Roots crew. Questlove 469, dallas steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, welcome. Thats the energy. Thats the love. Thats the energy. Thats the spirit that you get here. Heres what people are talking about. Of course the big story is still the election. And yesterday on good morning america, joe biden said that hes confident that Hillary Clinton will be the democratic nominee. Then he said, of course i also bet against the mighty ducks in all three movies, so what do i know . [ laughter and applause ] documentary. Actually, hillarys been having kind of a tough time lately. In fact, yesterday, she lost the West Virginia primary, which came as a surprise since she won there in 2008. Of course, West Virginias coal country. And i cant imagine what she could have said to lose their vote. [ laughter ] because were going to put a a lot of coal miners and Coal Companies out of business, right, tim . [ laughter ] jimmy tim was like, hey, dont bring me into this. [ laughter ] coal miners are like, even we cant help you dig your way out of this one, lady, sorry. [ cheers and applause ] you did this. And ted cruz returned to the senate for the first time yesterday since dropping out of the election. But im not sure he understands exactly how dropping out works. Weve withdrawn from the campaign. And its in the hands of the voters. If circumstances change, we will always assess the changed circumstances. But i appreciate the eagerness and excitement of all the folks in the media to see me back in the ring. Jimmy oh. [ laughter ] no, youre not back. No. Ted cruz is like the exboyfriend who still hangs out with your parents even though you broke up five years ago. [ cheers and applause ] oh, youre home early. Just talking to your mom about what car i should buy. Youre friends with my parents still . Steve fixing your dads computer. Jimmy how was the party . It was good . [ laughter ] get this, sources claim that the drug lord, el chapo will be extradited from mexico to brooklyn next month. [ audience oohs ] which raises the question, if were bringing el chapo here, who exactly are we trying to keep out with that giant wall . [ laughter ] el chapo is the main [ cheers and applause ] oh, this isnt good. A video just came out where Queen Elizabeth is caught on camera referring to chinese officials as very rude. But rather than apologize for her remarks, Queen Elizabeth has just decided to just say how she really feels about a a whole bunch of stuff. Check out what else shes been saying. First she said, the minute i get home from a public appearance, i change into pajamas and an i woke up like dis sweatshirt. [ laughter and applause ] steve really . Jimmy i woke up like dis. Steve i woke up like dis. Jimmy dis. Yeah. Steve dis. Jimmy then she said, when i talk to prince philip, sometimes i just mouth the words so he thinks his hearing his worse than it really is. [ laughter and applause ] thats rude, thats mean, right . Steve thats hurtful. Jimmy and finally, she said, were screwed if england gets invaded, because our only knights are elton john and stephen hawking. [ laughter and applause ] thats true, they would be in trouble. [ cheers and applause ] did you see this . I read a canadian teenager claims that hes discovered the remains of a lost mayan city by using google maps. [ light laughter ] yeah, the city has all sorts of ancient structures. Including one pyramid, an altar and two radio shacks. [ applause ] steve really . Jimmy two of them. Steve theyre still open. Jimmy some business news, here. The gap just reported a decline in sales for its fifth straight quarter, and analysts are saying they might have to close over 100 stores. But look at the bright side, if theres one thing they know how to do at the gap, its fold. [ laughter and applause ] its what theyre great. Put the pants back, ill fold them, dont worry about it. Heres a local story, here. I read that a nature sanctuary in central park thats been closed since the 1930s just reopened. Yeah. Officials say it will be a new exciting place for new yorkers to find a body at the start of a law and order episode. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i was just jogging, officer. [ law and order chimes ] [ laughter ] well, this is pretty cool, here. Employees at a Dominos Pizza saved a customers life by checking in on him after they didnt hear from him because hes ordered pizza every day for ten years. [ light laughter ] no word on what was wrong with him, but [ laughter ] im guessing it had something to do with ordering a pizza every day for ten years. [ laugther and applause ] just doesnt sound i read that a town in texas just agreed to build a a 62 million stadium for its High School Football team. While the School Soccer team just got permission to buy a a ball. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, this made me laugh. A guy brought an unusual work of art on to antiques road show, where he got a very high appraisal. But things didnt quite work out. Take a look at this. Estimating its value is a a little difficult. I think in a retail setting, somebody might well ask in the area between 30,000 and 50,000 for this. What . I think its just its amazing. Just an amazing thing. No. Well, thats my opinion. The show believed the piece was from the late 19th or 20th century. Turns out it was actually made in an Oregon High School art class. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy wait. It got worse when the guy saw a a macaroni necklace and said, oh, my god, is that real . [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. Thank you, guys. Thank you, roots. Its been a great week so far. Theres more ahead. Tomorrow night, grammyaward winner drake will be here steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes hosting saturday night live. Steve hilarious. Jimmy good dude. Plus, we have megyn kelly and music from meghan trainor. Steve whoa. Jimmy double megans. Steve double megans. [ cheers and applause ] then on friday, kit harington, rose byrne and Blake Shelton will all be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] were gonna do something fun with blake. And of course, thank you notes. Thats on friday. Its going to be good. But first, we have a fun show tonight. We always love when this woman pays us a visit. The gorgeous, the talented, Jada Pinkettsmith is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] she is great in gotham. Steve yeah. Jimmy great. Jada and i are going to talk about her big return to the Television Show gotham. And then she and i are going to play a fun game of famous faceoff. Yeah, its a good game. Sweeping the nation. Steve it is. With a broom. Jimmy plus, hes a good friend of the show. I just love the guy. I have to ask him about this story about we had an oscar party. A tiny party. Not even a party. But we had a gathering at our apartment. My dog went to the bathroom on our floor. Steve sure. [ light laughter ] jimmy lets just leave it at that. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy its kind of a weird start. Ill let andy describe what happened. Hes the host of watch what happens live, andy cohen is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] love andy cohen. Love the guy. And we got great music from gallant, everybody. Look at this. [ cheers and applause ] yes. He was a giant, giant hit at sxsw. Now hes making his Television Debut with us tonight. It is some good, good music. [ cheers and applause ] mm, mm, mm. Thats the review. Like mm. Mm, mm, mm type of music. So i go, mm. Steve you all right . Jimmy mm. One time. Mm. Yeah. Close enough. Yeah. [ laughter ] like a twotime, like a like a mm. Want to hear a little bit of it . Weight in gold is the jam hes doing. Im pulling my weight in gold [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Steve its so hot. Jimmy dont touch it, its too hot. Gallant is here, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] dont touch it, dont touch it. Its too hot, its too hot. Give me three times. Ooh, its too hot. Guys, we are finishing up the [ laughter ] steve what are we finishing up . Jimmy whats that . Steve what are we finishing up . Jimmy what, you want it a a fourth time . Steve id love it. Jimmy can we get a four time with it . Its just too hot. You dont know where gallants going to pop up next. Steve wheres gallant . I dont know, where is he . Wheres gallant . Oh. Two times. Jimmy thats what im saying. You dont know. Guys. Were finishing up the second round of the nhl playoffs, where eight teams have been competing to win the stanley cup. And now after the playoffs, they give out awards like most valuable player. But they also give out awards during the playoffs. Sort of like the ones in High School Yearbooks like most likely to succeed, class clown, stuff like that. So with that in mind, its time for the tonight show superlatives. Here we go. Tonight show superlatives jimmy our first player is patrick marleau. Hes a forward for the san jose sharks. He was voted most likely to be the love child of george w. Bush and robert de niro. [ laughter and applause ] steve little bit, little bit. Jimmy you talking to me . Our next player is the star left wing for the washington capitals, alex ovechkin. He was voted most likely to start rubbing two sticks together when you ask if he has a light. [ laughter and applause ] next up from the Tampa Bay Lightning is victor hedman. [ light laughter ] he was voted most likely to be every brad pitt movie character combined into one. [ laughter and applause ] just everybody. Everybody in one. Steve even benjamin button. Jimmy next from tampa bay is vladislav namestnikov. He was voted most likely to be the mother in a swedish horror movie. [ laughter and applause ] next up. Is that gooden toogen . Steve yeah gooden toogen. Swedish chef. Jimmy yeah. Next up from the Nashville Predators is carter hutton. [ laughter ] he was voted most likely to be getting a prostate exam at this exact moment. [ laughter and applause ] bad timing. Steve bad timing. Jimmy its poor timing. Steve you know what . Hes got a busy schedule. Hes got to fit stuff in. [ laughter ] jimmy two times jimmy next from the capitals is nate schmidt. He was voted most likely to puke rainbows when he opens his mouth. Thats not fair. That cant be steve that cant be true, can it . Jimmy that cant be true. Can we see that . Yeah he is. [ laughter ] reallife snapchat filter. Steve taste the rainbow. Jimmy next from st. Louis is kevin shattenkirk. He was voted most likely to be an andy kaufman character named hockey latka. [ laughter and applause ] steve i thought it was going to be something else. Jimmy no, no, no. [ laughter ] steve captains log. Jimmy next up [ laughter ] captain kirk. Captains log . Steve captains log. Brown. Shattenkirk. Jimmy talking about aliens like klingons around uranus or something . [ laughter ] star trek stuff. Steve star trek stuff. Jimmy next up from the dallas stars is alex goligoski. He was voted most likely to stare at his teammates like this when theyre standing next to him at a urinal. [ laughter and applause ] hey. I just finished. Keep doing what youre doing. I dont know. Steve keep on doing what you do, man. Jimmy dont let me stop you, man. Next from