And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 569, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, everybody welcome thank you very much welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show [ cheers and applause ] this is it. You made it. Youre here. Thank you for being here. Well, heres what everyone is talking about. The dust is still settling from the election. And i saw that yesterday a a reporter asked donald trump if hes ready to be president. And, he responded by giving two thumbs up. [ laughter ] so its official. A white guy is definitely back in the office. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] hey, guys. Yeah. Cool stuff. [ laughter ] did you know this, too . At age 70, donald trump is the oldest president elected in u. S. History. [ audience oohs ] which means he shouldnt be surprised in four years if america dumps him for a a younger, hotter president. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it happens. It seems like trumps already getting to work. Yesterday, he met with president obama in the oval office and said that he had great chemistry with president obama. While, obama was like, thank god for legal weed. [ laughter and applause ] well, it seems like the one thing a lot of people are happy about this after this election is all states that legalized. All the states that legalized. Not all states legalized marijuana. [ laughter ] but, a lot of the states legalized marijuana, including massachusetts. [ cheers ] which explains why the Boston Red Sox just became the boston flipflops. [ laughter and applause ] dude, check out the green monster. [ cheers and applause ] even though a lot of people are nervous about what a Trump Presidency might look like, a a longtime friend of trump says that trump intends to build a, quote, wall of understanding. [ laughter ] he also said trump would put up some barbed wire of compassion and a roadblock of empathy. [ applause ] maybe just tweak the metaphors a little bit there. And, i read that trump spoke with president of south korea yesterday and pledged to keep an unwavering alliance with the country. Then, he paused and said [ as trump ] wait, youre the good korea, right . [ laughter and applause ] gangnam style . [ laughter ] oppa gangnam style . [ laughter ] how did that go again . Its Something Like this, right . This right . Steve a horse riding. There you go. There you go. [ cheers ] jimmy like that . Steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] sexy lady jimmy im pretty cool. But, trumps got other problems to deal with. First, he may actually have to appear in court before he takes office because of a lawsuit against him. Of course to remain impartial, the court wants a jury that doesnt know anything about trump. [ laughter ] so theyre going to go with people that voted for him. Steve heyoh hohey [ cheers and applause ] oppa gangnam style jimmy im doing it wrong. Steve whats that . Jimmy i was doing it wrong, right . What is it . What am i doing wrong . Tariq riding a horse, right . Its like [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i cant even do it. I cant even do it. [ as trump ] steve gangnam style wall. [ laughter ] jimmy the good news is that holidays are here, you guys. And, i saw that oprah even released her annual favorite things list for the holidays, and it includes a 400 dog blanket [ laughter ] a smart luggage set, and a a travel pillow that doubles as an organizer. [ laughter ] even sky mall was like, what the hell . That is so random. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, i just saw that George Clooneys Tequila Company is the fastestgrowing premium tequila maker in the country. Probably because the more you drink it, the more whoever it is youre talking to looks like george clooney. [ cheers and applause ] there you go we have a great show tonight give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, guys it is veterans day, and i just want to take a moment to recognize all the men and women of the armed forces who have served our country, both at home and abroad [ cheers and applause ] including my dad and my fatherinlaw. From all of us at the tonight show, and even some of the crew here as well and some staff, from all of us here at the tonight show, thank you for your service. [ cheers and applause ] come back again next week, you guys. On monday, we have Billy Bob Thornton [ cheers and applause ] andy cohen. Steve what . Jimmy my man, andy cohens, gonna be on, and little big town. Theyre all going to be here. [ applause ] then later next week, warren beatty, jude law [ cheers and applause ] Nicole Kidman steve hey jimmy and megyn kelly will all be joining us. Steve oh. Jimmy plus performances from macklemore and miranda lambert. [ cheers and applause ] steve whoo, thats a week. Jimmy yeah. But first, we have a really fun show tonight. Hes such a good actor, and hes such a good guy, too, yeah. From the new movie arrival, Jeremy Renner is here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love that dude. Hes fun. Plus, she stars in the exciting new tnt drama Good Behavior, Michelle Dockery is stopping by. