people are bummed out. you got to get over things like because there are real problems in the world. you know what i did this weekend, hoda, without taking care of you. i read three books. >> of course you did. >> i read three books. one is "killing jesus" bill o'reilly is on today. a fascinating read. i read elizabeth smart's book. she's coming on next week. it's unbelievable this young woman lived through this ordeal and has emerged from it with such grace. >> yeah. >> she is the picture of grace. it's amazing. the other is anne croft's new book. it's called "wounded by god's people." >> you read three books? >> i was on fire. i love to read and i really wanted to read all of those books they're really, really highly redeemable. >> while you were reading i was watching tv. there was this guy, you guys who wanted to do a dave devil stunts, okay? >> yeah. >> he's a 35-year-old american bass jumper named jeb corliss. it was like threading a needle. he had to fly through there. look, look, look -- >> look at this. >> no, indeed. no! >> oh, my gosh. >> he jumped out of a helicopter 6500 feet above -- anyway, he landed, and he got tangled up in -- >> the great wall of china. >> no, but after he got off, he said my god. >> it was the single gnarliest thing i've ever done in my life. >> yes, it was. >> everybody was cheering him but i experienced years ago in norway when i was doing the guinness book of world records special with david frost. he was hosting and i was -- i don't know what i was. the guy was trying to set the world record for b.a.s.e. jumping which means you jump from a stationary place somewhere in the world and then your chute goes off on the way down. well, we waited for two weeks for the weather to change, right? it was just not the right conditions. finally, the conditions were okay. the guy jumped, and i'm at the bottom when he lands, you know? next day to celebrate his successful jump, he goes to a different part of the mountain. jumps and bashed his brains in and died. so, you know, the thing is the wind -- the wind can pick up -- >> by the way, for this guy, it was terrible weather up until like an hour before. he literally had a tiny window of decent weather. they almost called it off. >> you're going to die eventually. why -- why -- i don't understand that -- >> i don't understand needing that thrill? >> yes. >> yes. >> i get that kind of a thrill every day, when i come in and sit next to you. would you take a pill if it would reduce crow's feet on your face? now these german scientists -- >> all these german scientists weighing in. >> they're coming up with a pill that's full of vitamins and stuff and they say it will reduce the depths of your crow's feet by 10%. the pills contain vitamin e, fatty acids. >> and lycopene found in tomatoes. there's something else they won't tell you. it's a long way from being on the market. i think we're becoming such a pill-popping society. we've lived with botox for over 40 years, fda approved. >> 40 years for botox? >> yeah. i'm not sure exactly how long it's been, but it's been a long time. so many of these things are rushed to market. you don't know -- >> i think they should list every single thing in there. >> we were talking about people losing weight, they're so happy because they're thin and they feel vibrant. and when you look at their face, they seem like they've aged years. sometimes, when you gain weight, you feel crummy, you look in the mirror, you're like, i look good. it plumps out your face, it plumps out your wrinkles, it makes you look good. so i say more twipg twinkies. >> psychologists say that kids, i could have told them this without spending a lot of money, kids are kids until the age of 25. the brain is not formed. actually, until the age of 25. >> look at daniel radcliffe. daniel radcliffe who is 24 is laughing. okay? you don't think so? you don't agree with that? when was your brain formed? >> it may still be forming in my case. i don't take me as being representative. >> okay, yeah. >> yeah, it's a fascinating subject because i think we're coddling our kids an awful lot these days. we're not helping them grow up. we're keeping them babies. >> right. >> we're raising spoiled children that are spoiled adults still acting like babies. just look around. and i think this is just a way to make parents feel better about it. >> when you look at the greatest generation guys who went off to war and build a home in their 20s or younger, and grew up fast because they had to. >> right. >> if you have to grow up, it's funny what you're capable of doing, i think. look at daniel. he's still not into it. >> hey, daniel, i want you to warn you we don't want you to feel embarrassed, hoda and i did see you naked on broadway. >> that's fine. so did loads of people. your favorite things. >> my happens to be something that you introduced me to >> yes, i gave you this. >> yes, you did. this is an iphone case. if you ever run out the door you want your credit card, your cash and a mirror, your lip gloss? look at this one, a mirror and my cash and also lip balm. >> it came with a little tiny thing of lip balance p. >> you close it like that. not heavy. $29.99. >> it comes in lots of colors. >> it's called eyn case. eynproducts.com. go to our website. my thing is a purse from tribeca. it comes in three styles, casual, silk and -- >> what is that? >> it's a fanny pack, yes, indeed, it is. >> this is my favorite one. my favorite one is a buckle. i took that home. >> how do you -- >> you wrap it around and tie it? >> like a sash. >> you tie it like a sash. >> it looks weird running down the street but it's better apparently than the traditional fanny pack. the other kind has a buckle and stuff. >> what do put in there? >> whatever you can put in there. 