Kirk eric you have said are you a cheater . You cheated in the past no, i havent. I aint cheated in no past. Did you cheat on your last girlfriend with her didnt you have a girlfriend that you cheated on with her . [laughter] so what. That is so what. Because look, it like this. When you get it to one another and say we broke like im going my way but you still like one another you know what i mean. Say for example your blond girl kirk are you trying to convince m or her . I believe that and they dont believe me neither. Kirk erics twin brother derek has caught donna flirting at the club and is tired of her lice and wants his brother to leave her once and for all. Welcome derek to the show. [applause] dont want to hear it. How are you doing. Ive seen you several times at the club withuys first of all, you already know how you lie. If i was in the club with somebody you would have been in my face. You are not going to be doing my brother like this so dont try to lie like somebody was in a club doing this. He everybody say if i was in there cheating hwould be in my face. My brother im tired of him being hurt about this situation about come on, man. Or how you he found letters and that stuff and i told him he is so hurt. He is saying because he is [inaudible] [all talking at once] [inaudible] you nerve seen me. You wont go visit him . Because im going to go visit i never said nothing about going to visit him. He asked me for my address like i told you. Why would you visit somebody that you dont like . Listen we have kids. Kirk donna. Donna. They dont mean we had sex. That dont mean we hadex you told me yall did you lying. Kirk eric have a st i have questions here. Why are guys writing you letters from prison . Before he went in that aint the problem. Its when you are writing back how about that. When you are writing back. Kirk hang on. Hang on derek and you guys do look like you dressed each other. [laughter] [applause] kirk listen if you knocked on my door and opened it i would think you were selling something. [laughter] now listen wait. You wrote somebody back . Yeah, i wrote him back. Kirk why do you have pen pals in prison . First of all i did not start writing. He wrote me and yeah, he wanted to get back together get back with me. This is the ex . Someone that wanted to get back together with you he wanted to start a connection. We had a friendship and we never had sex nothing like that. We had a friendship. And he wanted to get with me. But what dude what dude in jail not going to write somebody outside and say they want to be with them . What you told me yall did. Yes, you did. Girl. [laughter] kirk you know what is great is when what is great here is what is great you do the sound effect and he does the body. You guys are twins. Yes, we are. If you would let me finish what i was saying i never initiated anything about when he get out. When he write me he would say he want to get with me but what dude dont want to get with somebody kirk the guys that have written me from jail. [laughter] right when you dont write them back they stop writing you exactly. Exactly. Exactly. [applause] all i know hold it. Hold it. Wait. [all talking at once] [inaudible] shut up derek. I didnt think that kirk you are not going to propose to me, are you . Hold on. It didnt make sense what you are saying. He told me to talk before he went into prison kirk we have to backup a little i feel like im sitting too close to the tv. When you are on your knees in front of me. I should back it up but i cant. All right. Well hear from donnas coun when we come back. [applause] [ ] coming up on the test. Donnas cousin has heard about enough from the twins i about to turn up on you right now. Eric is not as innocent as he wants everyone to believe the comment that he is not the father to the kids. Brothers keeper. And the shocking results that make donna breakdown. 88888888jno hey, thats the last crescent oh, did you want it . Yeah. Well split it. [ female announcer ] made fresh, so light, buttery and flakey. Thats half. Thats not half guys, i have more. Thanks, mom. [ female announcer ] do you have enough pillsbury crescents . So i should probably get the last roll. Yeah but i practiced my bassoon. [ mom ] and i listened. [ brother ] i can do this. [ imitates robot ] everyone deserves ooey, gooey, pillsbury cinnamon rolls. Make the weekend pop. Do you think your spouse is cheating on you . Have you found evidence but your spouse denies having an affair. Do you want your spoe to take a lie detector . Call. [applause] [cheering] [ ] kirk welcome back to the the test. Before the break, Twin Brothers derek and eric were accusing donna of cheating on eric. Both brothers suspect that the couples two babies might not be his. Donnas cousin says eric has been sleeping on her couch since they broke up and is tired of being in the