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we love her as well. To close out the show, you do not want to miss this. We have magic from the great david blaine, will be here. Steve whoa jimmy hes my [ cheers and applause ] i dont know i know. Im freaking out. Have you talked to him, quest, before the show . Questlove i avoided him on purpose. [ laughter ] jimmy me too. I avoided him. I didnt talk to him at all. I dont want him to do anything to me. Questlove i cant trust him on that levitates himself. [ laughter ] jimmy i have no idea what hes doing to do tonight, but he always, always, always impresses. Hes the best out there. David blaine is here tonight. I love him. [ cheers and applause ] i love him. Guys, as i said, Jeremy Renner is on the show today, and he is the best. In fact, earlier today, he and i took advantage of the beautiful fall weather and played some catch in the park. It was a lot of fun. Check it out. Jimmy you got any thanksgiving plans . Yeah, same as always, take the family to red lobster. Jimmy ive got an idea. Catch. Lets see. With a good friend, perfect fall day. Lets do this. Jimmy nice, here we go blue 42 blue 42 hut hut hike [ screaming ] sorry about that. Yeah, my bad, man. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, yeah. This time, you go deep, okay . Jimmy all right, deal. Are you ready . Jimmy yeah. Set, hut hut hut [ laughter ] jimmy sorry. Shaking off the rust, huh . Yeah, yeah. Jimmy all right, lets do a a hook and ladder. You run out. Ill pump fake, and then ill hit you in the deep end, all right . Okay. Jimmy all right, lets go. Ready . Come on, baby jimmy set, down, hike lets go baby ugh [ laughter ] got it jimmy all right, wanna go . Here we go. [ laughter and applause ] oh, boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You all right . You feeling good . Yeah. Jimmy at least try a few more, okay . Ready for this . Okay, jimmy go for it, dude jimmy hike come on, baby [ laughter ] ugh [ laughter ] jimmy you want to head out . Yeah. Jimmy lets go. Lets get out of here, man. That was fun, man. Jimmy that was fun. Youre, like, getting around, having fun. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what . Steve had a boomerang ball. Jimmy what . Man, i love football. Stick around. Well be right back with more of the tonight show, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] lips appear to age fasterno worries skin. Now theres chapstick total hydration. Its 100 natural, agedefying formula is clinically proven to provide healthier, more youthful looking lips. Chapstick. Put your lips first. Simulation initiated. [beeping] take on any galaxy with a car that could stop for you. Simulation complete. The new nissan rogue. Rogue one a star wars story. In theaters december 16th. Maybe. The skate park today . You can make it grrreat kelloggs frosted flakes gives you the sweet spark to go all in and let your great out. Theyre grrreat we love knowing whats happening. So the nest cam Security Camera looks after things and alerts your phone if somethings up. Hey, need a glass . No matter what it is. Hey, dad. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. Now today is friday, and thats usually when i catch up on some personal stuff, you know, i check my inbox, i return some emails, and of course i send out thank you notes. And i was just, [ cheers and applause ] i was running a bit behind today. Really . Jimmy yeah, i had a lot going on. I hear you played football . Jimmy i was playing football today, yes. I was running behind. Danced to gangnam style. Jimmy and i learned the gangnam style dance. [ light laughter ] i just thought, i dont know, can i just write out my weekly thank you notes right now . Is that all right . [ cheers and applause ] you guys are the best. Best in the biz. Jimmy james. Got big plans for the weekend . [ light laughter ] can i get some thank you note writing music, please . [ light laughter ] hes in, hes in a good mood. Steve hes gonna sneeze. Jimmy oh, he stuffed his tie into his pocket. Steve its called a pocket tie. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, pocket tie. Its a new thing. Everyones doing it. Steve do you know what it is . Jimmy he just gave up. He buttoned all the way up. And then said, screw it. [ light laughter ] im going to put it in my pocket. Yeah. Thank you, disney, for announcing that youll be release ago live action version of snow white. Its the story of a single woman living with a bunch of men with strong personalities, so basically the bachelorette for kids. [ applause ] steve im dopey. Jimmy thank you, donald trump, for giving your victory speech at 3 00 a. M. On wednesday. It was bittersweet because 3 00 a. M. Is usually when you write some of your best tweets. [ applause ] kind of missed out on that one. Steve yeah, got tweeted out. Jimmy thank you, dixville notch, for sounding less like a town in New Hampshire and more like a a male strip club in the old west. [ laughter and applause ] oh gangnam style next up. Oh, next up. Oh. Jimmy thank you, mannequin challenge, or as people at the post office call it, working. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thank you, extra folding chair at the thanksgiving dinner table, for allowing me to be two feet lower than everyone else. [ applause ] come on. Steve i dont need a fork. [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, how much i weigh right now, for being my new target weight, come january. [ applause ] steve yeah, i looked pretty good back then. Jimmy november. Steve oh. One notch further in the belt. Yeah. Jimmy dixville notch. Steve dixville notch. [ unintelligible ] jimmy da, i almost beat, i almost beat ya. Steve thats the old west stripper. Sassafras. [ light laughter ] instead of cinnamon. Jimmy put your hands together for sassafras. Oppa gangnam style originated in the old west . Steve thats where it originated in the old west. Thats where psy got it from. Jimmy is that right . Steve yeah. If it hadnt been for Cottoneye Joe id been married a long time ago where did you come from where did you go where did you come from Cottoneye Joe one, two, three, four. If it hadnt been for Cottoneye Joe id been married a long time ago where did you come from where did you go where did you come from Cottoneye Joe if it hadnt been for Cottoneye Joe id been married a long time ago where did you come from where did you go where did you come from Cottoneye Joe [ cheers and applause ] jimmy he died of a cotton eye. Steve your chair went down. Jimmy this is a weird friday show, man. Steve its a weird friday, man. Jimmy its fun, its fun. Its crispy. Its a crispy show. [ cheers and applause ] crispy. Steve crispy. Jimmy thank you, sleeping through my alarm, for turning my commute into an action movie. [ laughter ] what was that . Steve little Lalo Schifrin there. Jimmy what was it . Steve little Lalo Schifrin. I just do deep cuts anymore. Jimmy Lalo Schifrin, yeah. Id been married where did you come from Cottoneye Joe where did you go jimmy thank you, ubers new feature, for letting you track a friends location, then driving you to where they are. It even has a cool name, stalking. Thats it. [ cheers and applause ] those are my thank you notes. Well be right back with Jeremy Renner, everybody [ cheers and applause ] if it hadnt been for Cottoneye Joe id been married a long time ago where did you come from where did you go where did you come from Cottoneye Joe Liberty Mutual stood with me when i was too busy with the kids to get a repair estimate. Liberty did what . 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is an oscarnominated actor who stars opposite amy adams in the new film arrival which is in theaters now. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Jeremy Renner [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy you got the wandering collar. Appreciate it. Jimmy welcome. Welcome back to the show. Thank you for doing that bit with us earlier. That was so ridiculous. That was ridiculous. Jimmy well, its good. [ light laughter ] its good. Were terrible. Jimmy its fun to be silly. Its fun to be silly, right . I love it. Did you play football growing up . Yeah, just with friends, kind of like weekend warrior stuff. Jimmy yeah. Obviously you can tell by my skill set and yours. [ light laughter ] jimmy im awful. I know, were kind of like our football teams, right . Jimmy yeah. Whos yours . 49ers jimmy jets. Yeah. What a one and seven, right . Jimmy yeah, i dont know what it is. Yeah, three and six . Youre better than me. Jimmy its awful. What a cute little baby. I know. Yeah, you got to meet my little angel backstage. Jimmy 3 1 2 . 