cause if its 38 or 39, thats very good. White House Press Secretary sean spicer, today, held his first press briefing in front of cameras in over a week. And it was immediately clear what hes been up to. [ laughter ] batman and robin came out 20 years ago today. But we always kind of suspected. [ laughter and applause ] happy for those two. They have a farm now. Qatar airways, today, was aimed airline of the year at the paris air show. While united was named heavyweight champion by the wwe. [ laughter and applause ] congratulations, you guys. It was alleged yesterday that former National Security adviser, Michael Flynn, failed to report a trip he took to saudi arabia to pursue a joint u. S. Russian business venture. Damn, how many trips did Michael Flynn take . Hes like the Anthony Bourdain of treason. [ laughter and applause ] today was National Vanilla Milkshake day, or as mike pence calls it spicy tuesday [ laughter ] woo hoo hoo hoo taste that nilla. [ light laughter ] a pennsylvania man was recently awarded 870,000 after his doctor removed the wrong testicle. The man said its the last time he ever goes to that dentist. [ laughter ] a Staten Island man is suing the city after he was injured last june by jumping out of an ambulance while drunk. Or as its commonly called, a Staten Island uber. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] this is my stop and finally, a Clothing Company has created a [ audience groans ] womens bathing suit with a photo of President Trump on the front. Said men, whoa check out the ass on her [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a fantastic show for you tonight. Hes starring in a hilarious new comedy with amy poehler, the house. Will ferrell is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] she is a favorite of ours here on late night. You know her from netflix, season five of orange is the new black. Laverne cox is back on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and he is a true personal favorite of mine. I was so honored to have him here last night. So happy hes back again for a second night of music. Jeff tweedy is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] so youre here on an excellent night. Theres something about our show which, despite doing it every night, we dont always have enough time to cover all of the recent news. So, here with a recap is one of our writers, amber ruffin, in a segment we call amber says what . [ cheers and applause ] you guys, things have been crazy okay, first of all, i heard that white House Press Secretary, sean spicer, answered questions in a press briefing where he didnt allow cameras or recording devices. And i was like, what . [ light laughter ] then i realized even when he answers questions on camera, im still like what . [ laughter and applause ] then i heard bill cosbys trial was over. And i was like, what . [ laughter ] bill cosbys in jail. Then my friend was like, no, he is not. And i was like, whaaat . [ light laughter ] did he pass . Then i found out it was a mistrial. And i bet when his accusers heard that, they were like, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what . [ cheers and applause ] what, what, what, what . And then like 40 more times. Yesterday was juneteenth, the holiday that celebrates the emancipation of slaves but my white friends are not familiar with that holiday. So i was like, hey, its juneteenth. And they were like, what is that . Can i go . [ light laughter ] and i said, google it, and no. [ light laughter ] and everyone heard Jared Kushners voice for the first time. And people were like whaat . [ applause ] hilarious hes going to the middle east for peace talks this week. And hes going to be like [ whispering ] please, you guys, cut it out. [ laughter ] and the people are going to be like, what are we talking to this fifth grader for . [ laughter ] then, people were mad because megyn kelly interviewed alex jones. And i was like, who . And people were like, the info wars guy. And i was like, no, whos megyn kelly . [ laughter and applause ] just kidding shes the lady who said santa is white and i will never forget her. Because when she said that [ bleep ], i was like, what . [ cheers and applause ] then, i heard she lost in the ratings. And i was like, hohoho, merry whatmass. [ light laughter ] but most importantly, beyonce and jayz had twins. And i was like, whatwhat . Okay. [ cheers and applause ] yeah heres how it happened. Last week we all learned that jayz was going to be the firstever rapper inducted into the songwriters hall of fame. And everybody was like, what . But on friday, at the induction he was a noshow. Which had everyone like, whaaat . Then beyonces dad announced the arrival of the twins and everyone was like, ahh then sources confirmed that it was a boy and a girl and i was like what what what what what what what what what [ cheers and applause ] this has been amber says what. [ cheers and applause ] seth give it up for amber, everybody. Well be right back with more late night after this. [ cheers and applause ] youve got my back right . Not really. Yes, you do. Every single time i. Get down there you are. You always have. My back my back music piano cover of guns n roses sweet child o mine allthat was amazing. E sitting. The ceiling is all spider webs. We missed grandpas 99th birthday. Im actively trying to stand up right now. And his funeral. Oh i have a beard. Oh a chip. laughter Binge Watching isnt always rewarding. But hotels. Com is. Thanks captain obvious. How long have you been here . Unlock instant savings now and earn free nights to use later. Hotels. Com. 