Cow. Cow. C. O. W. E. I. E. I. O. [buzzer] dangnabbit. Geico. Fifteen minutes could save you. Well, you know. Jazmine never, never, never, never, never run, missy, run ella careful. Jazmine dont tell mom im here. Thank you. Janine jazmine. Aunt ella, ive ive been looking all over for jazmine. Shes not in her room. Is she back there . C. J. no. Shes not in aunt ellas room, either. Janine where . C. J. if we dont find her, were gonna be late for her dentists appointment. Jazmine, um, we we know youre in there. Jazmine [ deep voice ] no, im not, and theres nobody home. Ella jazmine. Jazmine, come out of that closet and stop playing games. Jazmine this is not a game. Janine jazi, baby, why are you so afraid of going to the dentist . Jazmine cause malik said that the dentist is gonna scrape my teeth with a metal hook and then drill holes in my mouth. C. J. malik. Malik what . Thats what happens. Jazmine aah janine jazmine. Jazmine aah janine jazmine. Jazmine aah janine jazmine, baby, theres no reason to be afraid of the dentist, okay . Its actually quite fun. Ella yeah. Jazmine, he is going to give you a smile like beyonce. Jazmine really . C. J. yeah, yeah. You are gonna look like a movie star. Janine yes, yes. C. J. and theyre gonna give you, um, stickers. Janine lots of em. C. J. yeah, and and a new toothbrush. Janine yep. C. J. and, uh, if if you like, we can go to royal burger afterwards. Jazmine mom, is it gonna hurt . Janine you are not gonna feel a thing. Jazmine okay. Janine okay . C. J. okay. Im gonna go get the car. Janine im gonna grab my purse. Ella mwah okay, baby, have a wonderful time at royal burger. Jazmine [ chuckles ] yes, maam. Ella leave her alone. Malik okay. So, jazi. [ chuckles ] they have tricked you once again. Jazmine [ scoffs ] what do you mean . Malik well, they they actually told you that going to the dentist was gonna be fun. Jazmine yeah. And afterwards, were gonna go to royal burger. Malik oh, really, now . [ laughs ] wow. Well, uh, jazi, how you gonna eat a royal burger with no teeth . Jazmine what . Malik yeah, let me show you this picture. Okay. You see that girl right there . Jazmine yeah. Malik she went to the dentist. Jazmine aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah malik well, my work here is done. Ella oh, hey. Oh [ laughs ] oh, that is so cute he won that for you . Calvin no, aactually, its my bear tracie won it for me. Ella oh. Okay. I guess thats cute, too. Tracie look, baby, im gonna run. I need to get a phone call at my house, actually. Calvin oh, okay. Well, why dont i walk you . Tracie its cool. Um, i got to go by the Grocery Store and pick up some stuff, anyway, but, um, tomorrow lets get together. Something very important i want to talk to you about. Calvin oh, okay. Tracie okay . Calvin okay. Tracie all right. Bye, miss ella. It was good to see you. Ella see you later, baby. Calvin open that for you. Tracie thank you. Calvin bye, baby. Tracie see you later. Ella i like her. Calvin i like her, too. [ laughs ] i know i havent been dating her that long. Mama, i think shes the one. Ella i dont think i like her that much. Calvin no, mama, im serious. Shes got me doing things i never thought id do. Like, this morning, i did my own laundry. Ella i like her. I like her. I like her that much. Calvin you do . Ella yes. Calvin and i dont even sleep late no more. Matter of fact, i was the first one in the class. And when other girls call me, i dont even take their calls. I havent thought about another girl since me and tracie hooked up. The topper i added a poetry class to my schedule. Ella you added a class . Calvin yes, and i like it. I think somethings wrong with me. Ella no, no, no, no, calvin. Calvin no . Ella no. Its just called love, baby. Calvin oh [ scoffs ] oh, love . The l word . Come on. That that word is way too strong, mama. Plus, players dont fall in love. C. J. yes, no. Well well definitely be there. Okay. Thank you. All right. Janine c. J. , i dont know if well be able to get her there. Malik look, you are making this way too hard. Just figure out what she really wants to do and just take her to do it. C. J. like the movies . Malik or the mall. Janine i dont think this is a good idea. I dont know. C. J. no, no, no. The malls a good idea. Malik yeah. You could take me. When we get there, you could buy me a gift, and thatll distract her. She wont even be thinking about her dentist appointment. C. J. nice try, homey. Youre gonna stay your butt right here. Janine c. J. , i really dont think that we need to go this method to get c. J. no, no. I think its a good idea. Sometimes, you got to do a little wrong to do a little right, okay . Do you feel me . Jazmine jazmine, could you come out here, baby . Jazmine coming. C. J. hey, baby, how you doing . Jazmine daddy, im good. C. J. all right. How would you feel if we took you to the mall and bought you that new miss missy