3 1 2, yeah. Jimmy oh my god, shes so cute. Shes 3 1 2. Yeah. Yeah its awesome. Jimmy shes super, super cute, and youre a good dad with her. Heres her playing the drums. [ audience aws ] yeah. Yeah, i tried to put her in front of a lot of Different Things, you know. Dances, shes actually wearing a little ballerina outfit, her in front of drums. Jimmy is she into all the princess ballerina stuff . All sorts of stuff. She gets into like, you know jimmy peppa pig . Yeah, you got all the stuff. Jimmy paw patrol . Yeah, all the stuff. Jimmy i got scenes right in my head already. She gets into try to get her in front of jimmy i cant stand it. To stimulate her motor skills, her brain, do all this stuff. Jimmy questlove has his own set of when did you drum for kids . Questlove for kids. Yeah, its called pockets and thats made for 2 to 6yearolds. Oh, awesome. Jimmy you gotta get one. Questlove ill give you one. I love it. [ laughter ] jimmy thats pretty awesome. [ applause ] hey wait. I have two. I have two babies. I have two babies got a 3 and a 2yearold. Jimmy yeah, i have a a 3yearold and a 2yearold. Questlove were still waiting for ours. Jimmy exaclty, whats the deal, man . Jimmy speaking of being being a good dad, i was really jealous of this instagram. I guess its your twitter account. You tweeted out a picture of your lunch oh yeah. Jimmy that you made for her. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy you did this yourself . Yeah, every morning, we go to school. You know, i realize that what i was taking jimmy thats unbelievable. You know what . I remember the lunches i used to get as a kid, like the paper sack, i dont know what you got, i got a paper sack with like a bologna and like the greasy bottom. Jimmy of course. I tried to trade lunch with somebody and nobody wanted to trade with me because they would have a greasy Peanut Butter and jelly sandwich. Jimmy trade it all, no. My kids, they eat a half a cold hot dog for lunch. [ laughter ] thats what they get. And they love it. But this is amazing. They share it, you cut it in half. Jimmy is there like a sprig of mint in there . No, no, its actually basil. The girl loves basil leaves. Its weird. Jimmy you do this . This is unbelievable. She grows the basil leaves. Jimmy what is that . She grows those. Thats oh, thats seaweed. Look, you know, she like i hate it. She likes it. Lll i give it to her. Jimmy yeah, you gotta give it to her. And sadly, i only have i dont have time every day. I do the lunch, the whole thing. I dont have time to cook for me too, so i just eat what she doesnt eat. And she likes, you know, basil and seaweed, man. [ laughter ] jimmy look at how angry you are. Like, pasta shells. I want to go to your house. At least you get hot dogs. Jimmy hot dogs and cereal. [ light laughter ] yeah, i go in, enjoy cereal for dinner again. There you go. [ light laughter ] thats pretty rad. I want to talk about arrival. Yeah. Jimmy congratulations on this. It came out today. Unbelievable reviews. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] im very excited about it. Jimmy its you and our pal, amy adams. Amy adams was on the show last night. Thats right. Jimmy we love and we asked her she said, i met jeremy years ago. Of course you worked on, what was that movie american hustle. Jimmy american hustle. Yeah. Jimmy but before that, she said she met you in the 90s doing karaoke. Yeah, yeah, we met each other at this place called barneys beanery in los angeles. Jimmy of course. I love barneys beanery. Old karaoke bar, yeah, 1 1999 or something. Jimmy thats where Janice Joplin broke a bottle of Southern Comfort over Jim Morrisons head. Yup, yup, yup. Exactly. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. True, true story. Jimmy yeah, yeah. Yeah, theyre famous for their chili, i guess. Jimmy oh, i love barneys beanery. Yeah, its pretty awesome. Jimmy did you guys just do karaoke . Yeah, we go there just to hang out and sing and drink because we were so broke as actors, its the only place to go have fun and not spend money. Jimmy yeah. You know what i mean . Jimmy what would she sing . Do you remember . She would sing like these boots were i dont know. Jimmy boots were made for walking . Yeah, yeah, that song. Jimmy do you remember what you sang . Like bon jovi probably, or Something Back then. Jimmy you love bon jovi . Yeah, yeah. I tried to grow out the hair, that whole thing. [ laughter ] jimmy did you . That didnt work out so well for me. Jimmy did you have the high hair . No, man, no. Didnt work out for me. Jimmy no. [ light laughter ] but you tried it, though. Yeah, yeah, no, yeah, totally. It didnt work out. [ laughter ] its a commitment to grow your hair, man. Jimmy oh trust me, ive got the worst hair styles. This is the best toupee i can get on amazon. [ laughter ] its the best one. It was like 100 yak hair. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy who directed this film . Denis villeneuve. Jimmy dennis villeneuve. Villeneuve. Yeah, exactly. Jimmy oh yeah. French canadian. [ laughter ] he did sicario and prisoners and a really fantastic, fantastic director. Jimmy and hes gotten great reviews. I mean, is he fun on set . Yeah, yeah. The guys like, you know, very you know, hes very soft spoken, the set is very quiet when were shooting, but theres you know, its a a movie about language, and hes french canadian, so theres weird words in the lost in translation kind of stuff and he would be speaking to, very softly and i cant do his accent, but, you know, the translation of os and us and were going to take the camera and instead of say focus, were going to [ bleep ]us. [ laughter ] were going to [ bleep ]us on amy. Jeremy, listen. Were going to [ bleep ]us on amy. Lplp and take the camera and come over and come on your face. Lplp jimmy oh, my gosh. This is what would happen lplp thats what i would do thats what i would do. Like, i would laugh. And hes like, you must take me seriously. You must take me seriously. Jimmy come on, come on. This is very important. I would laugh. Jimmy you have to focus right now. [ laughter ] i calmed mine down a little bit. Yeah, you got to. Bunch of bleeps. Jimmy we have to. We have to show a clip here. Its Jeremy Renner and amy adams in arrival. Take a look. Come on up. Thanks. Nice out here, huh . Yeah, its a nice view. You know, i was just thinking about you. You approach language like a a mathematician, you know that, right . I will take that as a a compliment. Yeah, well, it is. I watch you steer us around these communication traps that i didnt even know existed. I guess thats why im single. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy focus, focus, focus. Focus. Jimmy Jeremy Renner, everybody. Arrival is in theaters now. Go see it. Michelle dockery joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] coming up on look famous people we catch flo, the progressive girl, at the supermarket buying cheese. Scandal alert flo likes dairy . woman busted [ laughter ] right afterwards we caught her riding shotgun with a mystery man. Oh, yeah [ indistinct shouting ] is this your chauffeur . What . no, i was just showing him how easy it is to save with snapshot from progressive. You just plug it in and it gives you a rate based on your driving. Does she have insurance for being boring . [ light laughter ] laugh bigger. [ laughter ] you dont own me dont try to change me in any way oh dont tell me what to do just let me be myself thats all i ask of you the new 2017 corolla with Toyota Safety sense standard. You dont own me toyota. Lets go places. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is an emmy and golden globe nominated actress who you know from the Award Winning show Downton Abbey. Now you can see her in the new drama Good Behavior, which premieres tuesday november 15th at 9 00 p. M. On tnt. Everyone please welcome Michelle Dockery. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, you look gorgeous, gorgeous. Hi. Jimmy welcome back to the show. Thank you. Jimmy everything going well . Everythings good. Jimmy thats good. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy i found out something about you that i thought was very interesting. You were in a spice girls tribute band. I was. [ light laughter ] jimmy i wish there was footage of this. Is there . Somewhere. Jimmy really . Hidden. Hidden in the depths of london somewhere. Jimmy are you posh . Were you posh . No, i wasnt. I was sporty. [ light laughter ] [ cheers ] jimmy really . Yes. Jimmy see, i saw you more as a posh. Yeah, actually, i met Victoria Beckham and i couldnt bring myself to tell her that i wasnt actually posh spice. [ light laughter ] we used to do for like a a school, like the school assembly. I was like 15 or something. Jimmy yeah. But we, at the time, you never had like a karaoke version of the song so you would sing along with the spice girls. So we just were shouting over the song. [ light laughter ] jimmy thats a horrible act, but yeah. And if we couldnt reach the notes, we just mimed. Jimmy and sporty just did a a lot of lots of kicking and i had my hair very short. Jimmy kicking and punching. Oh, thats good. Oh, i love that. Yes. Jimmy well, next time you come, im going to make you either bring a tape or something. Because i want to see that. Congratulations on passing your drivers test . Yes. That happened very, very recently. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy why now and how did well, i just never, i was quite stubborn teenager, stubborn spice girl and i just didnt want to learn to drive at 16 so i just waited and waited and, you know, time went by. I got too busy. I just never got round to it so Good Behavior came around and of course letty has to do a lot of driving so i had to pass. So i passed in february, which is great. But then at the end of my test, the guy was like, really quiet, and telling me what to do and then right at the end of the test, he told me he was a a Downton Abbey fan, so im not sure im meant to be on the road. [ laughter ] jimmy its just like a a favor. Hes doing a favor. Basically. Jimmy oh, my gosh. Thats unbelievable. Are you a terrible driver . No, im fine. Im learning. Im fine. [ laughter ] jimmy im awful. I think im getting better. Im getting better. Jimmy thats not a good answer. Youre well, youre jimmy youre driving on the street. Its very dangerous. When youre a teenager, youre much more confident. And, you know, as you get older jimmy i dont know if i want you to be confident. [ light laughter ] when i rent a car, i go, what has the most air bags . Im like so afraid, i want big blinkers, im very slow, im the worst driver ever. Im seriously awful. Good. Me and you both. Jimmy good, yeah. All right, were going to uber together. Fantastic. Great. Jimmy lets talk about Good Behavior. Lets talk about, this character is totally different than lady mary, obviously. Yes. Jimmy basically, youre out of prison. Yep. Shes fresh out of prison. Yeah, shes a thief. And shes shes trying to rid herself of her criminal pursuits and trying to make her life better and be good. Hence, the title. Jimmy yeah. But i know shes she doesnt do very well at it. Jimmy daily affirmations she listens to. She does, she does. Jimmy and positive thinking, which is good. Yes. Jimmy and i thought maybe it would be fun if you maybe read some affirmations and the audience could repeat you and then wed all be in a better okay. Jimmy i think this would be good for all of us. [ light laughter ] okay. Jimmy yeah. Today, i feel good. All today, i feel good. A girl can dream. All a girl can dream. Im not a loser. Im awesome. All im not a loser. Im awesome. Jimmy thats fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] thats acting. Why did you look at me for the loser one . Yeah. I thought it would be kind of fun if we thought of a new affirmation and just came up with it right now. This is a fresh one, using magnetic poetry. Okay. [ light laughter ] jimmy and i think it would be fun. We go just a bunch of random words, we kind of put them in little sections but maybe you pick the first one, ill pick the next one. Ill do the next one and you do that one and ill do that one. Okay. Jimmy and well see what yeah. Okay. Thats good. Oh. All right. Okay. I dont know if i like that one there. [ light laughter ] okay. No. [ light laughter ] no. Yeah. Here we go. Ready . I am bare pant puppy. [ laughter ] say it. Youll feel better. Audience i am bare pant puppy. Jimmy Michelle Dockery, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] two episode premier of Good Behavior airs this tuesday at 9 00 p. M. On tnt. Well be right back with some magic from david blaine. Stick around [ cheers and applause ] remember 2007 . Smartphones . 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Dont worry. Jimmy just simple card tricks. Yeah. Jimmy okay. Very, very good. What are you doing, what are you doing with me and the roots tonight . What is happening . Whats already happened . Something already must have happened . [ laughter ] is something on me . Let me know. Simple. Simple, simple. Just do simple. Jimmy oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Just cards. Jimmy okay, just cards. Thats it. Simple stuff. Maybe ill try, which one of you guys plays poker a little bit . I do. Yeah . You want to help with this . Sure. [ laughter ] jimmy come on, man. Actually you know what . Youll oversee it to make sure i dont cheat. You can see the cards are all mixed. Jimmy, in poker, theres usually about five cards. Jimmy uhhuh. [ laughter ] take like five cards, a a little group, like a poker hand. Good, is that five . Dont let anybody see them. Just you. Good. Jimmy uhhuh. And jimmy, hold them up