Transcripts For WCAU The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Transcripts For WCAU The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 20160623



ryan lewis, and featuring the legendary ots crew. >> questlove: 494! woo! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! go ahead, enjoy yourself. welcome. welcome, everybody. welcome. hot crowd tonight, baby. hot crowd. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. i feel the love. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] "the tonight show." we got a big great, great show tonight. but first let's get to some news here. of course, things are really heating up between donald trump and hillary clinton. that's right, hillary gave a a speech yesterday attacking trump, and then today, trump gave a counter speech attacking hillary. yeah. which means 2016 will always be remember as the election of "shut up." "no you shut up." [ laughter and applause ] i mean, trump really went after hillary clinton today. in fact, he said that hillary, quote, "gets rich by making you poor." [ laughter ] [ audience oohs ] then hillary was like, "you mean like owning a bunch of casinos?" [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: hey! hey-oh! ♪ ho! hey! hey! oh! hey! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: of course, it's already been a long and taxing campaign for donald trump. and if you listen to the speech he gave today, i think he might finally be running out of breath. this is real. we didn't do anything to this footage. take a look at this. >> tell me folks, does that work? [ deep breath ] and the american economy itself -- [ deep breath ] [ laughter ] in the years since 2001. [ deep breath ] we have to protect our country. [ deep breath ] all over the country -- [ deep breath ] they get punished -- [ deep breath ] in america. [ deep breath ] i wonder why. [ deep breath ] [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: was he giving a a speech or taking a lamaze class? i don't know what -- [ laughter ] i've never seen anyone breathe like that. isn't that weird? [ laughter ] that breathing actually reminds me of somebody. [ darth vader breathing ] [ laughter and applause ] well now it makes sense. but as i mentioned, hillary gave this speech about trump yesterday and said, quote, "he's written a lot of books about business" but said "they all seem to end at chapter 11." >> steve: oh. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] bang. >> jimmy: then bernie sanders said, "even i felt that burn!" you know? [ laughter ] and you go, yeah that was -- that's a -- [ applause ] and while he was back at the capitol yesterday, bernie sanders accidently went to the republican lunchroom. [ laughter ] bernie knew he wasn't in the democrats lunchroom when he couldn't get a free lunch. [ laughter and applause ] actually, bernie gave an interview on cspan today and admitted for the first time that he probably won't be the democratic nominee. which at this point is like me admitting i probably won't get drafted into the nba tomorrow night. [ laughter and applause ] bummer. i'm really upset. speaking of the nba. i saw that the cleveland cavaliers had their big victory parade today. [ cheers ] and apparently lebron james road in the back of a bentley while smoking a cigar. [ laughter ] while the rest of the team was behind him crammed in one toyota tercel. [ laughter and applause ] i thought that was odd. >> steve: fair. >> jimmy: thought that was a a little weird. >> steve: little bit. >> jimmy: guys, i heard carrie underwood will premiere a new "sunday night football" theme song this year titled "oh, sunday night." yeah. apparently the nfl had already recorded the song with someone else but they felt it was too low energy. we actually got footage of the original opening. and i think they made the right call. but let's see what you think. ♪ oh sunday night it's time to watch the football chanting yes we scored ♪ ♪ and hooray but don't stay up too late you must wake up at eight tomorrow ♪ ♪ is a full work day tackle helmet referee touchdown oh sunday night ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: todd greymon iii. >> steve: beautiful. it's beautiful. >> jimmy: "america's got talent" winner. >> steve: oh, my gosh. not runner up. >> jimmy: he's a champion from years -- >> steve: he's a winner. >> jimmy: couple of seasons ago. yeah. i think they made the right choice. check this out. i read that 62% of colorado high school students say that they had never used marijuana. which raises the question, how stoned were the high school students who admitted to smoking marijuana. [ applause ] "are you smoking weed in there?" "nope. you want some?" [ laughter ] that's right, 62% of high school students in colorado said they don't smoke marijuana even though it's legal in the state. yep. they said smoking got a lot less cool once their dad started doing it all the time. [ laughter ] "hey, son. look at the gnarly joint i rolled up." ♪ wanna blaze it up with the old man?" ♪ >> steve: blaze it. >> jimmy: "don't humphrey bogart it. [ laughter ] he humphreyed it." finally, this is pretty crazy. i saw that one of russia's richest men is getting divorced from his wife and apparently she's seeking $7 billion. which would be the largest divorce settlement in history. then trump said, "eh, stay tuned." [ laughter ] we have a great show. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh. thank you very much, everybody. thank you, roots. it's been a great week so far. there's more ahead. tomorrow night the very funny will forte will be here. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] come on. >> jimmy: plus, from the hit television show, "pretty little liars," ashley benson will be dropping in. [ cheers and applause ] and we'll have music from joseph. it's a good show. then on friday we have nfl superstar j.j. watt, the avett brothers, and thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] that's on friday. but first we love it when he stops by. gordon ramsay is joining us tonight. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: donkey! you call that risotto, donkey! you clean it up now, donkey! [ laughter ] >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: he just yells. >> steve: he yells a lot. >> jimmy: i love him. he's the nicest dude ever. but he has a potty mouth. >> steve: what? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and i'm not gonna stand for it tonight. >> steve: you don't put up with that kind of malarkey. >> jimmy: i don't put up with that type of malarkey. that bologna. >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: he's the best. >> steve: that bologna. >> jimmy: he;s the best dude ever. also joining us tonight, she's a talented, talented young actress from the new movie "the neon demon," elle fanning is here. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: elle and i are going to play catch phrase later in the show with some special guests. >> steve: ooh. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: should be fun. plus, he's the eighth grader who was all over the news for the amazing graduation speech where he impersonated all the presidential candidates. did you see this kid? jack aiello is here tonight. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hilarious. >> steve: hilarious. >> jimmy: great job. >> steve: nice choices. >> jimmy: and not only do we have music, but we have a very special performance from macklemore and ryan lewis! >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] it is great. did you see it? >> questlove: didn't see it yet. i wanna be surprised. >> jimmy: it is a memorable -- >> steve: it's nuts. >> jimmy: every time they come on they always do something crazy and cool. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: it's like a grammy performance. get ready. it's a memorable one tonight. i love those guys. [ cheers and applause ] give you a little taste of it right here. it's called "dance off." ♪ no cat calls no tag teams no mascots right now dance off ♪ that's it. that's it. >> steve: no, wait, wait. that's it? >> jimmy: just a taste. that's it. just so you know what to expect. >> steve: just so you can wet beak. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. [ light laughter ] guys, the republican national convention is less than a month away and everyone's been wondering when donald trump will name his running mate. well believe it or not, he announced his pick for vice president earlier today, and we have footage of the speech. [ laughter ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: we got it. >> steve: we got it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: not a joke. [ laughter ] we have the real speech. >> jimmy: well, no, no, no. >> steve: yeah. all right. all right. >> jimmy: i never said that. but we have footage of the speech. take a look at this. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank me. [ cheers and applause ] thank me. thank me. thank me. [ laughter ] first off, i appreciate the congrats about being right about the cleveland cavaliers. [ laughter ] i said they'd come back from being down 3-1 and now everyone's like, "donald, you're so good at sports." [ laughter ] anyway, today i have a very big announcement. a lot of people have been speculating about who i'm gonna pick as my running mate. chris christie? lebron james? [ laughter ] chewbacca mom? [ laughter ] all good choices. but no, the only person good enough to be my vice president is me. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's why 14 years ago, i created a clone of myself. [ laughter ] he just graduated from the eighth grade and he's here tonight. he's just fantastic. [ light laughter ] so allow me to introduce your next vice president, little donald. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank me, thank me. [ laughter ] you know, it's just fantastic to be here. it's just fantastic. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: isn't he beautiful? isn't he terrific? [ laughter and applause ] [ growling ] down boy. >> down boy, down. >> jimmy: down boy. [ growling ] down, boy. easy, easy, boy. >> easy, easy. >> jimmy: easy, boy. >> easy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we make quite a team. look at us. we have the same voice. we have the same hair. >> and we have the same size hands. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: they're big. they're big beautiful hands, aren't they? we also have the same brain. >> we think exactly alike. in fact, when even finish each other's -- >> jimmy: walls. [ laughter ] [ applause ] together, the two of us will create jobs. we'll grow the economy. and most importantly, we will find dory. [ laughter ] she could be anywhere by now. >> she could be in south america. she could be in australia. she could even be all the way in china! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, little donald, i've got an idea. let's prank call hillary. [ laughter ] here, you pretend to be bernie sanders. [ laughter ] >> hello, secretary clinton, this is senator bernie sanders! [ laughter ] is your refrigerator running? [ laughter ] well, so am i! and i'm never, ever dropping out! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. it's so great. it's beautiful. it's fantastic. classic little donald. [ laughter ] now, let's call bernie. you pretend to be hillary. [ laughter ] >> hello, senator sanders, it's an honor to be talking to you over the telephone. i was going to e-mail you, but before i hit send, i accidentally deleted it. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: genius. that's genius. where did you learn all these amazing impressions? >> trump university, which is terrific, by the way. just so you know that. >> jimmy: it is terrific, by the way, just so you know. [ laughter ] fantastic. see america, we're the perfect team to defeat hillary clinton. who, by the way, still can't knock off bernie sanders. sad. >> sad. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so this november, vote for donald and little donald. together we will -- >> both: make america great again. it's going to be huuuuuge! >> jimmy: cue the music. 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"i'm in pain." he said, "get up." >> jimmy: oh, my god! >> i said, "no." ruptured, so -- >> jimmy: how sad, just laying in the garden while your son is just racing? [ laughter ] hurdling over you, yeah, digging it in there, yeah. that's a bummer, man, because you're an athletic dude. >> yeah, i try to keep fit. >> jimmy: well, you almost were a professional soccer player. we always talk about that. >> yeah, a long time ago, but i'm just not good at sitting still. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> you know, straight after surgery, just under what? 19 minutes. they woke me up, and then, literally, the end of the bed i saw this. we call it a zimmer frame. you call it a walker. and i was, like, visualizing this thing. i said, "are you ser -- is that for [ bleep ] me?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: don't say the -- >> no, but -- sorry. i was shocked. [ laughter and applause ] i was shocked. [ cheers and applause ] sorry, sorry. >> jimmy: i'm going to walk. i'm going to walk. >> imagine if someone brought you a walker -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> you're in your 40's. i said, "come on. you're 35 years too early." >> jimmy: yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah. >> "get that thing out of there!" >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> so these are fine. i tell you, great for your upper body. >> jimmy: is that right? >> so tana's in love with the arms for the moment. >> jimmy: your wife is like, "you're a stud." >> it's like popeye. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely, yeah. let's talk about this game. >> yes. >> jimmy: this mobile game, "gordon ramsay dash." >> yes. >> jimmy: it's really fun idea and a good game. it's about running a a restaurant. >> yes, you start off with a a little simple bistro. then, you build out. you get your burger chain, your pizza, then you can have a a chef-off. you have a duel, sort of, battle. so you can be battling me, i can be battling bobby and we could have a bit of fun with this thing. >> jimmy: yeah, and then, you also have, i know, like, a a michelin star -- >> that's right. >> jimmy: --is the big deal if you're a chef. >> yeah, i mean that's the very top restaurant in the world. it's governed by this, sort of, scrutiny, so we came up with and idea called "wishlin." so, if you don't play that game, then trust me i'll be in your phone first thing in the morning saying, "hey, standards dropped, move your ass. get your [ bleep ] together, and" -- [ laughter ] come on! that's perfect. >> jimmy: i'm going to walk. i'm going to walk. [ cheers and applause ] >> come on. >> jimmy: no, you can't. you got to be -- >> [ bleep ] okay. >> jimmy: no, it is not okay. you can't say that. >> it's [ bleep ] okay. >> jimmy: no, it is not okay. [ cheers and applause ] hey! don't go! >> hey, you guys say "crap" in the morning. crap is [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] okay, sorry, sorry. my apologies >> jimmy: we're going to cut that -- we're cutting that part out of the interview. >> sorry. okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: here's your avatar here in the game. this is you behind the -- [ cheers ] that's the video game. i like it. >> yes. >> jimmy: i think it's looks cool. >> yeah, holly, our 16-year-old twin said, "dad, you're faking it there, aren't you?" i said, "what do you mean?" she said, "you're missing some lines." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. >> that's my daughter. >> jimmy: i know, exactly. >> i wakes up and she's putting coins in my forehead. [ laughter ] i said, "what are you doing?" she said, "i'm playing connect four." [ laughter ] come on. that's holly. >> jimmy: she's a cutie, man. i'd like to meet her backstage. >> she's a nightmare. >> jimmy: no, you can't -- she's backstage! >> she's been in new york all day. she's been shopping. she's looking parson's and said, "dad, some very cool guys in new york." i said, "holly, for god sake." [ laughter ] "you're 16." >> jimmy: she's 16? >> "you're were sleeping with mommy at 17." >> jimmy: oh my god. [ crowd ohs ] she's smart. she got you there. you go, "all right, get in the car. let's not talk about it." congrats again on "master chef," too. >> amazing, amazing. >> jimmy: seven, now, is it? >> what is it with firefighters this year? >> jimmy: yeah. >> there was a young guy out of brooklyn, a guy called eric. i mean, these guys obviously got too much time on their hands. >> jimmy: no, no. >> but they're either in the gym or they're cooking. >> jimmy: yeah, they're great cooks. >> bloody good cooks. >> jimmy: yeah. >> happy with "bloody"? >> jimmy: yeah, bloody's good. love bloody. [ laughter ] absolutely. i would so much rather "bloody" than anything else. >> just checking. and so this year -- >> jimmy: i appreciate your restraint. >> it's kind of -- it's [ bleep ] hard. >> jimmy: no, no, no. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ that's it! you're in trouble! go sit! go sit on the naughty step! [ british accent ] go sit on the naughty step! go sit on the naughty step for five minutes, and then when you're -- when you realize what you've done, then, we'll finish the interview! >> damn. >> jimmy: you're bad today! you're very bad! [ cheers and applause ] >> this -- this -- >> jimmy: don't even look at me! don't even look at me, donkey! done even -- >> this is so [ bleep ] unfair. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you kidding -- no, no. i won't help you. this is just unbelievable. i got to say -- >> [ bleep ] >> jimmy: no! [ laughter ] no! >> i'm supposed to be resting. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sorry, yeah. >> come on! >> jimmy: i found out your favorite beverage, by the way. >> oh, yes. >> jimmy: your favorite cocktail. >> amazing. >> jimmy: it's in the gordon ramsay pub and grill in atlantic city -- >> yes. >> and it's called -- >> wake up your [ bleep ] donkey. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, it's not called that. i'm gonna flip the table. i'm gonna flip the desk. >> okay, okay, okay, okay. it's called "wake up your donkey." >> jimmy: "wake up your donkey." that's the name of the drink. i love it. i love that. >> giddy up, you donkey. do people ask you to yell at them? >> sometimes, sometimes. one lady said it turns her on. [ laughter ] i know, a bit weird. that is slightly weird, right. >> jimmy: when i first met you, i was a little intimidated by you. >> stop. come on. >> jimmy: well, because i'm a a big fan, but i thought you would yell at me. i thought you'd be mean. >> i will be if you make me sit on that [ bleep ] step again. [ laughter and applause ] come on, seriously. >> jimmy: what is in the cocktail? >> we got the most amazing tequila. >> jimmy: yeah. >> topped with cider -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then, a little fresh honey. >> jimmy: really? >> and then, a really nice elderflower. now, we asked for smoked elderflower, but we got normal elderflower. >> jimmy: i mean, come on. here. [ cheers ] here's to a quick recovery, okay? thank you so much for being here. >> holy [ bleep ], man. that's delicious. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter and applause ] gordon ramsay, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] "gordon ramsay dash" is available for download june 30th. and "master chef" airs wednesdays at 8:00 p.m. on fox. we'll be right back with elle fanning, everybody. you're in trouble! 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[ cheers and applause ] high fashion. that's the jam right there, right? >> yeah, high fashion, very "neon demon" inspired. >> jimmy: it's right, yeah. it's perfect. and i know you're going to the premiere tonight, so thank you. >> i am. >> jimmy: congratulations on that. >> thanks. >> jimmy: we'll get to talk about that, but i want to talk about something because i think this is very cool. you collect bubble gum wrappers? >> yes, i do. >> jimmy: explain that to me. >> i have -- well, so -- it's only particular bubble gum, so, like, hubba bubba, double bubble, or, like, bazooka, and i keep them under the bed. >> jimmy: they still make hubba bubba? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i love hubba bubba. >> it's, like, bubble tape and stuff, you know. >> jimmy: i know bubble tape. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but you don't keep -- that's not wrappers. >> no, but you can keep the can. >> jimmy: you can keep the can. oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> you can keep the thing. i don't know why. >> jimmy: you keep those, no? i love double bubble too. >> yeah, and the bazooka has the comic, which is nice. >> jimmy: and it just takes a a real lot of energy to chew that gum. [ laughter ] the first couple bites is like -- [ grunts aggressively ] then it softens up and gets good. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but you also collect greeting cards too? >> i do. i get very excited by them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: dude, we should hang out. we both get so excited about everything. >> well, when you go into, like, cvs or something, and you, like, head straight to the greeting cards. even if it's not someone's birthday, or you know, you always pop up and need one. but i'm very particular about giving them out. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> when i get them, i kind of like the collection. so if it's someone's birthday, mom is like, "oh, you can just go get a card." i'm like, "i can't use that one for them." >> jimmy: "that's a a 2013 hallmark." [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: "you don't want to send that one out. it's priceless." this is big news, you just graduated high school. >> yes, like a couple days ago. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: congratulations, pal. >> thank you. >> jimmy: well done. >> i know! >> jimmy: that's so cool. >> thank you. >> jimmy: well, we wanted to get you a graduation gift, and i thought this was gonna be kind of fun. >> you did? >> jimmy: yeah. this is a -- it's 1,000 -- >> oh, my god! >> jimmy: --double bubble wrapper. >> that is crazy! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's cool, right? >> this is amazing! >> jimmy: it's like a work of art, right? yeah, it took me a lot of chewing. oh boy, that was a lot of energy, but i know you love double bubble. >> this is the best. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, cool, cool, cool. i love you. i'll just take that over here, yes. absolutely. let's talk about the movie, here. this is a scary, weird, good -- oh, my gosh -- interesting film. the director is nicolas winding refn. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: he did "drive" with ryan gosling. >> he did. >> jimmy: this movie is -- i mean -- well, you should explain it, right? >> yeah, it's about a 16-year-old girl who moves from a small town to l.a. and she wants to be a a model. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and she kind of gets caught up in these beauty-obsessed women who are other models and makeup artists, and it's, like, will she survive or will she not, but done in a great nick refn, you know, stylized way. >> jimmy: beautifully lit, beautifully shot, but then it gets really dark. >> yes, it does. it goes pretty dark. >> jimmy: yeah. no spoilers, but wow. wow, wow, wow. yeah, all right. i have a clip here. this is elle fanning in "the neon demon." take a look at this. >> do you have a name, or you want me to guess? jessie. >> jessie. >> did you just get to l.a., jessie? >> how did you know? >> you got that look. don't worry honey. that little deer in the headlights thing is exactly what they want. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about, yeah. stick around, everybody. elle fanning and i are playing "catchphrase" after the break. 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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: the best, the best. the best. thank you guys. elle, this is higgins. >> how's it going? >> jimmy: macklemore and ryan lewis. i figure we have you as one person. you're two people, but they count as one. >> love that. >> jimmy: yes, you guys go on that side. elle you go over here. >> all right. >> jimmy: thanks for the performance you're about to do tonight, because that is -- get ready when you see it. it is fantastic. i love you guys. >> bless your heart. >> jimmy: all right, the here's how the game works. elle you'll start the game by pressing start on this buzzer and then draw a clue from the top of the pile. are you nervous? >> yes. >> jimmy: all right, good. you should be. you should be, yeah. >> steve: one brain. >> jimmy: yes, one brain. we're going to do this. get your teammate, higgins, to guess the clues as quickly as possible, then hand the buzzer off to the player on your right. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: you can make any physical gesture. you can say anything, but you can't say any words in the actual clue. if you're holding the buzzer when it goes off, your team loses that round. elle, press start and draw your clue. and have fun, everybody. [ beeping ] >> okay, so you play this. it was a movie i think with will ferrel. >> steve: clue. >> it's -- you play it and you're like your ducking out of the way. >> steve: "dodgeball." "dodgeball." >> yes. >> jimmy: wow. [ faster beeping ] >> this is when you use your -- not your pinky, but your -- >> thumb. >> yes. and then you -- >> wwe. >> jimmy: thumbs down. >> you wwe them. you -- [ beeping intensifies ] wwf. >> thumb wrestle. >> yes. >> jimmy: thumb wrestle. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: this is something you use to clean windows. >> windshield wiper. >> steve: it's called a -- >> a weegee. >> steve: yes, but doesn't begin with a "w." [ beeping intensifies ] >> a-b-c-d-e-f-g -- >> steve: no, no, no. you're going to take them -- >> squeegee. >> steve: yes. [ buzzing ] >> squeegee. >> jimmy: oh. [ applause ] no way. no way. we got that one. >> we got it. >> jimmy: no the buzzer went off. >> steve: buzzer went off. >> jimmy: i'm sorry, donkey. that's what happened. [ laughter ] all right, ready? >> all right, now we know how to play. >> jimmy: all right. ready? >> all right. now we know how to play. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: it didn't help anything. >> steve: yeah, yeah. that was bad. >> you shouldn't have done that. >> jimmy: yeah, it was like "psycho." you should have done that. okay. >> steve: ready? >> jimmy: yup. >> ready holmes? >> jimmy: here we go. [ beeping ] >> duckface. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ready? >> raise the roof. [ cheers and applause ] [ beeping intensifies ] >> one of their songs. >> steve: "thrift store?" "thrift shop?" >> no, it's a a song, it's like new york -- [ beeping intensifies ] >> steve: "downtown!" "downtown!" >> you throw this thing and it flies around in the sky and comes back to you. >> jimmy: boomerang. >> boom. >> jimmy: boom. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: this is what a a magician says. >> abracadabra. >> steve: no the other thing. >> a-ha! [ laughter ] >> steve: sounds like your eyes go in and out. [ beeping intensifies ] >> hocus pocus. >> boom. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: okay. i'm pulling. [ buzzing ] [ cheers ] >> steve: oh. tug of war. tug of war. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: here we go. this is for the win. this is for the win. we can do this. let's go let's go, let's go. here we go. ready and -- [ beeping ] i want my -- >> baby back ribs. >> jimmy: yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> blank like a bee. >> steve: float. >> no. >> steve: sting. >> jimmy: float like a bee? float like a butterfly. >> when you're playing poker and you call someone's -- >> bluff. [ cheers and applause ] [ beeping intensifies ] >> steve: oh, this is not good. i'm having a -- >> brain fart. [ laughter ] >> steve: no, no, no. [ laughter ] >> i saw that one time on your show. >> steve: it's not a good bold night. opposite of good is -- >> evil. sad. >> steve: yes. >> sad, not bad. what -- hair day? >> jimmy: yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> this is blanking on twitter. this is blanking on twitter. >> steve: trending, trending. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] [ beeping intensifies ] >> when you go on stage and you say to someone, hey, good show, go -- >> jimmy: break a leg. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> yes! [ buzzing ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: our thanks to elle fanning. macklemore and ryan lewis. we'll be back with more. stick around, everybody. oh, that was great. 