middle. Welcome conchetta to the show. Hi how you doing. Ok. So im about to turn up on you right now. Because first of all, first of all, eric is not as innocent as he wants everyone else to believe. Because when they first got together can i speak . Can i speak . When they first got together eric also cheated on donna. Yeah. Yeah. Wi your ex that how do you know . Because you admitted to donna that you cheated on her with her. And also eric kirk i got to hear it ok. Its my turn now. Itsy turn now. [all talking at onc [inaudible] i see you with both of my eyes. Can i speak . Wait, hang on one second i want to hear her speak and while she speaks lets listen then i will let you defend yourself and let you get in there and at the end of the day we will find out whose babies they are. All right . [applause] all right. Kirk nice to see you. My turn, remember. You guys look good like super heros. Listen he is sleeping on your couch . Yes. Kirk and one of the super heros is on your couch with the braids is on my couch right now kirk why do you think he is a cheater . Hang on he is so concerned about what donna is doing its because he hes he must be doing something. Eric comes before let me put it out. Before im telling you facts. Before he started sleeping on my couch he was coming over to my house unscrewing my porch light kirk to save energy . No, to see who was in my house and what we were doing in the house. Kirk you can get shot for real. Unscrewed the light bulb. [all talking at once] come on. Keep going putting tape recordners her car. Recorders in her car. Leaving his phone on talk and take and. Kirk hang on. Listen. Let me check. Hang on a few things. Listen, we have a lot of issues that we are dealing with. There is a lot of accusations of cheating i want to Say Something kirk but the most important thing are the two babies why we are here today is for these babies. We have to find out right . Look. I mean look. [laughter] that could be my boy looks just like you. [applause] kirk i tell you what is funny, already in a headlock just like daddy the same ears and everything. Everything. What is going to happen if you find out these are not your children . If it comes back he is not the father to the kids, all right man hell was raised well without a father for seven years. So until we got they are not your kids you need to stay away. Not him. You dont have to take care of them. You are not taking care of them. Have a seat. Have a seat. Have a seat. Please have a seat. Kirk donna if i find out they are not my babies for one i will be upset, two i will still take care of them babies regardless. Kirk when we come back well find o who is the cheater in this relationship. Were back with the results of the Lie Detector Test after this. [applause] [ ] coming upn the test. Confessions. You confessed to our polygraph administrator that y you. Results and other than what you just confessed to have you had sexual intercourse with anybody else overhe will involved Twin Brothers. Should not be together. Bre is this the bacon and cheese diet . This is the creamy chicken corn chowder. I mean, look at it. So indulgent. Did i tell you i am on the. [ both ] Chicken Pot Pie diet me too [ male announcer ] so indulgent, youll never believe theyre light. 100calorie progresso light soups. [ female announcer ] at 100 calories, not all food choices add up. Some are giant. Some not so giant. When managing your weight, bigger is always better. Ho ho ho green giant coming this thursday Michael Lohan and his lady i dont know that she has cheated are you trying to fetch for things because of your own guilt. And mom and hubby. Patricia has a big secret to reveal. They are bk with new problems on an all new the test she wants to find out if you are cheating michaels girlfriend wants the lowdown on lohan. Multiple women came forward and said they had been with michael a girl contacted me and i was five months pregnant. He said he didnt know her and she sent me a picture of the two of them. Is tan mom getting burned by her husband . Listen this. Disgusted. That thursday. [applause] kirk welcome back to the test. Should eric believe that his girl donna is faithful . His twin derek says no because he has seen her with other guys at the club. But donnas cousin says eric needs to worr stop worrying abot donna and step up and be a dad. Time to hear the results of the test. We are going to hear your test results first. If he passes he passes, you are ok. If he fails is it over. Are you done . We aint together. We not together. Kirk do you want to be with him on on her couch forever . I think they should not be together because im tired of her breaking his heart and this man he look light but he be on me. I say [inaudible] i disagree. I disagree. So where he cannot eat. I dont know if you have been in that situation but this man he has