Transcripts For WCAU Late Night With Seth Meyers 20161209 :

WCAU Late Night With Seth Meyers December 9, 2016

Into into every song that comes out. Please make some noise for the greatest band. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, yeah. You look great, man. Good to see you. Thank you, man. Jimmy as always, i saw on either instagram or something, you were just traveling in paris. Yes, sir. Jimmy were you with david blaine there or . Yeah. Jimmy yeah, does he did he scare you . Well, look, hes a hes a a friend to a lot of us. But hes the only friend you know that, like, just swallows frogs and regurgitates them at will. Jimmy he freaked us out. He came on he was the best. Ive never seen magic like this in my lifetime. I was frightened. My legs were weak. He was playing he was like, look at these cards. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy think of a number. And i go, okay. Im thinking of a number. And he goes and he throws up a frog. And i go, oh my god [ laughter ] i almost passed out. I go, i love this dude. But, ive never had that feeling in my life. Well, as a magician, he has the uncanny ability of making things disappear and reappear, and disappear. Jimmy yeah. Where was he during the election . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i gotta ask him that. What are you doing what are you doing with adidas . Youre doing a thing called, uh, is it hu . H. U. . Yeah, hu. Jimmy hu. And and what is that . Just another collaboration . Youre always doing something cool with adidas. Man, its just a lot its like a platform that allows me to, like, tap into different cultures, so they can tell their stories. And at the same time, were, like, making apparel that is about performing not just physically, but spiritually, and like emotionally. And hu is short for health ultimatum, you know. Its its honestly, like, i think your leader should be the person you see in the mirror. Jimmy thats interesting. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, ive seen i see youre a fashionable guy. I cant pull off any of this. [ laughter ] well, this is this is g star. Jimmy i know, but g star thats in thats all my wardrobe is, is mostly g star. But besides that i dont i cant you can pull all this stuff off. Youre a fashionable dude. Im glad that you know fashion. Whats whats the advice . Anything for me . Anything that, whats the next well, what do you got coming up . Jimmy whats next for me . Im hosting the golden globes, in january. Thats a big deal. [ cheers and applause ] im nervous but very excited. To me, like, i think whats most important right now, is individuality. So, whatever it is, thats going to help you shine even more. Not necessarily in terms of, like, brightness, but i mean, the real you come out, i think thats what you should do. And it should be d. I. Y. Do it yourself. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy do it yourself. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, all right. On top of it. Jimmy okay, i can do that. Like, just do your thing to it, you know. Dont just mannequin shop. Like thats jimmy do something different. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. Thats very 2000s. Jimmy yes, please. Im over the 2000s. This is a brandnew year, 2 2017, lets kick it off. Lets do it. Jimmy fresh. Punch. Jimmy g star. Yeah. Jimmy raw. Raw, yeah. Jimmy raw, man. Raw, lets get raw. You know . Lets get raw. R. A. W. Go shoot the king. Jimmy lets get sushi, lets get sushi on everybody. Yes. [ light laughter ] raw like sushi. Jimmy yeah, exactly. Lets get like medium rare, type of stuff. You know what im talking about . Lets do it. Jimmy lets do it. No masago. [ light laughter ] jimmy lets go like kobe, man. You know what im saying, dude . Lets do it. Jimmy lets slice it, slice it, put it on hibachi, and be done with it, man. Why, dont you just say it . Jimmy thats it, youre out man, youre done. [ laughter ] oh, man, i love you. I know youre always youre making great music. Youre also i love that you just give advice and youre so very positive. I saw this girl online called Maggie Rogers. Let me get her name correct. Yeah. Jimmy you were giving a it was master class at n. Y. U. Yep. Jimmy and you were just like giving constructive criticism, to all these kids about their music and they were playing things, and you went, well, i like that. This is the thing that i thought was cool, and i like this thing. Yeah. Jimmy but then this girl blew you away. Oh, yeah. Jimmy and i just want to show a clip of this. This is a video of you, because you almost get choked up listening to her. This is it, right here. Pharrell williams. [ applause ] wow. I have zero, zero, zero notes for that. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you had no notes. Yeah, no. Jimmy no notes for that song. Her name is Maggie Rogers. Yeah. Jimmy people saw this clip. It went viral. Her song now, has been streamed over 20 million times on spotify. Yeah. Jimmy because of you. No. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy because of you. No way, its not because of me. Jimmy no, it is. No, no, no. Jimmy i know youre going to give her credit, but then our music booker, julie, she heard the song, we booked her on our show, february 20th. [ cheers and applause ] Maggie Rogers is coming on to do a song called alaska. Thats awesome, man. I just think its great. Man, you heard the music man. You really heard the music. Jimmy i love we love music here, man, and we love positivity. So thanks again. Lets talk about this. cause this is what a what an interesting day to talk about this film. Man, three africanamerican female protagonists, who are not best friends or consoling each other over divorces or anything. They are actually scientists, engineers, mathematicians who are technologically advanced. [ cheers and applause ] and this is the story i mean, and Katherine Johnson, her math was integral. It is actually, what helped john glenn make it into the orbit of space. Jimmy yeah. Yeah. And unfortunately, we lost him today. Like thats crazy. Please give him a hand. Man, hes was the first. [ applause ] jimmy john glenn, unbelievable. Its crazy. But but this tells that story very, very, very well. Jimmy and thank you for doing this, and taraji, we love. I mean and she hits it out of the park in this one. 100 . Jimmy she really does. But you also, you compose songs, you produced the songs, you sang. I mean, this is yeah. And produced this album. I mean, this is a lot for you. Well, you know what, we were trying to serve this amazing story. Jimmy yeah. This is as i said before, three africanamerican women in the 1960s, facing nasa. Two subjects i was subject i was obsessed with, since i was a child, and it happened where im from, hampton roads, virginia, in the 1960s. So how could i not do any and everything. Me and my partner, mimi valdes, like we we did everything we could, to serve this story. Man, i was, getting people coffee, whatever i needed to do. Jimmy yeah, whatever you got to do, to get it done. 100 . Jimmy and then it turned out great. Thank you. Jimmy i want to show a clip from Hidden Figures. It opens in select theaters december 25th and then nationwide on january 6th. Take a look at this. Whats the status on that computer . Shes right behind you, mr. Harrison. Can she handle analytic geometry . Absolutely. And she speaks. Yes, sir, i do. Which one . Both. Geometry and speaking. Ruth, get me the do you think you can find me the firnaframe for this data using the gramshmidt orthonormalization algorithm . Yes, sir. I prefer it, over euclidean coordinates. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy she can act, man. Youre going to perform tonight with kim burrell. What song are you doing tonight . I see a victory. Jimmy i see a victory, and yeah. [ cheers and applause ] when you even hear it, at the rehearsal i dont know if you saw rehearsal, but it was a a great this choir shes unbelievable. Jimmy and she is amazing. All right, so we have pharrell and burrell. [ light laughter ] yeah. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy performing i see a victory off of Hidden Figures the album, give it up for Pharrell Williams and kim burrell, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] theyll call it a mystery but were gonna call it victory well be writing history its gonna be victory theyll be signs on top of signs just so you know the history its saying victory everybody, stand up is with me oh let them laugh about it dont worry what the doubters saying yes its an uphill battle but guess who else is playing the next time yall in action and the ghost is in the room watch you work through the masses you know that weve been used let go let it be let go let it be no matter how deep no matter how deep i swear just believe i swear just believe youll find victory find your victory theyll call it a mystery but were gonna call it victory well be writing history its gonna be victory theyll be signs on top of signs just so you know the history its saying victory is with me hey, come on so i tallied all my losses and i turned them into lessons and what seemed to be less i turned them into blessings see im not trying to lose you but the spirit is relentless and when you let go let him use you then you can be a witness let go let it be let go let it be no matter how deep no matter how deep i swear just believe i swear just believe youll find your victory find your victory theyll call it a mystery but were gonna call it victory well be writing history its gonna be victory theyll be signs on top of signs just so you know the history its saying victory is with me the bible says you should pray for nothing cause every week its gonna be something you know the devil cant wait to jump in and complicate the things you trust in but i know my foundation is solid and can take some hating prayers gonna be on this space station on the way to the masters apron theyll call it a mystery but were gonna call it victory well be writing history its gonna be victory theyll be signs on top of signs just so you know the history its saying victory is with me [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on come on oh, my gosh. Thats the way to do it kim burrell [ cheers and applause ] kim burrell Pharrell Williams Hidden Figures the album is available now well be right back, everybody oh, thats how you do it [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thank you to robert de niro, tom petty, Pharrell Williams, kim burrell [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Thank you so much. Bye [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight taraji p. Henson, from mozart in the jungle actress, lola kirke, chief political anchor of fox news, bret baier, featuring the 8g band with abe cunningham. [ cheers and applause ] ladiesnd gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening, im seth meyers, this is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. Fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. Donald trump this weekend will give his first sunday morning news interview since the election. And its a big sacrifice for him because sunday morning is usually when he tweets about saturday night live. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] hell find the time. Hell still find the time. During trumps sunday morning news interview he is expected to discuss the agenda for his first 100 days in office. Said trump, wait, i have to be president for a hundred days . [ laughter ] im running a business. Trump adviser, kellyanne conway, told reporters today that donald trump is a huge elton john fan. That can be cured, said mike pence. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i know youre an elton john fan now. But together we can beat this. [ laughter ] Donald Trumps team is reportedly desperate for an alist celebrity to perform at his inauguration. With one official saying they can quote, do better than kid rock. Besides kid rock is going to be too busy with his new job as secretary of state. [ laughter and applause ] a new study found that women in the arts earn an average of 20,000 per year less than their male colleagues. Which explains why this woman looks so mad at her husband. [ laughter ] you know, because shes in the arts. When youre in a painting, that mean youre in the arts, according to our writer who wrote that joke [ laughter and applause ] that makes this much sense. At its best at its best that joke makes this much sense. [ laughter ] scientists reportedly predicting that 5 billion years the sun will expand and destroy all life on earth. Though most experts agree this orange ball of gas may do it sooner. [ cheers and applause ] and finally, finally tonight, according to a new study, playing video games releases the same level of dopamine in the brain as an orgasm. The only difference is, i know how to give my wife a video game. [ laughter ] [ applause ] here you are, dear. Call of duty special ops. You guys, we have a great show for you tonight. You know her as cookie from the smash hit empire. She has a new film Hidden Figures, taraji p. Henson is back on the show. [ cheers and applause ] one of our favorites. Also, shes in amazons mozart in the jungle, lola kirke is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] the fantastic actress to talk about her wonderful show. Plus we have chief political anchor of fox news and host of special report, bret baier is here tonight. So looking forward to talking to him about everything going on in the world today. Before we get to all of that, president elect donald trump scored an early political win when he claimed to have struck a deal to save more than a thousand jobs at a carrier plant in indiana. But the details of the deal that have since come out have undercut to some degree trumps victory lap. For more on this its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth donald trump was able to win rust belt states in the midwest in part by fashioning himself as a champion of the working man and impressive feat considering that the only tool hes ever used is a a spork from kfc. [ light laughter ] and in almost every campaign rally, he promised to keep american jobs in the u. S. Offering one specific example, carrier, a company that makes air conditioners and other ventilation systems which was planning to move about 2,100 jobs from two facilitates in indiana to mexico. Trump repeatedly pledged that he would punish Companies Like carrier for outsourcing jobs and would personally intervene to try and stop them. Im not going to let other countries take our jobs, like carrier where they move their factory to mexico, they fire everybody. Were not going to lose carrier air conditioning from indianapolis. Were not going to let carrier come in, make air conditioners in mexico, sell the air conditioners to us, across a very Strong Border now without consequence. There will be consequences. They will pay a 35 tax on every air conditioner that comes across the border. Youre looking at a situation in our country where our jobs are being ripped out of our states. Im not just talking here. They are being ripped out of our states. Theyre being ripped out of our country, like i say it like candy from a baby. Seth who rips candy from a baby . The whole point of taking candy from baby is that its supposed to be easy. You dont need to rip it from them. [ light laughter ] trump is always so much more extreme than necessary. If i see baby with candy, what i do is i punch him out and then rip it from his unconscious hands then tie the babys feet together so that when the baby wakes up it is all the more harder for them to track you down. [ light laughter ] then you have the peace of mind of enjoying your candy. Although, in fairness to trump, babies do have much bigger hands than he does. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] but apparently apparently trump didnt actually think he would have to live up to his promises. In an incredible moment of honesty, he admitted that the only reason he intervened to cut a deal with carrier was that he saw someone on tv who for whatever reason believed what trump had said during the campaign. Ill never forget, about a week ago ways watching the nightly news. They were doing a story on carrier. They had a gentleman worker, great guy, handsome guy, he was on. And it was like he didnt even know they were leaving. He said, something to the effect, no, were not leaving because donald trump promised us that were not leaving. And i never thought i made that promise. And then they played my statement. And i said, carrier will never leave. But that was a euphenism. Seth a euphenism. Im not sure thats how you promounce that. [ laughter and applause ] also, what you said was not a euphemism. If you say, i got to second base, thats a euphemism. Im not going to let an air Conditioning Company move to mexico is just a sentence. [ laughter and applause ] how did your date go last night . Lets just say, i didnt let an air Conditioning Company move to mexico. [ light laughter ] does that mean it went well . So trump and

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