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Let the Geico Insurance agency help you with Homeowners Insurance. Call today to see how much you could save. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody. So, in case you dont know, tonight theres a special election in georgias sixth Congressional District to replace the seat formerly held by now health and Human Services secretary tom price. The seat has been held by republicans since 1979, but it appears democratic candidate jon ossoff has a chance to win the district. Here to talk about tonights election is democratic strategist ben holland. Thank you for having me, seth. Seth okay, now ben, real fast before we get to it oh, yeah, whats up, seth . Seth so we tape at 6 30, we dont know the results of the election. So were going to have you first answer questions as if jon ossoff wins okay. Seth and then well have you answer them as if he loses. [ light laughter ] that sound good . Yeah, thats totally cool. Seth okay, so just great. Seth the first one will be if jon ossoff wins tonights election. Great seth okay. So ben, congratulations on flipping a typically red district blue, this must be a huge victory for the democratic party. Seth, it is not an overstatement to say that the political world was turned on its head tonight. We always thought the election was the epicenter of the current political moment and we knew we would win it. Anything short of victory would have been a disappointment. [ light laughter ] seth okay, great. Same question, now if he loses . Seth, we always knew this was going to be a longshot. [ laughter ] the fact that jon ossoff was even competitive is a major win for the democratic party. [ light laughter ] i think the media and pundits placed way more attention on this election than those of us here on the ground. Seth okay, great, so back to if he wins, now does this victory send a message for washington . Absolutely, seth. This election was always going to be a referendum on the disastrous presidency of one donald j. Trump, plain and simple. [ cheers ] seth great. And if he loses . Seth, this election was always about the local issues [ laughter ] and the people of georgia. To extrapolate some sort of broader, National Message would simply be foolish. [ light laughter ] seth huh. Let me try something. What would you say if it was sunny today in new york city . Id say it was a definitive win for the people of new york city, seth. They sent a clear message to the sky that they wanted a bright and sunny day and they got a bright and sunny day. [ light laughter ] if anything, today was a big loss for clouds. Seth yeah, yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] and what if it rains . Seth, the people of new york never wanted a sunny day. [ light laughter ] this was always less about weather and more about the resiliency of the citizens of new york city. If anything, id say this was a big loss for clouds, because while rain came down, new yorkers rose up. [ laughter and applause ] seth next question, what if you asked your girlfriend to marry you and she said yes . Seth, id say thats a big win. [ light laughter ] not just for me, but for holly, her parents, my parents and love. We knew we were destined to be together. Seth and if she says no . Seth, we always knew ending up together was a long shot. [ light laughter ] so i wish holly the best in her future endeavors. And ill actually take this as a learning opportunity for my next relationship. [ light laughter ] seth and what would you say if she ended up with your best friend, kevin . Id be happy for them. [ light laughter ] i would certainly have some curiosity about when that relationship began, but i dont think i or anyone else can deny that holly and kevin have far better chemistry than she and i ever had. Seth wow [ light laughter ] you are so good at spinning. Thank you, seth. 