been there quit with your sob stories. Kirk lets check it out. Derek lets find out. Maybe if the test results then we can save your back that aint going to stop him from the hurt, though. Kirk we will do erics lie detector results first. Our lie detector administrator asked eric while in a relationship with donna have you had sexual intercourse with anybody else . Now you have been telling donna that you had not had sexual intercourse with anybody else during your relationship yep. Kirk but you lied. [laughter] hey, can i finish . Listen. You confessed something to our polygraph administrator and i want you to confess to this woman what you confessed to a complete stranger. The test is about being honest. About being truthl. And getting results and seeing if we can move forward or end something. So you confess to her what you confessed to our lie detector administrator that i um been with a female before. But are you not a cheater. Im the one who is cheating. But you are not a cheater, right . No, no. Because are you not a cheater, right . We broke up. Kirk maybe i should help y out. Let me read this because you said one and that seemed low. [laughter] so you talking he want to find out where she at so you go do what you want to do. Kirk you confessed that you have had sexual intercourse with 15 other women while in a relationship with donna. All right. Then we tested you on that confession. Other than what you confessed to while in a relationship with donna, have you had sexual intercourse with anybody else . Your answer . Was what . [laughter] kirk you dont know what your answer was . It was yes. Kirk no, it wasnt. Listen. Let me read this to you. And you can listen. Theres nothing you can say. Put it down and have a seat. Get back and have a seat come in in at and play the game. We together we aint together. When you break up with your boyfriend or girlfriend kirk theres nothing that you can say right now to save him. Nothing. Let me read this again and you can think about your answer. Other than what you just confessed to which was 15 other women while in a relationship with donna have you had sexual intercourse with anybody else . Your answer . Was . You failed that. Hey. Kirk eric. I mean do you even care about this woman . Let me talk for a change. You say everything now. Yeah. I care about her regard building if its 2 or 50 taking my baby you talking about a kid right now. Kirk we are talking about your relationship. You want this relationship . I tell you that thing is more than 15. Like really . Really . I was way off because its more than 15 and i asked you if it was more than that and you said no. And it says said you was lying. And you are trying to [inaudible] [all talking at once] kirk the results of donnas Lie Detector Tests are next. We will be right back. [applause] coming up on the test. Were about to find out if donna did cheat on eric. Have you had sexual intercourse with anybody else while in a relationship with eric . And twin brother derek can barely contain himself. Really . Really . [laughter] kirk it is amazing how involved you are in this. [ female announcer ] stress can make your mind spin all night. Unisom sleeptabs help you fall asleep 33 faster and wake refreshed. Unisom. A stressful day deserves a restful night. I get supple. [ male announcer ] new gold bond mens lotion. Skin strengthening proteins, plus 7 moisturizers. Man up. Try capzasinhp. It penetrates deep to block pain signals for hours of relief. Capzasinhp. Take the pain out of arthritis. Do you think your significant other is living a double life . Do they disappear for days without any explanation . If so put them to the test. Call. [applause] kirk welcome back to the the test. Im here with donna and eric and your brother derek and conchetta. Before the break you proved that you cheated on this beautiful woman. More than 15 times. And you are talking to your brother because for some reason it just donned on you what 15 was. Hey what donned on me the question was not asked like that. It wasnt like that. Kirk the more you deny it the sillier you look. You confessed. Do you know what a confession means . Derek i know you did not go to law school back it up i did. I will put up the definition of confession and i will read it. It is a wrin or oral acknowledgment of guilt by a party owecused of an offensement you confessed to the polygraph administrator. Can you not deny a confession. Maybe derek you did not understand that he confessed i tell you i confessed yes, i did but it wasnt that question 15 women. That is not the truth. Kirk you got to stop. You got to rethink when you speak on this i know but thats. Its a lot of women im saying kirk you are trying to trick everyone and its not working. All right donna. How do you feel right now knowing that he did not care enough about you . He has been cheating