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(laughs) 'cause now like, this is the cliffhanger, so we don't know if he loves you. what's gonna happen if he doesn't? squuuuack, let's feed him let's feto the sharks!sharks! yay! and take all of his gold! and take all of his gold! ya! and hide it from the crew! ya...? squuuuack, they're all morons anyway! i never said that. they all smell bad too. no! you all smell wonderful! i smell bad! if you're a parrot, you repeat things. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. it's what you do. squuuuack, it's what you do. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest became an overnight sensation last week when he gave a speech at his eighth grade graduation impersonating politicians like donald trump, hillary clinton, ted cruz, bernie sanders and even president obama. take a look at this. >> hello and congratulations, you are now getting to hear a a speech from the magnificent donald trump. some of the greatest memories that we had were just in gym class. p.e. they've given us the skills we need to get through sixth grade and through seventh grade and through eighth grade. and now we're going to take those skills and apply them to high school. yes, i do agree with the principal. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] from chicago, illinois, please welcome jack aiello, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ thank you for being here. >> oh my gosh. thank you so much for having me on. >> jimmy: oh, please, we're so happy to have you here. dude, we make a great team. thank you for doing that bit with me earlier. >> oh my gosh, it was so fun. i had such a great time doing it. and it's really cool to be in this chair that a lot of cool people have been in. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this chair's pretty cool too. [ laughter ] what people have you seen in the show? >> oh, gosh, like harrison ford. >> jimmy: yup. >> even like donald trump and hillary clinton have been. so, it's pretty cool, yeah. >> jimmy: yes, absolutely, they have been here. did you want to say hi to your friends? what school you go to? >> thomas middle school. >> jimmy: thomas middle school. is that in chicago? [ applause ] >> yes, arlington heights. >> jimmy: arlington heights. so, hi to everyone over at the middle school there. [ cheers and applause ] do they know you're going to be on tonight? >> i really haven't told them yet. i kind of wanted to make it a a surprise so -- >> jimmy: wow, that's going to be fun. they're going to be surprised. how about the speech itself and what you did there? walk me through, because i thought it was fantastic. first of all, you're so talented. and well written jokes too, by the way. that was really good. did you do the writing? did you write this? >> yeah, i did. i did do the writing, yeah. we had to write a speech for our english class and present it. >> jimmy: how many kids? >> it was roughly around like 330, 350 kids. >> jimmy: wow. a lot of competition. >> yeah. so we went through a few of the rounds and i was one of the four that got picked to give the speech at graduation. >> jimmy: man, oh, man. i mean, can you imagine what's happened from it? >> no. i never could have imagined. >> jimmy: who was filming it? >> oh, that was my parents filming the video. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you impersonated everybody. and one of the guys, ted cruz, actually tweeted. "okay, this kid is funny. nicely done and congrats on graduating." that was nice of ted cruz to do that. [ applause ] did you read this as ted cruz? >> absolutely. [ laughter ] okay, this kid is funny. nicely done and congrats on graduating. >> jimmy: yeah, that's it, yeah. who do you like -- [ applause ] who do you like doing the best? >> i mean, i honestly really like doing them all. they all have unique mannerisms. >> jimmy: like trump, what does he have? >> you know, like i did in the beginning, he's got the hands like this. he goes like that. he's got this one right here. [ laughter ] you know? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i have to take notes because honestly you do a a better trump than i do. [ light laughter ] and him saying china. can you just do that again? >> china! >> jimmy: there you go. [ laughter ] >> china! >> jimmy: then what does hillary have? >> hillary clinton has the fists like this and she escalates throughout the sentence. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: exactly right. yelling. yeah. and then how about bernie sanders? please. >> yes, i was going to get to this but anyway. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you know, bernie sanders has the hands out in front of him like this. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, and he has the wandering finger that goes off like that and like this. [ laughter ] and sometimes he goes like this. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. you got it. you got it, kid, you got it. thank you so much for being here on the show. >> thank you for having me on. >> jimmy: hope you come back and see us. best of luck with everything you're doing. [ cheers and applause ] jack aiello, everybody. we'll be right back with a a performance from macklemore and ryan lewis. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ (man) wow. 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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ get down the floor get down the get down the floor go ♪ get down the floor do it come down and get down the floor go ♪ ♪ i grab my ankle and pull it up and do that thing where i move my butt ♪ ♪ i got the juice little homie don't use it up ♪ ♪ i say woo there it is then loosen my tux ♪ ♪ and then i shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy to the left ♪ ♪ shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy to the right ♪ ♪ gimme gimme gimme everything that you got dance off little homie do the damn thing right ♪ ♪ she got loose elbows and a big ol' neck i like a big boned girl who could work up a sweat ♪ ♪ i rock shelltoes and a turtleneck she just wanna talk i said i ain't ted dance off ♪ ♪ your grandma that's a bad mama jama she doing the banana grabbing my woo ♪ ♪ like a hammock ♪ she like the funk dammit she can handle it ♪ ♪ she tugging my jimmy feeling a little bit inadequate dance off ♪ ♪ your grandpa got a hemi like a ham hock hella old hella long looking like matlock ♪ ♪ dog i don't even wanna have a standoff ♪ ♪ he drunk talkin' 'bout he 'bout to take his pants off dance off ♪ ♪ stop a hater with the macarena i can roger rabbit in my office space ♪ ♪ watch my pace like i'm concentrated constipated when i walk this way ♪ ♪ ♪ i challenge you to a dance off hands off no trash talk no back walk ♪ ♪ on the blacktop just me you that's all ♪ ♪ no cat calls no tag teams no mascots right now dance off dance off ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ get down the floor get down the get down the floor go ♪ ♪ get down the floor do it come on and get down the floor go ♪ ♪ go go go go go go go go dance off go go go go go go go ♪ ♪ i sneak up behind you like a panther who ordered the private dancer ♪ ♪ can i get a amen from the pastor pulled the old do you want a back rub ♪ ♪ you must heard like grey poupon swag on tap like savion ♪ ♪ jump on the tablecloth fake a fall pretend to break my arm then i'm breaking you off ♪ ♪ but please don't tell my baby's mama i wanna dance all night 'til the break of dawn ♪ ♪ i wanna sweat sweat sweat 'til your make-up's gone and baby girl you looking like a champion ♪ ♪ hey you you there get up out of your chair paid twenty bucks to get in this club ♪ ♪ cellphone down you square ♪ ♪ i be going in i can't help it i got bruises on my pelvis ♪ ♪ ladies fellas don't drunk dial your ex's ♪ ♪ hello bouncer i have a job for you while i'm dancing watch my shoes ♪ ♪ tonight is the night that we rendezvous sweat the fountain of youth bust a move ♪ ♪ fringe jacket pants of leather tanktop spandex and pleather ♪ ♪ been a stressful week i've had a lot of pressure you have a lot of great moves but mine are better ♪ ♪ dance off ♪ i challenge you to a dance off ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hands off no trash talk no back walk ♪ ♪ on the blacktop just me you that's all ♪ ♪ no cat calls you ready one no tag teams no mascots ♪ ♪ one two three right now dance off dance off ♪ ♪ get down the floor get down the get down the floor go ♪ ♪ get down the floor do it come on and get down the floor go ♪ ♪ go go go go go go go go dance off go go go go go go go ♪ ♪ get down the floor get down the get down the floor go ♪ ♪ get down the floor do it come on and get down the floor go ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes! yes! that's what i'm talking about! that is how you do it! that is how you do it right there! macklemore and ryan lewis! "this unruly mess i've made" is out now. my thanks to gordon ramsay, elle fanning, jack aiello, macklemore and ryan lewis once again! [ cheers and applause ] that's the way to do it. that's how you do it. give it up for the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- blake lively, from "roadies," actor finesse mitchell, music from a$ap ferg, featuring the 8g band with ray luzier. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers and this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. donald trump, this morning, called hillary clinton a world class liar. he added, and i know that because i see her at all the meetings. [ laughter ] donald trump gave a speech