san jose is tommy wingels. He was voted most likely to be the love child of michael cera and fred savage. [ laughter and applause ] steve wingels. Jimmy next up from san jose is joe thorton. Steve oh. [ light laughter ] jimmy he was voted most likely to be a puppeteer at the local library. [ laughter and applause ] why was that . Steve hey, kids, here we go. Jimmy i dont know. I cant see it. Finally, from san jose, we have logan couture. He was voted croatian tom cruise. There we go. Those are the nhl superlatives. Well be right back with more of the tonight show, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] siri, open the nba app. Here he is over jackson thats the guy youre playing in this movie. A coldblooded assassin. So what part of you hurts the most . What does it matter to you . Youre playing young kobe. Im playing you all the way through now. I mean, with prosthetics and stuff like that. Siri, play the curious case of benjamin button. Fast forward 20 minutes and 36 seconds. Genius now thats the guy im playing in this movie. Get out of my trailer. Okay. You got it. Can you say i love it . Oh love it . Can you say hey . Hey thats the spirit oooooh. Ooh ooh wooh ooh wooh ooh sing sing, baby baby i love you. Oh yes. Ooooh oooh. Every little thing. Whe gets a ready for you alert the second his room is ready. So you know what he gives . Ill give you everything ive got and then some. He gives a hundred and ten percent im confident this 10 can boost your market share. Feel me lois . Im feeling you. Boom look at that pie chart. The ready for you alert, only at laquinta. Com. [ dreams by beck ] hmmmmm. Hmmmmm. The turbocharged dream machine. The Volkswagen Golf gti. Part of the awardwinning golf family. M [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thats a great crowd, come on, i love it. Thank you, guys, so much. Welcome back to our show, here. As you guys know, i love watching tv. Especially obscure german Television Shows. And the other day i came across this really weird one called bonk, and its hosted by this guy called fritz vanderbonk. He basically shows pictures of celebrities, then does the thing called the bonk, which morphs their faces. Some people even say that i look like the host. But i dont know. You be the judge. Heres a clip. Hello, im fritz vanderbonk, and welcome to bonk. We have lots of celebrities to bonk today, so lets get things started. Heres johnny. Now lets bonk him. The first bonks always the best. Look at who we have here. Its benedict cumberbonk. It is a family feud, right, steve harvey . The survey says bonk. Take a bonk. How about the big old bieber bonk . Hey, justin, is it too late now to say bonkey . Hey, nyquist, you just won the kentucky derby, why the long face . Thats better. Guess whats leading the bonk office . Captain america. Ooh. You wish. Looks like its coming down to hillary and donald. Who will you vote for . It doesnt matter. They both get bonked. Is that funny, hillary . Jon snow is alive. Its time for dead bonk, not dead bonk. Dead bonk. Not dead bonk. Throw back thursbonk. [ whos the boss theme plays ] its time for the real bonk. Ooh, thats a great bonk. Slippery snake bonk. Billy, what has four letters and rhymes with sponk . Bonk. Thats right. Please welcome the wickedly talented, one and only. Bonk. Stacey. Donald sutherland. Guy fieri. Thats all the time we have. But the show wouldnt be complete without a selfbonking fritzy bonk. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i guess he sort of does look like me. I dont know. Stick around, well be right back. Im sorry, well be right bonk with Jada Pinkettsmith, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] has more highspeed data nowthan ever before. Reless. Were talking double the data for just 10 bucks more. Thats 10 gigs of highspeed data. To stream more video. More music. More whatever you want all on americas largest and most dependable 4g lte networks. Choose from two great plans our unlimited plan with 5gb of highspeed data. Or double your data for just 10 bucks more. Find out more at straighttalkswitch. 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Jimmy make sure your feathers to make sure the feathers cover everything. Jimmy absolutely. Yeah. Yes. Jimmy well cut around it. Okay. Jimmy whatever we have to do. [ laughter ] well make sure it works. So good to see you. Its good to see you. Jimmy im so happy youre back on gotham. Thank you. Jimmy its just fantastic. Last time i think we talked about it was when gotham was a brandnew show. And then you died in the first season. I did. Jimmy they killed you off. They did. They threw me off of the building, well, penguin threw me off of the building. But ive been resurrected, frankensteinstyle. Jimmy i mean its yeah. Youre back. Youre like yes. Jimmy its fish mooney on steroids. Now this is stronger than ever. Jimmy 2. 0. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, you are back. And it all sums it up with the first line that you say. Can you tell everyone the first line that you say when you come back . My name is fish mooney, bitch. Jimmy there you go. [ cheers and applause ] that kinda sums it up. Dont mess with you. Its such a good show. Yes, i love it. Jimmy it is a fantastic show. Great job. Please tell everyone, the crew and cast. Its just like, its like watching a movie. It is. And im always surprised because, you know, its a a Television Show so you have to you have to shoot fast. Jimmy yeah, you gotta. Its a lot of time. Yeah. Its yeah. So, but the aesthetics are so beautiful. And i dont know how we do it and im there on set watching. I dont know