so only you can see it. Like that. Only you can see it. Good. Jimmy yeah. And jimmy, think of, think jimmy, think of any one of those cards. Jimmy oh, man. Think of any one of those cards. Jimmy that ones too obvious. Oh, man. All right. Im thinking of it. And jimmy, look at me. Good. Jimmy oh my god. Dont freak me out, man. [ laughter ] put the cards behind your back. And jimmy, mix them. Jimmy oh, my god. Oh, my god. Im freaking out, man. [ laughter ] now, jimmy, i want you to look at the five cards again, look at all of your cards. Dont let anybody see them, just you. Look at all of them, just you see them. Good. Jimmy, i want you to focus on every other card except for your card. Jimmy okay. Now, see, whats funny is when i say that, it makes him just focus on his card. [ laughter ] jimmy that is true. Okay. Right. Jimmy yeah. Jimmy, repeat after me. Jimmy yes. Say, ace, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, jack, queen, king. Go ahead, right now. Jimmy ace, two, three, four, five, six, seven eight, nine, ten, jack, queen, king. Good. Clubs, hearts, spades, diamonds. Jimmy clubs, hearts, spades, diamonds. Get rid of the ten of hearts. Thats not your card. You can put it here so everybody can see it. [ laughter ] jimmy im like freaking out. And get rid of the obvious one that you talked about, the ace of diamonds. Get rid of that one. Jimmy dude. This is what im talking about, man [ laughter ] what is going on, david blaine . Jimmy, get rid of the four of spades. Get rid of the four of spades. Jimmy holy moly. Moly, moly, moly, moly. And you know what . Get rid of the other four, the four of diamonds. And jimmy, you thought of a a card, give her the four of diamonds, you thought of a card before this began. Show everybody the seven of hearts, your card. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i, i love you. This is the type of stuff im talking about. Oh, my gosh. See . You cant just do that. I dont know how you just did that. I didnt do anything. Yeah, i dont know how you did that. Should we try another one, just for the hell of it . [ cheers and applause ] come a little closer. Jimmy how many decks of cards do you have . On me, just two. Jimmy just on you, two. In your house . In my house . Jimmy yeah. Like, a house full. [ laughter ] jimmy house of cards, yeah. So, hold on. I put one card in a specific location. Jimmy yep. So one card goes in the specific location in the deck. Fair enough . Jimmy all right. Great trick. [ laughter ] name any card in the deck. Name any card out loud. Say it out loud. Jimmy nine of diamonds nine of diamonds . First or second, its up to you. Jimmy second 9 of diamonds, second. I shuffled, you saw me. I placed one card in the position. I put the 9 of diamonds in the second position in the deck. Jimmy, open the box. Turn it over, go ahead. Go ahead, turn it over. Turn it over. Jimmy turn the box over . Yeah, yeah, yeah. Turn it and open it up. Pull out the whole deck. Jimmy uhhuh. And you said second, right . Jimmy thats correct. So thats first. Show me the second card. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you just amaze me. You are the greatest, man. Oh, my gosh. I try. Lets try one more. Jimmy yeah. Experiment, yeah. You dont know if this is going to work or not. Come on. [ laughter ] checking my pockets. Checking my pockets now. Dont have anything in my pockets. Can you guys, yeah. I want you to count out, i want you to count out loud for me. Were going to use ten cards. Jimmy my heart is beating. So lets count out loud. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Ten cards, no more than ten. For this, we dont care about the number and the suit. We only care about the actual paper that makes the card. Ten cards, correct . Correct. Yes . Yes. Nobodys skeptical . Yeah, but i after [ laughter ] no, im saying is if youre skeptical then you do the count yourself. Here, look. Feel it. Make sure thats one card. One card. No, no, here. And then put it upside down on the bottom like a real count. Okay. Thats number two, right . Good, keep going out loud. All right, ready . And on the bottom, yeah. Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten cards. Ten. Can you hold them against your heart for me . Absolutely. Yeah, good. Just like that. Keep your hand there. Oh, god. [ laughter ] just, as i go through, and you can see theyre all different. Right . As i go through, i just want you to just yell stop. It doesnt matter. Jimmy stop. Here . Jimmy yeah. Look at the card. See what it is. What number . We only care about the number. Jimmy can i just tell everybody . Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy three. Its a three. Jimmy three. Fine, doesnt matter. You have ten cards. You want three to travel from here to there, three cards will move from this to your pile. Look. One card just shot through the air and landed on it. Yo, i felt something [ laughter ] im sorry, im sorry. Card number two just traveled through the air, landed in the pile. Hold on. One more. Three cards just traveled through the air and landed on his pile. [ laughter ] what i want you to do is, youre going to count one, two, three, four, five, six, count. Theres no longer ten cards. Youre gonna have 13 cards. Count them out loud right here for everybody. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Tens the original number. Put it there. Jimmy oh 11, 12, 13. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my gosh its unbelievable oh, wait. You know what, take all 13. Hold them against your heart for me. Oh, god. Can you, can you name a a number up to ten . Three. Three . And can you name a number up to five . Four. Okay. So, four, hold on. Three for you, and four for you. Im going to move three cards for you and four cards for you into his pile of 13 from back here. Theres three. And theres four more. Now theres 20 cards. Three plus four, seven plus your 13. When you pull the pile off of your heart, youll notice its significantly bigger. Pull it off your heart. Does it feel bigger . [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god. Theres no longer 13 cards. Count out loud for everybody. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten oh 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. I mean, no, no, no. Theres no one like that. Your special airs this tuesday, you always what is the craziest thing that you do in the show . Theres a couple of crazy things. [ laughter ] are we going to find out right now . No, no, no. Jimmy tuesday night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then there is one that i worked on, which is called the human aquarium. Its like one of my favorite things. The concept is a hundred years ago, theres a guy that converted his stomach into an aquarium. [ laughter ] yeah. Where he could store live creatures. And then he could bring them up at will. [ laughter ] jimmy i never heard that story. [ laughter ] i mean, if, if it was possible. Jimmy no, no, no. It would, it would kind of [ audience groans ] [ laughter ] if it was possible. [ laughter ] jimmy no [ cheers and applause ] [ screaming ] no oh, my god jimmy david blaine, everybody [ cheers and applause ] thats a real frog. That is a real frog. Well jimmy oh, my gosh. Well, guys, come over here. No, no, no. So, im going to put him back where he came from. [ audience groans ] [ screaming ] good to see you. Jimmy good to see you, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy david blaine, everybody well be right back with more tonight show after the break. Stick around. [ cheers and applause ] what do we want our kids to learn . How to game a test. Or test themselves in a game . How to master an exam. Or examine a master . How to be robots. Or build robots . The njea believes students deserve a wellrounded education including arts, music, technology, and so much more. Thats why were working with parents and communities to reduce the emphasis on high stakes testing. Because when you limit the tests, they can test the limits. Of their potential. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i dont even what can we even say . [ laughter ] that was unbelievable. That dude is a truly hes just a magical dude. Questlove magic is real. Jimmy magic is so it airs tuesday night on abc. Its just you got to watch that guy. Give it up for david blaine once again. [ cheers and applause ] oh, my god. Im freaking out. My thanks to Jeremy Renner, Michelle Dockery as well. [ cheers and applause ] david blaine and the roots right here. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great weekend. I hope to see you next week. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight nathan lane. Star of good girls revolt, actress genevieve angelson. Tv critics and authors Matt Zoller Seitz and alan sepinwall. Featuring the 8g band with hannah welton. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] so wonderful to hear. In that case lets get to the news. Today was halloween and right on cue, hillarys private email server came back from the dead. [ laughter ] thats right. Today was halloween. Im not a decoration yelled
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