townhome . Jazmine [ gasps ] are you serious . janine yes. Malik yeah. Were all going. Jazmine yall arent just messing with me, are you . Janine no. No, no, no, no. If youre ready to go, we can leave right now. Jazmine im ready. Janine right now. Lets go. C. J. see . Jazmine ah um. Which mall are we going to . C. J. atlantic station. Janine lenox. Station. Jazmine its a trick janine no, its not. Jazmine, im not playing with you. Jazmine its a trick aha its a trick c. J. jazmine now, we should have blocked this door. Jazmine but you didnt, so ha ha janine oh, unhunh. Enough is enough. Im telling you this whole timeout thing isnt working anymore. C. J. you know what . Jazmine aah c. J. youre going to the dentist. Jazmine [ crying ] ella calvin, calvin, calvin, please, what is it . Have a seat. Calvin well, i just been thinking about what tracie said, and she she said she had something important to talk to me about. And im im nervous because i dont know what it is. Ella well, okay. Wait till she gets here. Calvin maybe she wants me to move in with her or or she wants me to marry her. Ella what . Calvin but what about the house . What abut the kids . Ii cant send them to college. Ella you got that right. [ laughs ] calvin oh, i dont know what to do. Ella baby, come. Come and sit down. Maybe youre making more of this than you should. Calvin maybe. Mama, i just really like her. Ella okay. Calvin i even wrote her a poem. Ella you wrote her a poem . Calvin yeah, you you want to hear it . Ella no. No. But. Go ahead. Go ahead. Calvin yeah . Okay. Im gonna im gonna perform. Ella youre gonna perform . Calvin yeah, yeah. This piece is entitled tracie. Ella how creative. Calvin before, i just wanted to party like a rock star and buy girls a drink. Ella [ laughs ] calvin but now, all i can think about is tracie. Ella baby, that that dont rhyme. Calvin it dont have to. Ella oh, it oh, its oh. Calvin she is my first thought when i wake in the morning. My last thought in the evening. The first girl ive ever. Ella wait no, no, no. I dont want to hear this. Calvin . Loved. Ella oh. Yes. Calvin tracie. What do you think . Ella i ought to stand up oh calvin ha you like it . Ella yeah. Calvin im gonna im gonna do it for her. Ella no, no, no. No. No, no, no. Calvin no . Ella dont do that for her. Calvin why . Ella do you want to keep her . [ doorbell rings ] calvin i thought you liked it. Ella calvin, do not perform that for her. Im gonna give you guys some privacy. Oh come on in, tracie. Youre so pretty. In the morning. And pretty. In the new day hey, hey, hey tracie [ chuckles ] calvin dont. Yeah. You want to sit down . Tracie no, im fine standing. Thank you. Calvin okay. Ill sit. No, i wont. Baby, look, ive been thinking, and i know what youre gonna say. And, baby, i want to tell you that i am in tracie im moving back in with my ex. Calvin thats not what i was gonna say. Tracie [ voice breaking ] look, im im sorry, okay . You are so sweet, and i enjoy the time we spend together. Please dont get me wrong. But. My ex and i weve decided to work things out. We were together for seven years, and hes great with kyle, and. I love him. Calvin tracie, whats tracie dont do that. Dont do that. Calvin is it something i did . Because i havent played video games in weeks. Tracie no, no. Its nothing you did. Calvin well, is it something that i didnt do . Tracie no. Calvin tracie, please tell me youre joking. [ sighs ] all the goodness of milk, all the deliciousness of hersheys syrup. The next powerful storm is going to hit. But it will. Thats why theres a new duracell battery. Introducing duracell quantum. With its high density core, its a quantum leap in battery power. The next storm is out there. But so are the heroes. So were giving a million duracell quantum to First Responders everywhere. Power. In the hands of the most powerful. Duracell. Trusted everywhere. Olive gardens newds lunch combinations. L. Choose from calzones and sandwiches. Like our new signature meatball sandwich. Served with unlimited soup or salad. So many lunch combinations starting at 6. 99. When you go olive garden whoo mmm oh, yeah [ male announcer ] discover your new orleans. Start exploring at followyournola. Com. Ella good morning. What are you doing, baby . Calvin. C. J. morning, aunt ella. Ella hey, baby. C. J. whats up, big cal what you doing, homey . Calvin tracie. Ella what did he say . C. J. oh, no, homey. Oh, i know you aint crying. Calvin [ crying ] tracie. Ella okay, baby, tracie is tracie still here . Tracie c. J. what happened . What happened to tracie . Calvin hurt. C. J. shes hurt . Calvin hurt bad. Hurt, hurt, hurt. Ella what happened, and where is she right now . C. J. yo, was she in a car accident . Im gonna call tracie. Calvin gone. Ella gone . Shes gone. Gone gone where, baby . Calvin forever. Ella forever . Malik cousin calvin, are you all right . Calvin [ whines ] c. J. hey, hey, hey, tracie. Yeah. Are you okay . Um, well, no, its just that calvin said oh. You guys broke up. So you could get back with your ex . Ohh. No, hes fine. Hes fine. Calvin stupid malik aah ella aah calvin stupid mnh [ wailing ] c. J. uh, no. No, hes all right. Hes all right. He was, uh, he was watching the game, and it was a play he liked he liked, you know . Yeah. Hes cool, though. All right. Uh, ill talk to you later. Calvin [ crying ] malik cousin cousin calvin, man, you you used to be my hero. Calvin i know. [ pounding on door ] man. Pookie killer cal, whats up, baby . What it do . Down low . Wow. See that, p. . Its worse than i thought. Cal would never not dab me. Peanut man, its a lot worse. Pookie but thats all right, though, killer cal, pimp c. , cause we got the heartbreak survival kit. Peanut bam there you go right there, man. There you go. Pookie what you know about that . Calvin dude, its half empty. Whatd you do pour out some for the homies . Pookie nah, dont nobody do that no more thats alcohol abuse. We stopped over at tasha and nenes house on the way here. Peanut man, them girls can drink. Pookie hold on. Hold on. Cal, what is this . Calvin a poem. Pookie ohh peanut poem . Pookie oh, man. Oh, this is terrible, shawty. The first girl i ever loved. Was tracie . [ laughter ] peanut okay, so, you mean to tell me you was like, i love you, tracie, and she was like, i dont even much like you . Calvin dude, yall are not helping. Peanut are you gonna keep the poem . Pookie look, cal, she turning you into a little punk, man. I dont know what happened to you, but thats why we here. Come on. Lets roll out. Peanut yeah, thats you. Pookie for real, dawg, we about to roll out. Calvin no, i dont want to go pookie hey, come on, man. We got to get you out of here, dawg. This aint you. Calvin im im staying here. Pookie all right, look. Well, beat this right . There is this strip club called the castle. P. , tell him about the moroccan honey that work there. Peanut i dont know if she moroccan, but she got long hair, and she be mo rockin than the other girls in there. Calvin dude, im not going to no strip club. Peanut oh, you a little poet now. You too sadiddy for the strip club now . Thats what the deal is . You be turning okay. Well, all right, since you too sadiddy for the strip club, i got something i know youre gonna have to mess with, man. J. D. Having a pool party. Pookie yes, sir. Peanut i say, j. D. Having a pool party. Pookie yes, sir. Peanut thats right. You know what that mean . That mean martinis and bikinis. That mean models and bottles, and we gonna get in for the free. Pookie im on the guest list right now, plus two, baby. Whats good . Calvin do you think tracie gonna be there . Pookie look, youre gonna get over this tracie stuff, man, all right . Tracie does not want you. She wants somebody whos confident and strong. Now, is that you right now . No, its not. Come on, man. We out of here. Seriously, grab the yac. Come on, man. Get up, for real. We aint having it, man. Lets roll out. No, no, no, no, no. Peanut you cant go to the club with no teddy bear in there. Pookie hey, come on, man. Peanut you got this from tracie . Pookie yeah, she won that at the contest. Peanut girl, see ya bam pookie oh, thats the cal i remember, shawty what im talking about, fool. Oh, man, one in the front. Peanut thats what im talking about. Pookie one in the back. Wshh wshh call me, girl. Call me. Calvin shh shh shh shh pookie mnh peanut hey, you loud, too. Calvin everybodys sleeping. Peanut you loud, too. That was fun, though. That was off the chain, man. Pookie shawty, thats what it is right there thats the deal. Peanut it felt good to see you back to yourself, man. How many numbers you pulled out of there, boy . Calvin man, i dont even know, but after they saw me talking to that model chick. [ laughs ] all them honeys started passing me they numbers. Peanut look at that. Pookie oh, man, its the model chick the model chick. Was that the one with the blond hair and the big old. Peanut no. No, see, dude, thats the video chick. They totally different. Pookie if that was the model video chick, who was the chick with the grille . Peanut oh, no, are you talking about the one that looked like lil jon . Pookie yes calvin hey, hey, hey, settle down. Pookie what, dawg . Our bad, dawg. We just happened to see you back to pimping cal, baby. We missed you, man. Peanut good to see you back to yourself. Pookie thats all it is, dawg. Ella mnhmnh. Mnhmnh. Mnhmnh. Peanut hey, miss ella. Ella what are you all doing out here . Peanut hey. Ella hey, baby. Pookie hey, auntie. Ella good morning. Good morning. Pookie how you doing . Look, we not trying to be loud and disrespect your house, but we had to come over and, you know, depunk your son. Peanut not that you was raising a punk, not that you would raise a punk, but, you know, he was doing bad. He