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ryan lewis, and featuring the legendary ots crew. >> questlove: 494! woo! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! go ahead, enjoy yourself. welcome. welcome, everybody. welcome. hot crowd tonight, baby. hot crowd. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. i feel the love. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] "the tonight show." we got a big great, great show tonight. but first let's get to some news here. of course, things are really heating up between donald trump and hillary clinton. that's right, hillary gave a a speech yesterday attacking trump, and then today, trump gave a counter speech attacking hillary. yeah. which means 2016 will always be remember as the election of "shut up." "no you shut up." [ laughter and applause ] i mean, trump really went after hillary clinton today. in fact, he said that hillary, quote, "gets rich by making you poor." [ laughter ] [ audience oohs ] then hillary was like, "you mean like owning a bunch of casinos?" [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: hey! hey-oh! ♪ ho! hey! hey! oh! hey! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: of course, it's already been a long and taxing campaign for donald trump. and if you listen to the speech he gave today, i think he might finally be running out of breath. this is real. we didn't do anything to this footage. take a look at this. >> tell me folks, does that work? [ deep breath ] and the american economy itself -- [ deep breath ] [ laughter ] in the years since 2001. [ deep breath ] we have to protect our country. [ deep breath ] all over the country -- [ deep breath ] they get punished -- [ deep breath ] in america. [ deep breath ] i wonder why. [ deep breath ] [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: was he giving a a speech or taking a lamaze class? i don't know what -- [ laughter ] i've never seen anyone breathe like that. isn't that weird? [ laughter ] that breathing actually reminds me of somebody. [ darth vader breathing ] [ laughter and applause ] well now it makes sense. but as i mentioned, hillary gave this speech about trump yesterday and said, quote, "he's written a lot of books about business" but said "they all seem to end at chapter 11." >> steve: oh. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] bang. >> jimmy: then bernie sanders said, "even i felt that burn!" you know? [ laughter ] and you go, yeah that was -- that's a -- [ applause ] and while he was back at the capitol yesterday, bernie sanders accidently went to the republican lunchroom. [ laughter ] bernie knew he wasn't in the democrats lunchroom when he couldn't get a free lunch. [ laughter and applause ] actually, bernie gave an interview on cspan today and admitted for the first time that he probably won't be the democratic nominee. which at this point is like me admitting i probably won't get drafted into the nba tomorrow night. [ laughter and applause ] bummer. i'm really upset. speaking of the nba. i saw that the cleveland cavaliers had their big victory parade today. [ cheers ] and apparently lebron james road in the back of a bentley while smoking a cigar. [ laughter ] while the rest of the team was behind him crammed in one toyota tercel. [ laughter and applause ] i thought that was odd. >> steve: fair. >> jimmy: thought that was a a little weird. >> steve: little bit. >> jimmy: guys, i heard carrie underwood will premiere a new "sunday night football" theme song this year titled "oh, sunday night." yeah. apparently the nfl had already recorded the song with someone else but they felt it was too low energy. we actually got footage of the original opening. and i think they made the right call. but let's see what you think. ♪ oh sunday night it's time to watch the football chanting yes we scored ♪ ♪ and hooray but don't stay up too late you must wake up at eight tomorrow ♪ ♪ is a full work day tackle helmet referee touchdown oh sunday night ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: todd greymon iii. >> steve: beautiful. it's beautiful. >> jimmy: "america's got talent" winner. >> steve: oh, my gosh. not runner up. >> jimmy: he's a champion from years -- >> steve: he's a winner. >> jimmy: couple of seasons ago. yeah. i think they made the right choice. check this out. i read that 62% of colorado high school students say that they had never used marijuana. which raises the question, how stoned were the high school students who admitted to smoking marijuana. [ applause ] "are you smoking weed in there?" "nope. you want some?" [ laughter ] that's right, 62% of high school students in colorado said they don't smoke marijuana even though it's legal in the state. yep. they said smoking got a lot less cool once their dad started doing it all the time. [ laughter ] "hey, son. look at the gnarly joint i rolled up." ♪ wanna blaze it up with the old man?" ♪ >> steve: blaze it. >> jimmy: "don't humphrey bogart it. [ laughter ] he humphreyed it." finally, this is pretty crazy. i saw that one of russia's richest men is getting divorced from his wife and apparently she's seeking $7 billion. which would be the largest divorce settlement in history. then trump said, "eh, stay tuned." [ laughter ] we have a great show. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh. thank you very much, everybody. thank you, roots. it's been a great week so far. there's more ahead. tomorrow night the very funny will forte will be here. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] come on. >> jimmy: plus, from the hit television show, "pretty little liars," ashley benson will be dropping in. [ cheers and applause ] and we'll have music from joseph. it's a good show. then on friday we have nfl superstar j.j. watt, the avett brothers, and thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] that's on friday. but first we love it when he stops by. gordon ramsay is joining us tonight. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: donkey! you call that risotto, donkey! you clean it up now, donkey! [ laughter ] >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: he just yells. >> steve: he yells a lot. >> jimmy: i love him. he's the nicest dude ever. but he has a potty mouth. >> steve: what? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and i'm not gonna stand for it tonight. >> steve: you don't put up with that kind of malarkey. >> jimmy: i don't put up with that type of malarkey. that bologna. >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: he's the best. >> steve: that bologna. >> jimmy: he;s the best dude ever. also joining us tonight, she's a talented, talented young actress from the new movie "the neon demon," elle fanning is here. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: elle and i are going to play catch phrase later in the show with some special guests. >> steve: ooh. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: should be fun. plus, he's the eighth grader who was all over the news for the amazing graduation speech where he impersonated all the presidential candidates. did you see this kid? jack aiello is here tonight. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hilarious. >> steve: hilarious. >> jimmy: great job. >> steve: nice choices. >> jimmy: and not only do we have music, but we have a very special performance from macklemore and ryan lewis! >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] it is great. did you see it? >> questlove: didn't see it yet. i wanna be surprised. >> jimmy: it is a memorable -- >> steve: it's nuts. >> jimmy: every time they come on they always do something crazy and cool. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: it's like a grammy performance. get ready. it's a memorable one tonight. i love those guys. [ cheers and applause ] give you a little taste of it right here. it's called "dance off." ♪ no cat calls no tag teams no mascots right now dance off ♪ that's it. that's it. >> steve: no, wait, wait. that's it? >> jimmy: just a taste. that's it. just so you know what to expect. >> steve: just so you can wet beak. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. [ light laughter ] guys, the republican national convention is less than a month away and everyone's been wondering when donald trump will name his running mate. well believe it or not, he announced his pick for vice president earlier today, and we have footage of the speech. [ laughter ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: we got it. >> steve: we got it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: not a joke. [ laughter ] we have the real speech. >> jimmy: well, no, no, no. >> steve: yeah. all right. all right. >> jimmy: i never said that. but we have footage of the speech. take a look at this. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank me. [ cheers and applause ] thank me. thank me. thank me. [ laughter ] first off, i appreciate the congrats about being right about the cleveland cavaliers. [ laughter ] i said they'd come back from being down 3-1 and now everyone's like, "donald, you're so good at sports." [ laughter ] anyway, today i have a very big announcement. a lot of people have been speculating about who i'm gonna pick as my running mate. chris christie? lebron james? [ laughter ] chewbacca mom? [ laughter ] all good choices. but no, the only person good enough to be my vice president is me. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's why 14 years ago, i created a clone of myself. [ laughter ] he just graduated from the eighth grade and he's here tonight. he's just fantastic. [ light laughter ] so allow me to introduce your next vice president, little donald. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank me, thank me. [ laughter ] you know, it's just fantastic to be here. it's just fantastic. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: isn't he beautiful? isn't he terrific? [ laughter and applause ] [ growling ] down boy. >> down boy, down. >> jimmy: down boy. [ growling ] down, boy. easy, easy, boy. >> easy, easy. >> jimmy: easy, boy. >> easy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we make quite a team. look at us. we have the same voice. we have the same hair. >> and we have the same size hands. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: they're big. they're big beautiful hands, aren't they? we also have the same brain. >> we think exactly alike. in fact, when even finish each other's -- >> jimmy: walls. [ laughter ] [ applause ] together, the two of us will create jobs. we'll grow the economy. and most importantly, we will find dory. [ laughter ] she could be anywhere by now. >> she could be in south america. she could be in australia. she could even be all the way in china! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, little donald, i've got an idea. let's prank call hillary. [ laughter ] here, you pretend to be bernie sanders. [ laughter ] >> hello, secretary clinton, this is senator bernie sanders! [ laughter ] is your refrigerator running? [ laughter ] well, so am i! and i'm never, ever dropping out! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. it's so great. it's beautiful. it's fantastic. classic little donald. [ laughter ] now, let's call bernie. you pretend to be hillary. [ laughter ] >> hello, senator sanders, it's an honor to be talking to you over the telephone. i was going to e-mail you, but before i hit send, i accidentally deleted it. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: genius. that's genius. where did you learn all these amazing impressions? >> trump university, which is terrific, by the way. just so you know that. >> jimmy: it is terrific, by the way, just so you know. [ laughter ] fantastic. see america, we're the perfect team to defeat hillary clinton. who, by the way, still can't knock off bernie sanders. sad. >> sad. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so this november, vote for donald and little donald. together we will -- >> both: make america great again. it's going to be huuuuuge! >> jimmy: cue the music. 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"i'm in pain." he said, "get up." >> jimmy: oh, my god! >> i said, "no." ruptured, so -- >> jimmy: how sad, just laying in the garden while your son is just racing? [ laughter ] hurdling over you, yeah, digging it in there, yeah. that's a bummer, man, because you're an athletic dude. >> yeah, i try to keep fit. >> jimmy: well, you almost were a professional soccer player. we always talk about that. >> yeah, a long time ago, but i'm just not good at sitting still. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> you know, straight after surgery, just under what? 19 minutes. they woke me up, and then, literally, the end of the bed i saw this. we call it a zimmer frame. you call it a walker. and i was, like, visualizing this thing. i said, "are you ser -- is that for [ bleep ] me?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: don't say the -- >> no, but -- sorry. i was shocked. [ laughter and applause ] i was shocked. [ cheers and applause ] sorry, sorry. >> jimmy: i'm going to walk. i'm going to walk. >> imagine if someone brought you a walker -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> you're in your 40's. i said, "come on. you're 35 years too early." >> jimmy: yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah. >> "get that thing out of there!" >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> so these are fine. i tell you, great for your upper body. >> jimmy: is that right? >> so tana's in love with the arms for the moment. >> jimmy: your wife is like, "you're a stud." >> it's like popeye. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely, yeah. let's talk about this game. >> yes. >> jimmy: this mobile game, "gordon ramsay dash." >> yes. >> jimmy: it's really fun idea and a good game. it's about running a a restaurant. >> yes, you start off with a a little simple bistro. then, you build out. you get your burger chain, your pizza, then you can have a a chef-off. you have a duel, sort of, battle. so you can be battling me, i can be battling bobby and we could have a bit of fun with this thing. >> jimmy: yeah, and then, you also have, i know, like, a a michelin star -- >> that's right. >> jimmy: --is the big deal if you're a chef. >> yeah, i mean that's the very top restaurant in the world. it's governed by this, sort of, scrutiny, so we came up with and idea called "wishlin." so, if you don't play that game, then trust me i'll be in your phone first thing in the morning saying, "hey, standards dropped, move your ass. get your [ bleep ] together, and" -- [ laughter ] come on! that's perfect. >> jimmy: i'm going to walk. i'm going to walk. [ cheers and applause ] >> come on. >> jimmy: no, you can't. you got to be -- >> [ bleep ] okay. >> jimmy: no, it is not okay. you can't say that. >> it's [ bleep ] okay. >> jimmy: no, it is not okay. [ cheers and applause ] hey! don't go! >> hey, you guys say "crap" in the morning. crap is [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] okay, sorry, sorry. my apologies >> jimmy: we're going to cut that -- we're cutting that part out of the interview. >> sorry. okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: here's your avatar here in the game. this is you behind the -- [ cheers ] that's the video game. i like it. >> yes. >> jimmy: i think it's looks cool. >> yeah, holly, our 16-year-old twin said, "dad, you're faking it there, aren't you?" i said, "what do you mean?" she said, "you're missing some lines." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. >> that's my daughter. >> jimmy: i know, exactly. >> i wakes up and she's putting coins in my forehead. [ laughter ] i said, "what are you doing?" she said, "i'm playing connect four." [ laughter ] come on. that's holly. >> jimmy: she's a cutie, man. i'd like to meet her backstage. >> she's a nightmare. >> jimmy: no, you can't -- she's backstage! >> she's been in new york all day. she's been shopping. she's looking parson's and said, "dad, some very cool guys in new york." i said, "holly, for god sake." [ laughter ] "you're 16." >> jimmy: she's 16? >> "you're were sleeping with mommy at 17." >> jimmy: oh my god. [ crowd ohs ] she's smart. she got you there. you go, "all right, get in the car. let's not talk about it." congrats again on "master chef," too. >> amazing, amazing. >> jimmy: seven, now, is it? >> what is it with firefighters this year? >> jimmy: yeah. >> there was a young guy out of brooklyn, a guy called eric. i mean, these guys obviously got too much time on their hands. >> jimmy: no, no. >> but they're either in the gym or they're cooking. >> jimmy: yeah, they're great cooks. >> bloody good cooks. >> jimmy: yeah. >> happy with "bloody"? >> jimmy: yeah, bloody's good. love bloody. [ laughter ] absolutely. i would so much rather "bloody" than anything else. >> just checking. and so this year -- >> jimmy: i appreciate your restraint. >> it's kind of -- it's [ bleep ] hard. >> jimmy: no, no, no. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ that's it! you're in trouble! go sit! go sit on the naughty step! [ british accent ] go sit on the naughty step! go sit on the naughty step for five minutes, and then when you're -- when you realize what you've done, then, we'll finish the interview! >> damn. >> jimmy: you're bad today! you're very bad! [ cheers and applause ] >> this -- this -- >> jimmy: don't even look at me! don't even look at me, donkey! done even -- >> this is so [ bleep ] unfair. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you kidding -- no, no. i won't help you. this is just unbelievable. i got to say -- >> [ bleep ] >> jimmy: no! [ laughter ] no! >> i'm supposed to be resting. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sorry, yeah. >> come on! >> jimmy: i found out your favorite beverage, by the way. >> oh, yes. >> jimmy: your favorite cocktail. >> amazing. >> jimmy: it's in the gordon ramsay pub and grill in atlantic city -- >> yes. >> and it's called -- >> wake up your [ bleep ] donkey. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, it's not called that. i'm gonna flip the table. i'm gonna flip the desk. >> okay, okay, okay, okay. it's called "wake up your donkey." >> jimmy: "wake up your donkey." that's the name of the drink. i love it. i love that. >> giddy up, you donkey. do people ask you to yell at them? >> sometimes, sometimes. one lady said it turns her on. [ laughter ] i know, a bit weird. that is slightly weird, right. >> jimmy: when i first met you, i was a little intimidated by you. >> stop. come on. >> jimmy: well, because i'm a a big fan, but i thought you would yell at me. i thought you'd be mean. >> i will be if you make me sit on that [ bleep ] step again. [ laughter and applause ] come on, seriously. >> jimmy: what is in the cocktail? >> we got the most amazing tequila. >> jimmy: yeah. >> topped with cider -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then, a little fresh honey. >> jimmy: really? >> and then, a really nice elderflower. now, we asked for smoked elderflower, but we got normal elderflower. >> jimmy: i mean, come on. here. [ cheers ] here's to a quick recovery, okay? thank you so much for being here. >> holy [ bleep ], man. that's delicious. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter and applause ] gordon ramsay, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] "gordon ramsay dash" is available for download june 30th. and "master chef" airs wednesdays at 8:00 p.m. on fox. we'll be right back with elle fanning, everybody. you're in trouble! 