Featuring vince gill. And of crse, the legendary roots crew. Questlove 486. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey thank you very much welcome oh, hot crowd hot crowd tonight i feel it ooh, a dangerous crowd. Welcome welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. Youre here. You made it. Thank you very much, everybody. Welcome. Were gonna have a big show, a a fun show for you tonight. Heres what people are talking about. Hillary clinton got a huge boost for her campaign yesterday when president obama released a video message endorsing her for president. He said he reached the decision entirely on his own, but the video was filmed in hillarys basement and began with Obama Holding up that days newspaper. [ laughter and applause ] just read whats on the paper the video of obama endorsing hillary already has thousands of views online. 17 if you dont count hillary. [ laughter and applause ] obama actually endorsed hillary just hours after he met with Bernie Sanders at the white house. We should have known bernie was in trouble when he left the white house without a rose. [ laughter and applause ] jojo. Now that hillarys the presumptive nominee, Many Democrats are pressuring her to pick a female running mate for an allfemale ticket. [ audience oohs ] hillary was like, well, yeah, lets see how this allfemale ghostbusters does first. Then well [ applause ] but get this. The state Department Says it will take about 75 years to go through the emails hillary sent when she was secretary of state. [ laughter ] while it will take about 76 years to get through one email written by my mom. Its just that then after the movie, we went out to eat and we i had the fish. I never have fish at a a restaurant. [ laughter ] i dont. It scares me. Fish scares me. Thats all in the subject line, too. [ laughter ] over on the republican side, i read donald trump is not expected to meet his fundraising goal of 1 billion. [ audience aws ] unless, of course, he just finds it in his pants after doing laundry. [ laughter ] its like, oh look, a a 1 billion. I hate when that happens. What else is going on . [ laughter ] why dont they just make the private plane out of the black box . [ laughter ] i saw that governor steve hes doing standup. Jimmy its donald trump. Steve yeah, donald trump standup. Jimmy thats Donald Trumps standup act. [ laughter ] do you ever find a [ laughter ] oh, yeah. Did your maid ever find a a missing sock . [ laughter ] i saw that Governor John Kasich just signed a law that would make medical marijuana legal in ohio, and it will take effect in 90 days. [ cheers ] theres a welcome relief against ohios glaucoma outbreak, which will also take effect in 90 days. [ laughter ] like, yeah, thats whats wrong with me, doctor. [ applause ] i have glaucoma. Speaking of weed, i saw that our old pal snoop dogg was asked to throw out the first pitch at the San Diego Padres game this week, but his throw went way outside to the right. And also it was a bag of funyuns, and he was in a a 7eleven. [ laughter ] some news out of england. Pub hours are being extended over there this weekend to celebrate Queen Elizabeths 90th birthday. [ cheers ] so if youre someone who needs to get drunk on the queens 90th birthday, hang in there, Prince Charles. [ laughter ] its like shes a bloody vampire no one lives to 90 i read that General Mills announced its first new cereal in 15 years called tiny toast. Yeah. I think we have a picture of it. There it is. Yeah. The cereals slogan is, tiny toast, for tiny hands. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ as trump ] why do they call them grapenuts . [ laughter ] theyre not grapes. Theyre not nuts. Steve what else . Jimmy what else is going on . [ laughter ] i think we have to do that. Heres some movie news, here. The conjuring 2 comes out this weekend, and the movies based on evil spirits haunting an english family. Yeah. Thats right, an old ghost that wouldnt leave home in england, or as Prince Charles put it, i told you shes like a bloody vampire who lives 90 yearsold come on [ applause ] get this, a British Company is releasing a beer for dogs. Its made with barley and malt. Yeah, a beer for dogs. Of course, your dog has to be 3 years old to buy it. [ laughter ] but the company has released a a beer thank you. [ laughter ] steve beer for dogs. Jimmy thats right, a a company has released a beer for dogs. A lot of dogs are actually trying it out. Heres what a few of them had to say about it. This first dog said, you go get the ball. Im hammered. [ laughter and applause ] next dog said, am am i a a pretty dog . [ laughter ] am i a pretty dog . This next dog said, guys, guys, i just ordered us 450 jars of Peanut Butter on amazon. [ laughter and applause ] and finally this last dog said, wait. We didnt, did we . [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey come back again next week. On monday, Liam Hemsworth and nick jonas will be here, ladies and gentlemen. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy then, ah, its a a great week. Next week we have don rickles, lena dunham, jay leno, dwayne johnson, and Ricky Gervais will all be joining us. Steve wow [ cheers and applause ] thats a hot week. Jimmy hot week. But first, we have a great show tonight. Hes one of the busiest men around. I love this guy. Were gonna talk about his new summer olympics gig and his new sportswear line. He doesnt stop. Hes the best. Ryan seacrest is here, you guys. Steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ryan and i are going to play a game of pictionary later on in the show. So be sure to stick around for that. Thats just going to be awful. Steve thats gonna be a a good time. Jimmy yeah. I mean, i dont know how to draw. Are you going to play with us . Steve sure. Jimmy all right, cool. Plus, this guy is one of the funniest human beings on the planet. I just love him so much. From the soul man, the hilarious cedric the entertainer is dropping by. Steve so entertaining. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy did you see him . Steve yeah. Jimmy in top five. Did you see him steve oh, my god. Hes jimmy chris rocks movie. Steve hilarious. Jimmy that was one of the funniest things ever. And we have, oh, we have great Country Music. Country music royalty, gosh. We got my man chris young and vince gill steve oh [ cheers and applause ] chris young featuring vince gill tonight thats fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] where you gonna see that . Steve nowhere. Jimmy im so excited about that. Man, thats awesome. Guys, todays friday. Thats usually when i catch up with some personal stuff. You know, i check my inbox, i send out some emails, and of course, send out thank you notes and i was just wondering [ cheers and applause ] really . [ cheers and applause ] gonna write out some thank you notes right now. James, can i get some thank you note writing music, please . [ laughter ] steve i think hes mad about something. Jimmy looks like he just came from a funeral or something. Steve wow. Jimmy hes quivering. Cold. Cold over there. Steve sexy james. Jimmy hes got something something in his mouth. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy all right. Here we go. Steve oh yeah. Jimmy thank you, nba finals trophy, for being an elegant representation of a basketball going into a hoop, or just one of those garbage cans that you open with your foot. [ laughter and applause ] i dont know. Steve beautiful. Jimmy im assuming its the first. Jimmy thank you, beyonce, for sneezing at a concert this week. Or as god put it, how much more do you want me to bless you . I mean, i give you [ cheers and applause ] youre gorgeous. You can sing. Steve come on. Jimmy come on. Steve you made lemonade. Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, hostess, for recalling thousands of cases of ding dongs because they may contain peanut residue. So in the name of public safety, it is my duty to tell all of you that your ding dongs may contain nuts. I mean steve wait, what . [ cheers and applause ] whats that . Its true. The ding dongs might have nuts. Jimmy how did we go from having the president on the show to ding dong nut jokes. Steve its america, baby. Jimmy calm it down, man. [ laughter ] thank you, guy in the ikea instructions, for looking like hes sarcastically watching someone put together ikea furniture. [ laughter and applause ] you dont put a flugen in the glugen, dude. Thank you, bernie supporters, for pretending his campaign is still alive. [ cheers ] though, i think ive seen this movie before. Yeah, i have. Yeah. [ laughter and applause ] its actually good. Steve good movie. Jimmy its great. Its funny. It holds up. Steve people love that movie. Jimmy it holds up. Jimmy thank you, cashews, or as i like to call you, nut apostrophes. I like to call them nut apostrophes. Steve that was your candy bar, wasnt it . Jimmy so much easier than just saying steve nut apostrophes . Jimmy so much easier than saying cashews. Steve yeah, than saying cashews. Put a little ding dong in there. [ laughter ] jimmy that was the name of your first book, wasnt it . Steve yeah it was. Put a little ding dong in there. Oh, yeah. Ding dong. [ laughter ] ding dong. Jimmy all right. Thank you, locking the bathroom door when youre alone with your friend at their apartment, for saying, i trust you, but not completely. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy theres a little ding dong in here steve yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy dont come in steve dont look its cold jimmy its cold . Steve yeah, its real cold in your bathroom. Jimmy enjoying it. Steve i dont know why im naked [ laughter ] jimmy you dont have to take all your clothes off to go to the bathroom. Steve yeah, yeah. All right. I got scared i just gotta lock the door. Jimmy okay. Youre good. Thank you, listerine breath strips, for letting me know what its like to eat scotch tape. [ laughter and applause ] there you go, everybody. Thats my thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with Ryan Seacrest [ cheers and applause ] buy an eligible galaxy device and get a free gear vr Virtual Reality headset. Take on the unexpected with a car that could stop for you. Nissan safety shield technologies, available in the altima, sentra and maxima. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you know our first guest as the host of american idol, on air with Ryan Seacrest and american top 40. Starting this summer, you can see him hosting the live latenight coverage of the 2016 summer Olympic Games right here on nbc. Please welcome our good friend, Ryan Seacrest [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Ryan Seacrest [ cheers and applause ] youre a good man looking sharp, as always, buddy. Thank you. By the way, last night, you and the prez, amazing. Jimmy that was fun, right . Do you get nervous when youre interviewing the president . Are you think about like what hes thinking about what youre asking . Jimmy its like interviewing you. This feels the same way to me. The president of the United States and Ryan Seacrest. I get excited about everybody on the show. It was really great. Jimmy hes a god guy. You know, he was loose and fun. Slow jam the news. Jimmy i know. We got to just play around. I dont know. It was just crazy. This show is just nuts and madonna, as always. You know, madonna just brings it. She brings it every time. Jimmy youre my goto guy for music. So you know. I mean, you know duran duran, they played when you were coming out. We have to talk about rio and everything. But, i wanna know. Whats the song of the summer, so we know . Is it Justin Timberlake, right . The Justin Timberlake song is so good, right . Jimmy you cant stop it. It skyrocketed to number one. So i think thats one of the songs of the summer. Theres another one that i like thats gonna break in the next couple of weeks, i believe. Its by gnash. You guys heard of gnash . Jimmy i dont know gnash. Its new stuff. Gnash, this rapper out of los angeles and its called i hate you i love you. So, its perfect for all relationships. [ laughter ] its definitely a love song. Jimmy i hate you, i love you. I think thats gonna break in the next couple of weeks. Itll be another good song for the summer. Jimmy i love this. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Its good stuff, of course. Download it today. Jimmy yeah. Do you remember your first concert . My first concert yeah, i do. My first concert was in the fox theater in atlanta where i grew up. And i was dating Michelle Hess at the time. Jimmy of course. You remember michelle. [ laughter ] jimmy how is she doing, by the way . Shes doing great. Shes married with a couple of kids and im still single. So shes [ laughter ] jimmy good for her. So things have worked out for you. She said yes to come. So, we got my moms volvo. We went downtown to the fox theater and i was so excited to go to this show. And i was in the fox theater and i was waiting for this great ballad to look into her eyes and just feel the love. It was richard marx. Jimmy oh remember richard marx . Jimmy yeah, of course, richard marx. It dont mean nothing so, i was waiting for right here waiting. Jimmy right here remember that one . He comes out jimmy i remember the mullet. I remember the mullet, yeah. He comes out of the floor. Jimmy of course he does and he starts playing the piano. And its like wherever you go whatever you do i will be right here waiting for you jimmy yeah. I love that. So anyway afterward i had used the two quarters my mom gave me. Jimmy we should put a a record by the way. [ laughter ] that is not the song of the summer, by the way. Me and you. But here we are now. Were on the tonight show and were talking