was real miserable. Ella well, thank you. I think. Peanut oh, youre welcome. Ella all right. Youre welcome. Pookie where you going . Ella im not going anywhere. As soon as you all leave, im going to bed. Peanut oh, okay. Ella okay. Good night. Pookie all right. Ella and theres nothing here the kitchens closed. Pookie yes, sir. Ella all right, baby. Peanut were gonna holler at you. Were gonna come by tomorrow and check on him. Ella okay, bye, clayton. Bye, quincy. Thank you. Calvin pookie, peanut pookie thank you. Ella good night, baby. [ door closes ] whoo. Calvin my dawgs. Ella [ laughs ] well, its good to see you feeling better, baby. Calvin yes, i am better. Ella you had me nervous today. You were sitting on that couch in fetal position tracie. Shield. Sneeze. Swish. Shield. Sneeze. Swish. This back to school, theres a new routine grab a kleenex tissue, to help keep your hands clean shield. Sneeze. Swish. Shield. Sneeze. Swish. La. La. La. La. [ female announcer ] only kleenex brand has sneeze shield in all their tissues. This back to school, kleenex everyday tissues with sneeze shield help keep stuff off kids hands. And now theyre thicker and more absorbent. But do you really . [ female announcer ] neutrogena® makeup remover erases 99 of your most stubborn makeup with one towelette. Can your makeup remover do that . [ female announcer ] neutrogena® makeup remover. Malik hey, how was the dentist . Jazmine [ speaking indistinctly ] malik what . Jazmine [ garbled ] it wasnt that bad. Malik oh, it wasnt that bad. Oh, okay. Jazmine [ speaking indistinctly ] malik ii really dont know what youre saying. Oh, the stuff that you got from the dentist. Oh, okay. Okay. Man, they didnt give me all this stuff when i went. Jazmine [ laughs ] [ speaking indistinctly ] malik what you you need your ointment . Is that in here . Jazmine [ speaking indistinctly ] malik oh, an aappointment. [ sighs ] im not going in there. Jazmine [ laughs ] malik dont tell them im here. [door opens] [squealing happily] what is going on, sweetheart . We were in the car with uncle terrence listening to lux 97. The Radio Station. Yes, and theyre giving away a trip for two to see rihanna in los angeles so me and lindsey are going to team up and win the tickets. Oh. My. Gosh. I cannot wait to call kelly. Shes going to be like, omg, youre totally lying. Im going to be like, no, im not. And shes going to be like, yeah, you are all right, all right. This is going to be so awesome kevin, i didnt know that you like rihanna. I dont. I just want to go to l. A. All we have to do is listen to the Radio Station for the next three days. And after they play five songs without rihanna in them. If were the 97th caller. Both we win Rihanna Los Angeles rihanna rodeo drive okay, okay, okay. Wait, wait, wait. Shh, shh, shh, shh. Now, i dont want you guys to get your hopes up, okay . I grew up trying to win those radio contests, and its not as easy as you think. How hard could it be . Yeah, nobody listens to the radio anymore. You were listening. Thats cause were were in the car with uncle terrence. And hes old. Yes. Right. Okay, why dont you two go get ready for dinner . Okay. [squealing happily] hola, hola, hola, eh, eh, eh eh, hola eh, eh, eh okay, well, somebodys in a good mood. Thats because i just got two Diamond Club Seats to the marinersyankees game this saturday. Bam wow thats right, wow. Baby, these seats are so close, the umpire asks you to hold his spit cup. [laughs] these seats are so close, you have to duck when the batter swings. Look, if the seats were any closer, the pitcher could be like, hey, man, get out the way. Well, honey, that is great. Oh look, these tickets come with free drinks, private parking, and an allyoucaneat buffet in the clubhouse. Man, martin and i are going to be in man heaven. Youre taking martin . Yes. Why . Because hes my friend. So what, im not your friend . Thats not what i meant. Well, thats how it seems. So you have your choice of people that you can take to your little man heaven, and the first person you think of is martin because hes your friend . Well, what does that make me . Baby, you dont even like baseball. That is not true. Really . Name one baseball player. Hank aaron. Name one baseball player thats played in the last 35 years. Hank aaron. Look, the point is, is that you should have asked me first. Why, so you could turn right around, say no, and then i ask martin . If you knew i was going to say no, why didnt you just ask me . Ill tell you why. Because you didnt want to take the chance that i might say yes, because you didnt want to go with me. You wanted to go with your friend. Larry bonds. Barry bonds, baby. Are we there yet . Tell me, tell me, tell me tell me, are we there yet . Captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com i thought i was your friend. Im sorry, man. Look, i fought hard for you. Its just that she