46 and up from tribeca.com. >> that's the pouch? >> that's the pouch. they're all different but they're cute. >> known around the world as harry potter but there's a lot more going with daniel radcliffe these days. >> he's going to tell us all about it and maybe even answer some of your questions. bill o'reilly is going to be with us. >> we have a big show. >> huge, huge. 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>> yes, i think she is. >> i love her. before we tell you what you've won, we're going to tell everyone why you've been named our fan of the week. she watches us while she works out at home. her favorite part of the show are the ambush makeovers. she finds it hilarious when i don't like the ihoda songs. ready to find out what you've won delina? >> yes. >> are you sure? >> yes. >> you and a friend are headed to the florida sheraton sand keys resort four days, four nights, a round trip accommodations. >> airfare accommodations furn neshed by florida sand key resort in clear water, florida. are you excited? >> yes. >> who is that next to you? >> my sister. >> i hope you're taking her with you? >> have a great time, sweetie. we love you. >> thank you! >> i like her. >> i like her. ♪ ♪ yeah! we're back with more on "today" with the funday monday. its a time for today's buzz where we get you caught up with all the celebrity gossip. the big tv premieres and baby news. live josh new to the show. >> pleasure to be here. >> all we could read about how huge "breaking bad" was. >> huge. no one can stop talking about it. from "m.a.s.h." to "the sopranos," this was the latest. i would hope i could be a sophisticated elitist critic who could pooh-pooh it. but the fan boy in me wants to jump up and down. like a meth addict who just had his fix. i loved it. i absolutely loved it. >> everybody loved it. >> you got to remember this is a show that started out as a critical success that nobody watched it. the first season less than one million people watched it. it wasn't until it went on netflix the first three seasons and it just started to build. this season had more than 100% increase than last season. >> the first season of "snl," how do you think it did? >> i thought it was good. it's difficult. they've lost some of their star players. once you're on "snl," everything opens up for you. six new cast members to introduce. in order to do it, they brought back tina fey, probably the most important figure in "snl" at the moment. she hosted. the six new people. she got in with the gold-bangled dance routine. and even more ridiculous and campy. i don't know. so it will be nice to see them, you know -- >> develop. >> -- develop. jimmy kimmel and kanye west, what is going on? >> so bizarre. kanye has such thin skin. >> yeah. >> he did this interview with the bbc where he was talking himself up, saying he's the greatest and rock and roll. >> jimmy got a few kids to read the transcript of his interview. >> we do it on the show. you can believe what you're hearing, right. >> then kanye started tweeting out that jimmy is terrible. jimmy shouldn't be satirizing the first honest piece of journalism in years. that's what he called. when richard engel bought his from syria, that's not serious journalism. >> no. >> i heard kanye took all his tweets down. >> he took them down. >> what does that mean? >> you're not going to win this. kimmel is going to win this. the humorist is going to beat the person with thin skin. >> that's all you do, kanye, laugh at yourself. >> baby news, gwen stefani? >> yes, apparently. >> what do you mean apparently? >> she has another one -- >> is she, is she? this would be the third one with the front man of bush as her husband. it's great. all these paparazzi, it's so difficult to know. you see photos of her belly. is that a baby, not a baby. it could be a bagel. >> i always say it's a bagel. >> how do you think of bagel? >> she always says that. >> gwen is known for her toned body and abs and everything. can you imagine being under that scrutiny. >> lastly, "cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2." number one, baby. >> number one at the box office. it did $35 million. it's been an interesting year for movies. the summer has all been about franchises and sequels. >> yeah. >> and the big original things kind of bombed. pacific, those kinds, the lone ranger. >> so nice to see you. >> of course. >> the popular tv host who has his way with words. >> the best-selling author bill o'reilly. >> oh, wait, wait. he's emerging. >> he's here. >> yes. >> we'll be right back with bill. of contact lens wearers suffer from dryness. 