question, what i say . [ laughter and applause ] im really putin my foot in my mouth putting my foot. Oh, forget it. Bye, im leaving. [ cheers and applause ] off to disney world front of the line [ cheers and applause ] meanwhile, yesterday georgia congressman Barry Loudermilk predicted lawmakers wouldnt be given much time to read the healthcare bill before being asked to vote on it, saying, quote, we have four to five hours to digest it. Well, Barry Loudermilk wasnt the only congressman to weigh in. Congressman larry softercream said, i agree with barry. Four to five hours is never enough time to digest. [ light laughter ] take it from me, larry softercream. [ laughter and applause ] congressman gary silentsoy said, i disagree. [ light laughter ] the bill wont be as hard to digest and others say it is. Congresswoman mary midvolumericedream said, i agree with gary. Easy to digest, i think. And finally this congressman said, i think its a disaster, and i should know. Im harry noisyeggnog. [ laughter and applause ] is that a british name . Steve wow. Jimmy yeah. Steve its two families. Jimmy yeah, oh, yeah. Steve two families egg family and the nog family. Jimmy noisy and eggnog, yeah. Steve theyve joined forces. Jimmy lets get to some business news. I read that starting this spring, apple is going to start making iphones in india. [ audience oohs ] then trump said, i told you id get them to stop making stuff in china. [ laughter and applause ] i told you. Technically, i win. No more china. [ light laughter ] a lot of people are excited about this. The Power Rangers movie opens this weekend, you guys. Ooh [ cheers and applause ] its a film about a group of people gaining an incredible amount of power, then squandering it because they cant agree on a healthcare plan. [ laughter and applause ] its a very interesting. This is pretty cool. This week, Michael Phelps posted on instagram a starbucks barista labeled his coffee the goat [ light laughter ] for greatest of all time. [ audience aws ] while another customer was like, actually, i think there was a mixup. They, uh [ laughter and applause ] you got my latte, or this was weird a little girl in australia packed her own lunch for school this week, and check out what she brought. A post goes viral this morning after a 5yearold girl accidentally packs her a frozen vodka drink. [ laughter ] mom says she told her daughter to grab a frozen juice pouch from the freezer, but the little girl grabbed this instead. Mom got an interesting phone call as you can imagine from the teacher that day. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] yeah. The teacher was like, are you up . [ laughter and applause ] i didnt know those things existed. Steve yeah. Jimmy that sounds like fun. Steve yeah. Jimmy bad for kids. Steve only in australia. Jimmy yeah. Guys, its the end of another crazy week, and since theres too much to talk about, instead of giving you a full week in review, we decided to put together a little montage that just focuses on the key words used this week. In something we call this week in words. Check it out. [ cheers and applause ] trump pulled a bill for the healthcare repeal Trump Campaign as a master of the art of the deal the german situation didnt turn out the best you just worry about your pimp. Ill take care of rest. Fbi testimony questions remain are there ties between russia and the Trump Campaign the wiretapping situation wont go away ill try to keep this a a little on the shorter side today. March madness drama what xaviers all about florida still in it villanova out tom bradys jersey found in mexico team usa overpowering puerto rico gorsuch support Republican Base mars nasa send congress to space contemplate wow presiden trump big rig and why this chicken is so damn big a letter please. K. No. Jimmy we have a great show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy guys, this is pretty fun. I am on the cover of this weekends parade magazine. Thats cool, right there. [ cheers and applause ] i didnt know theyd be doing that. We talk about a bunch of stuff, but we mainly talk about the ride. We have a ride opening up in orlando [ cheers and applause ] at universal studios. Were going straight to universal [ light laughter ] were going right to the front of the line. We have a ride opening up, and its really exciting. Its called race through new york. And basically you get an experience of coming to the show and getting a tour of new york city in 3d. And its super fun. I cant believe its reality. [ light laughter ] and but its going to open in two weeks, and so im very excited about that. Thanks to everyone at parade magazine. I appreciate this. [ cheers and applause ] do your thing. Guys, come back again next week. On monday, Scarlett Johansson will be here steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and were going to play a game of Virtual Reality pictionary. Steve ooh jimmy its so rad. Its so cool. Its this new technology, and it costs us 8 billion to do. [ light laughter ] steve wow, pretty steep. Jimmy but its worth it because you yeah. Steve because you can draw a picture in 3d. Jimmy because you can draw a picture of a house. Its really cool, though. And then, we have a fun surprise special guest in there, too. Plus, we have a brand new episode of ew. [ cheers and applause ] steve ew jimmy thats so gross you know, it started because there was a girl in the audience that was sitting around there. And i was talking about somebody, it was disgusting or something, and i heard, ew. [ light laughter ] did you say, ew . and she was like, yeah, ew. Ew [ laughter ] and whats your name . She goes, sarah. [ laughter ] i wrote that down and go, oh, well make that a character. Were going to do that on monday with my bff, demi lovato. Thats on monday. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy but first, we have a a fantastic show tonight. I mean, icons. The star of the new movie going in style, the great Morgan Freeman is here steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love that dude. Steve come on jimmy fantastic. Plus, from the giant show the walking dead, Norman Reedus is stopping by. Steve whoa [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Norman Reedus another great dude. Norman and i are doing something very intense later in the show. Steve ooh. Jimmy so be sure to stick around for that. And we have great standup from god this guys funny. Joe zimmerman is here tonight. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy smiling at wolves. Thats his album, smiling at wolves. Oh, fantastic. Guys, todays friday. Thats usually when i catch up with some personal stuff. You know, i check my inbox, i return some emails and, of course, i send out thank you notes. And i was just wond [ cheers and applause ] steve theyre scary. Jimmy theyre a fan of sending out thank you notes. I was running a bit behind, so thought if you guys wouldnt mind, i would just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. Is that cool with you guys . [ cheers and applause ] you guys are the best. Thank you for this. Hey, james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please . James . Oh, man. [ light laughter ] in a great mood as ever. Steve wow. Jimmy hes always in a a great mood. [ light laughter ] it looks like hes upset. Someone stole his tie apparently. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy i dont know. Steve casual casual fridays. [ applause ] thats cool. Jimmy thank you spring break, or as mexico puts it, maybe we should let them build that wall. Its like, get these guys outta here wall. Tubers. Going down the tubers. [ laughter ] steve come on. Jimmy thank you speculation that Peyton Manning could run for the senate in 2020. Finally someone in congress who can pass something. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] heyoh hey ho hey jimmy booyah. Steve whoa, what happened . Jimmy whats up . Steve what happened . Jimmy no, i just couldnt find the exit. Steve oh, okay. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you march madness, for sounding like an oldtimey disease from the 1800s. [ light laughter ] dearest jebidiah, im afraid to say that the entire family has succumbed to the march madness. [ laughter and applause ] got my man ken burns on the line. Steve yeah. Mary chestnut. Jimmy thank you stethoscopes, or as i like to call you, heartbeats by dre. [ cheers and applause ] steve come on. Its for the kids. Kids love that stuff. Jimmy kids. Steve and james. Jimmy thank you costcos new Home Delivery service [ cheers ] for sparing me from being seen trying to fit a 48pack of toilet paper into my trunk. [ laughter and applause ] do this. Steve ugh jimmy i could just put it on my lap. Ill drive with it. Steve tie it to the roof. Jimmy you tie it to the roof . [ light laughter ] steve yeah, im just going to costco. I got some 48thing of toilet paper. It wont fit in my trunk. Jimmy why dont you just steve tie it to the roof, man. Jimmy hey, sorry to interrupt you, but why dont you just have them deliver it to you . Steve oh, my god. I didnt know that was an option [ light laughter ] i can get toilet paper . Jimmy you got to get the app [ light laughter ] jimmy what about a giant what about brawny too or 1,000 yogurts . Can i get 1,000 yogurts . [ light laughter ] jimmy they only come in the 1,000 pack. Steve well, then, heck. Sign me up. Jimmy hey, i have a quick question. Steve whats that . Jimmy did you ever realize we have similar voices . [ light laughter ] steve no. Talk some more. Jimmy i steve lost your voice . Get a new one from costco [ laughter and applause ] jimmy 1,000 voices. Thank you march madness upsets, for giving sports anchors a a chance to be just as wrong as weathermen. [ laughter and applause ] its gonna snow this weekend, maybe. Maybe not. Steve gazongas. Jimmy gazongas. Going down the tubers. [ laughter ] steve wheres it going . Jimmy going down the tubers [ laughter ] steve god. Jimmy oh, man. Steve thats the president [ laughter ] steve of the United States [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my gosh. Steve going down the tubers [ laughter and applause ] meep, meep. Jimmy unbelievable, man. Steve what the f . Jimmy unbelievable. Steve unbelievable. [ laughter ] this is real [ laughter ] oh. Jimmy thank you life and chips for being this weeks big movies and the name of Chris Christies tellall memoir. [ laughter and applause ] there you go. Those are my thank you notes. Well be right back with more of the tonight show [ cheers and applause ] this blue goo leaves a residue quit playin with my eyes,ghter. Goo. So, seventh generation developed this powerful natural detergent it gets your clothes clean. Really clean. Buh bye blue goo, and come clean with seventh generation. At lincoln, were all about making things simpler for you. Like, imagine having your vehicle serviced. From the comfort of your own home. Introducing complimentary lincoln pickup and delivery servicing. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is an Academy Awardwinning actor starring in the new comedy film going in style, which opens friday, april 7th. Please welcome the one, the only Morgan Freeman, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, its my man Morgan Freeman. Gosh, we love you. Buddy, welcome back. Yeah, they love you, man. I love you. Nice looking crowd you got here. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i got to say, first of all, congrats on madam secretary it just got picked up for a fourth season. You produced that show. Yeah. Well [ cheers and applause ] revelations entertainment produces it. Im just one of those, you know. Jimmy the people who have their name under oh, yeah. Jimmy what else have you produced . You produced the worm hole. Yeah. Through the worm hole. Jimmy through the worm hole. Which is great. The story of god. Jimmy the story of god, i mean is it bizarre to you . [ applause ] this might be a weird question, but when people think of god, they hear your voice. [ cheers and applause ] whats going on . Whats going on . Its a bit bizarre. [ light laughter ] jimmy i mean its a bit bizarre, yeah. I have trouble dealing with that one. Jimmy yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Jimmy im having no trouble dealing with it. [ laughter ] i think its fantastic. I got to tell you, i finally saw driving m