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[ cheers and applause ] high fashion. that's the jam right there, right? >> yeah, high fashion, very "neon demon" inspired. >> jimmy: it's right, yeah. it's perfect. and i know you're going to the premiere tonight, so thank you. >> i am. >> jimmy: congratulations on that. >> thanks. >> jimmy: we'll get to talk about that, but i want to talk about something because i think this is very cool. you collect bubble gum wrappers? >> yes, i do. >> jimmy: explain that to me. >> i have -- well, so -- it's only particular bubble gum, so, like, hubba bubba, double bubble, or, like, bazooka, and i keep them under the bed. >> jimmy: they still make hubba bubba? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i love hubba bubba. >> it's, like, bubble tape and stuff, you know. >> jimmy: i know bubble tape. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but you don't keep -- that's not wrappers. >> no, but you can keep the can. >> jimmy: you can keep the can. oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> you can keep the thing. i don't know why. >> jimmy: you keep those, no? i love double bubble too. >> yeah, and the bazooka has the comic, which is nice. >> jimmy: and it just takes a a real lot of energy to chew that gum. [ laughter ] the first couple bites is like -- [ grunts aggressively ] then it softens up and gets good. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but you also collect greeting cards too? >> i do. i get very excited by them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: dude, we should hang out. we both get so excited about everything. >> well, when you go into, like, cvs or something, and you, like, head straight to the greeting cards. even if it's not someone's birthday, or you know, you always pop up and need one. but i'm very particular about giving them out. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> when i get them, i kind of like the collection. so if it's someone's birthday, mom is like, "oh, you can just go get a card." i'm like, "i can't use that one for them." >> jimmy: "that's a a 2013 hallmark." [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: "you don't want to send that one out. it's priceless." this is big news, you just graduated high school. >> yes, like a couple days ago. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: congratulations, pal. >> thank you. >> jimmy: well done. >> i know! >> jimmy: that's so cool. >> thank you. >> jimmy: well, we wanted to get you a graduation gift, and i thought this was gonna be kind of fun. >> you did? >> jimmy: yeah. this is a -- it's 1,000 -- >> oh, my god! >> jimmy: --double bubble wrapper. >> that is crazy! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's cool, right? >> this is amazing! >> jimmy: it's like a work of art, right? yeah, it took me a lot of chewing. oh boy, that was a lot of energy, but i know you love double bubble. >> this is the best. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, cool, cool, cool. i love you. i'll just take that over here, yes. absolutely. let's talk about the movie, here. this is a scary, weird, good -- oh, my gosh -- interesting film. the director is nicolas winding refn. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: he did "drive" with ryan gosling. >> he did. >> jimmy: this movie is -- i mean -- well, you should explain it, right? >> yeah, it's about a 16-year-old girl who moves from a small town to l.a. and she wants to be a a model. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and she kind of gets caught up in these beauty-obsessed women who are other models and makeup artists, and it's, like, will she survive or will she not, but done in a great nick refn, you know, stylized way. >> jimmy: beautifully lit, beautifully shot, but then it gets really dark. >> yes, it does. it goes pretty dark. >> jimmy: yeah. no spoilers, but wow. wow, wow, wow. yeah, all right. i have a clip here. this is elle fanning in "the neon demon." take a look at this. >> do you have a name, or you want me to guess? jessie. >> jessie. >> did you just get to l.a., jessie? >> how did you know? >> you got that look. don't worry honey. that little deer in the headlights thing is exactly what they want. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about, yeah. stick around, everybody. elle fanning and i are playing "catchphrase" after the break. 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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: the best, the best. the best. thank you guys. elle, this is higgins. >> how's it going? >> jimmy: macklemore and ryan lewis. i figure we have you as one person. you're two people, but they count as one. >> love that. >> jimmy: yes, you guys go on that side. elle you go over here. >> all right. >> jimmy: thanks for the performance you're about to do tonight, because that is -- get ready when you see it. it is fantastic. i love you guys. >> bless your heart. >> jimmy: all right, the here's how the game works. elle you'll start the game by pressing start on this buzzer and then draw a clue from the top of the pile. are you nervous? >> yes. >> jimmy: all right, good. you should be. you should be, yeah. >> steve: one brain. >> jimmy: yes, one brain. we're going to do this. get your teammate, higgins, to guess the clues as quickly as possible, then hand the buzzer off to the player on your right. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: you can make any physical gesture. you can say anything, but you can't say any words in the actual clue. if you're holding the buzzer when it goes off, your team loses that round. elle, press start and draw your clue. and have fun, everybody. [ beeping ] >> okay, so you play this. it was a movie i think with will ferrel. >> steve: clue. >> it's -- you play it and you're like your ducking out of the way. >> steve: "dodgeball." "dodgeball." >> yes. >> jimmy: wow. [ faster beeping ] >> this is when you use your -- not your pinky, but your -- >> thumb. >> yes. and then you -- >> wwe. >> jimmy: thumbs down. >> you wwe them. you -- [ beeping intensifies ] wwf. >> thumb wrestle. >> yes. >> jimmy: thumb wrestle. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: this is something you use to clean windows. >> windshield wiper. >> steve: it's called a -- >> a weegee. >> steve: yes, but doesn't begin with a "w." [ beeping intensifies ] >> a-b-c-d-e-f-g -- >> steve: no, no, no. you're going to take them -- >> squeegee. >> steve: yes. [ buzzing ] >> squeegee. >> jimmy: oh. [ applause ] no way. no way. we got that one. >> we got it. >> jimmy: no the buzzer went off. >> steve: buzzer went off. >> jimmy: i'm sorry, donkey. that's what happened. [ laughter ] all right, ready? >> all right, now we know how to play. >> jimmy: all right. ready? >> all right. now we know how to play. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: it didn't help anything. >> steve: yeah, yeah. that was bad. >> you shouldn't have done that. >> jimmy: yeah, it was like "psycho." you should have done that. okay. >> steve: ready? >> jimmy: yup. >> ready holmes? >> jimmy: here we go. [ beeping ] >> duckface. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ready? >> raise the roof. [ cheers and applause ] [ beeping intensifies ] >> one of their songs. >> steve: "thrift store?" "thrift shop?" >> no, it's a a song, it's like new york -- [ beeping intensifies ] >> steve: "downtown!" "downtown!" >> you throw this thing and it flies around in the sky and comes back to you. >> jimmy: boomerang. >> boom. >> jimmy: boom. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: this is what a a magician says. >> abracadabra. >> steve: no the other thing. >> a-ha! [ laughter ] >> steve: sounds like your eyes go in and out. [ beeping intensifies ] >> hocus pocus. >> boom. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: okay. i'm pulling. [ buzzing ] [ cheers ] >> steve: oh. tug of war. tug of war. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: here we go. this is for the win. this is for the win. we can do this. let's go let's go, let's go. here we go. ready and -- [ beeping ] i want my -- >> baby back ribs. >> jimmy: yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> blank like a bee. >> steve: float. >> no. >> steve: sting. >> jimmy: float like a bee? float like a butterfly. >> when you're playing poker and you call someone's -- >> bluff. [ cheers and applause ] [ beeping intensifies ] >> steve: oh, this is not good. i'm having a -- >> brain fart. [ laughter ] >> steve: no, no, no. [ laughter ] >> i saw that one time on your show. >> steve: it's not a good bold night. opposite of good is -- >> evil. sad. >> steve: yes. >> sad, not bad. what -- hair day? >> jimmy: yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> this is blanking on twitter. this is blanking on twitter. >> steve: trending, trending. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] [ beeping intensifies ] >> when you go on stage and you say to someone, hey, good show, go -- >> jimmy: break a leg. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> yes! [ buzzing ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: our thanks to elle fanning. macklemore and ryan lewis. we'll be back with more. stick around, everybody. oh, that was great. 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(laughs) what'd he say? i said, "don't say anything!" oh god! (laughs) 'cause now like, this is the cliffhanger, so we don't know if he loves you. what's gonna happen if he doesn't? squuuuack, let's feed him let's feto the sharks!sharks! yay! and take all of his gold! and take all of his gold! ya! and hide it from the crew! ya...? squuuuack, they're all morons anyway! i never said that. they all smell bad too. no! you all smell wonderful! i smell bad! if you're a parrot, you repeat things. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. it's what you do. squuuuack, it's what you do. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest became an overnight sensation last week when he gave a speech at his eighth grade graduation impersonating politicians like donald trump, hillary clinton, ted cruz, bernie sanders and even president obama. take a look at this. >> hello and congratulations, you are now getting to hear a a speech from the magnificent donald trump. some of the greatest memories that we had were just in gym class. p.e. they've given us the skills we need to get through sixth grade and through seventh grade and through eighth grade. and now we're going to take those skills and apply them to high school. yes, i do agree with the principal. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] from chicago, illinois, please welcome jack aiello, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ thank you for being here. >> oh my gosh. thank you so much for having me on. >> jimmy: oh, please, we're so happy to have you here. dude, we make a great team. thank you for doing that bit with me earlier. >> oh my gosh, it was so fun. i had such a great time doing it. and it's really cool to be in this chair that a lot of cool people have been in. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this chair's pretty cool too. [ laughter ] what people have you seen in the show? >> oh, gosh, like harrison ford. >> jimmy: yup. >> even like donald trump and hillary clinton have been. so, it's pretty cool, yeah. >> jimmy: yes, absolutely, they have been here. did you want to say hi to your friends? what school you go to? >> thomas middle school. >> jimmy: thomas middle school. is that in chicago? [ applause ] >> yes, arlington heights. >> jimmy: arlington heights. so, hi to everyone over at the middle school there. [ cheers and applause ] do they know you're going to be on tonight? >> i really haven't told them yet. i kind of wanted to make it a a surprise so -- >> jimmy: wow, that's going to be fun. they're going to be surprised. how about the speech itself and what you did there? walk me through, because i thought it was fantastic. first of all, you're so talented. and well written jokes too, by the way. that was really good. did you do the writing? did you write this? >> yeah, i did. i did do the writing, yeah. we had to write a speech for our english class and present it. >> jimmy: how many kids? >> it was roughly around like 330, 350 kids. >> jimmy: wow. a lot of competition. >> yeah. so we went through a few of the rounds and i was one of the four that got picked to give the speech at graduation. >> jimmy: man, oh, man. i mean, can you imagine what's happened from it? >> no. i never could have imagined. >> jimmy: who was filming it? >> oh, that was my parents filming the video. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you impersonated everybody. and one of the guys, ted cruz, actually tweeted. "okay, this kid is funny. nicely done and congrats on graduating." that was nice of ted cruz to do that. [ applause ] did you read this as ted cruz? >> absolutely. [ laughter ] okay, this kid is funny. nicely done and congrats on graduating. >> jimmy: yeah, that's it, yeah. who do you like -- [ applause ] who do you like doing the best? >> i mean, i honestly really like doing them all. they all have unique mannerisms. >> jimmy: like trump, what does he have? >> you know, like i did in the beginning, he's got the hands like this. he goes like that. he's got this one right here. [ laughter ] you know? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i have to take notes because honestly you do a a better trump than i do. [ light laughter ] and him saying china. can you just do that again? >> china! >> jimmy: there you go. [ laughter ] >> china! >> jimmy: then what does hillary have? >> hillary clinton has the fists like this and she escalates throughout the sentence. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: exactly right. yelling. yeah. and then how about bernie sanders? please. >> yes, i was going to get to this but anyway. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you know, bernie sanders has the hands out in front of him like this. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, and he has the wandering finger that goes off like that and like this. [ laughter ] and sometimes he goes like this. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. you got it. you got it, kid, you got it. thank you so much for being here on the show. >> thank you for having me on. >> jimmy: hope you come back and see us. best of luck with everything you're doing. [ cheers and applause ] jack aiello, everybody. we'll be right back with a a performance from macklemore and ryan lewis. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ (man) wow. (male off-screen announcer) what's it feel like to win $100,000 home makeover, with top prizes of a hundred grand? (man) whoa. it's amazing. yes! (male off-screen announcer) with instant games from the pennsylvania lottery, the instant you play could be the instant you win. keep on scratchin'. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: these guys know how to do it. they're a grammy award winning duo whose number one album "this unruly mess i've made" is available now. performing their new single. it is so good. it's called "dance off." call your local deejays. request it. it's fantastic. go on itunes and listen to it. give it up for macklemore and ryan lewis! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ get down the floor get down the get down the floor go ♪ get down the floor do it come down and get down the floor go ♪ ♪ i grab my ankle and pull it up and do that thing where i move my butt ♪ ♪ i got the juice little homie don't use it up ♪ ♪ i say woo there it is then loosen my tux ♪ ♪ and then i shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy to the left ♪ ♪ shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy to the right ♪ ♪ gimme gimme gimme everything that you got dance off little homie do the damn thing right ♪ ♪ she got loose elbows and a big ol' neck i like a big boned girl who could work up a sweat ♪ ♪ i rock shelltoes and a turtleneck she just wanna talk i said i ain't ted dance off ♪ ♪ your grandma that's a bad mama jama she doing the banana grabbing my woo ♪ ♪ like a hammock ♪ she like the funk dammit she can handle it ♪ ♪ she tugging my jimmy feeling a little bit inadequate dance off ♪ ♪ your grandpa got a hemi like a ham hock hella old hella long looking like matlock ♪ ♪ dog i don't even wanna have a standoff ♪ ♪ he drunk talkin' 'bout he 'bout to take his pants off dance off ♪ ♪ stop a hater with the macarena i can roger rabbit in my office space ♪ ♪ watch my pace like i'm concentrated constipated when i walk this way ♪ ♪ ♪ i challenge you to a dance off hands off no trash talk no back walk ♪ ♪ on the blacktop just me you that's all ♪ ♪ no cat calls no tag teams no mascots right now dance off dance off ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ get down the floor get down the get down the floor go ♪ ♪ get down the floor do it come on and get down the floor go ♪ ♪ go go go go go go go go dance off go go go go go go go ♪ ♪ i sneak up behind you like a panther who ordered the private dancer ♪ ♪ can i get a amen from the pastor pulled the old do you want a back rub ♪ ♪ you must heard like grey poupon swag on tap like savion ♪ ♪ jump on the tablecloth fake a fall pretend to break my arm then i'm breaking you off ♪ ♪ but please don't tell my baby's mama i wanna dance all night 'til the break of dawn ♪ ♪ i wanna sweat sweat sweat 'til your make-up's gone and baby girl you looking like a champion ♪ ♪ hey you you there get up out of your chair paid twenty bucks to get in this club ♪ ♪ cellphone down you square ♪ ♪ i be going in i can't help it i got bruises on my pelvis ♪ ♪ ladies fellas don't drunk dial your ex's ♪ ♪ hello bouncer i have a job for you while i'm dancing watch my shoes ♪ ♪ tonight is the night that we rendezvous sweat the fountain of youth bust a move ♪ ♪ fringe jacket pants of leather tanktop spandex and pleather ♪ ♪ been a stressful week i've had a lot of pressure you have a lot of great moves but mine are better ♪ ♪ dance off ♪ i challenge you to a dance off ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hands off no trash talk no back walk ♪ ♪ on the blacktop just me you that's all ♪ ♪ no cat calls you ready one no tag teams no mascots ♪ ♪ one two three right now dance off dance off ♪ ♪ get down the floor get down the get down the floor go ♪ ♪ get down the floor do it come on and get down the floor go ♪ ♪ go go go go go go go go dance off go go go go go go go ♪ ♪ get down the floor get down the get down the floor go ♪ ♪ get down the floor do it come on and get down the floor go ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes! yes! that's what i'm talking about! that is how you do it! that is how you do it right there! macklemore and ryan lewis! "this unruly mess i've made" is out now. my thanks to gordon ramsay, elle fanning, jack aiello, macklemore and ryan lewis once again! [ cheers and applause ] that's the way to do it. that's how you do it. give it up for the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- blake lively, from "roadies," actor finesse mitchell, music from a$ap ferg, featuring the 8g band with ray luzier. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers and this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. donald trump, this morning, called hillary clinton a world class liar. he added, and i know that because i see her at all the meetings. [ laughter ] donald trump gave a speech

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