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>> yes. >> christian doctrine said that there's a traditional god and that god watches over every human being and part of that is the holy spirit, the one of trinity. this isn't anything startling. i'm a roman catholic. i believe inspiration comes from above. i can write, i have the gift of gab. you get inspirations throughout your life. that's all it is. it wasn't like calls in the middle of -- >> it wasn't a burning book. >> yeah. the people who are anti-collision, the seculars who hate any kind of religion. they seize on this. it's not a religious book. it's a history book. okay? we fight that battle all the time. what i said is what i believe. >> well, if you're actually living your life of faith, every day of your life will be inspired by the holy spirit. >> you'll get inspired and you'll get tempted. it's always the battle of good and evil, then you free-will, you make the call. >> what did you learn about jesus that you didn't know? >> two very important things. number one, he's the most famous person that ever lived on this planet. why? he's poor. he had no infrastructure, no country, no pr guy, no movie studio, no nothing. he becomes the most famous person that ever lived. how? how did that happen? poor carpenter. secondly, while he was alive in the last three years of his life, thousands of people followed him from back water to back water. it wasn't like they got on a trolley. they walked. followed him. why? what was he doing that attracted these thousands? they couldn't hear him. they couldn't hear him. he had no microphone. so what he was saying might have been profound to the few people who were around him but the droves of people couldn't hear him. >> people with the mouth of the attitude, it's a natural -- you couldn't believe the acoustics there. it's like a natural amphitheater. >> you're talking about the sermon on the mound. >> yes. >> there are some places, yes some people could have, but never the crowds that followed him. there were people that followed him. this is what worried them. and the romans is that the guy is building up this popularity, and they don't know why. but reports of miracles are coming back to them. written reports. and then he starts to interrupt the money flow because the sanhedrins were taxing the peasants. once he did that it sealed his doom it wasn't saying he was the son of god until the last few weeks of his life. it was the interruption of money flow. he was a subversant. then he went after him with a vengeance. the money is it all. it's a fascinating time. i'm glad you guys liked the book. >> bill, good to see you. and she gave up her breakfast binges and picked up the hulu hoop. >> yes, she did. our newest member of the joy fit club lost more than half her weight coming up after this. >> i hit the water. >> game on. >> go! go! >> faster. >> underwater. go! >> the reason why we all do this job is to save lives. >> a lot of the times the coast guard comes before the family. when he's out flying, i do pray. >> all right. >> wahoo! >> hi, daddy. >> we've made contact with the survivors. >> everything they throw at us, we do. fall is finally here. >> and for every season there's a reason to watch. >> "wake up with al" weekday mornings on the weather channel. >> it's just right. all your weather, travel updates and the local stories. >> this front will move through. >> you can't beat this kind of weather. >> everything you need to know first thing. >> the big picture. >> we're like a killer app in the morning. >> tap into us. >> "wake up with al" with stephanie abrams and al roker, weekday mornings only on the weather channel. how much do you love it? 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>> lee, come join the joy fit club. >> oh, my god! >> oh. >> oh, my gosh. you look spectacular. >> oh, my gosh. what did you do to destress once you got off the sauce? >> hulu hoop. >> did you always -- >> i never could do this. >> you couldn't do that? >> never. >> she does it 20 minutes a day and she burns 200 calories. >> you do it while you're watching tv? >> okay. ladies, which one wants to give it a try. >> i don't know because of my pack here but i'll try. >> how long did it take to drop all the weight? >> almost two years. >> what's the best reaction you've gotten from people. >> wow, look at her. >> the best reaction. >> i love that from you. >> whoo! >> go kathie. >> go kathie. go lee. >> you look amazing. >> don't throw out that sour milk or that slimy banana peel >> why? >> i don't know. we're about to show you how to save cash with your trash. >> this is "today" on nbc. we're back with something new here calls "money-saving monday." easy ways to stretch your toll lar and save you a few bucks. >> we're starting in the kitchen with accidental housewife julie. >> are you going to save money? >> i'm going to show you how to save some crash from your trash. your condiments, ketchup, mustard, barbecue sauce. they have white vinegar in them. if there's only a bit left. add white vinegar, instead of going like this