the whole time obviously. When kirk and how do you feel . Honestly kirk becauseou cared about him 15 is like really . Like. Kirk maybe that is i dont know how to feel. We are on tv so i cannot do that. Kirk do you feel hurt . Do you feel taken advantage of . I feel lets see kirk upset because you did care about him. Are there no more feelings . I mean im going to have fefeelings for him even though e doubts the second one i know for a fact my son. I think he was seeing him at the club instead of me. When they do go to the club together i work at the club and 15 . You rounding the 15 up. Exactly. After he left my driveway and my porch to make sure she was at my house he went to the club. Kirk you have nothing to say to eric . Eric how do you feel about yourself . Honestly you have been squirrely all day honestly how do i feel with that question . Kirk is there an echo i i feel i i thought i take it inhe first place because do i not believe in them. I thought about not taking it. But i wasnt going to get on stage and look like no fool. Kirk donna we are going to move on to you. Our lie detector administrator asked donna the following question do the test bob what is his name . Serious. Kirk go ahead, what i forgot my mind come and go. [laughter] kirk i will be honest with you, you got to start thinking for each other because together itsot working they share a brain. That is why lets get t someone else. Kirk ready. Lets move it on. Donna besides the times he knows about, have you had sexual intercourse with anybody else while in a relationship with eric . No. No. She said no. [laughter] kirk you failed that. [laughter] sure it was no. Positive it was no kirk amazing how involved are you in this eally amazing. I advise you to calm it down a little bit. I advise you to calm it down kirk do you have feelings for her . Yes, i d he used to be my best friend you used to be my best friend it is what it is kirk and they are both cheating on each other. That is what i was saying. Kirk derek hang on. What did you do . What do you mean what did i do . Cheating . Cheating . Kirk you failed the Lie Detector Test i know him. I told him about the times that i cheated. Any other time that ive done anything else it was not while we were in. Kirk other than the one time and during the relationship have you had sexual intercourse with anybody else while in a relationship with eric and your answer was no and you failed that. Really . [laughter] cheat on. Really . Kirk but maybe he does have a valid poi where he is questioning the paternity i dont have 15 times. It dont matter. The other times,wo. No 15 people you a ho. Really . Do remember the times two . Kirk i just like watching you ask me questions when we come back we will find out if eric is the father of his exgirlfriends baby and is the father of their second child as well. We will be right back. [applause] coming up on the test. Can this couple survive the test results. Is eric the father of donnas youngest child with regards to eric jr. The dna results show that eric. Do you like action . Do you want to witness shocking results . If you are in the la area and would like to be in the studio audience for a taping of the test go to thetesttv. Com. [applause] kirk welcome back. Before the break, before the break i was talking to donna and eric and derek and conchetta. Youve been calling me the whole show. Its conchetta. I like the way you were saying it so i could not stop you. Whooo whooo [applause] kirk you be cra not to change your name to conchetta. You are a cheetah and we have two cheetahs right here. [applause] [laughter] all right. All right. Lets get serious. We found out that youre both busy at night. And not with each other. Not pretty busy. Kirk lets talk about the children now. This is about the babies. All right. You wonder if they are yours. Lets do the test. Kirk what if they are not . Anything change . Not with my babies, no. Kirk what about you guys . No, not with the cheating they want to be together i am the middle person. And like he stays at my house and she is my cousin and my best friend they want to be together but they dont know how to communicate. Interests no trust kirk they do not know how to communicate and its tough to communicate when you are in the middle as well yes, exactly. Exactly i am the translator. Kirk all right eric, lets move on. This is regards to eric jr. The dna results show that eric. You are the father of fouryearold eric jr. Inyourface. Inyourface. High 5. High 5. [applause] [laughter] kirk all right. All right. You did good on that one. Kirk all right. That is one. We are going to get to the second one, the second child did you have doubts about eric jr. . Maybe so. 50 50. It is a possibility . Come on now, dont showut really . You really too. Like really . Kirk so you two used be friends. Lying and stuff.