and youve done everything. I just love that you do the radio on air but i love american top 40 as well. Just, you know im a fan of the american top 40. Counting them down. Reaching the beast, rocking that ox from 40 to one. The hits, the bullets and the sky rocks. You know what i do now though . Now i do like you can be the caller, right . You can be the caller. So were looking for caller 102 right now. 8005201027 giving away a four pack of tickets to knotts berry farm. Caller, hello, whos this . Jimmy hey how you doing . This is dervis. Hey dervis, where you calling from . Jimmy im calling form my mothers basement. Thats great, dervis. What are you doing down there in your mothers basement . Jimmy im working on a a weird sculpture of what i think aliens will be when they take over the earth. Dervis, im so happy this is radio. [ laughter ] jimmy im currently shirtless. But i always listen to you shirtless, ryan. Thanks so much, you win the four pack. Congratulations and im gonna put you on hold. Take care of dervis, girls. Take care of dervis. Jimmy thats the way you do it. Again, thats how we do it. So thats what we do now, so. Jimmy but when you first started, did you do old bits like that . When i first started my job i was 16 and 17 years old and i got to drive the van and they sent me to the eckerd drugstore parking lot. And id sit there and i would have a 15second callin at 2 35 or 3 35 in the summer. Jimmy why would you have to be in the parking lot . Because i was going to give away something. So id have to get out there. But i get out there so early to practice my 15 seconds and i would be giving away like tab clear or something. Jimmy tab clear . Remember that . It lasted for a little bit. Jimmy no. I remember crystal pepsi. It was right in the same time period. Jimmy oh it was the same time period. They both flopped, yeah. [ laughter ] both it didnt work. My promotion didnt work so well. But my job was to call in and say to the dj, hey, come see us right now at the Roswell Eckerd drugstore. The first 15 people that come by get a tab clear for free. And thats how i got started in radio. Jimmy but you used to go and it was a 15second bit. And you used to go id get so nervous. I used to go 90 minutes ahead of time to practice. You know, when you have those shots i still get like for the olympics, im scared to death. Jimmy this is going to be fantastic. This is like doing a late night thing . So after local news on nbc, well be doing the show live from copacabana beach for two weeks. Jimmy come on. Yeah, that will be cool. Jimmy brazil . Yeah, you cant beat that. You got bob costas and al michaels and like the real sports guys there. And then i show up. Jimmy how is it like have you do you have a a rapport with them yet . I text with i saw al michaels the other night. I text with bob costas. Hes the coolest. Hes an encyclopedia. Jimmy hes a genius. He is a genius. Youve interviewed him. Jimmy oh yeah. He makes me weep. Me too. Jimmy he tells you sports stories and you just go its a beautiful thing. We did the closing ceremonies in london together and we were talking about floats and things like that, right . For the closing. And i kept hearing hes next to me and i kept hearing his voice in my headphones. And you know, his voice was so magical that i kept getting distracted, thinking, my god seacrest, you gotta talk about the floats. Stop like melting because bob costas is in your ear. [ laughter ] so, itll go really well, im sure, in rio. Jimmy oh yeah, but this is gonna be fun. You, rio, single dudes . Hey, look out. [ laughter ] jimmy thats what im saying. I dont know. Also, this is what i love about you, too. Youre always doing something different, and if you can read up about Ryan Seacrest. I always read every article about you because youre just so interesting. What youre doing business wise and entrepreneurial. Its just inspiring. Thank you. Jimmy but you have a a sportswear line coming out. Yes, we have the rio collection coming out. Jimmy distinction is your distinction is our clothing line. We do suits and ties, but weve got a rio collection coming out this summer for the games. Jimmy i mean, come on. And weve got all kinds of great things. Jimmy i could rock this guy. Macys. Jimmy yeah, i could rock this guy. This is all perfect. Even if youre not going to rio, weve got the rio collection for you. And these are all in your sizes, by the way. So you can actually take all these home. Jimmy which one you want me to put on, that one . You wanna put on this one . Jimmy yeah, i could do this. Can i get some rio type