and shaking, and then -- >> it will really change -- >> you'll get one or two more servings. you got spilled milk, it's perfect if you got cracked dishes. there's a protein in spilled milk called kasun. when you heat it up, it actually forms a plasticy substance. if you boil that, you cover it all the way up. once it comes to a boil, you let it sit for 45 minutes to an hour. >> and it works on cracks. >> it will. >> and also your face? >> i was going to talk to you about that. that's the next segment. health and beauty. on silver, too, lactic acid will actually clean it, with spilled milk. by the way, if you're in a pinch and i know you have dinner parties -- >> it will clean this? >> tarnished silver. you're in a pinch and you're having a dinner party and you need -- >> your silver cleaned? >> -- yes, just add vinegar, that will curdle the milk. >> next? >> we'll let this soak half an hour. we'll come back to you tomorrow. next, banana peels. banana peels are actually great for polishing your shoes. >> if you do it the other way, you don't get all that residue stuff. >> that's a good idea. >> you don't get the strings, right? >> here's the key. shoe polish has potassium in it. you eat the banana. but you rub the shoes -- >> the inside? >> yes, from the inside, it will polish and preserve. >> you keep eating -- >> i'm not going there. >> when you use your citrus fruits, when you squeeze them, put them down your garbage disposal. they will deodor rise. chop chop, what do you do -- >> i just remembered i don't have a garbage disposal, okay. not everyone has one. we're not all fancy. >> it's called your dog, right? >> now, corks, there's a reason we drink -- i particularly like the ones from champagne because they got a little handle. but carbon knives, these are terrific for cleaning they won't dull up. you go like this. also if you put them on the edge it will prevent injury. lastly, red wine not that there's any left, it will freeze. you pour it into ice cube trays. >> just red? >> today, we're using red. white has other attributes. you freeze it. >> i thought alcohol wouldn't freeze. >> it does. the truth be told. then you can use it in your sangria, and again, i know you cook a lot. you put it there. >> which would be very pretty. >> and here you go. tomorrow, on the nbc show "sean save the world." >> oh, i love him. plus, must-have handbags from fall. >> and beat it or eat it. >> i love beat it or eat it. >> have an awesome funday monday, everybody. >> bye-bye! >> i'm here to help. you and i will get through this together. [applause] >> how are you folks doing? how are you folks doing? thank you very much. come on now. how are you folks doing? how are you doing today? hey, we have a good show for you today. how many of you wish that your man was more organized? how about cleaner? well, be careful what you wish for, ladies. i have a wife here who says she loves her man but he is a neat freak. he cleans her plate while she's still eating. wait until you see my surprise for him. it's going to get really messy and later on, texting has become the primary form of communicating in the dating world. well, no one picks up the phone anymore and that leads to a lot of miscommunication out there so i'm helping a very confused woman decipher what men are really saying when they text you. ladies, you've got to understand this game. the texting was the best thing to happen to guys. and we take advantage of it. i'm going to show you what it is. plus i'm going to be revealing the dos and don'ts of texting whether you're dating or not. first it's time for "ask steve." let's go. we have a question about moving. >> hi, steve. in a couple of weeks i'll be moving to california. i have a friend from high school who -- >> l.a.? >> yes. so i have a friend from high school who was kind enough to let me stay at his place rent-free. >> excuse me. his place? >> he's just a friend, though. we've been friends since high school. rent-free. i don't want to overstay my welcome. i'm just a little worried about this. but what if i do? are there any signs and hints i should look for? >> yeah. first of all, let me explain something to you about guys. we're your friend for only one reason and one reason only, because you made it clear this is all it is. we hang around on the perimeter, circling, waiting on the crack in the door. as soon as we see a crack, guess what? need a place to stay in l.a.? you stay at my place rent-free. [applause] i don't even think you have to worry yourself about over staying your welcome, but if you want to know if there's signs that it's time to go, well, you know, like if you're walking down the street and you see a homeless person, they've got your clothes on, what the hell is he doing with my top on? he'll give your stuff away. listen to me. you want to go to l.a., right? >> yeah. >> okay. then you're going to go. nothing that i can say is going to stop you. just remember when you get out there, men don't do anything for free. >> okay >> nothing. that's not how we meet. you can ask any guy in this room, if they were honest, would you let a

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