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Be sure to check out his collaboration with x borahm lee, 16 bars of freedom available via rusic records on all digital platforms. Daru jones is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here, daru. You know our first guest tonight from his work in films such as anchorman, talladega nights, and step brothers. He stars alongside amy poehler in the house, which is in theaters june 30th. Lets take a look. Bob took away our scholarship, which we were kind of counting on. But then we remembered that we have a college fund with our dear financial adviser, dawn. You dont have enough money. Okay, right here. It says right here in this account we have 401,000. Jackpot. You missed it. Nope. That says you have a 401 k account. [ laughter ] if you liquidate that right now, youll have, you know, maybe 5,000. So what happened to the other 396,000 . Seth please welcome back to the show, one of the best, will ferrell, everybody [ cheers and applause ] seth how are you . Im great. Its so nice to be here. Seth were so happy to have you back. Amazing crowd. [ cheers ] seth its a really good crowd tonight. Wow. Seth so and you told me tuesdays were terrible. Seth i did. [ light laughter ] and theyre fantastic, yeah. Seth i regret it now. [ cheers and applause ] theyre fantastic. Seth its a real its a real dip. You just never know. Its a real yeah. Seth monday and wednesday are the peaks and then its usually and then tuesday, yeah, right, yeah, okay. Seth well this so you, you and amy poehler, who i know to be very intelligent people you play right. Seth you play real dummies in this movie. We play real dumb parents. Seth yeah. Who lose all the funding for their Daughters College education. Completely panic and decide, along with their the help of their friend, frank seth right, played by jason mantzoukas. Played by jason mantzoukas. To convert his house into an illegal casino to raise money for our daughter to go to college. [ light laughter ] seth gotcha. And uh seth and they you guys sort of its a common story. [ light laughter ] seth its a common its a common story. Seth its a common America American story its common american fable that weve all grown to love seth right. We just have a little twist on it. Seth yeah. Yeah, yeah. Seth i think of one of aesops fables as a fake casino. What if aesop had the fake casino, just outside of bethlehem. [ light laughter ] seth so you and you guys then take on alteregos. You kind of get we do. Seth you like you like running the casino. Yeah, it becomes an idea that were hesitant to do. But then lo and behold it becomes an outlet for the whole town to kind of let their hair down. Seth yeah. And its working. And then we start, kind of, you know, becoming our own mob bosses and our our we start having fun as a couple again. And we turn into our alteregos. I turn into the butcher. [ light laughter ] seth okay. Based loosely off of deniro in casino. [ light laughter ] and amy turns into her alterego, the burner, because she smokes a lot of weed now. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] yeah. Seth now, i have a picture of the butcher and the burner and is it true . So theres your look there. There i am. [ laughter ] seth its very deniro. Its very deniro. The big golden silk tie, the slicked back hair seth and is it true that our friend amy poehler actually thought this was a good look . Heres what was so funny, amy kept saying to me, you look good. [ light laughter ] and im like, oh, thats really funny. And she was like, no, you need to procure this look for your daytoday life. I am very attracted to you. [ light laughter ] you look taller, so seth and now is it safe to say you have never at any point in your life gone with the slicked back look . As on a daytoday thing . I have i have not gone with the slicked back look. I mean, the couple times ive been jailed seth right, sure. [ light laughter ] and ill slick it back for that weird mugshot photo. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] part of your upbringing was in casinos and around gambling, because your father was a musician. Yes. Seth and so you spent a lot of time in vegas . Well, yeah, my dad would play in vegas from time to time. And my brother and i would get to fly out and and spend like a week with him. Like spring vacation. Seth and how what how old are you out there . Spring break in vegas. Im im im like 11 and my brother is 8. Seth okay. [ light laughter ] and so seth and this is a less kidfriendly vegas than it is today. Yeah, this is pre you know, where now its more of a family place, this is like with old hotels, like the riviera. Seth yeah. And and it still had the glitz, you know, it still was like the Las Vegas Strip was incredible to us and we thought it was so cool. And the dunes and the, you know, desert inn and all these old places. But of course my dad would play late and sleep in and right musicians . You like to sleep in, right . [ scattered applause ] youre not up before 4 00 4 00 p. M. I dont even know what youre doing up now, right . Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] but were kids, were up at 7 00 a. M. T